Featured Episodes
Sep 29, 6:00pm
M*A*S*H
Hawkeye becomes the official Chief Surgeon in this memorable episode!
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8:00am
The Last Weekend
It's the last day at the beach resort and Zack and Stacy are hoping to spend it together. Carosi, however, doesn't approve of their romance. Meanwhile, a secret admirer is sending Slater love letters.
8:30am
Best Summer Of My Life
Zack stays home on the first day of school, and looks back on the time he's spent at Malibu Sands.
9:30am
My Fair Freddy
Fred learns a lesson in just being himself when he decides to join a swank country club.
Series finale!
10:00am
The Story Of Rocky's Raiders
The Flintstones find an old diary recounting the daring World War I exploits of Grandpa Rocky Flintstone, the "Flying Ace."
Series premiere!
10:30am
The Flintstone Flyer
Fred and Barney scheme to go bowling with the boys instead of a promised evening at the opera with their wives.
11:00am
Brace Yourself
Marcia is distraught after getting braces, and is convinced that they've made her ugly. Her brothers and sisters try their best to make Marcia feel less self-conscious, but they have little success.
11:30am
The Possible Dream
Marcia's sense of security is shattered when Cindy inadvertently gives away her diary to a book collection. Marcia is especially concerned since in it, she confessed a secret desire for Desi Arnaz, Jr.
12:00pm
Juliet Is The Sun
Marcia gets cast as Juliet in the school play, but she's not sure she can tackle the role. She gets encouragement from her family, but it isn't too long before she becomes a little too overconfident.
Davy Jones guest stars!
12:30pm
Getting Davy Jones
Marcia makes a promise that she will get Davy Jones to perform at the prom. It's a promise she quickly learns is going to be very difficult to keep, since trying to get ahold of the singer is all but impossible.
1:00pm
Joanie Busts Out
In a somewhat rebellious move after Howard and Marion won't let her go to Chicago for a concert, Joanie decides to become a model. However, she is unaware that the studio shoots nudes.
1:30pm
King Richard's Big Night
Richie is named the 1961 Delta Gamma King and acts like a jerk after receiving the honor. However, nobody knows that his behavior is the result of his ginger ale being drugged.
2:00pm
Buddy, Can You Spare A Father?
Shirley goes to a sleazy bar to look for her father.
2:30pm
Honeymoon Hotel
When Shirley wins a vacation at a newlyweds hotel, the girls devise a foolproof plan to trick the hotel staff into letting them in. Unfortunately, it's not so easy and they never get a moment's peace.
3:00pm
Fonzie Versus The She Devils
Unknowingly, Richie, Potsie and Ralph are invited to a party hosted by the She Devils gang in which the Devil who brings in the biggest nerd wins a $100 prize.
3:30pm
The Mechanic
When a wheelchair-bound man is hired by Fonzie to work at Bronko's Auto Repairing, he drives Fonzie crazy and is rude to everyone he meets.
4:00pm
Mama Cries Uncle
The sudden appearance of Carl's nomadic brother, Roy, excites everyone but Mama. Although she seems upset that Roy is popular with the rest of the family, she finally admits her affection for him.
4:30pm
Dear Aunt Fran
Aunt Fran is temporarily given the responsibility of writing an advice column in the local newspaper. Unfortunately, she doesn't have any good advice and comes to rely on Mama to supply material.
5:00pm
Another Time, Another Place / Doctor Who / Gopher's Engagement
"A friend of Capt. Stubing's runs into his long-lost old flame, who has since become a nun. He professes his love for her, forcing her to make a difficult decision about her future. A woman pursues a shy astronomer, mistakenly believing that he is the renowned sex therapist/author who is travelling incognito on the ship. A young woman's pushy mother constantly nags her to find a wealthy husband. Gopher tries to cheer the woman by asking her to dance and giving her what he thinks is a cheap toy ring, unaware that it is actually a passenger's lost engagement ring."
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As Time Goes By
Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and B.J. goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.
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Pilot Episode
"At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted into Hawkeye's old college. Hawkeye and Trapper decide to hold a party filled with music, dancing, and alcohol to raise money for Ho-John's plane trip to the U.S. They achieve this by raffling off a weekend pass with a nurse, Lieutenant Dish for R&R in Tokyo."
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Troubled Waters
Columbo takes a trip to Acapulco, but finds himself on a new case when a used car dealer commits murder on the cruise ship.
