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Log 16 -- Child In Danger (s3, ep22)

Malloy and Reed are called to a tavern robbery in progress, and then are jolted by a severe domestic abuse situation they are powerless to stop. In the meantime, they lose track of a naive college girl who has just been carjacked by a convicted rapist.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 56 -- Vice Versa (s3, ep23)

Because Malloy has allowed his driver's license to expire, Reed has to do the driving on today's busy patrol. They search for an ice cream truck driver who's been trying to sell marijuana to children, get an unexpected reaction from a bank robber, help a man who's had his house completely emptied by his neighbors, deal with a woman who shoots her husband dead and find a live baby in a trashcan.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Tales Of Poe

"Toony and Bill retell classic horror tales of Edgar Allan Poe."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Captain Jack (s1, ep2)

Beaver and Wally send away for an alligator and they secretly keep it in the bathroom. When the alligator falls ill, the boys get some advice from Captain Jack, an owner of an alligator farm. However, keeping him a secret is going to be hard; the alligator is growing and they need a new place to keep him without June and Ward finding out.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Black Eye (s1, ep3)

Beaver comes home with a black eye and Ward is upset when he learns that Beaver didn't fight back. This leads Ward to teach Beaver how to defend himself. Little does Ward know, the person who punched Beaver is a girl, Violet Rutherford, the daughter of one of Ward's co-workers.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Stuttering Bishop (s2, ep20)

Bishop Arthur Mallory is met in his hotel room by Wallace Lang, an associate of a wealthy man named Charles Burroughs. He is warned through physical violence to stop looking for Burroughs' granddaughter.

10:00am

Matlock

The Witness Killings: Part 2 (s6, ep)

Matlock goes back to his hometown for a family reunion, but things turn sticky when a good friend of his nephew's son dies, and his rival is charged with murder.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Citizen Trundel: Part 1 (s3, ep21)

Harriet's sister is murdered on the orders of the wealthy white man who fathered her child.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Starlet (s8, ep6)

Film makers film a documentary at Picket's Plant and make Erin the "star"". "

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Tell Chester (s8, ep32)

A girl Chester likes has no idea that the man she has her eye on is already married.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Forever: Part 2 (s14, ep2)

After Joe marries Alice Harper, trouble follows when a couple of men show up looking for money owed to them by Alice's brother.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Coward (s2, ep13)

Lucas becomes involved in a battle between an aspiring writer and a cocky, bragging trail boss.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Surveyors (s2, ep14)

Mark runs away from home after his father questions his story about overhearing a plot to rob the bank.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Lieutenant Burton Story (s5, ep22)

"A young lieutenant on his first assignment must face an overbearing, murderous sergeant who is determined to kill two deserters in cold blood. The sergeant wounds Chris thinking he is one of them and into a feud with Flint at the train."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Botulism (s1, ep2)

John plots his revenge after being the repeated target of practical jokes. A man breaks his back falling off a tower. A woman fakes an illness. Dr. Early's stethoscope becomes lodged in his ear. A man brought into the hospital from a movie set is the first indication of an outbreak of botulism. A boy is trapped in a condemned building.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Germ Warfare (s1, ep11)

Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts hepatitis, so they have to test Frank without him knowing, and have to keep him away from Margaret and the patients.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Edwina (s1, ep13)

The nurses go to extreme lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie—they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene resembling teenage "mating" rituals.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Love Story (s1, ep14)

Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the relationship, so Hawkeye and Trapper get between her and Frank until she relents. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant" quotes win him the girl.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Tuttle (s1, ep15)

Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphanage. When General Clayton wants to reward his generosity, Hawkeye is forced to invent a story about Tuttle jumping from a chopper without his parachute!

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds (s1, ep16)

Ray discovers the diamond in Debra's wedding ring is fake.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Game, The (s1, ep17)

Ray and his family find themselves arguing about honesty.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hot Money (s3, ep9)

Hogan plans to destroy a counterfeiting operation that has been set up in camp.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

One In Every Crowd (s3, ep10)

A prisoner offers the Nazis information on Hogan's operation in exchange for his freedom.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Ken Berry And Cass Elliot (part 2)

"Guests Ken Berry and Cass Elliot. Originally aired on 10/13/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Gambling Lady (s8, ep26)

Counterfeit casino chips and chronic gambling lead to murder, and Mason suspects one of his clients may be culpable.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Black Leather Jackets (s5, ep18)

Three tough-looking, motorcycle-riding men disrupt a peaceful suburb when they move in. Yet, their neighbors could never imagine just how dangerous these men really are.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Test (s7, ep20)

An attorney seeks the truth more for his own satisfaction than the pursuit of justice.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Burglar Proof (s7, ep21)

An advertising executive is on the verge of being fired when he can't sell a new product.

2:05am

Mannix

Race Against Time: Part 2 (s7, ep14)

Mannix travels to a Latin American country and gets himself involved with a revolution against its dictatorship.

3:05am

Cannon

The Reformer

"Cannon is hired when a crusading newspaper editor is found near a dead body, while drunk and unconscious in a hotel room."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Loose Connection, The (s1, ep6)

Barnaby is used to smuggle narcotics.

5:00am

Dragnet

Frauds - Dr-36 (s3, ep26)

Friday and Gannon track down a department store employee who stole $100,000 worth of merchandise in six months.

5:30am

Dragnet

Intelligence - Dr-34 (s3, ep27)

The detectives search out the suppliers of stolen arms for paramilitary groups.

Morey Amsterdam guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 106 -- Post Time (s3, ep24)

After beginning the search for a well known suspect who just stole a 600-pound offset printing press, Reed and Malloy try to convince an 85-year-old man to leave the soon-to-be demolished apartment building where he's resided alone for 27 years. Afterward, they pull over a very unusual vehicle, and chase a delivery truck to the end of an unfinished bridge.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 88 -- Reason To Run (s3, ep25)

Malloy and Reed are called to a riding stable run by retired actor Slim Berkeley. The owner is careless about trusting people and has $100 and a gold belt buckle stolen. Because of a criminal record in New York his young assistant runs, but when searched nothing is found. A call to a phone booth where the man inside is being attacked leads to a drug arrest and sore jaw for Reed. Reed spots a robbery at a drive-in resulting in a shoot-out.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Tiwm's Horror Show

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

New Neighbors (s1, ep5)

The Cleavers have new neighbors, the Donaldsons, and June sends Beaver over to welcome them with a vase of flowers. However, when Mrs. Donaldson thanks Beaver by kissing him on the cheek, Beaver becomes convinced that Mr. Donaldson will kill him because he let a married woman kiss him, and it's all thanks to Eddie Haskell, who planted that idea in Beaver's mind.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Brotherly Love (s1, ep6)

June has had it with Wally and Beaver's fighting and demands they make a pact to be nice to one another and do things together. However, when each boy gets an invitation for individual social outings, they each attempt to break the pact.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lost Last Act (s2, ep21)

Playwright Ernest Royce is found shot to death in the same manner as a character in one of his un-produced plays. The play deals with characters very close to real people and the real-life murder of a New York underworld figure.

10:00am

Matlock

The Strangler (s6, ep)

When Matlock goes after serial killer Jeffrey Speidel, the maniac plans to first ruin Matlock publicly and then murder the famed attorney.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Citizen Trundel: Part 2 (s3, ep22)

Willins reveals Trundel's motive; and Sweet finds---and Trundel's wife sees---the missing photo.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Journal (s8, ep7)

John-Boy is still missing, but a publisher has his journal and wants to publish it

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Quint-cident (s8, ep33)

Quint incurs the wrath of a widow he turned down.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Heritage Of Anger (s14, ep3)

When Ben helps out ex-con John Dundee readjust to the world, the matter becomes complicated by broken promises of the man who framed him.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Day Of The Hunter (s2, ep15)

A famous buffalo hunter tries to goad Lucas into a shooting match.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Mail Order Groom (s2, ep16)

When a stranger arrives to marry the town spinster, two brothers who want her land try to discourage him with threats and a beating.

Dick York guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Charley Shutup Story (s5, ep23)

"The wagon master encounters opposition when he calls a halt to the train due to weather. One group needs to push on due to an inheritance in California. Chris and Duke take them but Duke injures his foot forcing him to stay in a cabin."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Cook's Tour (s1, ep3)

John delivers a cyanotic baby. The firemen give Roy a bad time about his cooking. A boy gets his hand stuck in a vase; John rescues a kid in handcuffs. A man repairing a washer gets an electric shock. The paramedics rescue a man trapped on a crane.

Leslie Neilsen guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Ringbanger (s1, ep16)

Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Frank, Margaret, and a drunk Henry.

Ron Howard guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Sometimes You Hear The Bullet (s1, ep17)

Frank throws his back out while spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad, Again (s1, ep18)

Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch and no one will notice; and Radar cheats on his final exam.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Long-john Flap (s1, ep19)

The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long johns from his father. They get passed around from person to person as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen and given up to Father Mulcahy, who ends up giving them away.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist (s1, ep18)

Ray agrees to become more upbeat.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Dog, The (s1, ep19)

Ray brings home a stray bulldog.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Is General Hammerschlag Burning? (s3, ep11)

In Paris, Hogan uses an entertainer's friendship with a general and someone who went to high school with Kinchloe to get plans for the defense of Paris.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Russian Is Coming (s3, ep12)

Hogan tries to get a Russian pilot, who refuses to escape to London, back to Russia.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Peggy Lee And Dom Deluise

"Guests Peggy Lee and Dom Deluise. Originally aired on 10/20/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Duplicate Case (s8, ep27)

After his cheating wife's body is recovered from the burned-out department store where she worked, a man finds $72,000 in his briefcase.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Night Call (s5, ep19)

Mysterious phone calls haunt a disabled woman.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Big Score (s7, ep22)

A teenage gang of robbers hits one household too many.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Profit-sharing Plan (s7, ep23)

A man's plan to run away with his company's funds encounters a small hitch.

2:05am

Mannix

The Dark Hours (s7, ep16)

Mannix struggles to recall events that led to him being shot with his own gun.

3:05am

Cannon

House Of Cards

"The accountant of Eden Corporation has disappeared and along with him three million dollars. Does unscrupulous branch manager Sheffield have to do with the plot? Cannon comes across a discovery and suddenly local reporter Julie Foster also plays an important role."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Murder In The Doll's House (s1, ep7)

Barnaby matches wits with a debonair killer.

5:00am

Dragnet

Personnel - The Shooting (s4, ep1)

The problems of policemen's wives.

5:30am

Dragnet

Homicide - The Student (s4, ep2)

The police go after a college student who has turned to murder.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 125 -- Safe Job (s3, ep26)

There's been a rash of cracked safes in the area, and Malloy thinks the suspect is someone who lives in the neighborhood who now claims to be a reformed family man. In the meantime, he and Reed track down a female robbery suspect, who turns out to be a victim herself.

6:30am

Adam-12

Extortion (s4, ep1)

Malloy stares down the barrel of a rifle during the search for gloved robbers who are able to make off with $500 from a tavern in a stolen car. He and Reed also try to apprehend a group of anti-semites before their repeated shakedown attempts cause further damage to a defiant Holocaust survivor.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Halloween Monsters

"Toony and Bill turn into classic monsters."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Water, Anyone

"Wally and his friends are trying to earn enough money to buy baseball uniforms so they put a plan into action by doing their chores at a slow pace in order to maximize their hourly pay. Meanwhile, Beaver, also wanting to be on the team, begins selling water to his family and neighbors."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Crush (s1, ep8)

Beaver has a crush on his teacher, Miss Canfield. When Judy, Whitey and Larry tease him for being a "teacher's pet," Beaver tries to prove them wrong and places a spring snake in her desk. However, Beaver has second thoughts and becomes determined to remove the snake before she finds it.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bedeviled Doctor (s2, ep22)

Dr. David Craig discovers that tapes of conversations with his psychiatric patients are missing and being used for blackmail purposes. When the suspected thief and blackmailer, Mark Douglas, turns up murdered, Craig is charged with the crime.

10:00am

Matlock

The Nightmare (s6, ep)

After a bump on the head, Matlock dreams he's in the Old West—and Conrad is about to be lynched by an angry mob!

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Brotherly Love: Part 1 (s4, ep1)

Tibbs travels to Philadelphia to uncover the truth behind the apparent suicide of a friend who had knowledge of a police cover-up.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Lost Sheep (s8, ep8)

Ashley Longworth Jr returns to the mountain. He proposes to Erin and she accepts

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old York (s8, ep34)

Matt comes face to face with the outlaw who saved his life long ago.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Initiation (s14, ep4)

A boy is accidentally killed while performing the initiation for a secret club, and one of Jamie's friends is blamed for the death.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

A Case Of Identity (s2, ep17)

Mark finds himself in grave danger when two unscrupulous detectives searching for a man's long-lost son claim that it is Mark.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Visitor

"Lucas is drawn to a young widow passing through town on her way to claim an inheritance, but others who covet it are trying to kill her."

Paul Fix guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Amos Billings Story (s5, ep24)

"The wagon train encounters Amos Billings who tells of a new road that might shorten their trip and avoid Indian trouble. Chris and Flint are very suspicious of the situation since the location has been a dead end."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Brushfire (s1, ep4)

Station 51 is called to fight a wildfire. John and Roy rescue an elderly woman and her sister, treat an injured fireman, deliver a baby, catch a looter and find a boy's lost dog.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Army-navy Game (s1, ep20)

The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and Trapper are left the task of following instructions to disarm the bomb.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Sticky Wicket (s1, ep21)

Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up his patients again, and discovers a nick in the colon that even Frank admits anyone could have missed.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Major Fred C. Dobbs (s1, ep22)

Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after Franks tells Margaret he's leaving, she decides to leave as well. As a result, Col. Blake puts both Hawk and Trap on double post-op duty until he finds replacements for Majs. Burns and Houlihan.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Cease-fire (s1, ep23)

General Clayton calls to say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors (s1, ep20)

Frank's sawing and Marie's meddling bother the neighborhood.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra (s1, ep21)

Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

An Evening Of Generals (s3, ep13)

Posing as waiters, Hogan and the gang scheme to get rid of a room full of German generals.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Everybody Loves A Snowman (s3, ep14)

The guys must smuggle a U.S. bomber crew out of camp while under surveillance by Hochstetter.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Tim Conway And Diahann Carroll (part 1)

"Guests Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll. Originally aired on 10/27/71."

Gavin MacLeod, Victor Buono AND a gorilla guest star!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Grinning Gorilla (s8, ep28)

A scientist involved in a lawsuit with his former housekeeper is found stabbed to death, and the housekeeper—though cornered by a loose gorilla—is present when the corpse is discovered.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

From Agnes - With Love (s5, ep20)

A computer technician begins getting advice on his love life from Agnes, the computer he works with.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Apex (s7, ep24)

A man and his lover decide to get rid of his wife.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Last Remains (s7, ep25)

A man tries to hide the murder of his business partner.

2:05am

Mannix

A Night Full Of Darkness (s7, ep18)

Mannix's police department pal, Lieutenant Malcolm, is a victim of a setup. The private eye tries to get to the bottom of things in order to clear his friend.

