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A Tale Of Two Dogs (s2, ep25)

Hooterville inhabitants engage in a couple of feuds with Crabwell Corners, a neighboring town. One concerns the possession of a cannonball, while the other revolves around Betty Jo's dispute over which town has the best dog.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Women's Lib (s9, ep16)

Granny and Elly have decided to support the women’s lib movement, since Jethro treats them like servants. Each time Jed tries to make it better, Jethro ends up messing it up and upsetting the women even more. At the bank, the secretaries continue to fight for liberation, but Drysdale has decided to challenge them as well.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Palace Of Clampett San (s9, ep18)

The members of Women's Lib decide to teach Jed, Jethro and Drysdale a lesson after learning the glorious life they are leading at the Clampett mansion.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

All’s Fair At The Fair, Many Tanks, Blunder Below

"Bluto, the daring hot air balloon rider, catches the eye of Olive at a carnival, much to Popeye's chagrin., Popeye is in the Navy and Bluto is in the Army, but Bluto is confined to camp limits., Popeye must save his ship from an enemy submarine."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Landing Stripling, Out Foxed, Johann Mouse

"Jerry and a helmet wearing bird give Tom a difficult time., Droopy is a member of a hunting kennel of dogs and must catch a fox to get a steak., A narrator tells the story of a waltzing mouse who lived in the home of Johann Strauss. Academy Award for Best Short Subject"

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Woody The Giant Killer, I'm Cold, Dig That Dog, The Coo Coo Bird, Mouse Trappers, Three Ring Fling, Well Oiled

"Woody is looking for an apartment, and Buck Beaver sells him magic beans., Chilly is burning everything in his igloo to keep warm until he spies an ad for a fur factory guarded by Smedley., A man's new, little puppy grows into a giant dog with a digging problem., Woody tries unsuccessfully to get a good night's sleep., Papa Panda unsuccessfully tries to catch a mouse in the house., Windy tries to get into the circus for free., Woody siphons gas from police officer Wally Walrus' car!"

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Devil May Hare, Tweet And Lovely, Hen House Henery, Baton Bunny, Zoom And Bored, Hoppy Daze, The Fair Haired Hare

"In an effort to avoid being eaten, Bugs helps Taz find food. He feeds him an inflatable pig, a chicken made of bubblegum and then phones in a wife for Taz. , Sylvester wants to catch Tweety, but one thing stands in his way: Spike, the bulldog. , Henery Hawk sets out to catch Foghorn but he scolds Henery and tells him to start small., Bugs takes on the unexpected role of being an orchestra conductor. , The Coyote chases the Road Runner but takes a nervous leap anytime the bird sneaks up behind him and "beep-beeps." , Sylvester gets coaching for mouse catching, but it turns out he chose the wrong place to practice because it's Hippety Hopper's territory. , A fight breaks out over property when Yosemite Sam builds his house over Bug Bunny's underground house. A judge rules that they must share it until one of them shall pass on. Thus begins Sam's attempts to out the rabbit. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Fugitives (s4, ep7)

Jim is sent to arrest killer Norbert Plank, who escapes and flees to the town of Epitaph, owned by Epitaph Mines. Plank is the chief bookkeeper for the powerful syndicate that owns the mining company. Through Plank, the agents hope to get their hands on records that could build a case against the organization. Jim hides Plank in a church bell tower while Artie masquerades as lay-preacher Hallelujah Harry. Gordon hopes to get to the head of the syndicate, Diamond Dave Desmond, and walk off with the ledgers. But Diamond Dave's girlfriend, Rhoda, has the same idea and blackmail on her mind.

11:00am

Gunsmoke III: To the Last Man

"Retired marshal Matt Dillon tracks Arizona rustlers and lands in the middle of the 1880s Pleasant Valley War."

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Chato (s16, ep1)

After a friend of Matt's dies, he goes to New Mexico to find the killer.

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Time To Die (s12, ep25)

Ben helps an old friend, April Christopher, and her daughter when April is bitten by a rabid wolf while visiting the Ponderosa.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sidewinder (s5, ep16)

Gridley Mau is gunning for Lucas, who killed his father during an attempted robbery.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Sixteenth Cousin (s5, ep17)

A Japanese nobleman seeks revenge when his servant is insulted.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Damon's Road: Part 1 (s7, ep7)

A railroad builder in desperate need of workers tricks Favor's drovers into signing work contracts. To make matters even worse for Favor, he finds himself arrested for "abducting" a showgirl.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Birds Of A Feather (s1, ep26)

Paladin must contend with other gunfighters as he tries to settle a right-of-way dispute between two railroads in a Colorado town that will die if they go elsewhere.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Man On Horseback (s2, ep14)

Charley Red Cloud is blamed for the murder of Will Bascomb. Bascomb's brother, Merv, places a high bounty on Red Cloud.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Listen, Judge, Goof On The Roof, Hula-la-la

"The Stooges becomes servants for the judge that they ran away from., The Stooges are entrusted with taking care of their friend's house while he goes off to get married. At first they only wreck the place a little bit, but when they try to install a television antenna, total destruction ensues. When their friend returns with his bride, she's so shocked she walks out on him. , The boys run into trouble with the local witch doctor who wants to add their heads to his collection."

7:00pm

Svengoolie

The Bad Seed

"A mother begins to worry that her daughter's sweet exterior may be covering a deadly secret."

10:30pm

Batman

The Ring Of Wax (s1, ep23)

The Riddler smuggles a substance that can eat through anything inside a wax statue of Batman intended for display at Madame Soleil's Wax Museum.

11:00pm

Star Trek

Menagerie, The (part 2)

"Spock's court-martial continues as he attempts to justify his abduction of Pike, the theft of the Enterprise, and his heading for a planet declared forbidden by Starfleet. "

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Girl Who Hired Superman (s4, ep7)

A wealthy young lady tries to hire Superman to entertain at a party. Her guardian uses the distraction to steal counterfeit plates.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Wedding Of Superman (s4, ep8)

Lois dreams that she gets engaged to Superman.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Attack Of The Monster Plants

"Plants grow to huge proportions and can duplicate any item placed in them - but those items are made of plant material and are useless. John Robinson must use the biggest batch of plant killer he's ever mixed up to stop these things from engulfing the spaceship."

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Monster From The Inferno (s3, ep1)

A creature that is purely brains tries to take over the Seaview.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Collector's Item (s2, ep7)

A nephew schemes against his uncle, a collector, and captures Valerie. He forces her to pretend to be a toy ballerina... unaware that the display cage she's in is rigged with explosives.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

The Walls Of Jericho (s1, ep20)

Warrior-prophet Joshua sends Tony and Doug into Jericho as spies before he attacks the Biblical city.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Captive (s2, ep13)

Vincent is jailed with an alien intruder as a paranoid man decides what to do.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Beaver Dam

"A beaver colony dams up the river in Adams' valley, placing his cabin and surrounding wildlife at risk. Should Adams take Mad Jack's advice and destroy the dam and run out the beavers - or is there a more humane solution?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Swamp Water Safari

"Death stalks the Florida Everglades. Not swift death by predators but a slow, agonizing death caused by drought and floods. Marlin and Jim visit the Everglades to investigate this problem first hand."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Exploring Jaguar Country

"Marlin and Jim journey to the high country of northern Mexico to explore the hills where the jaguar roams."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

To Catch A Giraffe

"Marlin and Jim journey to Rhodesia to join in a game relocation project with the rangers of Wankie National Park … a game preserve where all kinds of wild animals make their home. Two animals are on their list: a zebra and a giraffe."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Strange Partnership

"Throughout the wild kingdom there are many examples of animal cooperation, and one of the most remarkable takes place in a picturesque little valley in southern Utah … home for families of badgers, bobcats, coyotes and golden eagles."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Tuskers Below

"Marlin and Jim journey to Kruger National Park in the Republic of South Africa to join the rangers there in an exciting wild elephant capture."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Cheetah Country

"Four fuzzy kittens tumble out of their den; they’re baby cheetahs taking those first uncertain steps into a dangerous world. The rugged bush country of Rhodesia is an excellent training ground for life in the wild kingdom."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Brace Yourself (s1, ep20)

Marcia is distraught after getting braces, and is convinced that they've made her ugly. Her brothers and sisters try their best to make Marcia feel less self-conscious, but they have little success.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Hero (s1, ep21)

While shopping at Driscoll's Toy Store, Peter looks up to see a wall about to fall on a little girl, and he saves her by pushing her out of the way. He's called a hero but he lets the newfound attention go to his head.

11:00am

Happy Days

Richie's Flip Side (s2, ep21)

When Richie becomes a disc jockey at a local radio station, his boss informs him that he has the potential to become the next Wolfman Jack. Richie begins to develop an inflated ego and neglect his friends.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Squiggy In Love (s4, ep20)

When Squiggy begins dating a beautiful woman, Laverne and Shirley know they must break the news to him that he's being used.

Bob Hope guest stars!

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy And Bob Hope (s6, ep1)

Ricky is opening a new club, and he wants Bob Hope to appear at the grand opening. Lucy fears Hope won't appear because of her widespread reputation for monkey-wrench throwing, and wants to reassure him that this time she's butting out.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Electric Trains (s5, ep17)

June runs across Beaver's old electric trains while cleaning and because he hasn't played with them in years, finds someone who will take them, with Beaver's consent. However, Beaver quickly re-discovers the fun of playing with the trains and wants to withdraw from the arrangement, even though the new owners-to-be are expecting them.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Jacket (s5, ep19)

Richard has just gotten, as Beaver describes it, a "keen" new jacket and this prompts Beaver to ask his parents for one exactly like it. June and Ward are hesitant after learning the price but decide to give in. However, when Richard loses his jacket, he coerces Beaver into a plot to trick his parents.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Great Revelation (s9, ep12)

Granny finally realizes that Mark is not half man/half frog. After learning he is all human, Granny is set on finally getting Elly May married to Mark. Elly and Mark are getting more serious, and Mark is planning to leave the Navy to spend more time with Elly and on his oceanography research. When Drysdale learns all of this, he is dead set on splitting Mark and Elly up.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Grunion Invasion (s9, ep13)

The Clampetts prepare to go fight the invading Grunion, while Drysdale works to keep the Clampetts believing Mark has turned coward. The Clampetts head to the beach and set up their headquarters. They look out on the water and see a couple of surfers and mistake them for the Grunion.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

You've Been Disconnected (s2, ep17)

A storm washes up a trans-continental telephone cable into the lagoon. The Professor manages to break into the cable and rig up a telephone so they can dial out for help.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

The Postman Cometh (s2, ep18)

The castaways hear on the radio that Mary Ann's boyfriend in Kansas is getting married.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

An Affair To Forget (s6, ep)

Mama and Naomi suspect Vint of more than a working relationship with his new beautiful, blonde trainee.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Mr. Wrong (s6, ep)

With Naomi pregnant, Iola starts to think she should be married, too. To everyone's surprise, she finds a boyfriend—but the relationship doesn't last through their first dinner with Mama!

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Good Neighbors (s5, ep8)

Stubing fears a portrait will be too revealing; a woman won't become involved with her neighbor; a new groom sees a face from his past.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Mark Van Woert- Pop Culture

"Mark Van Woert is all about nostalgia. Chances are, if something resonated with him as a child, it's in his collection. Today, Mark will show us Archie Bunker's Grandson Doll, a doll that was almost as controversial as Archie himself, the still-in-box Fembot Action figures, and even Rice Krispy Hand puppets, that were part of his own Mom's childhood. Our toy expert John Ragusa will appraise this special pop culture collection and then try making a trade with our collector. He's brought Mark an oh-so rare collectible that will surely touch his heart, but John's going to ask Mark for something that he remembers from his own childhood. Tune in to see whose heart will win out."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Major Topper (s6, ep24)

With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Commander Pierce (s7, ep1)

Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily.

8:00pm

All in the Family

The Very Moving Day (s6, ep1)

As Mike and Gloria are getting ready to move into their own home, Gloria comes home with news from the doctor that she's pregnant and announces it to an overjoyed Archie and Edith. However, she is a bit nervous about announcing her unexpected pregnancy to Mike because of his stubborn attitudes concerning overpopulation. When Mike does find out he has a mixed reaction, ultimately resulting in him storming out.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Alone At Last? (s6, ep2)

Teary farewells turn into fireworks when Mike hits Archie with five years of repressed rage, only to discover that he and Gloria can't move out for another week after Mike reveals he forgot to turn on the gas and electricity at his new home.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Archie, The Donor (s6, ep3)

Archie tries impressing his boss by making the maximum contribution to his favorite charity and unwittingly donates his body to medical science.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie, The Hero (s6, ep4)

Archie gets a rude shock when the tall,classy dame whose life he saved in a taxicab turns out to be a man.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Pat Carroll And Jack Jones

"Guests Pat Carroll and Jack Jones. Originally aired on 02/23/70."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Jane Connell And Tim Conway

"Guests Jane Connell and Tim Conway. Originally aired on 03/02/70."

Series premiere!

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Sick Boy And The Sitter (s1, ep2)

Rob is invited to a party at his boss' house, but Laura doesn't want to go when she senses their son is getting sick.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

My Blonde-haired Brunette (s1, ep3)

Worries of a dull marriage turn to worries of Rob's reaction when Mary gets a big make-over.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Pal O'mine (s4, ep8)

Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a friendship ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew. Though Ralph gets it stuck on his finger, they eventually make up after Ed survives a sewer explosion.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Passage On The Lady Anne (s4, ep17)

On a cruise they hoped would rekindle their love, a troubled young couple instead decides to divorce upon their return. The unexpected occurs, however, with the appearance of a certain nightgown.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Insomnia (s5, ep30)

A man seeks an end to the insomnia that is ruining his life.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Kitara (aka The Bigot)

"John Darcy, codename "Kitara," leads a liberation movement in the African country of Bocamo and has been inadvertently captured by the ruthless Colonel Kohler. Kohler plans to torture Kitara, who if he confesses his true identity will result in the destruction of the entire movement. Kohler is after a truck full of government gold bullion Kitara stole. Jim and Doug play agents while Barney is captured and gets the location of the bullion from Kitara and gets it to Jim. Before his capture, Barney puts a rigged bulb in Kohler's UV sterilizer and Dana gives the man a drug that causes his skin to blacken, and Kohler soon believes that he's secretly a black native."

3:00am

The Fugitive

A.p.b. (s2, ep28)

Kimble hops onto a freight train and finds himself in the company of three escaped convicts (two of whom are wounded during their escape). One of the convicts dies from his wounds while the second one, a brutal murderer named Neil Pinkerton, forces Kimble

4:00am

Harry O

Book Of Changes

"The owner of a plush gambling club is murdered and private investigator Harry Orwell is hired to find her killer."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Bullet (s1, ep17)

A dead man has been found in a locked room, along with a gun that could not have been the murder weapon.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Grenade (s2, ep1)

A surly teenager throws acid on the back of another student and later crashes a party armed with a live hand grenade.

Barry Williams guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 152 -- A Dead Cop Can't Help Anyone (s1, ep22)

Malloy tries to shield an impressionable Reed from Officer Ed Wells, a shoot-first-ask-questions-later style officer. Wells' reckless philosophy endangers his own safety when he responds to a sniper, forcing them to come to his rescue.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 12: He – He Was Trying To Kill Me

"Malloy and Reed investigate a case of child neglect."