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Meet Jeff Viens
"Over the past two decades, Jeff Viens has assembled an incredible collection of all things Lego, from vintage 1950s pieces, to modern Star Wars and Marvel-themed sets. Some of Jeff’s prized possessions include a 1958 wooden Lego toy boat; a rare town-plan set from the 1960s; and the world’s largest Lego trebuchet – which he built himself. We’re joined on this episode by Jeff’s girlfriend, Julie Blair, as well as Lego storeowner and fellow enthusiast, Jim Demer, who will set a value on Jeff’s collection. Jeff also surprises Lisa with a one-of-a-kind, custom-built set; and Jim has brought along a rare space-themed Lego set in hopes of making a trade with Jeff."
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Pardon My Glove
Alice is getting the apartment re-decorated for free but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
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Body And Sol
Rob remembers when he was a boxer in the Army.
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See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
Laura is inspired to write a children's book.
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A World Of Difference
A businessman discovers that life as he knows it doesn't really exist.
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Long Live Walter Jameson
A history teacher talks about the past as if he had lived it.
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Day Of Reckoning
An easygoing guy has a curious difficulty: he can't convince anyone that he murdered his adulterous partner.
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Escape Into Black
On the verge of closing in on the shadowy one-armed man, Kimble is rendered amnesiac after a freak gas explosion at a roadside diner. While the fugitive fights to regain his memory, a struggle ensues at the hospital between Margaret Ruskin, a social worke
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The Council: Part 1
Frank Wayne is the head of the syndicate, and by putting the Mob's ill-gotten gains in a Swiss bank account, he threatens to ruin the U.S. gold reserve. The IMF must recover the funds and put Wayne away.
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Take Five For Murder
Gunn is hired by the manager of teen idol Bobby Jeeter to payoff a blackmailer and find out who is doing the blackmailing.
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Dream Big, Dream Deadly
Detective Eddie Sellers comes close to solving a $2-million-dollar robbery and pays with his life. His brother, Cal, also a detective, is afraid he's next.
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The Trap
The Highway Patrol transports a convict to the state prison.
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I.a.d. - The Receipt
The detectives investigate a complaint that two veteran officers stole funds.
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Robbery - The Harassing Wife
Friday investigates a woman's claim that her husband is an armed robber.
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The Amatuer Hour
Lucy, as usual, spends too much money on a dress, so she tells Ricky that she will get a job babysitting in order to pay for it. The trouble is, she didn't know she would be babysitting a pair of rambunctious, spoiled twins.
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Plant You Now, Dig You Later
While working for Mr. Howell, Gilligan unearths a chest.
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The Coffee House Set
Robbie's new girlfriend offers to get him and his guitar an audition at a club.
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Blind Date Committee
Wally becomes the chairman of the blind date committee for an upcoming dance. However, Wally quickly wants to resign from the position when he can't find anyone to go with the new girl, Jill Bartlett.
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Beaver Takes A Bath
Ward and June allow Wally to babysit Beaver one evening while they attend a party. However, things go awry when Beaver gets ready to take a bath. He accidentally lets the bathtub overflow, causing the water to leak onto the bathroom floor and into the downstairs ceiling.
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The Case Of The Credulous Quarry
Mason defends Richard Hammond, charged with killing his former girlfriend by running over her with his car.
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The Scandal
When Matlock defends an attorney accused of murdering her boss, he also uncovers a history of sexual harassment involving the law firm.
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A Love Lost
Lana's ex-boyfriend comes to see her and brings a load of stolen rifles with him.
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The Inspiration
Mamie Balwin has a cataract, but does not want an operation
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The Hunger
Matt comes to the rescue when a father and son abuse the mother and daughter.
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Rich Man, Poor Man
A bitter man who finds himself rich over night determines to get even with his adversaries by buying out their mortgages.
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Meeting At Midnight
Lucas helps his former Army captain, now an undercover federal agent, infiltrate a gang of bank robbers.
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Nora
Lucas finds himself involved in murder when he gallantly steps to the aid of a beautiful woman.
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The Felizia Kingdom Story
Tough as nails Felizia Kingdom controls an enormous amount of land by force, and no one is good enough to inherit the responsibility. When Flint handles her henchmen with ease, she decides he's the man for the job.
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Log 24 -- A Rare Occasion
Malloy spends a weekend afternoon attending a barbecue at Reed's home, where Reed lets him hold his newborn son for the first time and tries to set him up with his wife's friend. However, their relaxation is interrupted when they have to deal with a young neighbor who overdoses on drugs and becomes the target of his dealer.