3:05am

Cannon

Revenge

"Cannon is haunted by the memories of his time in the Korean War."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Sing A Song Of Murder (s1, ep8)

The managers of a rock music star, whom they think drowned in his pool, cash in on his "tragedy""."

5:00am

Dragnet

S.i.u. - The Ring (s4, ep3)

Friday and Gannon recruit a woman cop to nab a burglar.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Medical (s4, ep4)

Friday and Gannon investigate cases in a hospital emergency ward.

Lindsay Wagner and Ed Begley Jr. guest star!

6:00am

Adam-12

Million Dollar Buff (s4, ep2)

Malloy and Reed have a run-in with a suspected professional jewel thief and fear she will walk due to lack of evidence. They also find themselves in competition with a millionaire vigilante, who provides assistance with apprehending a drunk driver and ending a shootout, but seems destined to soon overstep the law.

6:30am

Adam-12

The Grandmothers (s4, ep3)

Malloy and Reed are on the lookout for a hype who robbed a hand-made craft store run by elderly women, only to later return the money after robbing an antique store. In the meantime, they engage in a high-speed pursuit, and pull over a priest in possession of marijuana.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Do You Want To Play With Me?

"Bill and Toony discuss clowns and dolls."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Clubhouse (s1, ep9)

Wally and his friends build a clubhouse, and Beaver wants to join. Although the dues are $1 for 8th graders, Beaver has to come up with $3 in order to join their club. How can Beaver earn the money?

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Girl Trouble (s1, ep10)

Wally and Beaver dread attending dance school, so when Wally suddenly takes a liking in it, June and Ward are dumbfounded. It seems Wally has developed a crush on a girl named Penny and Beaver soon feels neglected and left out when Wally begins spending all his time with her.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Howling Dog (s2, ep23)

Evelyn Forbes escapes from a mental institution only to be charged with murder. The key to the case is a dog that continues to howl no matter what.

10:00am

Matlock

The Marriage Counselor (s6, ep)

When a marriage counselor is murdered, Matlock must sort through a list of suspects including the man's coworkers and patients, as he was known to seduce the female half of the couples he treated.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Brotherly Love: Part 2 (s4, ep2)

Tibbs goes home to Philadelphia, where he's implicated in a cop's murder while probing his own cop friend's apparent suicide---all with Althea about to give birth.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Violated (s8, ep9)

A soldier is sending his wife mail, but getting no replies

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Daddy Went Away (s8, ep35)

A widow returns Chester's affections.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Riot (s14, ep5)

Ben is taken as a hostage while inspecting conditions at a Nevada State Prison.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Hero (s2, ep19)

After a young stablehand kills a notorious gunslinger, he is baffled by the hostility of the townspeople.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Horse Traders (s2, ep20)

When a horse dealer transporting a prize stallion stops in North Fork, two saddle tramps try to use trickery to obtain it.

Robert Culp and Leonard Nimoy guest star!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Baylor Crofoot Story (s5, ep25)

"A teacher traveling with the wagon train encounters conflict when he become attracted to the daughter of a medicine man who has just joined the train. The man despises cowards and sees the teacher as one."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Dealer's Wild (s1, ep5)

Roy talks down a boy in a plane after the pilot (his father) has a heart attack. The paramedics respond to an attempted suicide, an overturned truck and a teenage overdose victim.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Showtime (s1, ep24)

Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Divided We Stand (s2, ep1)

Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th M*A*S*H unit to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior, or else they will be split up. But the 4077th soon begins to act in their traditional, insane way.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

5 O'clock Charlie (s2, ep2)

An inept North Korean pilot, known as 5 O'Clock Charlie, makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him from using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump. Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Radar's Report (s2, ep3)

Radar writes the weekly activity report: Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkeye is attracted to a new nurse but thinks she is married. Trapper loses a patient who developed complications during the O.R. fracas with the wounded soldier.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here? (s1, ep22)

Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's On Tv (s2, ep1)

Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Hostage (s3, ep15)

Hogan plays a waiting game with a German general. The scheming general has planted a rocket-fuel depot right outside Stalag 13 in hopes of trapping the area's resident saboteur, whom he suspects is Hogan.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Carter Turns Traitor (s3, ep16)

Carter pretends to be a traitor so he can learn the location of a chemical plant.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Tim Conway And Diahann Carroll (part 2)

"Guests Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll. Originally aired on 10/27/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wrongful Writ (s8, ep29)

After a young lawyer is framed for the murder of a man claiming to be a government agent, Mason must cull through witnesses to identify the killer.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Spur Of The Moment (s5, ep21)

After encountering a terrifying figure in black, a woman faces the biggest decision of her life.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Ten O'clock Tiger (s7, ep26)

A seedy character comes up with an amazing formula and then puts it to good use.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Kerry Blue (s7, ep27)

A man's love for his pet dog leads to disaster.

2:05am

Mannix

Walk A Double Line (s7, ep17)

Mannix wonders why a seemingly open-and-shut case got dropped.

3:05am

Cannon

Cry Wolf

"A kidnapping with shady overtones compels a millionaire to hire Cannon for the investigation."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

See Some Evil, Do Some Evil (s1, ep9)

A blackmailer and murderer pretends to be blind.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Curse Of Chester W. Farnsworth (s2, ep14)

Uncle Joe is convinced that the Shady Rest is haunted by a guest who visited 50 years ago, Chester W. Farnsworth.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

That Was The Night That Was (s4, ep28)

Kate Bradley's Shady Rest is patronized by a guest who gives every indication of being from outer space.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed's Dilemma (s1, ep17)

Pearl is trying to give Granny a break, figuring that Granny is so old and feeble that she cannot perform her household chores anymore. This upsets Granny greatly because she knows she can still get the job done. Granny chases after Pearl, and Jed decides to get the family to relax by taking them sightseeing around Beverly Hills.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage (s1, ep18)

When Pearl calls to yodel for him as a surprise, Jane suggests to Drysdale that he employs Pearl to be the head housekeeper, and when he suggests it to Pearl, she thinks he means marriage. And when Granny and Jed visit Mrs. Drysdale, who is going to a health spa, she says how Milburn is getting a more glamorous wife in her, but they think Drysdale is getting a brand new wife.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Nix On Hypnotricks, Peep In The Deep, Ration Fer The Duration

"Popeye's nemesis is a leering hypnotist who attempts to lure Olive Oyl to his home., When Popeye searches for treasure, Bluto tries to beat him to it., Popeye's nephews would rather go fishing than work in his victory garden, so he tells them the story of Jack and the Beanstalk."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Cat Fishin', Bottles, Matinee Mouse

"Spike is guarding a "No Fishing" area but Tom, using Jerry as bait, doesn't let that bother him., An old pharmacist falls asleep in his apothecary and dreams about all of the bottles coming to life with some of them good and some not so good., Tom and Jerry go to the movies and see the past fights among themselves and start beating each other again while the characters in the movie watch."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Real Gone Woody, Mouse Trapped, Bear And The Bees, Born To Peck, The Bandmaster, Man's Best Friend, Solid Ivory

"Woody and Buzz compete to take Winnie Woodpecker to the sock hop., Doc must evade the police (with the help or rather hindrance of Hickory and Dickory) when the police try to capture all black cats on Friday the 13th., Cupid tries to help Fatso the Bear win over a lady bear., A tired and elderly Woody reminices on his childhood with his father. Despondent, he attempts to commit suicide, only to be thwarted by the cartoonist., Andy Panda conducts a circus orchestra., An overtired hunting dog named Snoozer can't get a good night's rest., When the cue ball to Woody's billiard table falls into a hen house, Woody must rescue it from a hen who thinks it's one of her eggs."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Broom-stick Bunny, The Night Of The Living Duck, D' Fightin' Ones, Invasion Of The Bunny Snatchers, Each Dawn I Crow, Buccaneer Bunny

"Bugs makes a visit to Witch Hazel who is infatuated with her own ugliness and needs a rabbit for her stew... , While reading monster comic books Daffy dreams that he is in a nightclub performing for various monsters. , Sylvester and a bulldog are handcuffed together on the way to the pound. They break loose, but they're stuck together with cuffs. , Alien pod people have captured Daffy Duck, Yosemite Sam, and Elmer Fudd and taken their places. Bugs must escape before he is the next victim. , It's about time for Elmer Fudd to behead the chicken on his farm. It's just too bad for him that the chicken gets wise to the plot, thus starting the cartoon chase., Bugs infuriates Pirate Yosemite Sam by stealing his treasure and chases Bugs onto the pirate ship. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of Miguelito's Revenge (s4, ep12)

Agent West is summoned by a note from agent Gordon to the local barbershop. While waiting for Gordon, West decides to have a shave and is promptly anesthetised by a hot towel from one of Dr. Loveless's assistants, working in disguise. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a carnival funhouse where he encounters dazed-looking Justice Alonzo Fairlie. Before he can get any information from the judge, he is attacked by a quartet of gunmen. He quickly dispatches his adversaries but Justice Fairlie disappears in the confusion, leaving behind a strange clue.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The George B. Hanrahan Story (s5, ep26)

"An ousted Ute medicine man rescued by Duke who knows Chris predicts the future of wagon train passengers but he tries to withhold the deadly fortune of the man who takes him in but is a shyster himself."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Down Shadow Street (s2, ep19)

Victoria is eyewitness to the murder of a saloon girl: A murder committed by her godson, the only child of a local judge. When the boy admits the crime to his father, the judge turns to desperate means to protect him.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Odyssey Of Jubal Tanner (s8, ep36)

A saloon girl and a drifter team up to find the man who did them both wrong.

2:00pm

Bonanza

New Man (s14, ep6)

Ben brings parolee Griff King to the Ponderosa to work, but the newly freed man has a hard time adjusting to life outside of prison.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Spoiler (s2, ep21)

An elderly couple moves to North Fork under an assumed name to hide the fact that they are the parents of a vicious killer. The plan backfires when the son shows up at their home.

Don Grady guest stars!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Heller (s2, ep22)

After foiling a girl's attempt to rob the general store, Lucas finds that she and her brother are plotting the murder of their abusive stepfather.

4:00pm

Rawhide

No Dogs Or Drovers (s7, ep12)

After a long, hard cattle drive, Gil Favor and his drovers arrive at a town only to find that the townsfolk aren't receptive to cattle drivers.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Hey Boy's Revenge (s1, ep31)

When Hey Boy's brother is killed for protesting the working conditions on a Chinese railroad gang in Utah, Paladin must get the boy out of jail and bring the killer to justice.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

The Monster (s2, ep19)

Josh is determined to debunk the dire menace posed by a marauding monster that has smashed mining camps, decimated an indian village and has the residents of Nugget City hiding behind locked doors.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Restless Knights, Ants In The Pantry, Bubble Trouble, Flying Saucer Daffy, Three Arabian Nuts, In The Sweet Pie And Pie

"Set in Medieval times, the Stooges learn they are of royal blood and vow to save the kingdom. , The Stooges are pest exterminators who drum up business by planting vermin in a ritzy mansion where a party is going on. They are hired, but must pose as guests to work unobserved. , The Stooges are convicts about to be executed for some murders they didn't commit. The day before the execution they are tricked into marrying three rich girls who need husbands to collect a legacy. At the last minute the real murderers confess and the Stooges are pardoned. The girls are now stuck with the Stooges so they plot to get rid of them by making them become gentlemen. The girl's lawyer convinces them to throw a big party in the hope that the Stooges will humiliate them and they can get a divorce. The boys do just that as the party degenerates into a wild pie fight. But the girls decide to keep the Stooges and give their lawyer the boot. [Dance teacher footage from "Hoi Polloi"] , The Stooges are pharmacists who invent a fountain of youth formula that can turn old people young. They turn an old lady into a beautiful young woman, but when her husband takes the formula it turns him into a gorilla. , Joe accidentally takes a picture of a paper plate, which Moe and Larry submit to a magazine as an authentic picture of a flying saucer. Moe and Larry collect a big prize, but when the picture is proven to be phony, they're hauled off to Jail. Joe then gets a picture of a real spaceship and this time he gets the fame and fortune, while Moe and Larry wind up in a sanitarium. , The Stooges find themselves in the crosshairs of thieves who want a magic lamp."

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Fly

"A mad scientist's invention leaves him forever changed."

10:30pm

House of Svengoolie

Return Of The Fly

"Years after his father's dangerous experiments, a son continues his work, hiring a criminal in disguise."

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Ghost Wolf (s1, ep23)

Lumberjacks leave their job, fearing a werewolf. A forest fire enlivens the plot.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Ghost In Space (s1, ep19)

Dr. Smith holds a seance to contact his Uncle Thaddeus. Instead a spirit creature is contacted and creates havoc for the Robinsons. It is later discovered that the "spirit creature" is a physical creature, rendered invisible by the properties of the "ionized gas" in the bog from which it came.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Night Of Terror (s3, ep4)

Shipwrecked on a mysterious island, Nelson, Sharkey and a geologist are terrorized by a giant lizard and then by hallucinations.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Nightmare (s2, ep16)

The Earthlings work with a sympathetic Giant college student to get a reactor for their spaceship, but when it malfunctions they are plagued by hallucinations.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

The Ghost Of Nero (s1, ep19)

In 1915, the travelers try to keep the ghost of Nero from taking revenge on a descendant of Nero's rival.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Pit (s2, ep19)

A professor diagnosed with delusions tells Vincent aliens are experimenting with dreams.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Trial

"Grizzly 'Ben' is accused of eating a bucket of fish from an Indian tribesman,after a young brave named Tumaqua takes of with it to hide his failure at catching fish. Will Ben be found guilty or can Adams save his furry friend?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Land Of Quaking Earth

"In the southeastern coastal plain of the United States in Georgia, there exists one of the world’s truly unique jingle swamps named by the Indians OKEEFENOKEE (land of floating islands). Here in this intricate maze of river-ways with its ferns, grasses and cane growths, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore a fairytale jungle that is one of the last strongholds of the alligator. The jungle suddenly becomes marshland, also called wet prairies, with water 1 to 4 feet deep. Here in profusion fly hundreds of American egrets, the swamp fisherman. Jim uses the Indian soap plant to wash his hands, and Marlin tries to balance on one of the floating hammocks or floating islands of “quaking earth.” We witness the lassoing, from a boat, of a bear that has moved in too close to civilization. After being caged, he is moved into the interior on an island that can support him, and we follow his encounters with an alligator, a skunk, and an alligator snapping turtle."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Trailing The Midnight Sun

"Winter is night, summer is day, and you need your wits to survive in the forbidding land north of the Arctic Circle. In this story you go by walrus skin boat, dogsled, airplane and helicopter. You hunt seal with Eskimos, find polar bear and beluga whale. You round up a large herd of reindeer and tag them for conservation officials. And you watch Jim Fowler discover a far-north version of a popular rodeo event: bulldogging moose from a helicopter."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Cattail Country

"Marlin visits the Grand Teton Mountains in the U.S. and the wilderness north of Canada to show us the territorial fight, the rescue of a baby moose and to see the sandhill cranes."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

The Philmont Trail

"Marlin and Jim make a fascinating climb up the Philmont Trail with a troop of Explorer Scouts at the famous Boy Scout ranch near Cimarron in northern New Mexico."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Ghost Of The Desert Part I

"In the Kalahari region of southern Africa, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler study the life and habits of the graceful and cunning leopard by establishing a camp near a hidden leopard den."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Ghost Of The Desert Part Ii

"Marlin and Jim continue their investigation into the home life of the leopard."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Call Me Irresponsible (s2, ep6)

Soon to be 16 and anxious to start saving for a car, Greg gets his first job as an office boy at Mike's architectural firm. However, he places his job in jeopardy when he carelessly loses some important designs.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Treasure Of Sierra Avenue (s2, ep7)

While playing in a vacant lot, the boys discovers a wallet containing $1,100. The girls learn about the boys' find, and they decide they want a cut of the money. The result is another boys-against-girls fight in the Brady household.

