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Bless You, Hawkeye (s9, ep17)

When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Blood Brothers (s9, ep18)

Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Foresight Saga (s9, ep19)

The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Bird Watchers (s4, ep29)

Miss Jane’s bird watcher leader, Professor Biddle, comes to town to visit. And Jed and Granny are trying to get a man for Elly. After Elly shows up with Professor Biddle, Jed decides that fixing Elly May up with Dash Riprock couldn’t hurt. Drysdale blackmails Dash with a bad TV role to get Dash to ask Elly out. He doesn’t get to the Clampett mansion in enough time, and Jed has no luck with stopping Elly, so she ends up going with Professor Biddle, Miss Jane and Jethro on their bird expedition.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Sleepwalker (s4, ep6)

Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Guess Who Came To Dinner? (s4, ep9)

Hogan learns his underground contact may be a double agent after he arranges for her to go to England.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

No Names Please (s4, ep10)

Right after Hogan helps a journalist escape from the Germans, an American paper tells of Hogan's operations at his camp.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Man In The Bottle (s2, ep2)

A discontented curio shop owner thinks he's finally found happiness when a genie grants him four wishes.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Prankish Professor (s6, ep15)

When a college professor is murdered after publishing a lurid novel featuring thinly veiled versions of his colleagues' private lives, the man's estranged wife is charged with the crime.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Clan (s2, ep21)

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Young One (s3, ep9)

A teenager’s desire to be free leads her to murder.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Diplomatic Corpse (s3, ep10)

A young couple tries to smuggle a corpse out of Mexico.

2:05am

Mannix

The Crime That Wasn't (s4, ep20)

Dennis Coverly fears he and his family are in danger when a missing corpse is linked to a crime hit set for Mannix.

3:05am

Cannon

The Seventh Grave (s2, ep21)

Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Gang War (s6, ep6)

A gang kidnaps J.R. and demands that he find out who killed the leader.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Trial Board (s2, ep14)

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Chaser (s5, ep10)

Malloy and Reed investigate an interstate bounty hunter who has an invalid gun permit and questionable tactics. Meanwhile, they deal with an elderly man who strongly dislikes hippies, and a frustrated wife who desperately wants to receive a traffic ticket.

Scatman Crothers guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Hot Spell (s5, ep11)

On an unseasonably hot day, Malloy and Reed suspect that an elusive bicyclist who overreacts to having his air pump stolen in a park is actually a drug pusher. Meanwhile, their investigation of a two-month-long yard sale leads to an armed fugitive.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

It's 64!

"Bill and Toony revisit the pop culture highlights of 1964."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Cookie Fund (s2, ep35)

Beaver and Larry have been put in charge of the class cookie fund and are taking turns guarding the money. A new kid takes advantage of them and cons Beaver and Larry out of three dollars from the fund.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Forgotten Party (s2, ep36)

An old friend of Beaver's, David Manning, invites him to a birthday party and Beaver promises to attend, but as the week passes Beaver forgets all about it. When the day arrives, June, Ward and Wally scramble to find the Beaver, who is spending the day with Larry, wandering around town.

See the only episode of Perry Mason to ever air in color!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Twice-told Twist (s9, ep21)

When a young car thief—who helped strip Mason's car down to the frame—is charged with murder, Mason decides to take the case.

10:00am

Matlock

The Magician (s2, ep)

After a night at the magic show with Julie, Matlock agrees to defend magician Daniel Fontaine when he's charged with the murder of his assistant and lover, Sandy Farrell, a woman who was as devious as she was beautiful.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Depraved Heart (s7, ep4)

The daughter of an old friend asks Bubba to arrest the man who knowingly gave her AIDS.

It's Christmas on the Walton's Mountain.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Best Christmas (s5, ep12)

Olivia wants this Christmas to be the best ever

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Miss Kitty (s7, ep3)

When Kitty takes a young boy off the stagecoach one night, Matt attempts to figure out his identity.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Silence At Stillwater (s11, ep3)

In the town of Stillwater, Candy is a victim of mistaken identity and finds himself jailed.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Visitor

"Lucas is drawn to a young widow passing through town on her way to claim an inheritance, but others who covet it are trying to kill her."

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Hero (s2, ep19)

After a young stablehand kills a notorious gunslinger, he is baffled by the hostility of the townspeople.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Clayton Tucker Story (s3, ep18)

Taking a dangerous route through the desert to join up with the wagon train, a small band of settlers takes a turn for the worse when they lose the scout leading them and then can't agree on how to proceed.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Bash (s4, ep14)

A man is trapped on a film set with a bear. When Roy and John rescue him, they are invited to a "thing" that the man is giving later that week. John talks Roy into getting overdressed for the event. Dr. Brackett treats a man suffering from trichinosis. A bomb blast injures two men. The paramedics resuscitate a musician at the party.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Life You Save (s9, ep20)

After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (part 1)

"A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! "

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (s10, ep1)

A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!

Joey Pants himself, Joey Pantoliano guest stars!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Identity Crisis (s10, ep2)

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro Gets Engaged (s4, ep30)

Jethro gets a job as Dash Riprock’s double, thinking this will make him twice the actor that Dash is. However, Jethro, now going by Beef Jerky, learns that his new job isn’t all it is cracked up to be. He gets blown up and burned. When Dash finds out what Jethro got himself into, he tries to save him.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Better Living Through Televison (s4, ep7)

Ralph and Norton go on T.V. to sell a kitchen utensil.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Bad Day In Berlin (s4, ep11)

A U.S. undercover agent helps Hogan and his men get a defecting Nazi officer out of Berlin.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Will The Blue Baron Strike Again? (s4, ep12)

Hogan gets Klink to throw a party for WW I flying ace Blue Baron in order to find his headquarters.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room (s2, ep3)

Ordered to commit a murder, a smalltime hood nervously looks in the mirror and sees the man he could have been.

