MeTV Schedule For Columbus, OH, OH

5:00am
The Saucer (s2, ep2)
David finds a man who can predict when the next flying saucer will land.
6:00am
Winning
"Against Walt's advice, Matt tries out for the football team, using his powers to excel."
7:00am
The Last Dance (part 1) (s4, ep)
Kelly gets a job working at The Max but may have to tell Zack it's over between them when she falls for her boss.
7:30am
The Aftermath (part 2) (s4, ep)
Zack seeks revenge after catching Kelly with Jeff.
8:00am
The Wicked Stepbrother: Part 1 (s4, ep)
Jessie meets her new stepbrother, Eric, soon discovering that he possesses a dark side.
8:30am
The Wicked Stepbrother: Part 2 (s4, ep)
Jessie's new stepbrother, Eric, runs afoul of the gang and even takes Mr. Belding's car apart.
9:00am
Fake Ids (s4, ep)
When Zack falls for a college girl, he lies about his age and makes fake IDs so he, Slater and Screech can sneak into an 18-and-over dance club. While there, they see Kelly's boyfriend dancing with another girl.
9:30am
Fourth Of July (s4, ep)
It's the annual Fourth of July beauty pageant and Zack is one of the judges. Carosi wants Zack to choose Stacey no matter what it takes.
10:00am
The Snooperstar (s5, ep20)
Marcia is fed up with Cindy snooping in her diary. To teach her a lesson, she plants a bogus story about submitting a picture of Cindy to a talent scout who thinks Cindy could be the next Shirley Temple.
10:30am
The Hustler (s5, ep21)
The Brady family tries to figure out who would send them a pool table and later learn that Mike's boss, Mr. Matthews is the one. Meanwhile, Bobby becomes obsessed about the game and begins betting everyone including Mr. Matthews.
11:00am
Cruisin' (s2, ep16)
Richie, Postie and Ralph are forced to go cruising for girls in Howard's DeSoto after Marion dents Richie's car at the supermarket. They find three girls but, later, find their boyfriends—who are members of street gang the Dragons!
11:30am
Laverne And Shirley Move In (s4, ep11)
Shirley recalls how she and Laverne first moved in together.
12:00pm
Aunt Bee's Romance (s5, ep5)
An old beau of Aunt Bee comes to town to court her.
12:30pm
Sales Resistance (s2, ep10)
Convinced his wife is a sucker for a sales pitch, Ricky demands that she return the vaccum cleaner she bought from a door-to-door salesman. Instead, she tries (unsuccessfully) to sell it. Ricky insists that he'll return it—but ends up buying a refrigerator.
1:00pm
Ward's Problem (s2, ep3)
Ward must make a decision when a conflict develops concerning which son to spend the weekend with. He can either go on a fishing trip with Wally or take Beaver on a father-son weekend. Thinking Ward is going to go fishing with Wally, Beaver makes up a wild story when his classmates start to tease him.
1:30pm
Beaver And Chuey (s2, ep4)
Beaver makes a new friend in Chuey Varella but the boy only speaks Spanish. So Beaver asks Eddie, who has taken Spanish, for some help but Eddie plays a joke on Beaver by feeding him a sentence in Spanish which ultimately insults Chuey.
2:00pm
The Phantom Fifth Floor (s7, ep20)
The Clampetts are in charge of the fifth floor, with their all-purpose offices. Jethro, the Crowned Prince of Show Business, decides to move his talent agency to the mansion.
2:30pm
The Hired Gun (s7, ep21)
The Clampetts are opening up J.C. Enterprises at a decent hour, five o’ clock in the morning. Drysdale is getting tired of his largest depositor’s waking him up early and of their practices. To get the Clampetts out, he hires a hired gun to scare the clan. Drysdale and Homer, the hired gun, strike up a plan where Drysdale “defends” the Clampetts, and Homer threatens them.
3:00pm
My Fair Gilligan (s1, ep35)
After Gilligan saves Mrs. Howell's life, Mr. Howell decides to make him his son.
3:30pm
A Nose By Any Other Name (s1, ep36)
A fall from a coconut tree gives Gilligan an inflated nose and a deflated ego.
4:00pm
Bedtime For Bubba (s5, ep)
Mama suspects Bubba and his new study partner, Toni Malone, are doing more than studying.
4:30pm
What A Dump (s5, ep)
Thinking her house is going to receive the award for most beautiful in Raytown, Mama is devastated to learn that the mayor plans to turn her street into the new town dump.
