MeTV Schedule For Columbus, OH, OH

5:00am
Bedloe And Son (s1, ep34)
Homer Bedloe returns to Hooterville with his son, Homer Jr., who is a carbon copy of his dad.
5:30am
Local Girl Makes Good (s1, ep35)
A former resident returns to Hooterville and seems to be a self-made woman. Mary Jane is a business executive who can handle any situation and seems to have a way with men.
6:00am
The Great Cook-off (s7, ep8)
Even though the Clampetts are enjoying Maria’s cooking, Granny is upset that there is another cook in her kitchen. She wants Maria to leave, and Jed knows Maria leaving is the best thing to make everything right. However, Jethro is in love with Maria, hoping to marry her. Jane figures out a way to get Maria in good with Granny. She arranges a meeting between the two cooks, and Jane tells Maria to answer "Yes" to everything.
6:30am
Bonnie, Flatt, And Scruggs (s7, ep9)
The Clampetts are preparing for Lester, Gladys Flatt and Earl Scruggs' visit, not knowing they are doing promotional shots for the movie 'Bonnie and Clyde.' But when they find out, the Clampetts start taking interest. Jethro and Elly borrow Lester and Gladys’ Bonnie and Clyde costumes and scare Dyrsdale. When he finds out, he decides to play a prank on Cratchit, an accountant. Two cops arrest him, thinking he is actually a gangster.
7:00am
Protek The Weakerist, Peep In The Deep, A Dream Walking
"Olive asks Popeye to walk her dog, but he's embarrassed by Flyppy., When Popeye searches for treasure, Bluto tries to beat him to it., Popeye and Bluto are awaken from their sleep by the sound of Olive Oyl sleepwalking."
7:30am
Calypso Cat, The Mad Maestro, Cat And The Mermouse
"Tom falls for a female cat but she quickly loses interest in him when they arrive at an island and Jerry torments him., A maestro conducts an orchestra of various animals but some of them aren’t very good at following his directions., Tom drowns in a lake, and goes to the bottom. There, he finds a mermouse, and then tries to capture it and eat it. The mermouse doesn't give in so easily, though."
8:00am
Woody's Magic Touch, Pigeon Holed, Salmon Yeggs, Wet Blanket Policy, Scrappy Birthday, Adventures Of Tom Thumb Jr., Ace In The Hole
"Woody must trick a witch in order to transform the king's son back into a human again., Homer Pigeon goes to the doctor for glasses, only to realize his poor vision has led him to the induction center for the Pigeonaire Corps instead., Windy tries to show his son Breezy how to steal from a salmon cannery, but gets sealed in a can himself., Buzz Buzzard tries to collect on Woody Woodpecker's life insurance policy by any means necessary!, Andy buys a hound to catch a fox and make a fox fur coat for his girlfriend's birthday present., Tom Thumb discovers a new island, but he's taken by a giant who always wanted a son., Woody Woodpecker is a stable boy who longs to fly a plane. But the bulldog sergeant on the airfield stands in his way."
9:00am
Half-fare Hare, Fox Terror, A Peck O' Trouble, Roman Legion-hare, Odor-able Kitty, Fast Buck Duck, Wet Hare
"Bugs is chased on a train by two bums that want him for food. , A sneaky fox tries to use the arguments between Foghorn and the Dog to get into the chicken coop. He tries to trick Foghorn with a variety of salesman ploys to steer both the chicken and dog away from the coop. , Dodsworth, a lazy cat, tries to teach a kitten how to catch a woodpecker so that he can have breakfast without doing any physical work. , Yosemite Sam selects Bugs Bunny to be a victim for the Roman Colosseum. , A tomcat dresses up like a skunk because he thinks it will be easier to get food that way. What he actually does is attract the attention of Pepe LePew who chases him all over the land., Desperate and down in the gutter, Daffy hears of a millionaire offering a great job position. He only needs to get in to the house to get the interview, but the bulldog just won't let him in., Bugs Bunny is taking a shower under a waterfall when suddenly the water stops. He goes up to see what the problem is and meets a lumberjack who wants all the water for himself. "
10:00am
The Night Of The Headless Woman (s3, ep17)
On a dusty Californian trail, Jim and Artemus intercept a stagecoach whose driver has been hired to smuggle boll weevils. Quickly theorizing that someone is trying to destroy the country's cotton crop, they set out to find the mastermind of the operation and destroy his distribution system before his plan succeeds.
11:00am
The Jasper Cato Story (s2, ep22)
Wanting a safe escort through indian country, a stranger rides upon the wagon train. After telling the major his reasons for being there, the truth is soon uncovered and it causes two men to change their lifelong habits.
12:00pm
The Martyr (s2, ep6)
Jarrod defends a basque sheepherder—a self-described anarchist—who is accused of murdering a cattleman. He finds that not all of the basque community wants his client to be acquitted.
