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Carol Burnett and Friends

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The variety show that made Carol Burnett and her comedy troupe household names, 'Carol Burnett and Friends' stars Burnett alongside comedians Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence, Lyle Waggoner and Tim Conway. The show is famous for its memorable sketch comedy, often consisting of movie parodies, such as "Went with the Wind," an upside-down take on "Gone with the Wind," and original situational comedy, such as recurring sketches "The Family," which was spun off as television series "Mama's Family," and "Kitchen Commercials."

Next Airings

  • 12/18 11:00PMGuests Paul Sand and Eydie Gorme
    "In The Parolee, an just released parole tries to calm his girlfriend down before she makes a scene and gets him thrown back in jail. Then, in Salute to the Movie Series, the gang parodies classic entertainment, including "Young Dr. Kildaire", "The Cisco Kid", and "The Latin Bombshell". Finally, in The Wolfman, Carol and friends poke fun at horror movie cliches with a haunted castle, gypsy, and a wolfman."
  • 12/19 11:00PMGuest Jack Weston
    "In Computer Date, Carol meets a blind date who knows as many fun facts as she does. Then, in Tacky Song, Carol plays a dowdy librarian singing "The Lady Is a Tramp". Finally, in Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, a doctor's experiment goes horribly wrong when he continually turns into his female alter ego."
  • 12/20 11:00PMGuest John Byner
    "In Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey fight in front of an encounter group. Then, in Fun in a Saloon, a western bad guy starts a dancing brawl. Finally, in Court Stenographer, Carol plays a recorder who can't help but interfere with the court case."
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Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Season 1
  • Season 1

Ep : Guests Petula Clarke and Tim Conway

In Moving Day, a young elevator operator has a crush on Carol, who plays it up to make Harvey jealous. Then, in As the Stomach Turns, Carol's soap opera alter ego inherits money from her late, great uncle, but problems arise when her family stops by for a visit.

Ep : Guests Ken Barry and Jack Weston

In The Operation, Carol asks Harvey for a divorce, moments before he operates on an ailing patient. Then, in Ethel Herman, Jack Weston flirts with Carol, who replies to him only in song. Finally, in The Old Folks, Carol teases Harvey that he's too old to play golf.

Ep : Guest Paul Sand

In Honeymoon Sweet, newlyweds Carol and Paul have honeymoon jitters. Then, Carol and the gang perform classic TV Commercial parodies, including Diaper Dampers, E.F. Mutton, the Innersplotch Water Mattress, Matador, Scoop Mouthwash, and Cross-My-Body-Bra. Finally, in Astronauts Going to Mars, Paul finds out that he wasn't invited to a barbecue back on Earth and rubs it in Harvey's face.

Ep : Guests Paul Sand and Tim Conway

In An American Housewife, Carol finds the world falling apart around her with natural disasters and emergencies. Then, in Pregnant Pause, Paul is jealous of Carol's soon-to-be-born baby. Finally, in Gangster Movie, Tim tries to off the notorious "Mr. Big", but nothing works.

Ep : Guests Richard Crenna and Ruth Buzzi

In The Models, Carol debates cheating on her model husband with another model, striking a pose along the way. Then in Adam and Eve 12, Carol asks for a divorce from her husband, just as they're about to catch the perp. Finally, in Celebrities and Peasants, Carol and Ruth can't work together to win the game show competition.

Ep : Guests Dick Martin and Anthony Newley

In The Wine Tasters, two wine tasters battle it out to enter the Hall of Fame for Wine Tasters. Then, in Send in the Clowns, Carol helps her boss prepare for his wedding and sings the classic song. Finally, in Stella Toddler, Carol's klutzy alter ego is honored with a footprint outside of Grauman's Chinese Theater.

Ep : Guest Steve Lawrence

In Exercise with Jack Leilani, Carol tries her best to exercise, despite her large size. Then, in The Carpenters, Harvey and Lyle complain about women in the workforce, obliviously to Carol finishing the construction project behind them. Finally, in Bachelor Party, Steve uses his charm one last time to woo Carol, not knowing she's his fiance's sister.

Ep : Guest Vincent Price

In The Meeting, Carol reunites with high school friend, Vicki, who makes her second guess her life. Then, in Spy Story, Harvey is short on cash to pay his secret informant. Finally, in Rhoda Dimple, Carol plays a 12 year old starlet who gets the close-up she deserves.

Ep : Guests Eydie Gorme and Tim Conway

In The Fortune Teller, a fortune teller foresees Carol future moments before it happens. Then, in The Oldest Man, Tim plays a 243 year old who won't let Harvey into the high-end restaurant without a necktie. Next, in Masquerade Party, husband and wife, Harvey and Vicki, are hypnotized and become the other person. Finally, in Che Cosa, Harvey must overcome the language barrier to woo Carol, a Spanish maiden.

Ep : Guests James Coco, Nancy Walker, and Rock Hudson

In The Blind Date, James binges to calm his nerves before meeting a blind date. Then, in The Baby Sitter, an uptight Carol is reluctant to leave her child with the babysitter for the first time. Next, in Sisters, Carol takes Vicki on as her sister, hoping to teach her self-respect. Finally, Carol and the gang perform classic TV commercial parodies, including Joe Nimith, Oven Cleaner, Margarine, Shodies Tissue, Gotcha, and Geritone.