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Log 124 -- Airport
Malloy and Reed are rendered powerless when a drunken man with no flight experience decides to take a solo flight in a stolen airplane at a busy airport. Later, they try to locate a 17-year-old runaway living in a condemned home with a much older man, engage in a shootout with a convenience store robber and search for a booby-trapped bank safe that has been stolen with a tow truck.
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Hot Lips Hannigan
Fred believes he's made Wilma and Betty disappear with a magician's kit but soon finds that he's mistaken.
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They're Closing Inspiration Point
Milwaukee's East Boulevard Business Association, led by Howard, wants to build an expressway off-ramp through Inspiration Point. Everyone does their best to stop the construction and save Inspiration Point.
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To Market, To Market
After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in order to get the medicine.
William Christopher makes his first appearance as Father Mulcahy.
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Requiem For A Lightweight
Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldier in exchange for keeping the nurse at the 4077th.
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Barney's Physical
Barney learns that in order to pass the mandatory physical for the deputy's office, he must weigh more and be taller. Andy and Aunt Bee try to stretch him and fatten him up, until Andy comes up with the solution.
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Family Visit
The Taylors quickly realize why they haven't invited Bee's sister and her husband, Ollie, for a visit in more than a decade. When Uncle Ollie borrows Andy's squad car to go fishing, it's the final straw.
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To Watch A Thief
Sgt. Carter puts a down payment on a watch for Miss Bunny at the PX, but Gomer mistakenly thinks he has stolen it and returns the watch.
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Parity Begins At Home
Oliver wants to plant wheat on all 160 of his acres, but the local agricultural committee says he can only do eight. Incensed, Oliver takes his complaints all the way to Washington. Surprisingly, Haney sides with Oliver and prepares to fight the National Guard in "The Siege of Green Acres".
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Hogan Goes Hollywood
Hogan plans to use an American actor in a German propaganda film to get information home.
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The Well
Hogan steals a Luftwaffe codebook, but must organize a special mission when Newkirk drops it down a well.
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Guest Paul Sand
In After the Wedding, Carol's husband becomes jealous when she kisses another man goodbye. Then, in Energy Crisis Blackouts, everyone's life is complicated when the electricity stops. Finally, in Wedding Plans, divorcees discuss their future wedding plans, only to discover they may still love their old spouse.
Series premiere!
10:30pm
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The Case Of The Restless Redhead
A woman claims she was menaced by a car driven by a hooded assailant, whom she shot at with a revolver. When the police find a body in a car wreck with a bullet wound, she is wanted for murder.
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People Are Alike All Over
When a space exploration crashes on Mars, the surviving passenger is surprised to find that Martians are human-looking, very friendly and apparently just like us.
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Ride The Nightmare
An elderly acquaintance plunges Chris Martin into a nightmare stuffed with blackmail, kidnapping and murder.
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Make Like It Never Happened
Mannix is hired to get an innocent man, and father of a young girl, off death row. Meanwhile, he romances the mistress of a wealthy industrialist he is investigating.
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Stakeout
"Frank Cannon believes that this time he has accepted a peaceful job. He must protect the bar of a friend, Millie Carroll, against robberies. However, suddenly he finds himself amid a complex love story."
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Killer On Campus
Barnaby probes the supposed suicide of a college professor who had been the victim of his student's pranks.
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Expose
After a newspaperman writes an incriminating article, racketeers set a trap.
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Burglary - Baseball
Police search for a safecracker who left his calling card at the scene of the crime.
Series finale!
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D.h.q. - The Victims
Friday's cases range from purse snatching to homicide.
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Lucy Plays Cupid
Miss Lewis, the Ricardo's elderly neighbor, requests Lucy's assistance in getting the attention of Mr. Ritter, the elderly grocery man whom she is sweet on. Lucy readily agrees to give Mr. Ritter a dinner invitation for Miss Lewis. The first complication arises when Lucy shares the news with Ricky, who spanks Lucy for interfering and makes her promise to give the note back to Miss Lewis. But, when Lucy proceeds to give Mr. Ritter the note anyway, he misunderstands and thinks the invitation is from Lucy herself.
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Little Island, Big Gun
A well known crook tries to evade police after a heist and is dropped off on the island.
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The Lotus Blossom
Steve is impressed by the timid and beautiful proprietress that works at the Lotus Blossom Café.