1:00pm
Horse Deal
"Deesha accuses Emmett Bowers of stealing his horses. Bowers tells Matt he bought them. Slim and Jake Wirth have the same trouble. Matt must find the horse thief before a lynch mob forms."
1:30pm
Johnny Red
"Johnny Red asks the Marshall where the Crale ranch is. Says he's Mrs Crale's long lost son Billy. Matt doesn't think so because the War Dept said that Billy was killed at the Battle of Shilo."
2:00pm
A Severe Case Of Matrimony (s9, ep33)
Rosalita hopes to win the Cartwrights as patrons of her opera career. There's just one problem with her plan: she lacks the skill to make a career of opera!
3:00pm
The Sidewinder (s5, ep16)
Gridley Mau is gunning for Lucas, who killed his father during an attempted robbery.
3:30pm
The Sixteenth Cousin (s5, ep17)
A Japanese nobleman seeks revenge when his servant is insulted.
4:00pm
Incident Of The Odyssey (s6, ep24)
Mickey Rooney guest stars as a happy, childlike wanderer who befriends the drovers.
5:00pm
Full Circle (s3, ep34)
A man who left Paladin to die in his place writes to Paladin and asks for his help.
5:30pm
Amos Carter (s1, ep36)
Josh's big talk lands him in big trouble when his browbeating the locals about ending the decades-long Carter-Blake feud gets him drafted to go reconcile the hate-fueled hillbillies.
6:00pm
Higher Than A Kite, Idle Roomers, Shivering Sherlocks, Who Done It, Three Little Twirps, Some More Of Samoa
"The Stooges are auto mechanics working for the R.A.F. in England. After wrecking an officers car they need a place to hide, but their choice, a sewer pipe, turns out to a bomb, which is dropped on the enemy. Finding themselves behind enemy lines, Moe and Curly disguise as German officers and Larry dresses as a seductive fraulein. While general Bommel chases after Larry, Moe and Curly steal the secret plans from the high command. , The Stooges are working as bellboys in a large hotel when a side show promoter shows up with 'Lupe', a wild wolfman who promptly escapes. The Stooges try to capture the wolfman by playing music to calm him, but music makes the wolfman go berserk and soon the Stooges are the ones trying to run away. The boys end up caught in an elevator with the wolfman who shoots them into the sky. , The Stooges are tree surgeons who are enlisted by a rich old man to find a mate for his rare puckerless persimmon tree. The boys sail to the tropical island of Rhum-Boogie to find the tree. When they arrive they are captured by the natives and will be eaten unless Curly marries the Chief's ugly daughter. The Stooges escape with the tree and, after a confrontation with an alligator; sail off with their prize. , The Stooges witness an armed robbery and are brought in by the cops as suspects. After passing a lie detector test, the boys are freed but are now the only ones who can identify the crooks. Meanwhile, their friend Gladys has inherited a house in the country and the boys go with her to inspect it so she won't be gypped when it's sold. The house turns out to be the crook's hideout, and when they abduct Gladys, the Stooges must rescue her. , The Stooges are private detectives looking for a missing millionaire. They wander around the millionaire's spooky mansion confronting various crooks and a dangerous dame. The Stooges vanquish the crooks (Shemp uses his "trusty shovel") and find the missing man. , The Stooges get a job putting up posters for a circus but discover that instead of money, their pay is tickets to the show. When trying to scalp their tickets gets them in trouble, they hide out backstage where Curly has an encounter with a bearded lady and Moe and Larry hide in a horse suit. When they're caught, the circus manager gives them a choice of going to jail or joining the circus. What they don't know is that they are to be targets for the Zulu spear thrower. When Curly hits the spear thrower with one of his own spears, the boys are on the run once again. "
8:00pm
Strait-jacket
"A crazed axe murderer, released after spending 20 years in a mental institution for lopping the heads off her husband and his lover, returns home to her daughter, who witnessed the slayings as a three-year-old. Shortly after her return, heads begin to roll again, with all the evidence pointing to the woman, who begins to think she's gone insane."
10:30pm
The Joker Is Wild (s1, ep5)
After the Joker escapes from prison, Batman and Robin search for him, certain he'll attack. However, Batman's secret identity is in jeopardy when the Joker finally surfaces.
12:00am
The Zombie (s1, ep2)
A grandmother seeks revenge for her grandson's death by turning him into a zombie to do her bidding.
2:00am
The Monster From Outer Space (s2, ep13)
A Saturn space probe re-enters the Earth with a strange creature attached to its surface.
3:00am
Seven Little Indians (s1, ep19)
Kobick captures Chipper and uses the dog as bait to lure in the Earthlings one by one.
4:00am
The Day The Sky Fell In (s1, ep4)
At Pearl Harbor on December 6, 1941, Tony and Doug find Tony's father, reported missing after the attack.