Ep : Guest Tom Smothers

In Partners, Harvey blames his bad luck on his ventriloquist dummy. Then, in The Family, Tom recovery in the hospital takes a turn when his whole family brings their problems for a visit.

Ep : Guests Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway, and Maggie Smith

In The Stake Out, Carol's police stakeout turns into a blind date. Then, in A Visit from Karen, a star-struck Carol badgers an old friend about her experiences as a Hollywood starlet.

Ep : Guests Tim Conway, Joan Rivers, and Vincent Price

In Workshop with Willie, Tim plays a TV handyman surrounded by incompetent helpers. Then, in The Old Folks, Harvey wants to go to an adult film, and Carol responds with "I'm Old Fashioned". Finally, Carol and the gang perform classic TV parodies, including Police Lady, Chiquita and the Man, Rhonda, Tony Tallahassee.

Ep : Guests William Conrad and Alan King

In Laurel and Hardy, the gang pays homage to the slapstick duo. Then, in The Other Doctor, Harvey and Bill are golfing pals until a rival doctor comes between them. Finally, Carol and the gang perform a classic TV commercial parody on kitchen products.

Ep : Guest Tim Conway

In The Boxerette, Carol boxes with Tim, who's refuses to hit a girl. Then, in The Oldest Man, officer Harvey interviews Tim, the Oldest Man, about a murder.

Ep : Guests Tim Conway and Bernadette Peters

In The Stickups, three criminals accidently rob the same bar at the same time. Then, in The Old Folks, Harvey applies to be a guard at the bank. Next, in The Typists, Carol and her co-workers live their lives in beat with their typewriters. Finally, in Movie Pantomime, Carol finds a friend at the movies, only he's disgusted with her.

Ep : Guests Sammy Davis Jr. and Cher

In The Deputy, Harvey tries to get his old deputy back when a dangerous gang rolls into town. Then, in As the Stomach Turns, Carol is desperate for excitement but can't get her hair styled by the dresser.

Ep : Guest Maggie Smith

In The Ham Actor, three actors attempt to sabotage the others while also trying to impress a big-wig in the audience. Then, in The Truck Drivers, two hard-nosed drivers prepare for life as divorced and single men. Finally, in Fight to the Finish, Carol and the gang pantomime the fight of the century.

Ep : Guest Bernadette Peters

In Give Him the Needle, two feuding doctors use a patient as a bargaining chip. Then, in Mr. Cool, Harvey tries to teach Tim how to charm the ladies. Finally, in Call Me a Doctor, Vicki double-crosses her crook boyfriend, using a naive doctor.

Ep : Oldest Man, The / Hollow Hero, The

In The Oldest Man, Harvey goes to the doctor, the Oldest Man. Then, in The Hollow Hero, Princess Vicki wants to marry a man who swallowed a grenade, much to her royal parents' dismay.

Ep : Guests Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme

In 200 Years Ago Today, Harvey reminisces about the old Revolutionary days. Then, in Kitchen Commercials, Carol and the gang perform a TV commercial parody about kitchen products. Next, in By the Time I Get to Phoenix, Carol tries to run away from her husband, but every form of transportation fails her. Then, in The Cafeteria, customers steal each other's seats in a crowded lunchroom. Finally, in Salute to Universal Studios, Carol and the gang parody classic movies, including Hamlet, Rooster Cogburn, Freud, and Earthquake.

Ep : Washington Wacko / D.M.V., The / I'll Do the Talking

In Washington Wacko, Carol goes bananas just before her husband meets the President. Then, in The D.M.V., Harvey's license plate gets mixed up with a confusing employee. Finally, in I'll Do the Talking, Carol and Tim talk to each other and over each other, oblivious to what they other is saying.

Ep : Guest Betty White

In Pom Pom Girls, Carol and Betty reunite at their high school reunion and sing "Ready to Begin Again". Then, in Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary who learns to play blackjack.

Ep : Guest Alan King

In Rich Lady, Broke Lady, Carol and the gang parody "Rich Man, Poor Man". Then, in Salute to Warner Brothers, Carol and the gang parody classic movies, including The Fountainhead, They Died with Their Boots On, and Ceiling Zero.

Ep : Pickups, The / Beauty and the Shrimp / Mrs. Wiggins

In The Pickups, Harvey and Tim try to woo two wanna-be actresses. Then, in Beauty and the Stump, Tim complains about everything. Finally, in Mrs. Wiggins, Carol covers for her boss by lying to his wife, only she turns his night out with the boys into a night out with the girls.

Ep : Guest Steve Lawrence

In The Oldest Man, the only person to help fight an airport epidemic is the Oldest Man. Then, in The Guardians, Carol and Steve fake an argument so they won't be named the guardians of their friends' kids.

Ep : Guest Madeline Kahn

In The Family, Carol plays Eunice, who is determined to star in a local production, despite lacking the talent of her drama teacher.

Ep : Guest Dinah Shore

In Went with the Wind, Carol and the gang parody the classic "Gone with the Wind", with Carol playing Scarlet O'Hara.

Ep : Guest Sammy Davis Jr.

In The Slave Ship, a carpetbagger stages a revolt against the tough gallery master. Then, in Her Majesty and the Mob, Queen Carol announces a 128 percent tax increase to the locals.

Ep : Guest Jim Nabors

In Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, Quite Contrary, Carol and the gang parodies "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman". Then, in Do Not Disturb, a dog-tired Tim just wants to sleep, but his noisy neighbors fight next door.

