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It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

5:00am

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - Dr-31 (s3, ep21)

A costumed thief calling himself "The Crimson Crusader" has been stealing comic books, movie posters and publicity photos of various superheroes.

It's another Christmas Eve patrol with Adam-12!

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6:00am

Adam-12

Christmas (s7, ep11)

During their Christmas Eve Patrol, Malloy and Reed contemplate using their patrol car to deliver a Christmas tree to the residents of a soon-to-be-closed retirement home. Meanwhile, an elderly man's bagpipe playing is considered a public nuisance, a couple of teenagers steal a delivery truck containing radioactive material, a nervous man is desperate to cover up the smell of perfume on his clothing and an armed robbery suspect becomes intent on committing suicide-by-cop.

6:30am

Adam-12

Follow Up (s7, ep18)

Reed thinks he's got a great deal lined up on a used boat, but Malloy's convinced there's something fishy going on. While on patrol, they search for a man who sold a stolen horse to a riding academy, use an informant's tip to investigate a suspicious restaurant parking lot attendant and face an accusation of stealing a socialite's diamond ring during a burglary investigation.

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7:00am

Toon In With Me

Tiwm's Rockin' Christmas

"Bill and Toony host a party on Christmas morning with classic Christmas cartoons, live music, Santa and more!"

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8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Haircut (s1, ep4)

After losing his lunch money three days in a row, Ward gives Beaver one last chance by letting him handle his haircut money. However, when he loses that too, Beaver decides to give himself a haircut just days before he's scheduled to be an angel in a play.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver The Model

"Beaver sends his picture in to a modeling agency and they reply with a letter stating they will place his photo in a modeling directory. Soon after Beaver receives another letter this time asking for $30 and when Beaver ignores it, the company threatens legal action."

Richard Deacon from The Dick Van Dyke Show guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Red Riding Boots (s4, ep11)

Ann Farwell is miserable over the separation of her parents. Things aren't made any better when her father starts seeing Rita Conover, a scheming woman half his age. When Rita turns up dead both Ann and her mother think the other committed the crime.

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10:00am

Matlock

The Scrooge (s4, ep)

When a scrooge of a store owner is accused of murdering his partner, Matlock defends the man and makes a strange request as part of his fee.

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11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Blessings (s4, ep13)

In this Christmas episode the officers share memories with a reporter from the Sparta Herald.

As Christmas approaches, Mary Ellen and the baby leave to be near Curt.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Children's Carol - Part Ii (s6, ep13)

As Christmas approaches, Mary Ellen and the baby leave to be near Curt

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Aunt Thede (s10, ep13)

Festus' Aunt Thede and a young woman named Ivy Norton both seek to get married.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Last Viking (s2, ep10)

Gunnar Borgstrom is the leader of a vicious band called the Commancheros. They burn houses, kill people and steal anything of value. When the Commancheros get to Nevada, Gunnar decides to visit his relatives, the Cartwrights.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Which Way'd They Go? (s5, ep25)

The notoriously lazy Jackman brothers discover their mortgage has been foreclosed.

Series finale!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Old Tony (s5, ep26)

Mark and his girlfriend, Laurie, discover that an old hermit is very lonely.

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4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Mary Ellen Thomas Story (s2, ep12)

Mary Ellen is an orphan traveling west to join family; members of the train reject her due to her surly disposition. Her only friend is Sally Mayhew, another girl traveling west with her family dying of consumption.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Fools (s3, ep17)

A man is injured when his chimney explodes. A brash young intern at Rampart thinks he knows more than the paramedics and makes a near-fatal diagnosis of a heart patient; Dr. Brackett send him on a ride-along with Squad 51. A girl gets her hand stuck in a mailbox. Johnny and Roy must rescue a heart attack victim trapped on an oil refinery tower in the midst of an explosive fire.

It's Christmas in Korea and Hawkeye writes home to his dad.

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6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad (s1, ep12)

Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home, a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex, with the aid of figure A and figure B; Trapper helps deliver a calf; Klinger and Frank get into a fight, but Father Mulcahy smoothes things over; Hawkeye and Trapper sabotage Margaret's tent; Hawkeye flies to the front line dressed as Santa to help a wounded soldier.

Father Mulcahy writes to his sister about another Christmas at the 4077th.

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6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Sis (s7, ep14)

Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

No Laughing Matter (s9, ep13)

Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Oh, How We Danced (s9, ep14)

Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

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9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ball, The (s1, ep12)

Ray begins to doubt if anyone actually tells the truth.

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9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want For Christmas (s2, ep12)

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife.

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10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Prisoner's Prisoner (s1, ep6)

A British commando gives Hogan the assignment he failed at: blow up an ammo dump. Once done, Hogan uses a German general to find out where he is planning to attack.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Kommandant Gertrude (s6, ep21)

Hogan must get a U.S. general out of Stalag 13, while Klink plans to move the camp's fence line and Gertrude arrives with her fiancé.

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11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Mrs. Wiggins / Harry's Mirage And Grill

Mrs. Wiggins, just before Christmas, Mr. Tudball conducts a fire drill to keep the insurance company appeased. Then, in Harry's Mirage and Grill, Harvey and Tim find a desert oasis with a beautiful woman -- or is it just a mirage?

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Negligent Nymph (s1, ep12)

Mason and Paul Drake are on a fishing trip when they spot a young woman being pursued by vicious guard dogs on an island estate. After the two men pull her from the ocean, it is discovered that in her possession is a note intended for her employer, accusing him of killing his rich uncle.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A World Of His Own (s1, ep36)

A playwright has the ability to make his characters literally come to life.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Nothing Ever Happens In Linvale (s2, ep)

An eye-catching widow tries to convince an incredulous police officer that her neighbor murdered his partner.

2:05am

Mannix

Then The Drink Takes The Man (s1, ep4)

Mannix investigates why a man who is against the evils of drink is spending a load of cash and time at an alcoholic retreat in Mexico.

3:05am

Cannon

Nobody Beats The House (s2, ep13)

Cannon faces a mob kingpin threatening the life of a gambler's wife. Toby Hauser has accumulated 200,000 dollars in game debts. When he hides away his wife asks Cannon for help. Toby wants to put everything on a map. This game should be his last. Either he wins, or he dies.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Counterfall (s3, ep16)

An escaped convict asks Barnaby to help him prove he didn't kill a judge.

5:00am

Dragnet

Vice - Dr-30 (s3, ep22)

Posing as orange growers, Friday and Gannon attempt to bust a gambling operation.

5:30am

Dragnet

Forgery - Dr-33 (s3, ep23)

Gary Crosby plays a hippie whose wife has been persuaded—by other hippies—to pass bad checks.

6:00am

Adam-12

Suicide (s7, ep19)

Malloy and Reed are on the lookout for a traveling business man driving a green pinto, who called his wife in Nebraska and told her he was going to commit suicide at 2 PM. Meanwhile, they search for a woman who abandoned her newborn baby in a garbage can, and get a tip from an elderly woman about a group of car strippers.

6:30am

Adam-12

Operation Action (s7, ep20)

On his way to an auto mechanic, Malloy is ambushed and kidnapped by a group of drug runners who plan to use him to secure the release of one of their associates.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Goof Housekeeping

"Bill and Toony try to follow a Good Housekeeping Book from 1947."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally The Businessman

"Wally gets a job selling Igloo ice cream and quickly finds himself giving credit to everyone, including Eddie. However, as the day approaches that his money is to be collected, Wally scrambles to get those who owe him money, to pay up."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Ivanhoe (s3, ep36)

Assigned to read one more book before the end of the school year, Ward suggests Ivanhoe, and Beaver reads it and takes the ideas of knighthood and chivalry to heart. He begins defending girls and begins charging his friends to make them knights.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Larcenous Lady (s4, ep12)

A mayor's political career is jeopardized when his conniving wife goes too far.

10:00am

Matlock

The Capital Offense (s8, ep)

Matlock continues his five-year struggle to save a con artist from the electric chair.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Frenzied Affair (s6, ep4)

Althea places herself in harm’s way trying to help one of her students, a disturbed and violent young man; after he is implicated in a murder case.

Series premiere!

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Foundling (s1, ep1)

The family takes in a deaf girl who was abandoned by her mother.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Hammerhead (s10, ep14)

When a wealthy gambler comes to Dodge to buy horses, rival traders race to demonstrate the speed of their steeds.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Trail Gang (s2, ep11)

Ben and Hoss hire a new trail gang to take cattle back to Nevada. They also hire a young drifter named Sam Jackson. Brazis, the leader of the trail gang, recognizes Jackson but keeps it a secret.

Series premiere!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sharpshooter (s1, ep1)

Lucas McCain and his son, Mark, arrive in North Fork, New Mexico. Looking to start a new life, they come across a ranch that is to their liking, which is for sale. Lucas enters a Turkey Shoot in hopes of winning the down payment for the ranch.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Home Ranch

"Two hired hands of a wealthy cattleman, who has been using the ranch for grazing his cattle, demand that Lucas move out. When Lucas refuses, he is beaten and dragged and then the ranch house is burned down."

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Race Town Story (s8, ep4)

"Bill accompanies Barnaby to Sam Race's tent city of "entertainers", where a girl from the train that Barnaby likes has taken a job, not as a singer, as she had thought, but as a saloon girl. Bill hopes to keep Barnaby out of trouble with the gambling and con games Race runs, but trouble and humiliation is just what they both find."

5:00pm

Emergency!

How Green Was My Thumb? (s3, ep18)

Roy and John rescue a man who swallowed his partial dental plate. Roy takes care of a young woman's plants while she is in the hospital. A young girl's religious parents prevent necessary treatment. The station responds to a fire in a winery, and Dr. Brackett and the paramedics perform backyard surgery on a man with an unexploded grenade in his abdomen.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bottoms Up (s9, ep15)

One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Red/white Blues (s9, ep16)

Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bless You, Hawkeye (s9, ep17)

When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Blood Brothers (s9, ep18)

Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's Birth (s5, ep25)

Ray realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Angry Family, The (s6, ep1)

The bickering between Ray, Debra, and his parents is having an effect on Michael.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan's Double Life (s6, ep22)

When Hogan is identified as a saboteur, he impersonates a German officer in front of the very Gestapo agent who could take him down.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Look At The Pretty Snowflakes (s6, ep23)

Hogan and his men start an avalanche to stop a Panzer division.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Anthony Newley And Dick Martin

In Singles Bar, an obnoxious and prying Carol sabotages Vicki's chance with a guy. Then, in Salute to Detective Movies, the gang parodies classic films, including "Sherlock Holmes", "The Maltese Falcon", "Sam Spade", and "Miss Marple".

See the first episode of Perry Mason that they ever filmed!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Moth-eaten Mink (s1, ep13)

Restaurateur Morey Allen, a friend of Mason and Della's, contacts Mason after his waitress, Dixie Dayton, is struck by a car while fleeing the restaurant after spotting a man stalking her.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

King Nine Will Not Return (s2, ep1)

A WWII captain finds himself in the desert, next to his crashed plane. Where is his crew? And why are futuristic jet planes flying overhead?

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Starring The Defense (s2, ep)

When his child is accused of murder, former actor Miles Crawford decides to "act" as the boy's legal representative.

2:05am

Mannix

The Falling Star (s1, ep16)

As movie starlet Anne Marion is scheduled to release her tell-all memoirs, an attempt is made on her life.

3:05am

Cannon

Hard Rock Roller Coaster

"A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Dangerous Summer (s3, ep17)

A friend hires Barnaby to find his missing son.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Better Never Than Late (s3, ep16)

Kate battles rural postmasters to recover an ill-advised letter from the mail.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Betty Jo Catches The Bouquet (s3, ep17)

Tomboy Betty Jo goes looking for a husband on the premise that fate has singled her out to become the next bride in the community.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampett Look (s2, ep5)

The Clampetts are getting ready for Mrs. Fenwick and Cynthia to come to share a meal with them, hoping to give them a better life than what the Clampetts believe they are leading. Jed and Jethro head to visit the Fenwick house, still thinking the gardener’s place is their house, and after seeing the little building decide to get the Fenwicks to move into the Clampett mansion.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro's First Love (s2, ep6)

Jethro tells Jed that upon meeting the girl that is right for him he will hear music. When Jethro goes down to the bank, he runs into burlesque dancer Chickadee Laverne. As she is leaving, her hidden transistor radio begins playing music, which Jethro interprets as a sign of love.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Doing Impossikible Stunts, Axe Me Another, A Jolly Good Furlough

"Popeye tries to get a job as a movie stunt man by showing studio executives movies of some of his most daring exploits., Popeye challenges Bluto for throwing Olive Oyl into the river., Popeye's four little nephews welcome him back from the war zone with a home front defense drill that nearly wrecks him."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Heavenly Puss, Chips Off The Old Block, Mucho Mouse

"Tom arrives in heaven only to find out that in order to enter he must first go back and apologize to Jerry., A tomcat named Butch has a delivery of kittens left on his doorstep and he spends his time trying to hide the mischief making kittens from his owner., Tom, the "Olympic, U.S. and World Champion Mouse Catcher", heads to Spain to catch "El Magnifico" (Jerry)."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Woody Dines Out, Playful Pelican, Vicious Viking, Big Bite, Truant Student, Swing Your Partner, Chew-chew Baby

"Woody mistakes a taxidermist's shop for a restaurant and gets trapped by the owner!, Andy feels guilty after kicking a mother pelican off his ship, so he cares for the baby until she returns., While cutting ice blocks for an igloo, Chilly and Maxie unearth an 800-year-old frozen viking. The viking tries to eat Chilly, Smedley, and Maxie., Woody rescues his dog Duffy from a bully dogcatcher., While Windy is fishing in a river, Truant Officer Willoughby mistakes him for a large boy playing hooking from school and tries to get him back to class., Homer drags his horse out of bed to drive his buggy to the barn dance. In anger, Hank breaks up the dance and forces Homer to pull the buggy home., Woody Woodpecker pretends to be a woman so he can stay at Wally Walrus' boarding house."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Dr. Devil And Mr. Hare, Plop Goes The Weasel, Greedy For Tweety, Hare Conditioned, What's My Lion?, Of Thee I Sting, Bowery Bugs

"Taz pours ketchup on Bugs to prep him for eating, instead Bugs pretends to be bleeding and Taz has to find a doc. Bugs poses as the doctor and leads Taz down a path of painful tricks., Foggy and Br'er Dog can't stand each other, and they use the weasels in their fights. , A three way chase of Tweety, Sylvester, and the bulldog lands them in the animal hospital. , Bugs gets chased all around the department store he works at when he's told by the store official that he's being transferred to the taxidermy department to be stuffed. , When a mountain lion realizes that hunting season has started, he hides in a tourist lodge, pretending to be a stuffed lion. , A bunch of mosquitoes take lessons on how to attack a farmer. , Bugs recounts a story of how he tricked a man so much so that he jumped off a bridge. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Diva (s4, ep20)

West meets up with Gordon, who has just arrived in New Orleans with a famous Italian diva and niece of the ambassador on his arm, an escort urged by President Grant. West agrees to substitute as the lady's guardian for her appearance that evening at the opera, but the performance is interrupted when Montebello's would-be kidnappers bring down the curtain and West jumps into the fray. Discovering that several divas had recently disappeared in New Orleans, the agents must rush to unravel a plot involving the secret Order of Lucia and reveal who among their new acquaintances is playing a role on and off the stage.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Barbara Lindquist Story (s8, ep5)

"Cooper Smith is on his way to the town of Washburn to pick up long awaited mail for the wagon train when he stumbles upon a stagecoach robbery in progress. The very proper Miss Barbara Lindquist is on her way to meet her fiancé, mistakes Coop for one of the robbers and ends up forcing him to help her. Further misadventures see Coop wounded and both he and Barbara struggling to get to back to the wagon train for help. Believing his wound will end his days as a scout, Coop finds himself falling in love with Barbara and she with him. But will their love stand the test ..."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Showdown In Limbo (s2, ep27)

Sheriff Frank Sawyer thinks that all it takes is time to toughen up his young son, newly returned from the east. His attitude is likely to endanger them and Heath, too, as they travel to Stockton to deliver a notorious outlaw.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Double Entry (s10, ep15)

Brad McCain tries to take advantage of his friendship with Matt.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Savage (s2, ep12)

After Adam is wounded by Indians and left for dead, a reclusive mountain woman nurses him back to health. She is known to the Indians as While Buffalo Woman, and they believe she possesses magical powers.