11:00am

Happy Days

Motorcycle (s3, ep2)

When Fonzie finds his bike in pieces, the search is on to find the culprit.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Shotgun Wedding (s5, ep1)

The girls get engaged to Richie and Fonzie to avoid a shotgun wedding.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

The Camping Trip (s2, ep29)

Lucy fears that she and Ricky don't have enough in common, so she decides to pursue one of his interests: camping. Ricky and Fred don't want her (or Ethel for that matter) horning in on their summer retreat, so Ricky decides to take Lucy on a "trial run" in the woods and make her life miserable. But Lucy is wise to his plan; guess whose life is made miserable in the end?

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Short Pants (s1, ep11)

When June goes on a trip to visit her sister, Peggy, June's Aunt Martha steps in and stays with Ward and the boys. They do their best not to hurt Martha's feelings, but Beaver has the hardest time, when she buys him a suit, knee socks, a cap and short pants and makes him wear the outfit to school.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Perfume Salesmen (s1, ep12)

Wally and Beaver want to win a fancy film projector and in order to get it they have to sell 24 bottles of perfume. However, the appalling aroma of the perfume quickly leads to zero sales and has Ward trying to think up a sales gimmick.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly's Animals (s1, ep19)

Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Throws A Wingding (s1, ep20)

Pearl gets a letter from two old flames who used to fight over her hand, Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs. After reading some of the letter, Jed figures that the engagement they talk about in the letter is for Pearl to choose which one she wants to marry. However, Lester and Earl have since married two glamorous city women, and the engagement they speak of is a gig in Hollywood.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Allergy Time (s2, ep28)

The Skipper begins to itch and sneeze whenever he is around Gilligan.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

The Friendly Physician (s2, ep29)

A mad scientist lands on the island and takes the castaways to his castle to perform strange experiments on them. Soon they are locked in a dungeon and trapped in the wrong bodies.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Cat's Meow (s3, ep)

Iola has her dead cat freeze-dried.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Mama Gets The Bird (s4, ep)

When Mama's crazy old Uncle Oscar passes on, he leaves her his talking parrot, Captain Petey, who convinces the family that treasure is hidden somewhere in the house.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

The Eyes Of Love / Masquerade / Hollywood Royalty (part 2)

"Part 2. Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress."

6:30pm

Collector's Call

David Kostman- Sci-fi/horror Props + Costumes

"David Kostman is proud of his home “dungeon,” where he keeps his vast collection of props and costumes from horror, sci-fi, and fantasy movies. David grew up with a magazine called Famous Monsters of Filmland and became hooked. Even today, he says the films continue to stretch his imagination. In addition to props and costumes, David also collects movie posters and autographs. He will show some of his favorite items, ranging from arachnids to vampire teeth to our expert Mark Short, who has his own collection of movie memorabilia."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

For The Good Of The Outfit (s2, ep4)

Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is released it claims that the enemy bombed the village, and the army tries to gag the doctors.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dr. Pierce And Mr. Hyde (s2, ep5)

Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for three straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Truman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish about the North Koreans wanting better plumbing, he tries to send the officers' latrine to the North Koreans with an offer of peace.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie's Brief Encounter (part 1) (s7, ep1)

Edith leaves Archie when she finds out he a dated a flirtatious waitress while she was volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Archie's Brief Encounter (part 2) (s7, ep2)

Edith forgives Archie's indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Archie's Brief Encounter (part 3) (s7, ep3)

Edith forgives Archie's indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Beverly Rides Again (s7, ep8)

As a practical joke, Archie fixes up one of his drinking buddies with female impersonator Beverly La Salle.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least (s2, ep2)

Ray gets to use the "active technique" he and Debra learned in parenting class.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother (s2, ep3)

Ray takes his brother, Robert, out for a night on the town.

Did you see that UFO?

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Uhny Uftz (s5, ep3)

Did Rob see a UFO?

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Long Night's Journey Into Day (s5, ep30)

Laura tries to spend the night alone while her family is on a fishing trip.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

A Matter Of Record (s4, ep15)

Ralph cuts a record to sweet talk Alice after insulting her mother.

William Shatner guest stars in this memorable episode.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Nightmare At 20,000 Feet (s5, ep3)

While aboard a commercial aircraft, a man believes he is seeing a gremlin on its wing.

1:00am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Nightmare In 4-d (s2, ep16)

A husband has a vague memory of helping a woman get rid of a corpse.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Breakdown (s1, ep7)

After a terrible accident leaves a man completely paralyzed, people who encounter him think he is dead, though he is very much alive.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Tram (s6, ep3)

Two underworld leaders, Hatcher and Thorne, have called a conference of Syndicate leaders to form a massive holding/laundering company. The IMF must obtain their joint Swiss bank account number.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Trial By Fire (s3, ep4)

Kimble's sister Donna summons him home with a possible break in the case: a letter from James Eckhardt, a former U.S. Army captain who also saw the one-armed man fleeing from the Kimble's house on the night of Helen's murder. Kimble meets with Eckhardt, w

4:00am

Harry O

The Mysterious Case Of Lester And Dr. Fong

"Mishaps and murders abound when boy-wonder private eye Lester Hodges and his mentor Dr. Creighton Fong join forces with Harry Orwell."

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary - Mister (s4, ep5)

The police zero in on a rat: a forger, bigamist and thief who even robs from the blind.

5:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Little Pusher (s4, ep6)

Friday investigates the junior high drug scene.

Straight from the Wild Wild West, Robert Conrad guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

The Radical (s4, ep4)

At roll call, Malloy and Reed are asked to look out for a suspected militant and, after spotting him, attempt to follow him to his stash of weapons. Malloy also is asked by a security guard to investigate a possible shakedown and smuggling operation.

6:30am

Adam-12

The Search (s4, ep5)

Malloy and Reed report to a robbery at a grocery store, where Malloy is required to engage in a high-speed pursuit with one of the suspects while Reed apprehends the other on foot. When Malloy is seriously injured in a rollover accident at a remote location and loses two-way radio communication, Reed and others from the department race against the clock to locate him.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Headless Horseman

"Washington Irving's classic tale is retold with a Toony twist."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Voodoo Magic (s1, ep13)

June and Ward make Wally and Beaver promise that they won't go see a scary movie. However, Wally and Beaver are talked into seeing it, thanks to Wally's so-called best friend, Eddie Haskell. The movie has quite an influence on Beaver, who makes a voodoo doll, names it Eddie Haskell and sticks it with pins.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Part Time Genius (s1, ep14)

After taking an IQ test, Beaver scores the highest in his class and Mrs. Rayburn suggests that it would be best if Beaver went to a special school, where his abilities can be challenged. However, little does anyone know, everything is not as it seems.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Calendar Girl (s2, ep24)

A building contractor is charged with the murder of a wealthy political Mr. fix-it.

10:00am

Matlock

The Dame (s6, ep)

While out at dinner, a chance encounter prompts Matlock to relate the story of a case from years earlier in which Matlock's father believed his friend was murdered by his wife.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Lessons Learned (s4, ep3)

Gillespie sends Parker to confirm suspicions that a local truck stop is really a front for a prostitution business. When a young prostitute is found dead Gillespie is shocked at her father’s reaction. Parker is dismayed when he recognizes one of the ladies.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Silver Wings (s8, ep11)

Jim-Bob delivers a package to a woman whose husband is in the war

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Jeb (s8, ep37)

A man buys an allegedly stolen horse from a farm boy, which proves to be a big mistake.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Ambush At Rio Lobo (s14, ep7)

Outlaws lie in wait, ready to waylay a stagecoach carrying Ben and a young pregnant woman.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Grasshopper (s2, ep23)

A condemned killer being transported by train murders a marshal and takes Mark hostage.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

A Time For Singing (s2, ep24)

Mark discovers that the new preacher and his wife are impostors planning a robbery.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Swamp Devil (s5, ep27)

"A section of the wagon train splits to attempt a crossing of a dangerous swamp. On the way they hear stories from the local Indians of a strange creatures living in the swamp. Flint has a secret worry as he leads them."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Nurses Wild (s1, ep6)

A store owner shoots an armed robber and is filled with remorse. Sparks fly between Johnny and a nurse. Dr. Early treats an alcoholic. A dog delays the rescue of an unconscious woman. Dr. Morton assumes an unconscious hippie is on drugs. The firemen rescue a man trapped at a chemical plant.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Kim (s2, ep6)

Hawkeye operates on a five-year-old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and has to rescue him after he wanders into the minefield.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

L.i.p. (s2, ep7)

Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but when he refuses Hawkeye and Trapper frame him. Hawkeye is upset that a nurse he was pursuing does not approve of the marriage between "a gook" and "one of us."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Trial Of Henry Blake (s2, ep8)

Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge. They also put Hawkeye and Trapper under arrest so that they can't help Henry.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad... Three (s2, ep9)

Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper color the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right color blood, while he is asleep; Henry gets a movie of his daughter's birthday from home; the officers hold the monthly staff meeting.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart (s2, ep4)

Ray tries to teach Ally an important lesson about not quitting.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf (s2, ep5)

Ray's guilt manifests itself in an anxiety attack on the golf course.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Two Nazis For The Price Of One (s3, ep17)

A Gestapo agent knows about Hogan's operation and tries to leverage this knowledge to find out information about the Manhattan Project.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Is There A Doctor In The House? (s3, ep18)

Klink's illness causes problems for one of Hogan's plots.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Bing Crosby And Paul Lynde

"Guests Bing Crosby and Paul Lynde. Originally aired on 11/03/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Mischievous Doll (s8, ep30)

When a shady private investigator and his pawn die mysteriously, the woman who may have been his intended target is charged with their murders.

Everything is not what it seems in this fan favorite episode!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Hitch-hiker (s1, ep16)

Alone on a cross-country trip, a woman keeps seeing the same hitch-hiker everywhere she looks.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Case Of Mr. Pelham (s1, ep10)

Albert Pelham is slowly being replaced at home and at work by a double.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Perfect Crime (s3, ep3)

A famous criminologist discovers that he has sent an innocent man to jail.

2:05am

Mannix

The Girl From Nowhere (s7, ep19)

When a little girl turns up dead and unidentified, Mannix sets out to discover who she was.

3:05am

Cannon

Quasar Kill

"Cannon investigates the mysterious death of a scientist who was killed by a laser beam."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Murder Go Round (s1, ep10)

It's one killing after another as Barnaby investigates a hit-and-run accident while wealthy townspeople plot his murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Cigarette Butt (s4, ep7)

A murder victim's smoking habits help Friday track down the killer.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Missing Person (s4, ep8)

A high school student is missing.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Ferret (s4, ep6)

Malloy and Reed are on the lookout for an environmentalist known as "The Ferret" who has been posing as an employee to infiltrate and sabotage industrial complexes he feels are creating too much pollution. In the meantime, they respond to a woman who is nearly comatose and ultimately gives birth to a stillborn baby. They then investigate the witchdoctor who has been convincing her and other women that eating clay will ensure a successful pregnancy.

6:30am

Adam-12

Truant (s4, ep7)

After apprehending a couple of juvenile delinquents who are ransacking a house, Reed is inspired to submit an idea on how to deal with truants, which ultimately gets implemented on a trial basis by the captain, but draws the ire of Officer Wells. Back on patrol, they apprehend a couple of high-level drug dealers who run into bad luck, and nearly get run over by two men using stolen automobile parts to build a high-powered go cart.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Scariest Places On Earth

"Bill and Toony visit a few of the world's scrariest places."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Party Invitation (s1, ep15)

Beaver is invited to Linda Dennison's birthday party and quickly discovers that he is the only boy that she invited. Fearing for his reputation, Beaver tries his best to get out of attending but June and Ward are insistent, not aware of the situation Beaver's in.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Lumpy Rutherford (s1, ep16)

The local bully, Lumpy Rutherford, has been picking on Beaver and Wally and, thanks to a story Ward tells them, the boys decide to play a joke on Lumpy. However, their ploy catches the wrong person: Lumpy's father and Ward's co-worker, Fred Rutherford, is caught in the trap.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Petulant Partner (s2, ep25)

Harry Bright and Chuck Clark were once best friends and business partners until Margaret entered the picture. Margaret was a much younger woman on the make who entranced Chuck into marrying her. When Margaret is found shot to death, Harry is arrested for murder.

10:00am

Matlock

The Suspect: Part 1 (s6, ep)

Matlock defends a wealthy widow charged with the murder of her husband, while Michelle defends a father accused of murdering the drug dealer who got his child hooked.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Perversions Of Justice (s4, ep4)

A mild mannered school teacher is accused of child molestation.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Wager (s8, ep12)

A run (on foot) and ride (on horse) race is being held. Mary Ellen and Erin bet two guys that they will win

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Quest For Asa Janin (s8, ep38)

Convinced that Dave Ingalls is innocent of murder, Matt sets out to find the real killer before Ingalls is wrongfully hanged.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Twenty-sixth Grave (s14, ep8)

When Samuel Clemens (a.k.a. Mark Twain) comes nosing around town investigating the mysterious death of miners, he starts an uprising with accusations of claim jumping and murder.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Deserter (s2, ep25)

Lucas and Marshal Torrance get into trouble with the Army when they try to help a wounded young soldier who deserted.

Johnny Crawford's favorite episode of the series.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Vision (s2, ep26)

After Mark contracts typhoid fever and has a vision of his dead mother, he no longer seems interested in getting well.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Cole Crawford Story (s5, ep28)

"The young Crawford couple is trying to leave their past behind but having difficulty doing it. The wagon train is crossing a massive ranch and the owner's son refuses to let Mrs. Crawford leave nor will the train members help them."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Publicity Hound (s1, ep7)

John is envious of the publicity given to another paramedic. After Roy and John rescue a man trapped in ship's rigging, John gets seasick. Dr. Brackett clashes with a tycoon over a diagnosis. The paramedics rescue a horse from a ditch and a child stuck in a well.

Teri Garr makes a guest appearance!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Sniper (s2, ep10)

A lone sniper has the 4077th pinned down—including Radar and Henry in the shower. The poor boy thinks he's firing on McArthur's headquarters, and a chopper finally comes by and wounds him with gunfire from above, ending the siege. Hawkeye walks out to into the bush to tend to the wounded soldier.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Carry On Hawkeye (s2, ep11)

The camp succumbs to the Asian flu, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have to do everything themselves. As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still manages to operate when wounded arrive.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Incubator (s2, ep12)

Hawkeye and Trapper recover from an all night party. Henry gets a barbecue, and Hawkeye puts in a request for an incubator. The Quartermaster turns him down. They locate a Major with three incubators, but he won't let them have one.