Ep : Guest Steve Lawrence

In Kitchen Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic kitchen commercials. Then, in Fire At Will, Private Tim can't detonate the cannon successfully. Finally, in The Comic, Carol cheers up her comedian husband by heckling him.

Ep : Working at Marriage / Natural Velvet

In Working at Marriage, Carol and Tim have their weekly gripe promptly at 8am. Then, in Natural Velvet, Carol and the gang parody "National Velvet", with Carol playing the horse.

Ep : Guest Roddy McDowall

In Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary who can't use a door buzzer correctly. Then, in Medical Documentary, a starry-eyed doctor uses his patient to get famous. Finally, in The Lift, Carol reunites with an old flame in a series of one-word exchanges.

Ep : Whiplash / Family, The

In Whiplash, Harvey fakes an injury to scam an unsuspecting Carol. Then, in The Family, Eunice and Mama are mad after they attend the anniversary of her husband's co-worker.

Ep : Mildred Fierce

In Mildred Fierce, Carol and the gang parody the classic "Mildred Pierce", with Carol playing Joan.

Ep : Mother of the Bride / Stradivarius / Perfect Crime, The

In Mother of the Bride, Carol gives daughter Vicki last minute marriage advice. Then, in Stradivarius, Harvey desperately seeks a repairman for his violin. Finally, in The Perfect Crime, Carol is married to a billionaire who is the most boring man alive.

Ep : Guest Alan King

In Sleep No More My Lady, Carol comes home from work, just as Tim gets up to leave, and the two must coordinate in their small apartment. Then, in The Reunion, Carol reunites with a high school friend and tries to convince her she's happy. Finally, in The Session, Carol visits a psychiatrist for the first time and meets a preoccupied analyst.

Ep : Guest Betty White

In The Family, Mama cleans out the attic, and Eunice finds out what happened to her childhood bunny. Then, in Counterfeit Bill, Carol tries to get rid of a fake twenty dollar bill.

Ep : Mrs. Wiggins / Boy Meets Girl

In Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary who makes ordering lunch an ordeal. Then, in Boy Meets Girl, Harvey tries to pick up Carol.

Ep : Mrs. Wiggins / Fruitcake, The

In Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball is thrown out of the house for playing poker. Then, in The Fruitcake, Carol tries to avoid a nervous breakdown, despite her husband's annoying behavior.

Ep : Guest Glen Campbell

In The Guinea Pig, Carol searches for a cure for Swine Flu before her lover turns into a pig. Then, in A Star is Born, Carol and the gang parody the classic film. Next, in The Other Woman, Carol distracts her friend so she won't see her husband is cheating. Finally, in Take a Letter, Carol tries to take dictation from her boss, but the company's faulty products keep getting in the way.

Ep : Wrong Number / Saturday Night / Recital, The / Vacuum Salesman

In Wrong Number, Carol questions a strange phone call for her husband. Then, in Saturday Night, Carol tries to get invited to a party next door. Next, in The Recital, four talentless musicians perform a showcase. Finally, in Vacuum Salesman, Tim has an emotional breakdown while trying to sell a vacuum.

Ep : Guest Rock Hudson

In Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary debating if she should leave her husband for a head-over-heels suitor. Then, in The Newscasters, Carol and Rock have a marital spat live on the air.

Ep : Ham Actor, The / Oldest Man, The

In The Ham Actor, Carol and Harvey try to survive an outdoor performance despite a coming storm. Then, in The Oldest Man, the Oldest Man captains a ship headed toward an iceberg.

Ep : Kidnapping / Family, The

In Kidnapping, Carol gets her fifteen minutes of fame when her husband is kidnapped. Then, in The Family, Eunice is determined to win "The Gong Show" by singing.

Ep : Goodbye Charlie / As the Stomach Turns

In Goodbye Charlie, Tim writes a eulogy for his best friend, only to discover he was wooing his wife. Then, in As the Stomach Turns, Carol's daughter comes back to life as a Bionic Woman.

Ep : Mrs. Wiggins / Harry's Mirage and Grill

Mrs. Wiggins, just before Christmas, Mr. Tudball conducts a fire drill to keep the insurance company appeased. Then, in Harry's Mirage and Grill, Harvey and Tim find a desert oasis with a beautiful woman -- or is it just a mirage?

Ep : Guest Neil Sedaka

In I.R.S. Office, Harvey uses his income tax tricks to woo a woman. Then, in Kitchen Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV kitchen products. Finally, in The Long Goodnight, Carol tries to get rid of guests who have worn out their welcome.

Ep : Business Lunch, The / Mrs. Wiggins / Oldest Man, The

In The Business Lunch, a strictly-professional Harvey proposes a business merger to Carol aka marriage. Then, in Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball fights the coffee machine. Finally, in The Oldest Man, a hurried man goes to his butcher, the Oldest Man.

Ep : Family, The / Soap to Nuts

In The Family, Eunice plays monopoly with a bored Mama. Then, in Soap to Nuts, Carol's soap opera addiction threatens her marriage.

Ep : Oldest Man, The / Morning After, The

In The Oldest Man, Harvey gets a hot dog from the Oldest Man. Then, in The Morning After, Carol and Harvey can't remember what happened at last night's party, and they fear the worst.

Ep : Torchy Song

In Torchy Song, the gang parodies the classic film, with Carol playing a demanding Joan Crawford on a warpath.