Michael Landon guest stars!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

End Of A Young Gun (s1, ep3)

Lucas is forced to give refuge to Will Fulton, a young bank robber who was injured while saving Mark's life.

Paul Fix becomes North Forks newest marshal, Micah Torrence.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Marshal (s1, ep4)

Micah Torrance, a once famous lawman, is introduced as a drunken derelict who stumbles into North Fork. Micah, nursing an arm crippled in a gunfight, is hired by Lucas to help out at the ranch. Three outlaws ride into town looking for revenge against Micah.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Violent Land (s7, ep20)

Mace and Gorman the new drovers have more than cows on thier minds. Mace shows Favor a reward poster for $10,000 for a white girl captured by the Apaches. Rowdy visits the grave of his sister killed by indians, and then refuses to sell 12 head to Yuma, the Apache chief.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Statue Of San Sebastian

"Paladin agrees to capture an outlaw in return for a statue belonging to the local mission."

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

The Pariah (s2, ep27)

Randall learns "hate comes high" in a town whose people have hired a trio of killers to murder their fellow resident Randy Holleran, a sniveling drunkard whom Josh has promised to protect.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Calling All Curs, Oily To Bed, Some More Of Samoa, Baby Sitters Jitters, Income Tax Sappy, Brideless Groom, Oily To Rise

"Veternarians Moe, Curly and Larry find their business going to the dogs when one of their prize patients is stolen and held for ransom. , The Stooges are tramps looking for handouts. Although the boys are down and out, Curly seems to get everything he wishes for. After some trouble with a farmer, the boys come across an abandoned car, one of Curly's wishes. The car actually belongs to some con men who have just gypped the widow Jenkins out of her land. The boys wind up at the Mrs. Jenkins house just in time for a free meal. To repay Mrs. Jenkins the boys try to fix her well and instead unleash an oil geyser. Learning that Mrs. Jenkins has been swindled, the boys go to retrieve the deed before it can be recorded. They find the bad guys and after a wild fight recover the deed. The boys return the deed to Mrs. Jenkins and marry her daughters; April, May and June. , The Stooges are tree surgeons who are enlisted by a rich old man to find a mate for his rare puckerless persimmon tree. The boys sail to the tropical island of Rhum-Boogie to find the tree. When they arrive they are captured by the natives and will be eaten unless Curly marries the Chief's ugly daughter. The Stooges escape with the tree and, after a confrontation with an alligator; sail off with their prize. , The Stooges are facing eviction and decide to raise some money by becoming baby-sitters. Their first client is a women separated from her husband, who entrusts her son "Junior" to the boys' care. When the husband steals the baby, the Stooges set out to find their missing charge and return him to his mother. The boys confront the husband and find Junior, and in the process the estranged couple is re-united. , Tax cheats Moe, Larry and Shemp decide they're so good at cheating the government, that they start a business as crooked tax advisors. They become rich, but an undercover agent from the IRS gets the goods on them, and it's off to jail for the Stooges. , To inherit a fortune, voice teacher Shemp must marry before six o'clock, but no girl will accept his proposal. Finally one of his repulsive students agrees to marry him, just in the nick of time. When the rest of the prospective brides hear about the inheritance, they show up at the ceremony and a free for all ensues. Shemp marries before the deadline, but wishes he was still a free man. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Creation Of The Humanoids

"Androids help the human race by giving them android babies."

10:00pm

Batman

Hot Off The Griddle (s2, ep3)

After Catwoman opens a school for cat-burglars, the Dynamic Duo uses a fake story to draw her out, only to realize the story's writer was in league with her.

10:30pm

Batman

The Cat And The Fiddle (s2, ep4)

Catwoman attempts to steal priceless violins, but an undercover Robin interferes.

11:00pm

Star Trek

Court Martial (s1, ep20)

Captain Kirk's career is at stake when he is put on trial for the loss of a crewman during an ion storm.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Prince Albert Coat (s5, ep10)

A ten year old donates a coat for flood relief, but the coat contained his great-grandfather's life savings. Lois and Jimmy attempt to recover the coat.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Stolen Elephant (s5, ep11)

A baby elephant is stolen from the circus. Clark, Lois, and Jimmy get involved, with help from young Johnny Wilson.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Follow The Leader (s1, ep29)

John Robinson is possessed by an alien spirit. The alien forces the family to prepare to return to the spirit's home world, even if it requires he sacrifice Will to keep his secret from the rest of the family.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Death From The Past (s3, ep16)

The Seaview battles two Nazi officers left over from world war II who attempt to launch ICBMs at the allied capitol cities.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Doomsday (s2, ep21)

A rival power plots to destroy the nearby city, and the Earthlings are forced to help Inspector Kobick.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Raiders From Outer Space (s1, ep29)

Tony and Doug are at Khartoum in 1883 when the world is menaced by conquerors from outer space.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Experiment (s1, ep2)

David Vincent tries to befriend an astrophysicist who has proof that aliens are invading the planet, but a betrayal threatens everything.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

A Time Of Thirsting

"A long dry spell in the mountains affects its inhabitants. Adams and friends devise ways to conserve what water they have,until the rains return. ..but not before someone's ignorance sets the forest on fire."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Arctic Adventure

"A trip to the top of the world … above the Arctic Circle, north of Hudson Bay for a polar bear hunt and a walrus capture."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Lightning

"A mother cheetah leads her playful cubs over the vast Rhodesian veldt teaching them the ways of defense and hunting."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

The Day The Grizzly Disappears

"Bears read signs! They read the signs signaling the beginning of winter – within twenty-four hours of first warning, all bears have disappeared into their caves. We spend this last day with a young grizzly as he prepares for his long nap."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

In Search Of A Porpoise

"Marlin and his crew sail the waters of the California coast in search of the porpoise of the Pacific."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Lost World Of Angel Falls

"Marlin and Stan fly into the remote interior of Venezuela to a jutting plateau whose sheer cliff echoes the perpetual thunder of Angel Falls. It is a region so remote that it has often been called the Lost World."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Exploring The Llanos

"In South America there are fresh water porpoises living inland in the rivers and streams. During the dry season, as the rivers recede, these porpoises may perish as the water level drops. Marlin and Jim go on an expedition to rescue the trapped llanos porpoises."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Winner (s2, ep21)

Bobby realizes he is the only Brady without a trophy, so Mike and Carol encourage him to enter numerous contests in order to win one. Among his efforts are selling magazines and a televised ice cream eating contest.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Double Parked (s2, ep22)

The neighborhood park is going to be bulldozed so the new court house can be built, prompting the Brady family to go all out to try to save the park. But it's Mike's firm that's in charge of the construction.

11:00am

MeTV Presents: A Very Special Sunday

Happy Days 30th Anniversary Reunion

"Castmembers reunite to celebrate the hit series."

1:00pm

MeTV Presents: A Very Special Sunday

The Andy Griffith Show Reunion

"Cast members from "The Andy Griffith Show" gather to reminisce about the classic 1960s TV series."

2:00pm

MeTV Presents: A Very Special Sunday

I Love Lucy: 50th Anniversary Special

"Celebrities celebrate the legacy of "Lucy!""

4:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

First Six Years, The (hour)

"An hour of the best moments of "Everybody Loves Raymond"'s first six years, with interviews from celebrities about why they love the show and how they can relate to the characters."

5:00pm

All in the Family

200th Episode Celebration Of All In The Family, The (s9, ep22)

Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look at the high points of his ground-breaking TV series.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Betty Boop- Janet Ellis

"Janet Ellis first met and bonded with her husband Len over her collection of Betty Boop memorabilia. Now Len is Janet’s co-collector and a Betty Boop expert in his own right – in fact, he literally wrote the book on Betty collectibles. Lisa joins the couple in the shrine to the classic cartoon character they've built in their home. They share with us such 1930s rarities as an unlicensed bowl featuring both Betty and Mickey Mouse, and a gorgeously preserved wooden figure that is the very first Betty Boop doll. Also on hand is toy treasure hunter Joel Magee, who sets a value on Janet and Len’s entire collection – then tries to lure them into a trade for a beautiful one-of-a-kind modern Betty Boop item. And if that doesn’t have Janet and Len’s head spinning, there’s also a video greeting from the family of Betty Boop’s legendary creator, Max Fleisher."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Foresight Saga (s9, ep19)

The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Life You Save (s9, ep20)

After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie Gets The Business (part 1) (s8, ep1)

When Kelsey finally decides to sell his bar, nothing will stop Archie from getting it--even if it means forging Edith's signature against her will.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Archie Gets The Business (part 2) (s8, ep2)

Edith is upset when she discovers Archie has forged her signature to get the bar. But Mike will influence Mrs. Bunker to change her mind.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Cousin Liz (s8, ep3)

When Cousin Liz dies, Edith and Archie learn more about her than they ever thought. When a roomate of Liz, Veronica, comes out of the closet to Edith, she also admits that she was more than just roomates with Liz.

9:30pm

All in the Family

New Year's Wedding (s6, ep16)

Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Roll! (s6, ep2)

Ray and Debra sit down to play "Sensuoopoly."

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Odd Man Out (s6, ep3)

Frank forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

I Am My Brother's Keeper: Part 1 (s1, ep27)

Rob's shy brother experiences a strange change when he falls asleep.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Sleeping Brother: Part 2 (s1, ep28)

Rob wants his brother to try out for "The Alan Brady Show", but can he be funny and awake?

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Mama Loves Mambo (s4, ep23)

A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Man In The Bottle (s2, ep2)

A discontented curio shop owner thinks he's finally found happiness when a genie grants him four wishes.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Cadaver (s1, ep)

A medical undergraduate tries to get his roommate off the bottle by making him believe he killed a young woman while in a drunken trance.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Nerves (s6, ep12)

Wendell Hayes, the brother of an imprisoned Syndicate enforcer, has stolen a canister of nerve gas and threatens to use it if his brother, Cayman, isn't freed—the IMF must stop him and recover the gas.

3:00am

The Fugitive

The Good Guys And The Bad Guys (s3, ep13)

In the small town of Drover City, Montana, Kimble stumbles onto the annual "vigilante roundup," a carnival of sorts where locals "hunt" down anybody not wearing Western cowboy clothing. After being "lassoed" literally, Kimble is held "prisoner" in the loc

4:00am

Harry O

Ballinger's Choice

"Illicit romance leads to murder as Harry Orwell follows the trail of a married publisher having an affair with a 16-year-old girl."

5:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-32 (s3, ep24)

A girl's life hangs in the balance as the detectives search for the dog that bit her.

5:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-35 (s3, ep25)

An infant girl is found in a garbage can; Joe and Bill use the child's blanket to track down the mother.

Mark Harmon guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Gus Corbin (s7, ep21)

Malloy is asked to fill in for Sgt. MacDonald, leaving Reed to partner with a young probationary officer who lets his judgment be clouded by his constant need to prove himself. On patrol, they search for a purse snatcher inside a church, encounter a burglary in progress at a closed pharmaceutical company and search for an armed robbery suspect in a lumber yard.

6:30am

Adam-12

Dana Hall (s7, ep22)

As Malloy continues his fill-in assignment for Sgt. MacDonald, Reed is paired with the department's first female officer, which presents both of them with a series of unique challenges. On patrol, they detain an underage drunk driver with a dismissive mother, search a parking garage for car strippers and help round up a large group of young people causing trouble outside a rock concert.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Buggin' Out

"Toony tries to cure Bill's fear of insects with the help of live tarantula."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Team (s3, ep39)

While coaching Beaver's football team, Wally makes up a secret play and Beaver just happens to mention it to Penny who inadvertently passes it on to the opposing team.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Won't Eat (s4, ep1)

Beaver is determined not to eat brussels sprouts and adamantly refuses to eat them when June serves them for dinner. In order to go to a football game, Ward makes Beaver promise that he will eat brussels sprouts the next time they are served. Beaver quickly finds himself confronted with the "deadly" vegetables when the Cleavers go out to eat at a posh restaurant.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Envious Editor (s4, ep13)

Slimy publishing tycoon Donald Fletcher buys controlling interest in a respectable but financially troubled publishing house. Fletcher turns things upside down by turning the publications into scandal sheets featuring photographs of scantily clad women.

10:00am

Matlock

The Haunted: Part 1 (s8, ep)

While Cliff investigates a suit of medical malpractice and ends up getting more involved than he should with his client, Matlock investigates the case of the mysterious Rod Greenwood, who happens to bear an eerie resemblance to a dead businessman.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Cocoon: Part 1 (s1, ep1)

Steve McGarrett, head of Hawaii Five-O, investigates the death of a close friend who seems to have drowned. Only when he digs deeper does McGarrett discover the chilling truth of the matter.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Carnival (s1, ep2)

Four carnival performers are stranded after the carnival leaves Walton's Mountain, so they stay with the Waltons while they try to get back home.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Run, Sheep, Run (s10, ep16)

A man causes trouble for a young couple when he buys a ranch from them but refuses to pay for a year.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Silent Thunder (s2, ep13)

Captivated by the pretty, deaf-mute daughter of a reclusive mountain man, Little Joe teaches her sign language. Thrilled with her newfound ability to communicate, Annie mistakes her gratitude to Little Joe for love, much to the chagrin of Albie, who is determined to have her for his own.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Brother-in-law (s1, ep5)

Mark's uncle, Johnny Gibb, a big-time rodeo rider, comes to visit. While Mark idolizes his uncle, Lucas discovers that Johnny is on the run from the law for an Express Office robbery.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Eight Hours To Die (s1, ep6)

Judge Burton seeks "justice" against the hangman who hanged his son; the judge who sentenced his son; and Lucas, the man who caught his son. When Judge Burton discovers that Lucas has a son, he decides that the best way to serve justice is an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a son for a son.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Brian Conlin Story (s8, ep6)

"Brian Conlin walks into Hale's camp, delirious and dehydrated. After he recovers, he leads Coop to his group of Irish immigrants, whose wagons have broken down, and Hale invites them to join the wagon train. However, having been repeatedly turned away from place after place, most members of Conlin's group are slow to trust anyone or accept help."

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Hard Hours (s3, ep19)

Dr. Early is diagnosed with a heart condition and undergoes a bypass. A pro football player is embarrassed to admit that his son tackled him too hard. The firemen rescue a boy trapped in his homemade rocket, a woman with her toe stuck in a bathtub faucet and an electrocution victim.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (part 1)

"A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! "

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (s10, ep1)

A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!

Joey Pants himself, Joey Pantoliano guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Identity Crisis (s10, ep2)

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Rumor At The Top (s10, ep3)

The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting Army rep is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Ring (s6, ep4)

Debra decides to take matters into her own hands when Ray loses his ring.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Sculpture (s6, ep5)

Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with a sculpture she made.

Series finale!

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Rockets Or Romance (s6, ep24)

Hogan becomes the partner of a beautiful underground agent when he and his men team up with the underground to destroy a guided missile battery.

Series premiere!

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Informer (s1, ep1)

Lieutenant Carter enters the camp and Hogan discovers a spy among his men.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Steve Lawrence And Tim Conway

In Monkey Man, Tim is bitten by a chimp and acts like a monkey in front of his fiance's father. Then, in The Ad Men, Tim's old boss tries to woo him back to his old job, angering his current boss.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Baited Hook (s1, ep14)

Robert Dawson confronts Albert Tydings, his partner, about $80,000 missing from Carol Stanley's trust account. Tydings admits he embezzled the money and blackmails Dawson into keeping quiet.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room (s2, ep3)

Ordered to commit a murder, a smalltime hood nervously looks in the mirror and sees the man he could have been.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Dividing Wall (s2, ep)

A break-in gang's newest heist may be their last: the booty contains a radioactive capsule.