Pat Morita and John Ritter guest star!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Deal Me Out (s2, ep13)

Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an intelligence officer against regulations, and Sidney helps talk a soldier out of his plan to kill Frank.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary (s2, ep6)

Raymond is shocked to learn that his parents were once separated.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again (s2, ep7)

Debra asks Ray to start working from home.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan, Go Home (s3, ep19)

Hogan is ordered home and Colonel Crittendon is sent to replace him.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Sticky Wicket Newkirk (s3, ep20)

Newkirk unknowingly sneaks a beautiful Gestapo agent he has fallen for into camp.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Mel Torme And Nanette Fabray

"Guests Mel Torme and Nanette Fabray. Originally aired on 11/17/71."

Bernard Fox guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Laughing Lady (s9, ep1)

A woman being held in prison pending her trial sees the woman whom she believes committed the crime with which she has been charged on a televised gala.

This classic episode inspired 2019's most anticipated horror film, 'Us'.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Mirror Image (s1, ep21)

A woman encounters her doppelgänger at a bus terminal.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Lamb To The Slaughter (s3, ep28)

A woman is surprised to learn that her husband has fallen in love with another woman.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Coming, Mama (s6, ep25)

A woman begins to realize that her mother has no intentions of cutting her from her apron strings.

2:05am

Mannix

Rage To Kill (s7, ep20)

Mannix investigates the supposed suicide of a psychiatrist and discovers that the deceased shrink had some very interesting patients.

3:05am

Cannon

Snap Shot

"Cannon investigates when a former hitman seems to now be on someone's wanted list."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

To Denise, With Love And Murder (s1, ep11)

A philanderer murders his mistress.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary Auto - Courtroom (s4, ep9)

The policeman's role in court is highlighted in this episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

Internal Affairs - Parolee (s4, ep10)

Friday and Gannon retrace a 14-year-old investigation to determine whether charges can be brought against a man up for parole.

6:00am

Adam-12

Ambush (s4, ep8)

Malloy and Reed are ambushed by two men who want to silence the prisoner they are transporting from Malibu to Los Angeles. Their problems are compounded by the lack of radio communication in Malibu Canyon, which ultimately results in Reed being taken hostage.

6:30am

Adam-12

Anniversary (s4, ep9)

Malloy and Reed brainstorm what to get Sgt. MacDonald for his anniversary, subdue an understandably belligerent wrestler in a bar and get followed by a man with a recent streak of bad luck. Afterward, they investigate an unethical used car salesman and liquor store robbery and also thwart an attempted camper theft.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Zombie Makeover

"Toony and Bill make a zombie movie, with some unbelievable, undead makeup."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Paper Route (s1, ep17)

Wally and Beaver want to get brand-new bikes so they ask Ward for some money; however, he suggests that they earn the money. This leads Wally and Beaver to get a job delivering papers. Later, while trying to help the boys out, Ward and June inadvertently almost get Wally and Beaver fired.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Child Care (s1, ep18)

After Ward's bragging about Wally and Beaver being responsible, Herb and Janet Wilson assume that it would be alright to leave their four-year-old daughter in Wally and Beaver's care while they go out to a party with Ward and June. However, the trouble begins when the youngster locks herself in the bathroom.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Dangerous Dowager (s2, ep26)

Matilda Benson is a tough old broad who rules her children with an iron hand and the promises in her will. When Benson and her brood become involved in a gambling scandal and the death of a nightclub owner, Mason looks into the matriarch's matter.

10:00am

Matlock

The Suspect: Part 2 (s6, ep)

Matlock defends a wealthy widow charged with the murder of her husband, while Michelle defends a father accused of murdering the drug dealer who got his child hooked.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

...and Justice For Some (s4, ep5)

Gillespie and his officers are outraged when a drug courier who ran down the son of Virgil's next door neighbor makes a deal with the F.B.I. to avoid prosecution.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Fastidious Wife (s8, ep14)

Corabeth tries to sell a book at the store about being a perfect wife

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Kate Heller (s9, ep1)

A young man commits murder and ambushes Matt.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Stallion (s14, ep9)

Trouble follows when Ben purchases a beautiful black stallion for Joe's birthday gift.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Lariat (s2, ep27)

An old friend of Lucas's returns to town in the company of a shady gambler and is accused of cheating at cards.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Smoke Screen (s2, ep28)

Several men are vying for a rancher's daughter's affections. When she is found dead, one of them becomes the prime suspect in her murder.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Levi Hale Story (s5, ep29)

"Chris Hale is traveling to the Wyoming prison to pick up his brother Levi---who's about to be released from prison. Chris assumed Levi was pardoned but he was paroled to Chris. He must keep Levi out of Wyoming or he will be hanged."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Weird Wednesday (s1, ep8)

A parachutist lands in a tree, an obese man collapses while jogging, an 80-year-old woman breaks her ankle while dancing, a man can't stop the hiccups, a boy tries to cryogenically freeze himself, a golfer is bitten by a snake, a prostitute brings in a customer suffering from chest pains, and John is injured during the rescue of a drunk driver.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hot Lips And Empty Arms (s2, ep14)

Margaret revaluates her life, deciding to leave Frank and ask for a transfer, which is granted. She gets drunk at her goodbye party, but is sobered up in the shower when wounded start arriving. She changes her mind when she realizes how loyal her friends are.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Officers Only (s2, ep15)

Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them three days in Tokyo, and Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Henry In Love (s2, ep16)

Henry returns from a week in Tokyo, announcing that he is in love with a 20-year-old girl named Nancy Sue Parker. When she arrives for the weekend, it isn't long before she starts making advances on Hawkeye.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

For Want Of A Boot (s2, ep17)

In this riotous episode, Hawkeye gets wrapped up in a convoluted scheme to procure a new pair of boots.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Children's Book, The (s2, ep8)

Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Gift, The (s2, ep9)

Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

War Takes A Holiday (s3, ep21)

In order to get the Gestapo to release its prisoners, Hogan tricks Klink and Hochstetter into thinking the war is over.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Duel Of Honor (s3, ep22)

Hogan prepares Klink to flee to Argentina with information for the Allies after Klink is challenged to a duel.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Eydie Gorme, Shecky Green, And Improv Group

"Guests Eydie Gorme, Shecky Green, and Improv Group. Originally aired on 11/24/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fatal Fortune (s9, ep2)

A fortune teller gives a series of accurate predictions regarding a woman's future. But something goes wrong when she's charged with murdering her new husband.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Masks (s5, ep25)

A dying man demands that his family wear masks he's given them at a Mardi Gras party.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Night The World Ended (s2, ep31)

A group of newspapermen plays a joke on a man who in return decides to get payback.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Door Without A Key (s7, ep15)

An old man with amnesia and a young boy with no one find each other in a police station.

2:05am

Mannix

Mask For A Charade (s7, ep21)

A friend of Mannix comes to the detective for help when he's accused of murdering a loan shark.

3:05am

Cannon

Point After Death

"Cannon investigates the shooting death of the girlfriend of a former basketball star."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Little Glory, Little Death, A (s1, ep12)

A blackmailing actress gets pushed off a cliff.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary Auto - Juvenile Genius (s4, ep11)

Friday tracks down thieves responsible for a series of Los Angeles robberies.

5:30am

Dragnet

Bunco - $9,000 (s4, ep12)

The search is on for a swindler who conned an old vaudevillian out of $9,000 he found on a sidewalk.

Angela Cartwright guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Assassination (s4, ep11)

Malloy and Reed become the repeated targets of an unidentified sniper who has them called to fake disturbances and follows them to some of their real calls, which include a special deliver, a suicide threat at a gas station and a reported prowler.

6:30am

Adam-12

The Dinosaur (s4, ep12)

Eight years after an act of heroism put him out of commission, an officer returns to active duty, only to find that the changes made to the job that limit an officer's power and increase suspects' rights are too much to handle.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

House Monster

"Bill and Toony take a spooky field trip to get into the Halloween spirit."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Bank Account (s1, ep19)

Ward tries to teach Wally and Beaver the importance of saving by giving them a piggy bank. The boys quickly save up a handful of change and are all ready to spend it on some baseball equipment. However, unknown to their parents, they change their minds and decide to spend the money on a most unselfish gift.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Lonesome Beaver (s1, ep20)

Wally goes away on a trip with the Boy Scout troop that he belongs to, leaving a lonesome Beaver behind. Finding his friends to be busy, Beaver takes up other means to make the time go by.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Deadly Toy (s2, ep27)

Martin Selkirk is a major league rotter who wants Claire Allison in the worst way, even though she's dating Dirk Benedict. Selkirk has Dirk's jaw broken and begins sending Claire threatening mail. Then Selkirk is murdered in his beach house.

10:00am

Matlock

The Defense (s6, ep)

Matlock defends teenager Danny Hayes, who is accused of murdering his father. Danny insists that his father was going to kill his mother, but the testimony of his father's best friend damages the young man's story.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Heart Of Gold (s4, ep6)

Bubba is reunited with his high school sweetheart, but his happiness is short lived after she resorts to murder to silence an attorney who was threatening to stop her from inheriting her late husband's estate.

Someone is lurking in the dark in this spooky episode.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Night Walker (s5, ep6)

An unknown person is walking around Walton's Mountain at nights and causing worry

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Lover Boy (s9, ep2)

A ladies' man takes up with a married woman.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Hidden Enemy (s14, ep10)

A new doctor in Virginia City is secretly fighting the demons of a morphine addiction.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Shotgun Man (s2, ep29)

Shotgun man John Beaumont, who Lucas sent to prison, returns with vengeance on his mind.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Sins Of The Father (s2, ep30)

After shooting a man in self-defense, Andy Moon turns to Lucas for protection from his vengeful brothers.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Terry Morrell Story (s5, ep30)

"After the Sheriff escorts Ben Morrell and his son Terry to the wagon train, the members find Ben Morrell and his son very antisocial: the two can't even tolerate each other. One woman wants to adopt Terry believing he is being mistreated."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Dilemma (s1, ep9)

An elevator gets stuck between floors, and then the brake drum fails; inside, a man has a heart attack. A nursing student is in awe of Dr. Brackett; a fireman buff develops a crush on John, who tries to get rid of her. A man is injured in his junkyard. An industrial accident takes place at a railroad yard.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Operation Noselift (s2, ep18)

Private Baker, who is always going AWOL, is desperate for plastic surgery on his nose. Hawkeye gets an old friend, and plastic surgeon, to visit the camp, promising him a nurse called "The Barracuda." They put together an elaborate scheme to perform the operation without Frank or Margaret finding out.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Chosen People (s2, ep19)

A Korean family sets up camp in the middle of the compound. A Korean woman with a baby comes looking for the father, and names Radar.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

As You Were (s2, ep20)

While there are no casualties, Hawkeye and Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail. Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, their own side shells the camp, hitting the generator, and Radar tries to get through to tell someone to stop the shelling.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Crisis (s2, ep21)

The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated socks. The toilet paper supply is worst hit, and then wounded start arriving.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School (s2, ep10)

Ray reluctantly takes Deborah to his 20th high school reunion.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Letter, The (s2, ep11)

Debra decides to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Axis Annie (s3, ep23)

Hogan plans to use a propaganda radio announcer to get information to the underground.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

What Time Does The Balloon Go Up? (s3, ep24)

A basket-weaving and a kite-flying contest are part of Hogan's plan to transport an agent to England in a balloon.

Horror legend Vincent Price joins the gang in this spooky episode!

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Vincent Price

In Carol and Sis, Carol suspects her sister is pregnant and tries to figure out who the father is. Then, in George and Zelda, Carol sabotages a poker game on a riverboat. Finally, in Salute to Horror Movies, the gang parodies classic films, including "The Mummy", "The Wolf Man", and "The Bride of Frankenstein".

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Candy Queen (s9, ep3)

Claire Armstrong has built a candy empire, but things go sour when her cousin is almost killed by poisoned candy and a man is found dead in his office.

A girl's new Talky Tina doll is out for revenge.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Living Doll (s5, ep6)

A man is displeased when his wife buys an expensive doll for his step-daughter. He becomes even more displeased when the doll tells him it doesn't like him.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Greatest Monster Of Them All (s6, ep17)

A horror-film actor plans payback after an incompetent director ruins his comeback.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Sorcerer's Apprentice (s7, ep37)

An unfaithful woman plans to get rid of her husband with the help of a stranded young man. (This episode was deemed too horrifying by a sponsor and was not broadcast until the series was sold into syndication.)

2:05am

Mannix

A Question Of Murder (s7, ep22)

A young boy asks Mannix to prove that his hero did not die from a hit-and-run accident but rather was murdered.

3:05am

Cannon

Blood Lines

"Cannon is hired by the wealthy family of a young man, who is assumed to have died from an accidental death in Acapulco."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Twenty Million Alibis (s1, ep13)

A jewel thief writing his memoirs accidentally kills a butler while making off with a diamond necklace.

5:00am

Dragnet

Narco - Missing Hype (s4, ep13)

This episode focuses on drugs, paying particular attention to addiction symptoms.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - Helpful Woman (s4, ep14)

Police track down a thief who specializes in elderly people.

Barbara Hale guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Pick-up (s4, ep13)

Malloy and Reed actively search for a serial rapist/murderer who hasn't left behind any solid clues, which causes Malloy to vent about what he perceives to be over-reliance on computers at the expense of old-fashioned police logic. In the meantime, they deal with a kid who crashes his friend's dirt bike, engage in a futile high-speed pursuit of a porsche and search for an armed suspect of a liquor store.

6:30am

Adam-12

Citizens All (s4, ep14)

Malloy and Reed deal with a surly victim of a purse snatching and search for her assailant, who is driving a vehicle that should be easy to spot. In the meantime, they surveil a disabled vehicle with a suspicious driver, respond to a loud music call at a residence that's been transformed into a hippie party house by its recently widowed owner, and break up a fist fight at a lunch stand.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Mad Scientist

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Cleaning Up Beaver (s1, ep21)

Wally begins to outgrow his "sloppy" phase and becomes much neater. This is noticed by Ward and June who try to encourage Beaver to undergo the same transformation. However, Beaver changing like that just seems too extraordinary of a task.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Perfect Father (s1, ep22)

Ward becomes a bit jealous when Wally and Beaver begin spending time playing basketball at Willie Dennison's house after Willie's dad put up a backboard and a basket. This prompts Ward to do the same thing but it just seems like things are working against him in his quest to be the perfect father.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Spanish Cross (s2, ep28)

Young Jimmy Morrow can't seem to catch a break. Already on probation for car theft, he's charged with stealing a valuable Spanish cross and killing its owner. Mason feels sorry for the kid and decides to take the case.

10:00am

Matlock

The Game Show (s6, ep)

When the producer of a popular gameshow is murdered, Matlock is hired to defend the show's aging host while Michelle goes undercover as a contestant.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Quick Fix (s4, ep7)

The investigation into the death of an abandoned infant leads to a mentally handicapped teenager.

One of the eeriest episodes in the series!