Ep : Guest Ken Barry

In Babes in Barns, the gang parodies the classic film "Babes in Arms", with Carol playing Judy Garland and Ken playing Mickey Rooney.

Ep : Guests Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand

In How to Win a Friend, a shy man tries to gain self-confidence by talking back to a phonograph record. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol is upset that her sister is spending the weekend with a man. Finally, in The Putrefied Forest, the gang parody the classic movie "The Petrified Forest" with Carol playing Better Davis and Steve playing Humphrey Bogart.

Ep : Guests Joel Grey and Cass Elliott

In The Candidate, Carol speaks for her husband when he becomes ill before a TV panel discussion. Then, in Mary McClusky, Joel, Harvey, and Lyle are dogs trying to woo an owner. Finally, in Salute to Foreign Films, Carol and the gang parody classic films, including "The Bicycle Thief", "French Blackout", "The Seven Samurai", and "Never on a Sunday".

Ep : Guest Carl Reiner

In Terminal Hospital, a shy doctor masquerading as a male nurse must save a patient. Then, in The Writer #1, the characters in Harvey's story come to life as he writes them, but they have a hard time keeping up with the ever-changing plot. Finally, in The Plot to Hurt Hitler, the gang parodies a TV friendly version of the classic film "A Plot to Kill Hitler", with Carol playing Marlene Dietrich.

Ep : Guests Anthony Newley and Bernadette Peters

In The Invisible Man's Mother, Carol discusses life with her invisible son. Then, in The Englishman, Tony believes he can get anything he wants by using a British accent. Next, in Carol and Sis, Carol's old flame returns to kindle a relationship with her sister. Finally, in Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone drama teacher tasked with laying the cornerstone of their new theater.

Ep : Movie Fan, The / Rebecky

In The Movie Fan, Carol is an woman obsessed with movie culture, to the detriment of her husband. Then, in Rebecky, the gang parodies the classic film "Rebecca", with Carol as Joan Fontaine and Harvey as Lawrence Olivier.

Ep : Guest Jack Gilford

In The Hat, a shy man becomes the center of attention when he puts on a hat. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol fears her sister was kidnapped. Finally, in The Writer, the characters from Harvey's story come to life as he writes about survivors at sea.

Ep : Guests John Davidson, Ruth Buzzi, and Burt Reynolds

In Zelda and Gladys, Carol and Ruth disguise themselves in the audience and poke fun at the show. Then, in The Ham Actor, Carol fills in for a sick ballerina. Finally, in Salute to MGM studios, the gang parodies classic films, including "Lust for Life", "National Velvet", and "Camille".

Ep : Guests Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara

In Mary Worthless, Carol rains on the happiest married couple's parade. Then, in Mr. and Mrs. Chou En Lai, the Chinese leader and his wife discuss their recent visit to America. Next, in The Auto Accident, the juxtaposition between men and women is shown with two different car crashes. Finally, in Street Wedding, a poor couples decide to marry on the street, to the shock of their society parents.

Ep : Guest Tim Conway

In Nora Desmond, Carol plays an washed-up, silent film actress doing a bug spray commercial. Then, in F. Lee Bunny, Carol asks a Rabbit to be her attorney. Finally, in The Oldest Man, the slaves on a ship get a new recruit -- the Oldest Man.

Ep : Guests Steve Lawrence and Lily Tomlin

Lily Tomlin opens with a monologue as Laverna, a chatty woman in a restaurant. Then, in The Godfather, the gang parodies the classic film, with Steve playing Marlon Brando and Carol as his bride. Finally, in Caged Dames, Carol plots her escape from prison to get away from the gruff matron.

Ep : Guest Vincent Price

In Carol and Sis, Carol suspects her sister is pregnant and tries to figure out who the father is. Then, in George and Zelda, Carol sabotages a poker game on a riverboat. Finally, in Salute to Horror Movies, the gang parodies classic films, including "The Mummy", "The Wolf Man", and "The Bride of Frankenstein".

Ep : Guests Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway

In The Talk Show, Steve fights for control of his talk show from his obnoxious guests. Then, in Cobumble, the gang parodies "Columbo" with Steve as Peter Falk.

Ep : Guests Ruth Buzzi and Jack Gilford

In Censorship, Carol and Vicki cut lines from a sketch so they don't offend anyone. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol suspects Harvey is having an affair after he gets into an automobile accident. Finally, in Snow White - Fifteen Years Later, Carol plays an aged Snow dissatisfied with her Prince Charming.

Ep : Guests Tim Conway and Kay Ballard

In Service Station Attendant, a bank robber stops for gas, only to be served by a slow attendant. Then, in The Luncheon, girlfriends fight over who should pay most of the bill. Finally, in The Dater's Game, a parody of "The Dating Game", a male stage manager assumes the position of one of the female contestants after he ruins her dress.

Ep : Guests John Byner and Petula Clarke

In The Old Folks, a couple reminisces over their keepsakes, singing "You're My Reason". Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parodies TV commercials, including S-inchester Cigars, Second Cup of Coffee, MacDougal's Hamburger, Rational Airlines, and Tidey. Next, in Alice Portnoy, Carol as a Fireside girl scout is kidnapped, only she's more than the kidnappers bargained for. Finally, in The Firing of Donald Duck, the movie studio decides to can the famous bird.

