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The Richest Woman (s4, ep16)

The world’s richest women, Tracy Richards, sees the Clampett estate and wants to fix it up and buy it. She learns that the house is not for sale, but is determined to buy it. She gets in good with Granny, Elly and Jethro by treating them to the good city life and giving them some of her expensive possessions. Jed can see through her act, but the others refuse to believe it, and Drysdale is trying to get her account, keep Jed’s account and keep everyone happy and himself wealthy.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Trapped (s4, ep29)

Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he witnessed a hold-up.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

An Evening Of Generals (s3, ep13)

Posing as waiters, Hogan and the gang scheme to get rid of a room full of German generals.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Everybody Loves A Snowman (s3, ep14)

The guys must smuggle a U.S. bomber crew out of camp while under surveillance by Hochstetter.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

People Are Alike All Over (s1, ep25)

When a space exploration crashes on Mars, the surviving passenger is surprised to find that Martians are human-looking, very friendly and apparently just like us.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Capricious Corpse (s6, ep2)

When a major financial supporter of an orphanage lapses into a coma and later dies, his nephew pursues plans to shut down the institution.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big High (s2, ep8)

An elderly businessman concerned about the welfare of his grandchild informs Friday and Gannon that his daughter and son-in-law are using marijuana regularly. The young couple make no apologies for their lifestyle, which inevitably leads to disaster.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Bottle Of Wine (s2, ep19)

A judge tries to prove that his wife’s lover is a coward.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Malice Domestic (s2, ep20)

Carl, a newlywed, suspects his wife is trying to poison him.

2:05am

Mannix

The Mouse That Died (s4, ep9)

Out on a routine missing persons case, Mannix uncovers an espionage ring and falls victim to a slow-acting poison for which he must race against time to procure the antidote.

3:05am

Cannon

A Long Way Down (s2, ep7)

An illegal immigrant from Mexico has died in a coyote's case. Sheep grower Rita McBain is accused of the deed. Cannon must prove Rita's innocence and deal with a human smuggler ring.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Duet For Dying (s5, ep17)

A pair of amateur singers commit larceny and murder in an attempt to finance a record.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Race Against The Stork (s2, ep2)

Uncle Joe wants to make sure everything is in order when Kate's pregnant friend comes to the Shady Rest to have her baby.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Have Library, Will Travel (s2, ep3)

Uncle Joe has fallen in love with librarian Phyllis Marsh, who is opening a library inside the baggage car of the Cannonball.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Cousin Roy In Movieland (s7, ep18)

Cousin Roy is working on his album, with the Clampetts’ support. The clan is still hoping that Jethro, the self-proclaimed biggest talent agent in the business, will represent Roy, but the flesh peddler still isn’t interested. Drysdale is still trying to get him off the fifth floor of the bank. To collect rent, Drysdale tries to get Jed to back Jethro by telling him he's decided to back Roy.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Clampett Enterprises (s7, ep19)

Drysdale evicts Mr. Show Business, the Boy Genius of Hollywood, Jethro, and his talent agency, from the fifth floor of the bank building and, so he can collect his $5,000-a-month rent, rents it to Jed, who, along with Granny, turns it into a combination wood shop/dentist office/hospital/barber shop/and pet shop.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Leave Well Enough Alone, Hello, How Am I?, Never Sock A Baby, Lunch With A Punch

"Popeye, saddened by the sight of dogs in a pet shop, buys them and releases them into the streets., Popeye meets himself walking down the street toward Olive's house, where he has been invited to a hamburger feast., After Popeye punishes Swee'pea, the little guy runs away., Popeye uses a tale of how he defeated Bluto as a boy to convince his nephews to eat their spinach."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Tee For Two, Screwball Squirrel, Timid Tabby

"Tom uses Jerry as a tee at the golf course but soon after things start to go poorly for the cat., Screwy Squirrel abuses Meathead dog with numerous gags until the dog has finally had enough and begs for the cartoon to end., Tom's fraidy cat cousin comes for a visit and Jerry takes advantage of the cowardly feline."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Ration Bored, Let Charlie Do It, Nutty Pine Cabin, Stowaway Woody, Tin Can Concert, Pied Piper Of Basin Street, Chew-chew Baby

"Woody refuses to present his ration card to fill up his gas tank and tries to siphon some gas from a police car. The policeman pursues him, resulting in both their deaths, and Woody is issued bigger wings than the policeman in heaven., Charlie tries to unclog the kitchen sink himself., Andy is trying to build a cabin, but a group of beavers steal all his lumber for a dam., Woody flies on a Hawaii-bound ocean liner, causing trouble for the ship's captain and his dog., Doc, a cat with musical talents, directs a symphony from the top of a grandfather clock. A mouse who lives in the grandfather clock is trying to sleep and tries to stop the music., A trombone player plays swing to rid a town of rats, but when the mayor refused to pay his promised fee, the musician has a trick up his sleeve., Woody Woodpecker pretends to be a woman so he can stay at Wally Walrus' boarding house."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Jack-wabbit And The Beanstalk, To Beep Or Not To Beep, Toy Trouble, The Iceman Ducketh, Ducking The Devil, A Sunbonnet Blue, Bill Of Hare

"The Giant catches Bugs Bunny in the act of chopping carrots in his victory garden. Instead of running, Bugs slaps the dopey giant with his glove and challenges him to a duel with pistols. , When he finds a picture of baked Road Runner while skimming a book of "Western Cookery," the Coyote licks his chops and is determined to catch the bird. , Sniffles and his pal the bookworm explore the toy section of a department store. , At a trading post in the Klondike, Daffy Duck overhears that they are paying big bucks for furs. He heads north to trap Bugs Bunny and cash in. , Daffy tries to figure out a way of capturing the Tasmanian devil for a reward of $5,000. , A villainous rat kidnaps a girl mouse, and it is up to the boy mouse to rescue her. , Bugs is interrupted from his dinner cooking when Taz breaks loose on the pier and tries to eat the rabbit. Bugs outwits Taz and convinces Taz that he should eat moose, the two then go off hunting... "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Death Masks (s3, ep20)

An escaped murderer plots a bizarre scheme against agent James West, the man who had imprisoned him several years earlier. Attacked and knocked unconscious, West awakens in a strange deserted town filled with assailants wearing masks in the likeness of Stark. Gordon searches for his lost partner and soon finds himself in a similar predicament. West and Gordon must avoid deception to find and take out the real Stark.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Greenhorn Story (s3, ep2)

During any wagon train trip, the challenges and losses faced turn the greenhorn into a seasoned veteran.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Man From Nowhere (s2, ep9)

Jarrod is sent by the state to help mediate in a land dispute. Injured and without memory of his identity, he is taken in by the family involved in the dispute.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Cherry Red

"Red Larned comes to Dodge and tells Cherry Odell he’s going to marry her. Red is a special agent for a stagecoach line that was robbed by Slim Odell, Cherry’s husband. Red killed Slim during the robbery."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Friends Payoff

"Matt’s good friend Ab Butler sends a note to him saying he’s laying out near Cotton Well with a bullet in his back. Matt and Chester go to find him and bring him back to Dodge."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Mrs. Wharton And The Lesser Breeds (s10, ep17)

When an elderly British woman's jewels are stolen, Candy takes it upon himself to retrieve them from the thieves.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Deadly Wait (s1, ep26)

Dan Maury, released from Yuma prison, arrives in North Fork intent on getting even with Marshal Torrance, who helped send him to jail.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Wrong Man (s1, ep27)

Young Mark McCain is eager to help lawman Jay Jefferson, who has arrived in North Fork intent on killing an outlaw for the reward, whether he is the right man or not.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident At Deadhorse: Part 1 (s6, ep27)

Everyone laughs when Jud Hammerklein, the most powerful and popular man in Deadhorse, is sentenced to hang for murder.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Ransom (s3, ep37)

Paladin is hired by Carter to find Colonel Celine. He needs Celine to sign a document. Paladin is not the only one looking for him.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

The Matchmaker (s2, ep3)

Josh reluctantly accepts an offbeat assignment: finding a beautiful bride for his bashful buddy, Charlie, the homeliest man in the West.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

We Want Our Mummy, Yes We Have No Bonanza, Three Trouble Doers, Three Arabian Nuts, Don't Throw That Knife, Tooth Will Out

"The stooges go to Egypt in search of the mummy of king Rootin-Tootin for which a museum will pay a $5000 prize., Gold prospectors Larry, Moe and Curly. , The Stooges graduate from dental school and go out west to open a practice. Everything goes well until Shemp "cures" an outlaw's toothache from the instructions in a carpentry book, and the boys must leave on the run. , Set in the old west, the Stooges become marshalls in a town with a high death rate for lawmen. The boys set out prevent a marriage between the villain Blackie and the heroine Nell, whose father Blackie has kidnapped. The Stooges manage to defeat Blackie and his henchmen, but when Nell's father learns she promised to marry Curly if he could save her, he decides death would be a preferable fate. , The Stooges find themselves in the crosshairs of thieves who want a magic lamp., The Stooges become census takers and wind up in the apartment of a lady whose husband is both jealous and a knife thrower. When the husband arrives home, the boys try to hide, but are discovered, and after dodging some knives, leave on the run. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster

"When an atomic war on Mars destroys the planet's women, it's up to Martian Princess Marcuzan and her right-hand man Dr. Nadir to travel to earth and kidnap women for new breeding stock. Landing in Puerto Rico, they shoot down a NASA space capsule manned by an android. With his electronic brain damaged, the android terrorizes the island while the Martians raid beaches and pool parties."

10:30pm

Batman

A Riddle A Day Keeps The Riddler Away (s1, ep11)

The Riddler kidnaps King Boris, who is in town to present a gift to Gotham. Knowing they're the king's only hope, Batman and Robin set a trap using a fake jeweled crown.

11:00pm

Star Trek

Charlie X (s1, ep2)

The Enterprise's newest passenger is a young boy—what they don't know is that he has the power to make anything he thinks of happen.

12:00am

Kolchak: The Night Stalker

The Vampire (s1, ep4)

An overlooked victim of the Las Vegas vampire makes her way to Los Angeles and begins killing anew.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Island In The Sky (s1, ep3)

Professor Robinson attempts to explore a planet that the family is planning to land on. Dr. Smith has sabotaged his para-jet propulsion system, causing it to fail. Smith has also sabotaged the propulsion system of the Jupiter 2.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Deadly Creature Below! (s2, ep16)

Two convicts on the loose try to hijack the flying sub while a sea monster menaces the Seaview.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Return Of Inidu (s1, ep22)

When a giant magician saves the Earthlings from two rascals, they return return the favor helping stop a man who wants his magic book.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Revenge Of The Gods (s1, ep7)

Tony and Doug materialize near ancient Troy just before the last battle between the Trojans and Greeks.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Saucer (s2, ep2)

David finds a man who can predict when the next flying saucer will land.

6:00am

The Powers of Matthew Star

Winning

"Against Walt's advice, Matt tries out for the football team, using his powers to excel."

7:00am

Saved by the Bell

The Last Dance (part 1) (s4, ep)

Kelly gets a job working at The Max but may have to tell Zack it's over between them when she falls for her boss.

7:30am

Saved by the Bell

The Aftermath (part 2) (s4, ep)

Zack seeks revenge after catching Kelly with Jeff.

8:00am

Saved by the Bell

The Wicked Stepbrother: Part 1 (s4, ep)

Jessie meets her new stepbrother, Eric, soon discovering that he possesses a dark side.

8:30am

Saved by the Bell

The Wicked Stepbrother: Part 2 (s4, ep)

Jessie's new stepbrother, Eric, runs afoul of the gang and even takes Mr. Belding's car apart.

9:00am

Saved by the Bell

Fake Ids (s4, ep)

When Zack falls for a college girl, he lies about his age and makes fake IDs so he, Slater and Screech can sneak into an 18-and-over dance club. While there, they see Kelly's boyfriend dancing with another girl.

9:30am

Saved by the Bell

Fourth Of July (s4, ep)

It's the annual Fourth of July beauty pageant and Zack is one of the judges. Carosi wants Zack to choose Stacey no matter what it takes.

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Snooperstar (s5, ep20)

Marcia is fed up with Cindy snooping in her diary. To teach her a lesson, she plants a bogus story about submitting a picture of Cindy to a talent scout who thinks Cindy could be the next Shirley Temple.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Hustler (s5, ep21)

The Brady family tries to figure out who would send them a pool table and later learn that Mike's boss, Mr. Matthews is the one. Meanwhile, Bobby becomes obsessed about the game and begins betting everyone including Mr. Matthews.

11:00am

Happy Days

Cruisin' (s2, ep16)

Richie, Postie and Ralph are forced to go cruising for girls in Howard's DeSoto after Marion dents Richie's car at the supermarket. They find three girls but, later, find their boyfriends—who are members of street gang the Dragons!

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Laverne And Shirley Move In (s4, ep11)

Shirley recalls how she and Laverne first moved in together.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Sales Resistance (s2, ep10)

Convinced his wife is a sucker for a sales pitch, Ricky demands that she return the vaccum cleaner she bought from a door-to-door salesman. Instead, she tries (unsuccessfully) to sell it. Ricky insists that he'll return it—but ends up buying a refrigerator.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Ward's Problem (s2, ep3)

Ward must make a decision when a conflict develops concerning which son to spend the weekend with. He can either go on a fishing trip with Wally or take Beaver on a father-son weekend. Thinking Ward is going to go fishing with Wally, Beaver makes up a wild story when his classmates start to tease him.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Chuey (s2, ep4)

Beaver makes a new friend in Chuey Varella but the boy only speaks Spanish. So Beaver asks Eddie, who has taken Spanish, for some help but Eddie plays a joke on Beaver by feeding him a sentence in Spanish which ultimately insults Chuey.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Phantom Fifth Floor (s7, ep20)

The Clampetts are in charge of the fifth floor, with their all-purpose offices. Jethro, the Crowned Prince of Show Business, decides to move his talent agency to the mansion.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Hired Gun (s7, ep21)

The Clampetts are opening up J.C. Enterprises at a decent hour, five o’ clock in the morning. Drysdale is getting tired of his largest depositor’s waking him up early and of their practices. To get the Clampetts out, he hires a hired gun to scare the clan. Drysdale and Homer, the hired gun, strike up a plan where Drysdale “defends” the Clampetts, and Homer threatens them.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

My Fair Gilligan (s1, ep35)

After Gilligan saves Mrs. Howell's life, Mr. Howell decides to make him his son.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

A Nose By Any Other Name (s1, ep36)

A fall from a coconut tree gives Gilligan an inflated nose and a deflated ego.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Bedtime For Bubba (s5, ep)

Mama suspects Bubba and his new study partner, Toni Malone, are doing more than studying.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

What A Dump (s5, ep)

Thinking her house is going to receive the award for most beautiful in Raytown, Mama is devastated to learn that the mayor plans to turn her street into the new town dump.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Isaac The Marriage Counselor (s5, ep5)

A teacher moonlights as an exotic dancer; Isaac's romantic advice backfires; a jewel thief meets a like-minded woman.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

David Schafer- Toys

"Vintage memorabilia collector David Schafer has spent decades assembling the toys, comic books, and other collectibles from his childhood, all in strikingly pristine condition. David shares some of his rarest and most valuable items, including a Batman and Justice League playset released at the height of the Caped Crusader’s 1966 popularity; a Mad Magazine straitjacket that was available by mail only; and the 1941 comic that features the first appearance of Wonder Woman. Joining Lisa is “Collector’s Call” favorite Joel Magee, a.k.a. America’s Toy Scout. Joel appraises the entirety of David’s dazzling collection, then makes a trade offer for one of David’s Disney rarities. The show concludes with David unveiling to Lisa a 1982 Mad Magazine parody of "The Facts of Life.""

See what it's like to be a patient at the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Point Of View (s7, ep10)

In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on and treated in post-operation.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Comrade (s7, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the "life of Riley," thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make—a native remedy for a seemingly insoluble medical problem.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Henry's Farewell (s4, ep6)

Henry Jefferson seems to be moving away to open up his own cleaning store in another county and Louise and Lionel are planning a going away party. Archie refuses to set foot in the Jefferson's home and George Jefferson refuses to have white people in his home. So when the party is moved to the Bunker's, George makes an unexpected visit and finally meets the Bunkers.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Archie And The Computer (s4, ep7)

A computer error leads Edith into collecting a small fortune in quarters sent to her in the mail by a prune company. When Archie discovers this, he immediately wants to keep the money and doesn't want Edith to say anything to the company. However, Archie has a computer problem of his own when the Veteran's office officially declares him dead.

9:00pm

All in the Family

The Games Bunkers Play (s4, ep8)

Mike is all excited when the Lorenzos and Lionel are coming over after dinner for a game of 'Group Therapy.' Archie takes one look at some of the questions that are asked during a game and quickly rushes off for drinks at Kelsey's bar. Later, during the game, Mike childishly refuses to accept criticism from everyone involved.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's Conversion (s4, ep9)

Archie becomes concerned when Edith begins attending Irene Lorenzo's church. Edith also begins wearing a Catholic medallion and gets literature on how to be Catholic. This leads Archie to believe that Irene is trying to convert Edith to Catholicism. Meanwhile, with the rising meat prices, Gloria brings home horse meat and makes it for dinner.