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School Bus
A new school year has the bus service being extended to those students living in town. However, after not even a week, Beaver gets suspended from riding the bus after getting into a fight.
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Beaver's Prize
After leaving the cap off the ink, Beaver is grounded to the house for a whole day after spilled ink ruins some of Ward's papers. However, Larry and Beaver sneak out to the movies and when Beaver wins a bike, he must find a way to keep it a secret from his parents.
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The Case Of The Ill-fated Faker
Jim Ferris is having an affair with his uncle's bored young wife. They concoct a scheme to finagle $80,000 from the man by faking a kidnapping. It doesn't take long before things go horribly wrong.
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The Dare
An eccentric millionaire tells Matlock that he wouldn't be able to solve the perfect murder if it were handed to him on a silver platter. To prove his point, he kills Matlock's friend and successfully frames another man for the crime.
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Singin' The Blues
Luann moonlights as a singer at a nightclub and finds romance with the clubs owner. Her happiness is short-lived when she realizes that the bartender is dealing drugs.
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The Last Straw
John thinks about giving up the lumber mill when it seems like everything is going wrong
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Abe Blocker
Matt pursues a frontiersman who's using force to take homesteaders' land.
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The Boss
Ben confronts a former friend who has become a local strongman after monopolizing the freight business.
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The Hangman
An ex-convict is blamed for a brutal crime despite his claims of rehabilitation.
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Trail Of Hate
Lucas is out for vengeance when Mark is used as a pawn in a bank robbery scheme.
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The Jess Macabbee Story
Flint, scouting ahead of the wagon train, is in search of fresh meat. With prospects none too good he comes upon a hidden paradise, green and lush and offering far more than he expected.
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Log 94 -- Vengeance
Malloy fears that a boxer who has just been paroled after serving a murder sentence is going to seek revenge against him. Out on patrol, they try to save a man who has been crushed while working under a stolen car, apprehend a liquor store robber who swears revenge against reed, change a flat tire on their patrol car, locate a four-year-old child who locked himself in a refrigerator and become the targets of an ambush.
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Log 104 -- The Bomb
Malloy and Reed search for a suspect who frames an employee of a manufacturing plant for theft and then plants a powerful bomb on the premises. They also apprehend two criminals after questioning a suspicious man who is carrying heavy bags down the street, and protect an innocent motorist from a street race that still ends in tragedy.
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The Swimming Pool
Fred and Barney's friendship is tested when they become partners in a backyard swimming pool.
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Here Comes The Bride Again
After initially being reluctant to go through with it, Howard agrees to have a second wedding where he and Marion will renew their vows.
Hawkeye becomes the official Chief Surgeon in this memorable episode!
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Chief Surgeon Who?
Frank Burns complains about Hawkeye Pierce's disrespect, and when Henry appoints Hawkeye chief surgeon, it's to Burns' shock. The rest of the 4077th "coronates" Hawk while Frank and Hot Lips complain to General Barker.
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The Moose
Sergeant Baker arrives at the camp with his "moose." Hawkeye decides to find a way of getting her away from Baker. He tries ordering him to release her, tries buying her and then resorts to cheating at cards. He releases her but she won't go, so he tries to teach her how to be independent.
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The Education Of Ernest T. Bass
Ernest T. is back in Mayberry to get his diploma. He is so determined that Andy convinces Helen to allow him to attend class, but Ernest T. isn't exactly classroom material.
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Aunt Bee's Romance
An old beau of Aunt Bee comes to town to court her.
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The Prize Boat
Gomer wins a boat in a jingle contest, but it's Sgt. Carter navigating—into taxes, license fees and other expenses.
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Lisa Has A Calf
Fearful that Mr. Haney will lay claim to Eleanor's calf, the Douglases decide to keep the cow's pregnancy a secret. The Hooterville gossips get part of the story right, except they think it's Lisa who's expecting.
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The Klink Commandos
Hogan and his men volunteer for a German suicide squad train bound for the Russian front in order to steal key documents.
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The Gasoline War
Hogan and his men plan to destroy a gasoline station that has just been built in camp.
Carl Reiner guest stars!
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Guest Carl Reiner
In Accident Prone, an accident prone Carol tries to get insurance before she's hurt. Then, in Funny Lady, a comedian can't stop cracking jokes in her marriage counseling session. Finally, in Supermarket Checker, Carol plays a slow, obnoxious checker, determined to embarrass Harvey who's on a date.