Bette Davis takes over for Perry in this memorable episode!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of Constant Doyle (s6, ep16)

After the death of her husband and partner, Joe Doyle, Constant Doyle takes on a case involving a young man who knew her husband. She asks for Mason's help and he suggests she hire the Paul Drake Detective agency.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Little Victim (s2, ep22)

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Deadly (s3, ep11)

Housewives being blackmailed by a plumber exact their revenge.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Miss Paisley's Cat (s3, ep12)

A lonely woman learns to love a stray cat that wandered into her apartment.

2:05am

Mannix

A Gathering Of Ghosts (s4, ep19)

A strange college reunion for Mannix's old football squad at a ghost town ends in murder.

3:05am

Cannon

Catch Me If You Can (s2, ep22)

A young girl turns up dead at the yacht party thrown by two jet set brothers, Edgar and Norman Bruce. Her father, George Able, wants to exact revenge, but before he can even get close to the siblings he is beaten up by his henchmen. Cannon is hired by Abel's second daughter.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Daughter Of Evil (s6, ep7)

Barnaby trails a jewel thief who's using call girls to distract his victims.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Shipment (s2, ep16)

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley. The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Search (s2, ep17)

When two small girls go missing, the mother is convinced that their estranged father kidnapped them. However, a preliminary investigation by Friday and Gannon determines that the man has no knowledge of his daughters' whereabouts.

6:00am

Adam-12

Gifts And Long Letters (s5, ep12)

Malloy and Reed begin today's patrol by investigating a deluded and reclusive parolee whose troubled girlfriend in the apartment next door has just attempted suicide for the second time. In the meantime, they provide vital information to a detective's search for an armed robbery suspect.

6:30am

Adam-12

O'brien's Stand (s5, ep13)

Malloy's headstrong and elderly apartment manager stages a protest at the station after she's victimized by a serial purse snatcher, and Malloy suggests a stakeout will be their only chance to apprehend the suspect. On patrol, he and Reed chase a suspicious vehicle into a lumber yard, and investigate the murder of a young man at his parents' home.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Return To Camp Watchington

"Bill goes scouting, trying to earn more patches for his sash."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver The Athlete (s2, ep37)

After getting a poor grade in gym class on his report card, Beaver becomes determined to prove to everyone that he is a good athlete, so he signs up to play baseball—where it's the boys versus the girls.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Found Money (s2, ep38)

Larry invites Beaver to the carnival and tells him that his mother will treat him. However, when Mrs. Mondello refuses to give Larry money, Larry decides to find some. So Larry throws some of his mother's money out the window and when Beaver comes over, Larry pretends as if he's found it.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Avenging Angel (s9, ep22)

Mason acts as a middleman between an investor and music industry big shot Clete Hawley, who has been hired to turn Sandy Chester into a star. It is no secret that Hawley is brilliant but cruel, and when he ends up murdered his newest star-in-training, Chester, is charged.

10:00am

Matlock

Fisherman (s2, ep)

Matlock defends a Vietnamese fisherman and his son when they are accused of murdering a racist fisherman. And It isn't just the fishermen that Matlock ends up defending, as he, too, becomes a target of the racist townspeople.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Incident At Brewer's Pond (s7, ep5)

A night of revelry at a local pond turns deadly.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Last Mustang (s5, ep13)

A wild mustang is captured on Walton land and Grandpa wants it to remain be and remain free

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Harper's Blood (s7, ep4)

A man tries to balance the bad blood between his sons upon learning that his wife's grandfather was a murderer.

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Lawman's Lot Is Not A Happy One

"When he is called to testify in an out-of-town lumber shark case, Roy recruits Hoss to temporarily serve as sheriff. Hoss quickly finds his hands full dealing with a reluctant groom, who plans a robbery to make himself less appealing to his assertive fiancé; and a persistent salesman wanting to sell stock for a resort in the Virginia City area. Will Virginia City ever be the same?"

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Horse Traders (s2, ep20)

When a horse dealer transporting a prize stallion stops in North Fork, two saddle tramps try to use trickery to obtain it.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Spoiler (s2, ep21)

An elderly couple moves to North Fork under an assumed name to hide the fact that they are the parents of a vicious killer. The plan backfires when the son shows up at their home.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Benjamin Burns Story (s3, ep19)

One dry water hole is normal but when the wagon train has two to worry about, Flint and Ben Burns lead a party to find a legend only indians speak of, Shining Water. Troubles await them but the worst may be a too-green city boy.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Transition (s4, ep15)

A high school classmate of John’s is assigned as Squad 51's new paramedic trainee. The firemen rescue a man trapped in his kitchen after a hydrogen sulfide explosion. The paramedics help treat accident victims at the hospital and tend to child at an amusement park. When an intoxicated man turns out to be a snakebite victim, Roy is hit in the eyes with cobra venom. Back at the amusement park, a heart attack victim is trapped high in the air.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Rumor At The Top (s10, ep3)

The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting Army rep is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Give 'em Hell, Hawkeye (s10, ep4)

Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Wheelers And Dealers (s10, ep5)

On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Communication Breakdown (s10, ep6)

Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Granny Tonics A Birdwatcher (s4, ep31)