2:05am

Mannix

License To Kill—limit Three People (s1, ep8)

Mannix is hired when a sniper begins killing citizens, the prime suspect being an escaped mental patient.

3:05am

Cannon

The Dead Samaritan (s2, ep15)

Mrs. Manning, a former policewoman, hires Cannon when her husband becomes the victim of blackmailers. The man is an electrician specialized in wiretapping. Three criminals find that the electrician has recorded one of his conversations.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Image Of Evil (s3, ep18)

A film director arranges for the death of his leading man.

5:00am

Dragnet

Frauds - Dr-36 (s3, ep26)

Friday and Gannon track down a department store employee who stole $100,000 worth of merchandise in six months.

5:30am

Dragnet

Intelligence - Dr-34 (s3, ep27)

The detectives search out the suppliers of stolen arms for paramilitary groups.

6:00am

Adam-12

Something Worth Dying For: Part 1 (s7, ep23)

After a well known hype is released because of a lack of probable cause, Reed decides to temporarily join the narcotics squad to hone his skills. The demands of the assignment quickly take their toll on him personally, and his worst fears are realized when Malloy assists in a narcotics bust.

Series Finale!

6:30am

Adam-12

Something Worth Dying For: Part 2 (s7, ep24)

Malloy recovers from his gunshot wound and returns to patrol with Reed, where they investigate a suspicious burglary call at a school for women, and confront a pair of armed intruders in a warehouse full of mannequins. Meanwhile, Reed contemplates taking the investigator's exam as he prepares to give a speech in acceptance of the medal of valor for saving Malloy's life.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Model Behavior

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's House Guest (s4, ep2)

A friend Beaver made at summer camp, Chopper, stays with the Cleavers for the weekend. Beaver is quickly introduced to Chopper's unusual life; he is the son of parents who have been married and divorced many times.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Becomes A Hero (s4, ep3)

While Beaver and Wally are fishing an abandoned canoe floats up and they responsibly return it to the owner, whose name had been carved in the paddle. However, after telling his friends the story, they adjust it to make it sound as if Beaver had saved a girl from drowning.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Resolute Reformer (s4, ep14)

Mason represents a citizen's group in hearings on a proposed aqueduct to be named after county engineer William Harper Caine. He gets a stop-work order until a section of the proposed location can be checked for an underground spring.

10:00am

Matlock

The Haunted: Part 2 (s8, ep)

While Cliff investigates a suit of medical malpractice and ends up getting more involved than he should with his client, Matlock investigates the case of the mysterious Rod Greenwood, who happens to bear an eerie resemblance to a dead businessman.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Cocoon: Part 2 (s1, ep2)

McGarrett learns about the assassination campaign against U.S. agents. U.S. intelligence asks him to act as bait. McGarrett cooperates in the fanciful and dangerous attempt to provide false information to Chinese agent Wo Fat.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Calf (s1, ep3)

The children are upset when their father sells a newborn

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Deputy Festus (s10, ep17)

Festus, now Matt's deputy, learns that the drunken trappers he put in jail are his cousins.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Ape (s2, ep14)

Hoss decides to help Arnie, a man who has never learned to control his great strength. Things seem to be working out until Arnie falls for a saloon girl. Hoss realizes that he is facing an uphill battle to help Arnie lead the kind of life that he has always wanted.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Duel Of Honor (s1, ep7)

When an Italian count arrives in North Fork, his strange attire attracts the attention of Groder, a town bully. Groder, trying to have fun with this stranger, destroys some of the count's currency, mocks him and tries to humiliate him. Eventually the count challenges Groder to a duel.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Safe Guard (s1, ep8)

Floyd Doniger comes to North Fork, looking to start a new life. He's got a steady job as the guard at the new bank and he's entertaining ideas of settling down on a spread of his own.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Alice Whitetree Story (s8, ep7)

"Coop falls for a young half-Indian woman wandering alone in the wilderness. He brings her to the wagon train, where Hale discovers she is a survivor of a tribe totally massacred ten years earlier. A sheriff says she has killed two people."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Floor Brigade (s3, ep20)

John and Roy consider going into the floor cleaning business on the side. A hermit is trapped in his cave home. Dr. Morton treats a famous singer. John is injured on a high rescue, and the station battles a chemical warehouse fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Give 'em Hell, Hawkeye (s10, ep4)

Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Wheelers And Dealers (s10, ep5)

On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Communication Breakdown (s10, ep6)

Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Follies Of The Living - Concerns Of The Dead (s10, ep10)

While suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Goes Downstairs (s6, ep6)

After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Jealous Robert (s6, ep7)

Ray urges Debra and Marie to mind their own business.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hold That Tiger (s1, ep2)

The POWs smuggle a tiger tank, about which Klink has been boasting, into camp in order to photograph and study it.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Kommandant Of The Year (s1, ep3)

Stalag 13 is named one of the top 10 prison camps in Germany, but it's just a distraction for Hogan and his men to destroy a secret rocket bomb.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Paul Sand

In After the Wedding, Carol's husband becomes jealous when she kisses another man goodbye. Then, in Energy Crisis Blackouts, everyone's life is complicated when the electricity stops. Finally, in Wedding Plans, divorcees discuss their future wedding plans, only to discover they may still love their old spouse.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fan-dancer's Horse (s1, ep15)

After witnessing an automobile accident, Mason comes to represent the driver of the vehicle, an exotic dancer charged with murder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Thing About Machines (s2, ep4)

A writer feels that the machines in his house are conspiring against him.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Goodbye, George (s2, ep)

A motion picture star receives a surprising stopover from her ex-convict companion, whom she thought was dead.

2:05am

Mannix

Deadfall: Part 1 (s1, ep18)

Intertect is accused of stealing plans and a formula to create a laser ray, forcing Mannix and Lew Wickersham into a deadly feud.

3:05am

Cannon

Death Of A Stone Seahorse (s2, ep16)

A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Fantasy Of Fear (s3, ep19)

A series of strange events lead the victim of a nervous-breakdown to the edge of a relapse.

5:00am

Dragnet

Personnel - The Shooting (s4, ep1)

The problems of policemen's wives.

5:30am

Dragnet

Homicide - The Student (s4, ep2)

The police go after a college student who has turned to murder.

Series premiere!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 1 -- The Impossible Mission (s1, ep1)

Malloy plans to resign at the end of shift due to the death of his previous partner but is assigned a rookie partner, Reed. Malloy decides the green Reed is worthy of his effort to train him, leading Malloy to stay on the job.

Cloris Leachman guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 141 -- The Color Tv Bandit (s1, ep2)

Malloy and Reed learn of a serial home burglar stealing color TVs. They stumble upon the suspect's car with unusual results. Also, Reed must come to terms with his anger over a drug using mother that endangered her children to score dope.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

2025 Rewind

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally The Lifeguard

"Wally is all set to begin his job as a lifeguard but is let down when he learns that had been a mistake and he's not old enough to fill the position, so instead he is hired to sell candy and hot dogs."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Freckles (s4, ep5)

When Clarence gets fed up with Beaver calling him Lumpy, he gives Beaver a new nickname, Freckles. This leads Beaver to become self-conscious about his freckles and takes steps to try to remove them.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fickle Fortune (s4, ep15)

Ralph Duncan is a civil servant whose job is to inventory the estates of wealthy decedants. One day, he returns home with $153,000 worth of old greenbacks he discovered while going through a recently deceased old woman's home.

10:00am

Matlock

The Conspiracy (s8, ep)

Matlock defends a lawyer accused of murdering an associate who'd accused him of botching a lawsuit involving toxic waste polluters.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Full Fathom Five (s1, ep3)

Rich widows from the mainland are turning up missing soon after visiting the Hawaiian Islands. McGarrett suspects that a single person or group is behind the disappearances. Thus, Five-O sends a policewoman undercover on a cruise as bait.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Hunt (s1, ep4)

John-Boy goes on his first turkey hunt with his father and two of his friends

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

One Killer On Ice (s10, ep18)

Two bounty hunters talk Matt into protecting them and their prisoner from ambush.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Blood Line (s2, ep15)

The son of Luke Grayson wants revenge when he discovers that Ben Cartwright killed his father, even though it was in self-defense. Despite this, Ben and Hoss are determined to help the young man find a new life for himself.

Dan Blocker guest stars!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sister (s1, ep9)

Rebecca Snipe is returning to North Fork after a long visit away. Upon her arrival, Mark is smitten with her and gets it in his head to play matchmaker between her and his pa.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

New Orleans Menace (s1, ep10)

Tiffauges, a wealthy and sadistic Frenchman who is used to getting whatever he wants, decides he wishes to purchase the McCain Ranch. Tiffauges' lead man, Xavier, proclaims Lucas to be muy macho, and does not believe Lucas will give in so easily.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Those Who Stay Behind (s8, ep8)

"Hale is unable to take everybody on the next phase and has to turn down some of those applying. One is Ben Campbell, an ex-convict who is being hunted by his escaped former partner, who believes Ben turned him in to the law among others."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Propinquity (s3, ep21)

Roy spends the night at John's place while his house is being fumigated, which is one night too many. A woman is trapped inside a car while it burns around her; the ambulance carrying Roy and the victim is hit by a car. A man having a heart attack refuses to leave a poker game unless John agrees to play out the man's hand. An explosion at an abandoned refinery injures several workers.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Snap Judgment: Part 1 (s10, ep7)

The military police think they've solved a rash of thefts at the 4077th when they apprehend Klinger with Hawkeye's stolen camera.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Snappier Judgment: Part 2 (s10, ep8)

B.J. and Hawkeye resolve to clear Klinger's name after he chooses Winchester to defend him at his military court-martial.

The 200th episode of M*A*S*H

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

A War For All Seasons (s9, ep6)

On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Birthday Girls (s10, ep11)

Margaret's birthday plans are spoiled when she and Klinger get stranded on a desolate roadside. Meanwhile, Charles gives a lecture for Margaret, and the surgeons assist in the delivery of a calf.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

It's Supposed To Be Fun (s6, ep8)

Ray is mortified when Geoff has trouble getting the hang of the game.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Raybert (s6, ep10)

Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray Barone's sports column.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Late Inspector General (s1, ep4)

A visiting general upsets plans to blow up a train.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Flight Of The Valkyrie (s1, ep5)

Because of all the "funny business" going on, Klink brings in Colonel Crittendon to replace Hogan as officer in charge of POWs. His arrival louses up plans to help a German baroness escape to England.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest James Coco

In Parkay Margarine, Carol fights with a container of margarine. Then, in One Way Ticket, a parody of "An Affair to Remember", a dying woman falls for a death-row inmate, and they plan to meet in Tijuana on New Year's Eve.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Demure Defendant (s1, ep16)

Nadine Marshall lives with her Uncle Martin and Captain Hugo. She comes home excited one day with the news of her engagement to John Locke. When she tells her uncle, he shows her disquieting papers about her family.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Howling Man (s2, ep5)

A man on a walking trip of post-World War I Europe gets caught in a storm. He takes shelter in a remote monastery and finds a mysterious prisoner.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

How To Get Rid Of Your Wife (s2, ep)

A submissive gentleman and his shrewish wife put together separate plans to murder each other.

2:05am

Mannix

Deadfall: Part 2 (s1, ep19)

Mannix is fired from Intertect while his boss suffers from a medically induced psychosis, causing Joe to use desperate measures to crack the case and save Wickersham's life.

3:05am

Cannon

Moving Target (s2, ep17)

A murderer believes there's no other way out than putting the blame of a crime he committed on his sister, a retarded girl.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Doomed Alibi (s3, ep20)

An actor-turned-business frames his double for the murder of his partner.

5:00am

Dragnet

S.i.u. - The Ring (s4, ep3)

Friday and Gannon recruit a woman cop to nab a burglar.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Medical (s4, ep4)

Friday and Gannon investigate cases in a hospital emergency ward.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 131 -- Reed, The Dicks Have Their Job And We Have Ours (s1, ep4)

Malloy teaches raw rookie Reed about the job that detectives play when a murder scene must be secured and turned over. Reed learns to be content with his role and responsibilities in a uniformed radio car when they arrest fleeing fugitives.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 11 -- It's Just A Little Dent, Isn't It? (s1, ep3)

Reed dents the fender of the patrol car while putting gas in it and frets the entire shift about the impact of it on his career. Meanwhile they deal with a man who wants revenge against a woman who testified against his son.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Palm Springs Paradise

"Toony and Bill visit the retro resorts and other sites of the Coachella Valley."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Big Contest (s4, ep6)

Constantly entering contests, Beaver's latest one has him selling raffle tickets in hopes of winning a prize. Surprisingly, he does indeed win third prize and the prize is a $3,500 sports car. However, his dreams are dashed when Eddie's premonition comes true, Ward breaks the news that Beaver can't keep the car.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Miss Lander's Fiancee

"While doing some yard work for Miss Landers, Beaver and Whitey witness their favorite teacher in the midst of a gentleman caller, which makes Beaver a bit jealous. However, Beaver gets sick to his stomach when he discovers Miss Landers is engaged to be married and the man he saw was her fiance."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Waylaid Wolf (s4, ep16)

Womanizing playboy Loring Lamont has his sights set on Arlene Ferris, his father's shapely secretary. He lures her to his beachfront bachelor pad with seduction on his mind. Arlene slaps the rotter and flees taking Loring's car back into town.

10:00am

Matlock

Matlock's Bad, Bad, Bad Dream (s8, ep)

Matlock dreams that he, Leanne, Billy and Cliff are in 1932 and are involved with the murder of a sax player.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Strangers In Our Own Land (s1, ep4)

While investigating the assassination of a native Hawaiian official, McGarrett learns that some fellow Hawaiians resented the victim's pro-development policies.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Typewriter (s1, ep5)

John-Boy borrows an antique typewriter from the Baldwin sisters so he can submit a proper manuscript to a magazine

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Chief Joseph (s10, ep19)

A desperately ill chief causes tension when he lodges in the Dodge House.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Courtship (s2, ep16)

Hoss finds himself falling in love with widow Helen Layton and intends to marry her, unaware of her true nature.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Apprentice Sheriff (s1, ep11)

Dan Willard is filling in as temporary marshal while Micah is away. Some Texas cowhands are in North Fork looking for some fun and relaxation, but Dan keeps coming down hard on them.

Vic Morrow guest stars!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Angry Gun (s1, ep13)

Lucas and Mark, returning from selling their herd, share the stagecoach trip with a Marshal and his prisoner, Johnny Cotton. Johnny's gang arrives to free their partner and steal the contents of the stage's strongbox, as well as Lucas' money and rifle.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Nancy Styles Story (s8, ep9)

"Spoiled Nancy Styles, claiming to be the daughter of the owner of the company that owns the wagon train, is determined to get to Denver by forcing her way onto it and then Hale makes it clear he plans to bypass the city due to early snow."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Inventions (s3, ep22)

The firemen enter a contest to invent new firefighting tools. The paramedics handle victims of possible radiation poisoning. A comatose man is suffering from a mysterious ailment. A woman’s overweight son is wedged in her living room ceiling. The firemen respond to a leak at a chemical plant.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Blood And Guts (s10, ep12)

Hawkeye is outraged when a sensationalistic war correspondent, Clayton Kibbee, reports irresponsible G.I. stunts as tales of military valor.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

A Holy Mess (s10, ep13)

An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer.

Academy Award nominee Laurence Fishburne guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Tooth Shall Set You Free (s10, ep14)

Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Pressure Points (s10, ep15)

Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Kicker, The (s6, ep11)

Frank catches a football from a record setting field goal.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tissues (s6, ep13)

Debra agrees to let Ray be more involved in the daily decision making.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

German Bridge Is Falling Down (s1, ep7)

The heroes plan to blow up a bridge near camp when a bomber raid fails.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Movies Are Your Best Escape (s1, ep8)

Hogan must discover what is contained within the documents of a visiting German general.