10:00pm

A Salute to the Red, White & Blue: Memorable Performances from t

A Salute To The Red, White & Blue: Memorable Performances From The Ed Sullivan Show

"A look back on Ed Sullivan's unwavering patriotism as he rallied the nation's best performers to support the military effort abroad during the show's twenty three year run. Today’s episode features Joel Gray performing "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and "You're a Grand Old Flag,” Wayne Newton performing "My Country 'Tis of Thee," the West Point Glee Club performing a Civil War Song Medley, the Oberkerchin Choir performing "The Star Spangled Banner," and Irving Berlin performing "God Bless America.""

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Imogene Coca And Robert Goulet (part 2)

"Guests Imogene Coca and Robert Goulet. Originally aired on 04/07/69."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Go Tell The Birds And The Bees (s5, ep10)

Richie has been giving his classmates lectures on the facts of life.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Body And Sol (s5, ep11)

Rob remembers when he was a boxer in the Army.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

The Loudspeaker (s4, ep30)

Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Raccoon of the Year—but it turns out Norton receives the honor.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Mute (s4, ep5)

A 12-year-old girl who lost her parents in a fire doesn't speak because she has grown up in a secret telepathic community. The couple who take her in, and her teacher, are determined to help her adapt to their society, no matter the cost.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Number Twenty-two (s2, ep21)

A petty crook clashes with a hardened criminal in a jail cell.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Rebel (s5, ep11)

The IMF must rescue three scientists in a dictatorial country and destroy their notes. They rescue two but the third one, Khora, refuses to leave and is executed. Jim and Dana meet with his son, Alex, (a rebel leader) to get his notes and Dana is captured.

3:00am

The Fugitive

The End Is But The Beginning (s2, ep17)

Kimble takes advantage of a deadly car accident as a way to try and convince Gerard that he is now dead.

4:00am

Harry O

Shades

"Harry Orwell confronts race hatred and blackmail in his attempt to clear a businessman's housekeeper of murder."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Masked Bandits (s1, ep5)

Four bandits wearing red masks commit a series of robberies.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Bank Examiner Swindle (s1, ep6)

Two con men, posing as bank examiners, are bilking the elderly out of their life savings.

6:00am

Adam-12

Truant (s4, ep7)

After apprehending a couple of juvenile delinquents who are ransacking a house, Reed is inspired to submit an idea on how to deal with truants, which ultimately gets implemented on a trial basis by the captain, but draws the ire of Officer Wells. Back on patrol, they apprehend a couple of high-level drug dealers who run into bad luck, and nearly get run over by two men using stolen automobile parts to build a high-powered go cart.

6:30am

Adam-12

Ambush (s4, ep8)

Malloy and Reed are ambushed by two men who want to silence the prisoner they are transporting from Malibu to Los Angeles. Their problems are compounded by the lack of radio communication in Malibu Canyon, which ultimately results in Reed being taken hostage.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

The Cosplay Show

"Bill and Toony run into a few almost identical faces at a cartoon curation fan convention."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Lost Watch (s2, ep5)

While watching Wally and his friends play baseball, Beaver is put in charge of looking after everyone's coats and watches. However, after the game is over Lumpy comes to claim his watch, but Beaver has no watch to give him.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Her Idol (s2, ep6)

Beaver becomes good friends with a classmate, Linda Dennison. However, their relationship is blown out of proportion by Beaver's classmates who begin to tease him and goad him into insulting Linda to prove that she isn't his girl.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The 12th Wildcat (s9, ep8)

Burt Payne coaches and owns 10% of a professional football team. His rich wife, Ellen, owns the remainder. Knowing that he's washed up and needing some quick cash, Burt tries to sell his share of the team to a group of investors.

10:00am

Matlock

Best Friend (s2, ep)

Matlock agrees to defend Vanessa Douglas when she's accused of murdering Stephen Cassidy, an author who destroyed a political family's ambitions with a tell-all book. When Matlock realizes his client is indeed guilty, he sets up an ingenious plan to draw out a confession.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Falsely Accused (s6, ep13)

Sweet is the target of false accusations by two corrupt and racist car salesmen.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The House (s4, ep23)

An old abandoned home is condemned

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Blacksmith

"German immigrant and town blacksmith, Emil Wolhter and his German mail order bride, Gretchen Mueller, are to be married. Matt, Doc and Chester along with Emil meet Gretchen at the stage station. Emil and Gretchen throw a big wedding party for all their friends in Dodge;however, not everyone in Dodge is friendly to Emil and Gretchen."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Small Water

"Matt & Chester are bringing in Leroy Finn to face murder charges. Leroy gets the drop on Chester during the night and Matt kills him. Matt & Chester go to Leroy's home to tell his father about what happened and to tell him to keep the rest of his sons out of Dodge."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Erin (s10, ep18)

When Ben allows the Paiutes to camp on Ponderosa land, a neighbor threatens Hoss' fiancée, Erin, a beautiful young woman who was raised by Indians.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Challenge (s1, ep28)

When escaped convicts hold up the general store in North Fork and take Marshal Torrance hostage, Lucas comes to the rescue.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Hawk (s1, ep29)

Young Mark manages to capture a hawk, but then falls into danger from a rattlesnake. When a stranger comes to his rescue, the grateful Mark invites the man home, unaware that he is on the run from the law.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The C.l. Harding Story (s3, ep3)

A reporter has joined the wagon train. When the Major finds out he is a she, he has his hands full, especially when curiosity jeopardizes everyone's safety and their right to vote.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Screenwriter (s4, ep1)

A screenwriter spends a day observing Squad 51 at work, including a motorcycle accident, a worker suffering from exposure to chemicals, the delivery of a baby and a fire at a toy factory.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Out Of Gas (s7, ep12)

Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone—including a case of wine from Charles' private supply—and he and Charles take the jeep to make a trade with the black marketers for Pentothal.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

An Eye For A Tooth (s7, ep13)

Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire company.

Father Mulcahy writes to his sister about another Christmas at the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Sis (s7, ep14)

Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

B.j. Papa San (s7, ep15)

B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his health.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Trotting Horse (s4, ep17)

Granny needs to get around Beverly Hills and is having no luck with a driving lesson. When she hears that the Drysdale are looking at the horses, Granny decides she needs a trotter and buggy. Drysdale learns that the Clampetts want a horse, and after he learns of its potential winnings, the Clampetts acquire Ladybelle, a racehorse.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

On Stage (s4, ep31)

Ralph, Alice and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Hostage (s3, ep15)

Hogan plays a waiting game with a German general. The scheming general has planted a rocket-fuel depot right outside Stalag 13 in hopes of trapping the area's resident saboteur, whom he suspects is Hogan.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Carter Turns Traitor (s3, ep16)

Carter pretends to be a traitor so he can learn the location of a chemical plant.

The Professor himself, Russell Johnson, guest stars!

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Execution (s1, ep26)

Just before being hanged for murder, a man in 1880 is transported to the future.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Playboy Pugilist (s6, ep3)

Boxing trainer Jimmy West thinks he's finally found a championship contender in Davey Carroll. Unfortunately, Davey's tangled love life leads to Jimmy being charged with murder.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Ad (s2, ep9)

An ex-con named Steve Deal contacts Friday and Gannon when a classified ad that he placed, offering to do "anything" for money, results in an offer to commit murder. Friday goes undercover as Deal.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The End Of Indian Summer (s2, ep22)

An old woman is investigation by her insurance company when she plans to get married for a third time, her previous husbands having died mysteriously.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

One For The Road (s2, ep23)

Marsha discovers that her husband has a lover and decides to poison him.

2:05am

Mannix

The Lost Art Of Dying (s4, ep5)

Mannix is forced into proving death row inmate Carl Danzig is innocent.

3:05am

Cannon

Child Of Fear (s2, ep9)

Paul Stubber taps the computer of the railroad company to be able to rob cars with valuable goods. However, nothing can be proved against him. Cannon finds Stubber's weak spot: The crook fights for the right to keep his son.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Circle Of Treachery (s5, ep18)

As a thief awaits trial, his accomplice puts out a contract on the only witness to the crime.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Hammer (s1, ep7)

An elderly apartment manager is found to have been beaten to death with a hammer.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Candy Store Robberies (s1, ep8)

Friday and Gannon try to figure out a pattern to a series of candy store hold-ups. The solution comes when they discover that there are two suspects.

6:00am

Adam-12

Anniversary (s4, ep9)

Malloy and Reed brainstorm what to get Sgt. MacDonald for his anniversary, subdue an understandably belligerent wrestler in a bar and get followed by a man with a recent streak of bad luck. Afterward, they investigate an unethical used car salesman and liquor store robbery and also thwart an attempted camper theft.

Angela Cartwright guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Assassination (s4, ep11)

Malloy and Reed become the repeated targets of an unidentified sniper who has them called to fake disturbances and follows them to some of their real calls, which include a special deliver, a suicide threat at a gas station and a reported prowler.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Waterpark It!

"Bill and Toony visit a waterpark. Bill gets stuck on the past... and stuck in a slide!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Ring (s2, ep7)

Being Beaver's godmother, Aunt Martha sends him a gift of a ring that had once belonged to an uncle who was also named Theodore. June cautions Beaver that she doesn't want him taking it to school, but he sneaks off to school with it anyway. This leads to a confrontation between his peers that ends with him getting the ring stuck on his finger.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Shave (s2, ep8)

When Eddie and some of his other friends brag about shaving, Wally decides it's time he try. After nicking his face, Ward tries to discourage him but this just leads Wally to continue to shave. When Ward catches him again, he scolds him right in front of Eddie which leads to Wally being made fun of.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wrathful Wraith (s9, ep9)

Louise Self finds herself in the unfortunate position of having to stand trial for the murder of her husband twice.

10:00am

Matlock

Country Boy (s2, ep)

When country musician Jimmy le Grand is accused of a hit-and-run, Matlock leaps at the chance to defend his favorite singer of all time.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Step Removed (s6, ep14)

Parker's stepfather Roy threatens his former employer after an altercation. When the boss is murdered Roy is arrested.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Fledgling (s4, ep24)

John-Boy wants to buy a printing press to start his own newspaper

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Say Uncle

"Martin Nagel is a hard working store owner that has plans to build up his business and eventually leave the business to his son, Lee Nagel. When Martin Nagel is killed in a freak accident, Lee Nagel thinks that his Uncle (Hutch) did the killing."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Shooting Stopover

"While Matt and Chester are transporting a prisoner on a stage coach to Wichita, Matt learns that the stage is also carrying gold. Matt fears that outlaws might attack the stage for the gold. While at a stagecoach stopover, the outlaws attack the station."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Company Of Forgotten Men (s10, ep19)

A retired Army sergeant, bitter that he never received his pension from the government, kidnaps one-time friend Candy, forcing him to help in a plan to blow up the U.S. mint in Carson City and hold the gold and silver for ransom.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Three-legged Terror (s1, ep30)

When a rambunctious teenager wrecks a schoolroom, Lucas McCain, as a member of the North Fork school board, asks the boy's reluctant uncle to pay for the damages.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Angry Man (s1, ep31)

The McCains try to be tolerant of their embittered neighbor, Abel MacDonald, who tells Lucas to keep off his land and won't allow his son to become friends with Mark. However, McCain decides he's gone too far when he won't allow his injured boy to get medical treatment.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Estaban Zamora Story (s3, ep4)

Flint finds a young man bleeding to death and a knife nearby. He takes the body to the sheriff who identifies the man as the youngest Zamora brother. He feels duty-bound to kill the murderer.

5:00pm

Emergency!

I'll Fix It (s4, ep2)

A woman's husband is trapped under their house, where a natural oil well has erupted. John tries to fix a boy's bike. A boy who wants to become a doctor is admitted to Rampart. The firemen rescue a child stuck in a pipe. Roy and John remove a ring from a young man’s finger. Roy and Capt. Stanley struggle with a shutoff valve at a burning building.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Inga (s7, ep16)

It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Price (s7, ep17)

The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription into the Army.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Young And The Restless (s7, ep18)

A lecture on the latest techniques by a young surgeon from Tokyo, and a later demonstration of his surgical skill, turns Winchester into a drunk and Potter into an invalid, whilst bringing home to Hawkeye and B.J. that they are out of touch with new medical practices.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

C*a*v*e (s7, ep20)

The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to avoid US artillery fire on a Chinese target poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem of which Colonel Potter is not aware.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Buggy (s4, ep18)

Granny gets a buggy for her horse Ladybelle and gets the same thing for Mrs. Drysdale so they can have buggy races. But the horse she buys for her neighbor is known around the stables as "Old Gluepot." She tries to cheat to win, but ends up with Lightening, the poor horse, after Jed tries to teach her a lesson.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Opportunity Knock But (s4, ep32)

Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Two Nazis For The Price Of One (s3, ep17)

A Gestapo agent knows about Hogan's operation and tries to leverage this knowledge to find out information about the Manhattan Project.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Is There A Doctor In The House? (s3, ep18)

Klink's illness causes problems for one of Hogan's plots.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Big Tall Wish (s1, ep27)

A boy who believes in magic thinks he is helping a boxer win with his "big, tall wish."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Double-entry Mind (s6, ep4)

Timid bookkeeper Clem Sandover is irate when his longterm embezzlement scheme is discovered by a fellow employee. When that co-worker turns up dead, however, it's Sandover's wife who's charged with the crime.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Missing Realtor (s2, ep10)

A woman real estate agent is missing and turns up dead in a vacant home. The detectives' one suspect, the woman's ex-boyfriend, is cleared; then credit card bills for purchases made after the woman's death start appearing.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Cream Of The Jest (s2, ep24)

An unemployed actor plays his last role.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

I Killed The Count (part 1)

"Count Mattoni is brutally murdered and Scotland Yard Inspector Davidson must wade the through a myriad of suspects."

2:05am

Mannix

The Other Game In Town (s4, ep18)

The widow of a gambler who disappeared owing a huge debt hires Mannix when her "dead" husband suddenly reappears after his funeral.

3:05am

Cannon

The Shadow Man (s2, ep10)

Frank Cannon is hired to search missing rancher Dale Lucas following his wife's order. He notes that the guard service of the ranch has been replaced.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Anatomy Of Fear (s5, ep19)

A rapist threatens to get more violent with Betty's friend if she tells the police.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Fur Job

"Gannon goes undercover as a buyer in order to trap fur thieves"

5:30am

Dragnet

The Jade Story (s1, ep10)

More than $200,000 worth of imperial jade is reported stolen. Friday and Gannon determine the burglary was an inside job.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Dinosaur (s4, ep12)

Eight years after an act of heroism put him out of commission, an officer returns to active duty, only to find that the changes made to the job that limit an officer's power and increase suspects' rights are too much to handle.

Barbara Hale guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Pick-up (s4, ep13)

Malloy and Reed actively search for a serial rapist/murderer who hasn't left behind any solid clues, which causes Malloy to vent about what he perceives to be over-reliance on computers at the expense of old-fashioned police logic. In the meantime, they deal with a kid who crashes his friend's dirt bike, engage in a futile high-speed pursuit of a porsche and search for an armed suspect of a liquor store.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Too Close Encounters

"It's World UFO Day, and Toony is convinced that Bill was abducted by Aliens!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Pipe (s2, ep9)

Ward receives an antique pipe as a gift from Fred Rutherford and a curious Larry and Beaver decide to try it out. First they use coffee but then they try tobacco. When Ward discovers someone has used the pipe, he jumps to the conclusion that Wally is the culprit.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's New Suit (s2, ep10)

Wally needs a new suit for an upcoming dance and he convinces his parents that he's old enough to pick out his own clothes. So he and Beaver go down to the shop and pick out the loudest, cheapest plaid suit in the entire shop.

Gavin MacLeod guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Runaway Racer (s9, ep10)

Test driver Pete Griston cracks up a vehicle owned by Pappy Ryan. Pappy accuses Havey Rettig of tampering with the car and files charges against Rettig and Griston. Then Rettig is killed and Griston is found standing groggily over the body.

10:00am

Matlock

The Gift (aka The Christmas Show) (s2, ep)

Matlock defends a Santa accused of murder at a party populated by Saint Nicks, and plays Father Christmas to the defendant's daughter.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Deadly Affection (s6, ep15)

A woman asks Harriet to help her get an eviction order rescinded. The chief gives Parker a new radar gun - and soon comes to regret it. Sheriff McComb requests that Gillespie and Bubba help investigate a murder. Meanwhile Lonnie and Luann search for the boy who reported the murder.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Collision (s4, ep25)

Selena Linville returns and talks to John-Boy about the rebellion in Spain

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Peace Officer

"Stella (played by Susan Cummings) leaves Tascosa to escape her bad boyfriend Clegg Rawlins. Stella is shot when she tries to help Matt. Matt takes her to a rancher's cabin and takes care of her wound. Then brings her back to Dodge."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Don Matteo

"Garth Tabor makes threats after Bill Pence throws him out of the Long Branch for being rough with the ladies. Estaban Garcia (Matt’s old friend comes into Dodge looking for Matt and Tabor. Estaban wants to kill a man."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Clarion (s10, ep20)

Ben helps an old friend having trouble keeping her newspaper business afloat.