It is Tonic Time, and Granny has made a small batch, which is enough for the family and a few friends. She also hopes that she can tonic a man for Elly May to marry. Though Elly may not have a husband in her future, Jane thinks she does. She thinks that Professor Biddle will propose to her, but he reveals all he wants her to do is hatch a condor egg. Granny heads to the bank to get Jane and Drysdale to give Dash Riprock some of her tonic.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Pal O'mine (s4, ep8)

Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a friendship ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew. Though Ralph gets it stuck on his finger, they eventually make up after Ed survives a sewer explosion.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Will The Real Colonel Klink Please Stand Up Against The Wall? (s4, ep13)

When Carter, in disguise as the camp kommandant, is seen near one of Hogan's operations, Klink is threatened with a treason charge.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Man In A Box (s4, ep14)

Hogan is ordered to capture LeBeau, but not before he lets him complete his mission.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A Thing About Machines (s2, ep4)

A writer feels that the machines in his house are conspiring against him.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Libelous Locket (s6, ep17)

A dance student is charged with murder when her instructor is found dead after they had a physical altercation.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Squeeze (s2, ep23)

An ex-con accused of extortion is interrogated. He calmly and smugly insists that he is innocent, but Friday and Gannon have a surprise for him: taped conversations and a voice analysis device.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Night Of The Execution (s3, ep13)

A tramp confesses to a crime. Unfortunately, the D.A. has already prosecuted another man.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Percentage (s3, ep14)

A young gangster tries to repay an old Army buddy by starting a business for him.

2:05am

Mannix

A Day Filled With Shadows (s4, ep11)

When a basketball star disappears, his family hires Mannix to hunt him down—before the syndicate does.

3:05am

Cannon

Press Pass To The Slammer (s2, ep23)

Tim Jardine was persuaded by his friends Amy and Claude to blackmail his father for 50,000 dollars. Nevertheless, Jardine's father is facing bankruptcy and Claude loses his patience and becomes a criminal.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Captives, The (s6, ep8)

A runaway housewife gets involved with a gang of thieves plotting an armored-car heist.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Betty Jo's Pen Pal (s2, ep8)

Betty Jo's Japanese pen pal, Nobuko, comes for a visit to the U.S. and stays at the Shady Rest.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Bedloe's Nightmare (s2, ep9)

A psychiatrist suggests that Homer Bedloe learns to love the Cannonball in order to stop the recent nightmares he has been experiencing about the engine.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Hills Of Home (s8, ep2)

The Clampetts head home to the Ozarks with the goal of getting Elly May married before Elverna Bradshaw's daughter does. And with the Silver Dollar Fair about to start, they believe they'll be able to meet a lot of young, single men. Granny has something else going on besides getting Elly a husband: she is fighting with her enemy, Elverna Bradshaw, and betting her granddaughter will marry before Elverna’s daughter.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jane Finds Elly A Man (s8, ep4)

Granny continues her search to get a man for Elly, though fears her mission might be harder with Elly having entered the cake-baking contest. Back at the mansion, Jethro becomes restless in Beverly Hills and decides to join his family in the hills, especially after hearing about the fair going on. Miss Jane comes along, being told by Drysdale to keep her watch on the family and not to let Elly get serious about a man.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

My Pop, My Pop, Pre-hysterical Man, I Eats My Spinach

"Popeye is building a boat when his daddy, Poopdeck Pappy, insists on helping., Olive Oyl discovers a caveman and dinosaur in Yellowstone Park., At the rodeo, Bluto sets his sights on Olive."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Advance And Be Mechanized, The Lost Chick, Haunted Mouse

"Tom is a space security guard and he uses his cat robot to chase Jerry's mouse robot as it attempts to sneak some cheese out of the Mining Facility., Two squirrels find an egg that rolled away from the mother hen's nest and when it hatches they do their best to try and take care of the chick., Jerry’s Uncle comes to visit him and, along with freeing some animals Tom has eaten, causes all kinds of havoc for the cat."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Tragic Magic, Tricky Trout, Broadway Bow Wows, Fair Weather Fiends, Kiddie Koncert, Kittens' Mittens, Kiddie League

"A magician tries to get revenge on Woody for heckling his act by asking him to assist with some tricks. However, Woody turns the table on the magician by casting his own magic spell on him., Chilly tries to steal trout from a trout hatchery run by Wally Walrus., John the showbiz dog leaves his fiancee and their double act for another woman only to return to her when her solo act is more successful than his., A storm strands Woody and Wolfie on a deserted island, and they battle each other to find food., Wally conducts a whimsical animal band., Three kittens blame their lost mittens on a vagabond cat, who will bear the punishment if they don't tell the truth., Woody's Kiddle League Baseball team is in the championships and antic ensue."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Rabbit Transit, A Tale Of Two Mice, Daffy Duck Hunt, Falling Hare, The Crackpot Quail, Hare-way To The Stars

"Bugs and Cecil Turtle decide to have their own "tortoise and the hare" race. , Babbit and Catstello try to steal some cheese from under the nose of the house cat. , Porky goes hunting with his dog. They encounter a completely wacky Daffy, who dodges all Porky's bullets and breaks into a can-can dance. , A gremlin hijacks a WWII bomber and Bugs must stop him before the gremlin does some serious damage. , A goofy dog decides to go off hunting for quails. He runs into a wise-guy quail similar to Bugs Bunny -- who gives him similar trouble. , Suffering from a rabbit-hangover, Bugs accidentally climbs onto a rocket ship and is taken to Marvin the Martian's home. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Simian Terror (s3, ep23)