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Mystery Quest

"Bill and Toony are on a quest to solve some of history's greatest mysteries."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Nobody Loves Me (s5, ep20)

Beaver becomes convinced that he's ugly and unwanted after constantly being reminded how cute he used to be and from being yelled at by his parents for how messy he is currently.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Fear (s5, ep21)

Wally is rounding up some guys to go to an amusement park and he's one short from getting a discount so he settles on Beaver. However, Beaver begins having second thoughts when he hears stories about one of the roller coasters.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Long-legged Models (s1, ep33)

Racketeer George Castle kills Las Vegas hotel owner Glenn Faulkner over a gambling debt and sets his sights on land inherited by Faulkner's daughter, Stephanie. When Castle turns up murdered as well, Stephanie finds herself the number one suspect.

10:00am

Matlock

The D.a. (s4, ep)

Julie becomes the target of a witness with psychological problems, leaving Matlock and Conrad to learn who is threatening her, and why.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Sister, Sister (s2, ep16)

A vivacious socialites return to Sparta delights her ailing father and childhood friend Virgil, but her sister is less than thrilled at her homecoming. After their father is poisoned the jealous siblings become suspects in his murder.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Calling (s7, ep3)

A cousin of the Baldwin sisters visits

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Doc's Reward

"Doc kills a man who shoots his horse. The man's brother comes looking for Doc because he thinks Doc killed his brother for reward money."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Doc Judge

"While Matt is away on business, Doc gets threatened by an ex-convict (Brice Harp) who claims that Doc Adams sentenced him to a long term in Prison. Doc tries to explain to the man that he was never a judge and has always been a doctor, but the man does not believe Doc."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Winter Kill (s12, ep26)

When a prized steer belonging to the Cartwrights is killed by the foreman of a neighboring ranch, the man's scheming boss plans to take unfair advantage of the mistake.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

And The Devil Makes Five (s5, ep19)

A snake crawls into Lucas' bed, and Mark must lure it away before it strikes.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

End Of The Hunt (s5, ep20)

Lucas is thrown into jail to stop him from murdering an old enemy.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Joe Muharich Story (s4, ep29)

"Polish immigrant Joe Muharich tries to befriend and hopefully straighten out Johnny Kamen, a brash young man who doesn't take well to anyone giving orders to him. Joe has lost his wife and son to thugs, and now he reacts violently to any attempt to harass or intimidate him. When Johnny accidentally shoots a woman while reacting against drunken thugs, Joe tries to defend him. But the thugs who harassed Johnny then harass Joe and start fire to his wagon, causing Joe to react by shooting the men and killing one of them."

5:00pm

Emergency!

An Ounce Of Prevention (s6, ep13)

A man with chest pains is trapped on a ferris wheel. A child ingests an illegal pesticide. While making a TV appearance to discuss fire prevention, Gage and DeSoto become stars of a real-life emergency.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Peace On Us (s7, ep2)

Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Lil (s7, ep3)

Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile, Hawkeye tries to find out what B.J.'s initials stand for. As it turns out, he was named after his parents, Bea and Jay Hunnicutt.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Our Finest Hour (part 1)

"Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. "

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Our Finest Hour (s7, ep4)

Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro's Military Career (s6, ep11)

Jethro is practicing being a Navy Frogman. Granny, who has been testing her flu serum, a.k.a. moonshine, sees Jethro and thinks there is a monster in the pool. When she tells Jed, he thinks it is a result of her moonshine. But Granny finally is shown that it isn’t a monster, but Jethro. Jed decides that Jethro needs some type of guidance, so he calls Miss Jane, who tells Drysdale.

Gavin MacLeod guest stars!

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hello, Zolle (s1, ep19)

Hogan tries to detain a German general at camp for 24 hours to allow the Allies to amass troops. Things get complicated when a Gestapo officer comes in search of the reason for Klink's perfect record.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

It Takes A Thief... Sometimes (s1, ep20)

A group of underground operatives that Hogan and his team begin working with is actually a group lead by a Gestapo captain who's set on capturing them.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Martha Raye And Mel Torme

"Guests Martha Raye and Mel Torme. Originally aired on 03/23/70."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Ugly Duckling (s7, ep30)

A prospective heiress to a toy company must soon marry if she wishes to inherit her father's business. When it surfaces that her new boyfriend is being paid to romance her by her uncle, murder is not far behind.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Piano In The House (s3, ep22)

A man discovers that the piano he bought his wife for her birthday possesses magical properties—the music it plays makes people reveal their true essence.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

I Can Take Care Of Myself (s5, ep31)

When a man and his girlfriend run afoul of a gangster, they find their lives in danger.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

One Grave Too Many (s5, ep32)

A man is ridden with guilt after he takes a wallet from a heart attack victim.

2:05am

Mannix

See No Evil (s6, ep15)

Mannix takes a case at the request of Peggy on behalf of her friend.

3:05am

Cannon

Coffin Corner (s4, ep15)

Cannon gets hired to be a bodyguard for a courier of securities.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Nightmare In Hawaii (part 1) (s8, ep2)

In Hawaii, J.R. is framed for murder and thrown in jail by a vengeful cop.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Shooting Board (s2, ep2)

Friday lands in hot water after a thief he attempted to apprehend, and in the process shot at, turns up dead and SID can't find evidence that the man fired at Friday.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Badge Racket (s2, ep3)

Three con artists have been swindling businessmen from out of town by posing as a prostitute and two policemen. The detectives set a trap as Gannon pretends to be a manufacturer from Lincoln, Nebraska.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 172 -- Boy...the Things You Do For The Job (s1, ep24)

After Malloy gives a gorgeous wealthy blonde a traffic ticket, she stalks him, affecting him and the police force. Although uninterested in her, Malloy is forced to "take one" for the job.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 92 -- Tell Him He Pushed Back A Little Too Hard (s1, ep25)

Malloy and Reed respond to repeated calls about an argument between two men and their wives over a boat they co-own. The feud escalates and ends with a fatal conclusion.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Secret Age Man

"Bill and Toony's new podcast sets out to finally uncover the truth about Mr. Quizzer's real age."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Three Boys And A Burro (s5, ep22)

Beaver, Gilbert and Richard find a burro for sale in Mayfield and they each decide to go in $10 for it. After getting their parent's permission, Richard and Gilbert fight over who gets to keep the burro, which they name Pepe. However, once they get a load of just how destructive a burro can be, they dump the problem of room and board on Beaver.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie Quits School (s5, ep23)

Eddie pompously announces that he's dropping out of school to get a high paying job at a gas station. However, all is not as it seems when Wally and Lumpy get a glance at Eddie's new free spending life.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Gilded Lily (s1, ep34)

Enid Griffin, the secretary of Stewart Brent, attempts to commit suicide after learning her boss has married. Arthur Binney attempts to blackmail Stewart Brent with facts about his new wife having been in jail for fraud. When Binny turns up dead, Brent is framed for his murder, but confesses to protect his wife.

10:00am

Matlock

The Blackmailer (s4, ep)

Cartoonist Ron Winfield has been keeping Atlanta enthralled with his recent storyline involving a Senator's affair. But just before the woman in the affair is named in print, the strips disappear.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Accused (s2, ep18)

Bubba tries to rescue a woman from a rapist, but she mistakes him for her attacker. Gillespie tangles with an ambitious district attorney who plans to use the case to further his career.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Moonshiner (s7, ep4)

Boone Walton returns after he was convicted of moon-shining andJason promises to keep watch on him

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Baker's Dozen (s13, ep15)

Three baby boys are born on a stagecoach that arrives in Dodge just after being robbed. Their mother dies and Doc fights to keep the boys together instead of going to an orphanage.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Kingdom Of Fear (s12, ep27)

The Cartwrights and Candy are captured by a man known as "The Judge," who turns them into slaves, forcing them to work in his gold mine.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Bullet (s5, ep21)

Lucas is baffled when the marshal of a neighboring town refuses to hold a gambler who just attempted murder.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Requiem At Mission Springs (s5, ep22)

When Mark is paralyzed, Lucas attempts to cure him at the mission.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Duke Shannon Story (s4, ep30)

"With his clever tall tales, old prospector Henry Shannon talks Charlie Wooster into coming with him to search for a gold mine. When Hawks finds out about this, he rides out after the two men, along with Shannon's grandson Duke. Also following the old men are three men who hope to grab the gold for themselves."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Insanity Epidemic (s6, ep14)

Captain Stanley freaks out when he learns one of his past captains is now his Battalion Chief, causing the others to worry about his increased paranoia. Two men’s carelessness starts a fire at a gas station. A new hospital administrator causes problems. A woman accidentally shoots her husband with a nail gun. Two clowns start a fight at an ice rink. A car leaves an overpass and crashes into a transfer truck filled with pesticides.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Billfold Syndrome (s7, ep5)

Charles becomes so irate when he is turned down for a future medical position at home that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry Wilson, can't remember his own identity, so Sidney Freedman is called for help.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

None Like It Hot (s7, ep6)

As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and B.J. receive their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, except for Klinger, who is trying to get his Section 8 by wearing a fur coat.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

They Call The Wind Korea (s7, ep7)

A strong windstorm affects the M*A*S*H personnel in varying ways: Hawkeye and most of the unit busy themselves securing items that could blow away; Radar prepares his animal hutch for the worst; a disgusted Charles switches his Tokyo-leave transportation from air to ground and runs into a difficult medical situation en route to Seoul.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Major Ego (s7, ep8)

Captain Tom Greenleigh of "Stars and Stripes" comes to the 4077th to write an article about Charles, which makes him act even more egotistical than usual.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Reserve Program (s6, ep12)

Jethro is getting ready to enter the reserves, and the Clampetts are giving him a party, with gifts, including lady fingers, a squirrel rifle and a Confederate uniform. Jethro heads down to the reserve where they are preparing to shoot a Civil War movie. The men there think Jethro is an actor for the movie. Jethro soon thinks that the Civil War is going to happen again and rushes home to tell Granny and Elly. Granny decides to take up the fight to make sure the South wins, again, since she is convinced they won the first time.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Great Impersonation (s1, ep21)

Hogan gets Schultz to portray Klink in order to free three of his men whom the Gestapo has captured.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Pizza Parlor (s1, ep22)

To get a Italian officer to defect, Hogan and the gang use pizza to tempt him.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Peggy Lee And Tim Conway

"Guests Peggy Lee and Tim Conway. Originally aired on 03/30/70."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Missing Button (s8, ep1)

A man's campaign to prove his estranged wife an unfit mother is interrupted when he's arrested for murder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Last Rites Of Jeff Myrtlebank (s3, ep23)

A man comes back to life at his own funeral and soon begins to act very strangely.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Party Line (s5, ep33)

A woman shares a party line with two nosy neighbors.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Cell 227 (s5, ep34)

An innocent man faces death in the gas chamber for the death of a girl.

2:05am

Mannix

Light And Shadow (s6, ep14)

Mannix gets involved in the case of a millionaire's wife accused of killing the boyfriend of her stepdaughter.

3:05am

Cannon

Perfect Fit For A Frame

"Cannon gets hired to protect a girl but when her supposed pursuer is found dead he finds himself charged with murder."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Nightmare In Hawaii (part 2) (s8, ep3)

In Hawaii, J.R. is framed for murder and thrown in jail by a vengeful cop.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Bank Jobs (s2, ep4)

A nervy bank robber uses innocent women to help commit his crimes. Friday and Gannon are nearly sidetracked when one of the victims lies about her involvement and later proves to have a criminal record of her own.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Neighbor (s2, ep5)

Bill invites Joe to dinner and a football game at his home in Eagle Rock. The only problem: Gannon's neighbors keep interrupting the visit with petty and then not-so-petty problems.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 22: So This Little Guy Goes Into This Bar, And...

"A fur burglary, a family fight and a loud party."

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 15 -- Exactly One Hundred Yards (s2, ep1)

On their day off, Malloy and Reed agree to give a talk to a group of fifth grade students, and then offer to let the kids watch them train for the California Police Olympics. But when the tires of their patrol car are slashed and a stopwatch goes missing out of reed's car, the two officers start to suspect one of the children.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Mysterious Locations

"Bill and Toony visit some of the most mysterious places on earth."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally Stays At Lumpy's (s5, ep24)

A communication gap ensues when Wally wants to spend the night at Lumpy's and Beaver wants to have Gilbert spend the night. Beaver asks June and she tells him he can sometime when Wally spends the night somewhere and Wally asks Ward, who tells him he can sometime when Beaver has someone spend the night.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Laundry (s5, ep25)

Beaver agrees to help Richard cart his family's clothes down to the laundromat; however, half way there they discover that Richard has lost the three dollars his mother gave him. This leads him to ask Beaver if he could use the Cleaver washer. They soon find themselves in another jam when the washing machine overflows after Beaver put in too much soap and starch.

Yvonne Craig guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lazy Lover (s1, ep35)

Attempting to miss hitting her stepfather's car, Patricia Faxon swerves as she enters her driveway and hits the hedges. After asking her stepfather, Bertrand Allred, to move his car, he finds Bob Fleetwood badly hurt next to the hedges.

10:00am

Matlock

The Cookie Monster (s4, ep)

When a cookie mogul is found dead after announcing plans to take over a number of baking companies, Matlock works the defense for another cookie maker suspected in the murder.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Fifteen Forever (s2, ep19)

Sparta grieves after a drunk driver causes a fatal crash with high school cheerleaders on their way home from a game. While the officers try to find other driver, Althea tries to help the victim's families deal with their loss. The accident brings back painful memories for retired officer Tom Dugan. Meanwhile, district attorney Dutton accuses the department of being inadequate.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Obsession (s7, ep5)

Mary Ellen starts taking pills to stay awake, and then to sleep.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Wishbone (s11, ep22)

Matt goes after three bandits who robbed a stagecoach and killed the driver and guard.

2:00pm

Bonanza

An Earthquake Called Callahan (s12, ep28)

Joe searches for a professional fighter who can clear the name of an incarcerated Dusty Rhoades.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Guest (s5, ep23)

New arrival Mario Arsatti becomes very friendly with Lucas, but this turns out to be merely pleasure before business: he's been hired to kill Lucas.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Old Man Running (aka The Wanted Man) (s5, ep24)

Lucas, who blames his wife's death on his father-in-law, refuses to help the old man elude gunmen.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Will Santee Story (s4, ep31)

"The Santee family---Will, his mother, and his younger sister---join the wagon train under a false surname. They have been forced out of town after town because of a terrible thing a family member did. They confide in Hale, Hawks, and Charlie, who agree to keep their secret from the others on the train. But it soon comes out anyway, and things get complicated when Will falls for a young woman from the wagon train."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Breakdown (s6, ep15)

A sporadic electrical short plagues the squad but Roy and John are convinced they can fix it. A back-to-nature couple is ordered to cut back on their shrubbery; the wife is discovered to have a variant of anthrax. The paramedics rescue a man trapped at the top of a tower.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Baby, It's Cold Outside (s7, ep9)

While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winterized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone.