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Changeling (s7, ep6)

Elizabeth is turning 13 years old - not quite a child, not quite a woman

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Legends Don't Sleep (s9, ep3)

After getting out of prison, an infamous gunman meets a cocky young man eager to cash in on his reputation.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Sound Of Sadness (s14, ep11)

A lonely old man wants to adopt a pair of orphans, but he will need to get past bureaucratic red tape first.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Prodigal (s2, ep31)

To keep his invalid mother happy, an outlaw forces Lucas and Mark to go along with a masquerade that he is the owner of Lucas' ranch.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Fourflusher (s2, ep32)

A sharecropper enters his colt in a horse race, hoping to win enough money to buy his farm from the owner, who has bet on Mark McCain's entry.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jud Steele Story (s5, ep31)

"Bill Hawks returns the horse and belongings of a horse thief he shot to the local town sheriff. These identify the thief as a long dead war hero with a monument in the middle of town who was declared dead after a payroll robbery."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Hang-up (s1, ep10)

A jewel thief is trapped in an air-conditioning duct. Two battered men continue their brawl in the hospital. A man ruins his cast by going surfing. Dr. Brackett treats a woman with a neurological disorder. Radioactivity impedes the rescue of a lab worker. Johnny misses the end of an 'Adam-12' episode.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

George (s2, ep22)

Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Mail Call (s2, ep23)

The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitious company, Pioneer Aviation.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Smattering Of Intelligence (s2, ep24)

A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns is a traitor—one thinks he's a fascist, the other thinks he's a communist.

Harry Morgan guest stars a full season before his regular character debut!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The General Flipped At Dawn (s3, ep1)

The MASH 4077th is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp five miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye also is charged with impersonating a reporter.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Halloween Candy (s3, ep6)

Ray decides to make the drastic move of "cutting the wires."

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want For Christmas (s2, ep12)

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Lebeau And The Little Old Lady (s3, ep25)

LeBeau tells the others he is taking messages to a little old lady, when really she is a beautiful lady he has fallen for.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Escape From Prison Camp Without Really Trying (s3, ep26)

Hogan hides 30 prisoners in order to keep the SS busy while the Allies build reinforcements.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Dionne Warwick And Ken Berry

"Guests Dionne Warwick and Ken Berry. Originally aired on 12/15/71."

Murder can even happen on Halloween night!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Dodging Domino (s6, ep6)

Phil Schuyler is a two-bit songwriter who comes to a bad end on Halloween night. Someone enters his bungalow while Phil is taking a bath and tosses an electric heater into his tub.

Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Eye Of The Beholder (s2, ep6)

A bandaged young woman awaits the outcome of an experimental treatment that has been administered to her in a last-ditch effort to make her appear normal.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

One More Mile To Go (s2, ep28)

With the dead body of his wife in the trunk of his car, a man is hassled by police for a burnt-out taillight.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Creeper (s1, ep38)

A serial killer known as “the strangler” terrorizes a New York neighborhood.

2:05am

Mannix

Trap For A Pigeon (s7, ep23)

Mannix is hired to find a stolen briefcase containing bribery money in a mob murder case.

3:05am

Cannon

Mad Man

"Cannon is hired to investigate when an Army researcher seems to have gone insane for no obvious reason. Another cry for help comes out of Cannon's past. A girl he once knew is concerned about her husband's -he's a research scientist- fits of irrational behavior. they touch on mind-boggling drugs here, a topical subject."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Blind Terror (s2, ep1)

A blind girl is Barnaby's only lead in his search for a missing coed.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

There's No Business With Show Business (s2, ep36)

Circus owner Harry Harmon concocts a plan for he and his staff to stay at the Shady Rest without paying.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Dear Minerva (s3, ep1)

When Sam hands over the "Dear Minerva" column to Kate, she becomes somewhat of an anonymous celebrity.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Plays Solomon (s1, ep21)

Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Duke Steals A Wife (s1, ep22)

Duke, Jed's bloodhound, becomes matchmaker for his master and a glamorous Frenchwoman.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Adventures Of Popeye, Crystal Brawl, A Dream Walking

"In this combination of photography and cartoons, a little boy is bullied for reading POPEYE books., When Bluto takes Olive to the fair, Popeye disguises himself as a fortune teller to get her attention., Popeye and Bluto are awaken from their sleep by the sound of Olive Oyl sleepwalking."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

The Egg And Jerry, Drag-along Droopy, Sorry Safari

"A baby woodpecker mistakes Jerry for his mother., Droopy is a shepherd but his sheep graze in cattle country which brings in the angry cattle owner., Tom and Jerry are in Kenya on a hunting safari and don't get along as usual."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Buccaneer Woodpecker, Scrambled Eggs, Foot Brawl, Big Bite, Mississippi Slow Boat, Pest Of Show, Woodpecker In The Rough

"Woody attempts to apprehend Buzz Buzzard the pirate to collect a reward from Wally Walrus the town magistrate., A mischievous satyr switches the eggs of several different nests to confuse the expectant forest animals., Charlie tries unsuccessfully to convince his son he was a football star in college., Woody rescues his dog Duffy from a bully dogcatcher., A riverboat gambler tries to steal a big bag of money that Inspector Willioughby is transporting, with a cargo of prsioners, down the river., Doc enters Champ in a dog show to earn money, and two alley cats attempt to sabatogue them., A power player challenges Woody to a high stakes golf game."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Bonanza Bunny, Chariots Of Fur, Cat's Paw, Apes Of Wrath, Awful Orphan, The Bashful Buzzard, From Hare To Heir (1960)

"Bugs joins an 1896 gold town and duels a French-Canadian version of Yosemite Sam. , Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner do battle yet again. , Sylvester tries to help Junior get a cat's paw badge for hunting birds. , The stork makes a mistake when he delivers Bugs to an expecting gorilla family., Charlie Dog tries to take up home in Porky Pig's house and Porky goes through great lengths to get rid of him. , A bashful buzzard has a hard time keeping up with the rest of his siblings on bringing back food. , Yosemite Sam can keep a million dollar prize if he minds his temper – something Bugs is making very hard. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Pelican (s4, ep13)

West and Pike receive a note to meet a woman at a Chinese restaurant in San Francisco with a promise of information about the militant Din Chang who has recently stolen a supply of fulminate of mercury from a military arsenal. Unfortunately, the woman is killed before they can talk to her and the only word she utters is "Pelican." To further complicate matters, the only person they manage to capture is supposedly still serving time at Alcatraz. Since it seems that Alcatraz and the woman are the two pieces they have of the puzzle, the two split up to track down Chang before he can use the volatile mercury.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Mary Beckett Story (s5, ep32)

"A Frenchman arouses strong---and polarized---emotions among the wagon train members: men distrust him, women adore him. He owes a substantial gambling debt and plans to pay it off by convincing a woman to pay it until he is killed."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Stallion (s2, ep20)

A ranch hand who has gotten too old for regular saddle work is determined to catch a wild stallion to prove he is as capable as ever.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Tobe (s9, ep4)

Tobe Hostader befriends a saloon girl whose ex-boyfriend is near.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Bucket Dog (s14, ep12)

Jamie falls in love with an unwanted Irish Setter, but he may not be able to save the animal's life because its rightful owner believes that the runt of the litter should always be destroyed.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Jailbird (s2, ep33)

When Lucas hires an ex-con as a ranch hand, the man is the first one under suspicion when a robbery and murder occur in the area.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Meeting At Midnight (s2, ep34)

Lucas helps his former Army captain, now an undercover federal agent, infiltrate a gang of bank robbers.

4:00pm

Rawhide

The Meeting (s7, ep13)

Favor is kidnapped and taken to a rendezvous with some of the West's most notorious outlaws.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Five Books Of Owen Deaver (s1, ep32)

Paladin comes to the aid of a young sheriff from Philadelphia whose attempts to keep law and order in are particularly unsuitable for a cowboy town in Wyoming.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Most Beautiful Woman (s2, ep20)

John Garth comes to town looking for his darling, Lil, because he feels something terrible has happened. There was a fire in the saloon and he thinks she may have died.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Three Dumb Clucks, No Census, How High Is Up, Crash Goes The Hash, Knutzy Knights, Pals And Gals, No Feeling

"Their father's plan to marry prompts the Stooges to break out of jail to save him from himself and, it turns out, from this intended dangerous posse. , The Stooges get jobs as census takers and wind up in a fancy mansion looking for people to survey. Moe and Larry are recruited to join a bridge game, while Curly adds Alum to the lemonade. The resulting concoction is consumed by everyone, resulting in puckered lips and shrunken clothes. The boys next try to take the census at a football stadium. They disguise themselves as players and wind up in the middle of the game. Curly runs off with the ball and all the other players in pursuit. , The Stooges are the 'Minute Menders', three tinkers who live under their car. The boys decide to drum up some business by punching holes in the unattended lunch boxes of some workmen. When they're caught in the act, they escape and accidentally get hired as riveters on a new building, working on the 97th floor. Their ineptitude and lousy workmanship screw up construction of the building and they must parachute off the building to escape the wrath of the boss. , The Stooges are hired as reporters and their first assignment is to get a picture of a visiting prince who is planning to marry a local socialite. The boys disguise as servants and infiltrate a party being in thrown in the honor of the prince. The Stooges ruin the party, but save the day as they expose the prince as crook who is planning to rob the house. Their boss is so grateful for the expose that he gives the boys a bonus and the rich lady decides to marry Curly! , Set in Elizabethan times, the Stooges help their friend Cedric the Blacksmith win the hand of the fair princess Elaine. The only problem is that Elaine is promised to the Black Prince who is plotting to take over the kingdom. The Stooges manage to foil the plot and the grateful King allows Cedric to marry Elaine. , The Stooges go out west for Shemp's health. The boys soon run afoul of a local villain who is forcing pretty Nell to marry him. The bad guy has Nell's sisters locked up, and its up to the Stooges to rescue them and save the day. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein

"The Wolfman tries to help foil Dracula's attempts to transfer Lou's brain into the ailing Frankenstein monster."

10:30pm

Batman

The Joker Trumps An Ace (s1, ep25)

The Joker returns to commit what appear to be senseless crimes, until he captures the Maharajah of Nimpah. Later, Batman and Robin are trapped inside a chimney with deadly gas.

The Enterprise crew meets the Romulans for the very first time!

11:00pm

Star Trek

Balance Of Terror (s1, ep14)

Kirk pits the Enterprise against an invisible spaceship testing the Federation's defenses.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Deadly Rock (s4, ep11)

A racketeer gets Kryptonite from a fallen meteor but mistakes Clark's friend Gary Allen for Superman.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Phantom Ring (s4, ep12)

Gangsters use a machine to become invisible and execute mysterious robberies.

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Challenge (s1, ep22)

An alien boy is sent to Priplanis to validate his prince status. Will is drawn into a battle to the death unbeknownst to his father. When his real intentions are learned, John substitutes himself in the challenge and the alien ruler substitutes himself for his son.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Death Watch (s3, ep9)

Nelson and Commander Crane are subjects of an experiment in which they are ordered to kill each other.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Land Of The Lost (s2, ep13)

After an air balloon accident, the castaways drift to the other side of the planet where they find a society run by a dictator, oblivious to their existence. Now, Steve must prove life on the other side of the planet or the castaways will die by his hand.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Idol Of Death (s1, ep21)

In 1519, Tony and Doug vow to slow down Cortez's conquest of Mexico.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Organization (s2, ep20)

While searching for alien debris, Vincent finds himself caught in a narcotics ring.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Orphans

"Adams and Mad Jack take in 2 orphan children, Michele and Eugene. While the kids are grateful at first, soon they become bored by following rules. Secretly, they later wander off to find some fun but it may endanger them both."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Valley Of Eagles

"A valley in the mountain country of the western United States is the territory of the Golden Eagle, America’s largest and most powerful bird of prey. Marlin and Jim locate an eyrie (nest) of this magnificent bird, and build a blind high on a rocky cliff so they can photograph its nesting habits. Humor and drama are interwoven as the young eagle, in his search for food, follows a skunk into his den…and later finds out that a fast dive at a sitting duck results in his first unwanted bath. His territory is invaded by a forest fire, and the hunting is made easier as the other animals of the valley flee the flames. He is trapped by man in a scientific experiment, but later released to continue his life in the “Valley of Eagles.”"

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Miracle Of Motion

"Oddities of animal motion include mammals that fly, birds that climb with their shoulders, lizards that dive and snakes that travel sideways."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Sahara South

"A horseback safari into the wilds of Rhodesia where Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore the vast grasslands, rivers and forests and observe an amazing variety of rare animals. In this episode, the forming waters swirl around tons of struggling hippo in a dangerous project to tranquilize and capture one of the largest members of the wild kingdom."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Against The Clock

"Man loves speed and this episode answers some of the most pertinent inquiries as to what animals hold the records."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monarchs Of The Wild

"In the wild kingdom each animal owns a territory…and one animal rules every habitat. A visit to each domain reveals why each is called a Monarch of the Wild."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Tusker Territory

"Of all the behemoths that once roamed the earth, only the elephant is left for us to marvel about. And marvel we should for here’s an animal that weights 10 tons, yet leaves an imprint only a half-inch deep when walking on soft sand…can eat 200 pounds of hay a day, drink 50 gallons of water at one go, grow to be 13 feet tall at the shoulder, yet can use its trunk so delicately it can pick a flower off the ground without crushing it. But many questions about this animal remain unanswered. By literally living with a family of elephants in Bechuanaland, Africa, we observe their fascinating life."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

A Fistful Of Reasons (s2, ep8)

Cindy comes home in tears after a bully, Buddy Hinton, begins picking on her because of her lisp. One afternoon, Peter encounters Buddy teasing Cindy and defends her, but gets a black eye in the process. Mike and Carol try to reason with Buddy's parents but get nowhere, and Peter goes into training so he can defend himself against Buddy.

Jan gets an imaginary boyfriend!

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Not-so-ugly Duckling (s2, ep9)

Jan has been smitten with Clark Tyson and they've been studying together. However, when Marcia casually, steps in the family room, Clark is instantly smitten. Jan becomes insecure about her looks and seeks out ways to get rid of her freckles. However, later, not wanting people to feel sorry for her, Jan makes up an imaginary boyfriend, George Glass.