A visit to the plantation of a U.S. Senator reveals a mysterious family past that intersects with a doctor infamous for his experiments with apes. The agents are lucky enough to arrive just as the Senator's forgotten giant son and his friend, a giant ape, are rampaging through the plantation.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Ricky And Laura Bell Story (s3, ep20)

Laurie and Ricky Bell uproot and go west, leaving their comforts in Baltimore. When Laurie announces she is pregnant, Ricky is less than happy as he feels she has just made their lives more complicated, especially where it concerns his needs.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Last Stage To Salt Flats (s2, ep12)

Stage passengers, including Victoria, Jarrod and Heath, are abandoned in the middle of the desert by robbers.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

All That (s7, ep5)

A rancher tries to save his property from foreclosure.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Anatomy Of A Lynching (s11, ep5)

Will Griner is acquitted of a murder after two key witnesses disappear before the trial. When a bloodthirsty lynch mob comes after him, thinking that he silenced the witnesses, Griner goes to the Cartwrights for help.

Don Grady guest stars!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Heller (s2, ep22)

After foiling a girl's attempt to rob the general store, Lucas finds that she and her brother are plotting the murder of their abusive stepfather.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Grasshopper (s2, ep23)

A condemned killer being transported by train murders a marshal and takes Mark hostage.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident At Seven Fingers (s6, ep30)

A black Army sergeant, being pursued by the Army on cowardice and desertion charges, joins Favor's trail drive. The troopers finally catch up to him, but Favor wonders how such a decent and competent person could be guilty of those charges.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Reasonable Man (s1, ep18)

A rancher having a dispute with his foster son hires Paladin to keep one of them from killing the other in a duel.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

The Hostage (s2, ep6)

Who needs enemies with friends like the residents of Rogue City? The townsfolk celebrate Randall for bringing in notorious killer Jumbo Kane, but just as quickly turn on him when Kane breaks loose and demands a hostage to ensure his escape.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

A Ducking They Did Go, A Plumbing We Will Go, Scrambled Brains, Rip, Sew, And Stitch, Horses' Collars, I'll Never Heil Again

"After recruiting the police chief, governor and mayor into what turns out to be a sham duck hunting club, the Stooges cleverly find a way to avoid jail. , To escape the police, the Stooges pose as plumbers and are hired to fix a leak in a fancy mansion. They wind up crossing the electrical system with the plumbing and generally ruin the place. One memorable scene has the lady of the house tuning into a television broadcast from Niagara Falls as a torrent of water pours from the set. To escape the wrath of the homeowners the Stooges escape through a magician's trap door. , A follow up to "You Natzy Spy", the Stooges have taken over the country of Moronica. Moe is Hailstone the Dictator, Curly is a Field Marshall and Larry is Minister of Propaganda. The Stooges are planning with their allies to conquer the world, which mainly consists of fighting over a globe. The former king's daughter gets into their headquarters and plants a bomb, which Curly detonates. All ends well as the king regains control of the country and the Stooges wind up as trophies on the wall. , Shemp is a sick man, suffering from hallucinations. His worst vision is that his ugly nurse Nora is actually beautiful. When Moe and Larry come to take him home from the sanitarium, they discover he's become engaged to Nora. On the way to Nora's apartment for the wedding, the boys get in a fight with a stranger who promises to get even with them if he ever sees them again. They arrive to finding Nora waiting for her father, who, when he arrives, turns out to be the man they just fought with. , The Stooges run a tailor shop and need money to pay their creditors. A bank robber leaves his coat in the shop with a combination to a safe. When the crook comes back to retrieve the coat, the Stooges capture him and get his bankroll. , The Stooges are private detectives in the old West trying to help a girl recover an IOU from a bad guy. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Black Cat ('34)

"Honeymooning in Hungary, Joan and Peter Allison share their train compartment with Dr. Vitus Verdegast, a courtly but tragic man who is returning to the remains of the town he defended before becoming a prisoner of war for fifteen years. When their hotel-bound bus crashes in a mountain storm and Joan is injured, the travellers seek refuge in the home, built fortress-like upon the site of a bloody battlefield, of famed architect Hjalmar Poelzig. There, cat-phobic Verdegast learns his wife's fate, grieves for his lost daughter, and must play a game of chess for Allison's life."

10:30pm

Batman

The Joker Goes To School (s1, ep15)

When the Joker attempts to recruit high school dropouts for his gang, it's up to Batman and Dick Grayson to teach the students to make better choices.

The ultimate fight between good and evil.

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Enemy Within (s1, ep5)

A transporter malfunction causes Captain Kirk to split into his "good" and "evil" selves, and a landing party will freezes to death if they don't merge the two back together.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Great Caesar's Ghost (s3, ep5)

Perry White is a key witness in a gangster trial. But on the eve of his testimony, he believes he hears a ghost. Superman must restore the editor's credibility.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Test Of A Warrior (s3, ep6)

Superman helps an Indian leader through superhuman ordeals to win the chief's bonnet of the tribe.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Welcome Stranger (s1, ep6)

Jimmy Hapgood lands on the planet and the Robinsons befriend him. After helping him fix his spaceship, the Robinsons try and convince him to take Will and Penny back to Earth with him. But Dr. Smith tries to get aboard the ship back to Earth.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Graveyard Of Fear (s2, ep19)

The Seaview is nearly destroyed by a giant Portuguese man o' war when a scientist tries to force Nelson and Crane to retrieve youth serum data from his sunken research ship.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Shell Game (s1, ep25)