A tale of women's suffrage in the Wild West.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Woman (s1, ep32)

An unfounded rumor causes North Fork's outspoken feminist schoolteacher to be attacked by a mob of angry townspeople.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Money Gun (s1, ep33)

When his employer begins to suspect him of embezzlement, bookkeeper Asa Manning decides to hire a professional gunman to take care of the problem.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Elizabeth Mcqueeny Story (s3, ep5)

Elizabeth McQueeny is traveling with her girls, heading to a finishing school in the west. When her real purpose becomes known, all the females want her gone but her worth shows itself before that can happen.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Gossip (s4, ep3)

Roy encourages John to represent the station in the Fireman's Olympics track events. An armored car sideswipes a motorist and Station 51 must break into the van. A nurse spreads the rumor that Dr. Morton is having financial problems. Doctors treat a child with cyanide poisoning from peach pits. Dr. Brackett treats a bigamist with a skull fracture. The firemen rescue an electrocution victim hanging in mid-air and a man trapped in a warehouse fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Rally Round The Flagg, Boys (s7, ep21)

The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than impressed.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Preventive Medicine (s7, ep22)

On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practitioner to try and get out of the Army.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Night At Rosie's (s7, ep23)

A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester and a gambling scheme.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Ain't Love Grand (s7, ep24)

The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a US nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of a Korean girl, called Sooni, who he meets at Rosie's Bar.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Cat Burglar (s4, ep19)

The city of Beverly Hills is on alert because a cat burglar is on the loose. Elly is worried that this person will steal her cats and kittens, since he is a "cat" burglar. And Jane and Drysdale are worried that the Clampetts will get robbed, since they are prime targets. The cat burglar shows up at the Clampett mansion, posing as a detective to check the place out. Elly shows him the traps she has set. Mike and Bernie, the burglars, decide the caper here will be easy.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Unconventional Behavior (s4, ep33)

Ed handcuffs himself to Ralph on their way to the Raccoon convention.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan, Go Home (s3, ep19)

Hogan is ordered home and Colonel Crittendon is sent to replace him.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Sticky Wicket Newkirk (s3, ep20)

Newkirk unknowingly sneaks a beautiful Gestapo agent he has fallen for into camp.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A Nice Place To Visit (s1, ep28)

After being shot to death, a gangster finds himself in a place where he gets everything his heart desires.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Hateful Hero (s6, ep5)

Young cop Jimmy Anderson and his veteran partner come across a robbery at the Wilson Plastics Company while on patrol one night. His partner killed in the ensuing shootout, evidence then points to Jimmy as having been an accomplice.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Dog (s2, ep11)

A purse-snatching dog? This is the case Friday and Gannon must solve. Making things more difficult, victims give different descriptions of the four-legged thief.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

I Killed The Count (part 2)

"Scotland Yard Inspector Davidson continues in his investigation of the murder of Count Mattoni. As he continues to wade trough the suspects, Davidson discovers that each not only appears guilty, but also that many readily admit to having committed the crime."

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

I Killed The Count (part 3)

"Scotland Yard Inspector Davidson discovers who killed Count Mattoni. Due to a legal loophole, however, the killer cannot be tried."

2:05am

Mannix

The World Between (s4, ep8)

Peggy is a patient in the same hospital as the African premier, who was admitted under disguise for unknown reasons.

3:05am

Cannon

Hear No Evil (s2, ep11)

Reporter Molly Stoner needs the help of her friend Frank Cannon. The police wants to take her in coercive detention. Molly affirms that infamous gangster Benje Canto has been murdered. Yet her source cannot be revealed.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Killer On Campus (s5, ep20)

Barnaby probes the supposed suicide of a college professor who had been the victim of his student's pranks.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Shooting (s1, ep11)

A police officer is shot while making a routine check on a pair of paroled convicts parked near a liquor store.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Hit And Run Driver (s1, ep12)

Friday and Gannon use newspapers, radio and TV to publicize their clues to the identity of a hit-and-run driver.

6:00am

Adam-12

Citizens All (s4, ep14)

Malloy and Reed deal with a surly victim of a purse snatching and search for her assailant, who is driving a vehicle that should be easy to spot. In the meantime, they surveil a disabled vehicle with a suspicious driver, respond to a loud music call at a residence that's been transformed into a hippie party house by its recently widowed owner, and break up a fist fight at a lunch stand.

6:30am

Adam-12

The Princess And The Pig (s4, ep15)

Malloy and reed report to a disturbance at a night club caused by a young folk singer whose career has been derailed by drug addiction and contends that she is being threatened with death by the manager who is a member of a large drug ring. Reed agrees to

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday: 1972

"Bill and Toony revisit the year 1972."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

School Play (s2, ep11)

A school play has Beaver and his classmates assigned parts and Beaver is assigned the role of a canary. However, he doesn't seem to be graceful enough to fly around like a bird. To make matters worse, on the night of the play, Ward's words of encouragement lead to Beaver coming down with a case of stage fright.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Visiting Aunts (s2, ep12)

Beaver and Wally are all excited about going to the carnival; however, Aunt Martha throws a wrench into their plans when she makes an unexpected visit with a friend of hers, forcing Wally and Beaver to count the hours away, hoping she will leave soon enough so they can still go to the carnival.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Silent Six (s9, ep11)

Police Sergeant Dave Wolfe warns Joe Oliver to stay away from his kid sister, Susan. Now Susan's been beaten up in her apartment, Oliver has been shot to death and Dave is being charged with murder.

10:00am

Matlock

Gambler (s2, ep)

Matlock goes to Las Vegas to defend his friend, Jim Manning, who is accused of murdering his girlfriend, Laura, who worked for the mob laundering money.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

The Leftover Man: Part 1 (s6, ep16)

A white supremacist politician plans to have his wife's lover murdered and blame it on black radicals.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The First Edition (s5, ep1)

John-Boy publishes his first newspaper

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Worm

"A buffalo hunter (Spadden) and his partner Ritchie come to Dodge City causing trouble. Spadden has the reputation for bullying other people and bullying his buffalo skinner, Ritchie. When Jim Cornet's friend is killed in a fight by Spadden, Spadden and Cornet have angry words."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

The Badge

"While Marshall Matt Dillon is riding alone on a prairie road, he is shot and taken captive by two outlaws who at first wanted his horse."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Lady And The Mountain Lion (s10, ep21)

A shady magician and his identical twin daughters create confusion in Virginia City.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

A Matter Of Faith (s1, ep34)

Although a drought has forced local cowhands to seek work on a railroad construction project, railroad executives are afraid that their workers will desert them if they believe an old man's claim that he has found a way to make rain.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Blood Brothers (s1, ep35)

Lucas McCain gives blood to save a dying man and is surprised by Marshal Torrance's odd behavior toward the man. Then three men arrive from a nearby town and demand custody of the stranger.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Martha Barham Story (s3, ep6)

Flint and a longtime Sioux Indian friend reunite, but trouble is brewing as the Cheyenne are on the warpath and in their way is Fort Hastings, an old flame of Flint's and her new Army captain fiancé.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Nagging Suspicion (s4, ep4)

Roy picks winning horses from the newspaper and Johnny wants to know how he does it. The paramedics rescue a woman who has fallen into a lion’s cage, a dancer in a bar and an adult skateboarder who landed in a cactus patch. They also save a bleeding policeman from a sniper.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Party (s7, ep25)

Talk of a post-war reunion gives B.J. an idea—planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinger fears that the party will blow his cover, as his mother doesn't know he's stationed in Korea.

Ed Begley Jr. guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Too Many Cooks (s8, ep1)

A clumsy foot soldier, "Look Out Below" Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high spirits enveloping the hospital.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Guerilla My Dreams (s8, ep3)

The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Good-bye Radar: Part 1 (s8, ep4)

On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backup has been stolen.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Big Chicken (s4, ep20)

After Granny mistakes an ostrich that Drysdale owns for a giant chicken, which she believes she caused by means of her "growing tonic" made for tomatoes, she tries to shrink it down to size and keep it a secret. She never does succeed in shrinking it back down to normal, so in the end Granny decides to enter this giant bird in the county fair.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Safety Award (s4, ep34)

Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving his Safest Bus Driver Award.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

War Takes A Holiday (s3, ep21)

In order to get the Gestapo to release its prisoners, Hogan tricks Klink and Hochstetter into thinking the war is over.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Duel Of Honor (s3, ep22)

Hogan prepares Klink to flee to Argentina with information for the Allies after Klink is challenged to a duel.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Nightmare As A Child (s1, ep29)

A schoolteacher finds a strange and very serious little girl on the stairs outside her apartment. The girl seems to know her, and tries to jog her memory about a man she saw earlier that day.

Murder can even happen on Halloween night!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Dodging Domino (s6, ep6)

Phil Schuyler is a two-bit songwriter who comes to a bad end on Halloween night. Someone enters his bungalow while Phil is taking a bath and tosses an electric heater into his tub.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Pyramid Swindle (s2, ep12)

A female con-artist uses an evangelistic approach to lure buyers into her pyramid scheme. The Bunco division can't charge her with false advertising, so they prosecute her for operating a lottery.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

One More Mile To Go (s2, ep28)

With the dead body of his wife in the trunk of his car, a man is hassled by police for a burnt-out taillight.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Vicious Circle (s2, ep29)

A hit man has to choose between his childhood sweetheart and obeying his boss.

2:05am

Mannix

Sunburst (s4, ep7)

Mannix searches for the identity of the murdering punks who held him hostage in a desert diner.

3:05am

Cannon

The Endangered Species (s2, ep12)

Bill Coates, Cannon's old friend, a boat builder, finds himself charged in his son's hunting-accident death. Unbeknown to Coates his lawyer is the man behind the homicide.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadly Valentine, The (s5, ep21)

A murderer is sending valentines to his victims before killing them - and Betty may be the next target.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Bookie (s1, ep13)

Friday goes undercover with the department's chaplain in order to bust a gambling ring.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Subscription Racket (s1, ep14)

Friday learns about a scam artist with a novel twist: he uses an authentic Congressional Medal of Honor to solicit magazine subscriptions.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Tip

"Bandits using tear gas and a unique escape route rob an armored truck at a savings and loan."

6:30am

Adam-12

The Parole Violator (s4, ep17)

Malloy is told that the best player on the recreational league basketball team he coaches has begun using narcotics again, which he flatly denies despite evidence to the contrary. He and Reed also search for a hit-and-run driver who struck a child, and pull over a driver with a seemingly disrespectful and wanted passenger.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

The T.i.w.m.

"Bill auditions for the newest teen drama."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Present (s2, ep14)

Wally decides that he is going to have a birthday party, and Beaver jumps to the conclusion that he won't be invited. While shopping for Wally's present, Larry talks Beaver into spending his money on a bow and arrow set for himself and buying a cheap gift for Wally.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Grass Is Always Greener (s2, ep15)

Beaver and Wally make friends with the garbage man's kids, Chris and Pete. They quickly learn that they take for granted what they have. Simple things like just having a yard to play in leave Chris and Pete in awe.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fugitive Fraulein (s9, ep12)

Mason and Della travel behind the Iron Curtain and get involved in a murder case, which ends up being tried in an East German court.

10:00am

Matlock

The Body (s2, ep)

Matlock defends a woman after she's accused of murdering an aerobics instructor who slept with her husband.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

The Leftover Man: Part 2 (s6, ep17)

A white supremacist politician plans to have his wife's lover murdered and blame it on black radicals.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Vigil (s5, ep2)

Grandma is sick and Mary Ellen misdiagnosis the ailment.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Distant Drummer

"Raffie Bligh comes to Dodge with his drum. Grade makes Raffie play his drum. Sloate & Grade corner Raffie in the stable and make him crawl on a rafter to get his drum. When Grade is found dead everyone thinks Raffie did it."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Ben Tolliver's Stud

"Ben Tolliver quits working Jake Creed. Ben’s in love with Jake’s daughter Nancy. Jake accuses Ben of stealing one of his stud horses."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Five Candles (s10, ep22)

Ben and three others are trapped when the floor of the courthouse collapses—and one of the men may be a murderer.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Stranger At Night (s1, ep36)

Mark's finding the body of a murder victim starts Lucas, his friend, Artemus, and Marshal Torrance on a search for the killer.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Raid (s1, ep37)

When renegade Apaches wound Lucas and kidnap Mark, Marshal Torrance joins with U.S. Marshal Sam Buckhart to form a rescue posse.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Cappy Darrin Story (s3, ep7)

Old salt Cappy Darrin is on the train with his orphaned grandson, Tuck. Cappy's daughter granted custody of Tuck to his uncle, but as their parting nears Cappy finds he is reluctant to let Tuck go.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Communication Gaffe (s4, ep5)

Roy and Joanne go on a TV quiz show. Roy and John respond to a holdup where both a policeman and a suspect have been shot, and another officer gives them a hard time over treating the suspect. A woman brings in her abused son for treatment. A man inhales too much nitrous oxide. The paramedics treat a boy suffering an allergic reaction to a bee sting. A pickup carrying kerosene collides with a station wagon and starts a brushfire.

The final appearance of Radar O'Reilly!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Good-bye Radar: Part 2 (s8, ep5)

As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Period Of Adjustment (s8, ep6)

Klinger and B.J. both have Radar-related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken B.J. becomes violent with Hawkeye.

7:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s8, ep7)

7:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s8, ep8)

8:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep15)

8:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep16)

9:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep21)

9:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep35)

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Axis Annie (s3, ep23)

Hogan plans to use a propaganda radio announcer to get information to the underground.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

What Time Does The Balloon Go Up? (s3, ep24)

A basket-weaving and a kite-flying contest are part of Hogan's plan to transport an agent to England in a balloon.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A Stop At Willoughby (s1, ep30)

Riding home from work on a train, a stressed-out man falls asleep and dreams it is 1880 and he is entering a small town called Willoughby.

Harvey Korman guest stars in one of his earliest roles!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Unsuitable Uncle (s6, ep7)

An unscrupulous uncle, who is in reality the father of his niece, returns home from the sea seeking money from the sale of oil leases on his land. When the man is found murdered, his shipmate is charged with the crime.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Phony Police Racket (s2, ep13)

Friday and Gannon investigate a scam involving a phony LAPD newsletter, which comes with a card for subscribers entitling the bearer to preferential treatment from the police.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Three Dreams Of Findlater (s2, ep30)

A husband dreams constantly of a beautiful woman who prompts him to kill his wife.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Night The World Ended (s2, ep31)

A group of newspapermen plays a joke on a man who in return decides to get payback.

2:05am

Mannix

To Cage A Sea Gull (s4, ep12)

The site of a helicopter accident uncovers the body of a member of the Nazi party.