Watch the legendary sketch "The Dentist" in this memorable episode

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Season 2, Episode 21

"Guest Tim Conway breaks up Harvey in one of the series' all-time funniest sketches: "The Dentist." Also: jealous understudy Carol looks to steal the show from a Broadway star (guest Ethel Merman.)"

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sun Bather's Diary (s1, ep17)

Arlene Dowling reports the theft of all her belongings, including a diary detailing a bank heist.

Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Eye Of The Beholder (s2, ep6)

A bandaged young woman awaits the outcome of an experimental treatment that has been administered to her in a last-ditch effort to make her appear normal.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Three Wives Too Many (s2, ep)

Marion Brown takes radical action when she learns that her spouse has three wives too many.

2:05am

Mannix

You Can Get Killed Out There (s1, ep20)

Mannix's attempt to locate a stolen necklace leads him to a case of murder and fraud.

3:05am

Cannon

Murder For Murder (s2, ep18)

A writer was murdered. His latest book would deal with the biography of an industrialist. Cannon must protect the co-author and investigate the activities of the industrialist.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadlier Species, The (s3, ep21)

A lawyer is killed when he finds out who's been swindling women.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary - Mister (s4, ep5)

The police zero in on a rat: a forger, bigamist and thief who even robs from the blind.

5:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Little Pusher (s4, ep6)

Friday investigates the junior high drug scene.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 91 -- You're Not The First Guy's Had The Problem (s1, ep5)

Reed's ability to focus on his job is put to the test when his close friend and fellow academy partner is critically wounded during a robbery.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 161 -- And You Want Me To Get Married! (s1, ep6)

After an evening at Jim's with his wife, Pete's girlfriend, Donna, is making marriage comments that has Pete running for cover. Mixed in with their calls is a domestic noise complaint Pete uses to support his bachelorhood.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Stuntman Bill

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie's Double Cross

"Eddie crawls through the Cleaver house spreading the news that he's going steady with Caroline Schuster, something that worries June who doesn't want Wally to get any ideas about going steady. However, Wally has other worries when he overhears Caroline saying that she's only using Eddie while her boyfriend is grounded. Leaving Wally with the decision to tell Eddie or not."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's I.q. (s4, ep9)

After learning that he's going to be taking an I.Q. test, Beaver hits the books, scared after his friends tell him that if he doesn't pass he will be sent to "dumb school."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wintry Wife (s4, ep17)

Inventor Walter Randall wants a divorce from his cold-blooded wife, Laura, in order to be with Phyllis Hudson. Laura decides to get back at Walter by blackmailing one of his assistants into building a bomb that will destroy Walter's underwater sounding invention.

10:00am

Matlock

The Defendant (s8, ep)

Leanne falls for Matlock's new client, a philanthropist accused of murdering his business partner.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Tiger By The Tail (s1, ep5)

A struggling young singer plans his own kidnapping as a publicity stunt. After his unsuspecting wealthy father offers to pay any amount of money, the singer's associates turn on him in an attempt to get the ransom.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Star (s1, ep6)

A meteorite crashes through the roof of the Baldwin sisters' "Recipe"" room

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Circus Trick (s10, ep20)

Festus' girlfriend joins a circus troupe.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Bride (s2, ep18)

A woman shows up to the Ponderosa claiming to have just married Ben. The problem is, Ben has never seen her before in his life!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Young Englishman (s1, ep12)

Lucas gets in trouble when he accuses the foreman of a neighboring ranch of rustling some of his cattle.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Gaucho (s1, ep14)

Rumson, without even saying to whom he had sold his property, left the bill of sale with the bank and moved away from North Fork. Curge, who's highest offer was upped by $1,000, is upset because Rumson sold out to a "peppergut."

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Richard Bloodgood Story (s8, ep10)

"A blind man called Sangre has joined the wagon train along with his guide. He is actually Coop's boyhood blood brother Richard Bloodgood, and he openly states his plan to kill Coop. Coop gets very hostile and refuses to discuss it whenever Charlie or Barnaby ask the reason Richard wants to kill him, but they know it has to do with the death of a beautiful woman long ago."

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Screenwriter (s4, ep1)

A screenwriter spends a day observing Squad 51 at work, including a motorcycle accident, a worker suffering from exposure to chemicals, the delivery of a baby and a fire at a toy factory.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Where There's A Will, There's A War (s10, ep16)

Hawkeye goes to help at an aid station, and under heavy shelling he draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Promotion Commotion (s10, ep17)

Winchester, Pierce and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Heroes (s10, ep18)

Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, "Gentleman" Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Sons And Bowlers (s10, ep19)

After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger are the only two good bowlers in the camp, so BJ and Father Mulcahy are "recruited" to the team.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Snow Day (s6, ep14)

Marie reveals her true feelings for Debra.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cookies (s6, ep15)

Ray's parents' house is targeted by Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Go Light On The Heavy Water (s1, ep9)

Hogan plans to destroy a heavy water supply by convincing Klink it is a youth potion.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Top Hat, White Tie And Bomb Sight (s1, ep10)

Hogan uses Klink to contact an Allied spy after Klink bugs the prisoners' quarters.

Carl Reiner guest stars!

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Carl Reiner

In Accident Prone, an accident prone Carol tries to get insurance before she's hurt. Then, in Funny Lady, a comedian can't stop cracking jokes in her marriage counseling session. Finally, in Supermarket Checker, Carol plays a slow, obnoxious checker, determined to embarrass Harvey who's on a date.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Cautious Coquette (s1, ep18)

Mason navigate his way through a hornet's nest of murder, hit-and-run, secret marriage and a missing witness.

William Shatner experiences terror, this time at a lonely diner.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Nick Of Time (s2, ep7)

A superstitious newlywed becomes obsessed by a penny fortune-telling machine when he and his new wife are stranded with car trouble.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Magic Shop (s2, ep)

A little boy vanishes in a magic shop, only to reappear later with supernatural powers and evil intentions.

2:05am

Mannix

Another Final Exit (aka The Box) (s1, ep21)

Bernie Farmer is mistaken as being responsible for a missing million dollars used as bait in a drug ring.

3:05am

Cannon

To Ride A Tiger

"Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Poisoned Pigeon (s3, ep22)

A pair of con artists murder a victim who's found them out.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Billie Jo's Independence Day (s3, ep18)

Billie Jo moves out from under her mother's roof and discovers that independence has its drawbacks.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Yogurt, Anyone? (s3, ep19)

High-schooler Betty Jo poses as a college coed to gain the interest of a handsome college boy.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Chickadee Returns (s2, ep7)

Jethro is still hoping to marry burlesque dancer Chickadee Laverne, and she is still hoping for a dance engagement from the Clampetts. Chickadee returns to the mansion, making Jethro very happy. However, her plan to show them her new act, Little Red Riding Hood, goes haywire thanks to a meddling raccoon.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Are Overdrawn (s2, ep8)

After seeing the pool man putting chlorine in the pool, thinking it is poison, and getting a letter they are overdrawn, the Clampetts think that they are broke and Drysdale is trying to get rid of them. However, this is all a misunderstanding, since the letter Jed got was meant for another J.D. Clampett, Jake, who is an out-of-work actor. When Jake gets Jed’s letter, he takes advantage of the notice that he has $36 million dollars, buying a new car and other things.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Cartoons Ain’t Human, You’re Not Built That Way, Wood-peckin’

"Popeye creates his own cartoon idea and casts himself as the hero and Olive as the heroine in a spoof of an old-fashioned melodrama., Pudgy the pup tries to emulate a tough bulldog, but Betty Boop sings him the error of his ways., Popeye tangles with a tough woodpecker."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Life With Tom, Papa Gets The Bird, Tops With Pops

"Tom reads Jerry's bestselling book, "Life with Tom" and experiences some flashbacks., Papa Bear, in an effort to prove he is worthwhile, decides to give Mama Bear’s pet canary a bath with disastrous results., Tom accidentally grabs Tyke, Spike the bulldog's son, when he is trying to get to Jerry."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

The Loan Stranger, Space Mouse, Sleepy Time Bear, A Lad In Bagdad, Knock Knock, Punchy Pooch, Astronut Woody

"A wolf in loan officer's clothing pursues Woody after he forgets to repay a loan., Doc tries to capture and sell Hickory and Dickory as lab mice to NASA., Chilly has to save a hibernating Maxie from a hunter trying to capture him for the zoo., When a crooked magic lamp salesman sells Woody a lamp that actually turns out to be magic, he tries to get it back., Andy and Papa try to stop Woody from pecking on their roof., Doc enters Champ in a boxing match with a kangaroo. When he hears that the kagaroo doesn't fight fair, he uses many tactics to even the scales., Woody mistakes a rocket headed for the moon for a luxury treehouse."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

The Unruly Hare, Hot Rod And Reel, Honey's Money, Rabbit Of Seville, Bartholomew Versus The Wheel, The Astroduck, Knight-mare Hare

"As a surveyor, Elmer Fudd is disturbing Bugs Bunny's peace. , The Coyote finds himself in a lot of situations where he's falling in this one. , Sam marries an ugly, mean widow for her money. , Elmer's hunting for Bugs lands them both on stage at the Hollywood Bowl. , A story about a dog named Bartholomew whose tail is run over by a scooter wheel. This experience left him mad, and spurs up a life-long pursuit of misadventures stealing wheels., Daffy takes up residence in a Mexican mansion; however, he is upset to find that his new abode is already inhabited by Speed Gonzales. So Daffy tries various methods to kick him out. , An apple falls on Bugs' hairdryer sending him back to medieval England."

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Bleak Island (s4, ep21)

West visits an eerie island to get a diamond for the National Museum.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Clay Shelby Story (s8, ep11)

"With Hawks ill and Comanches threatening to attack, an Army troop meets up with the wagon train. The Indians appear to greatly outnumber the soldiers, so to give the train hope the troop's lieutenant falsely tells Hale and Coop that there is also a relief column headed their way. Complicating matters even more, a sergeant from the troop recognizes Clay Shelby, a young man on the wagon train traveling with his pregnant wife, as a deserter from back in the Civil War whom he blames for the death of his brother."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Lady From Mesa (s2, ep28)

Long-time Barkley cowhand Sam Williams is badly injured on guard-duty. Feeling guilty for allowing Williams on the job, Nick is determined to bring Sam’s daughter to his side. She’s a schoolteacher in Mesa, Nevada…or is she?

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Song For Dying (s10, ep21)

A carefree minstrel faces the wrath of the vengeful Lukens clan.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Spitfire (s2, ep17)

After Joe shoots and kills a man starting a fire on the Ponderosa in self-defense, the Cartwrights have their hands full protecting Joe from the dead man's vengeful clan.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Pet (s1, ep15)

Ward Haskins guns down Joe Flecker, who has evidence that could be used to blackmail him. Haskins thinks the information was given to Lucas because he brought Flecker to the doctor before he died. Stirred up by Haskins behavior, Lucas goes through Flecker's things, finding a wanted poster for Haskins in the sole of Flecker's boot.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Sheridan Story (s1, ep16)

Frank Blandon, a man with only one good arm, wanders onto the ranch. Lucas gives Blandon a job to "hire him and Mark a clear conscience." General Sheridan and his patrol wander by and Lucas offers to let them stay the night at the ranch. Blandon once pulled a gun on General Sheridan; as it turns out, Blandon was a Confederate soldier who once had General Sheridan in his gun sight during the war.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Winter Soldier (s7, ep21)

An Army deserter has left stolen Army property at Favor's camp, and is intent on stealing money from a father and daughter who have recently left the drovers' camp alone.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Manhunter (s2, ep1)

Paladin is forced to kill Jimmy Dawes, wanted for murder. When he takes him back to his home town, the townspeople, the sheriff and the boy's brothers give him a hostile welcome.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Vendetta (s2, ep28)

Josh captures and returns a wanted recruit to an Army camp. The commanding officer re-instates the man and refuses to pay Randall his bounty money.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Cash And Carry, Dizzy Detectives, Violent Is The Word For Curly, Creeps, Sweet And Hot, Wham Bam Slam

"Con Men or Good Samaritans? Larry, Moe and Curly blast into the U.S. Treasury in order to get cash to help a poor girl's disabled brother. , The Stooges are carpenters who become policemen. A mysterious burglar disguised as a gorilla has the cops baffled and Mr. Dill, the head of the citizens league, threatening the police chief's job. The boys go on the case and pose as night watchmen at an antiques store. They confront the crook, who turns out to be a real gorilla owned by Dill. After defeating Dill and some other bad guys in a wild fight, the gorilla drinks some nitroglycerin and blows up. , Shemp is a sick man with a bad case of nerves. The stooge's friend Claude, a self-taught healer, tries to cure Shemp with various home- made remedies. When nothing seems to work, Claude suggests they buy his old lemon of a car so they can take Shemp on a trip to the country. The car won't start, and the trip never gets off the ground, but not to worry, Shemp is cured by all the excitement. , It's full service fun when three college professors are literally blown way by the Three Stooges when they stop at their filling station. , The stooges are movers for an express company and on a rainy night are sent to move some junk, including a suit of armor, from a spooky old house., Nightclub performer Larry wants Joe and his sister Tiny to join the act. The only problem is that Tiny is afraid to sing in front of people. They take her to a psychiatrist (Moe) who cures her, and the act is a success. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Blood From The Mummy's Tomb

"An archaeological expedition uncovers a coffin with an Egyptian evil awaiting."

The Penguin runs for mayor of Gotham City in this memorable episode!

10:30pm

Batman

Hizzoner The Penguin (s2, ep17)

After several heroic feats, the Penguin campaigns to be the Mayor of Gotham City. Batman realizes the only way to stop him is to run for mayor himself.

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Return Of The Archons (s1, ep21)

The Enterprise encounters a seemingly peaceful civilization run by a "benevolent" being named Landru.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Mr. Zero (s5, ep12)

A little man from Mars appears. He has the unwitting power to freeze people with his finger, and criminals trick him into helping them.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Whatever Goes Up (s5, ep13)

Jimmy accidentally discovers an anti-gravity fluid, but then he can't remember the formula.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Blast Off Into Space (s2, ep1)

Dr. Smith and Will befriend an old miner named Nerim. After a series of earthquakes indicates that the planet is breaking up, Dr. Smith tries to convince them that it is merely the effects of mining, and no harm will come to the planet. John informs him that he is wrong and that the Robinson family will be departing within the day. It is a race against time to escape the crumbling planet.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Heat Monster (s3, ep17)

The Seaview battles alien heat monsters on the arctic ice cap.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

A Small War (s2, ep22)

A sadistic child discovers the Earthlings and unleashes his mechanical toys against them.

Series finale!

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Town Of Terror (s1, ep30)

Tony and Doug are propelled into the future (1978) to fight invaders siphoning off the Earth's oxygen.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Mutation (s1, ep3)

David meets a stripper who claims to have seen something strange in the desert, but a secret jeopardizes his life.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Seekers

"Before the mountain's hit by a storm,a military man,Master Sargent Monahan arrives,whom Mad Jack mistakes for an infamous being of sorts. It's up to Adams to not only prepare all for the storm but to prove the identity of the Sgt. as well."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

To Rope A Grizzly

"Marlin and Stan are invited to help capture one of the most feared animals on four legs, a livestock marauding grizzly. They plan to use the only capture method suited to the animal and the country – roping the fierce and powerful bear."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Sea Lion Number Seven

"Far out in the Pacific Ocean lies a tiny island. Once every year, these barren rocks explode with life as Steller sea lions come ashore by the thousands to breed and give birth to their young. Marlin sails to the island to join a team of scientists to observe and take part in a tagging project."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Return Of The Salmon

"In the chill, glacier-fed streams of Alaska sockeye salmon are born, and follow the current to the sea. After two or three great annual circuits of the North Pacific, the call comes to return."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

In Search Of A Giant Armadillo

"Marlin and Stan journey to Guyana, South America in search of one of the world’s rarest wild animals, the giant armadillo."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Chase By Copter

"Marlin and Jim take to the air in a helicopter for two thrilling hunts over Canada…one in search of a giant moose and then in the mountains of western Canada for a mountain goat roundup."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Lion Country

"Probably the greatest of the great cats is the king of beasts … the African lion. Roaming the open savannas, its roar is a threat to all who live within its range. Its amazing physical abilities make it the most feared hunter on the African continent."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Alice's September Song (s2, ep23)

An old boyfriend of Alice's is in town and begins to wine and dine her, putting a strain on her relationship with Sam. But the old flame appears to have other intentions in mind.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Tell It Like It Is (s2, ep24)

Carol has been acting mysteriously lately and Mike and Alice can't figure out what she's up to. It's discovered that Carol is writing an article about life with the Brady family for Tomorrow's Woman Magazine.