See what it's like to be a patient at the 4077th.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Point Of View (s7, ep10)

In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on and treated in post-operation.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Comrade (s7, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the "life of Riley," thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make—a native remedy for a seemingly insoluble medical problem.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Out Of Gas (s7, ep12)

Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone—including a case of wine from Charles' private supply—and he and Charles take the jeep to make a trade with the black marketers for Pentothal.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The South Rises Again (s6, ep13)

Granny, Elly and Jethro are preparing to fight the Yankee soldiers in Civil War II, but Jed has no plans to join. The cast and crew of the movie are getting ready to shoot, but the actor playing Grant isn’t a sober man and missing the Confederate soldiers. On their way there, Granny, Elly and Jethro see the actors in Confederate uniforms marching to the shooting site.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The 43rd, A Moving Story (s1, ep23)

Plans to destroy an anti-aircraft battery are upset by Klink's new executive officer.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Cook A German Goose By Radar (s1, ep24)

A new prisoner in a corporal's uniform turns out to be a general with a mission for Hogan.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Nanette Fabray And Michele Lee

"Guests Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee. Originally aired on 04/13/70."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Paper Bullets (s8, ep2)

Mason is caught between rival political families when the wife of a campaigning senator is accused of murder.

'To Serve Man' can have many meanings.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

To Serve Man (s3, ep24)

The Kanamits, nine-foot-tall aliens, arrive on Earth with one lofty goal: To Serve Man.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Schartz-metterklume Method (s5, ep35)

The arrival of a governess at the Wellington household has surprising results.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Letter Of Credit (s5, ep36)

A researcher comes to a small-town bank to find out what happened at a robbery years earlier.

2:05am

Mannix

A Game Of Shadows (s6, ep9)

Mannix gets on the trail of a mysterious man who's wanted for robbery and murder.

3:05am

Cannon

Killer On The Hill (s4, ep17)

A military general hires Cannon to find the daughter he put up for adoption years ago but it appears as though someone doesn't want the girl to be found.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Desperate Pursuit, A (s8, ep4)

Betty's testimony in a trial puts herself in danger and gives her attention from an impressed reporter.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Frustration (s2, ep6)

Sgt. Carl Maxwell, a frustrated fellow detective, goes AWOL; Friday and Gannon have three days to track him down before Maxwell loses his badge for good.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Senior Citizen (s2, ep7)

A series of daring daylight house burglaries are taking place perpetrated by an octogenarian who uses the wedding and obituary notices in the paper to select his victims.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 153 -- Find Me A Needle (s2, ep2)

Malloy and Reed are on the lookout for the "Mulholland Mauler," who has raped six female hitchhikers and left them for dead. They quickly make an arrest of a likely suspect and take him to the location of an abandoned vehicle, after learning its owner never made it to her destination.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 52 -- Good Cop: Handle With Care (s2, ep3)

Malloy and Reed see a man passed out in an alley and stop to lend assistance, deliver bad news to a young wife, apprehend a mentally ill man who then becomes uncontrollably violent in their patrol car, and respond to a robbery that needlessly becomes a tragedy. All along the way the officers have their every move second guessed by a pair of young, unethical freelance journalists who are determined to document police brutality.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Mystery Flavors

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Lumpy's Car Trouble (s5, ep26)

Ward allows his car to be driven by Lumpy, who must get Eddie, Wally and Beaver to a sporting event in a neighboring town. However, on the way back, Lumpy disobeys Ward's orders and takes a shortcut home.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, The Baby-sitter

"When Wally has a previous engagement and is unable to babysit, Beaver fills in and quickly finds himself the object of a 10-year old's affection."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Prodigal Parent (s1, ep36)

When Philip Larkin, the owner of an import-export company, is murdered, his step-father, Joseph Harrison, is charged.

10:00am

Matlock

The Mother (s5, ep)

A mother confesses to a murder to protect her daughter, but Matlock soon sees through the ruse.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Lady Bug, Lady Bug (s2, ep20)

With the Chief in Quantico Bubba and Virgil try to catch a serial arsonist. Things get complicated after a man dies in one of the fires. And Councilwoman White stirs things up by appointing Tom Dugan acting chief of police in Gillespie's absence.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Portrait (s7, ep7)

Erin meets a painter who wants to paint her portrait.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Bently (s9, ep28)

Chester doubts a man's deathbed murder confession, so he sets out to find the real killer.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Grand Swing (s13, ep1)

Ben takes Jake on an extended tour of the Ponderosa to teach him a lesson after his recklessness destroys a wagon, killing a horse.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Which Way'd They Go? (s5, ep25)

The notoriously lazy Jackman brothers discover their mortgage has been foreclosed.

Series finale!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Old Tony (s5, ep26)

Mark and his girlfriend, Laurie, discover that an old hermit is very lonely.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jim Bridger Story (s4, ep32)

"An Army general announces he is taking over the wagon train and requiring all members to act as soldiers in helping him rescue a trapped cavalry garrison of 120 men who are otherwise likely to be slaughtered by hostile Utes. Flint, temporarily in charge of the wagon train, has little choice but to agree to the general's demand, as much as he hates it and his passengers want him to fight back. Particularly upsetting to Flint is learning that the man who recommended this takeover was Jim Bridger, a legendary frontiersman and scout who mostly raised Flint and whom he ..."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Family Ties (s6, ep16)

Roy's mother-in-law is scheduled for her annual visit. A car runs into the back of a truck. Drs. Brackett and Early argue over attending a convention in Acapulco. An elderly man becomes ill from drinking a quack’s remedy. When a fire breaks out in a hospital room, the occupant goes into cardiac arrest. A boy’s model rocket sparks a house fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

An Eye For A Tooth (s7, ep13)

Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire company.

Father Mulcahy writes to his sister about another Christmas at the 4077th.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Sis (s7, ep14)

Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

B.j. Papa San (s7, ep15)

B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his health.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Inga (s7, ep16)

It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro In The Reserve (s6, ep14)

Granny still believes she captured the real Ulysses S. Grant, still unsure that he is an actor in a movie. Granny also thinks that Colonel Blake is responsible for starting the second Civil War. Granny is upset at Blake, as well as Drysdale, for running away from battle. Drysdale tries to get in good with Granny by replacing Grant’s picture on the fifty-dollar bill with General Lee and tells her he captured Grant. Of course, she knows better.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Psychic Kommandant (s1, ep25)

Hogan convinces Klink he has ESP in order to get the plans to a new airplane with a silent engine.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Prince From The Phone Company (s1, ep26)

An African prince comes to Stalag 13 to negotiate with the Germans for the rights to build a submarine base in his country. Hogan replaces him with Kinchloe.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Family Sketch Show

"Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 05/04/70."

June Lockhart guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Scandalous Sculptor (s8, ep3)

Scandal rocks the art world when a model is found dead, presumably murdered by the jealous wife of a sculptor.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Fugitive (s3, ep25)

An old man possessing the power of transformation tries to help a crippled little girl.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Escape To Sonoita (s5, ep37)

Two kidnappers find a tanker in the middle of the desert and decide to make their escape in it.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Hooked (s5, ep38)

A man schemes with a young woman to get rid of his wealthy wife.

2:05am

Mannix

The Man Who Wasn’t There (s6, ep18)

An old adversary from Mannix's time serving in the Korean War, whom he thought was dead, sets out to kill him.

3:05am

Cannon

Missing At Fl307

"An ex-convict boards an airplane in Atlanta for a reunion with his daughter but when the plane lands he's nowhere to be found."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Design For Madness (s8, ep5)

Barnaby tries to help her emotionally disturbed niece when she's suspected of murdering her husband and his lawyer during memory lapses.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big High (s2, ep8)

An elderly businessman concerned about the welfare of his grandchild informs Friday and Gannon that his daughter and son-in-law are using marijuana regularly. The young couple make no apologies for their lifestyle, which inevitably leads to disaster.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Ad (s2, ep9)

An ex-con named Steve Deal contacts Friday and Gannon when a classified ad that he placed, offering to do "anything" for money, results in an offer to commit murder. Friday goes undercover as Deal.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 23: Pig Is A Three Letter Word

"The officers are subjected to verbal abuse when they arrest armed robbers."

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 83 -- A Different Thing (s2, ep5)

An older husband complains about his wife and friend's noisy karate practice. A hit and run traffic accident looks looks like a homicide. The officers use their investigative skills to locate the suspect and arrest him.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Masquerade Ball

"Bill and Toony recieve a mysterious invitation."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Younger Brother (s5, ep28)

Beaver decides to join the basketball team but finds himself trying to live up to Wally's performance. However, after not making the team, Beaver allows his family to believe that he did.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Typewriter (s5, ep29)

Seeing an ad for typewriters on sale, Beaver talks his parents into letting him get one as long as he learns how to use it. However, Beaver discovers learning to type is not as easy as it looks and soon finds himself making a deal with the shady Eddie Haskell.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Black-eyed Blonde (s1, ep37)

A visit from an attractive blonde sporting a black eye segues into a case concerning a wealthy man's long-lost grandson and murder.

10:00am

Matlock

The Madam (s5, ep)

When a blackmailing call girl is charged with murder, Matlock is hired to bring the real killer to justice.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

The Pig Woman Of Sparta (s2, ep21)

It seems that a serial killer has been burying his victims in a wooded area owned by a wealthy hermit that Virgil refers to as "Sparta's Howard Hughes". Suspicion immediately falls on an eccentric woman who lives in the woods with her pigs and chases away trespassers with a shotgun. The officers ask the landowner's disturbed son for help and Bubba is surprised to find that a woman he attended high school with is working as the man's "nurse". Also Parker and Sweet compete with one another to solve the case.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Captive (s7, ep8)

Corabeth Godsey feels trapped by her unchanging life on Walton's Mountain

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Hanging Of Newly O'brien (s19, ep11)

Newly attempts to save a hillbilly's life by using drastic measures. The family wants to hang Newly after the man dies.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Fallen Woman (s13, ep2)

After Hoss helps send a man to prison, his wife insists that Hoss should be made responsible for their son.

Series premiere!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sharpshooter (s1, ep1)

Lucas McCain and his son, Mark, arrive in North Fork, New Mexico. Looking to start a new life, they come across a ranch that is to their liking, which is for sale. Lucas enters a Turkey Shoot in hopes of winning the down payment for the ranch.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Home Ranch

"Two hired hands of a wealthy cattleman, who has been using the ranch for grazing his cattle, demand that Lucas move out. When Lucas refuses, he is beaten and dragged and then the ranch house is burned down."

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Eleanor Culhane Story (s4, ep33)

"Flint goes to visit Eleanor Culhane, an old flame of his who had been married to a notorious gunman. He finds everyone in the town she lives in shunning her, and unwilling to discuss her, because they blame her for her husband's misdeeds and the shame he caused the town. When Flint finds her they begin to rekindle their romance. But then her husband, thought dead for the last five years, shows up in town. And Flint realizes there is another side to Eleanor that he was unaware of as well."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Bottom Line (s6, ep17)

Paramedics out in the field begin to question the judgment of overcautious Dr. Morton who believes in acting strictly by the book. The firemen respond to a complaint of severe back pain. A man with phosphorous burns on his arm and a boy hit in the head with a baseball are treated at the hospital. While the firemen respond to a case of difficult breathing, the victim’s neighbor drowns in a hot tub. Vince is involved in a traffic accident and goes crazy due to a head injury, pulling his gun on Johnny.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Price (s7, ep17)

The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription into the Army.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Young And The Restless (s7, ep18)

A lecture on the latest techniques by a young surgeon from Tokyo, and a later demonstration of his surgical skill, turns Winchester into a drunk and Potter into an invalid, whilst bringing home to Hawkeye and B.J. that they are out of touch with new medical practices.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hot Lips Is Back In Town (s7, ep19)

Radar, who is smitten with the cute new nurse, Linda Nugent, relies on Hawkeye's expertise on how to cope with the situation. Hot Lips, meanwhile, celebrates her just-granted divorce by taking a step that arouses Colonel Potter's ire.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

C*a*v*e (s7, ep20)

The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to avoid US artillery fire on a Chinese target poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem of which Colonel Potter is not aware.

8:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep18)

8:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep19)

9:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s6, ep15)

9:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s2, ep15)

10:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s1, ep27)

10:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s1, ep28)

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guest Jim Nabors

"Guest Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 09/14/70."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sleepy Slayer (s8, ep4)

When a man is accused of killing his employer, who still owed him $50,000 for an accident years before, it's up to Mason to find the real killer.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Little Girl Lost (s3, ep26)

To her parents' horror, a six-year-old girl vanishes into the fourth dimension after rolling under her bed.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Mrs. Bixby And The Colonel's Coat (s6, ep1)

A woman is heartbroken when she is forced to end her affair with a colonel.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Doubtful Doctor (s6, ep2)

A man relates an unusual situation to his doctor.

2:05am

Mannix

A Matter Of Principle (s6, ep16)

Two elderly spinster sisters are determined to prosecute a traffic violator. There's only one problem: The man also is a syndicate killer.

3:05am

Cannon

The Set-up

"Cannon is a victim of mistaken identity and later almost killed."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Girl On The Road (s8, ep6)

A runaway girl discovers that the glitter of the drug world has a deadly underside.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Black Box (s2, ep26)

A U.S. government top-secret camera falls out a plane and lands in the Shady Rest. Little does anyone know, the curious device could bring them "explosive" problems.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Mayor Of Hooterville (s2, ep29)

Uncle Joe decides to run as the first mayor of Hooterville.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Lib And Let Lib (s9, ep19)

Troubles are following everyone after the women’s lib movement ended. Elly and Granny return home to the mansion, while Jethro still believes he is Japanese and the women should serve him because women should wait on man. And at the bank, the secretaries are working on better working conditions, but get bullied by Banzai, who is trying to get new girls from Japan.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly, The Working Girl (s9, ep20)

Elly gets a job as a secretary at Mr. Drysdale’s bank to ensure proper treatment of the girls working there. But Granny makes her look like a flapper and teaches her wiggle walking, eye rolling and lap setting. Drysdale throws her out, but after he realizes it is his largest depositor’s daughter, brings her back.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Plumbing Is A “pipe”, Her Honor The Mare, A Date To Skate

"Popeye visits Olive Oyl and discovers her home in turmoil because of a broken water pipe., Popeye's nephews decide to take a horse home when it's rejected by a glue factory., It's Olive's first visit to a skating rink, and Popeye accidentally crashes into the pillar to which she is clinging. Popeye manages to rescue Olive in an amusing climax."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Tot Watchers, Early Bird Dood It, Sufferin' Cats

"A babysitter more concerned with the phone leaves Tom and Jerry to watch the baby., The worm enlists a cat to get rid of the bird chasing him but the bird turns out to be too smart for the cat., Jerry is a prize to be won between Tom and an alley cat because neither feline wants to share him."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

The Dizzy Acrobat, Robinson Gruesome, Crazy Mixed Up Pup, The Reckless Driver, The Overture To William Tell, Dizzy Kitty, Who's Cookin Who?