3:05am

Cannon

Nobody Beats The House (s2, ep13)

Cannon faces a mob kingpin threatening the life of a gambler's wife. Toby Hauser has accumulated 200,000 dollars in game debts. When he hides away his wife asks Cannon for help. Toby wants to put everything on a map. This game should be his last. Either he wins, or he dies.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Duet For Danger (s5, ep22)

The two amateur singers that Barnaby put in jail escape and head for Nashville.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Umquaw Strip (s2, ep4)

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe believes he has found a loophole in getting the Cannonball shut down: a Native American tribe may have a land claim to an area in which the tracks cross.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

As Hooterville Goes (s2, ep5)

A new automatic voting machine in Crabtree Corners may end Hooterville's record as the first community in the state to file election returns.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Happy Bank (s7, ep22)

Drysdale is sick of the Clampetts running their various businesses on the fifth floor, but many of the bank employees visit J.C. Enterprises. One secretary, Carol, is scheming to get Jed to take interest in her, after learning how much he’s worth, while Granny is treating Louise Cats, who she tells Drysdale is a bank employee, but actually is a pregnant cat of Elly May’s.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Sam Drucker's Visit (s7, ep23)

The Clampetts return from giving up J.C. Enterprises, and Granny gets a telegram saying that Sam Drucker, who won a trip to Hollywood, is going to visit, thinking he is coming to propose. When he arrives, she tries to get him to believe she is the goddess of the handsome Hollywood actors, as does Jethro, who doesn’t want Granny to move to Hooterville.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Popeye For President, Weight For Me, Matinee Idol Popeye, Barbecue For Two

"Popeye and Bluto run for President against each other., Popeye and Brutus return from six months at sea to find a very different Olive., Brutus is an egotistical French director making a film about Antony and Cleopatra, starring Popeye and Olive Oyl., Popeye's BBQ for two with is interrupted by everyone else."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Brothers Carry-mouse-off, Goldilocks And The Three Bears, Jerry-go-round

"Jerry uses radar to avoid any traps Tom has set up for him using food. Eventually Tom tries to dress up like a female mouse to trap Jerry but he is foiled when other cats chase him., Papa bear is a bit accident prone and somewhat cowardly in this version of the classic tale., Jerry helps out an injured elephant at the circus and the two work together to stop Tom from bothering them."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Wrestling Wrecks, Ski-napper, Witty Kitty, Private Eye Pooch, Case Of The Cold Storage Yegg, Three Lazy Mice, Hot Noon Or 12 O'clock For Sure

"Woody heckles at a wrestling match and ends up in the ring with the champ., Chilly tries to borrow coal from a ski resort where Smedley is working. When Smedley refuses, Chilly uses skis for tinder instead., Doc tries to claim a turkey he won in a raffle, only to discover the raffle was a con, and the prize is guarded by a watchdog named Cecil., After escaping a taxidermists' office, Woody is pursued by Strongnose the Bloodhound, who is supposed to bring him back to be stuffed., Inspector Willoughby follows bank robber Yeggs Benedict around the world in an attempt to capture him., Three lazy mice try to get out of working by claiming to be blind., Woody is a piano player in the Old West. When Buzz Buzzard comes into town to kill the sheriff, the sheriffs ask Woody to take over and catch him."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Hare We Go, Old Glory, Buckaroo Bugs, By Word Of Mouse, The Cat's Bah, Yankee Doodle Bugs

"Bugs accompanies Christopher Columbus to search for America. , Porky learns about the importance of the Pledge of Allegiance from the spirit of Uncle Sam and gets a complete history lesson., The masked marauder strikes again! A local dopey-hero is hired to catch the villain. Bugs gives the hero a hard time until he realizes that the masked marauder is Bugs! , A foreigner mouse comes to America and is amazed by its economic system. He goes to a mouse professor who explains how it works while they are being chased by Sylvester. , Pepe is in search of a female, American tourist skunk to take back to the Casbah. The, unfortunate, object of his desire is a female cat who accidentally had paint make a stripe on her back., Bugs gives his nephew pointers on early American history, writing himself into about half of the events. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Undead (s3, ep21)

The guys become involved with a voodoo ceremony and the walking dead as they try to track down a missing scientist.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Felizia Kingdom Story (s3, ep8)

Tough as nails Felizia Kingdom controls an enormous amount of land by force, and no one is good enough to inherit the responsibility. When Flint handles her henchmen with ease, she decides he's the man for the job.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Great Safe Robbery (s2, ep10)

Three comically inept brothers try hard to crack a railroad safe.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

No Chip

"Hutch Dolan and his brothers cause trouble by putting their cattle on Jeff Mossman’s land. They cause more trouble but pouring flour onto Pete, Jeff’s son. When Jeff confronts the Dolan’s with a gun, Hutch shoots him. With Jeff in town at Doc's the Dolan's ride back to Mossman's ranch."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

The Wave

"Gus Mather comes into Dodge and throws a big wake for a man named Orson Boggs Doc and Chester are suspicious of this whole wake situation, but Chester and Doc attend the wake nonetheless and partake of the free drinks. When Matt comes back to Dodge from his business trip, Chester informs Matt on what has been going on . Matt also thinks something strange is going on as well."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Wish (s10, ep23)

Hoss gets a taste of racism when he helps a black family get their farm in working order.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Outlaw's Inheritance (s1, ep38)

Lucas is the town's representative to the railroad commission until an infamous train robber dies and leaves his ill-gotten wealth to him. Lucas must clear his name and stop the reckless ambition of his replacement.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Boomerang (s1, ep39)

When a rancher dies after the bank forecloses the mortgage on his property, his son blames the banker for his father's death.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident At Deadhorse: Part 2 (s6, ep28)

Town boss Jud Hammerklein remains confident that he will never be executed, despite the feverish activity of the hangman.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Helen Of Abajinian (s1, ep16)

An Armenian winemaker hires Paladin to find his runaway daughter and break up her ill-considered romance with a cowhand.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Breakout (s2, ep4)

Josh in a federal prison plotting the great escape? The government employs Randall to portray an escaped prisoner in order to trick his cellmate into leading authorities to the $50,000 he stole and stashed away in a secret location.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Three Missing Links, Rockin Through The Rockies, G.i. Wanna Go Home, Merry Mavericks, Corny Casanovas, Uncivil War Birds

"Larry, Moe and Curly go on a location to Africa when Curly is cast as a gorilla, and there they come face to face with danger when they encounter a real gorilla on the set. , The Stooges are frontier guides leading a minstrel show west. When hostile Indians run the horses run off they are stranded. They must contend with a snowstorm and a marauding bear as well the Indians. After almost killing each other ice fishing they solve their problems by rigging up a sail on the wagon and sailing west. , The Stooges are civil war soldiers who are constantly changing uniforms to avoid the opposing armies. Eventually they decide to be loyal to the south, but remain disguised as Union soldiers. Curly is detected as a spy, but Moe and Larry prevent his execution. The boys escape with a secret map and marry their three southern belles. , The Stooges are discharged from the army and go to see their fiancées, but find they have been dispossessed and the wedding is off until they find a home. The boys have trouble finding a vacant apartment so they set up housekeeping in a vacant lot. Their housing problems seem to be solved until a farmer destroys their new home with a tractor. The Stooges then build a house of their own, but the girls aren't impressed with the one room mansion and walk out on them. , Set in the old west, the Stooges are mistaken for lawmen and manage to capture a gang of crooks. The boys then get the job of guarding some money in an old house reputed to be haunted by the ghost of an Indian Chief. The crooks escape and go after the money disguised as ghosts, but Shemp, disguised as the Indian Chief, manages to knock them out. , Love is in the air for these laughable Lotharios. The Stooges all romance the same gold-digging gal with hilarious results. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Return Of The Vampire

"When an errant bomb unearths the coffin of a vampire during the London Blitz, a gravedigger unknowingly reanimates the monster by removing the stake from his heart."

10:30pm

Batman

When The Rat's Away, The Mice Will Play (s1, ep12)

The Riddler blackmails Commissioner Gordon: unless he's paid $1 million dollars, he'll destroy The Queen of Freedom Monument along with King Boris.

Sally Kellerman guest stars!

11:00pm

Star Trek

Where No Man Has Gone Before (s1, ep3)

While exploring the edge of the galaxy, the Enterprise encounters an energy barrier that gives two crewmen godlike powers.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Through The Time Barrier (s3, ep1)

Professor Twiddle invents a time machine which takes Jimmy, Lois, Clark and a thug back 50,000 years.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Talking Clue (s3, ep2)

The Inspector's son is collecting sounds with a tape machine and records a safe being opened. When two crooks use the tape to their advantage, the son becomes an unwitting accomplice.

1:00am

Lost in Space

There Were Giants In The Earth (s1, ep4)

Professor Robinson discovers that the planet they are on will travel further from the sun. In an attempt to survive the Robinsons pack up and head south. Dr Smith stays at the Jupiter 2 while the Robinson family encounters a terrifying cyclops and an ancient deserted city.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Phantom Strikes (s2, ep17)

Havoc is wrought aboard the Seaview, as it is nearly destroyed by a phantom sub and its ghostly captain who seeks to reincarnate himself through Commander Crane.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Rescue (s1, ep23)

The Earthlings inadvertently cause a cave-in that traps two giant children, and Steve and Dan volunteer their services to Kobick to help rescue the children.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Massacre (s1, ep8)

The time travelers try to save themselves from the massacre of Custer's Seventh Cavalry.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Watchers (s2, ep3)

A hotel owner is taken over by invaders awaiting a guest.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Adam's Cub (pilot)

"Little Eliza and her parents are headed out west. During a stop, she wanders off and they (unknowingly) leave without her."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Miracle Of Flight

"An analysis of the ‘miracle of flight’ from the soaring condors of the Andes to the backward-flying fairy terns of Midway."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Danger: Wild Animals

"Marlin and Jim demonstrate how to handle dangerous animals of the zoo and the wild."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Prairie Village

"At the base of Devils Tower near Horse Heaven Pass in Wyoming, is a wilderness city populated by the ….prairie dog."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monkey Shines

"Marlin and Jim rate the I.Q.’s of the gorilla, chimpanzee, baboon, orangutan, gibbon and ring-tailed monkey."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Island Outposts

"Marlin and Jim go island-hopping around the world."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Giants Of Dadanawa

"Because of its inaccessibility to man and its climate, the South American jungles encourage the growth of its animal life. Marlin and Stan Brock go on an expedition to capture the largest of their kind and to see just why these jungle giants grow to such proportions."

Series finale!

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Hair-brained Scheme (s5, ep22)

Bobby, wanting to get rich quick, begins selling bottles of hair tonic. One of his customers is his brother, Greg, who finds his hair turned orange, just days before his high school graduation.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Dear Libby (s1, ep2)

A troublesome letter about a blended family in an advice column draws Marcia's attention, and she assumes it was written by either Mike or Carol. She and the other kids devise a plot to keep their newly formed family together.

Will Fonzie get married?

11:00am

Happy Days

Fonzie's Getting Married (s2, ep13)

Fonzie announces that he's getting married and brings his bride-to-be to the Cunningham house for dinner. There, Howard recognizes her as a stripper he saw at a hardware convention in Chicago.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Dinner For Four (s4, ep12)

Laverne and Shirley meet two guys at the Pizza Bowl and think they have been invited over for dinner, but in reality the girls have been hired as maids for the evening.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy Does The Tango (s6, ep19)

Chicken-raising and practicing a tango for Little Ricky's school PTA meeting combine to get the Ricardos and the Mertzes in a verbal battle. It's up to Ricky, Jr., and his neighborhood pal, Bruce Ramsey, to straighten things out.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Boat Builders (s2, ep16)

Wally, Chester and Tooey are building their own boat and plan to sail on it, despite Ward and June's forbidding Wally. Once at the lake, Beaver is the only one small enough to get in it and once on the water, the boat tips over leaving a soaked Beaver behind. However, it's trying to keep their afternoon of boating a secret from Ward and June, that's really going to wipe Wally and Beaver out.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Garage Painters (s2, ep18)

A lazy weekend leads Ward to direct Wally and Beaver to read a book, Tom Sawyer. The book influences them so much that they take on the job of painting the garage doors. However, they soon find the job to be awfully boring and messy. Chaos erupts when neighbor Bengie Bellamy stops by wanting to help.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Guru (s7, ep24)

Jethro decides to become a guru, which he believes will help him get girls, seeking the help of Mrs. Drysdale's guru, who is really a fake after money. Granny tries to bust him, but after the two have some moonshine, she ends up becoming the Great Mother, the Queen of Gurus, herself. She decides to go to India with the guru. Drysdale hears of this and calls the police to arrest the phony guru, but when the police do show they end up arresting Granny in her guru getup.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Jogging Clampetts (s7, ep25)

Granny sees Mrs. Drysdale chasing her husband, unaware that they are jogging, saying that she is really going to beat him. She starts believing that Mrs. Drysdale is beating her husband and the violence will spread. When Elly says that she beat Jethro, Granny worries the violence has spread, but Elly and Jethro clear everything up, telling her they’ve been jogging.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Gilligan's Mother-in-law (s2, ep1)

A native family from another island comes seeking a husband for their lovely but large daughter.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Beauty Is As Beauty Does (s2, ep2)

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide which of the three women will become "Ms. Castaway."

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Mama Bell (s5, ep)

Vint and Naomi hide a stray dog in the garage and convince Mama she is going senile when she complains of hearing a dog barking.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Very Dirty Dancing (s5, ep)

When Mama enters a dance competition, nothing is going to stop her "Latin Sizzle" from winning.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Chef (s5, ep3)

Stubing's friend tries to cheer a former lover; the chef quits; an investigator (Bernie Kopell) probes a jewel theft.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Bruce Pascal- Hot Wheels

"Bruce Pascal's got a need for speed. As a child, he loved Hot Wheels. Now, as an adult, he has a jaw-dropping, museum-like car collection that includes not just the cars. But also, some extremely rare items that were used to make the cars. Today, Bruce takes Lisa on a tour of his collection, from a hand-drawn sketch of the Olds 442, to a wood model Ferrari, to the Holy Grail of Hot Wheels, Bruce has them all and loves sharing his passion with others. Our expert, Joel Magee, will appraise Bruce's collection today, and who better than a self-proclaimed toy scout and a race car driver! Joel will also attempt to pull off a heart racing car trade with Bruce. One, one-of-a-kind prototype, for another. Who will end up in the driver's seat, our expert or collector?"

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Mr. And Mrs. Who? (s8, ep9)

Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic fever.

It's Thanksgiving at the 4077th!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Yalu Brick Road (s8, ep10)

Hawkeye and B.J. lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North Korean soldier.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie In The Cellar (s4, ep10)

Irene installs the new lock on the cellar door just as Mike and Gloria go away for the weekend and Edith leaves for a baby shower leaving Archie home alone. Not having paid attention to Irene's instructions, Archie locks himself in the basement. After finding a bottle of Polish vodka, Archie spends a long night contemplating his life through the haze of a drunken stupor.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Black Is The Color Of My True Love's Wig (s4, ep11)

Wanting to try something new, Gloria buys a brunette wig and it immediately arouses Mike, who desperately tries to get Gloria to wear it while they make love. However, Gloria is insulted which leads to a big fight that lands Mike to sleeping on the couch. Meanwhile, Archie is out of town on a Veteran's retreat, but when he arrives home he finds himself in the middle of the argument centering on the wig.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Second Honeymoon (s4, ep12)

For her 25th wedding anniversary, Edith is planning a romantic second honeymoon getaway to Atlantic City, the same place they went on their first honeymoon. However, trying to keep it a secret and trying to get Archie to come along may be a challenge, since he is all excited about an upcoming basketball game.

9:30pm

All in the Family

The Taxi Caper (s4, ep13)

Archie's moonlighting, driving cabs for Bert Munson, puts him in harms way when a young man pulls a gun on him and demands his wallet. Down at the police station, Archie is eager to identify the suspect, that is until an influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie by bribing him from pressing charges against the perpetrator.

10:00pm

Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics

R&b Greats (s1, ep4)

The Ike And Tina Turner Revue - "Proud Mary"; Jackie Wilson - "Lonely Teardrops"; Stevie Wonder - "Fingertips"; James Brown - Medley: "Please, Please", "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag"; The Temptations - "I Can't Get Next To You".

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Family Sketch Show

"Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 04/28/69."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write (s5, ep12)

Laura is inspired to write a children's book.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

You're Under Arrest (s5, ep13)

Angry after a fit, Rob has an even worse night.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Alice And The Blonde (s4, ep36)

The Kramdens and Nortons visit the Wedemeyers and the wives believe their husbands are neglecting them.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Death Ship (s4, ep6)

A three-man spacecraft lands on a planet and discovers the wreckage of a spacecraft identical to their own.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Hands Of Mr. Otterhole (s2, ep32)

A serial killer uses the heavy London fog to confuse the police.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Flip Side (s5, ep2)

The IMF must break up a drug-smuggling ring. Bracken gets his drugs from Mexico compliments of Diego Maximillian, who gets his drugs legally from C.W. Cameron. The IMF must connect Cameron to Bracken.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Nicest Fella You'd Ever Want To Meet (s2, ep18)

While traveling though a small town in Arizona, Kimble is arrested by the brutal and sadistic Sheriff Jo Bob Sims who has political ambitions. Sheriff Sims (unaware of Kimble's true identity) subjects him to slave labor with a group of other vagrants he a

4:00am

Harry O

Portrait Of A Murder

"Harry Orwell fights to prove the innocence of a mentally retarded teenager accused of homicide."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Gun (s1, ep15)

A Japanese widow is senselessly murdered, leaving her small daughter an orphan. Friday has a hard time controlling his emotions while seeking the killer.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Kids (s1, ep16)

A gang of juvenile thieves have been stealing petty items in order to gain membership into an exclusive club.

6:00am

Adam-12

Adoption (s4, ep18)

Malloy and Reed investigate the ransacking of a college football locker room and uncover a controversial performance enhancing drug program. They also investigate suspicious parents who backtrack after their maid reports their baby as missing, apprehend a reported prowler who is then suspiciously let into the home by the female accuser and engage in a bullet-riddled high speed chase through a residential area.

6:30am

Adam-12

Mary Hong Loves Tommy Chen (s4, ep19)

An undercover cop is left in a coma after being shot while investigating a potential attack by a youth gang on an elders' association in chinatown, but his girlfriend refuses to disclose time critical information to malloy and reed on orders from her powe

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Treehouse Adventure

"Bill and Toony build the treehouse of their dreams."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Pug Nose (s2, ep19)

When the new girl, Gloria, tells Wally that he has a pug nose, he becomes incredibly self-conscious and purchases a contraption that is suppose to give him a strong Roman nose. When Ward discovers the device, he gives him a pep talk which just makes matters worse.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Pigeons (s2, ep20)

Beaver, Larry and Whitey begin a pigeon club and they each purchase pigeons of their own. Beaver names his two Miss Canfield and Miss Landers, after his two teachers. However, when Beaver comes down with chicken pox, Wally is forced into caring for them, but soon finds Beaver isn't the only one ill, Miss Canfield and Miss Landers are also ailing.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Baffling Bug (s9, ep13)

The suspected theft of industrial secrets leads to an investigation by Drake, spying and murder.