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The Case Of The Sleepwalker's Niece
When his stepbrother is found dead, a man is charged with murder and is accused of using his sleepwalking as a cover-up.
The Professor himself, Russell Johnson, guest stars!
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Execution
Just before being hanged for murder, a man in 1880 is transported to the future.
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Hangover
A man wakes up with a hangover, an unknown woman in his room and his wife lost.
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The Cost Of A Vacation
While investigating the location of a missing person, Joe uncovers the death of a colleague who appears to have committed suicide.
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The Predators
Frank Cannon believes that this time he has accepted a peaceful job. He must protect the bar of a friend, Millie Carroll, against robberies. However, suddenly he finds himself amid a complex love story.
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Deadly Valentine, The
A murderer is sending valentines to his victims before killing them - and Betty may be the next target.
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Breath Of A Child
Dan Mathews tries to find a sailor who's been exposed to a deadly and contagious disease.
It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.
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The Christmas Story
A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.
Series premiere!
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The Lsd Story
Sergeant Joe Friday and his partner, Bill Gannon, encounter a freaked-out young LSD user. This is the famous "Blue Boy" episode.
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Lucy Fakes Illness
After Ethel gives her a book about diseases, Lucy decides that she will pretend that she is suffering from numerous psychological ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her and let her into show business. To convince Ricky that she is really "ill," Lucy pretends that she doesn't know who she is, and at one point "thinks" that she is Tallulah Bankhead! When Ricky eventually gets wind of Lucy's trick, he hires a phony doctor to scare Lucy back to health.
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X Marks The Spot
The Air Force chooses an "uninhabited island" to test a deadly new missile.
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First, You're A Tadpole
Robbie consults Sally about his latest heartthrob.
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Baby Picture
Beaver's class holds a "Most Beautiful Baby" contest in which each student is supposed to bring in a baby picture. To make the deadline, June picks out a cute picture of Beaver at the last minute and sends it to Miss Landers, not realizing that the cute picture may cause Beaver embarrassment.
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Beaver Takes A Walk
Ward saves an old pedometer from being thrown out and gives it to Beaver, but not before telling him a story about when he was a kid he would walk 20 miles a day. Taking the story literally, Beaver makes a bet with Whitey that he, too, can walk 20 miles in a day.
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The Case Of The Singular Double
Mason is accused of obstructing justice when he defends a woman who had faked her own suicide by running an empty car off a cliff. It seems as though the police found the body of another woman in the wreckage.
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The Tabloid
Michael defends a senatorial candidate when she's accused of murdering a tabloid editor. Jerri goes undercover at the paper to prove that someone else may have had an even bigger motive than Carol.
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Virgil Tibbs: Attorney At Law
Attorney Virgil Tibbs returns to Sparta and is soon assigned his first case as a defense attorney.
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The Travelling Man
A former boyfriend and dance partner of Rose's comes to visit
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The Way It Is
Kitty meets an injured traveler after Matt breaks a date with her.
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Little Man -ten Feet Tall
An Italian immigrant and his son come to the Ponderosa. After spending some time with Hoss, the son decides he wants to give up the classical guitar to become a cowboy much to his father's chagrin.
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Woman From Hog Ridge
Lucas shoots a horse thief who turns out to be a member of the Boyle clan, and now Ma Boyle is after him.
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Seven
Seven condemned murderers escape and take over the town of North Fork.
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The Danny Benedict Story
He says his name is Tom Smith, but a young man Major Adams meets on the trail refuses to join the wagon train and won't say why.
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Log 74 -- Light Duty
Malloy and Reed spend a night shift on desk duty after Malloy breaks his wrist and another office worker calls in sick. With the assistance of a new female recruit, they deal with a homesick elderly woman who refuses to identify herself, help a lenient father bail out his son and become suspicious of a man who walks in looking for a wanted fugitive.
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Log 114 -- The Hero
Malloy and Reed witness a young hispanic man save a trapped watchman from a burning warehouse, but become suspicious when he resists numerous attempts of private and public commendation. They also try to prevent a drunken man from falling out a window, and resuscitate a man with a heart condition.
Floyd the Barber of Mayberry, Howard McNear, guest stars!
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No Help Wanted
Fred helps Barney get a job, but soon wishes he hadn't!
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Ah, Wilderness
The guys and their girls go on a camping trip for their spring vacation. Under Richie's leadership, however, everything seems to go wrong and nobody has a good time.