"Woody tries to sneak into the circus., Chilly rides a melting iceberg to a south seas island, where Smedley has been stranded for 28 years., A man and his dog take on each other's attributes after an accident., Woody Woodpecker tries to renew his driver's license with a grumpy officer., Obstacles arise as Wally conducts an orchestra., Andy and his father try to groom an alley cat for a Cat Show., After failing to store food for winter, Woody attempts to turn the story of Little Red Riding Hood on its head by luring and eating a wolf. It turns out, they both want to eat each other."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

The Million Hare, Tweetie Pie, The Foghorn Leghorn, Rhapsody Rabbit, Out And Out Rout, Woolen Under Where, A Witch's Tangled Hare

"A television show is having a contest to see who can get to the television station first, Bugs or Daffy. , When Tweety is brought in from the cold, the owner warns Sylvester to leave him alone. , Henery Hawk, determined to hunt chickens, goes down to Foghorn's barnyard. Henery Hawk misinterprets the dog for a chicken and Foghorn tries to set him straight. , Bugs Bunny attempts to perform a piano solo of Liszt's "Second Hungarian Rhapsody" but is foiled by a little mouse. , Coyote tries many different ways to catch Road Runner but is never able to. , It is another day at work for Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog. , In search of poetic inspiration, William Shakespeare comes across the castle of Macbeth and finds Witch Hazel chasing Bugs Bunny therein. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Egyptian Queen (s4, ep8)

Agent Artemus Gordon and the curator of the San Francisco Museum are set upon in the Egyptian exhibit by three men wearing gas masks. When agents West and Mr. Heisel, the Egyptian government's representative, enter the room, they are also attacked. After regaining consciousness, the men discover that a priceless ruby has been stolen from the eye of the statue of Sun God, Ra. Commissioned by Miasmin, an Egyptian Princess, to recover the gem, West and Gordon trace a ransom note to a waterfront bar where Gordon poses as a sea captain. At the bar, West recognizes one of his assailants at the museum. The man identifies himself as Jason and indicates that Rosie, a beautiful young dancer at the bar, is wearing the ruby on her toe. Unfortunately, Rosie vanishes before West can make a move.

11:00am

Gunsmoke IV: The Long Ride

"Retired marshal Matt Dillon must clear his name after a lying witness makes him wanted: dead or alive."

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Crooked Mile (s10, ep2)

A girl's whip-wielding father does not approve of her romance with Quint.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Bushwhacked! (s13, ep3)

Joe is found shot in the back and delirious by a pair of cowboys roaming the prairie.

Michael Landon guest stars!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

End Of A Young Gun (s1, ep3)

Lucas is forced to give refuge to Will Fulton, a young bank robber who was injured while saving Mark's life.

Paul Fix becomes North Forks newest marshal, Micah Torrence.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Marshal (s1, ep4)

Micah Torrance, a once famous lawman, is introduced as a drunken derelict who stumbles into North Fork. Micah, nursing an arm crippled in a gunfight, is hired by Lucas to help out at the ranch. Three outlaws ride into town looking for revenge against Micah.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Damon's Road: Part 2 (s7, ep8)

After escaping from the railroad builder, Favor attempts to get his drovers back, but they are set on being railroaders. Favor must hatch a scheme to get his men back.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Teacher (s1, ep27)

Paladin defends a schoolmistress who's being theatened for teaching about war crimes that took place during the Civil War.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Chain Gang (s2, ep15)

After being arrested for a minor offense, Josh is put on the chain gang and put to work on the local mine.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Mummy's Dummies, Dopey Dicks, Don't Throw That Knife, Cuckoo On A Choo Choo, Blunder Boys, Studio Stoops

"Set in ancient Egypt, the Stooges run a used chariot lot where they unload defective chariots on unsuspecting customers. When they gyp the head of the palace guard, they're brought to the palace to be executed, but instead become royal chamberlains after curing the King's toothache. When they recover some tax money stolen by a corrupt official, the King rewards them with marriage to his daughter. After getting a look at the ugly crone, Moe and Larry select Shemp to be the groom. , It's mindless fun at its best when the Stooges meet a mad scientist in search of a human brain for his headless mechanical man. , The Stooges are hired by a movie studio as publicity men. Their first assignment is to get publicity for Dolly Devore, a pretty starlet. They fake a kidnapping, but the cops won't believe their story. Then the girl is really kidnapped and the Stooges must come to the rescue. Shemp winds up hanging out a tenth story window on an extending telephone. , The Stooges become census takers and wind up in the apartment of a lady whose husband is both jealous and a knife thrower. When the husband arrives home, the boys try to hide, but are discovered, and after dodging some knives, leave on the run. , Larry and Shemp are living in a stolen railroad car. Larry wants to marry his girlfriend, but she won't consent until Shemp marries her sister. Shemp however, is constantly drunk and in love with "Carry", an imaginary giant canary. Moe is an investigator from the railroad, sent to discover how the car was stolen from a moving train. Moe is also in love with Shemp's girl. Shemp winds up with both women, but still prefers his imaginary canary. , A parody of the television series Dragnet. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Tarantula

"This classic science fiction film featuring Academy Award winning screen legend Clint Eastwood tells the story of a scientist who, while researching the effects of a new synthetic nutrient, releases a giant spider in the American Southwest. A quintessential exercise in pulp horror, "Tarantula" is the drive-in, monster flick that still thrills and chills. "

10:30pm

Batman

Give 'em The Axe (s1, ep24)

An explosion renders Batman and Robin unconscious and believed dead by the Riddler. When the Dynamic Duo comes to, it's up to Robin to sneak into the museum and stop the plot to raid an ancient sarcophagus.

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Conscience Of The King (s1, ep13)

Kirk is one of the last survivors who can identify a mass killer lurking among a Shakespearean troupe aboard the Enterprise.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Dagger Island (s4, ep9)

Clark and Lois are umpires in a treasure hunt on Dagger Island. One of the heirs is ruthless in his quest and endangers the rest of the party.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Blackmail (s4, ep10)

Inspector Henderson pretends to take a bribe so he can catch a crime boss. Superman intervenes to clear the cop's name.

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Keeper: Part 1 (s1, ep16)

The Keeper, played by Michael Rennie, is a zookeeper of sorts. He wants to take the children and add them to his collection.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Werewolf (s3, ep2)

Volcanic radioactivity turns a scientist into a werewolf who threatens the Seaview. Meanwhile, Nelson and Crane attempt to snuff out the volcanic island.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Every Dog Needs A Boy (s2, ep8)

When Clipper is injured by a giant dog, the Earthlings must take him to a pet store owner, but his employee isn't so sympathetic.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Idol Of Death (s1, ep21)

In 1519, Tony and Doug vow to slow down Cortez's conquest of Mexico.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Believers (s2, ep14)

The aliens plot to eliminate Vincent once and for all, attacking a group of "believers".

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Home Of The Hawk

"A wagon falls on the leg of a settler,"Metcalf". He and his daughter are assisted by Adams,who lets them stay with him. She likes all the animals, mainly a hawk and the next day,despite her dad's warning,goes out exploring on her own."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Roundup On The Rupununi

"Marlin travels to Guyana to join Stan Brock in a cattle drive. Soon they are aware of a jaguar marauding the herd. There is only one thing to do if the drive is to continue … catch the jaguar."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Cougar Mountain

"High in the Rocky Mountains a puma and here three cubs end their first summer together. Soon snow falls and the animals begin their annual trek down to a lower valley."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Beneath Kilimanjaro

"Beneath Kilimanjaro lies the Amboseli Game Reserve, last refuge for the remnants of the great cattle and wild animal herds that once roamed east Africa. Marlin and Jim seek a way for coexistence of the animals in the Amboseli."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Leopards Of Sawai Madipur

"Rajastan India lies in an ancient, deserted castle. This is the story of a family of leopards who now occupy this castle."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Arctic Adventure

"A trip to the top of the world … above the Arctic Circle, north of Hudson Bay for a polar bear hunt and a walrus capture."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Lightning

"A mother cheetah leads her playful cubs over the vast Rhodesian veldt teaching them the ways of defense and hunting."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Possible Dream (s1, ep22)

Marcia's sense of security is shattered when Cindy inadvertently gives away her diary to a book collection. Marcia is especially concerned since in it, she confessed a secret desire for Desi Arnaz, Jr.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

To Move Or Not To Move (s1, ep23)

With constant complaints about the size of the house bombarding Mike and Carol, Mike puts the house up for sale and looks into buying a new one. It isn't long after that that the house appears to be haunted.

11:00am

Happy Days

Kiss Me Sickly (s2, ep22)

Fonzie asks Richie to watch after his girl, Denise, while he's out of town at a demolition derby. Denise, upon hearing what Fonzie's asked Richie to do, decides to test Richie's trustworthiness. Richie succumbs to temptation and makes out with Denise at Inspiriation Point, later finding out that she has mononucleosis.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

The Feminine Mistake (s4, ep21)

Laverne asks Shirley how to be more feminine so she can impress Joey. This leads to a froufrou Laverne acting like a Southern belle.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Ricky And Fred Are Tv Fans (s2, ep31)

With Ricky and Fred glued to a TV fight, their wives go to the local cafe, where service is so slow that Lucy makes change for herself at the cash register and the girls are arrested. They finally prove their innocence and get home to husbands who didn't know they were gone.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Merchant Marine (s5, ep30)

Ward comes down hard on Wally after he comes home two hours late, this fuels June and Ward's suspicions that Wally is contemplating joining the Merchant Marines. June had discovered some pamphlets hidden in his dresser drawer. However, little does anyone know, Wally has been getting the information for Lumpy who's seriously thinking of joining.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Brother Versus Brother (s5, ep31)

Beaver gets a new girl in his class and is instantly smitten. He begins walking her home from school but he soon realizes that the girl has an agenda on her mind. Her sole purpose is to get close to Beaver in order to get close to Wally. This leads Beaver to accuse Wally of stealing his girl.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Girls From Grun (s9, ep14)

The Clampetts finish dining with their Grunion, a surfer boy and a girl, and tell the captives they will let them go. Jethro wants to keep his captured girl, but Jed let’s the two go. At the bank, Drysdale, who tells Helen she must take the blame for his stupid mistakes, decides to get his former secretary back. Helen goes to the beach to try to get Jane back, and finds out the Clampetts still believe Grunion are people, a poor excuse, but people nonetheless.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly, The Secretary (s9, ep21)

The Clampetts receive a telegram that says Louellen Aden is coming out to California. When Jed tells Jethro about this, they figure out that she wants to marry Jethro. He gets scared and runs away. Meanwhile, Elly is learning to be a secretary, but is not very good at it. She and Miss Jane go to bring Louellen to the Clampett mansion, and the family learns that she has changed into a lovely young lady.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Seer Gilligan (s2, ep19)

Gilligan discovers an island bush that produces seeds that when eaten give a person the ability to read the minds of others.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Love Me, Love My Skipper (s2, ep20)

The Howell's plan a party.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Now Hear This (s6, ep)

When Vint installs baby-monitoring intercoms in the house, the Harpers begin eavesdropping on each other—and it isn't long before everyone is upset!

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Tri-state's Most Wanted (s6, ep)

When Mama believes she's fallen for a wanted criminal, she decides to capture him herself.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

I Don't Play Anymore (s5, ep9)

Gopher thinks he recognizes a woman; a pianist debates ending his retirement; a man tries to claim workers' compensation for insanity.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Jeremy Beaver- Hip Hop Memorabilia

"Music producer and collector, Jeremy Beaver, started the National Hip Hop Museum to share the culture and history of hip-hop with America, and now he’s sharing it with Collector’s Call, including the turntables that started it all, DJ Kool Herc’s equipment used to invent the genre in 1973, and a collection from the legendary Sugarhill Gang, introduced by member, Master Gee himself. Expert and music historian, JayQuan, attempts a trade with a record-breaking record of his own."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Rally Round The Flagg, Boys (s7, ep21)

The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than impressed.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Preventive Medicine (s7, ep22)

On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practitioner to try and get out of the Army.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Mike's Pains (s6, ep5)

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Chain Letter (s6, ep6)

Archie's refusal to particpate in a chain letter triggers a string of unlikely events.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Mike Faces Life (s6, ep7)

Mike becomes the sole support of a growing family when Gloria loses her job because of her pregnancy.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Edith Breaks Out (s6, ep8)

Archie feels abandoned after Edith begins to volunteer part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Cass Elliot And Pat Paulsen

"Guests Cass Elliot and Pat Paulsen. Originally aired on 09/21/70."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Nanette Fabray And Ken Berry

"Guests Nanette Fabray and Ken Berry. Originally aired on 10/12/70."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Sally And The Lab Technician (s1, ep4)

Laura sets Sally up with a shy cousin and a disastrous dinner date ensues.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Washington Vs. The Bunny (s1, ep5)

Rob has the worst dilemma: choose to travel on business or see his son's school play.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Brother Ralph (s4, ep9)

Ralph, after making a suggestion at work, is laid off. Alice decides to take a job as a secretary, but tells her boss that Ralph is her brother.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Bard (s4, ep18)

An untalented would-be writer's career takes off when the ghost of William Sharespeare writes his script.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Very Moral Theft (s6, ep3)

A desperate man tries to save his company from bankruptcy.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

A Ghost Story (s5, ep21)

Howard Bainbridge, a chemical warfare expert who defected to the East, was contaminated by his own experiments and then returned back to the U.S. and his family manor, where his father (a paranoid arch-conservative) had him killed and the body buried.

3:00am

The Fugitive

The Old Man Picked A Lemon (s2, ep29)

While working as a ranch hand on a California citrus farm, the owner, Leland Hagerman, suddenly dies in an accident and the man's racist and sadistic son, Blaine, arrives to stake his claim to the place and sees everyone as expendable, including Kimble wh

4:00am

Harry O

Past Imperfect

"Private investigator Harry Orwell helps a young woman save the life she has made for herself from a ruthless man out of her past."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Missing Realtor (s2, ep10)

A woman real estate agent is missing and turns up dead in a vacant home. The detectives' one suspect, the woman's ex-boyfriend, is cleared; then credit card bills for purchases made after the woman's death start appearing.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Dog (s2, ep11)

A purse-snatching dog? This is the case Friday and Gannon must solve. Making things more difficult, victims give different descriptions of the four-legged thief.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 103 -- A Sound Like Thunder (s2, ep6)

Malloy and his date join Reed and his expecting wife on a weekend trip to a ghost town, but soon they cross paths with a dangerous motorcycle gang.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 63 -- Baby (s2, ep7)

Reed's wife is in the hospital expecting their first child, and Reed soon regrets his decision to report for work as usual. Out on patrol, they encounter a drunken man directing traffic, chase down a robbery suspect, investigate the theft of money from washing machines and become involved in a minor traffic accident that results in a major delay.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Fall Equinox

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Yard Birds (s5, ep32)

Ward doesn't take any excuses when he puts his foot down and demands that Wally and Beaver clean the yard. They each reluctantly cancel their plans with Richard and Eddie and get to work but soon find themselves with distractions. This causes them to miss the deadline to call the hauler who is suppose to take all the yard waste away and this leads them to pay Eddie and Lumpy to take care of it.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Tennis, Anyone

"Wally finds himself smack dab in the middle of a lover's quarrel when a woman tries to make her estranged boyfriend jealous by continually making tennis dates with Wally. Wally finds himself in an awkward position when the boyfriend threatens him."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Terrified Typist (s1, ep38)

While a woman is searching the office of the South African Diamond Company, George Baxter enters to meet Walter Lumis and Duane Jefferson. He notices things in disarray and tries to question the woman, but she makes her escape and seeks out Mason.