10:00am

Matlock

The Reunion (s2, ep)

When one of Matlock's old law school pals is murdered, he faces the unpleasant task of proving that a former classmate is guilty of the crime.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Dish Best Served Cold (s6, ep18)

A swindlers homecoming upsets his wife and the families of his victims - especially Etta.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Comeback (s5, ep3)

Jason's scholarship at the music academy is canceled

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old Fool

"A scheming woman (Else Hedgepath), who is after the money and wealth of Hannibal Bass, makes a play for Hannibal, but runs into some serious, SERIOUS trouble though when she tangles with *MRS* Bass!"

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Brother Love

"Gus Blake is killed when Jonas’s store is robbed by one of the Cumber’s brothers. Matt has to figure out which brother it was Nate or Frank."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Deserter

"Sgt. Samuel Bellis, accused of desertion, murder, and selling guns to the Indians. Bellis insists that he's innocent, and Candy believes him-but before he can clear Bellis' name, he must elude the Army patrol that is hot on the fugitive sergeant's heels. In a further plot complication, Bellis is married to an Indian woman named Nanata (Evelyn Davalos), whose own loyalties are greatly in doubt."

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Mind Reader (s1, ep40)

When a wealthy rancher is killed, Mark suggests that they seek the aid of a mind reader to identify the murderer.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Patsy (s2, ep1)

A group of outlaws devise a plan to get rid of Lucas so they can take over the town of North Fork.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jess Macabbee Story (s3, ep9)

Flint, scouting ahead of the wagon train, is in search of fresh meat. With prospects none too good he comes upon a hidden paradise, green and lush and offering far more than he expected.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Surprise (s4, ep6)

A woman is thrown from a motorcycle into a cactus patch. A surprise birthday party is planned for Dixie, who breaks her ankle while shopping, and the ER falls apart without her. Gage and DeSoto rescue two workers trapped on the side of a building next to a 1,000-pound sign. A man is trapped in his new sauna. When an old woman refuses to leave her apartment during a gas leak, the building explodes with John inside.

It's a race against the clock in this real time episode.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Life Time (s8, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. B.J.'s harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Uncle Abdul (s8, ep12)

Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Captain's Outrageous (s8, ep13)

A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be denied.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Stars And Stripes (s8, ep14)

Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit from Scully.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Brewster's Baby (s4, ep22)

After Drysdale stops the clan from going back home to deliver a baby, the Clampetts try to help the Brewsters with their baby, while Jethro unsuccessfully tries to open his own version of the Kitty Kat Club. Of course, the Brewsters don't need the help because they are adopting, though after hearing the explanation given, the Clampetts believe they really need help and advice.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Bensonhurst Bomber (s4, ep37)

Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a big guy at the gym. He arranges it so that he can pretend to knock out a bigger man and make the other one scared. Instead he knocks out a stranger, regaining his confidence to go ahead with the fight.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Lebeau And The Little Old Lady (s3, ep25)

LeBeau tells the others he is taking messages to a little old lady, when really she is a beautiful lady he has fallen for.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Escape From Prison Camp Without Really Trying (s3, ep26)

Hogan hides 30 prisoners in order to keep the SS busy while the Allies build reinforcements.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Chaser (s1, ep31)

A man, desperate to win the affection of a beautiful woman, slips her a love potion.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Stand-in Sister (s6, ep8)

Two brothers, one a businessman, one a mobster, at separate times have claimed the same young girl as their daughter. Trouble follows when it is revealed that $100,000 due to the girl via a trust fund has been mishandled.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Trial Board (s2, ep14)

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Man Greatly Beloved (s2, ep33)

A newcomer refuses to allow his garden to be used for a church activity.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Martha Mason, Movie Star (s2, ep34)

After years of being teased by her husband, a woman discovers that she looks very similar to movie star and decided to get payback.

2:05am

Mannix

Bang, Bang, You're Dead (s4, ep16)

The story of a murder plot from a young girl seems to be the truth when she becomes the victim of a hit-and-run attempt.

3:05am

Cannon

Hard Rock Roller Coaster

"A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Inside Man, The (s5, ep23)

An aspiring robber is declared a hero for facing his double-crossing partner.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Bullet (s1, ep17)

A dead man has been found in a locked room, along with a gun that could not have been the murder weapon.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Grenade (s2, ep1)

A surly teenager throws acid on the back of another student and later crashes a party armed with a live hand grenade.

6:00am

Adam-12

Sub-station (s4, ep20)

On temporary assignment at LAX, Reed and Malloy have to save a stewardess who is taken hostage inside a lounge by a man desperately trying to get the attention of a television producer. Afterward, they go undercover as rental car employees to intercept a large narcotics delivery from Toledo, and then try to identify and apprehend a rape suspect before he's able to escape on a flight.

6:30am

Adam-12

Back-up One L-20 (s4, ep21)

While transporting a burglar to the station with Malloy's assistance, Sgt. MacDonald strikes and kills a jaywalker with his cruiser, but unfortunately all of the witnesses on the sidewalk inexplicably claim she was in the crosswalk. With the burglar unmotivated to testify on MacDonald's behalf, Malloy has to take it upon himself to clear his boss.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

To Be A Kid Again

"Bill spends the day like a kid!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Tooth (s2, ep21)

Beaver learns he has to go to the dentist and that's when his friends tell him some horror stories about the drill the dentist is going to use. This prompts Beaver to become downright scared of going to the dentist.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Gets Adopted (s2, ep22)

Wally wins a trophy at school and Beaver accidentally breaks it. This leads Ward to accuse Beaver of being jealous of Wally and that he broke it on purpose. Upset, Beaver decides to get new parents and heads to an adoption agency.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golden Girls (s9, ep14)

A club owner is found dead, his partner charged. The men's animosity towards each other makes the case appear to be an open-and-shut ordeal, but Mason is not so sure.

10:00am

Matlock

Gigolo (s2, ep)

Matlock agrees to defend dance instructor Scott Lazar after he is charged with the murder of his married lover. It would be a lot easier to prove Scott's innocence if there wasn't another woman in the wings also claiming to be his lover.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Legacy (s6, ep19)

A son (Edward Albert) is opposed to his father's plan to give land to slave descendants.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Baptism (s5, ep4)

A famous evangelist visits Walton's Mountain to preach and baptize converts

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Bad Sheriff

"Ed Gance shoots his partner thinking he’s trying to back shoot him. James Hark and Bill Turloe catch Gance and pretend to bring him in for the reward. Matt and Chester meet them on the prairie and tell them they’ll all ride back to Dodge together."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Unloaded Gun

"When 2 outlaws shoot and kill a storekeeper and his young employee, Matt sets out on to the prairie to find the killers. When one of the killers (Red Lime) dies from a gunshot wound from Marshall Dillon's gun, the other outlaw (Joe Lime) vows revenge on Matt Dillon for killing his brother."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Emily (s10, ep25)

Joe is caught in a love triangle when he meets up with an old girlfriend, Emily, a woman he had planned to marry.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Bloodlines (s2, ep2)

After Lucas kills a mountain man in a barroom brawl, his father arrives in North Fork determined to take revenge on Lucas and Marshal Torrance.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Blowout (s2, ep3)

Newly arrived gunslinger Al Walker throws a mammoth party at the saloon, keeping acting Marshal Ben Waller busy until Lucas is forced to intervene.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Danny Benedict Story (s3, ep10)

He says his name is Tom Smith, but a young man Major Adams meets on the trail refuses to join the wagon train and won't say why.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Daisy's Pick (s4, ep7)

Johnny competes for a date with a new nurse. The paramedics rescue an engineer frozen to refrigeration equipment, a man whose hands are glued to his model ship, a comatose child and an injured man trapped in a theater fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Yessir, That's Our Baby (s8, ep15)

A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant.

Shelley Long guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bottle Fatigue (s8, ep16)

Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworthy of the Winchester heritage.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Heal Thyself (s8, ep17)

Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into the 4077th and seems to be a gem in terms of both personality and ability.

7:10pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s8, ep17)

7:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s8, ep18)

8:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep21)

8:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep22)

9:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep23)

9:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep38)

10:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s3, ep27)

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Ultimate Weapon (s3, ep28)

Hogan plans to send German defenses to the wrong target by "giving" Schultz ESP so that the Allies can bomb an important target.

Jack Klugman guest stars!

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A Passage For Trumpet (s1, ep32)

Convinced he'll never amount to anything, a trumpet player attempts suicide and then finds himself in a world where no one can hear or see him.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Weary Watchdog (s6, ep9)

Della asks Mason for $25,000 to help her friend, Janet Brent, who is being blackmailed by an employee of her husband, who has staged compromising photos of her in a motel.

It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

West Warlock Time Capsule (s2, ep35)

A taxidermist uses his art to dispose of his brother.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Father And Son (s2, ep36)

Sam needs the money his father will not give him so his girlfriend can marry him.

2:05am

Mannix

Deja Vu (s4, ep14)

A prediction from a fortune teller hits too close to home as it reveals how Mannix will die.

3:05am

Cannon

The Dead Samaritan (s2, ep15)

Mrs. Manning, a former policewoman, hires Cannon when her husband becomes the victim of blackmailers. The man is an electrician specialized in wiretapping. Three criminals find that the electrician has recorded one of his conversations.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Run Away To Terror (s5, ep24)

A runaway thinks she committed a murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Shooting Board (s2, ep2)

Friday lands in hot water after a thief he attempted to apprehend, and in the process shot at, turns up dead and SID can't find evidence that the man fired at Friday.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Badge Racket (s2, ep3)

Three con artists have been swindling businessmen from out of town by posing as a prostitute and two policemen. The detectives set a trap as Gannon pretends to be a manufacturer from Lincoln, Nebraska.

Dick Clark guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Who Won? (s4, ep22)

Malloy and reed try to curb a chronic street racing problem by befriending the club leaders and working with a racing promoter to open a legitimate drag strip. Their efforts, along with a highly anticipated race between reed and officer wells, are put in

6:30am

Adam-12

Eyewitness (s4, ep23)

Malloy and Reed search for a six-year-old boy who was apparently abducted while walking home from school, and later fear that an elderly witness's wildly inaccurate account may actually pertain to a different crime. They also respond to a barking dog complaint and become suspicious of the dog's owner, mediate a domestic dispute caused by a husband's obsession with watching football, respond to a very creative college prank and pursue armed robbery suspects through a crowded train depot with the aid of a police helicopter.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

1954 Was Red Hot!

"Bill dials the clock back to '54, when rock was rollin' and Atomic Fireballs were the hot new thing."

Beaver gets spooked by a local haunted house!

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Haunted House (s2, ep23)

Beaver and Larry become convinced that the Cooper house is haunted by a witch and Beaver and Larry are scared to death. So when June gets Beaver a job walking Mrs. Cooper's dog, Beaver's fear gets the best of him.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Bus Ride (s2, ep24)

June and Ward allow Wally to escort Beaver on a bus headed to a friend's house in Crystal Falls. However, on one of the stops, Beaver inadvertently gets on the wrong bus, a bus that takes him back to Mayfield.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bogus Buccaneers (s9, ep15)

Aspiring actor Tony Polk lands a job on a popular TV program. Part of his job consists of dressing up in a buccaneer costume and delivering gifts to viewers at their homes. Another actor and Tony trade lists and before too long he's up the creek.

10:00am

Matlock

The Umpire (s2, ep)

When a baseball umpire is murdered, Matlock has a whole team of suspects. It seems that everyone had a beef with the ump.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Even Nice People: Part 1 (s6, ep20)

Corrupt developers set their sights on Lana's farm. When she refuses to sell they enlist the services of an arsonist to force her out.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Firestorm (s5, ep5)

John Boy publishes excerpts from Hitler's writing in his newspaper and the town is upset.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Tall Trapper

"Marv Rowley and his wife Tassie stop for the night and camp with a trapper named Ben. Marv comes into Dodge for a doctor saying his wife is sick but when Doc gets there he discovers she was beaten to death. Rowley accuses Ben. When Matt gets to the wagon her body is gone."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Love Thy Neighbor

"12 yr old Pete Scooper dies after tearing his leg on barbed wire and getting blood poisoning. Leroy Galloway and his son chased Pete thinking he stole a sack of potatoes. Ben Scooper and his other son Harley come gunning for the Galloways. A bloody feud ensues with no winners."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Running Man (s10, ep26)

When Candy receives an urgent letter from an old flame requesting his help in the town of Butlerville, he and Joe ride out and find that an old friend is part of the problem.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Obituary (s2, ep4)

Newspaperman Byron Claremont specializes in profiles of famous gunmen. One of his stories was responsible for an old-time marshal's death; and his next subject is Lucas.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Tension (s2, ep5)

Gavin and Ezra Martin think that Lucas killed their son, Clemmie, while taking part in a train robbery. Lucas refuses to tell them what really happened.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Vittorio Bottecelli Story (s3, ep11)

A king orders his womanizing nephew to San Francisco. He joins the wagon train but causes the Major problems as the husbands are complaining about the man's salacious ways.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Quicker Than The Eye (s4, ep8)

A pregnant woman accidentally shoots herself. Tired of Chet's antics, the station gets their revenge by playing a practical joke of their own. A construction worker caught under a boat refuses an IV, and a man in an accident communicates through the use of his thumb.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Morale Victory (s8, ep19)

Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstatic about his operation on a wounded soldier, Sheridan, which saved the boy's leg, leaving only "negligible" side effects—less use of his right hand. However, the soldier was a concert pianist before the war.

Robert Alda guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Lend A Hand (s8, ep20)

Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical advisor with whom he habitually disagrees.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Goodbye, Cruel World (s8, ep21)

Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tries to kill himself.

This visually striking episode takes us inside the heads of the 4077th.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dreams (s8, ep22)

The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Old Folks Home (s4, ep24)

It is spring cleaning time, and Granny is trying to clean the mansion from top to bottom. Jed wants to stop her from doing this and thinks the way to do so is to get Granny out of Beverly Hills. He tells the family to make Granny think she is too tired and too old to work so hard, and Jethro and Elly lay it on a bit too heavy. But it works, and Granny does stop the cleaning.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

A Man's Pride (s4, ep39)

Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Monkey Business (s3, ep29)

Hogan gets a stray chimpanzee to deliver radio parts to the underground.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Drums Along The Dusseldorf (s3, ep30)

After Hogan mines a bridge, he learns that a truck of Allied prisoners would be the first to cross it and a new plan is born which includes a flaming arrow from Sioux Indian Carter, aka Little Deer Who Goes Swift And Sure Through Forest.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Mr. Bevis (s1, ep33)

An eccentric loser gets a new life from his guardian angel, but there is a price to keeping it.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lurid Letter (s6, ep10)

A young widowed high school English teacher in a small town is accused via letter of making passes and more towards some of her male students. But a small town is a small town and it seems that all the key figures are involved.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Shipment (s2, ep16)

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley. The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Indestructible Mr. Weems (s2, ep37)

An apparently dying man is offered the first plot at a brand-new cemetery.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Little Sleep (s2, ep38)

Two brothers, one of them a murderer, share a cabin with a woman.

2:05am

Mannix

Duet For Three (s4, ep15)

Ellen Gray hires Mannix because she believes she has been stalked by a Vietnamese man ever since the death of her husband in Hong Kong.

3:05am

Cannon

Death Of A Stone Seahorse (s2, ep16)

A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Death Beat (s6, ep1)

Barnaby investigates a TV reporter who fakes stories just to get big ratings.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Bank Jobs (s2, ep4)

A nervy bank robber uses innocent women to help commit his crimes. Friday and Gannon are nearly sidetracked when one of the victims lies about her involvement and later proves to have a criminal record of her own.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Neighbor (s2, ep5)

Bill invites Joe to dinner and a football game at his home in Eagle Rock. The only problem: Gannon's neighbors keep interrupting the visit with petty and then not-so-petty problems.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Wednesday Warrior (s4, ep24)

Reed becomes preoccupied with the well being of a friend, an electrical engineer by profession, who has just qualified as a reserve police officer and has the bad luck of drawing Officer Wells as his partner. On patrol, Reed and Malloy help out a group of distrusting young adults who are planning to illegally camp in a public park after a rock concert, pull over a young couple in a stolen car and aid wells and the reservist in the foot chase of a heavily armed man who has been coercing innocent strangers into committing bank robberies.