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Go Hollywood (s2, ep9)

Jake and Opal Clampett are continuing to stay at the Clampett mansion, and Elly and Jethro are more than happy to serve them. But Granny isn’t impressed by Jake at all, and isn’t even sure if Jake is related to Jed. Jethro and Elly both decide they want to get into the movie business, and the two get help from Jake and Opal. Jethro turns into a Marlon Brando-type and Elly fancies herself a glamorous movie star, taking the name Venus Adore.

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Garden Party (s2, ep11)

Mrs. Drysdale is having a garden party and tells the Clampetts not to attend. However, they misunderstand and think she wants them to come. Jane and Drysdale try to stop them, but when they say how they still want to go, Jane arranges for them to have society clothes. When they arrive at the party, Mrs. Drysdale sends them back next door to handle the overflow crowd.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy Gets A Paris Gown (s5, ep20)

Lucy decides to go on a hunger strike until Ricky agrees to buy her a designer dress. The plan works perfectly, even though Ethel has been smuggling food to Lucy. But when Ricky discovers what Lucy has been up to, he puts together a crazy outfit made of burlap and passes it off as a Paris original.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Glamour Girl (s4, ep10)

Wally is shocked to learn that the glamorous Kitty Bannerman is visiting Mayfield and he's afraid that she will find out that he's not the rich hot shot that he told her he was in the letters that he had sent her.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Chuckie's New Shoes (s4, ep11)

A neighbor gives Wally the responsibility of taking her son, Chuckie, down to the shoe store to pick out a pair of shoes. However, when Wally gives the job to Beaver, Beaver finds himself searching for Chuckie, who has gotten himself lost.

2:00pm

Charlie's Angels

Hellride (s1, ep1)

Sabrina becomes a race driver while Kelly, Jill and Bosley assume unusual disguises to learn why a pretty woman driver lost control of her car and died in a flaming wreck. They discover a conspiracy that extends far beyond the track.

3:00pm

Hart to Hart

Hit Jennifer Hart

"When Jonathan uncovers a scandal effecting dockworkers, a hit man posing as a long lost cousin is hired to kill Jennifer."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Escape / Cinderella Girls

"With the help of Ipsy Dauphin, Gregory Udall satisfies his ego and performs the "Ultimate Escape" on Fantasy Island."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Love Boat Musical (my Ex-mom / The Show Must Go On / The Pest / My Aunt, The Worrier) (part 1)

"The crew surprises Captain Stubing with the news that they are putting on a musical revue as entertainment for the passengers, with a script co-written by Gopher and Isaac. The Captain publicly declines to play the lead role in it, but privately fantasizes about being in it and even practices for it."

6:30pm

Collector's Call

David Meinz- Vintage Fitness Fads

"Dietician and nutritionist David Meinz has collected a museum's worth of samples, advertising, and more showcasing America's decades-long love affair with quack cures and weird weight-loss schemes. Americana expert Henry Tankersley weighs in on the market value of David's wildest finds, from weight-loss cigarettes to a vitamin mixture made with alcohol, for the whole family!"

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Picture This (s10, ep20)

Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen back together.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

That Darn Kid (s10, ep21)

Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling its milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Edith's 50th Birthday (part 1) (s8, ep4)

Before Edith arrives home, Gloria and Mike teaches Archie the plan for Edith 50th birthday surprise party which will be taken at 6 o'clock at the Stivics house. Edith comes back home while Archie and the Stivics leave to decorate the house for the party. A sudden knock at the door reveals a cop. Edith welcomes the policeman inside the house who claims that there's a rapist in town but he slips out that it's him. Edith is held at gunpoint and pushed on the couch. The rapist slowly strips Edith! Before it can go any longer, the phone rings. The rapist orders Edith to get rid of the caller as soon as possible. When she does, Archie knocks at the door, wondering why the hell the door is locked. The rapist hides himself in the closet and once again orders Edith to get rid of Archie. She does as quickly as possible. Still stranded in the house with the armed man, they suddenly smell something burning. It was the cake which Edith previously started to bake. They rush to the oven where the room is just smoke. When she it pulls, she tosses the hot cake in the rapist's face and rushes outside the kitchen door, but he stops her. She knees him in the groin and exits as soon as possible out of the front door and interupts the party, running into Archie's arms.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's 50th Birthday (part 2) (s8, ep5)

When Edith tells the story to the family in tears, Gloria and Mike believe she should report to the police while Archie fears Edith will be the one going to jail. Two weeks later, Edith is still ironing sheets for no reason and keeps running upstairs when someone knocks on the door. Gloria tells her dad to give her some TLC (Tender Loving Care). But while he does so, Gloria gets a call from the policemen asking her to identify the rapist. Edith is afraid, but with convincing, Archie takes Edith to the police station.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Unequal Partners (s8, ep6)

Archie must delay his weekend fishing trip with Barney when Edith announces that she has invited people from the SunShine Home to attend an elderly couple's wedding at 704 on the same day Archie planned to leave.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie's Grand Opening (s8, ep7)

On the eve of his grand opening, Harry quits Archie's bar when the bigot bosses Harry around. Helpless, Edith and the Stivics come on time and gladly decide to help out. With a great crowd, Archie faces more problems; Mike can't get the right mixes, Edith sings, the guys are after Gloria and not only that, Archie's boss at the loading docks arrive where Archie quits, upseting Edith.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lucky Suit (s6, ep16)

Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Skit, The (s6, ep17)

Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of Frank and Marie.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Bad Old Days (s1, ep29)

Rob yearns for the good 'ol days... until a dream takes him back to reality.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Sol And The Sponsor (s1, ep30)

Rob's old Army buddy visits and insults a big sponsor.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Please Leave The Premises (s4, ep24)

The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Trouble With Templeton (s2, ep9)

An aging actor longing for the good old days is given a sobering glimpse of the past he holds so dear.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Beyond The Sea Of Death (s2, ep)

After a failed marriage to a fortune hunter, heiress Grace Renford vows to never make the same blunder again.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Run For The Money (s6, ep13)

Syndicate members Trask and Mason control the Syndicate's illegal racing operations, with Trask ruthlessly dispatches the competition—the IMF must take them out.

3:00am

The Fugitive

The End Of The Line

"As Dr. Kimble attempts to return a wallet that he stole, he witnesses a murder and becomes the prime suspect himself."

4:00am

Harry O

Second Sight

"Harry Orwell is drawn into an extraordinary mystery when he follows a trail of murders forecast by a novelist suffering from hysterical blindness."

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Cigarette Butt (s4, ep7)

A murder victim's smoking habits help Friday track down the killer.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Missing Person (s4, ep8)

A high school student is missing.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 71 -- I Feel Like A Fool, Malloy (s1, ep7)

It is a shift of conflicts forcing Malloy and Reed to use their wits to keep control and make the right decisions end on a low note.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 72 -- El Presidente (s1, ep8)

Malloy teases Reed about calculating the cost of a new house while their first baby is still six months away. In the meantime they settle a domestic dispute between arguing neighbors and help a taxi driver who was just robbed as well as a local man mistaken as the president by a group of rural Mexicans. Finally, they must arrest a psychotic shooter holed up in his house.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Cornhusker State

"Oh my, Omaha! Nebraska's splendor is savored by Toony and Bill."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Kenneth (s4, ep12)

While at a parent's meeting, June leans from Miss Landers that someone has been stealing in Beaver's class. So far a baseball glove, a lunch box and a baseball cap were heisted. Later, June makes a shocking discovery; she finds the stolen items under Beaver's bed. This leaves June and Ward wondering if they're raising a thief.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Accordian (s4, ep13)

An advertisement in the mail for a free tryout of an accordion has Beaver sneaking around behind Ward's back. After rescuing the flyer from the trash, Beaver sends it in and indeed gets an accordion that he quickly finds hard to hide from his parents.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Angry Dead Man (s4, ep18)

Willard Nesbitt faked his drowning death in a boating accident so his wife could collect the double indemnity life insurance money.

10:00am

Matlock

The Kidnapping: Part 1 (s8, ep)

Abductors try to kidnap Leanne but take Billy instead and hold him for ransom.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Samurai (s1, ep6)

McGarrett protects suspected gangster Tokura from Japanese assassins, even as he and Five-O try to find evidence linking Tokura to organized crime.

John Ritter guest stars!

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Sinner (s1, ep7)

A young preacher, Matthew Fordwick (John Ritter), comes to Walton's Mountain fresh from seminary, where he has learned the currently-popular fire and brimstone style of preaching.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Winner Take All (s10, ep22)

Matt intervenes when an intense feud between the Renner brothers reaches its breaking point.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Bank Run (s2, ep19)

Joe and Hoss get in some trouble when they "rob" the bank.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Retired Gun (s1, ep17)

Wes Carney and his wife, Clair, want to settle down and they figure North Fork might do fine. Wes is a well known gunfighter, who has promised Clair that he would hang up his guns for good. The Carney's want to live a simple, honest life and the Feed and Grain Store, which is up for sale, seems like it might work for them.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Photographer (s1, ep18)

Abel Goss, the photographer who took Lucas' wedding photograph, is in North Fork doing a portrait of Mark standing in the street. When Goss sees Col. Whiteside and his sidekick, Jamison, he recognizes them as the butchers who tortured him and others while he was captive in a Civil War prison camp.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Hector Heatherton Story (s8, ep13)

"Charlie has finally found someone else who shares his dream of man being able to fly, henpecked inventor Hector Heatherton, who has been working on an idea for building a flying machine so Charlie volunteers to build a machine for Hector."

5:00pm

Emergency!

I'll Fix It (s4, ep2)

A woman's husband is trapped under their house, where a natural oil well has erupted. John tries to fix a boy's bike. A boy who wants to become a doctor is admitted to Rampart. The firemen rescue a child stuck in a pipe. Roy and John remove a ring from a young man’s finger. Roy and Capt. Stanley struggle with a shutoff valve at a burning building.

Kellye Nakahara gets her big moment and Rita Wilson guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hey, Look Me Over (s11, ep1)

Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to nurses besides her.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Foreign Affairs (s11, ep3)

The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Joker Is Wild (s11, ep4)

Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Who Knew? (s11, ep5)

Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Breakup Tape, The (s6, ep18)

Debra wants to know why Ray saved a gift for his college girlfriend.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Talk To Your Daughter (s6, ep19)

Ray is totally unprepared for Ally's line of questions.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Happiness Is A Warm Sergeant (s1, ep11)

After Klink finds Sergeant Schultz drunk he gets a tough new replacement.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Scientist (s1, ep12)

LeBeau pretends to be a famous French scientist who is visiting camp while Hogan smuggles the real one out.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Steve Lawrence And Tim Conway

In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic kitchen products. Then, in The Oldest Man, a fast-changing actor hires the Oldest Man. Finally, in Day Shift-Night Shift, Carol and Tim pantomime as a married couple on opposite shifts.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Haunted Husband (s1, ep19)

Hitchhiking because her purse was stolen, Claire Olger is picked up by Michael Greeley. Intoxicated, he loses control of the car and collides with an oncoming truck. Arriving at the scene of the accident, the police find Claire alone in the car and the truck driver dead.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Most Unusual Camera (s2, ep10)

Small-time crooks end up with a camera that takes photos of events five minutes into the future.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Night Caller (s2, ep)

A mystifying young man and intimidating phone calls put Marcia Fowler on the edge of madness.

2:05am

Mannix

Eight To Five, Its A Miracle (s1, ep22)

Mannix is hired to investigate an alleged miracle that has been occurring on the land of a crime boss.

3:05am

Cannon

The Prisoners (s2, ep20)

Gordon Bell gets involved in a fight. When his opponent dies, Gordon is arrested and charged with murder. Cannon has to bring the truth to light . The corpulent detective soon discovers that Gordon is only a pawn in a devilish scheme.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Jeopardy For Two (s3, ep23)

Barnaby follows a double agent who's stolen a porcelain collection.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary Auto - Courtroom (s4, ep9)

The policeman's role in court is highlighted in this episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

Internal Affairs - Parolee (s4, ep10)

Friday and Gannon retrace a 14-year-old investigation to determine whether charges can be brought against a man up for parole.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 101: Someone Stole My Lawn (s1, ep9)

Reed wants an early dinner when his wife puts him on a low-cal diet. However, one after another events prevents them from going code 7 all night long. Events include the theft of a man's sod, stolen credit cards and a suspected car theft.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 132 -- Producer (s1, ep10)

Reed tries to pawn off his new litter of puppies to co-workers, strangers and even victims. The officers work a silent alarm, rescue a boy with his head stuck in a fence and track down a prowler.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Happy Birthday, Pepe!

"Bill and Toony celebrate the debut of Pepé Le Pew."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Uncle Billy (s4, ep14)

Ward's Uncle Billy arrives in Mayfield for a visit and begins telling Wally and Beaver exaggerated stories. Not realizing this, Beaver expects Billy to come through after promising Beaver a fishing reel.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Teacher's Daughter (s4, ep15)

Wally's latest girlfriend is Julie Foster, who just happens to be the daughter of a Mr. Foster, who teaches English. Meanwhile, at school, a new semester lands Wally in Mr. Foster's class and he quickly finds himself feeling uncomfortable—especially after Eddie tells him that his relationship with Julie will determine his grades.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Blind Man's Bluff (s4, ep19)

Crooked jewelry store owner Karl Addison learns that he needs an operation that will temporarily blind him. Addison makes plans to rob his own store knowing that his sightlessness will provide him with a perfect alibi.

10:00am

Matlock

The Kidnapping: Part 2 (s8, ep)

Abductors try to kidnap Leanne but take Billy instead and hold him for ransom.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

...and They Painted Daisies On His Coffin (s1, ep7)

While off-duty, Danno chases down a young teenager who was trying to break into a car. Danno is stunned when he accidentally kills the boy. When investigators can't locate the boy's gun, Danno is indicted for first-degree murder.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Boy From The C.c.c. (s1, ep8)

A troubled teenager from Manhattan runs away from the Civilian Conservation Corps to Walton's Mountain.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Eliab's Aim (s10, ep23)

Festus' nephew Eliab comes gunning for him.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Fugitive (s2, ep20)

Adam takes a trip to Mexico to collect the body of the son of a former Ponderosa foreman who is too old to make the trip. Believing it to be a simple task, Adam arrives only to find that there is a lot more going on.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Shivaree (s1, ep19)

Aaron Pelser's wagon train comes across a pair of young boys on a buck board heading west, so he invites them to join the train. When he finds out that one of the boys is actually a girl and the two claim to be headed to Yuma to get married, Pelser and his crowd force them to be married in North Fork.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Deadeye Kid (s1, ep20)

McCain befriends Donnel O'Mahoney, a tough kid from Brooklyn, and arranges with two men for the young man to continue his travels on their wagon. Things go wrong, however, when one of them is murdered, and the other accuses the boy.