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Yankee Doodle Doctor
The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. Hawkeye objects to the piece of propaganda that filmmaker Lt. Bricker is producing and, having exposed the original film, reshoots a new one his way.
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Bananas, Crackers And Nuts
When Henry goes for some R&R, Hawkeye pretends to crack up so that Frank will let him and Trapper go on some R&R.
Introducing a police dog named Blue on this fan-favorite.
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Barney's Bloodhound
Barney's attempts to train an old mutt named Blue as a police dog coincide with a manhunt for an escaped criminal.
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Man In The Middle
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. They reconcile quickly, but it leads to other arguments between Andy and Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen, Andy and Helen, and another between Barney and Thelma Lou.
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Friendly Freddy Strikes Again
Con artist Freddy sells Gomer a pearl ring for his girlfriend, Lou Ann, and then schemes to get it back.
It's a crossover event when Albert heads to the Shady Rest Hotel.
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The Wedding Anniversary
While Oliver tries to recall how long he's been married to Lisa, she flashes back to last year's anniversary which ended with them in jail. The trouble began when a panicked Oliver found corn bores in his terrace garden. His mother, refusing to keep party guests waiting at the Waldorf while Oliver plays farmer, started tossing his "crop" off the balcony. Pots crashing onto the street below did not please the NYC cops.
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Unfair Exchange
Hogan kidnaps Burkhalter's sister in order to exchange her for a captured Allied agent.
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The Kommandant Dies At Dawn
Klink is to be executed when the Gestapo finds him with information Hogan planted on him to deliver to the underground.
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Guests Steve Lawrence And Tim Conway
In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic kitchen products. Then, in The Oldest Man, a fast-changing actor hires the Oldest Man. Finally, in Day Shift-Night Shift, Carol and Tim pantomime as a married couple on opposite shifts.
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The Case Of The Nervous Accomplice
Sybil Granger hires Mason to help her buy stock in her estranged husband's oil company on the sly. By this, Sybil hopes to force her husband's latest girlfriend, Roxy Howard, out of the company and his life altogether.
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The Big Tall Wish
A boy who believes in magic thinks he is helping a boxer win with his "big, tall wish."
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Bonfire
Preacher Robert Evans will go to murderous lengths to obtain a woman's manor for his gospel sanctuary.
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Warning: Live Blueberries
Mannix heads for a hippie retreat to investigate the disappearance of a missing girl who is linked to the death of a basketball star.
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A Long Way Down
An illegal immigrant from Mexico has died in a coyote's case. Sheep grower Rita McBain is accused of the deed. Cannon must prove Rita's innocence and deal with a human smuggler ring.
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Duet For Danger
The two amateur singers that Barnaby put in jail escape and head for Nashville.
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Narcotics Racket
Swindlers pose as Federal Narcotics Officers to dupe family members.
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The Big Explosion
A neo-Nazi psycho has planted a bomb somewhere in L.A. Friday and Gannon have to find it.
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The Kidnapping
Friday and Gannon help an employee rescue her kidnapped boss.
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Lucy Writes A Play
Lucy is busily writing the script for the play that her women's club is going to put on, "A Tree Grows in Havana," and she needs Ricky to appear in it. When Ricky sees the script, he immediately declines, so Lucy is then left with no alternative but to get Fred to agree to do the role. Deciding that Fred wouldn't be very good at portraying a Cuban character, Lucy decides to rewrite the play so that it is set in England. Later, however, Ricky decides that he wants to be in the play when he hears that some very important sponsors are going to be at the women's show, so he manages to trick Fred into giving him back the role. Ricky, though, doesn't know that Lucy has rewritten the play.
Kurt Russell guest stars as the Jungle Boy!
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Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy
Gilligan discovers a jungle boy living on the island.
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You're In My Power
Robbie decides that hypnosis could help his latest romance.
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Borrowed Boat
Larry and Beaver spend the day at the lake, which is where they encounter two kids who let them borrow their boat. However, little do Larry and Beaver know, the boat is stolen.
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Beaver's Tree
While his class is reciting a poem about trees, Beaver remembers a tree that Ward had given him for his birthday when they lived at their old house. Wanting "his" tree back, Beaver and Larry go to Beaver's old home and promptly dig it up.
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The Case Of The Lavender Lipstick
A heiress to a cosmetics company is charged with the murder of the company's owner.