5:00pm
Isaac The Marriage Counselor (s5, ep5)
A teacher moonlights as an exotic dancer; Isaac's romantic advice backfires; a jewel thief meets a like-minded woman.
6:30pm
David Schafer- Toys
"Vintage memorabilia collector David Schafter has spent decades assembling the toys, comic books, and other collectibles from his childhood, all in strikingly pristine condition. David shares some of his rarest and most valuable items, including a Batman and Justice League playset released at the height of the Caped Crusader’s 1966 popularity; a Mad Magazine straitjacket that was available by mail only; and the 1941 comic that features the first appearance of Wonder Woman. Joining Lisa is “Collector’s Call” favorite Joel Magee, a.k.a. America’s Toy Scout. Joel appraises the entirety of David’s dazzling collection, then makes a trade offer for one of David’s Disney rarities. The show concludes with Daivd unveiling to Lisa a 1982 Mad Magazine parody of "The Facts of Life.""
7:30pm
Dear Comrade (s7, ep11)
Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the "life of Riley," thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make—a native remedy for a seemingly insoluble medical problem.
8:00pm
Henry's Farewell (s4, ep6)
Henry Jefferson seems to be moving away to open up his own cleaning store in another county and Louise and Lionel are planning a going away party. Archie refuses to set foot in the Jefferson's home and George Jefferson refuses to have white people in his home. So when the party is moved to the Bunker's, George makes an unexpected visit and finally meets the Bunkers.
8:30pm
Archie And The Computer (s4, ep7)
A computer error leads Edith into collecting a small fortune in quarters sent to her in the mail by a prune company. When Archie discovers this, he immediately wants to keep the money and doesn't want Edith to say anything to the company. However, Archie has a computer problem of his own when the Veteran's office officially declares him dead.
9:00pm
The Games Bunkers Play (s4, ep8)
Mike is all excited when the Lorenzos and Lionel are coming over after dinner for a game of 'Group Therapy.' Archie takes one look at some of the questions that are asked during a game and quickly rushes off for drinks at Kelsey's bar. Later, during the game, Mike childishly refuses to accept criticism from everyone involved.
9:30pm
Edith's Conversion (s4, ep9)
Archie becomes concerned when Edith begins attending Irene Lorenzo's church. Edith also begins wearing a Catholic medallion and gets literature on how to be Catholic. This leads Archie to believe that Irene is trying to convert Edith to Catholicism. Meanwhile, with the rising meat prices, Gloria brings home horse meat and makes it for dinner.
10:00pm
A Salute to the Red, White & Blue: Memorable Performances from t
A Salute To The Red, White & Blue: Memorable Performances From The Ed Sullivan Show
"A look back on Ed Sullivan's unwavering patriotism as he rallied the nation's best performers to support the military effort abroad during the show's twenty three year run. Today’s episode features Joel Gray performing "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and "You're a Grand Old Flag,” Wayne Newton performing "My Country 'Tis of Thee," the West Point Glee Club performing a Civil War Song Medley, the Oberkerchin Choir performing "The Star Spangled Banner," and Irving Berlin performing "God Bless America.""
10:30pm
Guests Imogene Coca And Robert Goulet (part 2)
"Guests Imogene Coca and Robert Goulet. Originally aired on 04/07/69."
11:00pm
Go Tell The Birds And The Bees (s5, ep10)
Richie has been giving his classmates lectures on the facts of life.
11:30pm
Body And Sol (s5, ep11)
Rob remembers when he was a boxer in the Army.
12:00am
The Loudspeaker (s4, ep30)
Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Raccoon of the Year—but it turns out Norton receives the honor.
12:30am
Mute (s4, ep5)
A 12-year-old girl who lost her parents in a fire doesn't speak because she has grown up in a secret telepathic community. The couple who take her in, and her teacher, are determined to help her adapt to their society, no matter the cost.
1:30am
Number Twenty-two (s2, ep21)
A petty crook clashes with a hardened criminal in a jail cell.
2:00am
The Rebel (s5, ep11)
The IMF must rescue three scientists in a dictatorial country and destroy their notes. They rescue two but the third one, Khora, refuses to leave and is executed. Jim and Dana meet with his son, Alex, (a rebel leader) to get his notes and Dana is captured.
3:00am
The End Is But The Beginning (s2, ep17)
Kimble takes advantage of a deadly car accident as a way to try and convince Gerard that he is now dead.
4:00am
Shades
"Harry Orwell confronts race hatred and blackmail in his attempt to clear a businessman's housekeeper of murder."