Ep : Guests Tim Conway and Valerie Harper

In The Ham Actor, an obnoxious actress fills in for the sick leading lady. Then, in The First Blind Date, Valerie helps Carol woo her date. Finally, in The Oldest Man, Harvey's house is on fire, and the Oldest Man comes to his rescue.

Ep : Guests Ken Berry and Eydie Gorme

In Carol and Sis, Carol and Vicki disturb Harvey while he attempts to finish his taxes. Then, in Salute to RKO Studio, the gang parodies classic films, including "The Pride of the Yankees", "Notorious", "The Outlaw", and "Quasimodo".

Ep : Guests David Hartman and Paula Kelly

In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a washed-up, silent film actress who goes to dinner for the first time in years. Then, in George and Zelda, Carol questions a doctor's methods to treat her sick husband. Finally, in This Is Your Lifetime, a parody of "This Is Your Life", Carol is embarrassed when she's caught on camera at the gym after gaining weight.

Ep : Guests William Conrad and Isabel Sanford

In Carol and Sis, Harvey mistakenly steals another man's wallet. Then, in TV Blackouts, the gang salutes TV shows, including "Sonny and Cher, "Jack LaLanne", "Password", "The Golddiggers", and "Maude".

Ep : Barby and Ben / Rancid Harvest

In Barby and Ben, a toy couple's marriage is threatened by the arrival of a G.I. doll. Then, in Rancid and Harvest, a parody of "Random Harvest", with Carol as Greer Garson, a woman who falls for a man with no memory of his past.

Ep : Guest Tim Conway

In George and Zelda, a disguised Carol and Harvey complain to the audience before the show. Then, in The Spy, a WWII bomber pilot jumps without a parachute. Finally, in The Ham Actor, a TV debut for an acting duo goes horribly wrong.

Ep : Guests Tim Conway and Charo

In Uni-Sex Salon, a hairdressing Carol drives Tim up the wall. Then, in Boring Speech, a member of the Garden Club can't stay awake for their meeting. Finally, in Interview with Chiquita, Tim interviews Charo and meets her equally feisty mother.

Ep : Guests Helen Reddy and John Byner

In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress, who's so sure she's dying, she plans a death scene. Then, in Rona Rumor, a Hollywood gossip columnist ruins a happy marriage by twisting their words. Finally, in TV Commercials, the gang parodies classic TV commercials, including Shaving, Dirt Around the Collar, Sludge, Improper Margarine, Left-Guard Deodorant, Minnie Made Orange Juice, and Ritalls Dry Control.

Ep : Guest Jim Nabors

In Yung Fool, Carol and the gang parody the classic TV hit "Kung Fu", with Harvey as the Chinese Master, Jim as the Student.

Ep : Guest Tim Conway

In The Ham Actor, Carol loses her contact lenses moments before she must go on stage. Then, in Airline Security, Tim detains Harvey, determined to search through his briefcase before he boards the plane. Finally, in The Old Flame, Carol dreams up the perfect meeting when she runs into a former love.

Ep : Guest Gloria Swanson

In Carol and Sis, the elevator boy has a crush on Carol. Then, in The Guilty Man, Carol plays a sweet housewife who understands her husband's martial indiscretions... at first.

Ep : Guests Paul Sand and Eydie Gorme

In The Parolee, an just released parole tries to calm his girlfriend down before she makes a scene and gets him thrown back in jail. Then, in Salute to the Movie Series, the gang parodies classic entertainment, including "Young Dr. Kildaire", "The Cisco Kid", and "The Latin Bombshell". Finally, in The Wolfman, Carol and friends poke fun at horror movie cliches with a haunted castle, gypsy, and a wolfman.

Ep : Guest Jack Weston

In Computer Date, Carol meets a blind date who knows as many fun facts as she does. Then, in Tacky Song, Carol plays a dowdy librarian singing "The Lady Is a Tramp". Finally, in Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, a doctor's experiment goes horribly wrong when he continually turns into his female alter ego.

Ep : Guest John Byner

In Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey fight in front of an encounter group. Then, in Fun in a Saloon, a western bad guy starts a dancing brawl. Finally, in Court Stenographer, Carol plays a recorder who can't help but interfere with the court case.

Ep : Guest Steve Lawrence

In Double Calamity, the gang parodies the film-noir classic "Double Indemnity", with Carol as Barbara Stanwyck and Steve as Fred McMurray.

Ep : Guest Tim Conway

In Opening Talk on Plane, passengers discuss their plans in Australia. Then, Carol and friends perform "Waltzing Matilda" and "It's Today". Next, in The Oldest Man, the Sydney orchestra is led by the Oldest Man. Finally, in The Ham Actor, an ailing Carol tries to perform, despite already being replaced by Vicki.

Ep : Carol and Sis / Back Alley

In Carol and Sis, Carol has the Hong Kong Flu, and Harvey is terrified he'll get it. Then, in Back Alley, a parody of "Back Street", Harvey finds himself married every time he falls in love with Carol.

Ep : Guests Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna

In Salute to Bad Girls, Carol and the gang pay homage to classic films and their scheming starlets, including "The Graduate", "All About Eve", "Born to Be Bad",

Ep : Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin

In Singles Bar, an obnoxious and prying Carol sabotages Vicki's chance with a guy. Then, in Salute to Detective Movies, the gang parodies classic films, including "Sherlock Holmes", "The Maltese Falcon", "Sam Spade", and "Miss Marple".