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The Coach
A basketball coach is accused of murdering an influential booster.
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Every Man's Family
Bubba travels to Atlanta to help his nephew after the boy overdoses on drugs. He soon teams up with a street wise cop to take down the drug ring.
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The Furlough
John-Boy is released from the hospital and returns to Walton's Mountain
Ken Curtis makes his first appearance as cast regular Feastus Haggen.
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Us Haggens
Matt hunts down outlaw Black Jack Haggen, assisted by the killer's nephew, Festus, who has his own reasons for wanting to find his uncle.
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She Walks In Beauty
Hoss falls under the spell of a beautiful shady lady from San Francisco and asks her to be his wife, believing his love can change her even after she tries to seduce his brother, Adam.
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The Pitchman
When Mark finds gold on their property, a fast-talking salesman who tried to sell Lucas a new lightning rod offers instead to buy the ranch's mineral rights.
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Strange Town
When Micah is badly injured by an escaping prisoner, Lucas tracks the prisoner back to his home town.
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The Vittorio Bottecelli Story
A king orders his womanizing nephew to San Francisco. He joins the wagon train but causes the Major problems as the husbands are complaining about the man's salacious ways.
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Log 134 -- Child Stealer
Reed has to deal with the consequences of forgetting to roll up the window on the patrol car before he left it. Back on patrol, Malloy and Reed search for an estranged husband who kidnaps his own child, deal with an elderly man who tries to pay for a meal with trading stamps, engage in a shootout with an escaped prisoner caught napping on a city bus and pull over a hijacked delivery van full of booze.
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Log 144 -- Bank Robbery
Malloy and Reed are in for a rude awakening when they report to the home of a former professional wrestler on a domestic abuse call. Later, they become suspicious of an apartment burglary victim after they find one of the suspects dead, deal with a man who discovers car parts that were stolen from him installed on another car and become involved in a shootout responding to a bank robbery.
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The Split Personality
An accident leaves Fred with a completely changed and unrecognizable personality.
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Joanie's Dilemma
Joanie is unsure about whether she wants to go with her boyfriend to "The Alamo," a special section of Inspiration Point.
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Cowboy
John Hodges, a chopper pilot referred to as The Cowboy, has been hit in the shoulder, and arrives at the 4077th. He is expecting a letter—he's worried that his wife, Jean, is leaving him for another man. He wants to go home, but Henry refuses, stating Cowboy's wound isn't serious enough to merit a stateside ticket. Bad luck then follows Henry Blake like the seat of his pants!
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Henry, Please Come Home
When Col. Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo and Frank starts imposing military discipline on the camp, the surgeons will do anything to get Henry back.
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Barney's Uniform
Fred the grocery store clerk repeatedly sweeps trash into the street, even after Barney writes him a citation. Fred threatens that if he ever sees Barney out of uniform, he'll pound him, causing Barney to leave his uniform on at all times.
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Opie's Fortune
Opie finds a lost wallet containing $50, and just as he's waited the seven-day period to claim the money as his own, the owner steps forward.
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Change Partners
After a fight, Sgt. Carter and Bunny split up. Gomer and Lou Ann decide that the best way to bring them back together is to go out on a date with them: Lou Ann with Sgt. Carter and Bunny with Gomer.
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What Happened In Scranton?
Lisa is shocked that Hooterville doesn't have a beauty salon. She calls her mother-in-law who ships out her hair dresser, Claude. (She blackmails him with one word: "Scranton".) Setting up shop on the Cannonball, he gives the Hooterville women new hairdos. Now, they're too "beautiful" for farm work.
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Bombsight
Hogan plans to get the blueprints for and interfere with the testing of a new weapon.
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The Big Picture
Hogan plans to steal the picture that the Gestapo is using to blackmailing Klink.
The legendary Vincent Price takes the stage with Carol Burnett.
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Guests Joel Grey And Vincent Price
In Carol and Sis, Carol meets Vicki's mama's-boy boyfriend. Then, in The Switchboard, Carol plays a nosey operator who eavesdrops on the romantic entanglements of the hotel guests.
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The Case Of The Drowning Duck
Donald Briggs is an unscrupulous private investigator hired by Clyde Waters to uncover information about Marv Adams, his daughter's fiance. Briggs learns that Marv Adams' father was Ben Devereaux, who was convicted of murder 18 years ago.
11:30pm
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A Nice Place To Visit
After being shot to death, a gangster finds himself in a place where he gets everything his heart desires.