A deaf boy tracks Fitzhugh to the Spindrift and takes it home to the seafront community where he lives. The Earthlings must recover it, and their only bargaining chip is their advanced knowledge with which they can build a hearing aid for the boy.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Reign Of Terror (s1, ep10)

In Paris during the French Revolution, the time travelers agree to aid Marie Antoinette in exchange for safe-conduct passes.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Enemy (s2, ep5)

A woman discovers an injured alien.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Fugitive

"Adams saves a man, Will Boker, from drowning. Will states he lost his possessions by the river. Adams goes back but finds a lot of money in a carpetbag. He questions Will, who says he came by it accidentally - or did he really?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

King Of Beasts

"Comparisons and contrasts are drawn as Marlin and Jim analyze the behavior of the lion in his natural habitat in Africa and in the zoo."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Crater Of Gold

"Rivers of fire and erupting volcanoes in British East Africa have created a crater called Ngora Ngora, which shields the great herds of African wildlife from the advances of man. By plane to the top of the crater and by jeep into the crater, we study one of the truly last strongholds of the wild kingdom."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Vanishing With The Wilderness

"What happens to the creatures living in the wilderness when their natural habitat is destroyed? Some die out…others move to a new home, and some like the coyote and opossum have journeyed far beyond their original range. Others move in, attracted by food or by the elimination of their natural enemies. Camped in a wilderness area on the fringe of civilization, Marlin Perkins explores the why and hows of this cross-migration."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Land Of Quaking Earth

"In the southeastern coastal plain of the United States in Georgia, there exists one of the world’s truly unique jingle swamps named by the Indians OKEEFENOKEE (land of floating islands). Here in this intricate maze of river-ways with its ferns, grasses and cane growths, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore a fairytale jungle that is one of the last strongholds of the alligator. The jungle suddenly becomes marshland, also called wet prairies, with water 1 to 4 feet deep. Here in profusion fly hundreds of American egrets, the swamp fisherman. Jim uses the Indian soap plant to wash his hands, and Marlin tries to balance on one of the floating hammocks or floating islands of “quaking earth.” We witness the lassoing, from a boat, of a bear that has moved in too close to civilization. After being caged, he is moved into the interior on an island that can support him, and we follow his encounters with an alligator, a skunk, and an alligator snapping turtle."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Trailing The Midnight Sun

"Winter is night, summer is day, and you need your wits to survive in the forbidding land north of the Arctic Circle. In this story you go by walrus skin boat, dogsled, airplane and helicopter. You hunt seal with Eskimos, find polar bear and beluga whale. You round up a large herd of reindeer and tag them for conservation officials. And you watch Jim Fowler discover a far-north version of a popular rodeo event: bulldogging moose from a helicopter."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Winter Comes To Yellowstone

"All roads are closed, but by helicopter and snow plane Marlin and Jim travel though the park to uncover a fascinating story of animal life in winter."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Eenie, Meenie, Mommy, Daddy (s1, ep3)

Cindy has been cast as in the school play, but learns she can only invite one parent to the show. Torn between whom she should choose, Cindy fakes an injury to get out of being in the play altogether.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (s1, ep4)

No longer feeling needed around the Brady household, Alice makes up a story about an ailing aunt in Seattle in order to leave. Later the family finds out the truth and launches "Operation Alice" in an attempt to make her stay.

11:00am

Happy Days

The Cunningham Caper (s2, ep14)

An ill Richie is home alone while the rest of the family go to see Cinerama. Hearing noises downstairs, he investigates and finds a burglar!

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

It's A Dog's Life (s4, ep13)

Shirley handcuffs herself to a homeless dog at the pound to protest the animal's impending death.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Visitor From Italy (s6, ep5)

Mario, the Ricardos and Mertzes' gondolier in Venice, comes to New York to surprise his brother, Dominic, but turns up at the Ricardos' apartment when he can't find him. Lucy is sure Dominic is in San Francisco and sets out to help Mario raise the bus fare. Her earnest efforts pay off in a surprising way.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Most Interesting Character (s2, ep39)

Miss Landers assigns Beaver's class to write a short essay about the most interesting character they know. While Judy writes about her dad, Beaver debates over whom he should write about. Beaver finally decides to write about Ward, but Beaver isn't sure if Ward is interesting enough.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Blind Date Committee (s3, ep1)

Wally becomes the chairman of the blind date committee for an upcoming dance. However, Wally quickly wants to resign from the position when he can't find anyone to go with the new girl, Jill Bartlett.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Wedding Plans (s8, ep5)

After Matthew Templeton says he’d be proud to marry Elly, the Clampetts begin to plan and rehearse Elly's wedding. Meanwhile, Drysdale tries to stop this wedding from happening, or at least from losing his largest account. He goes to Silver Dollar City and decides to buy the Bank of Bugtussle so he can still handle his favorite account.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Buys Central Park (s8, ep6)

Granny and Elly are preparing for the wedding, but a big blow comes when Matthew mentions that he has a wife, and Granny learns he is really a preacher, saying he’d marry Elly because he marries people every day. Meanwhile, con man Shifty Shafer, a.k.a. Honest John, comes to Silver Dollar City and, after hearing how much money they have, he persuades the hillbillies to go to New York with him.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

The Little Dictator (s2, ep3)

The exiled president of a revolution-torn country visits the island.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Smile, You're On Mars Camera (s2, ep4)

A NASA satellite with a TV camera, accidentally lands on the island instead of the intended target: Mars.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Mama's Layaway Plan (s5, ep)