10:00am

Matlock

Nowhere To Turn: Part 1 (s5, ep)

Matlock defends himself against a murder charge after a judge who issued him a contempt citation is found dead.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Missing (s2, ep22)

Gillespie is kidnapped and Virgil believes that Tom Dugan is involved.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Illusion (s7, ep9)

Verdie Foster's daughter Esther returns to the mountain. After graduating with honors from college, she cannot find a job.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Jailer (s12, ep3)

Six years after her husband's hanging, Ma Stone plots her revenge against Matt Dillon by first kidnapping Kitty to use as a lure and then jailing Matt with the intention to hang him.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Rock-a-bye Hoss (s13, ep4)

Hoss is reluctantly made to judge a contest for the most beautiful baby in Virginia City.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Brother-in-law (s1, ep5)

Mark's uncle, Johnny Gibb, a big-time rodeo rider, comes to visit. While Mark idolizes his uncle, Lucas discovers that Johnny is on the run from the law for an Express Office robbery.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Eight Hours To Die (s1, ep6)

Judge Burton seeks "justice" against the hangman who hanged his son; the judge who sentenced his son; and Lucas, the man who caught his son. When Judge Burton discovers that Lucas has a son, he decides that the best way to serve justice is an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a son for a son.

Lon Chaney Jr. guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Chalice (s4, ep34)

"An Italian immigrant couple needs help in transporting water for their grapevines to California. Unfortunately, the two men who offer the use of their wagon plan to steal the treasure they've heard the immigrants are carrying in return for their services."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Firehouse Quintet (s6, ep18)

The Station 51 basketball team qualifies for the semi-finals. The paramedics rescue victims at a gas explosion. While at basketball practice, the firemen treat an injured gymnast. The night before the big game the firemen get very little sleep: they respond to a number of emergencies, including a workman trapped at a studio.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Night At Rosie's (s7, ep23)

A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester and a gambling scheme.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Ain't Love Grand (s7, ep24)

The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a US nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of a Korean girl, called Sooni, who he meets at Rosie's Bar.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Party (s7, ep25)

Talk of a post-war reunion gives B.J. an idea—planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinger fears that the party will blow his cover, as his mother doesn't know he's stationed in Korea.

Ed Begley Jr. guest stars!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Too Many Cooks (s8, ep1)

A clumsy foot soldier, "Look Out Below" Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high spirits enveloping the hospital.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Corn Pone Picassos (s6, ep16)

After Mrs. Drysdale buys a statue named "Ecstasy," which is nothing but a huge pile of metal scraps, the Clampetts decide to get involved in art to help their neighbor in the contest she is entering. Jed and Jethro buy an authentic Rembrandt, a Sam Rembrandt, and Granny uses her artist cousin as influence to paint Mrs. Drysdale a for-sure winner, thinking the statue she bought has no chance.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Assassin (s1, ep29)

Crittendon interferes as Hogan tries to help a defecting scientist, whom they were ordered to kill.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Cupid Comes To Stalag 13 (s1, ep30)

Hogan helps Klink fall in love with General Burkhalter's sister to get his mind off not being promoted.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Pat Carroll And Art Carney

"Guests Pat Carroll and Art Carney. Originally aired on 01/04/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Betrayed Bride (s8, ep5)

A recently widowed women becomes tangled in a web of suspicion when she hastily remarries a fortune-hunting Frenchman. When the Frenchman's ex-wife comes looking for him, he turns up shot dead in a swimming pool.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Person Or Persons Unknown (s3, ep27)

A man wakes up one morning to discover that no one knows who he is.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Contest For Aaron Gold (s6, ep4)

A young man devotes his entire stay at a summer camp to modeling a one-armed clay knight.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Five-forty-eight (s6, ep5)

A philandering senior manager finds himself being stalked by a previous secretary.

2:05am

Mannix

Out Of The Night (s6, ep17)

In order to help break up a narcotics ring, Peggy is recruited to pose as a prostitute.

3:05am

Cannon

The Investigator

"Cannon is called in to investigate police corruption by the mayor of a Midwestern town."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Indoctrination Of Evil (s8, ep7)

While on the search for a missing girl, Betty uncovers a center for white slavers.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Pyramid Swindle (s2, ep12)

A female con-artist uses an evangelistic approach to lure buyers into her pyramid scheme. The Bunco division can't charge her with false advertising, so they prosecute her for operating a lottery.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Phony Police Racket (s2, ep13)

Friday and Gannon investigate a scam involving a phony LAPD newsletter, which comes with a card for subscribers entitling the bearer to preferential treatment from the police.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 93 -- Once A Junkie (s2, ep8)

A former convict and informant who Malloy helped give a second chance is accused of assaulting a priest, dealing drugs and stealing a gun after being fired from his dish-washing job at Duke's Longhorn Café. Malloy and Reed set out to determine if his story, which is full of suspicious coincidences, is actually true.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 123 -- Courtroom (s2, ep9)

Reed feels a strong sense of accomplishment when he stumbles upon a large stash of narcotics as he secures a residence after executing a traffic warrant with Malloy and Officer Ed Wells. He's in for a rude awakening at the trial, however, when he's cross examined by the defense attorney.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Don't Believe Your Brain!

"Prepare to have your mind blown, as Bill reveals common shared false memories involving cartoons."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

One Of The Boys (s5, ep34)

Eddie and Wally finally get a chance to join the most exclusive social club in school, the Barons. However, after hanging out with the Barons on a Friday night, Eddie and Wally realize they don't want to be in this club because the guys really aren't who everybody thinks they are.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Sweatshirt Monsters (s5, ep35)

Beaver, Richard, Whitey and Alan each buy sweatshirts that have monster faces on the front of them. They like them so much they each decide to wear them to school the next day. However, each one finds that their parents forbid them from wearing such hideous sweatshirts to school. However, Beaver manages to sneak out of the house with his on.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Rolling Bones (s1, ep39)

When Daniel Reed finds himself being blackmailed by an old business partner from his time in Alaska, Mason must first save him from the insane asylum and then the gas chamber.

10:00am

Matlock

Nowhere To Turn: Part 2 (s5, ep)

Matlock defends himself against a murder charge after a judge who issued him a contempt citation is found dead.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Anniversary (s3, ep6)

After being released by his captors, the chief discovers that his abduction is part of a plot to assassinate a visiting civil rights leader.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Beau (s7, ep10)

A former boyfriend of Grandma's comes to visit

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Charlie Noon (s15, ep7)

Matt, his hardened prisoner Charlie Noon, an indian woman and her white stepson are tracked by the Comanches as they try to cross the desert. The indians are going to kill all of them unless Matt hands over the woman.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Prisoners (s13, ep5)

While helping to escort an old outlaw to jail, things take a turn for the worse when the prisoner murders the lawman and puts a bullet in Joe.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Duel Of Honor (s1, ep7)

When an Italian count arrives in North Fork, his strange attire attracts the attention of Groder, a town bully. Groder, trying to have fun with this stranger, destroys some of the count's currency, mocks him and tries to humiliate him. Eventually the count challenges Groder to a duel.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Safe Guard (s1, ep8)

Floyd Doniger comes to North Fork, looking to start a new life. He's got a steady job as the guard at the new bank and he's entertaining ideas of settling down on a spread of his own.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Janet Hale Story (s4, ep35)

"After losing one of her children in an accident, a woman is bitter with the wagon train and plans to turn back east, while her husband wishes to continue west. Hale, trying to persuade her to continue on, tells her the story of his own trip west with his family and the ensuing tragedy."

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Boat (s6, ep19)

Charlie, the station mechanic, stores the boat he wants to sell at the station house, where the firemen decide that they want to chip in and buy it. The paramedics rescue two boaters from Catalina Island. A bookie has a heart attack. An explosion in a lab starts a fire at the hospital.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Are You Now, Margaret? (s8, ep2)

A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper—too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo, so the gang set out to help Margaret.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Guerilla My Dreams (s8, ep3)

The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Good-bye Radar: Part 1 (s8, ep4)

On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backup has been stolen.

The final appearance of Radar O'Reilly!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Good-bye Radar: Part 2 (s8, ep5)

As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Play Cupid (s6, ep17)

Granny is hoping that Elly May and Dash Riprock will settle down and get married, since the two have been out on a lot of dates. Dash is hoping to get a more serious relationship with Elly as well, but her family keeps getting in the way. But Elly is not looking for a future with the Hollywood movie star; she’d rather have a farmer.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Flame Grows Higher (s1, ep31)

When a POW is caught at the processing location after Stalag 13, Hogan suspects there is a traitor in the underground. Newkirk and LeBeau help him find out who it is.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Request Permission To Escape (s1, ep32)

After receiving a "Dear John" letter, Carter asks Hogan if he can escape and get back to his girlfriend.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Nanette Fabray And Steve Lawrence

"Guests Nanette Fabray and Steve Lawrence. Originally aired on 09/28/70."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Nautical Knot (s8, ep6)

Mason is summoned when Harvey Scott's efforts to retain temporary control of the family mining company lead to murder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Little People (s3, ep28)

An astronaut declares himself a god when his ship lands on a planet populated by people smaller than ants.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Pen Pal (s6, ep6)

With the law one step ahead of him, runaway prisoner Rod Collins searches for the pen pal he plans to wed.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

O, Youth And Beauty! (s6, ep7)

Cash Bentley frantically clings to his youth, even if it means proving he can do exhausting corporal calisthenics.

2:05am

Mannix

Carol Lockwood, Past Tense (s6, ep21)

Mannix seeks to prove that the death of one of his former gal-pals was not an accident.

3:05am

Cannon

Lady On The Run

"After witnessing a murder, a woman flees to a sanitarium where she was once a patient. It's up to Cannon to find her and keep her safe."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Homecoming For A Dead Man (s8, ep8)

Barnaby finds a man who vanished ten years ago - along with a fortune in stolen gold.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Trial Board (s2, ep14)

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 143 -- Cave (s2, ep10)

Malloy and Reed begin their shift responding to a disgruntled tenant who is holding his landlord at knife point. Later, they investigate a rash of property theft from multiple homes in a quiet neighborhood, stake out an apparent bag of laundry left on the side of the road and search for a runaway boy who gets himself into a life-threatening situation.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 142 -- As High As You Are (s2, ep11)

As Malloy and Reed's patrol begins, an uneventful traffic stop becomes more interesting when something catches Malloy's eye. Later, they discover an unusual situation responding to a break-in at a hospital supply warehouse, which becomes even more odd when the warehouse owner and a group of revenge-seeking thugs show up at the scene. The shift ends in a fitting way when they are called to an apartment where a baby has been left unattended with a pet lion.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Horsin' Around

"Stick around! Because Bill has joined the latest craze, hobby horses."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

A Night In The Woods (s5, ep36)

Beaver and his friends are all psyched to go on a camping trip with Gilbert's father as an escort. However, when Gilbert's father suddenly has to work, Wally agrees to take them. Meanwhile, Eddie and Lumpy decide to secretly tag along and scare the boys with animal noises.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Long Distance Call (s5, ep37)

Beaver and his friends decide to make a call to California to talk to Don Drysdale and they agree to chip in on the cost of the call, assuming that it's only going to be a couple dollars. However, when they're put on hold, the cost quickly jumps up to $9.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Corresponding Corpse (s2, ep1)

Mason receives a telephone call from George Beaumont, a man who supposedly died in a plane crash nearly three years earlier. In reality, Beaumont missed the plane and after hearing about the accident decided to disappear.

10:00am

Matlock

The Personal Trainer (s5, ep)

When personal trainer Harry Slade is murdered, Matlock agrees to defend his roofer, George Wilton, in a complicated case involving quite a few sexual indiscretions.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Rape (s3, ep1)

Virgil struggles to help Althea after she is raped by a fellow teacher. Darnell does not think they can get a conviction because the man's wife has given him an alibi. Virgil tries to control his anger - until the man returns to intimidate Althea. And Gillespie tries to convince the wife to tell the truth.

12:00pm

The Waltons

Day Of Infamy (s7, ep11)

Mary Ellen packs to go to Hawaii to join Curtis at Pearl Harbor.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

A Man A Day (s7, ep14)

Outlaws threaten to kill one person every day until Matt gets out of town.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Cassie (s13, ep6)

Hoss creates a "fixed" horse race in order to help a lazy dreamer and his family.

Dan Blocker guest stars!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sister (s1, ep9)

Rebecca Snipe is returning to North Fork after a long visit away. Upon her arrival, Mark is smitten with her and gets it in his head to play matchmaker between her and his pa.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

New Orleans Menace (s1, ep10)

Tiffauges, a wealthy and sadistic Frenchman who is used to getting whatever he wants, decides he wishes to purchase the McCain Ranch. Tiffauges' lead man, Xavier, proclaims Lucas to be muy macho, and does not believe Lucas will give in so easily.

Don Rickles guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Wagon To Fort Anderson (s4, ep36)

"Flint comes across four survivors of an Indian massacre, the two Ellison sisters and two Carder brothers. One of the sisters is deaf and mute. The brothers are the only survivors of their Army unit. The older brother, Joe, wants to desert and take advantage of the situation in order to break away and look for gold. The younger brother, George, is simple-minded and good-hearted but loyal to the older one who raised him. Flint tries to lead the four to safety, but Joe Carder tries to mislead the Ellison sisters into believing that Flint is leading them into danger."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Isolation (s6, ep20)

Roy and John are trapped at Station 86 when a rain storm washes out the bridge, and they become the only medical treatment in the area. They assist two victims of an auto accident and a child with bronchitis. Doctors at the hospital treat a policeman hit by lightning. Copter 15 transports the victims to the hospital, where a power failure complicates matters. Dr. Morton accompanies the paramedics back to Station 86, where they respond to an auto accident with multiple injuries.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Period Of Adjustment (s8, ep6)

Klinger and B.J. both have Radar-related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken B.J. becomes violent with Hawkeye.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Nurse Doctor (s8, ep7)

A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4077th is more concerned about where their next shower will come from.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Private Finance (s8, ep8)

A South Korean woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to help her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Mr. And Mrs. Who? (s8, ep9)

Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic fever.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Housekeeper (s6, ep18)

Miss Jane is worried about Granny, who cleans the entire mansion by herself. Jane tells Jed and Elly that she thinks they need a housekeeper. Drysdale tells Jane that his wife is looking, and Mrs. Drysdale comes through with one. They decide to have Granny accept her by telling her this housekeeper is a little lady just like her who needs the money, and Granny decides to allow the help.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan Gives A Birthday Party (s2, ep1)

Hogan hijacks a German bomber, and plans to use it to destroy an oil refinery and foil a German general who knows about the his operation.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Schultz Brigade (s2, ep2)

Klink and two other prison camp kommandants are arrested for conspiring against General Burkhalter.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Eydie Gorme And Joan Rivers

"Guests Eydie Gorme and Joan Rivers. Originally aired on 10/05/70."

Mike Connors takes over in Perry Mason's absence!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bullied Bowler (s8, ep7)

After a struggling bowling alley is shut down at the insistence of a domineering townswoman, a doctor involved in the closure is found murdered.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Four O'clock (s3, ep29)

A bitter, self-righteous man believes that he can will every evil person in the world to shrink to two-feet tall at four o'clock.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Money (s6, ep8)

Pushed by his girlfriend, Larry Chetnick plans to rob his company.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Sybilla (s6, ep9)

A man begins to resent having married his wife and decides to do something about it.

2:05am

Mannix

The Faces Of Murder (s6, ep20)

A man and his sister both confess to the same crime. Mannix gets involved to sort things out.