Mickey Dolenz guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Dirt Duel (s5, ep1)

A rash of purse snatching leads Malloy and Reed to investigate a motorcycle gang. Determined to convince the gang he has not prejudged them, Malloy challenges their leader to a motocross duel at Indian Dunes.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Wild About Weather

"What's the forecast? Bill will explain with the help of an actual meterologist. "

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Gilbert (s2, ep25)

The Cleavers have new neighbors in the Gates family and Beaver befriends their son, Gilbert Gates (changed to "Bates" in later episodes). However, Ward, June and Wally quickly realize the obvious when Beaver comes home with all kinds of wild stories that Gilbert has told and that Beaver is convinced are true.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Price Of Fame (s2, ep26)

While staying after school cleaning the chalkboards, Larry convinces Beaver that Mrs. Rayburn keeps a spanking machine in her office closet. Later, a curious Beaver sneaks a peek but soon finds himself locked in the principal's office. Beaver's fame doesn't go over well with his family, but Beaver has another problem on his hands: he's just gotten his head stuck in an iron fence in the park.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Midnight Howler (s9, ep16)

A woman is accused of killing her ex-husband, shot to death during a live radio broadcast while giving an interview. His ex-wife admits to being present during the murder, but swears she did not pull the trigger.

10:00am

Matlock

The Investigation: Part 1 (s2, ep)

Sam Gerard is a well-known mobster who is about to be exposed. His estranged son, Craig, is arrested for murder but refuses to go to Sam for help. He instead goes to Matlock.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Lake Winahatchee: Part 2 (s6, ep21)

Bill discovers the motivation behind a crime syndicates attempt to muscle in on Sparta and the reason they are determined to get Lana's land.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Wedding - Part 1 (s5, ep7)

Mary Ellen is engaged to Dr David Spencer and they plan the wedding.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Bad Seed

"Trudy Trainer sneaks into Matt’s camp and tries to steal some meat. Trudy ran away from home and Matt tells her he’s bringing her back in the morning. Matt decides to bring Trudy to Dodge then the trouble begins."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Kitty Shot

"Kitty is shot by a man named Bayloe. Matt goes after Bayloe and catches him but while trying to bring him back to Dodge, they keep getting shot at."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Unwanted (s10, ep27)

Lorrie Mansfield runs away with ranch hand Rick Miller, much to the ire of her marshal father.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Eddie's Daughter (s2, ep6)

After the daughter of Lucas' friend arrives in North Fork, two strangers threaten her life.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Panic (s2, ep7)

Town character Brett Conway blackmails Lucas with the knowledge that a young couple Lucas rescued are suffering from yellow fever.

A classic Christmas episode!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The St. Nicholas Story (s3, ep12)

As Christmas Eve approaches, the wagon train encounters a happy time, the perils that go with hostile indians and a little lost boy who may have already been captured by those same hostiles.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Foreign Trade (s4, ep9)

John and Roy consider trading cars. A frat pledge chokes during initiation. Dixie takes on hospital management after budget cuts affect her nursing staff. A young patient cures Dr. Early’s hiccups. A basketball player gets stuck in his car. A vehicle teeters on the edge of a drawbridge.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

War Co-respondent (s8, ep23)

B.J. finds himself attracted to a famous war correspondent, Aggie O'Shea, who has fallen in love with him.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Back Pay (s8, ep24)

Angered by the way civilian doctors in the States are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. Meanwhile, Charles reluctantly demonstrates American medical practices to three Korean medics, and is on the receiving end of their medical expertise.

The gang is making pranks galore on April Fools Day.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

April Fools (s8, ep25)

A no-nonsense Colonel, who is notorious as a hard-nosed disciplinarian, visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranksterism. Colonel Potter tries in vain to halt the mayhem before Colonel Tucker arrives in camp.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Best Of Enemies (s9, ep1)

On his way to some R&R in Tokyo, a North Korean soldier forces Hawkeye to perform an emergency roadside operation on his buddy.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Flatt And Scruggs Return (s4, ep25)

Lester Flatt, Earl Scruggs and Gladys Flatt visit the Clampetts. Gladys is hoping for a career in singing, but all she gets is a country-cooking lesson. And Jane quits her job at the bank after Drysdale accuses her of joy riding, when in reality she was driving the Clampetts’ guests to the mansion and singing along with Flatt and Scruggs.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Tv Or Not Tv (s4, ep1)

Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Clearance Sale At The Black Market (s4, ep1)

After seeing something he shouldn't have, Schultz is ordered to the Russian front.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Klink Vs. The Gonculator (s4, ep2)

Hogan leads Klink to believe a rabbit trap is a secret electronic device in order for Klink to bring an electronics expert, who wants to defect, to camp.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The After Hours (s1, ep34)

A woman is shocked to learn that the floor of a department store on which she bought a gold thimble doesn't exist.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fickle Filly (s6, ep11)

After her father's death, a young woman finds herself penniless and alone. Then a present from her father—for which he paid $50,000—drops on her lap. However, it turns out to be worthless.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Search (s2, ep17)

When two small girls go missing, the mother is convinced that their estranged father kidnapped them. However, a preliminary investigation by Friday and Gannon determines that the man has no knowledge of his daughters' whereabouts.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Dangerous People (s2, ep39)

Two travelers carefully watch each other, thinking that the other is a psycho escaped from jail.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Glass Eye (s3, ep1)

A shocking surprise awaits a woman who is about to meet her favorite star.

2:05am

Mannix

Round Trip To Nowhere (s4, ep4)

Mannix uncovers a mysterious world that surrounded the late husband of his client, Amanda Hewitt.

3:05am

Cannon

Moving Target (s2, ep17)

A murderer believes there's no other way out than putting the blame of a crime he committed on his sister, a retarded girl.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Mercenaries, The (s6, ep2)

J.R. is asked to find a man who hasn't been heard from since he became a mercenary.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Frustration (s2, ep6)

Sgt. Carl Maxwell, a frustrated fellow detective, goes AWOL; Friday and Gannon have three days to track him down before Maxwell loses his badge for good.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Senior Citizen (s2, ep7)

A series of daring daylight house burglaries are taking place perpetrated by an octogenarian who uses the wedding and obituary notices in the paper to select his victims.

Tina Sinatra and Frank Sinatra Jr. guest star!

6:00am

Adam-12

The Late Baby (s5, ep2)

Malloy finds himself attracted to the new girl in the steno pool, and decides to ask her on a date after learning she's Officer Wells' 25-year-old niece. Out on patrol, he and Reed investigate a report of a prowler in a heavily wooded neighborhood, make a deal with a flower vendor before booking him for unpaid tickets, engage in a high-speed pursuit with a green corvette and investigate a suspicious gardener.

6:30am

Adam-12

Airdrop (s5, ep3)

While on duty in a rural area, Reed and Malloy request the assistance of the DEA to build a case against the smug pilot of a light plane whom they suspect is involved in a drug smuggling operation.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

An Amazing Hoax

"Toony tricks Bill into believing that the sky is falling."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

A Horse Named Nick (s2, ep27)

Beaver and Wally get jobs at the circus cleaning the animals and a promise to each be paid $10 dollars at the end of the week. However, the end of the week comes and there is no money in sight; instead, Beaver and Wally become the proud owners of a horse named Nicholas, which they hide in the garage.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Hero (s2, ep28)

Beaver discovers that Ward was in WWII and brags to his classmates that Ward was a war hero. As usual, his classmates don't believe him and Beaver promises to bring in some momentos to prove it. However, at home, Beaver discovers that Ward was an engineer in the war and didn't actually fight in combat, thus leaving Beaver to take drastic measures so as not to look like a fool in front of his classmates.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Vanishing Victim (s9, ep17)

When Dr. Stacey Fielding's small airplane crashes and poison is found in his body, Miriam Fielding is arrested because the last thing Fielding drank was whiskey from a flask she had given him.

10:00am

Matlock

The Investigation: Part 2 (s2, ep)

Sam Gerard is a well-known mobster who is about to be exposed. His estranged son, Craig, is arrested for murder but refuses to go to Sam for help. He instead goes to Matlock.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Correct Settling (s6, ep22)

Eugene hopes a well-known minister can save his father from Death Row. But someone runs the Reverend off the road on his way into town and the Sparta police try to protect him and track down his assailant. Meanwhile Harriet struggles with what her part in her ex-husbands appeal should be and is even more unsettled when Eugene demands that she break up with Bill.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Wedding - Part 2 (s5, ep8)

Mary Ellen is engaged to Dr David Spencer and they plan the wedding.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

About Chester

"Matt and Chester go looking for Doc who’s missing. Chester’s horse comes up lame and when he comes upon a small ranch he gets taken prisoner."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Harriet

"Harriet’s father is murdered out on the prairie and she walks 40 miles to Dodge. She lies to the Marshal about what happened out on the prairie then gets a job at the Long Branch to look for the men who murdered her dad."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Speak No Evil (s10, ep28)

When Coley Clayborn's estranged mother returns to Virginia City, he believes she has come back to claim his father's gold mine.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Ordeal (s2, ep8)

When their wagon breaks down, Mark and an injured Lucas are stranded in the desert.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Spiked Rifle (s2, ep9)

Mark is kidnapped as he and Lucas try to protect Banker Hamilton's gold.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Ruth Marshall Story (s3, ep13)

Flint goes to look for a white woman lost in a battle with the Sioux 11 years earlier. After a Sioux brave wounds Flint, he saves himself by shooting the brave. A white woman who doesn't speak and lives with four wolves finds and treats Flint.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Camera Bug (s4, ep10)

John thinks he can be a photographer and pesters Roy for candid shots. A teenager suffers smoke inhalation at an elementary school fire. A fireman thinks he's having a heart attack. A woman is bitten by a scorpion. Dixie has "one of those days" as she and Dr. Brackett deliver a baby in a restaurant on their lunch hour. The driver of a truck full of dynamite is pinned behind the wheel of his vehicle as it catches fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Letters (s9, ep2)

Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. Margaret writes about how there are some patients she will never forget, while the Colonel tells of his days as "Hoops."

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Cementing Relationships (s9, ep3)

A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Father's Day (s9, ep4)

Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the general who it belongs to is really steamed.

A classic Christmas episode!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Death Takes A Holiday (s9, ep5)

Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Folk Singers (s4, ep26)

After their careers don’t exactly work out well, Jethro, after unsuccessfully trying to launch himself into space, and Miss Jane, after quitting at the bank, decide to launch a career in folk music. But the two learn that what they actually had in mind isn't anywhere in their future and end up deciding to return to their original plans.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Funny Money (s4, ep2)

Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Catch A Papa Bear (s4, ep3)

Hogan unknowingly sends Newkirk into a Gestapo trap for Papa Bear.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan's Trucking Service... We Deliver The Factory To You (s4, ep4)

Colonel Crittendon shows up again and messes up Hogan's plans to destroy a ball bearing plant.

Jack Warden guest stars!

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Mighty Casey (s1, ep35)

With his broken-down baseball team on its last legs, the manager enlists the help of a human-looking robot with the ability to throw super-fast pitches.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Polka-dot Pony (s6, ep12)

A wealthy woman is confronted by two girls who claim to be the daughters she was forced to abandon 20 years before.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Prophet (s2, ep18)

Friday and Gannon are convinced that "Brother" William Bentley's Temple of the Expanded Mind is just a sham—a front for Bentley to sell LSD to the students of a nearby elementary school.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Mail Order Prophet (s3, ep2)

Ronald risks his future following the predictions of a fortuneteller.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Perfect Crime (s3, ep3)

A famous criminologist discovers that he has sent an innocent man to jail.

2:05am

Mannix

What Happened To Sunday? (s4, ep10)

Mannix can't recall the events of the past 24 hours—other than a haunting memory of a little girl falling from a balcony.

3:05am

Cannon

Murder For Murder (s2, ep18)

A writer was murdered. His latest book would deal with the biography of an industrialist. Cannon must protect the co-author and investigate the activities of the industrialist.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Wife Beater, The (s6, ep3)

Barnaby investigates a vicious husband who beats his wife.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

My Dog The Actor (s2, ep6)

The family has a potential star in their midst. Billy Jo's dog is named as one of five finalists in a contest to be on a television dog food commercial.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Great Buffalo Hunt (s2, ep7)

Uncle Joe schemes to scam British sportsmen by bringing a buffalo to the Shady Rest and telling them it's a hunting lodge.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Collard Greens An' Fatback (s7, ep26)

Granny is cooking collard greens and fat back for the Spring Collard Festival, just as the Drysdales are planning to sell their house to move into the house on the other side of the Clampetts. As the possible buyer, Pat Boone, is touring the house, he smells an unusual odor, which Mrs. Drysdale covers as orchid fertilizer. But Boone, who comes from Tennessee, knows it is collard greens and fat back and heads to the Clampetts.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Back To The Hills (s8, ep1)

Granny is afraid of a mountain lion she sees in her root cellar, and Elly May reveals it is hers. But after reading the paper and seeing that Elverna Bradshaw’s daughter is getting married, Granny tells Jed they need to go home and return to the Hills to get Elly married first. As Granny is planning the trip home, Jethro reveals he is going to college, as Jed is unsuccessfully trying to have breakfast.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Wood-peckin’, I Likes Babies And Infinks, Too Weak To Work

"Popeye tangles with a tough woodpecker., Popeye's pal Swee'pea causes consternation when Olive Oyl is unable to stop him from crying and she calls upon the sailor man to help., Bluto thinks he needs a complete rest; Popeye, however, soon teaches him that honest toil is best as he puts him through a workout in a rest hospital."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Just Ducky, Bear That Wasn't, Purr-chance To Dream

"When a duckling becomes separated from his mama duck, Jerry rescues the duckling from a hungry Tom., A bear settling down for a long winter hibernation ends up sleeping for a very long time and awakens to find out that mankind has progressed into the industrial age., Tom isn't sleeping well and keeps having nightmares about getting beat up by a bulldog."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

All Hams On Deck, St. Moritz Blitz, The Un-handy Man, Coo Coo Nuts, The Flying Turtle, Bungling Builder, Chilly's Hideaway, Niagara Fools

"Captain Blah kidnaps Woody so his treasure can remain hidden., Smedley has to stop Chilly from cutting ice fishing holes in a skating rink., Charlie tries to build an automatic garage door opener., Woody is stranded on an island with a hungry castaway that likes woodpeckers., A Foolish Fable Cartoon. Herman the Turtle tries everything to learn how to fly only to get killed in the processs and turned into an angel with wings., Junior and Charlie attempt to build Bessie a sewing room themselves, and it doesn't go well., Smedley tries to evict Chilly Willy from Colonel Pot's mountain home., A guide at Niagra falls tries to stop Woody from going over the falls in a barrel, only to take the trip accidentally himself five times."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Now Hare This, The Prize Pest, Strangled Eggs, Devil's Feud Cake, Chimp And Zee, Beep Prepared, Forward March Hare

"In this parody of Little Red Riding Hood and Goldilocks, Bugs faces off against a big bad wolf., Porky won a radio quiz show contest, and his prize is Daffy popping out of a cake. , Foghorn Leghorn is completely out of food. To survive the long winter, Foghorn decides to court Miss Prissy. , Yosemite Sam robs a bank and hijacks a plane. He then jumps out of the plane without a parachute and ends up in Hell. He makes a pact with the Devil to catch Bugs and the Devil sends him through time, but Sam can never seem to get him. , Chimp and Zee must avoid capture from a hunter looking for exotic animals. , Wile E. Coyote chases the Road runner in this classic., Bug gets accidentally drafted into the military. It soon becomes clear that a rabbit does not belong in a man's army considering how much of catastrophe-causer he is. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Amnesiac (s3, ep22)

A stagecoach carrying the western states' entire supply of smallpox vaccine is attacked and the drug stolen. Furman Crotty, a convicted criminal serving time in Leavenworth, is demanding his release from jail with a full pardon and a ransom for the safe return of the drug. While Jim, injured in the attack on the stage, struggles with amnesia, Artemus tries to find both his friend and the drug before a full-scale epidemic hits.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Lita Foladaire Story (s3, ep14)

Never having met Lita Foladaire, Major Adams learns a lot about her past, the town she grew up in, the people who loved her and, most importantly, what happened to her surrounded by those same people.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Iron Box (s2, ep11)

Nick and Heath are arrested by a corrupt sheriff and sent to a road-gang prison. When the warden learns that the two prisoners are of the “California Barkleys,” he plans to tempt Nick into leading a breakout so he can legally shoot the brothers outside the wire.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Potshot

"Hutch Dawkins sets off firecrackers in front of the Long Branch. Chester gets shot by a man hiding in the alley. Matt thinks its bank robbers trying to get him. Matt gets the robbers but they didn’t shoot Chester. Kitty thinks Hutch might have shot Chester."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Old Faces

"Tilda and Tom Cook come to Dodge. Ed Ivers and Varden start trouble with Tom at the Long Branch. Tom is going to face Ivers in a gunfight until Tilda tells Tom the truth about her past. Ivers eggs Tom into a fight anyway."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Fence (s10, ep29)

While Ben and Hoss visit an old friend to negotiate the purchase of a mine, former Confederate soldiers arrive wanting to exact revenge on the Cartwrights' friend for starving POWs during the Civil War.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Letter Of The Law (s2, ep10)

Lucas makes a life-or-death decision when Micah is held hostage and the kidnappers demand the release of a notorious outlaw.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Legacy (s2, ep11)

Lucas tries to do a good deed for the old town drunk but it backfires when the drunk's son believes he inherited Lucas' ranch.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident Of The Gilded Goddess (s6, ep29)

Rowdy's old acquaintance, Louise Temple, is on the run for killing a sheriff. She ran the Temple Of Gold gambling hall.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Ella West (s1, ep17)

The promoter of a wild west show asks Paladin for help taming down a very wild and famous female sharpshooter and show her how to act like a lady.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Estralita (s2, ep5)

After Randall rescues Jake Pringle from a lynch mob's rope, he learns he's not the only one with an interest in keeping the killer alive.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Punch Drunks, Disorder In The Court, Grips, Grunts And Groans, Hot Ice, Flagpole Jitters, Pain In The Pullman

"Moe is a boxing promoter looking for a good fighter. , The Stooges are witnesses at a trial where their friend, a dancer at a nightclub where they are musicians, is accused of murder. , All aboard for non-stop hilarity! The Stooges and their pet monkey join a traveling vaudville troupe, making for a very bumpy ride. , The Stooges become trainers of "Bustoff", a champion wrestler. The big boss has a lot of money bet on Bustoff and orders the boys to take good care of him. Instead they accidentally knock him out and Curly must disguises himself as Bustoff and wrestle in his place. The match doesn't go very well until Curly smells "Wild Hyacinth" perfume on a lady fan at ringside. This drives him crazy and he knocks out his opponent and half the people in the stadium. , The Stooges apply for job as 'Yard Men' at Scotland Yard, thinking they'll become detectives, but instead wind up as gardeners. When they accidentally see a memo about the theft a famous diamond, the boys decide to go after the crooks. They find the crooks, but Shemp accidentally swallows the diamond, which was hidden in a bowl of candy. The bad guys want to cut the diamond out, but the boys foil them with the help of a friendly gorilla. , The Stooges are taking care of their invalid friend Mary who is confined to wheelchair. At their jobs in a theater, where they hope to earn money for an operation for Mary, they witness a hypnotist, doing his act. The Stooges become subjects for his show and are hypnotized into walking out on a flagpole high above the ground. When they come out of their trance and realize their predicament they fall into a window and foil a robbery in progress thus earning reward money to pay for Mary's operation. [ A remake of "Hocus Pocus".] "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Invaders From Mars

"A young boy learns that space aliens are taking over the minds of earthlings."

