5:00am The Facts of LifeBought And Sold - Blair is selling Countess Calvert cosmetics, and she uses Natalie as a model.
5:30am Diff'rent StrokesThe Team - A happy household is torn by the repercussions of meeting racial quotas — Drummond faces a lawsuit when he hires a black man from outside his company for a prized executive position and Willis seeks justice when told his color is the only thing preventing him from making the school's predominantly black basketball team.
6:00am The Beverly HillbilliesThe Week Before Christmas - Granny gets a letter from Sam Drucker in Hooterville, but Elly's bear eats it. So after Granny finds very little success knowing if she is engaged or not, Jed, Granny and Elly all decide to spend Christmas in Hooterville.
6:30am My Three SonsErnie And The O'grady - A genial bum Ernie brings home for dinner outrages Uncle Charley by eating everything in sight and staying the night even though he wasn't invited.
7:00am Leave It to BeaverBeaver Goes In Business - Beaver and Gilbert begin a lawn mowing business and plan to go door to door in seach of lawns that need to be mowed. However, shortly after they venture out, Eddie gives the boys some advice that leads them into trouble and Gilbert to bail out of the business when their first client appears.
7:30am Leave It to BeaverKite Day - An upcoming father-son kite day has Beaver getting all excited when Ward agrees to participate with him. They do a great job building a kite together but when Gilbert talks Beaver into testing it out, the kite crashes and falls apart. This leaves Beaver with the duty to tell Ward just what happened.
8:00am Perry MasonThe Case Of The Glittering Goldfish - An inventor of a cure for sick fish is charged with the murder of the purchaser of a pet fish store.
9:00am MatlockThe Fugitive - Accused of murdering his uncle in a drunken rage, Matlock takes the case of Drew Carey, a spoiled, self-centered young man who refuses to listen to his lawyer's council.
10:00am Diagnosis MurderSlight Of Hand - A body found on the beach turns out to be that of Community General Hospital's late janitor. When the man's twin brother identifies the body, something about him raises suspicion in Mark and Steve.
11:00am In the Heat of the NightLove, Honor, And Obey - Parkers investigation into a purse snatching reveals an abused woman.
12:00pm GunsmokeGunfighter, R.i.p. - When hired gunslinger Joe Bascome balks at his obligation to kill Matt Dillon, his employers, the Douglas brothers, are not pleased.
1:00pm BonanzaThe Search - Adam's search for troublesome look-a-like Tom Burns lands him in the Placerville jail for two murders committed by Burns.
2:00pm The RiflemanThe Angry Gun - Lucas and Mark, returning from selling their herd, share the stagecoach trip with a Marshal and his prisoner, Johnny Cotton. Johnny's gang arrives to free their partner and steal the contents of the stage's strongbox, as well as Lucas' money and rifle.
2:30pm Wagon TrainThe Robert Harrison Clarke Story - British journalist Robert Harrison Clarke joins the wagon train, hoping to write a story on the "real" West. Clarke is a pompous and arrogant man who looks down on his fellow wagon train members, and thinks that stories about the West are simply exaggerations. His beliefs will be tested, as the train is taking a new road through indian country, and the Comanche and Kiowa leaders are vowing to attack if Army officers show up with Hale's group.
4:00pm Charlie's AngelsTerror On Skis: Part 1 - A U.S. government agent is killed on the slopes of Vail, Colorado, while investigating a rumor that someone will kidnap Carl Hansworth, a special aide to the President.
6:00pm M*A*S*HDivided We Stand - Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th M*A*S*H unit to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior, or else they will be split up. But the 4077th soon begins to act in their traditional, insane way.
6:30pm M*A*S*H5 O'clock Charlie - An inept North Korean pilot, known as 5 O'Clock Charlie, makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him from using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump. Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump.
7:00pm The Andy Griffith ShowThe Guitar Player - Jim Lindsey is a young guitarist that lives in Mayberry. When the famous musician Bobby Fleet and his band arrive in Mayberry, Andy and Barney scheme to arrest Bobby and his band so that Jim can get an audition.
7:30pm The Andy Griffith ShowEllie Comes To Town - Ellie Walker, the local pharmacist's niece, comes to Mayberry to replace him on a temporary basis. Her "new" approach to dispensing medicine shakes things up in Mayberry.
8:00pm Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.The Prize Boat - Gomer wins a boat in a jingle contest, but it's Sgt. Carter navigating—into taxes, license fees and other expenses.
8:30pm Green AcresThe Ugly Duckling - Ralph is devastated when her true love, Hank Kimball, stands her up on another date. Lisa's solution is make Ralph more feminine. While she works at the mammoth task, Oliver is forced to sleep in the barn with Eb. Later, the "new" Ralph, complete with false eyelashes that stick together, is presented to the unsuspecting Mr. Kimball.
9:00pm Hogan's HeroesThat's No Lady, That's My Spy - Newkirk poses as a general's wife to get penicillin to an ill underground leader.
9:30pm Hogan's HeroesTo Russia Without Love - Hogan arranges for a beautiful Russian spy to convince Klink that the Kommandant should volunteer for service at the Russian front. Hogan's payoff: some secret papers.
10:00pm The Carol Burnett ShowGuests Steve Lawrence, Durward Kirby, And Julie Bond - "Guests Steve Lawrence, Durward Kirby, and Julie Bond. Originally aired on 12/14/70."
10:30pm Perry MasonThe Case Of The Thermal Thief - Attorney Ken Kramer comes to the aid of an alleged thief accused of stealing a $50,000 necklace.
11:30pm The New Twilight ZoneWorld Next Door - A door in the basement leads two people to enhance their lives.
12:00am Alfred Hitchcock PresentsThe Last Escape - A practical joke has a devastating effect on an adulterous spouse.
12:30am Alfred Hitchcock PresentsGreatest Monster Of Them All - A horror-film actor plans payback after an incompetent director ruins his comeback.
1:00am MannixThe Mouse That Died - Out on a routine missing persons case, Mannix uncovers an espionage ring and falls victim to a slow-acting poison for which he must race against time to procure the antidote.
2:00am CannonDaddy's Little Girl - "Cannon helps fake the murder of a mobster in order to allow the man to testify against his boss."
3:00am 77 Sunset StripCollector's Item - Jeff Spencer discovers that the countess who hired him to deliver a valuable sculpture to New York is actually part of a ring of spies.
4:00am Night GalleryKeep In Touch - We'll Think Of Something - A distraught musician asks the police to help him find an elusive woman.
4:30am The Facts of LifePretty Babies - Tootie is lured into doing a photo shoot for a shady photographer.