Jack Lord and James Caan guest star!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Echo Pass Story (s8, ep14)

"While out looking for water Coop and Charlie are stopped by a gang of five, including two women, who are on the run after robbing a bank and killing three lawmen. The leader of the gang shoots Charlie after tying him up, and they take Coop to lead them through a mountain pass to get to California."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Gossip (s4, ep3)

Roy encourages John to represent the station in the Fireman's Olympics track events. An armored car sideswipes a motorist and Station 51 must break into the van. A nurse spreads the rumor that Dr. Morton is having financial problems. Doctors treat a child with cyanide poisoning from peach pits. Dr. Brackett treats a bigamist with a skull fracture. The firemen rescue an electrocution victim hanging in mid-air and a man trapped in a warehouse fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bombshells (s11, ep6)

Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a wounded soldier, and is less than impressed when he is presented with a Bronze Star.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Settling Debts (s11, ep7)

Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Moon Is Not Blue (s11, ep8)

With the camp facing prohibition and a severe medical supply shortage during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Run For The Money (s11, ep9)

When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Vote For Debra, A (s6, ep20)

Ray votes against Debra for school president.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Call Me Mom (s6, ep21)

Ray wants Debra to start calling Marie "mom."

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan's Hofbrau (s1, ep13)

Hogan visits a local Hofbrau to get the plans to a German army division that is camping out nearby.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Oil For The Lamps Of Hogan (s1, ep14)

Hogan convinces Klink that there is oil underneath the camp in order to discourage the Germans from building a synthetic fuel plant there.

The legendary Vincent Price takes the stage with Carol Burnett.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Joel Grey And Vincent Price

In Carol and Sis, Carol meets Vicki's mama's-boy boyfriend. Then, in The Switchboard, Carol plays a nosey operator who eavesdrops on the romantic entanglements of the hotel guests.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lonely Heiress (s1, ep20)

Heiress Marilyn Cartright places an ad in a magazine in order to find love and companionship. In reality, Marilyn is looking for the con artist who swindled and drove her sister to suicide.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Dust (s2, ep12)

After selling the rope for a hanging, a conscienceless peddler tries to sell the condemned man's father a bag of "magic dust."

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Evil Of Adelaide Winters (s2, ep)

A woman runs a psychic scam, making people believe she can contact their dead love ones. One of her victims, however, becomes dangerously obsessed when he believes she is able to contact his dead son.

2:05am

Mannix

Delayed Reaction (s1, ep23)

Mannix discovers that a 20-year-old crime is attached to a mysterious hit-and-run accident.

3:05am

Cannon

The Seventh Grave (s2, ep21)

Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Bond Of Fear (s3, ep24)

Barnaby is hired to reinvestigate a case in which a woman is found innocent of murder by a jury, but found guilty by the townspeople.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary Auto - Juvenile Genius (s4, ep11)

Friday tracks down thieves responsible for a series of Los Angeles robberies.

5:30am

Dragnet

Bunco - $9,000 (s4, ep12)

The search is on for a swindler who conned an old vaudevillian out of $9,000 he found on a sidewalk.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 111: Snake In The Trunk (s1, ep11)

A ditzy young woman reports her 1958 Ford convertible stolen while she went into a liquor store. She left the keys in the car, has no paperwork, doesn't know the license number or other details but she needs it by 6 PM for a date. She finally tells the officers that her eight-foot boa constrictor is in the trunk as she was coming from the vet.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 61: The Runaway (s1, ep12)

Walters and Brinkman are on a roll lately and like to brag, much to the irritation of Reed. He and Malloy help them out by finishing one of their calls, then rescue a sick teenage girl and arrest the young man who took her in. Back on patrol, they meet an informant who gives them a tip on a big drug buy scheduled for 11 PM. They give the info to Sgt. Miller who asks them to help in the bust.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Toon In's Wellness Wednesday: Money Matters

"Bill and Toony try to improve their finances in the new year with consumer advocate and special guest Jeff Rossen from Rossen Reports."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Ward's Millions (s4, ep16)

Wanting Ward to become a millionaire, Beaver buys him a book called "I Became a Millionaire in Twelve Months." Ward thanks him for it but Beaver quickly learns that Ward is just being polite as to spare his feelings.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Secret Life (s4, ep17)

After revealing that he wants to be a writer when he grows up, Ward buys Beaver a diary to practice writing and Beaver begins keeping a record of his daily activities. However, June and Ward pick the lock and sneak a peek at his diary after Beaver neglects to come home on time.

Adam West guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Barefaced Witness (s4, ep20)

In a small California town throwing a festival during which all men wear beards, Paul Drake tries to locate missing money embezzled by a former bank president.

10:00am

Matlock

The Temptation (s8, ep)

A thug tries to make Leanne fall in love with him by using her journal that he stole from her house.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Twenty-four Karat Kill (s1, ep8)

A woman buys fish from a monger, and is followed home and murdered. McGarrett and the team must discover who killed her and stop smugglers from completing their operation.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Ceremony (s1, ep9)

A Jewish Nazi-refugee family moves to Walton's Mountain from Germany

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Thursday's Child (s10, ep24)

Doc falls for a woman who seems to be haunted by her past.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Tax Collector (s2, ep22)

At the behest of a local bureaucrat, good-for-nothing Jock Henry becomes Virginia City's tax collector. Jock also becomes drunk with power, levying huge, unfair assessments against everybody in the vicinity.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Indian (s1, ep21)

U.S. Marshal Sam Buckhart arrives in North Fork in search of renegade indians suspected of the brutal killing of a Texas Ranger and his family. The townspeople are suspicious of him, however, when they discover that he, too, is an indian.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Boarding House (s1, ep22)

Reformed card shark Julia Massini now runs a respectable boarding house in North Fork, but Sid Fallon is threatening to reveal her sordid past unless she lets him turn the establishment into a saloon and gambling hall.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Chottsie Gubenheimer Story (s8, ep15)

"Hale finds his old flame Chottsie Gubenheimer (played by John McIntire's real-life wife Jeanette Nolan) working in a gambling house and in an argument with the owner, so he asks her to come with him and join the wagon train. He comes to realize that he's getting more problems than he bargained for."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Nagging Suspicion (s4, ep4)

Roy picks winning horses from the newspaper and Johnny wants to know how he does it. The paramedics rescue a woman who has fallen into a lion’s cage, a dancer in a bar and an adult skateboarder who landed in a cactus patch. They also save a bleeding policeman from a sniper.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

U.n., The Night And The Music (s11, ep10)

A United Nations delegation tours the 4077th—a Swede, a Hindu and a British officer— and each leaves a lasting effect on the men and women of the camp.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Strange Bedfellows (s11, ep11)

The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J. and Hawkeye from counting sheep. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter discovers that his son-in-law, Bob Wilson, has had an affair.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Say No More (s11, ep12)

A military strategist refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his own son. And Margaret develops laryngitis, as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Chesler.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Friends And Enemies (s11, ep13)

Potter must deal with an old Army friend who is getting his own soldiers killed through his incompetency.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mother's Day (s6, ep22)

Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bigger Person, The (s6, ep23)

Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Reservations Are Required (s1, ep15)

When Hogan tries to arrange the unscheduled escape of 20 men, his mission is complicated when a captured sergeant jumps the gun.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Anchors Aweigh, Men Of Stalag 13 (s1, ep16)

Hogan and his men are tasked with getting an escaped prisoner and smuggled German gun sight to England. To accomplish this Hogan convinces Klink that he is fatigued and should have an officer's club in which to relax.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Tim Conway And Bernadette Peters

In As the Stomach Turns, Carol's sweet niece visits, only to discover she's possessed, in this parody of "The Exorcist". Then, in Two-Man Sub, two sailors must complete their mission: sink Cleveland.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Green-eyed Sister (s1, ep21)

Arthur West, a disreputable private investigator, has found J. J. Stanley in a cheap motel. He knows Stanley and his partner, Ned Bain, were involved in the embezzlement of the Texas National Bank. He wants to blackmail Bain into giving him money to keep quiet.

The Professor himself, Russell Johnson guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Back There (s2, ep13)

While discussing time travel among friends in 1961, a man suddenly finds himself in 1865—on the date of Lincoln's assassination.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Jar (s2, ep)

A man buys a jar containing a mystifying "thing" in this tale adapted from a short story by Ray Bradbury.

2:05am

Mannix

To Kill A Writer (s1, ep17)

When Mannix is hired to prevent a murder of a mystery writer, the intended victim wants no help in solving the crime himself.

3:05am

Cannon

Catch Me If You Can (s2, ep22)

A young girl turns up dead at the yacht party thrown by two jet set brothers, Edgar and Norman Bruce. Her father, George Able, wants to exact revenge, but before he can even get close to the siblings he is beaten up by his henchmen. Cannon is hired by Abel's second daughter.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Theater Of Fear (s4, ep2)

A former actress believes that someone is trying to foil her comeback.

5:00am

Dragnet

Narco - Missing Hype (s4, ep13)

This episode focuses on drugs, paying particular attention to addiction symptoms.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - Helpful Woman (s4, ep14)

Police track down a thief who specializes in elderly people.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 81: The Long Walk (s1, ep14)

After roll call, Reed and Malloy provide backup at a robbery, help a lost man return home, handle a call about a prowler and respond to a silent alarm. Malloy demonstrates for Reed the importance of "officer presence."

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 36 -- Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack (s1, ep15)

Reed and Malloy spot TJ, an informant, who tells them about a possible drug house. They spot a woman and girl at the same bus stop an hour apart. When they stop to talk to her, she tries to run.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday 1949

"Bill and Toony explore the year 1949!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Track Meet (s4, ep18)

Wally is all set to compete in a track meet but after the coach catches him "horsing around" in the locker room, he's ousted from the meet, even though Lumpy and Eddie were egging him on.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Old Buddy (s4, ep19)

An old friend of Beaver's spends the weekend at the Cleavers and Beaver is all ready to have a great time like they used to. However, Beaver quickly discovers that people change and in this case Beaver's old buddy has indeed changed.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Difficult Detour (s4, ep21)

Contactor Pete Mallory is charged with the murder of a vacation resort developer.

10:00am

Matlock

The Crook (s8, ep)

Matlock agrees to defend Wally McDaniels, a fellow choir member, after he is arrested for killing the man who had turned him in to the police for stealing rare books.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Ways Of Love (s1, ep9)

After a girl dies during a high-speed car chase, the trail of clues leads to a Los Angeles prison. McGarrett goes undercover as convict Steve Crowley and aids in a prison escape.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Legend (s1, ep10)

John's World War I buddy (Jim Antonio) visits,

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Breckinridge (s10, ep25)

A lawyer from the east questions Matt's every move.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Vengeance (s2, ep21)

After accidentally killing Willie Twilight, a guilt-stricken Hoss is inconsolable. Meanwhile, Willie's brother, Red, arrives in town intent on exacting revenge.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Second Witness (s1, ep23)

Lucas puts his life in jeopardy when he agrees to testify in a murder case involving a witness killed before he could testify and a killer still at large.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Trade (s1, ep24)

Outlaw Sam Morley falls in love with a young woman who has a serious illness. He asks Lucas to turn him in for the reward and then use the money to pay for her medical care.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Wanda Snow Story (s8, ep16)

"Wanda Snow has several times seen events before they have happened, causing several people on the wagon train to accuse her of being a witch. A medicine show peddler/magician gets the idea to use her in his act, but this creates friction between him and his devious partner."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Communication Gaffe (s4, ep5)

Roy and Joanne go on a TV quiz show. Roy and John respond to a holdup where both a policeman and a suspect have been shot, and another officer gives them a hard time over treating the suspect. A woman brings in her abused son for treatment. A man inhales too much nitrous oxide. The paramedics treat a boy suffering an allergic reaction to a bee sting. A pickup carrying kerosene collides with a station wagon and starts a brushfire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Give And Take (s11, ep14)

A wounded GI learns a painful lesson when he forms a recovery room friendship with the enemy soldier he's critically wounded.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

As Time Goes By (s11, ep15)

Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and B.J. goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Pilot Episode

"At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted into Hawkeye's old college. Hawkeye and Trapper decide to hold a party filled with music, dancing, and alcohol to raise money for Ho-John's plane trip to the U.S. They achieve this by raffling off a weekend pass with a nurse, Lieutenant Dish for R&R in Tokyo."

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

To Market, To Market (s1, ep2)

After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in order to get the medicine.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

First Time, The (s6, ep24)

Ray and Debra fondly recall the first night they spent together.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cult, The (s7, ep1)

Robert decides to join a support group.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Happy Birthday, Adolf (s1, ep17)

The guys plan to destroy a gun emplacement so the Allies can attack on Hitler's birthday.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Gold Rush (s1, ep18)

French gold has been stolen by the Nazis. Hogan convinces Klink to have it brought to Stalag 13 so the prisoners can steal it back.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In Vic Voyeur Show, Carol discovers her husband is cheating on her while listening to a radio program. Then, in The Thin Man, a parody on the hit series, the husband-wife detective duo search for a murder among dinner guests. Finally, in The Interrogator, a captured American solider meets the toughest interrogator yet -- a Hitler puppet.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fugitive Nurse (s1, ep22)

Janet Norris is charged with poisoning her doctor husband just before he flew to his death in his private plane. Further investigation reveals that Dr. Norris did not die in the plane crash and that he is in Mexico with his nurse mistress.

Tiny aliens terrorize an old woman in this fan favorite!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Invaders (s2, ep15)

An old woman in an isolated farmhouse is troubled by the appearance of tiny aliens.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Final Escape (s2, ep)

A prisoner bent on breaking out of a maximum-security prison matches wits with his custodian.

2:05am

Mannix

The Girl In The Frame (s1, ep24)

Mannix is hired to investigate a possible forgery of a Renoir when the collector sees the model who posed for the painting in person.

3:05am

Cannon

Press Pass To The Slammer (s2, ep23)

Tim Jardine was persuaded by his friends Amy and Claude to blackmail his father for 50,000 dollars. Nevertheless, Jardine's father is facing bankruptcy and Claude loses his patience and becomes a criminal.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Orchid Killer, The (s4, ep3)

As soon as a man is released from a mental institute for the criminally insane, he's accused of killing one of the nurses.

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Who Killed Who? (s4, ep15)

A shooting case exemplifies how the police gather—and why they must sometimes withhold—evidence.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - The Son (s4, ep16)

Friday investigates a woman's claim that her husband is an armed robber.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 62 -- Grand Theft Horse? (s1, ep16)

The officers have to put with a mystery noise in the car while handling grand theft horse, a naive girl and a robbery suspect who makes fake calls to distract the police

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 33 -- It All Happened So Fast (s1, ep17)

In a behind-the-scenes look at police investigations into deadly force incidents, Reed endures a night of intensive questioning by the station's lieutenant after he kills a man in self-defense.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Panic At The Museum

"What begins as a relaxing day trip to a local history museum turns into a overnight fiasco."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Tonsils (s4, ep20)

When Beaver becomes sick, the doctor thinks Beaver may need to have his tonsils taken out. Ward quickly puts Beaver's fears to rest by telling him everyone will bring him presents when they visit him in the hospital. This leads Beaver to tell everyone that he's going to have surgery, but then he finds out he may not need the operation after all.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Big Fish Count (s4, ep21)

Eddie makes it known to everyone that he's just gotten a job down at Parker's Pet Store, which happens to be holding a contest in which you guess the number of fish in a tank. After hours of counting and re-counting, Gilbert suggests to Beaver that they ought to just ask Eddie for the count, but Beaver is a bit hesitant about cheating.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Cowardly Lion (s4, ep22)

Hilde Fursten and Tony Osgood work at the San Diego Zoo. When a baby monkey goes missing, Fursten is blamed.