11:00am

Happy Days

Fearless Fonzarelli: Part 1 (s3, ep3)

Trying to revive his slumping "cool," Fonzie plans a televised motorcycle jump over a record 14 garbage cans in the parking lot of Arnold's Drive-In.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

One Heckuva Note (s5, ep2)

Shirley finds an old love note behind the stove written to Laverne from Carmine. This practically ends the girls' friendship.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Ricky's Life Story (s2, ep30)

After Ricky is featured in Life Magazine, Lucy is more desperate than ever for a showbiz career. To prevent it, Ricky and Fred concoct an impossible dance routine for her. She gets back at them by upstaging Ricky during his own big number.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Poncho (s1, ep23)

Beaver makes a trade with Larry Mondello, a glass doorknob for a chihuahua. Larry had found the dog in his garbage can, so when Beaver brings it home, Ward immediately breaks the news that he's going to place an ad in the lost-and-found and that Beaver probably won't be able to keep the dog. Despite this, Beaver quickly begins to grow close to the little dog.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

The State Vs. Beaver (s1, ep24)

Ward helps Beaver and Wally build a miniature race car powered by the lawn mower motor, and Ward makes the boys promise not to use it without his supervision. Later, Larry talks Beaver into taking it for a spin, resulting in the boys being pulled over by a traffic officer.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Buys The Freeway (s1, ep23)

A confidence man tries to sell Jed the Hollywood Bowl, Griffith Park and the Hollywood Freeway.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Becomes A Banker (s1, ep24)

Jed is made a bank vice president so he can compete in an interbank skeet shoot.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

"v" For Vitamins (s2, ep30)

The Professor determines that the lack of vitamin C on the island threatens the health of the castaways.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Mr. And Mrs.??? (s2, ep31)

A radio bulletin states that the minister who married the Howell's was a fraud.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

National Mama (s3, ep)

Mama's dreams predict winning horses at the races.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Soup To Nuts (s3, ep)

Vint judges a chili cook-off between Mama, Naomi and Iola.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

His Girls Friday (s5, ep13)

A man offers the crew $10,000 to find him a wife; a girl must confront her former love; a man tries to dump his assistant for a blonde.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Robots- James Zespy

"Collector Zespy oddball collection of the quirkiest robots ever assembled range in size from the tiny, Telecoma action figures from Japan that transform into licensed food products, to the life-sized, a fully functional animatronic canine rock band. Lisa's brought along pop-culture appraiser and auctioneer Mike Boerschinger to put a value on Zespy's collection, after which Mike will try to tempt him into a trade."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Rainbow Bridge (s3, ep2)

As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar and Klinger into enemy territory. Frank almost botches the swap when he brings a squirt gun to the exchange. Fortunately, the Chinese Dr. Lin Tam has a sense of humor.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Officer Of The Day (s3, ep3)

While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg.

8:00pm

All in the Family

The Unemployment Story (part 1) (s7, ep4)

Archie's self-esteem takes a beating when he loses his job on the loading dock.

8:30pm

All in the Family

The Unemployment Story (part 2) (s7, ep5)

A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a jaintor's job to Archie.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Archie's Operation (part 1) (s7, ep6)

Archie's trip to the hospital is an ethnic nightmare. He's admitted by a Puerto Rican receptionist, treated by a Jewish physician, and is forced to accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie's Operation (part 2) (s7, ep7)

Archie recuperates in record time after he's called back to work-with a raise and a promotion.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil War (s2, ep13)

Ray joins a Civil War re-enactment.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia (s2, ep14)

Ray's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Forty-four Tickets (s1, ep12)

Rob has two days to find 44 tickets to "The Alan Brady Show" promised to the PTA.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Empress Carlotta's Necklace (s1, ep13)

Rob surprises Laura with a necklace that she secretly hates.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Oh My Aching Back (s4, ep16)

Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Queen Of The Nile (s5, ep23)

Columnist Jordan Herrick is startled to learn that a famous movie actress hasn't aged in years. Intrigued, he investigates—and soon learns a terrifying secret.

1:00am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Matched Pearl (s7, ep28)

A successful jewelry shop owner sells a rare black pearl to a wealthy client.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Most Likely To Succeed (s7, ep29)

Two old college friends meet again after a long separation.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Mindbend (s6, ep4)

Alex Pierson, a rising Syndicate member, has recruited Dr. Burke, a psychopathic behavioral psychologist who has developed a way to program men into killers. Pierson lures in underworld criminals with an offer of plastic surgery and turns them over to Burke.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Conspiracy Of Silence (s3, ep5)

While working as a steward at a remote desert resort, Kimble is unaware that the area is a top-secret government test site for chemical weapons. Kimble tries to leave, but gets mistaken for a spy by Major Beck, the head of the project.

4:00am

Harry O

Death Certificate

"When private investigator Harry Orwell is hired to investigate medical malpractice, he finds himself involved in organized crime and murder."

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Who Killed Who? (s4, ep15)

A shooting case exemplifies how the police gather—and why they must sometimes withhold—evidence.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - The Son (s4, ep16)

Friday investigates a woman's claim that her husband is an armed robber.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Princess And The Pig (s4, ep15)

Malloy and reed report to a disturbance at a night club caused by a young folk singer whose career has been derailed by drug addiction and contends that she is being threatened with death by the manager who is a member of a large drug ring. Reed agrees to

6:30am

Adam-12

The Tip

"Bandits using tear gas and a unique escape route rob an armored truck at a savings and loan."

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Game Show Time!

"Bill & Toony explore the history of game shows with a special guest!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Broken Window (s1, ep25)

While playing baseball in the street with Wally, Chester and Tooey, Eddie hits a baseball through the Cleaver's window resulting in Ward forbidding the boys to play baseball so close to the house. However, later, Beaver talks Wally into pitching one, and this results in a broken car window.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Train Trip (s1, ep26)

After a week-long visit with their Aunt Martha, Wally and Beaver prepare to head home to Mayfield on a train. After talking Martha into letting them buy their own tickets, they discover they're short the money after spending it on junk food and find themselves wondering how they are going to get home.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Dubious Bridegroom (s2, ep29)

Mason returns to his office late one night and finds an attractive woman climbing into his balcony window. She claims to be Virginia Colfax, the secretary of Ed Garvin, who has an office next door to Mason's.

10:00am

Matlock

The Foursome (s6, ep)

Matlock reluctantly agrees to defend millionaire Ellis Blake when he's accused of murdering his daughter's fiancé, Jeffrey Holden, a blackmailing golf caddy.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Homecoming (s4, ep8)

A lawyer has personal reasons for trying to gain early release for a man who was sent to prison after an accident he caused while drinking and driving.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Unthinkable (s8, ep15)

A soldier in Jason's company is Jewish. He tells the Waltons what is happening to Jews by the Nazis

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Easy Come (s9, ep5)

Elmo Sippy may seem polite on the outside, but he's a murderer on the inside.

2:00pm

Bonanza

First Love (s14, ep13)

Jamie falls in love with the abused wife of an unpopular Virginia City schoolmaster.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Nora (s2, ep35)

Lucas finds himself involved in murder when he gallantly steps to the aid of a beautiful woman.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Hangman (s2, ep36)

An ex-convict is blamed for a brutal crime despite his claims of rehabilitation.

Cloris Leachman guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Nancy Lee Davis Story (s5, ep33)

"Flint stops in a saloon with Bill and Charlie where he learns the whereabouts of a man he's been hunting for years---to kill. Bill has to restrain Flint who lapses into recalling his fiancé Nancy Lee Davis and his search for her killer."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Crash (s1, ep11)

John and Roy bring in a football player who was tackled too hard. A burglar has a heart attack. John wants Roy to apologize for calling him "some kind of nut." Dr. Early treats a hypochondriac. A babysitter brings in a child who has swallowed some pills. Roy and John rescue the occupants of a light plane that crashed in a tree.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Iron Guts Kelly (s3, ep4)

General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he would have wanted to die.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

O.r. (s3, ep5)

The O.R. is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray by Hawkeye.

Alex Karras guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Springtime (s3, ep6)

When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone, and even threatens Major Burns.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Check-up (s3, ep7)

Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs (s2, ep15)

Debra gets upset when Raymond chooses his mother's cooking over hers.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Checkbook, The (s2, ep16)

Raymond takes over the checkbook to prove to Debra how "easy it can be" to balance it.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Collector General (s3, ep27)

Hogan tries to keep a fortune in paintings from winding up in the collection of a general.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Ultimate Weapon (s3, ep28)

Hogan plans to send German defenses to the wrong target by "giving" Schultz ESP so that the Allies can bomb an important target.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Steve Lawrence And Dick Martin

"Guests Steve Lawrence and Dick Martin. Originally aired on 12/29/71."

Lee Meriwether guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Cheating Chancellor (s9, ep4)

Mason returns to his college alma mater to receive an award, but there's no rest for the weary when he's called upon to defend Van Fowler for the murder of a professor.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

What's In The Box (s5, ep24)

A cheating husband sees his secret revealed and its horrible consequences on his just-repaired TV set.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Victim Four (s7, ep30)

A husband searches desperately for his wife in a neighborhood where numerous murders have been committed.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Golden Opportunity (s7, ep31)

A man's plan to leave his wife takes a turn he didn't foresee.

2:05am

Mannix

The Ragged Edge (s7, ep24)

Mannix goes undercover as a heroin addict to discover who's trying to kill an old friend.

3:05am

Cannon

Pilot (part 1)

"A private detective investigates the murder of his ex-girlfriend's husband and gets entangled in small-town corruption."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Death Leap (s2, ep2)

A man attempting suicide is really a diversion for a jewelry heist.

5:00am

Dragnet

A.i.d. - The Weekend (s4, ep17)

Friday and Gannon confront a phony magazine salesperson.

5:30am

Dragnet

Narco - Pill Maker (s4, ep18)

It's a job half done when police nab a narcotics manufacturer: they still need his backer.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Parole Violator (s4, ep17)

Malloy is told that the best player on the recreational league basketball team he coaches has begun using narcotics again, which he flatly denies despite evidence to the contrary. He and Reed also search for a hit-and-run driver who struck a child, and pull over a driver with a seemingly disrespectful and wanted passenger.

6:30am

Adam-12

Adoption (s4, ep18)

Malloy and Reed investigate the ransacking of a college football locker room and uncover a controversial performance enhancing drug program. They also investigate suspicious parents who backtrack after their maid reports their baby as missing, apprehend a reported prowler who is then suspiciously let into the home by the female accuser and engage in a bullet-riddled high speed chase through a residential area.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

The Roaring Twenties

"Bill and Toony revisit the roaring 20s with a special performance by the Windy City Ramblers."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

My Brother's Girl (s1, ep27)

An 8th grade dance has Wally being pressured into attending with a girl, instead of going stag with Eddie. However, Mary Ellen Rogers becomes determined to have Wally take her and goes through Beaver to get to him.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Next Door Indians (s1, ep28)

Wanting to be liked by Wally's friends, Beaver makes up a wild story about the vacant lot next to his house being an Indian battle ground. After making a bet with Eddie, Beaver has Wally help him plant artifacts in the lot. However, that is forgotten when the kids make a discovery that they believe will make them rich.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lame Canary (s2, ep30)

Ruth Prescott wants to divorce Walter Prescott so she can be with her true love, Jimmy MacLaine. After a brush with death, Ruth becomes convinced that Walter is trying to kill her, but then Walter turns up dead.

10:00am

Matlock

The Picture: Part 1 (s6, ep)

After much persuasion, Matlock agrees to help his disagreeable cousin locate her estranged husband.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Problem Too Personal (s4, ep9)

Harriet and Eugene are devastated after Gene's father is arrested for murder.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Idol (s8, ep16)

There is a new teacher at school who is fun and modern.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

My Sister's Keeper (s9, ep6)

A grief-stricken widower gets a job as a hired hand for two sisters.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Witness (s14, ep14)

When Candy is framed for robbery and manslaughter, his fate rests in the hands of a confident yet inexperienced attorney.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Trail Of Hate (s3, ep1)

Lucas is out for vengeance when Mark is used as a pawn in a bank robbery scheme.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Woman From Hog Ridge (s3, ep2)

Lucas shoots a horse thief who turns out to be a member of the Boyle clan, and now Ma Boyle is after him.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Frank Carter Story (s5, ep34)

"Duke's resemblance to gambler Jason Carter makes him the target for a murderer's bullet when he visits Jason Carter's hometown looking for supplies. Jason has been missing for five years and only one man knows the truth about him."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Decision (a.k.a. Problem) (s2, ep1)

Roy and John rescue a man whose engine has fallen on him during his car repair work.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Life With Father (s3, ep8)

Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Alcoholics Unanimous (s3, ep9)

Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot in the camp.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

There Is Nothing Like A Nurse (s3, ep10)

The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits while they are gone.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Adam's Ribs (s3, ep11)

Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from his favorite barbecue joint—in Chicago.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ride-along, The (s2, ep17)

Raymond gains a new respect for his brother, Robert.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Family Bed, The (s2, ep18)

Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent's bed.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Monkey Business (s3, ep29)

Hogan gets a stray chimpanzee to deliver radio parts to the underground.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Drums Along The Dusseldorf (s3, ep30)

After Hogan mines a bridge, he learns that a truck of Allied prisoners would be the first to cross it and a new plan is born which includes a flaming arrow from Sioux Indian Carter, aka Little Deer Who Goes Swift And Sure Through Forest.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Tim Conway And Eydie Gorme (part 1)

"Guests Tim Conway and Eydie Gorme. Originally aired on 03/01/72."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Impetuous Imp (s9, ep5)

Mason helps a young woman who believes her aunt was murdered by her husband, but he soon turns up dead, too.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

I Am The Night - Color Me Black (s5, ep26)

The sun won't rise on a small town where an execution is scheduled to occur.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Twelve Hour Caper (s7, ep32)

A meek clerk plots with his companions to rob the investment firm for which he works.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Children Of Alda Nuova (s7, ep33)

A man disappears while visiting little-known tourist attractions in Italy.

2:05am

Mannix

Portrait In Blues (s8, ep4)

Mannix looks into why someone may be trying to kill one half of a successful singing duo.

3:05am

Cannon

Pilot (part 2)

"A private detective investigates the murder of his ex-girlfriend's husband and gets entangled in small-town corruption."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Echoes Of A Murder (s2, ep3)

The owner of a mountain lodge asks Barnaby to prove he didn't kill his wife, even though his guests swear they saw him do it.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary - The Dognappers (s4, ep19)

Friday and Gannon set out to muzzle thieves who steal dogs and then collect hefty rewards from the owners.

5:30am

Dragnet

Missing Persons - The Body (s4, ep20)

Working with the slimmest of leads, police attempt to identify a woman's body.

6:00am

Adam-12

Mary Hong Loves Tommy Chen (s4, ep19)

An undercover cop is left in a coma after being shot while investigating a potential attack by a youth gang on an elders' association in chinatown, but his girlfriend refuses to disclose time critical information to malloy and reed on orders from her powe

6:30am

Adam-12

Sub-station (s4, ep20)

On temporary assignment at LAX, Reed and Malloy have to save a stewardess who is taken hostage inside a lounge by a man desperately trying to get the attention of a television producer. Afterward, they go undercover as rental car employees to intercept a large narcotics delivery from Toledo, and then try to identify and apprehend a rape suspect before he's able to escape on a flight.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Cautious Claymation

"Bill and Toony make their own claymation film and examine the history of stop-motion animation."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Tenting Tonight (s1, ep29)

After a weekend spent at the movies goes awry for Ward, he decides the boys should spend their weekends outside and plans a camping trip. However, when Ward's called into work, Wally and Beaver decide to camp out in the backyard.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Music Lesson (s1, ep30)

Wally makes the baseball team and Ward openly shows how proud he is of him, leaving Beaver feeling inferior. Trying to impress his parents, Beaver tries out for the band and begins practicing the clarinet. However, Beaver soon finds himself with more problems when he's let go from the band.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Spurious Sister (s3, ep1)

Bruce Chapman returns home early from a business trip to find that his wife, Marie, wants a divorce. Chapman is shocked at this turn of events because he thought his wife had recently been strangled to death.