When Mama is one of only two people at cousin Ludie's funeral, she decides to spend funds meant for a family vacation and bowling competition to ensure a suitable funeral for herself.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

My Phony Valentine (s5, ep)

When Mama claims to have a date for Valentine's Day, Iola hires an escort—and it's painfully obvious that he's an escort.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

The Lady From Laramie (s5, ep2)

A woman falls for a paid escort; Gopher learns about a ghost aboard; Vicki aims for sophistication to attract a boy.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Andrew Somer- Smurfs

"Andrew Somer shares his smurf-tastic Smurf collection, including original Smurf toy prototypes, sentimental pieces from a lifetime of collecting, rare vintage store displays, and more. Expert appraiser John Ragusa attempts to make a “smurfy” trade with Andrew by bringing him something that’s a perfect match for his love of both store displays and Smurf."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Snap Judgment: Part 1 (s10, ep7)

The military police think they've solved a rash of thefts at the 4077th when they apprehend Klinger with Hawkeye's stolen camera.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Snappier Judgment: Part 2 (s10, ep8)

B.J. and Hawkeye resolve to clear Klinger's name after he chooses Winchester to defend him at his military court-martial.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Et Tu, Archie (s4, ep18)

Archie is all excited when an old friend whom he used to work with, Joe Tucker, stops by for a visit. Archie soon discovers that Joe, who has been unemployed for quite some time, is trying to get a job at Archie's plant. Archie soon tries to sabotage Joe's efforts to land a job at the loading dock because he's afraid the man might be in line for his position.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Gloria's Boyfriend (s4, ep19)

Gloria befriends the box boy, George, who works at the local supermarket and happens to be mentally handicapped. When Archie discovers this, all of his misconceptions come pouring out and he encourages Gloria not to lead him on. Meanwhile, Archie encourages George to take a break at the Bunker's while George is still on the clock. George's father storms over to the Bunker's home with the bad news that George has been fired.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Lionel's Engagement (s4, ep20)

Edith, Mike and Gloria are each extended a special invitation to attend Lionel's engagement party. However, Archie isn't invited, that is until a big argument between Louise and George results in Louise deciding to invite him. Later, during the party, George is in for a big shock when it turns out that Lionel's fiancée, Jennie has interracial parents.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie Eats And Runs (s4, ep21)

Archie comes home for a nice dinner that Edith has prepared: beef and mushroom stew. Later, when Mike comes to the table for dinner, he finds Archie has completely finished his meal and then breaks the news that there has been a recall at the supermarkets of a certain brand of mushroom. Convinced that he has food poisoning, Archie rushes down to the hospital for treatment.

10:00pm

Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics

San Francisco Scene

"Jefferson Airplane - "Crown of Creation"; Santana - "Persuasion"; Janis Joplin - "Raise Your Hand"; Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Down On The Corner"; Sly & The Family Stone - " Everyday People"; Sly & The Family Stone - "Dance To The Music"."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Gwen Verdon And Pat Boone

"Guests Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone. Originally aired on 11/03/69."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

I Do Not Choose To Run: Part 1 (s5, ep16)

Rob is asked to run for city councilman.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Making Of A Councilman: Part 2 (s5, ep17)

While running for New Rochelle city councilman, Rob realizes his opponent is much more knowledgeable.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Brother Ralph (s4, ep9)

Ralph, after making a suggestion at work, is laid off. Alice decides to take a job as a secretary, but tells her boss that Ralph is her brother.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Printer's Devil (s4, ep9)

His newspaper in financial trouble, a man agrees when a stranger appears and offers to pay off the debts and run the linotype machine.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Together (s3, ep15)

A man is trapped in an office with the body of the woman he just murdered.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Missile (aka Torpedo) (s5, ep16)

The IMF dupe two foreign agents into gathering intelligence on a bogus missile guidance system. However, the mission is interrupted when a psychotic kidnaps Dana.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Scapegoat (s2, ep20)

A man who knew Kimble during one of his disguises, meets him again. He tells him that on one of his hurried, silent departures from a town, he left behind evidence which indicated he was dead and an innocent man is being held for his murder.

4:00am

Harry O

Mayday

"The fact that Senator John Elton miraculously survived the plane crash and Ellen Nevin's husband (pilot of the plane) was killed, leaves no doubt in her mind: it's murder. She hires private investigator Harry O to prove it."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Prophet (s2, ep18)

Friday and Gannon are convinced that "Brother" William Bentley's Temple of the Expanded Mind is just a sham—a front for Bentley to sell LSD to the students of a nearby elementary school.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Amateur Cop (s2, ep19)

Citizens are full of praise for Officer Gideon C. Dengle, wanting to bestow him with awards, honors and home-baked cookies. There's only one problem: there's no such officer in the LAPD.

6:00am

Adam-12

Clear With A Civilian: Part 1 (s5, ep14)

Reed starts a flu epidemic that decimates the city's police force, forcing him and Malloy to work a double shift. During day watch, he and Malloy encounter a bookmaker being held at gunpoint, mediate a dispute over a cantaloupe, investigate a possible robbery in progress, engage in a foot chase with an athletic young man and pull over a motorist who turns out to be a VIP.