10:00am

Matlock

The Murder Game (s8, ep)

Matlock reluctantly agrees to spend the weekend as part of a murder mystery with Cliff, Leanne and three people who each paid $10,000 for the privilege of matching wits with the famous Ben Matlock. When the pretend victim turns up dead, Matlock and his team must determine which of the three paying customers is the guilty party.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

No Blue Skies (s1, ep10)

When a singer, Joey Rand, finds that his career doesn't pay well enough, he turns to cat burglary. However he doesn't reckon on Hawaii Five-O.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Literary Man (s1, ep11)

A well-read man claiming to be a writer, comes to Walton's Mountain and befriends John-Boy, helping him with his writing

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Bank Baby (s10, ep26)

Bert Clum plots to rob pilgrim families in nearby camps.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Rescue (s2, ep23)

The boys decide that Ben is getting too old and advise him to take it easy while they go on search for cattle rustlers. Ben reluctantly agrees, but when his sons fail to return he goes out after them.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

One Went To Denver (s1, ep25)

Lucas welcomes his old friend, Tom Birch, who once saved his life, unaware that the man is now a bank robber who is on the run with his gang.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Deadly Wait (s1, ep26)

Dan Maury, released from Yuma prison, arrives in North Fork intent on getting even with Marshal Torrance, who helped send him to jail.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Miss Mary Lee Mcintosh Story (s8, ep20)

"Coop and Charlie ride into a small village for supplies finding it deserted. There is an Indian who stays hidden and later three men and a woman ride into town. They have been looking for the woman's father in a cave filled with bats."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Surprise (s4, ep6)

A woman is thrown from a motorcycle into a cactus patch. A surprise birthday party is planned for Dixie, who breaks her ankle while shopping, and the ER falls apart without her. Gage and DeSoto rescue two workers trapped on the side of a building next to a 1,000-pound sign. A man is trapped in his new sauna. When an old woman refuses to leave her apartment during a gas leak, the building explodes with John inside.

William Christopher makes his first appearance as Father Mulcahy.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Requiem For A Lightweight (s1, ep3)

Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldier in exchange for keeping the nurse at the 4077th.

Hawkeye becomes the official Chief Surgeon in this memorable episode!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Chief Surgeon Who? (s1, ep4)

Frank Burns complains about Hawkeye Pierce's disrespect, and when Henry appoints Hawkeye chief surgeon, it's to Burns' shock. The rest of the 4077th "coronates" Hawk while Frank and Hot Lips complain to General Barker.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Moose (s1, ep5)

Sergeant Baker arrives at the camp with his "moose." Hawkeye decides to find a way of getting her away from Baker. He tries ordering him to release her, tries buying her and then resorts to cheating at cards. He releases her but she won't go, so he tries to teach her how to be independent.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Yankee Doodle Doctor (s1, ep6)

The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. Hawkeye objects to the piece of propaganda that filmmaker Lt. Bricker is producing and, having exposed the original film, reshoots a new one his way.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Counseling (s7, ep2)

Debra and Ray see a marriage counselor.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Homework (s7, ep3)

Raymond is invited to address the curriculum review board.

Gavin MacLeod guest stars!

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hello, Zolle (s1, ep19)

Hogan tries to detain a German general at camp for 24 hours to allow the Allies to amass troops. Things get complicated when a Gestapo officer comes in search of the reason for Klink's perfect record.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

It Takes A Thief... Sometimes (s1, ep20)

A group of underground operatives that Hogan and his team begin working with is actually a group lead by a Gestapo captain who's set on capturing them.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Steve Lawrence

In The Hit, Carol puts a "hit" on her husband, then worries she's in danger being around him. Then, in P.T.A. Auditions, a Russian director must cope with a bad leading lady. Finally, in Daughter of Houdini, a fake magician finds herself trapped in a sinking box.

Angie Dickenson guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The One-eyed Witness (s1, ep23)

Della and Mason's dinner at a fancy French restaurant is interrupted by a phone call and an envelope containing $500 from a mysterious woman named Marian Fargo. She wants him to make an exchange: the money for some documents.

Dick York guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Penny For Your Thoughts (s2, ep16)

Gaining telepathic abilities when his coin lands on its edge, a mild-mannered bank clerk learns about the difference between other people's plans and fantasies.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Murder Case (s2, ep)

A struggling actor auditioning in London learns that his ex-girlfriend is now married to the play's wealthy backer. They soon rekindle their romance and plan to murder her husband.

2:05am

Mannix

The Silent Cry (s2, ep2)

Mannix discovers evidence of a crime from an unlikely source: a deaf girl who "heard" the plot by reading the lips of a criminal.

3:05am

Cannon

Deadly Heritage (s2, ep24)

Publisher Quigley asks Cannon for help. He believes that hotel proprietor Rawdon has killed six girls. When the seventh victim is found, however, it's Quigley himself who becomes the prime suspect. A lab assistant manipulates the samples used in the framework of the murders.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Price Of Terror (s4, ep4)

Barnaby probes the murder of a reporter who was investigating a Vietnam veteran's past.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Only Boy In The Class (s3, ep20)

Bobbie Jo takes pity on the only boy in her home economics class and induces her mother to help him win a passing grade.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The County Fair (s3, ep21)

All the Bradley's expect to be big winners in the contests they enter at the county fair—until Uncle Joe gives them a hand.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly Needs A Maw (s2, ep12)

Jed visits the bank to tell Drysdale that he plans to go back home to look for a wife so Elly May can finally have a mother. Drysdale tries to think of a bride for Jed, and when Mrs. Fenwick visits, he decides that she would be a perfect match for Jed.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

A Man For Elly (s2, ep15)

Granny is glued to the television set the Clampetts received for Christmas, especially because of one TV Western star, Quirt Manly. She really wants to meet him, and Drysdale arranges for it to happen. And Granny already has him set up for Elly May, because she knows he is probably the only who can tame the vine-swinging girl. However, when he arrives at the mansion, the Clampetts see he isn’t who they thought he was. Quirt Manly is actually a short actor with a high-pitched voice who doesn’t do any of his own stunts or riding.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Happy Birthdaze, Thrill Of Fair, Private Eye Popeye

"In order to prevent fellow sailor Shorty's suicide attempts, Popeye invites him to a birthday party at Olive's home, but Shorty's clumsiness causes lots of mishaps., Popeye tries to keep Swee'Pea out of harm's way at a large county fair., Olive asks Popeye to guard a precious gem."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Salt Water Tabby, Little Bantamweight, That's My Pup

"Tom's efforts to impress a female cat at the beach are foiled by Jerry and a crab., Papa Rooster starts training his chicks as soon as the eggs hatch to be fighters for a big bantamweight boxing match., Tom is the lesson when Spike is teaching his son Tyke the facts about chasing cats."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

What's Sweepin', Project Reject, Meatless Tuesday, Woody Meets Daveycrewcut, Fox And The Rabbit, Case Of The Cold Storage Yegg, Little Skeeter

"Woody the street cleaner tries to get even with Officer Wally Walrus for littering a banana peel on the sidewalk by stealing his uniform., Chilly tries to drive out the disruptive millitary installation next to his igloo., Andy unsuccessfully tries to roast Charlie Chicken for his meatless Tuesday dinner., A bear convinces Davy Crewcut (a parody of Davy Crockett) to hunt woodpecker instead., A hungry rabbit pretends to be sick so he can go to the carrot patch, not knowing that a fox is there waiting., Inspector Willoughby follows bank robber Yeggs Benedict around the world in an attempt to capture him., Woody hires exterminator Happy Harry to get rid of the mosquito in his house."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Baby Buggy Bunny, The Daffy Doc, 3 Ring Wing-ding, Rabbit Romeo, Wild About Hurry, Mucho Locos, Duck! Rabbit, Duck!

"The midget gangster, Baby Faced Finster dresses up as a baby to escape the police. To his dismay, he ends up in the hands of Bugs Bunny, who treats him as a baby. , Porky is chased by his surgeon assistant, Daffy. Daffy pursues Porky with a saw and various other surgical instruments because he was fired. , A hunter chases Cool Cat through all the acts in a circus. , Elmer's uncle, Judd, promises him $500 if he will watch his lovesick rabbit, Millicent. When Elmer gets Bugs to come over and keep Millie company, crazy things start happening., The Coyote is trying everything to catch the Road Runner including a giant slingshot, rock, roller skate and giant magnet. , A little mouse is watching a busted TV when Speedy comes over to help him with the picture (not knowing that Daffy is inside). , Bugs and Daffy argue over the technicalities of whether it's duck season or rabbit "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Cossacks (s4, ep22)

West and Gordon are mixed up in the affairs of the royal family of Karovnia when they come to the U.S. fleeing from assassins in their home country. The agents find that the evil Count Balkovitch is pursuing them, looking for an icon he needs to possess to hold power in Karovnia.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Isaiah Quickfox Story (s8, ep17)

"The wagon train comes across old Jamison Hershey and Herman, his 3000 pound Belgian horse. The old man has made it safely through hostile Indian territory because the tribes are so in awe of his horse. Hershey and Herman are invited to ride with the train, though it becomes apparent that Herman is not able to travel very fast and may hold back the entire group."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Days Of Grace (s2, ep29)

Heath is accused of attempted rape. An old friend, now a nun, breaks him out of jail, knowing that if she doesn’t, his trial will be immediate and strictly pro forma.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Lady (s10, ep27)

A woman who used to be rich takes a job at the Long Branch while she and her niece are on their way to San Francisco.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Dark Gate (s2, ep24)

When a friend of Adam's begins to display erratic, violent behavior, Adam takes it upon himself to learn what is at the root of the problem.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Wrong Man (s1, ep27)

Young Mark McCain is eager to help lawman Jay Jefferson, who has arrived in North Fork intent on killing an outlaw for the reward, whether he is the right man or not.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Challenge (s1, ep28)

When escaped convicts hold up the general store in North Fork and take Marshal Torrance hostage, Lucas comes to the rescue.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Prairie Fire (s7, ep22)

Wish buries Tod Murdoch, his friend, whose 500 head he is to take to Favor's herd at horsehead crossing. Tod's foremen, Jerry and Milt and Pitts, plan to steal the cattle after they get the ownership paper.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

In An Evil Time (s2, ep2)

Pappy French and his gang have robbed the bank in Mercede of $50,000. Pappy ran off with the cash and left his gang to shoot it out with the law. Paladin is hired to bring Pappy and the money back.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Death Divided By Three (s2, ep29)

Josh and Jason are on the trail of an outlaw wanted for murder in Arizona. The outlaw's wife is also seeking her husband.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Goofs And Saddles, Loco Boy Makes Good, Three Dark Horses, Flagpole Jitters, Fling In The Ring, Beer Barrel Polecats

"The stakes are higher than ever when the Stooges ante up to play poker with General muster's nemesis, Longhorn Pete. , The Stooges help a little old lady by transforming her rundown hotel into a posh nightclub. At show time, Curly gets the magician's coat by mistake. , The Stooges make a whole batch of homemade beer, but get tossed in jail when Curly sells some to a cop. Their minor indiscretion turns into a forty-year sentence when a keg of beer Curly has hidden under his coat explodes while the boys are being photographed. In prison the Stooges get into more trouble with the warden and wind on the rockpile when they try to escape. Released as old men with long gray beards, the first thing Curly wants is a bottle of beer. , The Stooges escape from jail to prevent their newly rich dad from marrying Daisy, a gold-digger after his money. Shemp looks like dad, so he impersonates him and marries Daisy. What the Stooges don't know is that Daisy is in cahoots with some crooks, and they plan to bump off her new husband. The boys foil the crook's plan and take Pa home to Ma. , The Stooges are taking care of their invalid friend Mary who is confined to wheelchair. At their jobs in a theater, where they hope to earn money for an operation for Mary, they witness a hypnotist, doing his act. The Stooges become subjects for his show and are hypnotized into walking out on a flagpole high above the ground. When they come out of their trance and realize their predicament they fall into a window and foil a robbery in progress thus earning reward money to pay for Mary's operation. [ A remake of "Hocus Pocus".] , The Stooges are the trainers of "Chopper", a beefy boxer, and they bet their bankroll on Chopper to win his next fight. When "Big Mike", their boss, tells them to have Chopper lose or they'll lose their lives, the boys try to soften up Chopper so he'll lose. The fight gets canceled and the Stooges have to contend with an angry Big Mike and his goons. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Skull

"A collector comes into possession of the skull of the Marquis de Sade and learns it is possessed by an evil spirit."

10:30pm

Batman

Dizonner The Penguin (s2, ep18)

When a televised debate between Batman and the Penguin is interrupted by a jewel heist, the Dynamic Duo and the Penguin race to claim victory over the crooks.

Captain Kirk faces one of his gravest threats...Khan! Ricardo Montalban guest stars!

11:00pm

Star Trek

Space Seed (s1, ep22)

The Enterprise picks up a crew of genetic supermen from the 20th century, and their leader, Khan, plans to create a new empire.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Last Knight (s6, ep1)

The leader of "The Society for the Preservation of Knighthood and Dragons" steals a suit of armor and plans to do away with the other members to steal their money.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Magic Secret (s6, ep2)

An eccentric professor discovers a way to focus space-borne Kryptonite particles into a beam to disarm Superman.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Wild Adventure (s2, ep2)

After leaving their planet, Dr. Smith manages to plot a course back to Earth.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Fossil Men (s3, ep18)

The Seaview battles hostile fossil men who wish to take over the world.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

The Marionettes (s2, ep23)

When the Earthlings help a sympathetic Giant puppeteer as his new puppets, the circus owner becomes suspicious and plans to collect the reward for their capture.

Series premiere!

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Rendezvous With Yesterday (s1, ep1)

Tony and Doug find themselves back in 1912 aboard the ill-fated Titanic.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Leeches (s1, ep4)

The president of an electronics company fears aliens are kidnapping prominent minds -- and he's next!

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

A Gentleman Tinker

"Mad Jack overhears a short Irishman and Tinker (Inventor) discussing gold. Thinking he's found a leprechaun,that'll lead to a pot of gold, he tells Adams. Adams doubts him though,so Jack must prove he's wasn't seeing and hearing things."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Unwanted Cougar

"In the cougar’s northernmost range, the Rocky Mountains of British Columbia, a mother cougar roams with her yearling cub, until the new litter comes along. Then she must savagely chase the year old cub away."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Year Of The Otter

"In a small Wisconsin lake, two otters are born. We follow the appealing animals through the first year of their lives."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Hippo!

"Marlin Perkins, Jim Fowler and Stan Brock journey to Kruger National Park in South Africa to go after one of the most difficult to capture of all the world’s wild animals…the hippo."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Land Of The Condor

"High over the mountains of Peru spirals a giant of the skies: the Andean condor. Jim Fowler and Marlin Perkins join an expedition to catch the giant birds and attach tracking gear on them."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Experiment At Doddieburn

"Marlin Perkins visits the Dobbieburn Ranch to find out if the techniques of cattle ranching can be used to domesticate the wild animals of Africa."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Danger: Wild Animals

"Marlin and Jim demonstrate how to handle dangerous animals of the zoo and the wild."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Ghost Town, U.s.a. (part 1) (s3, ep1)

The kids and Alice have no clue as to the surprise Mike and Carol have for them. When Mike and Carol get home, the surprise is revealed: They have bought a camper and have planned a trip to the Grand Canyon. En route to their destination, the family stops at a ghost town, where an old prospector locks them in a jail cell and steals their car.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Grand Canyon Or Bust (part 2) (s3, ep2)

After escaping the jail cell, Mike and Peter return with the prospector, who apologizes for locking them up and stealing their car. Later, the Bradys finally arrive in the Grand Canyon and set up camp. Later, the family is thrown into a panic when Bobby and Cindy get lost in the canyon while chasing an Indian boy.

One of the most-watched episodes in television history!

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Giant Jackrabbit (s2, ep16)

At the mansion, the clan is in need of food because the hunting in Beverly Hills is horrible. They call a catering company, but get mean-mouthed. At the bank, Drysdale gets a call and learns that he got a kangaroo from a friend and it is at his house.

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Girl From Home (s2, ep17)

Lafe Crick arrives with his daughter, Essiebelle. He found love letters Jethro wrote to his daughter, a beauty contest winner. He plans to get Jethro and Essiebelle married so he can get his paws in the Clampett fortune.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy Has Her Eyes Examined (s3, ep10)

Lucy finally gets her chance to be in show business when she tricks Ricky into letting her do the jitterbug in one of his shows. She's terrific during rehearsals, but problems occur before the show when the eye doctor puts eyedrops in Lucy's eyes to relax them—making her vision blurry for the next 24 hours!

