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Mayberry Schedule

Friday, Nov 14th

7:00pm
The Manicurist (s2, ep16)
A beautiful manicurist from the city comes to Floyd's to set up shop. She makes all the wives in town extremely nervous as she manicures their husbands.
7:30pm
The Jinx (s2, ep17)
After a series of mishaps, Henry Bennett gets a reputation in town as a jinx. The more Andy tries to dispel the rumor the deeper the hole gets, until Henry decides it would be best if he left town altogether.

Sunday, Nov 16th

11:00am
Jailbreak (s2, ep18)
State police come to town in search of payroll robbers. They want Andy and Barney to stay out of the way, but end up needing them more than they thought.
5:00pm
A Medal For Opie (s2, ep19)
Opie has his heart set on winning a medal in a foot race at the town picnic. When he loses, he exhibits poor sportmanship. Andy teaches him a lesson about being a good sport.

Monday, Nov 17th

7:00pm
Barney And The Choir (s2, ep20)
When the awful sound coming from the Mayberry choir is narrowed down to Barney, the members decide they must get rid of him, but no one has the heart to do it. They devise a plan with an allegedly super-sensitive microphone.
7:30pm
Guest Of Honor (s2, ep21)
As a sort of publicity stunt, the town decides to pull over the first car that drives through Mayberry and make its occupant the town's guest of honor. That lucky driver? A recently released convict.

Tuesday, Nov 18th

7:00pm
The Merchant Of Mayberry (s2, ep22)
Traveling salesman Bert Miller is getting tired of traveling, so Andy and Barney plan to help him set up a small general goods shop on a vacant lot.
7:30pm
Aunt Bee The Warden (s2, ep23)
When the Mayberry jail is filled to capacity with a group of moonshiners who blame Otis for their capture, Andy takes Otis home to serve his term.

Wednesday, Nov 19th

7:00pm
The County Nurse (s2, ep24)
Mary Simpson, the county nurse, wants to get all of the farmers in the county to take their innoculations. Figuring everyone will follow suit if she can just get Rafe Hollister to do it, she enlists the help of Andy.
7:30pm
Andy And Barney In The Big City (s2, ep25)
While staying in Raleigh, Barney believes he is witnessing a man casing the hotel clientelle. Barney is right in believing a crime about to be committed, but he is tailing the house detective and has hooked up with the real crook.

Thursday, Nov 20th

7:00pm
Wedding Bells For Aunt Bee (s2, ep26)
After Clara convinces Aunt Bee that Andy won't be able to find a wife as long as she's around, Aunt Bee begins searching for a man whom she can marry.
7:30pm
Three's A Crowd (s2, ep27)
Every time Andy tries to be alone with Mary, Barney shows up. After Andy explains that he wants to be alone with her, Barney believes that Andy is planning to propose.

Friday, Nov 21st

7:00pm
The Bookie Barber (s2, ep28)
A bookie from Raleigh sets himself up in Floyd's barbershop as an extra barber, trying to avoid the heat. Andy gets suspicious when the new barber has the same three clients.
7:30pm
Andy On Trial (s2, ep29)
A news mogul swears revenge on Andy after he is arrested for what he deems a minor infraction. In retaliation, he sends a reporter to Mayberry to dig up whatever dirt she can on Andy.