Ep : Guests Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway

In Monkey Man, Tim is bitten by a chimp and acts like a monkey in front of his fiance's father. Then, in The Ad Men, Tim's old boss tries to woo him back to his old job, angering his current boss.

Ep : Guest Paul Sand

In After the Wedding, Carol's husband becomes jealous when she kisses another man goodbye. Then, in Energy Crisis Blackouts, everyone's life is complicated when the electricity stops. Finally, in Wedding Plans, divorcees discuss their future wedding plans, only to discover they may still love their old spouse.

Ep : Guest Carl Reiner

In Accident Prone, an accident prone Carol tries to get insurance before she's hurt. Then, in Funny Lady, a comedian can't stop cracking jokes in her marriage counseling session. Finally, in Supermarket Checker, Carol plays a slow, obnoxious checker, determined to embarrass Harvey who's on a date.

Ep : Guests Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway

In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic kitchen products. Then, in The Oldest Man, a fast-changing actor hires the Oldest Man. Finally, in Day Shift-Night Shift, Carol and Tim pantomime as a married couple on opposite shifts.

Ep : Guests Joel Grey and Vincent Price

In Carol and Sis, Carol meets Vicki's mama's-boy boyfriend. Then, in The Switchboard, Carol plays a nosey operator who eavesdrops on the romantic entanglements of the hotel guests.

Ep : Guests Tim Conway and Bernadette Peters

In As the Stomach Turns, Carol's sweet niece visits, only to discover she's possessed, in this parody of "The Exorcist". Then, in Two-Man Sub, two sailors must complete their mission: sink Cleveland.

Ep : Guest Tim Conway

In Vic Voyeur Show, Carol discovers her husband is cheating on her while listening to a radio program. Then, in The Thin Man, a parody on the hit series, the husband-wife detective duo search for a murder among dinner guests. Finally, in The Interrogator, a captured American solider meets the toughest interrogator yet -- a Hitler puppet.

Ep : Guest Steve Lawrence

In The Hit, Carol puts a "hit" on her husband, then worries she's in danger being around him. Then, in P.T.A. Auditions, a Russian director must cope with a bad leading lady. Finally, in Daughter of Houdini, a fake magician finds herself trapped in a sinking box.

Ep : Guest Roddy McDowall

In Bus Stop, strangers at a bus stop rush to answer the phone, which may be a quiz show. Then, in Brief Encounter, a film parody, Carol and Roddy have a romantic encounter using only one-word responses. Finally, in The Family, Eunice's successful brother returns home.

Ep : Guests John Byner and Francine Beers

In The Diner, two robbers pose as cook and waitress when the police interrupt their hold-up at a restaurant. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey's anniversary is ruined by a house guest. Finally, in Humanoids, two female robots compete to see which is better.

Ep : TV Commercials / Friends / Lucky Lady / Old Folks, The

In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic TV products, including Phyllis' Milk of Magnesia, and Hostel Cupcakes. Then, in Friends, Carol misinterprets a man's kindness as flirting. Next, in Lucky Lady, a poor Carol is pitted against a rich Vicki for the contest title. Finally, in The Old Folks, a grumpy couple waits in line for gas.

Ep : Guests John Byner and Kenneth Mars

In The Kiss-Off, John tries to break up with Carol. Then, in The Soap Opera Watcher, a woman obsessed with a TV show doesn't notice the drama in her own life. Finally, in Dreams, Carol dreams she's every man's desire, while her husband dreams of getting rid of her.

Ep : Family, The / Bedtime Honesty

In The Family, Momma and her family have come home from church, determined to keep with the spirit of loving each other despite their annoyances. Then, in Bedtime Honesty, Carol is dissatisfied with her body, despite Harvey's positive encouragement.

Ep : Guest James Coco

In Parkay Margarine, Carol fights with a container of margarine. Then, in One Way Ticket, a parody of "An Affair to Remember", a dying woman falls for a death-row inmate, and they plan to meet in Tijuana on New Year's Eve.

Ep : Guest Steve Lawrence

In Carol and Sis, Carol tries to hide that she's been drinking from her husband. Then, in Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress who's being roasted.

Ep : Guest Telly Savalas

In The Broken Merger, two business partners decide to separate, terminating their merger. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Bolger's Coffee and Sineoff Tablets. Finally, in Poopi Le Moko, a bored criminal risks his life for a dangerous love.

Ep : Guests Eydie Gorme and Rich Little

In Silent Night, Carol and Harvey pantomime a marital spat. Then, in Salute to Alfred Hitchcock, Carol and the gang parody classic films, including "North by Northwest" and "Psycho". Finally, in Remembrance of Edna, Harvey finds a woman who looks exactly like his deceased wife.

Ep : Guests Alan King and Lena Zavaroni

In Sidewalk Stars, two aging stars reunite on Hollywood Boulevard while they clean their star square. Then, in Fans, Carol finds love at a baseball game. Finally, in The Package, a school teacher discovers an unattended package and claims it as her own.

Ep : Guests Helen Reddy and John Byner

In The Family, Eunice plays "Sorry!" with her grumpy family. Then, in The Pick-Ups, Harvey and John try to pick up girls at the bar.

Ep : Guest Tim Conway

In Born Free, Carol debates returning her domesticated lion back to the jungle. Then, in My Buddy, ship wrecked survivors fight for the only woman on the island. Finally, in The Third Degree, Vicki is interrogated for murder and responds by telling "Little Red Riding Hood".