3:05am

Cannon

Vengeance

"A former convict gets Cannon to help him find the man who sent him to jail for no reason."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

False Witness (s8, ep9)

Betty probes the rape of a friend who was in shock when she identified her attacker.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Shipment (s2, ep16)

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley. The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Search (s2, ep17)

When two small girls go missing, the mother is convinced that their estranged father kidnapped them. However, a preliminary investigation by Friday and Gannon determines that the man has no knowledge of his daughters' whereabouts.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 43 -- Hostage (s2, ep12)

Malloy and several civilians are taken hostage after he is shot and seriously injured by robbers while stopping for lunch at Duke's Longhorn Café.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 34 -- Astro (s2, ep13)

Malloy and Reed become envious of officer wells, who has been given a coveted assignment in the newly established astro helicopter division. Out on patrol, they require assistance saving a wealthy elderly couple who get locked in their heavily fortified basement safe, and then use air support to track down robbery suspects who escape on a motorcycle.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The First State

"Bill and Toony visit the state of Delaware on their "Trekkin' All 50" tour of the United States."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Stocks And Bonds (s5, ep38)

Beaver and Wally become interested in the stock market and Ward decides that they should try their hand at it. However, Wally and Beaver have different ideas about what to invest in compared to Ward who wants them to play it safe and invest in Mayfield Power and Electric, while they want to invest in a more risky venture.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Untogetherness

"The Cleavers are all excited about their annual summer vacation up to the cabin, that is except Wally. Wanting to be close to his latest girl, Wally wants to stay behind and gets permission to stay at Eddie's house during the two weeks the Cleavers are on vacation, but June and Ward are a bit unsure of Wally's plans."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lucky Loser (s2, ep2)

Mason has all kinds of trouble when a murder brings him into the tangled financial and personal affairs of the wealthy Balfour family.

10:00am

Matlock

The Narc (s5, ep)

When a police officer is murdered after exposing a group of dirty cops to top brass, Matlock agrees to take the case in defense of suspected killer Officer Johnny Bauer.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Fairest Of Them All (s3, ep2)

A beauty contest is marred by blackmail and the ambitious mother of a contestant.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Yearning (s7, ep12)

A new minister joins the community at Walton's Mountain.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

A Quiet Day In Dodge (s18, ep19)

After 36 hours in the saddle, Matt rides into Dodge exhausted and, rather than finding some rest, is bombarded with constant yet trivial annoyances.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Don't Cry, My Son (s13, ep7)

When the infant son of a Virginia City doctor dies in childbirth, his wife leaves him and the grieving doctor abducts another baby to have for his own.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Apprentice Sheriff (s1, ep11)

Dan Willard is filling in as temporary marshal while Micah is away. Some Texas cowhands are in North Fork looking for some fun and relaxation, but Dan keeps coming down hard on them.

Vic Morrow guest stars!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Angry Gun (s1, ep13)

Lucas and Mark, returning from selling their herd, share the stagecoach trip with a Marshal and his prisoner, Johnny Cotton. Johnny's gang arrives to free their partner and steal the contents of the stage's strongbox, as well as Lucas' money and rifle.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Don Alvarado Story (s4, ep38)

"A dying Spanish nobleman asks Flint to impersonate Don Alvarado to claim the inheritance for the rest of his family. This brings Flint into contact with the men who murdered the nobleman."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Upward And Onward (s6, ep21)

Captain Stanley worries that the chief will sabotage his attempt to pass the chief's exam. A soap opera doctor with mono causes havoc on set and in the hospital. John, Roy and a retired doctor with a self-diagnosed heart aneurysm get stuck in an elevator.

It's Thanksgiving at the 4077th!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Yalu Brick Road (s8, ep10)

Hawkeye and B.J. lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North Korean soldier.

It's a race against the clock in this real time episode.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Life Time (s8, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. B.J.'s harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Uncle Abdul (s8, ep12)

Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Captain's Outrageous (s8, ep13)

A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be denied.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Diner (s6, ep19)

Jed thinks that it is time for Jethro to start in the business world, and Jethro decides to become a fry cook and open his own restaurant. Jed is okay with this, but when he tells Drysdale, he is unsure because he is afraid of losing some of the Clampett money. The banker does end up buying Jethro a place on Restaurant Row, but the building is a wreck, with rent only thirty-five a month. Jethro is just glad to have a place of his own.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Diamonds In The Rough (s2, ep3)

A German officer threatens to expose Hogan unless he is paid a million dollars in diamonds.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Operation Briefcase (s2, ep4)

Hogan is ordered to give a German general a briefcase containing a time bomb to assassinate Hitler.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Lucille Ball And Mel Torme

"Guests Lucille Ball and Mel Torme. Originally aired on 10/19/70."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of A Place Called Midnight (s8, ep8)

In an offbeat case, Mason becomes involved in international intrigue wheh he travels to Switzerland to meet a friend's future daughter-in-law.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Hocus-pocus And Frisby (s3, ep30)

A loud-mouthed braggart's boasts attract the attention of aliens.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Man With Two Faces (s6, ep10)

A widow sees her son-in-law's photograph among law enforcement mug shots.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Baby Blue Expression (s6, ep11)

Philip Weaver concocts a scheme to murder his employer.

2:05am

Mannix

Search For A Whisper (s6, ep22)

A political candidate hires Mannix to dig up dirt, but not on an opponent. He wants the gumshoe to dig up dirt on him.

3:05am

Cannon

Tomorrow Ends At Noon (s4, ep23)

Cannon is hired by a Cuban exile to investigate the death of the man's brother at the hands of law enforcement officials.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

School Of Terror (s8, ep10)

Drug dealers infiltrate a treatment center and murder J.R.'s counselor friend.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Prophet (s2, ep18)

Friday and Gannon are convinced that "Brother" William Bentley's Temple of the Expanded Mind is just a sham—a front for Bentley to sell LSD to the students of a nearby elementary school.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Amateur Cop (s2, ep19)

Citizens are full of praise for Officer Gideon C. Dengle, wanting to bestow him with awards, honors and home-baked cookies. There's only one problem: there's no such officer in the LAPD.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 14 -- S.w.a.t. (s2, ep14)

Malloy and Reed are the first to respond to a downtown rooftop sniper who has been indiscriminately shooting at anyone he can find with his scoped rifle. After risking their lives to get civilians out of his line of sight, they become lead participants in the S.W.A.T. team's attempt to neutralize the suspect.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 64 -- Bottom Of The Bottle (s2, ep15)

Malloy and Reed see the same drunk twice in one night, respond to a bar fight and engage in a high-speed pursuit with good samaritans who make a bad decision. They also search for a biker who tries to coerce a woman to repay a debt by riddling her apartment with buckshot.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Bill Buys The Farm

"Bill discovers the joys of rural living when he purchases a farm."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Dinner Date (s6, ep1)

Wally has been constantly spending his time at Julie Foster's house and June suggests that he's old enough to take her out on a dinner date. Julie suggests a new expensive restaurant called The White Fox. However, during the meal Wally discovers that he forgot his wallet at home.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Football Award (s6, ep2)

Beaver is scheduled to receive a football award at a father-son dinner being held in the school gym. While talking with his friends, Beaver learns that none of them are planning on wearing a jacket and a tie so when June and Ward insist that he wear one, he adamantly refuses.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Pint-sized Client (s2, ep3)

Robbers lift a bundle from the Hargrove Finance Company and Frank Anderson is murdered in the aftermath. Anthony "Pop" Renzi is identified as one of the robbers and charged with both the robbery and the murder. Mason sets out to clear him of both charges.

10:00am

Matlock

The Brothers (s5, ep)

After a plastic surgeon is found dead after an argument with his partner about dissolving the business, the business partner is the immediate suspect, until Matlock meets the man's twin brother.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Murder Most Ancient (s3, ep3)

An unhappy wife asks her lover to place a bomb in her abusive husband's truck.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Boosters (s7, ep13)

Ben starts an autocourt venture with Corabeth.

Adam West makes a guest appearance!

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Ash (s8, ep23)

The friendship between business partners is jeopardized when one of them sustains a head injury, changing his personality.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Face Of Fear (s13, ep8)

A classmate of Jamie witnesses a brutal murder, but is too terrified to recount what has happened.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Young Englishman (s1, ep12)

Lucas gets in trouble when he accuses the foreman of a neighboring ranch of rustling some of his cattle.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Gaucho (s1, ep14)

Rumson, without even saying to whom he had sold his property, left the bill of sale with the bank and moved away from North Fork. Curge, who's highest offer was upped by $1,000, is upset because Rumson sold out to a "peppergut."

Dawn Wells guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Captain Dan Brady Story (s5, ep1)

"Dan Brady, a colorful, boisterous and veteran frontier scout famous in the East, demands to be taken on as trail scout. Hale faces a dilemma as he will lose a freight contract necessary to finance the wagon train if he doesn't hire Brady."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Hypochondri-cap (s6, ep22)

Captain Stanley convinces himself he has arthritis. A man gets his hand caught in his garage door opener. A woman passes out and has an auto accident. The doctors treat a woman infected from plastic surgery gone awry. The station responds to a two-alarm fire at an oil refinery.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Stars And Stripes (s8, ep14)

Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit from Scully.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Yessir, That's Our Baby (s8, ep15)

A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant.

Shelley Long guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bottle Fatigue (s8, ep16)

Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworthy of the Winchester heritage.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Heal Thyself (s8, ep17)

Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into the 4077th and seems to be a gem in terms of both personality and ability.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Topless Anyone? (s6, ep20)

The Happy Gizzard isn’t doing well, and Jethro wants to improve his business. He thinks he has an idea to make his restaurant a huge success. After seeing signs outside other restaurants, he believes his restaurant should have topless waitresses. But he thinks this means the waitresses don’t wear hats. Jethro tells Drysdale just as he is working on landing a $20 million dollar account, scaring the millionaire Vanderponts away.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Battle Of Stalag 13 (s2, ep5)

Two German officers interfere with Hogan's operations when one tries to turn Stalag 13 into an officer's retirement home the other wants to use the facilities to interrogate the citizens of the local town.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Rise And Fall Of Sergeant Schultz (s2, ep6)

Hogan is stymied in the rescue of a captured member of the underground until a potential diversion appears in the form of an old WWI buddy of Sgt. Schultz.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Bernadette Peters And Donald O'connor

"Guests Bernadette Peters and Donald O'Connor. Originally aired on 10/26/70."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Tragic Trophy (s8, ep9)

A Hollywood wheeler-dealer is in desperate need of cash and has gotten himself in some trouble with the ladies. But before things can get any worse, he turns up dead.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Trade-ins (s3, ep31)

An elderly couple visits the New Life Corporation, hoping to transport their personalities into youthful artificial bodies.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Man Who Found Money (s6, ep12)

Traveler William Benson learns the hard way that integrity may not always be the best strategy.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Changing Heart (s6, ep13)

Dane Ross falls in love with a gorgeous lady who has an eccentric reliance on her watchmaker grandfather.

2:05am

Mannix

To Quote A Dead Man (s6, ep23)

A vagrant becomes the target of killers whenever he wears a patchwork coat.

3:05am

Cannon

Search And Destroy

"Cannon tries to find a girl who went missing after witnessing a murder."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Cry For Vengeance (s8, ep11)

An ex-policeman, whose son was killed as a warning not to interfere with the local protection racket, leads a vigilante group in a barrio.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Bedloe's Most Fiendish Scheme: Part 1 (s2, ep27)

Uncle Joe and the girls are forced to find employment after Homer arranges for the bank to foreclose on Kate's mortgage.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Bedloe Gets His Comeuppance: Part 2 (s2, ep28)

Homer keeps pressing Kate for the money, but she and the others are determined to come up with a way to save the Shady Rest and the Cannonball.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Love Finds Jane Hathaway (s9, ep22)

Elly is starting her new job as a secretary, though not finding success in it. After Jane gets out some of her old typing books for Elly, Dick Bremerkamp, a tenant in her building and unemployed actor, sees the two girls and starts asking Finney about the gorgeous blonde. After Finney tells him all about it, he gets in good with Miss Jane by posing as an Autobahn and Drysdale by posing as a Getty.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Meet Robert Audubon Getty Crockett (s9, ep23)

When Dick Bremerkamp learns more of Elly May's family and all their millions, he decides to pay them a visit as Robert A. Crockett. The Clampetts fall in love with this man as a potential husband for Elly May, just as Miss Jane is falling for him.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Robin Hood-winked, Fightin Pals, Customers Wanted

"Popeye stars as Robin Hood., A modern Stanley and Livingston saga, with Popeye going to Africa to rescue his pal, Dr. Bluto., Popeye tries to lure customers into his penny arcade at Coney Island."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Pet Peeve, Bear That Couldn't Sleep, Carmen Get It

"Tom and Spike compete to catch Jerry so they can stay instead of getting kicked out by their owners., Barney Bear is looking to start his hibernation but the area around him keeps him up, not allowing him to sleep., The antics of Tom and Jerry head to the opera house in a musical episode."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Bathing Buddies, The Legend Of Rockabye Point, Crazy House, Woody Woodpecker Polka, Pig In A Pickle, Doc's Last Stand, Stage Hoax

"When Woody drops a quarter down the drain of his bathtub, he's desperate to get it back, even annoying his landlord, Wally Walrus., Chilly and Charlie the Polar Bear compete to steal bluefin tuna from a fishing ship guarded by a guard dog. Charlie tries to sing the dog to sleep, but Chilly keeps waking him up., Andy and his father take shelter from a storm in a fun house., Woody disguises himself as a lovely lady to woo Wally Walrus and get into the dance for free., The neighboring family kidnaps Milford from his birthday party to have him for dinner, but Maw and Paw rescue him., Doc sets up a traveling store with the help of Champ trying to sell to settlers in the Old West. When a wealthy indigenous cliet wants female companionship, Doc dresses Champ up as a woman., In the Old West, Woody dresses as a woman to get a ride and free meal out of Wally Walrus and to prank Buzz Buzzard the Bandit."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Hare Splitter, Gruesome Twosome, All Fowled Up, Backwoods Bunny, Sugar And Spies, Who Scent You?, The Grey Hounded Hare

"Bugs and his neighbor rabbit, Casbah, compete for Daisy Lou's affection. , Two cats seek out a bird so they can get a feline's attention. , Foghorn tries to defend the barnyard chickens from Henery Hawk as he teams up with the dog., Bugs makes a pit stop at the Ozarks, deciding to stay there for a bit. In the meanwhile Bugs uses his wits to out-smart two hillbilly buzzards trying to catch him for their stew. , A spy being pursued by the police throws his "Spy Kit" out. The Coyote finds it and uses it to help him chase the Road Runner. , A female cat sneaks under a freshly painted fence to get onto a boat, leaving her with a white stripe across her back. Pepe LePew spots the female from shore and rushes onto the boat., Bugs goes to the racing track and fools around with the racing dogs. When the race starts, he gets the hounds to run off the track, get in a taxi cab, and sent off to the pound. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of Fire And Brimstone (s4, ep9)

West and Gordon are called to the deserted mining town of Brimstone by a Professor Colecrest who has made a discovery of great importance. However, before they get to Brimstone, the Professor is captured by a gang of men also seeking his discovery. The professor, seriously injured in a fall, holds the key to the mystery, and Jim and Artie struggle to keep him alive until they can uncover the true root of the mystery.