Sunday, Nov 23rd

9:00am
The Un-underground Movie (s2, ep4)
Greg's history project is a home movie about the pilgrims with the rest of the Brady clan as the cast. However, everyone's got their own idea about how the movie should go, and Greg soon loses control of his own project.
10:00am
The First Thanksgiving (s6, ep12)
Upset that the rest of the family is watching a football game instead of helping her prepare the Thanksgiving dinner, Marion reminds them of the meaning of the holiday with the story of the first Thanksgiving.
11:00am
Cousin Virgil (s2, ep30)
Barney tries to help out his visiting cousin, Virgil. When Virgil makes one too many mistakes, Barney rails against him and storms out. Leave it to Andy to put things right.
1:00pm
Elly's First Date (s1, ep9)
Elly May is set up with Sonny Drysdale. Their date, however, end very quickly: Sonny tries to kiss Elly’s hand, which she mistakes for him trying to bite her.
1:30pm
Turkey Day (s2, ep10)
Elly May makes a pet out of the Thanksgiving turkey Drysdale gives the family, making it impossible for "Herman" to be killed. And to celebrate in her own way, Mrs. Drysdale organizes a picture to represent the first Thanksgiving, enlisting two actors portraying Native Americans. But when they head over to the Clampetts' mansion to get the turkey for the picture, Elly and Granny think they are being attacked.
2:00pm
Little Island, Big Gun (s1, ep17)
A well known crook tries to evade police after a heist and is dropped off on the island.
3:00pm
An Ill Wind (s3, ep)
A tornado on Thanksgiving Day traps the Harper family, Iola and Effie in the basement.
4:00pm
Best Of Friends / Too Many Dads / Love Will Find A Way (s6, ep9)
On this Thanksgiving cruise, a father and his adopted son try to evade the boys biological father by escaping to Mexico; an older couple plan to travel with their daughter and her fiance who, unknown to them, is crippled; the smooth operation of the ship suffers as one by one the entire crew, after trading a bevy of insults, ends up not speaking with one another.
5:00pm
Holiday Special
A Boy Named Charlie Brown
"Charlie Brown competes in a spelling bee, and he'll need the help of Linus and Snoopy' to overcome his unlucky streak. This Academy Award nominated animated feature was the Peanuts film debut."
7:00pm
Archie And The Miracle (s5, ep11)
After an accident on the loading dock brings Archie within inches of his life,he suddenly becomes a devout-if somewhat hypocritical- churchgoer.
7:30pm
The Little Atheist (s6, ep11)
Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.
9:00pm
Bird, The (s8, ep9)
The Barones find that their differing traditions encourage lots of conversation.
9:30pm
No Fat (s3, ep10)
Debra, Ray and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's.

Monday, Nov 24th

7:00pm
Deputy Otis (s2, ep31)
Otis has been writing letters to his brother and sister-in-law for some time on courthouse stationary. Because of this, they have come to believe that he is a deputy, something they expect to see on their upcoming visit.
7:30pm
Mr. Mcbeevee (s3, ep1)
While walking through the woods, Opie meets Mr. McBeevee, a man who, Opie claims, "lives in the trees" and "jingles when he walks." Andy eventually learns that Opie's new friend works for the telephone company.

Tuesday, Nov 25th

11:00am
The Thanksgiving Story - Part I (s2, ep10)
Thanksgiving time on Walton's Mountain means a turkey shoot, a school play about early settlers, and the big meal. One year it also included a rekindled love affair and a life-threatening accident
7:00pm
Andy's Rich Girlfriend (s3, ep2)
Andy has begun seeing Peggy McMillan and he discovers she is from a wealthy family. The differences in their upbringings and education unsettle Andy, and he begins to doubt the ability of the relationship to endure.
7:30pm
Andy And The New Mayor (s3, ep3)
Andy and the new mayor are not on the same page in terms of Andy's style of managing Mayberry's sheriff's department.
8:00pm
Turkey Or Fish (s1, ep10)
Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal.

Wednesday, Nov 26th

11:00am
The Thanksgiving Story - Part 2 (s2, ep11)
Thanksgiving time on Walton's Mountain means a turkey shoot, a school play about early settlers, and the big meal. One year it also included a rekindled love affair and a life-threatening accident
5:00pm
The Yalu Brick Road (s8, ep10)
Hawkeye and B.J. lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North Korean soldier.
7:00pm
Andy And Opie, Bachelors (s3, ep4)
Andy and Opie are left alone while Aunt Bee goes out of town. Peggy, Andy's new girlfriend, takes great delight in helping the boys handle things. Floyd warns Andy that Peggy is using her feminine wiles to "snare" him.
7:30pm
The Cow Thief (s3, ep5)
The mayor calls in an investigator from the state capital to help solve a string of cow thefts.
8:00pm
No Thanks (s4, ep9)
Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.

Thursday, Nov 27th

11:00am
The Waiting (s8, ep10)
John-Boy is no longer missing in war
7:00pm
Barney Mends A Broken Heart (s3, ep6)
Andy shows up for a date with Peggy McMillan only to learn her old friend, Don, has arrived unexpectedly, leading to a string of misunderstandings and Barney's attempts at help.
7:30pm
Lawman Barney (s3, ep7)
Barney's ability to be a lawman is put to the test with some peddlers and he fails. His confidence is shattered until Andy steps in behind the scenes and warns the peddlers of "Fife the Fierce."
8:00pm
Fighting In-laws (s5, ep9)
Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are not happy.
8:30pm
Older Women (s6, ep9)
Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have Thanksgiving dinner with the Barones.

Friday, Nov 28th

7:00pm
The Mayberry Band (s3, ep8)
Mayor Stoner declares the town's marching band a disgrace and refuses to allocate money for its annual trip to the state competition. Andy takes matters into his own hands, with help from Bobby Fleet and his Band with a Beat.
7:30pm
Floyd The Gay Deceiver (s3, ep9)
Madeline Grayson, a rich widow that Floyd has been "pen-palling" with, announces in her next letter that she wants to meet him face-to-face. Of course, the whole time Floyd has been pretending in his letters to be a wealthy entrepreneur.