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The Tender Poisoner
Two business executives throw themselves into a battle of wits and trickery as they compete for a gorgeous lady.
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Beyond The Shadow Of A Dream
A mentally unstable woman is having trouble grasping the difference between nightmare and reality. Mannix is hired to figure which of her companions is creating her confusion.
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The Rip-off
Dr. Simeon is accused by orderly Duran of stealing drugs in the Metropolitan Hospital . Cannon has to find out whether this is right.
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Inside Man, The
An aspiring robber is declared a hero for facing his double-crossing partner.
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Copter Cave In
A gunman fleeing from prison forces a prospector to hide him in an abandoned gold mine.
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The Interrogation
A new officer has been arrested for robbing a liquor store while on an undercover assignment.
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The Masked Bandits
Four bandits wearing red masks commit a series of robberies.
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Breaking The Lease
The show opens with the Ricardos and the Mertzes sitting around the Ricardos' piano, singing songs together. After the Mertzes leave, Lucy and Ricky wind up in an argument. The Mertzes, who are trying to get some sleep, are most irritated by the noise. They angrily phone the Ricardos and demand that they cut down on the racket. This, as you can imagine, leads to a big quarrel between the Ricardos and the Mertzes. Lucy and Ricky decide that they can't take it anymore, and they want to move out. However, there is a slight problem—they've signed a lease. The Ricardos thus decide to become the most undesirable tenants ever so that they can break that lease.
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St. Gilligan And The Dragon
The women decide to move to the other side of the island in protest.
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The In-law Whammy
Mike sets out to make an impression on his future father-in-law.
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Teacher Comes To Dinner
Beaver gets a surprise when June invites Miss Landers over for dinner and Larry convinces him that something bad might happen. This leads Beaver to become a nervous wreck as he tries to make sure his parents don't do anything to embarrass him. Meanwhile, Larry charges a quarter to anyone who wants to spy on Miss Landers eating dinner at the Cleavers.
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Beaver's Fortune
Beaver has his fortune read by a machine and becomes convinced nothing but good luck is headed his way. However, he doesn't feel that way when Larry sets it up so that Beaver will have to fight a 5th grader, Sonny Cartwright.
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The Case Of The Wandering Widow
When a man accused of a murder is freed from prison upon newly discovered eyewitness testimony, it starts a chain reaction of blackmail and murder.
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The Dating Game
When Cliff's friend is accused of murdering a woman he met through a dating service, Cliff and Matlock are on the case, while Jerri goes undercover to investigate.
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A Baby Called Rocket
A neglected baby stirs maternal feelings in Luann.
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The Medal
Mary Ellen receives a medal that was awarded to Curtis after he died
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Uncle Sunday
When his uncle comes to visit, Chester's plan to shorten his stay doesn't exactly work out.
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A Passion For Justice
Renowned English novelist Charles Dickens comes to Virginia City. In short order, he is accused of a crime he didn't commit. The problem then becomes how to convince the stubborn author to defend himself.
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Baranca
When an outlaw leader lures Marshal Torrance out of town, Lucas is the only one who can stop him from lynching a local man who killed one of the members of his gang.
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The Martinet
A former army captain comes to North Fork to kill the man who shot down his son in a gunfight—Lucas McCain.
A classic Christmas episode!
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The St. Nicholas Story
As Christmas Eve approaches, the wagon train encounters a happy time, the perils that go with hostile indians and a little lost boy who may have already been captured by those same hostiles.
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Log 44 -- Attempted Bribery
A wealthy businessman openly offers malloy and reed security jobs at three times their current salaries if reed agrees to withhold damaging testimony against his troubled son. In the meantime, they have to deal with an elderly man who has strangled his ch
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Log 173 -- Shoplift
Malloy and Reed track down a young shoplifter who escapes custody and hides at the lair of an eccentric spiritualist whom she worships.
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Monster From The Tar Pits
Trouble ensues when Fred, Wilma and Betty get involved with a Hollyrock movie company.
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Hot Stuff
Chachi accidentally sets Arnold's on fire, with Fonzie, Potsie and Ralph trapped inside.
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I Hate A Mystery
A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Missing pieces include Frank's silver picture frame, Margaret's hair brush and Trapper's watch. The camp is searched and everything is found in Hawkeye's locker.
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Germ Warfare
Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts hepatitis, so they have to test Frank without him knowing, and have to keep him away from Margaret and the patients.