11:00am

Gunsmoke V: One Man's Justice

"Retired marshal Dillon goes after a 15 year old boy who is determined to kill the men responsible for the murder of his mother during a stagecoach robbery."

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Sharecroppers (s20, ep24)

A comedy of errors puts Festus behind a plow, farming for a family of shiftless sharecroppers.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Blind Hunch (s13, ep9)

A blinded veteran of the Civil War returns to Virginia City to find the killer of his brother.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Pet (s1, ep15)

Ward Haskins guns down Joe Flecker, who has evidence that could be used to blackmail him. Haskins thinks the information was given to Lucas because he brought Flecker to the doctor before he died. Stirred up by Haskins behavior, Lucas goes through Flecker's things, finding a wanted poster for Haskins in the sole of Flecker's boot.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Sheridan Story (s1, ep16)

Frank Blandon, a man with only one good arm, wanders onto the ranch. Lucas gives Blandon a job to "hire him and Mark a clear conscience." General Sheridan and his patrol wander by and Lucas offers to let them stay the night at the ranch. Blandon once pulled a gun on General Sheridan; as it turns out, Blandon was a Confederate soldier who once had General Sheridan in his gun sight during the war.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Backshooter (s7, ep9)

Sam Jefferson aids Rowdy after his horse takes a spill. Sam is a wanted man and asks Rowdy to turn him in but give the $5,000 reward to his wife.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Killer's Widow (s1, ep28)

After having killed a bank robber, Paladin is accused of having taken the stolen money. He visits the dead man's widow and tries to make amends.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Vanishing Act (s2, ep16)

Randall tracks down a bank-robbing magician and his henchmen, but while in custody of the sheriff, the man and his gang escape. Shot while tracking them down for a second time, Randall must keep the magician and his men at bay to save his own skin.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Vagabond Loafers, Self Made Maids, Hugs And Mugs, He Cooked His Goose, Tricky Dicks, For Crimin' Out Loud

"The Stooges are plumbers who are called out to a fancy mansion where a high society party is being thrown., The Stooges are artists who want to marry their models; "Moella", "Larraine", and "Shempetta". The girls' father doesn't approve, so the Stooges tickle him into submission. , The Stooges are private detectives hired to protect a rich politician. After the man disappears, the boys wander around his spooky mansion confronting various villains and a dangerous dame. The Stooges vanquish the crooks (Shemp uses his "trusty shovel") and find the missing man. , The Stooges run a furniture store and come into possession of a stolen pearl necklace. Three crooked dames convince the boys that the necklace is theirs, and when the real thieves arrive, the Stooges fight to defend the girl's property. The Stooges defeat the bad guys and the girls decide to go honest and return the necklace to its rightful owner. , Larry is a pet dealer who's seeing Moe's wife while at the same time trying to steal Shemp's fiancee. When Moe's become suspicious, Larry attempts to frame Shemp as the boyfriend. He gets Shemp a job as a door-to-door pajama salesman and sends him to Moe's apartment, and then tells both Moe and Shemp's fiancee to go there and catch him in the act. Larry's plan backfires when Shemp catches him and lets Moe deliver some punishment. , The Stooges are policemen on the trail of a murderer. They unsuccessfully interrogate an Italian organ grinder, among other suspects, and then catch the bad guy after a gunfight that nearly destroys the police station. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Night Strangler

"A reporter hunts down a 144-year old alchemist who is killing women for their blood."

10:30pm

House of Svengoolie

Amityville 3-d

"A journalist purchases an infamous house to prove its supernatural horrors are fake but discovers the evil may be real."

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Keeper: Part 2 (s1, ep17)

The Keeper, played by Michael Rennie, is a zookeeper of sorts. He wants to take the children and add them to his collection.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Day The World Ended (s3, ep3)

The Seaview loses contact with the world after a fanatic senator hypnotizes the entire crew.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Chamber Of Fear (s2, ep9)

Diamond thieves take refuge in a wax museum, and Fitzhugh and Barry are caught in the middle.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Billy The Kid (s1, ep22)

The time travelers find themselves being hunted by Billy the Kid.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Ransom (s2, ep15)

Vincent is summoned when an alien outpost is discovered at a ski lodge.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Storm

"Adams (and Ben) await the arrival of Mad Jack and Nakuma for a great feast. Before they come,an Indian woman shows up, seeking her missing daughter. With a violent storm coming, it's a race against time to find her and have the feast as well."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

The Day The Grizzly Disappears

"Bears read signs! They read the signs signaling the beginning of winter – within twenty-four hours of first warning, all bears have disappeared into their caves. We spend this last day with a young grizzly as he prepares for his long nap."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

In Search Of A Porpoise

"Marlin and his crew sail the waters of the California coast in search of the porpoise of the Pacific."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Lost World Of Angel Falls

"Marlin and Stan fly into the remote interior of Venezuela to a jutting plateau whose sheer cliff echoes the perpetual thunder of Angel Falls. It is a region so remote that it has often been called the Lost World."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Exploring The Llanos

"In South America there are fresh water porpoises living inland in the rivers and streams. During the dry season, as the rivers recede, these porpoises may perish as the water level drops. Marlin and Jim go on an expedition to rescue the trapped llanos porpoises."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Sea Lion Number Seven

"Far out in the Pacific Ocean lies a tiny island. Once every year, these barren rocks explode with life as Steller sea lions come ashore by the thousands to breed and give birth to their young. Marlin sails to the island to join a team of scientists to observe and take part in a tagging project."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Return Of The Salmon

"In the chill, glacier-fed streams of Alaska sockeye salmon are born, and follow the current to the sea. After two or three great annual circuits of the North Pacific, the call comes to return."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Grass Is Always Greener (s1, ep24)

Each thinking their spouse has a much easier time of it, Mike and Carol switch roles for a day. Carol must help the boys with baseball practice and Mike must help Marcia with a cooking badge.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Lost Locket, Found Locket (s1, ep25)

Jan receives a mysterious locket in the mail. Pretty soon a manhunt begins to find the sender, the only clue being the typewriter used to address the envelope drops its ‘y.’ When the locket mysteriously vanishes, Peter suggests they re-enact exactly what they were doing the night it disappeared.

11:00am

Happy Days

Goin' To Chicago (s2, ep23)

Richie, Potsie and Ralph go on a trip to Chicago with the school choir. Not wanting to stay in their hotel room all night, they decide to sneak out and see a show.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

The Tenants Are Revolting (s4, ep22)

Laverne and Shirley believe they are doing a good deed by calling in a building inspector, until Mrs. Babish is given a deadline by which repairs are to be made.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

No Children Allowed (s2, ep22)

When a cranky tenant (Elizabeth Patterson in her first appearance as Mrs. Trumble) threatens to move because of Little Ricky's loud crying, Ethel makes it clear that her friendship with Lucy is more important than a rental agreement. But Ethel doesn't let the Ricardos forget her loyalty.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's License (s6, ep3)

Now that Wally is 17, he feels it's about time that he get his drivers license. However, June and Ward are a bit apprehensive about the idea of Wally driving, but Wally is persistant and finally gets his parents to agree to let him take a drivers class.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Late Edition (s6, ep4)

Beaver has his heart set on taking a swing at being a paper boy again but another kid beats him to it. This leads Beaver to think about using sabatoge to get the new paper boy fired. However, the boy may just do that himself when the service becomes terrible leading Beaver to confront him only to discover he is a she.

Series Premiere!

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Strike Oil (s1, ep1)

Jed Clampett's swamp is loaded with oil. When a wildcatter discovers the huge pool, Jed sells his land to the O.K. Oil Company and, at the urging of cousin Pearl, moves his family to a 35-room mansion in Beverly Hills, California. But when they get to their new home, which they think is a prison and the gardeners are inmates, they are mistaken for vandals and get arrested.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Getting Settled (s1, ep2)

The Clampetts finally arrive at their new home, but find there aren't any of the conveniences of their old home. Jethro makes a few new discoveries, things they have never seen before, like pink chickens (flamingoes) and a cement pond. When Miss Jane Hathaway arrives, the executive secretary for Mr. Drysdale, she mistakes the clan for a staff of bumbling, insubordinate backwoods servants.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Gilligan's Living Doll (s2, ep21)

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Forward March (s2, ep22)

The castaways are frightened as the sounds of battle, including hand grenades and machine guns, rock the island. The culprit turns out to be a gorilla who has found in an old WWII arsenal cave.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

A Blast From The Past (s6, ep)

Thelma's high school reputation comes back to haunt her 50 years later.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Mama Fights Back (s6, ep)

After calling in to give advice, Mama gets her own radio show.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Green, But Not Jolly (s5, ep10)

A man insists a woman is his reincarnated wife; Julie's hair causes her headaches; a man discovers a secret.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Lucky Meisenheimer- Yo-yo's

"Lucky Meisenheimer has assembled the world's largest, and most dazzling, yo-yo collection, including a laser yo-yo, an ice-cream-making yo-yo, and a 1950s Mickey Mouse Club yo-yo. Lisa's invited "America's Toy Scout" Joel Mageeto to appraise the collection, and Lucky offers both Lisa and Joel some basic lessons in yo-yo technique."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Old Soldiers (s8, ep18)

Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of rambunctious children who need medical care.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Morale Victory (s8, ep19)

Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstatic about his operation on a wounded soldier, Sheridan, which saved the boy's leg, leaving only "negligible" side effects—less use of his right hand. However, the soldier was a concert pianist before the war.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Grandpa Blues (s6, ep9)

Archie has difficuly keeping his blood pressure down for a company physical after the family launches into a heavy debate over the baby's name.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Gloria Suspects Mike (s6, ep10)

Gloria suspects hanky-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Archie's Civil Rights (s6, ep12)

Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Gloria Is Nervous (s6, ep13)

Gloria takes out her frustrations about being pregnant on Mike.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Don Rickles And Mel Torme

"Guests Don Rickles and Mel Torme. Originally aired on 12/07/70."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Martha Raye And Ross Martin

"Guests Martha Raye and Ross Martin. Originally aired on 11/16/70."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Oh, How We Met On The Night That We Danced (s1, ep6)

A pair of Army boots remind Rob and Laura about the first time they met.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Harrison B. Harding Of Camp Crowder, Mo. (s1, ep7)

Rob thinks that a stranger claiming to be an old Army pal is actually a con-man.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Hello, Mom (s4, ep10)

"Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law. "

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Gift (s3, ep32)

An alien crash-lands in a remote mountain village, stirring up fear and animosity among the villagers.

1:00am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Summer Shade (s6, ep14)

A young couple moves to a new town and discovers that their child seems to be the only one around.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Crime For Mothers (s6, ep15)

An alcoholic woman threatens to take her daughter from the guardianship of her foster parents.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Party (s5, ep22)

Alexander Vanin, arrested and convicted for espionage, hid a list of agents operating in the U.S. His control, Mishenko of the EEPR, has been ordered to get the list but Vanin refuses to give in because then Mishenko would cut him loose.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Last Second Of A Big Dream (s2, ep30)

Barry Craft figures he'll get some publicity by arranging to have Kimble captured at his wild-animal show.

4:00am

Harry O

Hostage

"Private investigator Harry Orwell helps the police in their effort to disarm a dangerous bandit barricaded in a liquor store."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Starlet (s2, ep20)

A teenage runaway, intent on becoming a star, has instead wound up in pornographic films. Acting on behalf of the girl's aunt, Friday and Gannon try to find the young "starlet."

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Clan (s2, ep21)

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 54 -- Impersonation (s2, ep16)

Malloy and Reed hope to find an impostor as they investigate a boxing promoter's accusation that a police detective stole $350 from him. In the meantime, they deal with a disgruntled wife who is in the process of destroying her own car in the middle of a downtown street, investigate a gun theft from a pawn shop, drive up on a home burglary in progress and obtain critical information while interrogating a suspected car thief.

Pop sensation David Cassidy guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 24 -- A Rare Occasion (s2, ep17)

Malloy spends a weekend afternoon attending a barbecue at Reed's home, where Reed lets him hold his newborn son for the first time and tries to set him up with his wife's friend. However, their relaxation is interrupted when they have to deal with a young neighbor who overdoses on drugs and becomes the target of his dealer.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Forgotten Fads

"Bill gives Toony a lesson in forgotten fads."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Double Date (s6, ep5)

Wally's new girlfriend, Carolyn, can't go out to the movies on Saturday night because she has to watch her little sister, Susan. Carolyn suggests that Beaver take Susan out to the movies and that they all double date. Not wanting to let Wally down, Beaver decides to go along, despite being nervous.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie, The Businessman (s6, ep6)

Wally and Eddie get jobs at the Mayfield Dairy thanks to Ward pulling some strings. They soon unknowingly find themselves involved in a plot started by the foreman and his assistant, who are secretly stealing the merchandise. When Ward learns of the plot, he warns Wally who in turn tries to warn Eddie, but Eddie doesn't buy it.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sardonic Sergeant (s2, ep4)

Major Frank Lessing, a payroll officer on an Army base, is found murdered and Sergeant Joseph Dexter is charged with the crime. The case hinges on a payroll robbery committed in the Philippines years before.

10:00am

Matlock

The Secret: Part 1 (s5, ep)

When a gambler is accused of killing his bookie, Matlock agrees to take the case, believing that someone from the bookie's past is the guilty party.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

First Girl (s3, ep4)

Sparta P.D. gets its first black policewoman.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Conscience (s7, ep14)

Jason expresses doubt to the army recruiters that he could ever kill a person.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Abe Blocker (s8, ep11)

Matt pursues a frontiersman who's using force to take homesteaders' land.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Iron Butterfly (s13, ep10)

When a former actress kills her former boyfriend, Hoss takes the blame and the dead man's senator father vows to have his revenge by taking down the Cartwrights.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Retired Gun (s1, ep17)

Wes Carney and his wife, Clair, want to settle down and they figure North Fork might do fine. Wes is a well known gunfighter, who has promised Clair that he would hang up his guns for good. The Carney's want to live a simple, honest life and the Feed and Grain Store, which is up for sale, seems like it might work for them.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Photographer (s1, ep18)

Abel Goss, the photographer who took Lucas' wedding photograph, is in North Fork doing a portrait of Mark standing in the street. When Goss sees Col. Whiteside and his sidekick, Jamison, he recognizes them as the butchers who tortured him and others while he was captive in a Civil War prison camp.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Kitty Albright Story (s5, ep2)

"Kitty Albright is a registered nurse who's stagecoach is attacked and destroyed. Flint agrees to let her use her new skill on the wagon train. She quickly becomes disturbed at the lack of hygiene and health in general around the train."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Limelight (s6, ep23)

A man with a history of heart trouble becomes agitated when his daughter is trapped under a backhoe. A boy shoots himself with a pellet gun. Another paramedic appears on the news and in the paper, making John jealous. A babysitter has an anxiety attack. Gage and DeSoto rescue Brice from a fire.

Robert Alda guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Lend A Hand (s8, ep20)

Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical advisor with whom he habitually disagrees.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Goodbye, Cruel World (s8, ep21)

Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tries to kill himself.