Saturday, Nov 29th

9:00am
The Night Of The Whirring Death (s1, ep20)
Dr. Loveless plans on making California a kingdom for children.... using exploding toys.
10:00am
The St. Nicholas Story (s3, ep12)
As Christmas Eve approaches, the wagon train encounters a happy time, the perils that go with hostile indians and a little lost boy who may have already been captured by those same hostiles.
11:00am
Judgement In Heaven (s1, ep15)
Jarrod risks inviting his client home for a Christmas visit. She's a young woman accused of aiding and abetting her boyfriend, an outlaw who has recently escaped from jail.
12:00pm
P.s. Murry Christmas (s17, ep15)
The meanest outlady in the U.S. is coming to Dodge, at least that's what Festus has heard. In actuality, it's Emma Grundy out to retrieve her seven orphans from Titus Spangler and take them back to the orphanage.
1:00pm
A Christmas Story (s8, ep15)
When a young singer agrees to perform at Virginia City's annual orphan's Christmas benefit, his shifty manager demands a cut of the donations.
3:00pm
Twenty-five Santa Clauses (s4, ep12)
A conman and his wife con the drovers into pooling their efforts to prepare a Christmas celebration for a sickly Mexican boy. The boy isn't really sick and Rowdy ignores Favor's orders to move the herd across a river, trapping the herd.
4:00pm
Be Not Forgetful Of Strangers (s6, ep15)
Duane Eddy as a cowboy who arrives in town during Christmas with his pregnant wife---and no lodgings.
4:30pm
Eight Cent Reward (s1, ep16)
On Christmas Eve Randall receives his most daunting assignment yet: bring in Santa Claus.
9:30pm
House of Svengoolie
A Very Brady Christmas
"The entire Brady family manages to overcome personal obstacles to spend a happy holiday together."