10:00am

Matlock

The Picture: Part 2 (s6, ep)

After much persuasion, Matlock agrees to help his disagreeable cousin locate her estranged husband.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Final Arrangement (s4, ep10)

Sweet is heartbroken when an elderly woman who befriended him is murdered in her bookstore.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Prodigals (s8, ep17)

Jeffrey and Josh steal from Ike's store and Josh gets caught.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Quint's Trail (s9, ep7)

Quint guides a family on a hazardous trail to Oregon.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Marriage Of Theodora Duffy (s14, ep15)

Griff poses as Theodora Duffy, the "wife" of a government agent in order to nab a group of war criminals.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Seven (s3, ep3)

Seven condemned murderers escape and take over the town of North Fork.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Pitchman (s3, ep4)

When Mark finds gold on their property, a fast-talking salesman who tried to sell Lucas a new lightning rod offers instead to buy the ranch's mineral rights.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The John Turnbull Story (s5, ep35)

"Bill and Charlie looking for horses help out an old friend John Turnbull (an Ute lawyer) defend his reservation against local land sharks who look to initiate a range war so the army will push the local residents off their land."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Kids (s2, ep2)

The station adopts a stray dog, which they name Boot. The firemen rescue a boy from a hole; he turns out to be an abused child. Roy and John rescue another boy whose head is stuck in a basement window. Dr. Early extracts a child's arm from a steering wheel. At a brush fire, Boot helps locate an injured hiker, and then leaves with a hook and ladder truck.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Full Rich Day (s3, ep12)

Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batiste LeClerc and a gun-happy officer.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Mad Dogs And Servicemen (s3, ep13)

A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of hysterical paralysis.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Private Charles Lamb (s3, ep14)

A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. But the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit—a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medical discharge and sends home to Ottumwa, Iowa. Thus, Hawkeye and Trapper invent the famed Spam Lamb!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bombed (s3, ep15)

The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. After Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the supply tent together, Frank's jealousy of Trapper drives him to propose to Margaret.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Good Girls (s2, ep19)

Debra discovers that Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

T-ball (s2, ep20)

Debra brings an "unapproved snack" to Ally's T-ball game.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Clearance Sale At The Black Market (s4, ep1)

After seeing something he shouldn't have, Schultz is ordered to the Russian front.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Klink Vs. The Gonculator (s4, ep2)

Hogan leads Klink to believe a rabbit trap is a secret electronic device in order for Klink to bring an electronics expert, who wants to defect, to camp.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Tim Conway And Eydie Gorme (part 2)

"Guests Tim Conway and Eydie Gorme. Originally aired on 03/01/72."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Carefree Coronary (s9, ep6)

The Safeline Insurance Company notices an increase in heart attacks among their policy holders. The company suspects fraud and hires Mason and Paul to investigate.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Caesar And Me (s5, ep28)

A ventriloquist's dummy goads him into committing burglaries.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

First Class Honeymoon (s7, ep34)

A man makes a deal with a friend to keep from having to pay his wife alimony.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Big Kick (s7, ep35)

A man decides to demonstrate to his new girlfriend how he gets his kicks.

2:05am

Mannix

Game Plan (s8, ep1)

When the daughter of one of Mannix's friends is kidnapped, the captors demand that the man lose a large sum of money in a card game as her ransom.

3:05am

Cannon

The Salinas Jackpot (s1, ep1)

Frank Cannon is called in to investigate a robbery and murder of six people at a rodeo. The police had come up with nothing after six weeks except for the knowledge that there was a film taken of the rodeo at the day of the crime. Cannon believes that there is a possibility that the rodeo clowns may have played a part in the crime and must now learn where the clown suit came from.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Day Of The Viper, The (s2, ep4)

Barnaby suspects that a desert rancher's death was no accident.

5:00am

Dragnet

Forgery - The Ranger (s4, ep21)

Other people's credit cards are found in the possession of a forest ranger.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Night School (s4, ep22)

Friday arrests a member of his class for possession of marijuana.

6:00am

Adam-12

Back-up One L-20 (s4, ep21)

While transporting a burglar to the station with Malloy's assistance, Sgt. MacDonald strikes and kills a jaywalker with his cruiser, but unfortunately all of the witnesses on the sidewalk inexplicably claim she was in the crosswalk. With the burglar unmotivated to testify on MacDonald's behalf, Malloy has to take it upon himself to clear his boss.

Dick Clark guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Who Won? (s4, ep22)

Malloy and reed try to curb a chronic street racing problem by befriending the club leaders and working with a racing promoter to open a legitimate drag strip. Their efforts, along with a highly anticipated race between reed and officer wells, are put in

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Elmer Fudd, Wabbit Hunter

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

New Doctor (s1, ep31)

June has Wally stay home from school when he comes down with a sore throat and suddenly Wally is immersed in attention from his parents, friends and doctor. Jealous and feeling left out, Beaver fakes illness, seeking that same attention.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Old Friend (s1, ep32)

Wally and Beaver are helping Ward clean out the garage when they run across Beaver's old teddy bear, Billy. Beaver reluctantly throws him away after Ward and Wally tell him he's too old for dolls. However, Beaver changes his mind but he's too late: the garbage truck came, which leads Beaver to take drastic measures to get him back.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Watery Witness (s3, ep2)

Lorna Thomas is a has-been actress who once gave up her baby for adoption and lived to regret it. George Clark discovers that his wife might be Lorna's long-lost daughter and begins to see dollar signs.

10:00am

Matlock

The Outcast: Part 1 (s6, ep)

Matlock retires from law after bungling up a case. He heads out of town to do some fishing, but after a hitchhiker he encounters dies mysteriously, Matlock decides to stick around and investigate.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Family Matters (s4, ep11)

Virgil's dream of a better relationship with his Aunt Ruda and her son is shattered when his cousin takes part in a string of burglaries that result in murder.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Remembrance (s8, ep18)

Zadok Walton visits the mountain. He seems eccentric, but turns out he is held in esteem by Boatwright University for his work

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Carter Caper (s9, ep8)

After a man gets beaten up for trying to steal a horse, he plots his revenge.

Series finale!

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Hunter (s14, ep16)

A game of cat and mouse ensues when outlaw Bill Tanner steals the goods Joe is transporting on his wagon.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Strange Town (s3, ep5)

When Micah is badly injured by an escaping prisoner, Lucas tracks the prisoner back to his home town.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Baranca (s3, ep6)

When an outlaw leader lures Marshal Torrance out of town, Lucas is the only one who can stop him from lynching a local man who killed one of the members of his gang.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Hiram Winthrop Story (s5, ep36)

"Duke quits the wagon train to take up a steady position as Deputy Indian Agent at San Marcos on an Apache reservation under Hiram Winthrope. Hiram is an Easterner with ideas of teaching the nomadic Apache to become farmers."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Show Biz (s2, ep3)

A photo shoot at the station gets John excited. A country doctor helps Roy and John when they can't reach Rampart on a call. The paramedics rescue a man drowning in a swimming pool and two stuntmen trapped on a waterfall at a movie studio.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bulletin Board (s3, ep16)

Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye and Trapper heckling, a Shirley Temple movie and a cookout.

Alan Alda's father, Robert Alda, guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Consultant (s3, ep17)

Dr. Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time—when a patient needs the transplant.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

House Arrest (s3, ep18)

Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel is sent to inspect the nurses. When she cries "Rape!" when Burns visits her tent, Houlihan recants her story, and Burns, not Hawkeye, ends up under house arrest.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Aid Station (s3, ep19)

Hawkeye, Houlihan and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Traffic School (s2, ep21)

Robert's students complain that his class causes severe insomnia.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Six Feet Under (s2, ep22)

Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a "normal" mid-life crisis.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Catch A Papa Bear (s4, ep3)

Hogan unknowingly sends Newkirk into a Gestapo trap for Papa Bear.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan's Trucking Service... We Deliver The Factory To You (s4, ep4)

Colonel Crittendon shows up again and messes up Hogan's plans to destroy a ball bearing plant.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Family Sketch Show (part 1)

"Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 03/29/72."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Hasty Honeymooner (s9, ep7)

Lucas Tolliver arrives in California from Oklahoma to meet the woman he was matched up with by a computer dating service. The woman, Miliicent Barton, is supposedly a rich widow.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Jeopardy Room (s5, ep29)

A former KGB officer trying to defect finds himself trapped in a room with a bomb—and three hours before it detonates.

Series finale!

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Where Beauty Lies (s7, ep36)

A woman strives to keep her brother from running her life.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

You Got To Have Luck (s1, ep16)

A crazy man holds a woman hostage in her farmhouse while he plans his escape from the area.

2:05am

Mannix

A Fine Day For Dying (s8, ep3)

One might think that after waking from a year-long coma, the worst would be in the past. But that is not true for Mannix's client, injured in a hit-and-run accident and now the target of killers.

3:05am

Cannon

Death Chain (s1, ep2)

The death of a bank manager's mistress leads Cannon into a case of murder and betrayal.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Trial Run For Death (s2, ep5)

A race-car driver murders his brother-in-law, then stages a smashup to cover it up.

5:00am

Dragnet

I.a.d. - The Receipt (s4, ep23)

The detectives investigate a complaint that two veteran officers stole funds.

5:30am

Dragnet

Robbery - The Harassing Wife (s4, ep24)

Friday investigates a woman's claim that her husband is an armed robber.

6:00am

Adam-12

Eyewitness (s4, ep23)

Malloy and Reed search for a six-year-old boy who was apparently abducted while walking home from school, and later fear that an elderly witness's wildly inaccurate account may actually pertain to a different crime. They also respond to a barking dog complaint and become suspicious of the dog's owner, mediate a domestic dispute caused by a husband's obsession with watching football, respond to a very creative college prank and pursue armed robbery suspects through a crowded train depot with the aid of a police helicopter.

6:30am

Adam-12

The Wednesday Warrior (s4, ep24)

Reed becomes preoccupied with the well being of a friend, an electrical engineer by profession, who has just qualified as a reserve police officer and has the bad luck of drawing Officer Wells as his partner. On patrol, Reed and Malloy help out a group of distrusting young adults who are planning to illegally camp in a public park after a rock concert, pull over a young couple in a stolen car and aid wells and the reservist in the foot chase of a heavily armed man who has been coercing innocent strangers into committing bank robberies.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Sooner State

"Bill and Toony journey through the state of Oklahoma."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Job (s1, ep33)

Wally jumps at the chance to paint a couple of garbage cans for Ward, who offers 50 cents a piece. However, when Eddie tells Wally that his father was charged $3.00 to have his painted, he becomes disinterested in the job and Beaver takes it over.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Bad Day (s1, ep34)

An incident at the park leads to Beaver ripping the pants on his gray flannel suit. When he's questioned by Ward and June he makes up a wild story that his parents quickly see through. Lectured in telling the truth, Beaver does just that when the pants of his other suit are ripped but Ward and June don't believe him.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Garrulous Gambler (s3, ep3)

Larry Benton is a hard-luck guy. He gets in an argument in a poker game and knocks Mike Granger out cold. Then he is informed him that Granger is dead.

10:00am

Matlock

The Outcast: Part 2 (s6, ep)

Matlock retires from law after bungling up a case. He heads out of town to do some fishing, but after a hitchhiker he encounters dies mysteriously, Matlock decides to stick around and investigate.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Bounty Hunter (s4, ep12)

Gillespie receives word that a former Spartan is wanted for the murder of a socialite in Houston. But a ruthless bounty hunter, sent by the victim's jealous husband is already in Sparta and sees the man's sister as a means to locate his quarry.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Inspiration (s8, ep19)

Mamie Balwin has a cataract, but does not want an operation

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Ex-con (s9, ep9)

An ex-convict comes to Dodge with the intention of shooting Matt dead.

Series premiere!

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Rose For Lotta (s1, ep1)

The Cartwrights have to protect their land from ruthless mine owners who want the Ponderosa for its timber. They enlist the aid of actress Lotta Crabtree to carry out their plans, but she soon learns that she's getting into more than she bargained for.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Martinet (s3, ep7)

A former army captain comes to North Fork to kill the man who shot down his son in a gunfight—Lucas McCain.

Joan Taylor makes her first appearance as cast regular Miss Milly Scott.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Miss Milly (s3, ep8)

A new store owner upsets the town by demanding that all credit accounts be paid off.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Heather Mahoney Story (s5, ep37)

"Chris Hale has dinner with a society matron whose carriage team he had stopped after being spooked. A rival for the woman's attention is Chris' first problem while the crew's attempt to sabotage their relationship is the second one."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Virus (s2, ep4)

A sick lady with a monkey provides the key to a mysterious, highly contagious and deadly virus that strikes both Dr. Brackett and John. Meanwhile, the firemen rescue a boy from a treehouse and a man from a scaffold.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Love And Marriage (s3, ep20)

Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a call girl who has TB, while trying to help a Korean soldier join his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help.

General MacArthur pays a visit to the 4077th in this memorable episode.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Big Mac (s3, ep21)

The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Payday (s3, ep22)

On payday, Frank buys two sets of pearls, a cheap imitation one for Margaret and a real one for his wife. After some talk, Radar gets Hawkeye $3,000 in lost earnings, Hawkeye gives it to Mulcahy for the orphans, but then the army wants the money back. Trapper wins big at poker after using Hawkeye's watch as a stake, so Hawkeye takes his winnings and gives them to the army to avoid a stay in the honeymoon suite of The Stockade Hilton.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

White Gold (s3, ep23)

Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding: Part 1 (s2, ep24)

Raymond and Debra take a walk back in time -- to the very beginning.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding: Part 2 (s2, ep25)

Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

To The Gestapo With Love (s4, ep5)

The Gestapo gets three beautiful girls to pry secrets out of the guys.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Man's Best Friend Is Not His Dog (s4, ep6)

A dog buries a bone containing film from Carter's camera that has images of a new German tank.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Family Sketch Show (part 2)

"Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 03/29/72."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The 12th Wildcat (s9, ep8)

Burt Payne coaches and owns 10% of a professional football team. His rich wife, Ellen, owns the remainder. Knowing that he's washed up and needing some quick cash, Burt tries to sell his share of the team to a group of investors.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Stopover In A Quiet Town (s5, ep30)

Having had a little too much to drink the night before, a young couple wakes up in a strange house in a strange town called Centerville, a place where no one lives, the trees are props and the food is plastic.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Glass Eye (s3, ep1)

A shocking surprise awaits a woman who is about to meet her favorite star.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Right Kind Of A House (s3, ep23)

A woman schemes to avenge her son's death with a unique plan.

2:05am

Mannix

Walk On The Blind Side (s8, ep6)

Syndicate thugs have kidnapped an informer—or so they believe. Their victim is actually Peggy Fair, Mannix's secretary, which puts the detective on their trail.