This visually striking episode takes us inside the heads of the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dreams (s8, ep22)

The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

War Co-respondent (s8, ep23)

B.J. finds himself attracted to a famous war correspondent, Aggie O'Shea, who has fallen in love with him.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Great Snow (s6, ep21)

Granny misses the seasons, especially the snowy winter. She wants to go home to the hills and see some snow. Jed decides to let Granny win and calls Drysdale to tell him that Granny wants to head back home to the hills. He learns that she wants the snow back. Drysdale comes up with a plan to keep the hillbillies in Beverly Hills, telling them that a big blizzard is going to strike Beverly Hills.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan Springs (s2, ep7)

Hogan uses a broken water main under the camp to aid the escape of captured resistance fighters by creating a health spa.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Klink, A Bomb And A Short Fuse (s2, ep8)

General Burkhalter wants Hogan to defuse a bomb that has landed in camp.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Debbie Reynolds And John Davidson

"Guests Debbie Reynolds and John Davidson. Originally aired on 11/30/70."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Reckless Rockhound (s8, ep10)

When a businessman responsible for decimating a local mining business returns to town, it is not long before he is found murdered.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Dummy (s3, ep33)

A ventriloquist is convinced that his dummy is not only alive but also evil.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Last Escape (s6, ep16)

A practical joke has a devastating effect on an adulterous spouse.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Landlady (s6, ep18)

A bank clerk secures accommodation at an apparently uninhabited rooming residence run by a peculiar old woman.

2:05am

Mannix

A Problem Of Innocence (s6, ep19)

The daughter of an ex-convict is the leading suspect in murders involving unrecovered loot from one of her father's robberies.

3:05am

Cannon

Nightmare

"Cannon receives a confession from a dying hitman who says he was responsible for the murder of his wife and daughter 14 years ago."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Run To Death (s8, ep12)

Betty's friend dies of an alleged heart attack during his constitutional.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Little Victim (s2, ep22)

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Squeeze (s2, ep23)

An ex-con accused of extortion is interrogated. He calmly and smugly insists that he is innocent, but Friday and Gannon have a surprise for him: taped conversations and a voice analysis device.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 124 -- Airport (s2, ep18)

Malloy and Reed are rendered powerless when a drunken man with no flight experience decides to take a solo flight in a stolen airplane at a busy airport. Later, they try to locate a 17-year-old runaway living in a condemned home with a much older man, engage in a shootout with a convenience store robber and search for a booby-trapped bank safe that has been stolen with a tow truck.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 94 -- Vengeance (s2, ep19)

Malloy fears that a boxer who has just been paroled after serving a murder sentence is going to seek revenge against him. Out on patrol, they try to save a man who has been crushed while working under a stolen car, apprehend a liquor store robber who swears revenge against reed, change a flat tire on their patrol car, locate a four-year-old child who locked himself in a refrigerator and become the targets of an ambush.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Catch The Connection

"Bill and Toony solve a cartoon mystery as part of Mr. Quizzer's newest game show "Catch the Connection!""

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Tell It To Ella (s6, ep7)

After coming home late on a school night, Ward and June punish Beaver by not allowing him to go anywhere on school nights. Beaver feels the punishment is unfair, so Eddie suggests Beaver write to an advice column.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Bachelor-at-large

"The news that Eddie has moved out of his parent's house and into an apartment of his own has June worried that Wally may be contemplating something similar. However, Wally gets a picture of just how "happy" Eddie is being on his own and it makes him think twice."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Curious Bride (s2, ep5)

Rhoda Reynolds is charged with murdering her blackmailing ex-husband, Arthur Kane. At the trial, Mason moves the proceedings to the room in which Kane was murdered in order to re-enact the fatal night.

10:00am

Matlock

The Secret: Part 2 (s5, ep)

When a gambler is accused of killing his bookie, Matlock agrees to take the case, believing that someone from the bookie's past is the guilty party.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Crackdown (s3, ep5)

Someone is selling crack to teenagers and Sweet tries desperately to save a young addict.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Obstacle (s7, ep15)

John-Boy asks his family to help Mike Paxton, a friend who was recently handicapped

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Hunger (s8, ep10)

Matt comes to the rescue when a father and son abuse the mother and daughter.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Rattlesnake Brigade (s13, ep11)

When the Doyle gang escapes while being transferred to a prison in Virginia City, they take Jamie and three others hostage.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Shivaree (s1, ep19)

Aaron Pelser's wagon train comes across a pair of young boys on a buck board heading west, so he invites them to join the train. When he finds out that one of the boys is actually a girl and the two claim to be headed to Yuma to get married, Pelser and his crowd force them to be married in North Fork.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Deadeye Kid (s1, ep20)

McCain befriends Donnel O'Mahoney, a tough kid from Brooklyn, and arranges with two men for the young man to continue his travels on their wagon. Things go wrong, however, when one of them is murdered, and the other accuses the boy.

Barbara Stanwyck guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Maud Frazer Story (s5, ep3)

"Maud Frazer takes command of her wagon train after all the men are killed. Flint tries to dissuade Maud from going through hostile Indian country where there is gold.. She proceeds anyway but is forced to change plans."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Steel Inferno, The (part 1)

"A careless worker sparks an explosive fire in a high-rise building. Station 110 leads a full alarm response, assisted by Squad 51. A triage team from Rampart Hospital, led by Dr. Brackett, sets up in a nearby garage. Several workmen and two women including the fiancee of a paramedic remain trapped on the 16th floor. A Coast Guard helicopter assists in rooftop evacuation; Dixie and Dr. Early take charge of the many patients at Rampart. A paramedic is injured attempting a rescue, while Gage and DeSoto extricate themselves from a broken elevator. An explosion on the 21st floor injures a fire captain, necessitating a dangerous rescue down an elevator shaft."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Back Pay (s8, ep24)

Angered by the way civilian doctors in the States are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. Meanwhile, Charles reluctantly demonstrates American medical practices to three Korean medics, and is on the receiving end of their medical expertise.

The gang is making pranks galore on April Fools Day.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

April Fools (s8, ep25)

A no-nonsense Colonel, who is notorious as a hard-nosed disciplinarian, visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranksterism. Colonel Potter tries in vain to halt the mayhem before Colonel Tucker arrives in camp.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Best Of Enemies (s9, ep1)

On his way to some R&R in Tokyo, a North Korean soldier forces Hawkeye to perform an emergency roadside operation on his buddy.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Letters (s9, ep2)

Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. Margaret writes about how there are some patients she will never forget, while the Colonel tells of his days as "Hoops."

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Rass'lin' Clampetts (s6, ep22)

Granny has been in a bad mood for a while, so the Clampetts put up the cabin to cheer her up. After singing and rocking, Granny starts getting happier, but Mrs. Drysdale comes over to complain about the shack and gets in a fight with Granny. After Jed hears about this, he tells Granny that city women don’t fight like this, but Jethro tells him they do on TV.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Tanks For The Memory (s2, ep9)

Hogan is ordered to photograph and destroy a model for a radio-controlled tank that is being tested at camp.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Will The Real Adolf Please Stand Up? (s2, ep12)

With camp security raised, Hogan and his men are desperate to smuggle top-secret German fortifications information to the Allies. The solution? Make liberal use of Carter's remarkable impersonation of Adolf Hitler.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Steve Lawrence, Durward Kirby, And Julie Bond

"Guests Steve Lawrence, Durward Kirby, and Julie Bond. Originally aired on 12/14/70."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Latent Lover (s8, ep11)

A man left unhinged by his wife's affair has been acting out in very strange ways, even attempting to rob a bank in his despair. And when his wife ends up murdered, he is the natural suspect.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Young Man's Fancy (s3, ep34)

When a newlywed couple visit the groom's childhood home, the ties of the past prove too strong to resist.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Throwback (s6, ep19)

Immature Elliott Gray challenges a much older gentleman for the hand of Enid Patterson.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Kiss-off (s6, ep20)

After spending six years in prison for a robbery he didn't commit, a man decides to get even.

2:05am

Mannix

The Danford File (s6, ep24)

When Mannix is hired to investigate a case of blackmail, the blackmailer turns up dead.

3:05am

Cannon

The Deadly Conspiracy

"Frank Cannon and Barnaby Jones team up for an investigation of a murder at a big corporation in which a deliveryman was charged with the crime."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Price Of Anger, The (s8, ep13)

A black cab driver runs from a murder scene on the grounds that circumstantial evidence - and racism - would make him the prime suspect.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Suicide Attempt (s2, ep24)

Friday and Gannon learn that a young man has called his mother from Hollywood "to say goodbye." With the help of the man's sister, the two detectives trace the impending suicide to a hotel with more than 1,200 rooms.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Departure (s2, ep25)

Petty theft from drug and hardware stores leads to a group of four teens who are determined to start their own nation on a remote island off the California coast.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 104 -- The Bomb (s2, ep20)

Malloy and Reed search for a suspect who frames an employee of a manufacturing plant for theft and then plants a powerful bomb on the premises. They also apprehend two criminals after questioning a suspicious man who is carrying heavy bags down the street, and protect an innocent motorist from a street race that still ends in tragedy.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 74 -- Light Duty (s2, ep21)

Malloy and Reed spend a night shift on desk duty after Malloy breaks his wrist and another office worker calls in sick. With the assistance of a new female recruit, they deal with a homesick elderly woman who refuses to identify herself, help a lenient father bail out his son and become suspicious of a man who walks in looking for a wanted fugitive.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Weird Fall Fests

"Bill and Toony visit true American festivals dedicated to fire ants, werewolves, wooly worms and more!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Joins Record Club

"Beaver wants to join a record club and asks Ward for the money to join. Fed up with Beaver constantly asking for money, Ward decides to put him on an allowance. However, Beaver is so thrilled with his records he disreguards the bills for them and quickly finds himself swamped with records, a rising bill and not enough allowance to pay for everything."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Car Accident (s6, ep10)

June and Ward go away for the weekend and Wally asks to borrow Ward's new car to go to a dance. Although hesitant, Ward finally gives in and lets him take it. However, after the dance, Lumpy runs into some car trouble which results in Wally smashing the headlight on the car. Wally is now faced with having it repaired and paying for it himself and trying to find a way to break it gently to Ward.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Buried Clock (s2, ep6)

Slimy Jack Hardisty embezzles $100,000 from his father-in-law, Dr. Blane. The greedy Hardisty then tries to blackmail the doctor for more. Mason is hired by Dr. Blane to put an end to Hardisty's machinations but before he can swing into action Hardisty is found dead.

10:00am

Matlock

The Cover Girl (s5, ep)

Matlock meets Conrad's new girlfriend, Carla Royce. When Carla's boss is murdered and she is suspected, Matlock defends her against the charge.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Time Of The Stranger (s3, ep7)

After a private investigator searching for a missing child is found dead, the evidence points to a local dance teacher - a neighbor that Parker has become very fond of.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Parting (s7, ep16)

Olivia is always tired these days. When a rest does not help, she sees a doctor and learns what is wrong

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Uncle Sunday (s8, ep14)

When his uncle comes to visit, Chester's plan to shorten his stay doesn't exactly work out.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Easy Come, Easy Go (s13, ep12)

The peace of the Ponderosa is disrupted when a gambler arrives for a stay after losing all his money in a stock scheme.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Indian (s1, ep21)

U.S. Marshal Sam Buckhart arrives in North Fork in search of renegade indians suspected of the brutal killing of a Texas Ranger and his family. The townspeople are suspicious of him, however, when they discover that he, too, is an indian.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Boarding House (s1, ep22)

Reformed card shark Julia Massini now runs a respectable boarding house in North Fork, but Sid Fallon is threatening to reveal her sordid past unless she lets him turn the establishment into a saloon and gambling hall.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Selena Hartnell Story (s5, ep4)

"Selena Hartnell joins the train after bandits attack her wagon. Later, she reveals she is a bounty hunter looking for William Barrett, a murderer on the run. It turns out that Barrett is Will Cottrell, the leader of pacifists on the train."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Steel Inferno, The (part 2)

"A careless worker sparks an explosive fire in a high-rise building. Station 110 leads a full alarm response, assisted by Squad 51. A triage team from Rampart Hospital, led by Dr. Brackett, sets up in a nearby garage. Several workmen and two women including the fiancee of a paramedic remain trapped on the 16th floor. A Coast Guard helicopter assists in rooftop evacuation; Dixie and Dr. Early take charge of the many patients at Rampart. A paramedic is injured attempting a rescue, while Gage and DeSoto extricate themselves from a broken elevator. An explosion on the 21st floor injures a fire captain, necessitating a dangerous rescue down an elevator shaft."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Cementing Relationships (s9, ep3)

A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Father's Day (s9, ep4)

Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the general who it belongs to is really steamed.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Your Retention Please (s9, ep7)

Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year stretch. Meanwhile, a male nurse has a gripe against the Army.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Tell It To The Marines (s9, ep8)

Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Great Tag-team Match (s6, ep23)

It is the day after Granny beat up the Boston Strong Girl, making her the new champ, and the Clampetts are celebrating Granny’s great victory. But not all is well. The woman who plays the Boston Strong Girl is in trouble for getting beat up. The woman who plays Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm, a former topless waitress, has learned the truth, getting an invitation from Granny to visit. Their manager, Gene Booth, sees this as an opportunity to get Granny to fight, after hearing the huge ratings the fight got.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Tiger Hunt In Paris: Part 1 (s2, ep10)

"Tiger," a female underground agent, is arrested while trying to document secret German bases and is held in Paris for questioning. Hogan and LeBeau become stowaways aboard Klink's staff car and head for Paris to free her.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Tiger Hunt In Paris: Part 2 (s2, ep11)

While trying to free the underground agent "Tiger" in Paris, Hogan seeks help from a Parisian fortune teller and also enlist the aid of a man who is a lookalike for Nazi Police Chief Heinrich Himmler.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Jerry Lewis And Leslie Uggams

"Guests Jerry Lewis and Leslie Uggams. Originally aired on 01/11/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wooden Nickels (s8, ep12)

Mason becomes embroiled in a case involving coin collectors, counterfeit coins, fraud—and murder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

I Sing The Body Electric (s3, ep35)

A widower buys a robotic grandmother for his three children.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Horse Player (s6, ep21)

After a man turns to prayer, he starts to win at the races.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Incident In A Small Jail (s6, ep22)

In prison for jaywalking, a salesman finds himself locked in a cell with an accused murderer.

2:05am

Mannix

The Girl In The Polka Dot Dress (s7, ep3)

Mannix scoffs at a psychic's tale about a woman in danger. Then the prophecy comes true.

3:05am

Cannon

The Wrong Medicine

"Cannon investigates a doctors claim that he is innocent of a death he was charged with concerning a patient he was treating that had slipped into a diabetic coma. Cannon becomes involved in a medical malpractice suit when a young resident physician is charged with making the wrong diagnosis on a woman in an apparent diabetic coma who dies after his treatment. Hired by the hospital facing a two million dollar suit, Cannon hears testimony of the accused Dr. Jeff Reston, played by guest star David Birney, that the woman he treated wore a diabetic's bracelet. She was, in fact, suffering from hypoglycemia. But the bracelet disappeared and none of the nurses attending with Reston can back up his story. Reston then gives Cannon a motive for a possible conspiracy against him. "

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Killing Point, The (s8, ep14)

Barnaby looks for a millionaire's mistress, unaware that she's stolen a priceless objet d'art.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Investigation (s2, ep26)

Friday and Gannon are screening applicants for the Police Academy. One seems to have all the right qualifications, except that six months are missing from his application.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Gambler (s2, ep27)

More than $100,000 has been embezzled from an industrial company. An investigation of the employees leads Friday and Gannon to a habitual gambler.

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