Sunday, Nov 30th

12:00am
Return From Outer Space
"Nobody believes Will Robinson when he sends himself back to Earth with an alien transporter, since the world believes they all had died once they realized their ship had gone off course. Lost in Space's only Christmas program."
1:00am
Long Live The King (s1, ep15)
Admiral Nelson must get a 12-year-old prince back to his country to assume the throne before the reds take over.
2:00am
Night Of Thrombeldinbar (s1, ep18)
Fitzhuge pretends to be a magical holiday elf to entertain two orphan children. But the ruse turns deadly when he discovers that the giants ritually throw Thrombeldinbar into a fire to celebrate the holiday.
9:00am
The Voice Of Christmas (s1, ep12)
Carol is asked to sing at church on Christmas, but loses her voice just days before the event. A hopeful Cindy asks a department store Santa Claus to bring Carol's voice back in time.
9:30am
Full House
Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen (s8, ep11)
Michelle and Jesse are almost arrested on Christmas Eve when a Scrooge-like merchant (MICKEY ROONEY) refuses to exchange a gift that Michelle bought for her dad.
10:00am
Guess Who's Coming To Christmas (s2, ep11)
Fonzie tells Al the story of the time an unexpected visitor turned Howard Cunningham's plans for a traditional family Christmas upside down.
10:30am
Christmas Eve At The Booby Hatch (aka Oh, Hear The Angel Voices) (s2, ep10)
Carmine talks the girls into singing at a Christmas show.
11:00am
Holiday Special
The Story Of Santa Claus
"The special presents an origin story for Santa Claus, who is depicted as a man named Nicholas Claus who wishes to give every child in the world a gift for Christmas. The elves of the North Pole become obligated to grant his wish, facing great obstacles. "
12:00pm
The Haircut (s1, ep4)
After losing his lunch money three days in a row, Ward gives Beaver one last chance by letting him handle his haircut money. However, when he loses that too, Beaver decides to give himself a haircut just days before he's scheduled to be an angel in a play.
12:30pm
The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet
The Miracle
"Ozzie recalls a story from his childhood of when he wished for a white Christmas."
1:00pm
Home For Christmas (s1, ep13)
The Clampetts decide to head home for Christmas, and once Drysdale and Jane hear about this, they make all the arrangements, getting Granny and Elly mink coats and giving the Clampetts their first plane ride in style. After a slight mix-up, the Clampetts finally get home, surprising Pearl and Jethrine.
1:30pm
No Place Like Home (s1, ep14)
The Clampetts arrive back at their old cabin to spend the Christmas holiday with Pearl. But since the cabin will be too crowded with the Clampetts and Brewster, Pearl suggests Brewster stays with her, in an attempt to get engaged. She tries to woo Brewster by showing herself off at the theatre she works at during the premiere of 'Ben Hur.'
2:00pm
Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk (s1, ep12)
During Christmas, the castaways get homesick and recall the day they were shipwrecked.
2:30pm
The Lucy Show
Together For Christmas (s1, ep13)
The Carmichaels and the Bagleys are spending their first Christmas together. Almost immediately, trouble starts when Lucy and Viv fight over whether to have a traditional green or white flocked tree. Two trees and an escalation of words leads to chopped-off tree limbs and numerous busted ornaments.
3:00pm
Holiday Special
The Love Boat: The Christmas Cruise
"A woman tries to lure a wealthy man into a "stacked" card game with her mother, but complications arise when he falls for her. Meanwhile, Julie has hired has-been comedian to play Santa Claus during the voyage. At the same time, a woman debates whether to take her ex-husband back when she discovers he may have a secret."
5:00pm
Christmas Story (s1, ep11)
A modern-day Scrooge (businessman Ben Weaver) causes trouble on Christmas Eve.
6:00pm
Dear Dad (s1, ep12)
Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home, a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex, with the aid of figure A and figure B; Trapper helps deliver a calf; Klinger and Frank get into a fight, but Father Mulcahy smoothes things over; Hawkeye and Trapper sabotage Margaret's tent; Hawkeye flies to the front line dressed as Santa to help a wounded soldier.
6:30pm
Dear Sis (s7, ep14)
Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.
7:00pm
Christmas Day At The Bunker's (s2, ep13)
It's Christmas Day and Archie is the only one not in the Christmas spirit. Mike and Gloria question him, but he refuses to reveal what's bugging him. The Jeffersons come over to wish the Bunkers a "Merry Christmas", but this does anything but cheer Archie up especially since Henry is dressed as Santa.
7:30pm
Edith's Christmas Story (s4, ep15)
The Christmas season has everyone in the Christmas spirit. For a joke, Archie purchases some fake nose and mustache glasses that were on sale, but Mike also happened to go to that same store and hit that same sale. Meanwhile, Edith returns from a doctor checkup and confides in Gloria the fact that she has a lump in her breast and she fears it may be breast cancer.
8:00pm
The Draft Dodger (s7, ep15)
The clash of two worlds explodes in this episode. Mike's friend is a Draft Dodger and it is Christmas dinner and unbeknownst to Archie this guy is sitting at his Christmas dinner table. The guy is exactly everything Archie hates about Mike's generation. On top of this Archie's friend is also spending Christmas dinner with the Bunkers and he lost his son to the war.
8:30pm
Sanford and Son
Ebenezer Sanford (s5, ep12)
Fred is a Scrooge-like miser during the Christmas season and his friends try to get him to join into the Christmas spirit, but he rejects the attempts. After being accused of a being a Scrooge, Fred falls asleep and dreams up "A Christmas Carol." Now it i
9:00pm
Toaster, The (s3, ep12)
Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from gifting a toaster to his family and friends.
9:30pm
Christmas Picture, The (s4, ep11)
Ray believes he has found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents.
10:00pm
The Alan Brady Show Presents (s3, ep13)
"The Alan Brady Show" performs their Christmas variety show.
10:30pm
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Christmas And The Hardluck Kid Ii
"Single Mary agrees to work on Christmas so others can be with their family."
11:00pm
'twas The Night Before Christmas (s4, ep13)
Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present when someone else gets her the same thing he did.

Monday, Dec 1st

7:00pm
Opie's Rival (s3, ep10)
Opie is afraid that Andy's new girlfriend, Peggy, will take his place in his father's heart, and sets out to sabotage their relationship.
7:30pm
Convicts-at-large (s3, ep11)
Barney and Floyd run out of gas while coming home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone they are captured by three female escaped convicts.

Tuesday, Dec 2nd

7:00pm
The Bed Jacket (s3, ep12)
Aunt Bea longs for a special present: a blue bed jacket.
7:30pm
The Bank Job (s3, ep13)
Barney tries to convince everyone of a lack of security at Mayberry Bank, and is furious that no one listens to him. Taking matters into his own hands, he ends up stuck in the bank vault.

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

7:00pm
One-punch Opie (s3, ep14)
Opie must learn to defend himself against a bully.
7:30pm
Barney And The Governor (s3, ep15)
Barney is goaded into ticketing the governor's car and mistakenly believes Andy is setting him up for a dressing-down by the governor.