Rose Marie guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Clear With A Civilian: Part 2 (s5, ep15)

Newly appointed Police Commissioner Edna Dixon accompanies Malloy and Reed on night watch, where they deal with a naked elderly wino at a bar, try to diffuse a possible riot situation following a gang-related stabbing and pursue a deaf teenager in a stolen car.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Southern Trek

"Bill and Toony celebrate the Christmas in July traditions of the Southern Hemisphere... and meet South Pole Santa!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Takes A Bath (s3, ep2)

Ward and June allow Wally to babysit Beaver one evening while they attend a party. However, things go awry when Beaver gets ready to take a bath. He accidentally lets the bathtub overflow, causing the water to leak onto the bathroom floor and into the downstairs ceiling.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Prize (s3, ep4)

After leaving the cap off the ink, Beaver is grounded to the house for a whole day after spilled ink ruins some of Ward's papers. However, Larry and Beaver sneak out to the movies and when Beaver wins a bike, he must find a way to keep it a secret from his parents.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Tsarina's Tiara (s9, ep23)

When a jeweler and gem expert is pulled over for speeding, the corpse of an international jewel thief is found in the trunk.

10:00am

Matlock

The Heiress (s2, ep)

When a troubled young woman is accused of murder, her late father's former business partner hires Matlock to prove her innocence.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Love Lost (s7, ep6)

Lana's ex-boyfriend comes to see her and brings a load of stolen rifles with him.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Rebellion (s5, ep14)

Another woman begins to play the church organ instead of Grandma which upsets Grandma

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Long, Long Trail (s7, ep6)

Matt accompanies a young woman on a treacherous journey across the desert, where the pair must brave sandstorms, thirst and Indians.

2:00pm

Bonanza

To Stop A War (s11, ep6)

Dan Logan is hired as a range detective to stop a cattle rustling outbreak, but when he is framed for murder he needs the help his old friends, the Cartwrights.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

A Time For Singing (s2, ep24)

Mark discovers that the new preacher and his wife are impostors planning a robbery.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Deserter (s2, ep25)

Lucas and Marshal Torrance get into trouble with the Army when they try to help a wounded young soldier who deserted.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Tom Tuckett Story (s3, ep21)

Ever since he was young, Tom Tuckett has been sent to good schools and looked after by an unknown benefactor. When he joins the wagon train, Tuckett sets out to discover who the mysterious benefactor is—and is shocked when the individual's identity is reveal.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Smoke Eater (s4, ep16)

A temporary captain from "the old school" doesn't feel Gage and DeSoto should be practicing "medicine." An elderly man sets his chair on fire. Dr. Early keeps coming up with oranges when all he wants is an apple. The paramedics struggle to save a heart attack victim. A boy with asthma gets trapped in a storm drain. Dr. Brackett uses an old-fashioned sedative on a biker.

A classic Christmas episode!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

'twas The Day After Christmas (s10, ep9)

To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Follies Of The Living - Concerns Of The Dead (s10, ep10)

While suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Birthday Girls (s10, ep11)

Margaret's birthday plans are spoiled when she and Klinger get stranded on a desolate roadside. Meanwhile, Charles gives a lecture for Margaret, and the surgeons assist in the delivery of a calf.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Blood And Guts (s10, ep12)

Hawkeye is outraged when a sensationalistic war correspondent, Clayton Kibbee, reports irresponsible G.I. stunts as tales of military valor.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Party Line (s5, ep1)

Granny and Jethro return to Elly and Jed after visiting Pearl back home. Granny returns with presents and a new device, a telephone. For Granny, this phone is high tech. She gets Jethro to install it, but he installs wrong, connecting wires to a light pole instead of a telephone pole, electrocuting himself, causing it to blow up and making Granny go temporarily deaf.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Hello, Mom (s4, ep10)

"Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law. "

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Missing Klink (s4, ep15)

Hogan plans to kidnap Burkhalter to trade him for an underground agent but ends up with Klink.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Who Stole My Copy Of Mein Kampf? (s4, ep16)

Hogan plans to eliminate a beautiful allied defector who is giving Klink an award.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Howling Man (s2, ep5)

A man on a walking trip of post-World War I Europe gets caught in a storm. He takes shelter in a remote monastery and finds a mysterious prisoner.

Werner Klemperer guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Two-faced Turnabout (s6, ep18)

When a Balkan dictator with ties to an American businessman dies, the race is on to destroy papers belonging to him that may implicate the businessman in corruption.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Suicide Attempt (s2, ep24)

Friday and Gannon learn that a young man has called his mother from Hollywood "to say goodbye." With the help of the man's sister, the two detectives trace the impending suicide to a hotel with more than 1,200 rooms.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Sylvia (s3, ep16)

Sylvia will do anything to get her ex-husband back into her life.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Motive (s3, ep17)

Tommy Greer is a crime buff who decides to commit a motiveless murder in order to confuse the police, selecting his victim from a phone book at random.

2:05am

Mannix

Voices In The Dark (s4, ep22)

A former championship diver, now disabled, believes she is going to be murdered after receiving death threats.

3:05am

Cannon

Deadly Heritage (s2, ep24)

Publisher Quigley asks Cannon for help. He believes that hotel proprietor Rawdon has killed six girls. When the seventh victim is found, however, it's Quigley himself who becomes the prime suspect. A lab assistant manipulates the samples used in the framework of the murders.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Reincarnation (s6, ep9)

Barnaby looks into a 20-year-old case hoping to find clues to an elderly doctor's death.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Starlet (s2, ep20)

A teenage runaway, intent on becoming a star, has instead wound up in pornographic films. Acting on behalf of the girl's aunt, Friday and Gannon try to find the young "starlet."