10:30pm

Batman

The Joker's Flying Saucer (s3, ep24)

The Joker uses an alien distraction in order to build his own flying saucer. Before Batman and Robin can stop him, the Joker's bomb destroys the Batcave.

Sulu fences in this fan-favorite!

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Naked Time (s1, ep4)

A strange alien substance causes the crew to act out their deepest inhibitions, while the ship plummets out of orbit.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Lucky Cat (s3, ep3)

The anti-Superstition Society is being threatened, and Superman uses a cat to help find the culprit.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Superman Week (s3, ep4)

While plans are made to celebrate "Superman Week," Sy Horton's mob forces Jimmy to reveal the secret of Kryptonite.

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Hungry Sea (s1, ep5)

Professor Robinson discovers that the planet's orbit will bring immense heat on the spaceship. With that knowledge, the Robinsons take off in the Chariot and head south. Dr. Smith stays behind because he believed them to be lying, but soon realizes the orbit is odd.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Sky's On Fire (s2, ep18)

While the Van Allen belt burns, a fanatical unofficial kills several aboard the Seaview in an attempt to sabotage Nelson's plan to explode the burning gases from the atmosphere.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Sabotage (s1, ep24)

A new giant security chief finds himself at odds with a senator championing the Earthling'ss cause. So he decides to eliminate two birds with one stone by killing Obek and framing the Earthlings for his death.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Devil's Island (s1, ep9)

The travelers materialize in 1895 on Devil's Island, where they try to help French captain Alfred Dreyfus escape.

5:00am

The Invaders

Valley Of The Shadow (s2, ep4)

The death of an alien causes the invaders to try and cover up the evidence, even if it means killing an entire town.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Blood Brothers

"Adams recalls the tale of how he met Nakoma when he was a new "Greenhorn" to the ways of the wilderness. How Nakoma helped him learn survival and also the tribal ceremony that bonded their friendship as Blood Brothers."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Puma Pass

"A story of the community of wildlife living in a mountain valley, reigned over by a puma who lives at the head of the pass."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Fact Or Fallacy

"Marlin and Jim set out to separate fact from fallacy among many popularly held ideas about the animal kingdom."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Strange But True

"Odd creatures, strange ways and hard-to-believe wonders of the wild kingdom."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Queen Of The Everglades

"Marlin and Jim take us into one of the wildest areas of the natural wild kingdom in the U.S., the vast Everglades."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

King Of Beasts

"Comparisons and contrasts are drawn as Marlin and Jim analyze the behavior of the lion in his natural habitat in Africa and in the zoo."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Amazon Jungle (the Great)

"The great tropical rain forest, supports life at all levels. Fowler captures the largest mammal of the Amazon Jungle."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

A-camping We Will Go (s1, ep8)

Mike and Carol prepare for a family camping trip. However, the boys are not thrilled that the girls will be coming along, and the girls aren't exactly thrilled about sleeping in the wilderness.

The family takes a vacation to King's Island!

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Cincinnati Kids (s5, ep11)

Mike has to present some plans for an addition to King's Island, an amusement park in Cincinnati, so he invites the whole family along. However, a mixup occurs and Mike is left with a Yogi Bear poster while Jan is left with Mike's plans for the amusement park.

11:00am

Happy Days

Ah, Wilderness (s7, ep15)

The guys and their girls go on a camping trip for their spring vacation. Under Richie's leadership, however, everything seems to go wrong and nobody has a good time.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Not Quite South Of The Border (s5, ep14)

Laverne and Shirley arrive in New Mexico for a vacation, finding that half of their hotel room is missing and that they have to share the space with another guest.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Deep Sea Fishing (s6, ep7)

It's Lucy and Ethel vs. Ricky and Fred in a fishing contest while they're on a Florida vacation. The wager: $150 (about what Lucy and Ethel had spent in hotel boutiques), so both sides do a little cheating to ensure a victory.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Train Trip (s1, ep26)

After a week-long visit with their Aunt Martha, Wally and Beaver prepare to head home to Mayfield on a train. After talking Martha into letting them buy their own tickets, they discover they're short the money after spending it on junk food and find themselves wondering how they are going to get home.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Happy Weekend (s2, ep13)

Ward takes June and the boys away on a trip to a cabin in hopes of experiencing the "great outdoors." However, as he quickly discovers, getting away from today's modern conveniences will be more difficult then he anticipated.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Go Fishing (s2, ep22)

Drysdale and Jane try to get the Clampetts interested in deep-sea fishing, but face an obstacle: Granny. She has a fear of water and refuses to go on a boat. So, Jane comes up with the idea of letting them visit Marineland. They decide to go right away and are impressed by the giant fishing holes. And Granny sees the fish of fishes, a giant whale.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Silver Dollar City Fair (s8, ep3)

It is the first day of the Silver Dollar City Fair, and Granny is working on getting Elly May a husband before Elverna Bradshaw’s daughter gets married. The two women continue to fight and argue, challenging one another more and more. But with the excitement of the fair, Elly enters a few contests, and Granny arranges plots to brag about Elly May.

Kurt Russell guest stars as the Jungle Boy!

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy (s1, ep19)

Gilligan discovers a jungle boy living on the island.

Phil Silvers guest stars!

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

The Producer (s3, ep4)

A famous Hollywood producer crash-lands on the island. When he insults Ginger, the castaways stage a "Hamlet" musical play to restore her confidence.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Mama Goes Hawaiian: Part 1 (s4, ep)

An old Hawaiian custom rings true for Iola, Bubba and even Mama when a visit to Lover's Grotto brings them romance.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Mama Goes Hawaiian: Part 2 (s4, ep)

Mama schemes to rid herself of Billy, the man she saved from drowning, and then goes sightseeing with Iola, Bubba and their new "true" loves.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

His Girls Friday (s5, ep13)

A man offers the crew $10,000 to find him a wife; a girl must confront her former love; a man tries to dump his assistant for a blonde.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Alex Arnold- Indiana Jones

"Alex Arnold is known as “Indie” in the Indiana Jones collectors’ world. He was five years old when his parents introduced him to Indiana Jones, and he was instantly hooked; Indiana Jones was more relatable than superheroes with superpowers. He didn’t start collecting, though, until 2016, when his mother gave him a resin box that held Indiana Jones DVDs, a Blockbuster exclusive. After that, the hunt was on, and he began to collect every Indiana Jones item he could find. Today, his job as an RN can be taxing, and his R and R is turning on one of the movies. And posting Indian Jones related content on social media. His public exposure has led to everything from promoting Indiana Jones products to being invited to movie premieres. Alex will show us the treasures he has collected, and our pop culture expert Joel Magee, a.k.a “America’s Toy Scout", will put a price on the entire haul."

The 200th episode of M*A*S*H

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

A War For All Seasons (s9, ep6)

On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Your Retention Please (s9, ep7)

Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year stretch. Meanwhile, a male nurse has a gripe against the Army.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie Is Cursed (s4, ep14)

Archie spouts off his ideas about women in sports and claims that men can play any sport better than women. Hearing this, Irene challenges Archie to a pool match, where he is eager to prove his point, that is until he discovers Irene has won pool tournaments. This is when he backs off and complains of a sore back to get out of the bet, claiming Frank has put an Italian curse on him.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's Christmas Story (s4, ep15)

The Christmas season has everyone in the Christmas spirit. For a joke, Archie purchases some fake nose and mustache glasses that were on sale, but Mike also happened to go to that same store and hit that same sale. Meanwhile, Edith returns from a doctor checkup and confides in Gloria the fact that she has a lump in her breast and she fears it may be breast cancer.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Mike And Gloria Mix It Up (s4, ep16)

One evening, Edith and Archie go out for the evening to a party that Edith's Cousin Amelia is having, leaving Mike and Gloria with the house to themselves. When Gloria makes sexual advances on Mike, the two become embroiled in a huge argument, in which Mike insists that the man is supposed to make the first move.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie Feels Left Out (s4, ep17)

It's Archie's 50th birthday and Edith, Gloria and Mike are planning a surprise party for him. However, Archie finds out about the party and Edith insists that he act surprised when he walks through the door. Meanwhile, Archie isn't so happy about celebrating his birthday when Archie insists that he's 49, but Mike confirms that he indeed is 50 years old, according to his birth certificate.

10:00pm

Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics

The Bad Boys Of Rock 'n' Roll

"The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction; The Animals - "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"; James Brown - "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" "I Feel Good"; Jerry Lee Lewis - "Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On"; Bo Diddley - "Bo Diddley"; The Animals - "Bring It On Home To Me"."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Ken Berry And Jim Nabors

"Guests Ken Berry and Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 10/20/69."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Fifty Two, Forty Five Or Work (s5, ep14)

Rob recalls a hard summer when Laura was pregnant and the show was on hiatus.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Who Stole My Watch? (s5, ep15)

Rob accuses his friends of stealing his new watch.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

The Golfer (s4, ep3)

Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and, of course, the situation turns into a disaster.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Jess-belle (s4, ep7)

A woman enlists the aid of a witch to cast a spell that will make a man fall in love with her.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Heart Of Gold (s3, ep4)

An ex-con searches for a place to stay after he is released from prison.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Innocent (s5, ep3)

In the Middle East, Willy and Barney infiltrate a chemical plant to gain access to Dehominant-B, a quick-acting lethal gas. Barney is exposed to Dehominant-B and crippled; Willy escapes but Barney is captured.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Fun And Games And Party Favors

"A family drama tangles Dr. Kimble up with two young lovers and a blackmail scheme."

4:00am

Harry O

The Acolyte

"Harry Orwell follows a murder trail that leads him to a religious sect and a plot to defraud a mentally disturbed woman."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big High (s2, ep8)

An elderly businessman concerned about the welfare of his grandchild informs Friday and Gannon that his daughter and son-in-law are using marijuana regularly. The young couple make no apologies for their lifestyle, which inevitably leads to disaster.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Ad (s2, ep9)

An ex-con named Steve Deal contacts Friday and Gannon when a classified ad that he placed, offering to do "anything" for money, results in an offer to commit murder. Friday goes undercover as Deal.

6:00am

Adam-12

Lost And Found (s5, ep4)

Malloy and Reed transport an unconscious 8-year-old boy to Rampart General Hospital and help him and his parents cope with the ordeal. Afterwards, they assist a child welfare hotline operator locate a 15-year-old girl who has intentionally overdosed on pills, and then race to find the boy they brought in earlier after he escapes from the hospital.

6:30am

Adam-12

Training Wheels (s5, ep5)

After completing a hazardous driving refresher course, Sgt. MacDonald assigns Malloy and Reed to a nighttime undercover bicycle patrol to test Officer Wells' idea on how to deal with a rash of residential car break-ins. The next day, they pull over a hippie with an obnoxious passenger, and then put their refreshed driving skills to the test when called to a burglary in progress at a new car showroom.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Bingo Bill

"Tooners, join Bill and Toony for a game of B-I-N-G-O!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Says Good-bye (s2, ep29)

Ward makes an offer on a house located in a neighboring town and Beaver believes moving is going to be a sure thing. This leads him to tell all his classmates that he's moving, but when the deal falls through Beaver must tell his class that he won't be moving after all—after they've just thrown him a goodbye party and shoved a handful of presents in his face!

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Newspaper (s2, ep30)

While cleaning in the garage, Beaver and Wally come across an old typewriter. Beaver decides to fix it up and begin his own newspaper with Larry. However, someone is standing in his way, Wally, who claims the typewriter is his property.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golfer's Gambit (s9, ep18)

Washed up golfer Chick Farley has made many enemies throughout the years and it's not really a surprise when he turns up murdered. But when fellow golfer Jim Harrell is charged with the death, Mason gets a mysterious envelope containing $2,500 and a request from Harrell to defend him.

10:00am

Matlock

The Hucksters (s2, ep)

Matlock sets out to prove that one of three people murdered a scheming huckster.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Child's Play (s7, ep1)

Chief Gillespie is fired by the city council and Sparta's new police chief Hampton Forbes arrives in town. Bill's last case with Sparta P.D. is a murder investigation in which a young boy has been implicated.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Cloudburst (s5, ep9)

A mining company comes to town and wants to buy land.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Big Man

"Pat Swarmer gives Kitty a hard time at the Long Branch. Matt comes in and hits Pat and makes him leave but Swarmer says he’ll be back and get Kitty. When Pat is beaten to death Jud, who was drunk at the time, thinks he saw the Marshal do it. Matt has to prove it wasn’t him that did it."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Little Girl

"Matt & Chester come upon a burning house. A man is dead but his step daughter is alive and now orphaned."

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Ride In The Sun (s10, ep30)

When Tobias, April Horn and a former Army scout pull off a daring robbery, injuring Ben in the process, Hoss and Joe join the search posse, bent on catching the thieves.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Baby Sitter (s2, ep12)

A dance hall singer asks Lucas to care for her daughter in an effort to hide the baby from her self-righteous, bigoted father.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Coward (s2, ep13)

Lucas becomes involved in a battle between an aspiring writer and a cocky, bragging trail boss.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Colonel Harris Story (s3, ep15)

Flint goes to Fort Young to see the Harris family and Bowman Lewis, who were friends from his youth. He finds out that Mrs. Harris is dead and that her husband swears to wipe out all Indians including Lewis, who leads the Comanche and his mother, Princess.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Firehouse Four (s4, ep11)

The station enters the fireman's barber shop quartet contest. A man keeps requiring rescue while trying various ways to exercise. A woman overdoses on sleeping pills.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Tell It To The Marines (s9, ep8)

Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Taking The Fifth (s9, ep9)

Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Operation Friendship (s9, ep10)

Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

No Sweat (s9, ep11)

Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns and Klinger takes the P.A. apart—just some of the events that occur during another unendurably hot night at the 4077th.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Beautiful Maid (s4, ep27)

The Clampetts take in Ulla, a Swedish actress hoping to learn their way of life for a movie, and a girl they think is a poor sharecropper's daughter.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

A Woman's Work Is Never Done (s4, ep4)

Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

To The Gestapo With Love (s4, ep5)

The Gestapo gets three beautiful girls to pry secrets out of the guys.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Man's Best Friend Is Not His Dog (s4, ep6)

A dog buries a bone containing film from Carter's camera that has images of a new German tank.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A World Of His Own (s1, ep36)

A playwright has the ability to make his characters literally come to life.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Shoplifter's Shoe (s6, ep13)

Mason digs into a dead man's past in search of evidence to clear an accused murderer.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Amateur Cop (s2, ep19)

Citizens are full of praise for Officer Gideon C. Dengle, wanting to bestow him with awards, honors and home-baked cookies. There's only one problem: there's no such officer in the LAPD.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Silent Witness (s3, ep5)

A toddler is the only witness to the murder of his babysitter.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Reward To Finder (s3, ep6)

A very poor janitor finds a wallet containing $5,000.