Ep : Guests Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway

In As the Stomach Turns, Carol receives a visit from the Godfather. Then, in I'm Not a Doctor, a man finds himself in the middle between a sick man and a nurse.

Ep : Guests Ken Berry and Carl Reiner

In Disaster '75, Carol and the gang parody "Airport '75", complete with rowdy passengers, romantic triangles, and a surprise landing.

Ep : Guest Alan Alda

In Nobody Does It Like Me, a department store Santa and a toy department wrapper sing after the store has closed. Then, in The Family, Eunice's brother visits, but every time he tries to speak, they cut him off with their problems.

Ep : Guests Joan Rivers and Vincent Price

In Alice Portnoy, Carol plays a Fireside girl scout who blackmails a best-selling author. Then, in The Ham Actor, the understudies rebel against the players in order to perform. Finally, in The Walnuts, Carol and the gang parody the hit TV show "The Waltons".

Ep : Guest Tim Conway

In Beniha-Ha, a bus boy takes center stage as a chef. Then, in The Witness, Carol and Harvey can't agree to the facts surrounding a car accident they witnessed. Finally, in The Other Secretary, Carol finds out her boss has been "cheating" on her by using another secretary.

Ep : Guest William Conrad

In Twitches, Carol develops a twitch as Harvey describes an old flame. Then, in The Family, Eunice double dates with Mama.

Ep : Guest Rock Hudson

In When My Baby Laughs at Me, a vaudeville sketch, Rock leaves Carol behind in order to pursue fame in New York.

Ep : Guests Tim Conway and The Pointer Sisters

In Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone woman on a game show "Up Your Income". Then, in Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress who searches for a replacement for her butler.

Ep : Family, The / Wishing Well, The

In The Family, Eunice takes care of her injured and demanding friend. Then, in The Wishing Well, Harvey makes a wish and won't tell Carol what it is.

Ep : Guest Roddy McDowall

In The Family, Mama and family visit Hollywood to see her son. Then, in The Lady Heir, the gang parodies the classic film "The Heiress", with Carol as Olivia de Havilland and Roddy as Montgomery Clift.

Ep : Guests Steve Lawrence and Sally Struthers

In The Boring Twenties, Carol and the gang parody the classic film "The Roaring Twenties", following a singer in a dumpy bar.

Ep : Guests Jean Stapleton and Phil Silvers

In Tacky Lady, Carol sings dressed as Cher. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Boritos Corn Chips, Zerts, Moe DiMaggio, Meannen After Shave Lotion, Drop-off, Bruce Hancock, Kleenies, Nite-O-Quill, Coffee, and Irregularity. Next, in The Old Folks, Carol thinks Harvey forgot their anniversary. Finally, in Hallway Encounter, a woman-libber holds her ground against her complaining boss.

Ep : Guest Tim Conway

In The Family, Eunice and Mama stop by her husband's hardware store, only to get in another fight. Then, in Shower Blackout, Carol steps out of the shower singing "When Your Lover Has Gone". Finally, in The Oldest Man, Harvey gets his grandfather clock fixed by the Oldest Man.

Ep : Alibi, The / Sisters, The / Toilet Tissue / Just a Gigolo

In The Alibi, Harvey brings the circus home to prove his all-night alibi to his wife. Then, in The Sisters, Carol complains to anyone who will listen. Next, in Toilet Tissue, Carol's life is upended when her toilet tissue isn't soft enough. Finally, in Just a Gigolo, a soon-to-be-married couple takes a nightclub singer's lyrics literally -- with disastrous results.

Ep : Guest Alan Alda

In Bedroom Honesty, Carol and Harvey both have secrets they're dying to tell each other. Then, in Morton of the Movies, Carol realizes her boyfriend is using pick-up lines from romantic movies on her.

Ep : Guest Sammy Davis Jr.

In Backstage, Carol reunites with an old friend and her old prejudices come back. Then, in No Frills Airline, Tim receives horrible airplane service all because he didn't pay an extra fee.

Ep : Guest Roddy McDowall

In Laughter Is the Best Medicine, Carol can't control her laughter while Harvey attempts to propose. Then, in Assembly Line, Carol tells her husband she wants a divorce while at work in the factory. Finally, in The Little Foxes, a film parody, Carol plays Bette Davis, a woman hoping her husband will die so she can inherit his fortune.

Ep : Family, The / Hollow Hero, The

In The Family, Eunice has a flashback to when she first started dating her husband. Then, in The Hollow Hero, a guard refuses to the King and Queen inside without first receiving a popsicle.

Ep : Easy Openers / Jacques Touteaux / Fortune Cookies

In Easy Openers, a hungry Carol tries to open her food locked in its container. Then, in Jacques Touteaux, Harvey describes the great feats Tim the diver will do, only he's too scared to do them. Finally, in Fortune Cookies, Carol suspects her best friend and husband are cheating together after a fortune cookie tells her.

Ep : Guest Cher

In Dual Pianos, a great pianist tries to calm his protege before they play together. Then in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Wish Detergent, Long Distance Phone Call, L'eggs Pantyhose, Buff-Up Toothpaste, and Second Cup of Coffee. Finally, in The Not So Eternal Triangle, a beautiful woman finds she can't compete with her frumpy husband's mistress.