3:05am

Cannon

Call Unicorn (s1, ep3)

Cannon goes undercover as a truck driver to investigate a series of hijackings.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Catch Me If You Can (s2, ep6)

Barnaby is on the hunt for a psychopathic murderer.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Baffling Raffle (s3, ep2)

Uncle Joe has purchased the winning raffle ticket for a new TV. The only problem? Kate has the ticket, and she's on jury duty.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Dog Turns Playboy (s3, ep3)

After inheriting $200 from a former Shady Rest guest, Dog, who also just landed the starring role in a local stage production, lets his newfound wealth and fame go to his head.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Family Tree (s1, ep25)

An authority on American history finds evidence that Jed's ancestors preceded the Mayflower to America.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Cuts The Family Tree (s1, ep26)

Mrs. Smith Standish is spending more time with the Clampetts, desperate to find out whether the family did in fact precede the ‘Mayflower.’ And Mrs. Drysdale is tortured with old-fashioned chores and a goat, which eats her hat, causing her to get very sad, making` Jane and Drysdale think she has been drinking.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Protek The Weakerist, For Better Or Nurse, The Jeep

"Olive asks Popeye to walk her dog, but he's embarrassed by Flyppy., When Olive takes a job as a nurse in a hospital, Popeye and Bluto try to impress her., Popeye and the Jeep, his magical pet, visit Olive and learn Swee'pea has crawled out of his crib and disappeared."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Calypso Cat, Little Cesario, Penthouse Mouse

"Tom falls for a female cat but she quickly loses interest in him when they arrive at an island and Jerry torments him., A bumbling St. Bernard puppy must prove himself worthy of being part of a family of decorated life-savers., A hungry Jerry tries to find a meal at a construction site while Tom, living in a penthouse, tries to make a meal of Jerry."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Hi-rise Wise Guys, The Sleeping Princess, Pesky Pelican, Fat In The Saddle, Nutty Pine Cabin, The Ostrich Egg And I, Lotsa Luck

"Woody decides to threaten the perfect safety recor of a foreman who's contruction work is interrupting his sleep., A fairy curses a princess when she's not invited to a royal ceremony., Chilly contends with a pelican trying to steal his fishing catch., Woody Woodpecker struggles in his new job as a Pony Express rider, including a tussle with an indigenous bandit., Andy is trying to build a cabin, but a group of beavers steal all his lumber for a dam., Sam brings an ostrich egg home, which hatches into an ostrich that devours everything in sight. Maggie orders Sam to get rid of it, but it returns with a family of its own in tow., Woody and Sugarfoot have terrible luck, which doesn't get better when he finds a four-leaf clover."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Gorilla My Dreams, Honey's Money, A Scent Of The Matterhorn, A Star Is Bored, A Bird In A Guilty Cage, Cock-a-doodle Duel, Half-fare Hare

"Bugs is adrift at sea in a barrel when he suddenly finds an island. , Sam marries an ugly, mean widow for her money. , When a cat accidentally gets a white stripe painted across her back, Pepe Le Pew naturally mistakes her for a girl skunk. , Daffy Duck is jealous of Bugs Bunny's stardom. He demands to be put into a film and lands a role as Bugs' stunt double. , Mannequins and clothes go flying in this Sylvester and Tweety chase in a department store. , Foghorn Leghorn's dominance over the chicken coop is threatened by a younger rooster. , Bugs is chased on a train by two bums that want him for food. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Spanish Curse (s4, ep14)

West and Gordon are called into Mexico to investigate a group of bandits who are attacking and terrorizing border towns. They track the bandits to a Mexican village where the thieves are hiding under the guise of an old Mexican legend about Cortez. Jim and Artie, not believing in the return of the god Cortez, are determined to find their way into the dormant volcano where the thugs are hiding.

11:00am

Wagon Train

Wagon Train Mutiny (s6, ep1)

"When Comancheros wipe out a small wagon train ahead of them, Chris sends Bill and Duke to check it out. They find a young wounded Comanchero who tells them they are to be attacked. Chris' actions cause a mutiny."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Haunted Gun (s2, ep21)

Senator and ex-gunman Jud Robson claims he is being stalked by enemies. Unfortunately, it seems that almost anyone can arouse his suspicions.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Extradition: Part 1 (s9, ep10)

Matt tracks an accused murderer to Texas.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Death On Sun Mountain (s1, ep2)

The Cartwrights go up against two San Francisco men who plan to get rich by killing off the antelope herds—which the indians rely on for food—and selling the meat to Virginia City's swarms of gold miners.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Dead Cold Cash (s3, ep9)

The widow of a bandit killed by Lucas plots a grotesque revenge.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Schoolmaster (s3, ep10)

Mark and his friend become trapped in an old mine.

4:00pm

Rawhide

The Book (s7, ep14)

Pop Stark promotes gunfights for profit. Carl Hatcher loaned Pop money, and now his brothers are coming to collect. Pop arranges a gunfight between Rowdy and Austin Ware, a professional gunfighter.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Silver Queen (s1, ep33)

Lonely Leadhead Kane dies and leaves his half of a mine to an actress. Kane's partner wants to challenge the will. Someone wants to make sure Paladin never gets the woman to the courtroom.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Jason (s2, ep21)

Josh caught "Doc" Phillips, the partner of Clell Fennon. He now wants to use him as bait to get Fennon—worth $5,000.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

False Alarms, Half Shot Shooters, Three Missing Links, Slap Happy Sleuths, Shot In The Frontier, What's The Matador

"It's a four alarm frenzy of funniness when Larry, Curly and Moe become firemen, and set the local town on its ear! , The Stooges are discharged from the army after WW I, and promptly administer some revenge to their mean sergeant. , The Stooges are actors traveling to perform at a fiesta in Mexico. After they accidentally switch suitcases with that of Dolores, a lovely senorita they met on trip down, they must sneak into her house to retrieve their suitcase. When they are confronted by her jealous husband he vows to kill them if he sees them again. At the fiesta where they are performing a comedy bullfight (Curly is the matador, Moe and Larry are in a bull costume) the husband bribes the attendants to let a real bull into the ring. Curly knocks the bull out with a head butt and becomes a hero. , Larry, Moe and Curly go on a location to Africa when Curly is cast as a gorilla, and there they come face to face with danger when they encounter a real gorilla on the set. , The Stooges are investigators for the Onion Oil Company. The company's service stations are being robbed by a gang of crooks, so the boys pose as gas station attendants to capture the bad guys. , Set in the old west, the Stooges must defend their honor against the Noonan brothers, three desperadoes who want to marry the same girls the Stooges are courting. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Valley Of Gwangi

"A cowboy named Tuck Kirby seeks fame and fortune by capturing an Allosaurus living in a Mexican valley and putting it in a wild west show. His star attraction, called the Gwangi, turns out to have an aversion to being shown in public."

10:30pm

Batman

Batman Sets The Pace (s1, ep26)

The Joker holds the Maharajah of Nimpah ransom while Batman and Robin search for him as their alter egos, Bruce and Dick. Later, Commissioner Gordon confronts Bruce about running for mayor in California.

11:00pm

Star Trek

Shore Leave (s1, ep15)

The past three months has left the crew of the Enterprise exhausted and in desperate need of a break, but does this explain McCoy's encounter with a human-sized white rabbit or Kirk crossing paths with the prankster who plagued his days at Starfleet Academy?

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Jolly Roger (s4, ep13)

When Jimmy and Lois investigate a "deserted" island which is intended for Navy bomb practice, they find that it's not deserted.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Peril In Paris (s5, ep1)

Superman helps Anna Constantine smuggle jewels from behind the Iron Curtain to Paris. Anna's servant double-crosses them.

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Space Trader (s1, ep23)

After the entire Robinson food supply is wiped out in a freak storm, a trader arrives willing to trade food for equipment. Dr. Smith trades the robot for food and hoards the supplies for himself.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Deadly Invasion (s3, ep10)

Faceless aliens invade Earth and try to take an underwater atomic base under their control.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Home Sweet Home (s2, ep14)

The Earthlings find an abandoned time machine, but when Fitzhugh accidentally activates it, he and Steve end up on Earth... in the 1900s.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Billy The Kid (s1, ep22)

The time travelers find themselves being hunted by Billy the Kid.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Peacemaker (s2, ep21)

A colonel abuses his authority to attempt to force the aliens into a settlement, much to Vincent's disapproval.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Search

"Trapper Tom comes to the great forests to snare grizzly bears,to sell to city zoos. With Adams help,Mad Jack and Nakoma set out to find him and destroy his traps...but will it be enough to stop him altogether?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Mastermind Of The Sea

"Marlin and Jim with experts from the Seaquarium in Miami set out to capture a porpoise and study its mysterious progress of learning – the hop-skip around the world to see porpoises in far away places as Port Elizabeth, in South Africa; Coolangatta in Australia; and Whaler’s Cove, in Hawaii."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Animals That Time Forgot

"In remote corners of the wild kingdom remaining untouched by forces of change there also remain animals that span the bridge of time back into prehistoric eras…like the Komodo Dragons off the coast of Java; marsupials that are rare and birds that appear as if they just flew out of the still streaming marshlands of the Mesozoic era."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Strangest Of All

"A few of the many bizarre and strange animal behaviors that abound in the wild kingdom, the strangest of all are revealed in this episode."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Winter Comes To Yellowstone

"All roads are closed, but by helicopter and snow plane Marlin and Jim travel though the park to uncover a fascinating story of animal life in winter."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

South Through The Sonora

"Marlin and Jim travel by jeep at the hottest time of the year to the rugged Sonora Desert in Arizona on a reptile collecting expedition."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Bayou Backwaters

"Marlin and Jim journey by flat-bottomed boat into the uncharted, moss-covered silence of the Louisiana bayou country on an animal collecting trip."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Tattle-tale (s2, ep10)

Cindy has become a tattletale, much to the chagrin of her brothers and sisters, who sound begin leaving her out of activities as a result. Though Mike and Carol warn her, Cindy's squealing leads to an argument between Alice and Sam.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

What Goes Up... (s2, ep11)

Bobby wants to join the tree house club Peter has with his friends, and they finally let him in. Bobby falls from the tree and sprains his ankle, leading to his developing a fear of heights which the family attempts to cure..

11:00am

Happy Days

Fearless Fonzarelli: Part 2 (s3, ep4)

Surgery fixes the Fonz's injured knee but the Cunningham's coddling and his fear that pain will make him appear "uncool" keeps him lying on the couch, until Richie resorts to extreme measures to get Fearless Fonzarelli walking again.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Fat City Holiday (s5, ep3)

The girls get jobs at a weight loss camp.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy Cries Wolf (s4, ep1)

Lucy cries wolf once too often when she decides to see whether Ricky would come to her aid in an emergency. He assures her that he'd rush home from the club "between the 'baba' and the 'lu'" if she were in danger, but that's not enough reassurance for her, and soon she's in a precarious position.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Boarding School (s1, ep35)

An old friend of Wally's stops by with stories about how great it is at the military school he attends. This leads Wally to decide that he would like to attend military school, despite a wary Ward and June.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Henry (s1, ep36)

An animal is chewing up June's flower bed, so Ward and the boys set a trap to catch it. They soon catch a white rabbit, which Beaver talks Ward and June into keeping. Beaver names him Henry only to later discover Henry is really a Henrietta and she's expecting.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Granny's Spring Tonic (s1, ep27)

It’s spring tonic time, and Granny hands it around to the family, giving Jed a double dose because he made a mean comment about it. Meanwhile at the bank, secretary Gloria Buckles, who has worked on the Clampett account, volunteers to bring some paperwork to the Clampett's estate. She arrives having transformed herself from a plain-Jane secretary to a gorgeous babe, with her sights set on Jed’s money.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Pays His Income Tax (s1, ep28)

Drysdale tells an IRS man the story of the Clampetts and how they got to be where they are today. But Granny and Jed don’t trust this man because they think he is a revenuer, and refuse to let him on the property.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Meet The Meteor (s2, ep32)

A huge meteor lands on the island, causing everything nearby to age very rapidly.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Gilligan Vs. Gilligan (s3, ep2)

Gilligan meets his double, a foreign spy.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Mama And Dr. Brothers (s3, ep)

Dr. Joyce Brothers helps Naomi when she needs advice about sex.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

The Love Letter (s3, ep)

A love letter meant for Naomi mistakenly ends up in the hands of both Mama and Iola, leading to complications for all.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

New York A.c. (s5, ep14)

Three men plan to avoid love; Stubing changes his behavior; a married man's mistress takes a stand.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Guitars

"Jim Peterik is known for his hit songs like “Eye of the Tiger” when he was with the band Survivor as well his work with .38 Special and The Ides of March. But his collection of nearly 200 guitars is almost as memorable as the songs he plays on them. Jim shows Lisa several of his prized guitars including a near mint 1958 Les Paul, a 1968 Les Paul gold top, a 1968 Everly Brothers acoustic guitar, and a 1958 Gibson Flying V, of which only 93 were ever made. His friend of over 50 years and fellow Ides of March band mate, Bob Bergland, joins Jim. We’ve brought Dan Orkin, content director for Reverb, one of the premiere marketplaces for vintage music gear to appraise Jim’s collection. And Dan has brought one of his own personal, most treasured guitars, a 1964 Stratocaster, in hopes to make a trade with Jim for one of his prized guitars."

This memorable episode features the final appearances of Col. Blake and Trapper.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Abyssinia, Henry (s3, ep24)

Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Welcome To Korea (part 1)

"Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ is introduced to the Korean War. "

8:00pm

All in the Family

Teresa Moves In (s7, ep9)

The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Mike And Gloria's Will (s7, ep10)

Mike and Gloria are having a discussion over who will take care of Joey, just in case there comes a time when both of them are unable to care for the little tyke before his 18th birthday. Mike has serious reservations over allowing in-laws Archie and Edith to get custody of Joey, particularly due to what he perceives as Archie's bad influences. Gloria is having a hard time convincing Mike.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Mr. Edith Bunker (s7, ep11)

Edith saves a man's life and becomes the toast of the town,but Archie isn't happy standing in the shadow of her limelight.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie's Secret Passion (s7, ep12)

Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounter with an old high school friend she's invited to dinner.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Garage Sale, The (s2, ep23)

Ray gets upset that Debra doesn't want to have any more children.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Invasion, The (s3, ep1)

Raymond moves his entire family into his parent's house.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Sally Is A Girl (s1, ep14)

Rob stops treating Sally like one of the boys, and everyone wonders if romance is in the air.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Buddy, Can You Spare A Job? (s1, ep15)

Buddy plots to get fired when a dream job opens up.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

The Babysitter (s4, ep17)

Alice is baby-sitting to pay for a phone but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Mr. Garrity And The Graves (s5, ep32)

A man arrives in the Old West town of Happiness, Arizona, proclaiming he can revive the dead.

1:00am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Last Dark Step (s4, ep17)

A man tries to get away from one woman so he can marry another.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Man From The South (s5, ep15)

An intriguing bet is accepted by an out-of-luck gambler.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Shape-up (s6, ep5)

The IMF topple a man who runs a dockyard for organized crime by making it seem that he's losing his mind.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Three Cheers For Little Boy Blue (s3, ep6)

Kimble is working as a chauffeur for George Forster, a successful contractor who returns to his small Midwestern home town with big plans for the community. While Forster's homecoming is greeted by overall apathy and resentment, Kimble discovers that one

4:00am

Harry O

Gertrude

"Harry Orwell joins forces with a woman whose search for her missing brother involves a dangerous assortment of characters -- and a half-million dollars in diamonds."

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary - Baseball (s4, ep25)

Police search for a safecracker who left his calling card at the scene of the crime.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - The Victims (s4, ep26)

Friday's cases range from purse snatching to homicide.

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