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Poster (s4, ep22)

Miss Landers is having Beaver's class do projects on the colonial period and Beaver is one of three students creating posters. Whoever makes the best one gets a prize and Beaver is sure that Ward will paint the poster for him.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Mother's Helper (s4, ep23)

A neighborhood cleaning woman, Mrs. Manners, gets a request from June asking her to help out a couple times during the week. Mrs. Manners is too busy herself but instead sends over her daughter, a girl whom Wally instantly falls for.

2:00pm

Charlie's Angels

The Mexican Connection (s1, ep2)

Charlie assigns the girls to find the saboteurs of a charter plane carry a cache of heroin. They travel south of the border to Mexico, their mission known only to the lone-surviving pilot of the ill-fated flight.

3:00pm

Hart to Hart

Passport To Murder

"On a Mexican fishing trip, the Harts must save Max's old friend from being extorted by drug traffickers."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Prince, The / Sheriff, The

"John Burke's fantasy comes true when he discovers the man responsible for his partner's death was arrested. If it hadn't been for Julie, innocent people wound have been killed and they now have a life to share. A handsome rich man becomes the noblest of all when the "Prince" becomes a nobody on Fantasy Island."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Love Boat Musical (my Ex-mom / The Show Must Go On / The Pest / My Aunt, The Worrier) (part 2)

"The crew surprises Captain Stubing with the news that they are putting on a musical revue as entertainment for the passengers, with a script co-written by Gopher and Isaac. The Captain publicly declines to play the lead role in it, but privately fantasizes about being in it and even practices for it."

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Meet Larry Strauss

"After the beloved actress Charlotte Rae passed away in 2018, her son, Larry Strauss, inherited her personal collection of memorabilia – a collection that chronicles Charlotte’s illustrious career in showbiz. Now, Larry and our host, Lisa Whelchel, who was Charlotte’s longtime friend and colleague, want to share these incredible treasures with the world. The collection includes the master recording of Charlotte’s 1955 solo album, Songs I Taught My Mother, as well as many valuable television props, like a wardrobe hat from Sesame Street and two amazing set props from The Facts of Life. Joining Larry on this special episode of Collector’s Call is his daughter, Carly, and we’ve brought in archivist and pop culture historian Rob Klein to put an estimated value on the collection. Lisa also has something very special to share with Larry; plus legendary comedian (and fellow Facts of Life star) Geri Jewell stops by to chat, and to shock us with her own remarkable treasure."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bananas, Crackers And Nuts (s1, ep7)

When Henry goes for some R&R, Hawkeye pretends to crack up so that Frank will let him and Trapper go on some R&R.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Cowboy (s1, ep8)

John Hodges, a chopper pilot referred to as The Cowboy, has been hit in the shoulder, and arrives at the 4077th. He is expecting a letter—he's worried that his wife, Jean, is leaving him for another man. He wants to go home, but Henry refuses, stating Cowboy's wound isn't serious enough to merit a stateside ticket. Bad luck then follows Henry Blake like the seat of his pants!

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie's Road Back (part 2 Of Bitter Pill) (s8, ep9)

A despondent Archie retreats to his bedroom, until Harry offers to bail him out with a partnership offer for the bar.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Archie & The Kkk (part 1) (s8, ep10)

Archie is invited to a meeting with some pals. They discuss Mike's article in the newspaper and how offending it is. The leader asks Archie if he wants to join them and give Mike a lesson he'll never forget. Archie agrees, but little does he know he just initiated the KKK (Kweens Kouncil of Krusaders).

9:00pm

All in the Family

Archie & The Kkk (part 2) (s8, ep11)

Archie devises a plan to prevent the Klan from burning a cross on Mike and Gloria's lawn.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Mike And Gloria Meet (s3, ep12)

The family relives Mike and Gloria's blind date where they first insulted each other and ended up having sex in the kitchen.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet The Bunny (s7, ep4)

Marie is upset that Ray didn't write a eulogy for her.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who Am I? (s7, ep5)

Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Return Of Happy Spangler (s1, ep31)

Rob returns a favor and hires an old friend and immediately regrets it.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Never Name A Duck (s2, ep1)

Rob brings home two ducklings from the show, and Richie wants to keep them.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Pardon My Glove (s4, ep25)

Alice is getting the apartment re-decorated for free but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Odyssey Of Flight 33 (s2, ep18)

A commercial aircraft mysteriously travels back through time.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Anyone For Murder? (s2, ep)

A psychologist offers a unique solution for miserable marriages: murder.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Connection (s6, ep14)

Reese Dolan is the new Syndicate heroin distributor on the East Coast. Dolan uses an island base off the coast of northwest Africa and is going to use it as a distribution point for heroin into the U.S. The IMF must identify his overseas opium source and put an end to Dolan's operation.

3:00am

The Fugitive

When The Wind Blows (s3, ep15)

In rural Wyoming, Kimble seeks refuge from the local constable at a small hotel run by Lois Carter, a young widow who hires him as a handyman. Kimble soon befriends Lois' son Kenny, a particularly sensitive young boy who protects Kimble from the police wh

4:00am

Harry O

Material Witness

"Pressed into service by the police, Harry Orwell must protect an eyewitness against attempts to assassinate her before she can testify against a murderer."

5:00am

Dragnet

A.i.d. - The Weekend (s4, ep17)

Friday and Gannon confront a phony magazine salesperson.

5:30am

Dragnet

Narco - Pill Maker (s4, ep18)

It's a job half done when police nab a narcotics manufacturer: they still need his backer.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 112 -- You Blew It (s1, ep18)

The shift starts with the officers talking about another officer's judgment. Little do they realize they will be facing the same problem several times during the shift.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 51 -- A Jumper - Code Two (s1, ep19)

The officers have one of those nights where they either have no calls or minor issues they can do nothing about. But at the end of the shift, Malloy must cook up a dangerous solution to a suicide jumper.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Art Of The Con

"Bill and Toony look at some of the biggest cons and conartists of all time!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Dramatic Club (s4, ep24)

After joining the dramatic club at school, Beaver is given the lead role in a play. However, after reading the script, he discovers he must kiss a girl and wants out of the production.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally And Dudley (s4, ep25)

A close friend of June's moves into the neighborhood and June arranges to have Wally show the new kid, Dudley, around school. However, everyone thinks Dudley is a creep and Eddie and Lumpy plan to make a fool of Dudley at a party.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Torrid Tapestry (s4, ep23)

Having served a six-year prison sentence for a fire he didn't start, Claude Demay has devised a plan to expose the real criminal, Leonard Voss, who tried to burn down a warehouse containing a valuable art collection.

10:00am

Matlock

Brennan (s8, ep)

Matlock vies with a formidable district attorney while defending a client accused of killing a city councilwoman, discovering a secret hiding in the man's past that is affecting his judgment in the case.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

By The Numbers (s1, ep11)

A winning lottery ticket drags an army private into the murky world of mob politics.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Dust Bowl Cousins (s1, ep12)

John's cousin, her husband and children seek refuge in Walton's Mountain after losing their Kansas farm to the Dust Bowl

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Dry Road To Nowhere (s10, ep28)

Matt investigates why a gunman is stalking a temperance preacher.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Duke (s2, ep25)

After a cruel prizefighter beats up a man in a bar fight, the Cartwrights challenge him to a bout with John Heenan.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Hawk (s1, ep29)

Young Mark manages to capture a hawk, but then falls into danger from a rattlesnake. When a stranger comes to his rescue, the grateful Mark invites the man home, unaware that he is on the run from the law.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Three-legged Terror (s1, ep30)

When a rambunctious teenager wrecks a schoolroom, Lucas McCain, as a member of the North Fork school board, asks the boy's reluctant uncle to pay for the damages.

Linda Evans guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Herman (s8, ep18)

"Don Brooke is desperate for money for his pregnant wife Bonnie, who's condition is too delicate for the long trip without more medical care so he seeks a bank loan. When he sees an opportunity at the bank, it leads to tragedy."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Daisy's Pick (s4, ep7)

Johnny competes for a date with a new nurse. The paramedics rescue an engineer frozen to refrigeration equipment, a man whose hands are glued to his model ship, a comatose child and an injured man trapped in a theater fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Henry, Please Come Home (s1, ep9)

When Col. Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo and Frank starts imposing military discipline on the camp, the surgeons will do anything to get Henry back.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

I Hate A Mystery (s1, ep10)

A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Missing pieces include Frank's silver picture frame, Margaret's hair brush and Trapper's watch. The camp is searched and everything is found in Hawkeye's locker.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Germ Warfare (s1, ep11)

Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts hepatitis, so they have to test Frank without him knowing, and have to keep him away from Margaret and the patients.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Edwina (s1, ep13)

The nurses go to extreme lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie—they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene resembling teenage "mating" rituals.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Needs Money (s7, ep6)

Ray and Debra decide to lend Robert $1,000.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sigh, The (s7, ep7)

Ray decides to give Debra exclusive use of their bathroom.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Great Impersonation (s1, ep21)

Hogan gets Schultz to portray Klink in order to free three of his men whom the Gestapo has captured.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Pizza Parlor (s1, ep22)

To get a Italian officer to defect, Hogan and the gang use pizza to tempt him.

Hollywood legend Roddy McDowall takes the stage with Carol Burnett.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Roddy Mcdowall

In Bus Stop, strangers at a bus stop rush to answer the phone, which may be a quiz show. Then, in Brief Encounter, a film parody, Carol and Roddy have a romantic encounter using only one-word responses. Finally, in The Family, Eunice's successful brother returns home.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Deadly Double (s1, ep24)

When Robert Crane is charged with the murder of his sister's estranged husband, Mason needs the testimony of sister Helen Reed to clear him of the charge. Unfortunately for all concerned, Helen suffers from multiple personality disorder.

Aliens visit Burgess Meredith and Don Rickles!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Mr. Dingle, The Strong (s2, ep19)

Martians give Luther Dingle the strength of 300 men.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Beast In View (s2, ep)

A woman fears that her brother's ex-fiancée is going to kill her.

2:05am

Mannix

Comes Up Roses (s2, ep5)

Mannix tries to find an airport security officer's wife, but gets no cooperation. It seems that Rose Anderson does not wish to be found—or someone does not wish her to be.

3:05am

Cannon

He Who Digs A Grave (part 1)

"A serial murder targets Cannon as his next victim. At first the homicide wanted to be finally released from his compulsion to kill. Cannon accepted to help him. But Cannon got too involved in the killer's demands."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Honeymoon With Death (s4, ep5)

Barnaby searches for a woman who disappeared on her wedding day.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary - The Dognappers (s4, ep19)

Friday and Gannon set out to muzzle thieves who steal dogs and then collect hefty rewards from the owners.

5:30am

Dragnet

Missing Persons - The Body (s4, ep20)

Working with the slimmest of leads, police attempt to identify a woman's body.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 73 -- I'm Still A Cop (s1, ep20)

While Malloy is attending college, radicals learn he is a cop. They reject him and antagonize him on the job. After helping arrest demonstrators, his new car is vandalized. When a timer is found missing, he locates and disarms a bomb using it.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 102 -- We Can't Just Walk Away From It (s1, ep21)

Malloy and Reed respond to a call about a drug overdose and track the drugs to a 17-year-old who has barricaded himself in his room with a gun and threatens kill himself. They contend with a distraught mother and an overbearing father.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Close Encounter

"Professional allligator wrangler, Frank Robb, teaches Bill how to wrangle a gator."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie Spends The Night (s4, ep26)

Wally invites Eddie to spend the night. However, during a game of chess, Eddie accuses Wally of cheating and they get into a big argument ending with Wally ordering Eddie to go home.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Report Card (s4, ep27)

Beaver gets out of school early to go to the dentist, which prompts Gilbert to drop off his report card. However, Eddie and Lumpy get a hold of it and Eddie decides to alter Beaver's arithmetic grade from a D- to a B+.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Violent Vest (s4, ep24)

Advertising executive Herman Albright is in the wrong place at the wrong time wearing the wrong clothes. These mistakes cost poor Herman his life in a case of mistaken identity.

10:00am

Matlock

The P.i. (s8, ep)

A private investigator's daughter shoots some photos that get the wrong man accused of murder.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Yesterday Dies And Tomorrow Won't Be Born (s1, ep12)

When McGarrett is shot and badly wounded on a beachside jog, Danno and the team work feverishly to find the culprit.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Reunion (s1, ep13)

The Baldwin sisters plan to hold a family reunion when their cousin Homer visits.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Twenty Miles From Dodge (s10, ep29)

A gang of outlaws abducts Kitty and her fellow stagecoach passengers.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Gift (s2, ep27)

Little Joe is on his way back home with a beautiful white stallion, a birthday gift to Ben, when an Indian uprising breaks out, cutting him off from the fort where he is to meet his family.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Angry Man (s1, ep31)

The McCains try to be tolerant of their embittered neighbor, Abel MacDonald, who tells Lucas to keep off his land and won't allow his son to become friends with Mark. However, McCain decides he's gone too far when he won't allow his injured boy to get medical treatment.

A tale of women's suffrage in the Wild West.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Woman (s1, ep32)

An unfounded rumor causes North Fork's outspoken feminist schoolteacher to be attacked by a mob of angry townspeople.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Bonnie Brooke Story (s8, ep19)

"Teacher Mary Lee McIntosh refuses to pay what she feels is an excessive fee to join the wagon train, so she decides instead to follow behind it in her wagon alone, and refuses help from Hale. But after her wagon overturns, things change."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Quicker Than The Eye (s4, ep8)

A pregnant woman accidentally shoots herself. Tired of Chet's antics, the station gets their revenge by playing a practical joke of their own. A construction worker caught under a boat refuses an IV, and a man in an accident communicates through the use of his thumb.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Love Story (s1, ep14)

Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the relationship, so Hawkeye and Trapper get between her and Frank until she relents. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant" quotes win him the girl.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Tuttle (s1, ep15)

Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphanage. When General Clayton wants to reward his generosity, Hawkeye is forced to invent a story about Tuttle jumping from a chopper without his parachute!

Leslie Neilsen guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Ringbanger (s1, ep16)

Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Frank, Margaret, and a drunk Henry.

Ron Howard guest stars!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Sometimes You Hear The Bullet (s1, ep17)

Frank throws his back out while spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Annoying Kid, The (s7, ep8)

Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple who are just like them.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

She's The One (s7, ep9)

Ray sees Robert's date do something really strange.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The 43rd, A Moving Story (s1, ep23)

Plans to destroy an anti-aircraft battery are upset by Klink's new executive officer.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Cook A German Goose By Radar (s1, ep24)

A new prisoner in a corporal's uniform turns out to be a general with a mission for Hogan.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests John Byner And Francine Beers

In The Diner, two robbers pose as cook and waitress when the police interrupt their hold-up at a restaurant. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey's anniversary is ruined by a house guest. Finally, in Humanoids, two female robots compete to see which is better.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Empty Tin (s1, ep25)

Doris Hocksley is shown a personal ad in a Los Angeles newspaper for locating the daughter of Adam Hocksley and providing proof of same. A friend, John Lowell, suggests she pursue the idea to prove she is the rightful heir to the Adam Hocksley estate.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Prime Mover (s2, ep21)

When a man discovers that his business partner has the ability to control objects with his mind, the pair head to Vegas to win big.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Behind The Locked Door (s2, ep)

Gloria Swanson plays a woman determined to protect her daughter from a fortune hunter.

2:05am

Mannix

Pressure Point (s2, ep4)

A wounded boy gives Mannix a clue suggesting corruption, and then disappears, kidnapped by a criminal gang.

3:05am

Cannon

He Who Digs A Grave: Part 2 (s3, ep2)

A lady journalist is forced to reveal her sources in a murder news or she will go to jail on a contempt charge. She enlist Cannon's service to unravel the murder of a missing excursionist.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Alpha-bravo War, The (s4, ep6)

A test missile misfires, causing a death and raising Barnaby's suspicions.

5:00am

Dragnet

Forgery - The Ranger (s4, ep21)

Other people's credit cards are found in the possession of a forest ranger.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Night School (s4, ep22)

Friday arrests a member of his class for possession of marijuana.

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