Ep : Guest Jim Nabors

In The Hollow Hero, the Queen and King try to give their Hollow solider a blue pony. Then, in The Family, Eunice finds out her husband went into a massage parlor.

Ep : Pail, The / Stella Toddler

In The Pail, a woman discovers her psychiatrist is her old school bully. Then, in Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone woman trying to report that she's been mugged.

Ep : Family, The / Take My Drink

In The Family, Mama and Eunice battle it out over charades. Then, in Take My Drink, Carol spills her guts to a wise-cracking bartender.

Ep : Guest Maggie Smith

In Kitchen Crumbles, Carol tests her newly remodeled kitchen, and everything goes wrong. Then, in The Family, Eunice meets with her son's teacher, who thinks the problem may start at home.

Ep : Guest Maggie Smith

In The Hollow Hero, Tim is given the honor of christening a ship, only the Queen can't pronounce the name correctly. Then, in Jowls, Carol and the gang parody the classic thriller "Jaws", with a shark that can get into any bathtub.

Ep : Guest Betty White

In The Bug, Carol thinks there's a bug in her hotel bed. Then, in The Family, Eunice celebrates Mama's birthday.

Ep : Guest Eydie Gorme

In Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone woman whose recover is inhibited by her hospital roommate. Then, in The Man Without a Green Thumb, Tim fights with an aggressive plant. Finally, in The Oldest Man, Vicki is tortured by the Oldest Man, who's so old he only hurts himself.

Ep : Guest Steve Lawrence

In Stella Toddler and the Oldest Man, Carol plays an accident-prone woman who buys shoes from the Oldest Man. Then, in Flora, the gang parodies classic film-noir "Laura", with Carol as Gene Tierney and Steve as Dana Andrews.

Ep : Noisy Speech, The / TV Commercials / Miss Nobody

In The Noisy Speech, Harvey tries to deliver a speech but his noisy friends interrupt him. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Jay Detergent, Buffercin, One-A-Way Vitamin, Dear's Sigh-Hard Battery, Mellow Pages, American Depressed Credit Card, Braces, Dear's Sigh Hard, and A Salty Fish. Finally, in Miss Nobody, Carol can't get anyone's attention, even after she causes a mess.

Ep : Family, The / Peace Treaty

In The Family, Mama remembers her sister life. Then, in Peace Treaty, Japan and Russia try to sign a peace treaty but can't agree on anything.

Ep : Guest Rita Moreno

In The Drum-Out, Sergeant Harvey is dishonorably discharged, but Officer Tim can't do it without fumbling around. Then, in The Pronie, an woman cured from her klutzy behavior meets head on with an accident-prone nurse. Finally, in Stick 'Em Up, Please, a bank robber and bank teller instruct their inexperienced protege, falling in love at the same time.

Ep : Guest Steve Lawrence

In Career Couple, a career-obsessed couple tries to fit each other into their schedule. Then, in Riddles, Carol gets aggravated when Vicki won't tell her the answer to a riddle. Finally, in Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball tries to teach Mrs. Wiggins how to use an intercom.

Ep : Swiped Life, A

In A Swiped Life, the gang parodies "A Stolen Life" with Carol as Bette Davis' role of twin sisters with opposite personalities who get confused for each other.

Ep : Strickly for the Birds / Fun in a Drugstore

In Strictly for the Birds, Harvey tries to hurray a bird feeding Carol along. Then, in Fun in a Drugstore, Tim gives Harvey the run-around while filling a prescription. Finally, in The Cruise, a hum-drum secretary dreams of a shipboard romance.

Ep : Family, The / Oldest Man, The

In The Family, Eunice and Mama go to an elegant restaurant and feel the pressure to put on airs. Then, in The Oldest Man, a bank robber is chased by the Oldest Man in the Wild West.

Ep : Guest Joanne Woodward

In The Family, Eunice reunites with an old friend who's now a carefree divorcee.

Ep : Guests Dick Van Dyke and Tony Randall

In Death of a Salesman, Dick Van Dyke tries to sell encyclopedias, only he keeps getting hurt by Carol. Then, in Root of All Evil, Tony and Dick get into a squabble about money after one loses five dollars and the other burns a ten dollar bill. Finally, in Warning Signals, a couple uses hand signals with each other in an attempt to get rid of their house guests.

Ep : Guest Jack Klugman

In The Small Office, accountants systematically cram into the smallest office to get work done. Then, in The Clairvoyant. a department store salesman tells a writer his bleak future.

Ep : Family, The / Digs, The

In The Family, Eunice is furious when her vacation gets canceled. Then, in The Digs, a married couple decides to tell each other the truth about what really bugs them about the other person, and it doesn't end well.

Ep : Butler and the Maid, The / Mrs. Wiggins

In The Butler and the Maid, a married couple channels their frustration for each other through their butler and maid. Then, in Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball tries to teach Mrs. Wiggins how to use the intercom again.

Ep : Mrs. Wiggins / Stop Grabbing My Jewels

In Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball plans a secret party for Mrs. Wiggins, who per usual, doesn't understand. Then, in Stop Grabbing My Jewels, Tim tries to steal a priceless diamond, with explosive results.

Ep : Season 2, Episode 20

Guest Tim Conway breaks up Harvey in one of the series' all-time funniest sketches: "The Dentist." Also: jealous understudy Carol looks to steal the show from a Broadway star (guest Ethel Merman.)