2:05am

Mannix

The Judas Touch (s4, ep13)

A missing police officer leads Chief Carl Yaring in search of the cop, a former ex-con who was suspected of robbery and murder.

3:05am

Cannon

To Ride A Tiger

"Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Yesterdays Terror (s6, ep4)

A woman with a shady past plots the murder of her blackmailer.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Missing Realtor (s2, ep10)

A woman real estate agent is missing and turns up dead in a vacant home. The detectives' one suspect, the woman's ex-boyfriend, is cleared; then credit card bills for purchases made after the woman's death start appearing.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Dog (s2, ep11)

A purse-snatching dog? This is the case Friday and Gannon must solve. Making things more difficult, victims give different descriptions of the four-legged thief.

6:00am

Adam-12

Badge Heavy (s5, ep6)

Reed puts his reputation on the line when he decides to file a formal complaint against a fellow officer after witnessing him use excessive force. On patrol, he and Malloy search for suspects in two separate robberies.

6:30am

Adam-12

Harry Nobody (s5, ep7)

Malloy and Reed's investigation of a fatal shooting in a hotel room hinges on the eyewitness account of a hopeless wino named Harry who is desperate to make a name for himself. Meanwhile, they investigate a report of a peeping tom at the home of an exotic dancer.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Bayou

"Bill and Toony visit Louisiana on the next stop of Toon in With Me's "Trekkin' All 50" tour of the United States."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Sweater (s2, ep31)

Beaver sees an Eskimo sweater in a store window and becomes determined to get one. He finally convinces Ward and June to get him one, but the first day he wears it he sees Judy Hensler wearing the same sweater.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Friendship (s2, ep32)

Beaver spends the weekend at Larry's but the first night there they get into a terrible argument and Beaver goes home angry. After Ward tells Beaver a story about Damon and Pythias, Beaver and Larry swear to die for each other. Larry then promptly demands that Beaver give him his homework to prove himself.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sausalito Sunrise (s9, ep19)

An art dealer and his girlfriend are arrested for two murders related to a series of hijacks. Paul goes undercover to ferret out the hijacking ring, and Mason finds himself staring down the barrel of a gun pointed by a killer even he never considered.

10:00am

Matlock

The Lovelorn (s2, ep)

Matlock agrees to defend a man who has been accused of murdering the relationship columnist whose response ended his relationship.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Hatton's Turn: Part 1 (s7, ep2)

Hampton Forbes assumes the office of Chief of Police and Bill becomes the Sheriff of Newman county. Former Spartan Wade Hatton returns to Sparta hoping to make sense of his life and rekindle his relationship with Sarah Hallisey. Bubba and Covey take the new chief on a tour of Sparta and Bill takes Wade to visit some distant cousins. Meanwhile two young criminals involve a mentally handicapped young man in a terrible crime.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Great Motorcycle Race (s5, ep10)

Jim-Bob fixes up Ike's old motorcycle and enters a motorcycle race

The first hour-long episode of the series!

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Perce (s7, ep1)

An outlaw named Perce McCall helps Matt fend off three gunmen, much to everyone's surprise.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Another Windmill To Go (s11, ep1)

An eccentric who calls himself Don Q. Hought arrives in Virginia City and has a series of misadventures.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Surveyors (s2, ep14)

Mark runs away from home after his father questions his story about overhearing a plot to rob the bank.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Day Of The Hunter (s2, ep15)

A famous buffalo hunter tries to goad Lucas into a shooting match.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Maidie Brandt Story (s3, ep16)

Maidie Brant is found by the wagon train. Needing fresh horses after a cougar attack, she is reluctant to say why she would rather pay top dollar for the Major's horses rather than ride back into town.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Details (s4, ep12)

While responding to a call, Roy and John witness a pedestrian being struck by a car. A woman is badly burnt in a fire. John thinks about settling down. A belly dancer overdoses on diet pills. A child bites a dog and the dog bites back. At a burning building, Roy and John must jump to safety.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Depressing News (s9, ep12)

Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

No Laughing Matter (s9, ep13)

Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Oh, How We Danced (s9, ep14)

Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bottoms Up (s9, ep15)

One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro's Pad (s4, ep28)

Jethro hires himself out cleaning Mr. Drysdale’s garage, and he discovers the magazine Swinger, a magazine for international playboys. After reading the magazine, he does all he can to become an international playboy. He gets a portable playboy parlor at the city dump and heads to the Kitty Kat Club to get some girls. He has no luck, but Drysdale arranges for two Kitty Kats to show up to Jethro, one being Miss Jane.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

A Matter Of Life And Death (s4, ep5)

When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Never Play Cards With Strangers (s4, ep7)

Hogan's plan to blow up a rocket fuel factory boomerangs back at him.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Color The Luftwaffe Red (s4, ep8)

Hogan and his men volunteer to paint the headquarters of the Luftwaffe in order to steal an important map.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

King Nine Will Not Return (s2, ep1)

A WWII captain finds himself in the desert, next to his crashed plane. Where is his crew? And why are futuristic jet planes flying overhead?

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bluffing Blast (s6, ep14)

A young girl searching for the father she has never seen seeks Mason's help when she's charged with murder.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Starlet (s2, ep20)

A teenage runaway, intent on becoming a star, has instead wound up in pornographic films. Acting on behalf of the girl's aunt, Friday and Gannon try to find the young "starlet."

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Enough Rope For Two (s3, ep7)

A criminal released after 10 years in imprison plans to recover his stash.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Last Request (s3, ep8)

A longtime criminal is sentenced to death for a crime he did not commit.

2:05am

Mannix

With Intent To Kill (s4, ep21)

When attempts are made on the life of Detective Ira Deegan, who is in hot pursuit of a robber, his wife hires Mannix to keep an eye on her husband.

3:05am

Cannon

The Prisoners (s2, ep20)

Gordon Bell gets involved in a fight. When his opponent dies, Gordon is arrested and charged with murder. Cannon has to bring the truth to light . The corpulent detective soon discovers that Gordon is only a pawn in a devilish scheme.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Damocles Gun, The (s6, ep5)

The victim of a hit-and-run disappears as the sole witness calls an ambulance.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Pyramid Swindle (s2, ep12)

A female con-artist uses an evangelistic approach to lure buyers into her pyramid scheme. The Bunco division can't charge her with false advertising, so they prosecute her for operating a lottery.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Phony Police Racket (s2, ep13)

Friday and Gannon investigate a scam involving a phony LAPD newsletter, which comes with a card for subscribers entitling the bearer to preferential treatment from the police.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Surprise (s5, ep8)

It's Malloy's birthday, but he's consumed with anger over the thought his colleagues might have a plan to throw him a surprise party. On a busy patrol, he and Reed make an ironic traffic stop while responding to a burglary call at an antique store, deal with an extremely embarrassed theft victim at a lingerie store, investigate suspicious activity at a service station, use a creative approach to apprehend a serial jewelry store burglar and engage in a shootout inside the police station's parking garage.

6:30am

Adam-12

Vendetta (s5, ep9)

Malloy and Reed suspect that a well-armed immigrant tailor who claims to be defending his establishment from burglars is actually plotting a murder. In the meantime, they deal with a drunken traveling businessman who passes out in a bar girl's car.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

That's A Racket

"Bill and Toony break down racket sports!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Dance Contest (s2, ep33)

Wally gets an invitation to attend a cotillion with Mary Ellen Rogers. At first he wants to turn down the invitation, but then decides to go anyway, despite the fact that Mary Ellen has signed them up to do the cha-cha in a dance contest.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Haircomb (s2, ep34)

Wally begins combing his hair a new way, which was inspired by a fad started by Eddie that has swept his school. However, June and Ward are aghast by his hairdo and June becomes determined to get Wally to change his haircomb back to his normal style.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Scarlet Scandal (s9, ep20)

Another fishing trip goes awry for Mason when he's drawn into the murder of a woman who was killed while delivering a blackmail payment.

10:00am

Matlock

The Genius (s2, ep)

When Matlock's nephew, Irwin, is charged with murder, his investigation leads to a high-tech computer firm.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Hatton's Turn: Part 2 (s7, ep3)

Wade and Sarah try to keep young Henry from being punished for a crime he did not commit and Forbes and his officers search for the two men who are really responsible.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Pony Cart (s5, ep11)

Martha Corrine, Grandpa's sister in law, comes to the mountain to visit.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old Yellow Boots (s7, ep2)

A fortune-hunting cowboy engaged to a wealthy woman is suspected of murdering her brother, who objected to their union.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Witness (s11, ep2)

The Cartwrights protect a witness involved with a recent stagecoach robbery. However, they are unaware that she is a compulsive liar.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Mail Order Groom (s2, ep16)

When a stranger arrives to marry the town spinster, two brothers who want her land try to discourage him with threats and a beating.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

A Case Of Identity (s2, ep17)

Mark finds himself in grave danger when two unscrupulous detectives searching for a man's long-lost son claim that it is Mark.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Larry Hanify Story (s3, ep17)

On his deathbed, Joe asks Flint to look after his 17-year-old son, Larry Hanify, and get him to California. The catch is that the boy is in jail, awaiting trial for armed robbery.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Parade (s4, ep13)

Roy and John finally restore their old fire engine to ride in the California Fire Fighters Parade. A man with heart problems causes an accident for which the other driver blames herself. Dr. Early treats a patient who has a seizure in the waiting room. A man on a date passes out and has difficulty breathing. A child's medical condition causes an argument between his divorced parents.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Red/white Blues (s9, ep16)

Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bless You, Hawkeye (s9, ep17)

When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Blood Brothers (s9, ep18)

Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Foresight Saga (s9, ep19)

The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Bird Watchers (s4, ep29)

Miss Jane’s bird watcher leader, Professor Biddle, comes to town to visit. And Jed and Granny are trying to get a man for Elly. After Elly shows up with Professor Biddle, Jed decides that fixing Elly May up with Dash Riprock couldn’t hurt. Drysdale blackmails Dash with a bad TV role to get Dash to ask Elly out. He doesn’t get to the Clampett mansion in enough time, and Jed has no luck with stopping Elly, so she ends up going with Professor Biddle, Miss Jane and Jethro on their bird expedition.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Sleepwalker (s4, ep6)

Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Guess Who Came To Dinner? (s4, ep9)

Hogan learns his underground contact may be a double agent after he arranges for her to go to England.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

No Names Please (s4, ep10)

Right after Hogan helps a journalist escape from the Germans, an American paper tells of Hogan's operations at his camp.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Man In The Bottle (s2, ep2)

A discontented curio shop owner thinks he's finally found happiness when a genie grants him four wishes.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Prankish Professor (s6, ep15)

When a college professor is murdered after publishing a lurid novel featuring thinly veiled versions of his colleagues' private lives, the man's estranged wife is charged with the crime.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Clan (s2, ep21)

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Young One (s3, ep9)

A teenager’s desire to be free leads her to murder.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Diplomatic Corpse (s3, ep10)

A young couple tries to smuggle a corpse out of Mexico.

2:05am

Mannix

The Crime That Wasn't (s4, ep20)

Dennis Coverly fears he and his family are in danger when a missing corpse is linked to a crime hit set for Mannix.

3:05am

Cannon

The Seventh Grave (s2, ep21)

Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Gang War (s6, ep6)

A gang kidnaps J.R. and demands that he find out who killed the leader.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Trial Board (s2, ep14)

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Chaser (s5, ep10)

Malloy and Reed investigate an interstate bounty hunter who has an invalid gun permit and questionable tactics. Meanwhile, they deal with an elderly man who strongly dislikes hippies, and a frustrated wife who desperately wants to receive a traffic ticket.

Scatman Crothers guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Hot Spell (s5, ep11)

On an unseasonably hot day, Malloy and Reed suspect that an elusive bicyclist who overreacts to having his air pump stolen in a park is actually a drug pusher. Meanwhile, their investigation of a two-month-long yard sale leads to an armed fugitive.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

It's 64!

"Bill and Toony revisit the pop culture highlights of 1964."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Cookie Fund (s2, ep35)

Beaver and Larry have been put in charge of the class cookie fund and are taking turns guarding the money. A new kid takes advantage of them and cons Beaver and Larry out of three dollars from the fund.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Forgotten Party (s2, ep36)

An old friend of Beaver's, David Manning, invites him to a birthday party and Beaver promises to attend, but as the week passes Beaver forgets all about it. When the day arrives, June, Ward and Wally scramble to find the Beaver, who is spending the day with Larry, wandering around town.

See the only episode of Perry Mason to ever air in color!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Twice-told Twist (s9, ep21)

When a young car thief—who helped strip Mason's car down to the frame—is charged with murder, Mason decides to take the case.

10:00am

Matlock

The Magician (s2, ep)

After a night at the magic show with Julie, Matlock agrees to defend magician Daniel Fontaine when he's charged with the murder of his assistant and lover, Sandy Farrell, a woman who was as devious as she was beautiful.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Depraved Heart (s7, ep4)

The daughter of an old friend asks Bubba to arrest the man who knowingly gave her AIDS.

It's Christmas on the Walton's Mountain.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Best Christmas (s5, ep12)

Olivia wants this Christmas to be the best ever

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Miss Kitty (s7, ep3)

When Kitty takes a young boy off the stagecoach one night, Matt attempts to figure out his identity.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Silence At Stillwater (s11, ep3)

In the town of Stillwater, Candy is a victim of mistaken identity and finds himself jailed.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Visitor

"Lucas is drawn to a young widow passing through town on her way to claim an inheritance, but others who covet it are trying to kill her."

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Hero (s2, ep19)

After a young stablehand kills a notorious gunslinger, he is baffled by the hostility of the townspeople.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Clayton Tucker Story (s3, ep18)

Taking a dangerous route through the desert to join up with the wagon train, a small band of settlers takes a turn for the worse when they lose the scout leading them and then can't agree on how to proceed.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Bash (s4, ep14)

A man is trapped on a film set with a bear. When Roy and John rescue him, they are invited to a "thing" that the man is giving later that week. John talks Roy into getting overdressed for the event. Dr. Brackett treats a man suffering from trichinosis. A bomb blast injures two men. The paramedics resuscitate a musician at the party.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Life You Save (s9, ep20)

After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (part 1)

"A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! "

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (s10, ep1)

A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!

Joey Pants himself, Joey Pantoliano guest stars!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Identity Crisis (s10, ep2)

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro Gets Engaged (s4, ep30)

Jethro gets a job as Dash Riprock’s double, thinking this will make him twice the actor that Dash is. However, Jethro, now going by Beef Jerky, learns that his new job isn’t all it is cracked up to be. He gets blown up and burned. When Dash finds out what Jethro got himself into, he tries to save him.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Better Living Through Televison (s4, ep7)

Ralph and Norton go on T.V. to sell a kitchen utensil.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Bad Day In Berlin (s4, ep11)

A U.S. undercover agent helps Hogan and his men get a defecting Nazi officer out of Berlin.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Will The Blue Baron Strike Again? (s4, ep12)

Hogan gets Klink to throw a party for WW I flying ace Blue Baron in order to find his headquarters.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room (s2, ep3)

Ordered to commit a murder, a smalltime hood nervously looks in the mirror and sees the man he could have been.

Bette Davis takes over for Perry in this memorable episode!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of Constant Doyle (s6, ep16)

After the death of her husband and partner, Joe Doyle, Constant Doyle takes on a case involving a young man who knew her husband. She asks for Mason's help and he suggests she hire the Paul Drake Detective agency.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Little Victim (s2, ep22)

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Deadly (s3, ep11)

Housewives being blackmailed by a plumber exact their revenge.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Miss Paisley's Cat (s3, ep12)

A lonely woman learns to love a stray cat that wandered into her apartment.

2:05am

Mannix

A Gathering Of Ghosts (s4, ep19)

A strange college reunion for Mannix's old football squad at a ghost town ends in murder.

3:05am

Cannon

Catch Me If You Can (s2, ep22)

A young girl turns up dead at the yacht party thrown by two jet set brothers, Edgar and Norman Bruce. Her father, George Able, wants to exact revenge, but before he can even get close to the siblings he is beaten up by his henchmen. Cannon is hired by Abel's second daughter.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Daughter Of Evil (s6, ep7)

Barnaby trails a jewel thief who's using call girls to distract his victims.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Shipment (s2, ep16)

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley. The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Search (s2, ep17)

When two small girls go missing, the mother is convinced that their estranged father kidnapped them. However, a preliminary investigation by Friday and Gannon determines that the man has no knowledge of his daughters' whereabouts.

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Mayberry Schedule

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Thursday, Jul 10th

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Monday, Jul 14th

Tuesday, Jul 15th

Wednesday, Jul 16th

Thursday, Jul 17th