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Clan (s2, ep21)

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

6:00am

Adam-12

Citizen's Arrest - 484 (s5, ep16)

Malloy and Reed search for a suspected child stealer who has escaped custody with the baby after being arrested for shoplifting baby formula. Meanwhile, Reed has to think quickly when he is held at gunpoint while responding to a burglary.

6:30am

Adam-12

The Beast (s5, ep17)

Malloy and Reed have a difficult night ahead of them when they get stuck with an old patrol car that it is riddled with problems. On patrol, they deal with a female car thief, chase down a prowler with a sympathetic story, pull over a motorist who points out an ironic detail, investigate suspicious activity at a warehouse and pursue an armed robbery suspect.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Santa Cruise

"Bill and Toony enjoy some fun in the sun aboard a Santa Cruise!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Baby Picture (s3, ep5)

Beaver's class holds a "Most Beautiful Baby" contest in which each student is supposed to bring in a baby picture. To make the deadline, June picks out a cute picture of Beaver at the last minute and sends it to Miss Landers, not realizing that the cute picture may cause Beaver embarrassment.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Takes A Walk (s3, ep6)

Ward saves an old pedometer from being thrown out and gives it to Beaver, but not before telling him a story about when he was a kid he would walk 20 miles a day. Taking the story literally, Beaver makes a bet with Whitey that he, too, can walk 20 miles in a day.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fanciful Frail (s9, ep24)

Things keep going from awful to good grief for poor Ethel Andrews. First she's left at the altar by her fiancee, Bruce Strickland, who also lets her take the blame for a $50,000 securities theft.

10:00am

Matlock

The Lemon (s3, ep)

When Matlock's new neighbor, Les "Ace" Calhoun (Don Knotts), is charged with murdering the used car salesman who sold him a lemon, Matlock takes the case to prove that more than one person had a motive.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Singin' The Blues (s7, ep7)

Luann moonlights as a singer at a nightclub and finds romance with the clubs owner. Her happiness is short-lived when she realizes that the bartender is dealing drugs.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Ferris Wheel (s5, ep15)

Elizabeth has nightmares about being trapped on a Ferris wheel.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Squaw (s7, ep7)

A young man is unwelcoming toward the young Indian bride his father brings home.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Medal (s11, ep7)

When Matthew Rush runs afoul the embittered Nagle clan, he and his love, Susan, the Nagle's daughter, fear for their lives and turn to the Cartwrights for help.

Johnny Crawford's favorite episode of the series.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Vision (s2, ep26)

After Mark contracts typhoid fever and has a vision of his dead mother, he no longer seems interested in getting well.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Lariat (s2, ep27)

An old friend of Lucas's returns to town in the company of a shady gambler and is accused of cheating at cards.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Tracy Sadler Story (s3, ep22)

David Forest always believed his father to be as he claimed. When Tracy Sadler joins the wagon train his beliefs are altered when he slowly and painfully learns the truth about his father's past.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Kidding (s4, ep17)

Johnny is assigned to conduct a school tour of Rampart hospital; the youngsters are highly inquisitive. A veteran mentally reliving a battle is subdued by the paramedics; he turns out to have a brain tumor. A woman gets stuck in a dog door. A famous novelist attempts suicide. A cargo plane crashes in a residential area, hitting a school bus.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Holy Mess (s10, ep13)

An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer.

Academy Award nominee Laurence Fishburne guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Tooth Shall Set You Free (s10, ep14)

Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Pressure Points (s10, ep15)

Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Where There's A Will, There's A War (s10, ep16)

Hawkeye goes to help at an aid station, and under heavy shelling he draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Soup Contest (s5, ep2)

Granny enters Elly in a soup-making contest, with her own Snider Surprise soup. When Jed finds out Granny cheated, he demands that she pull Elly May out of the contest. But Granny refuses to because this is a way to get Elly a husband. She tricks Jed into believing she got Elly out of the contest and gets him to go hunting, just in time. The men from Savory Soup visit the mansion and are amazed by the beautiful Elly, thinking she’d be a beetle.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Deciding Vote (s4, ep11)

Ralph is busy buying Alice a vacuum while Norton is the deciding vote in the Raccoon election for convention manager.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Operation Hannibal (s4, ep17)

Hogan and the daughter of a German general try to photograph her father's plans designed to prolong the war.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

My Favorite Prisoner (s4, ep18)

A baroness is asked by Klink to get secrets out of Hogan, and he complies by giving her a British agent with phony invasion plans.

Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Eye Of The Beholder (s2, ep6)

A bandaged young woman awaits the outcome of an experimental treatment that has been administered to her in a last-ditch effort to make her appear normal.

Walter Pidgeon steps in for Raymond Burr to command the courtroom!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Surplus Suitor (s6, ep19)

After a wealthy heiress' uncle is found dead, she is charged with the murder.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Departure (s2, ep25)

Petty theft from drug and hardware stores leads to a group of four teens who are determined to start their own nation on a remote island off the California coast.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Miss Bracegirdle Does Her Duty (s3, ep18)

An elderly maid leaves the parsonage in search of her sister.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Equalizer (s3, ep19)

Eldon Marsh sets out to confront the man who stole his wife from him.

2:05am

Mannix

The Color Of Murder (s4, ep24)

A witness against a crime boss is murdered just before he can reveal the syndicate's plans.

3:05am

Cannon

He Who Digs A Grave (part 1)

"A serial murder targets Cannon as his next victim. At first the homicide wanted to be finally released from his compulsion to kill. Cannon accepted to help him. But Cannon got too involved in the killer's demands."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Shadow Of Fear (s6, ep10)

While on vacation, Betty meets a doctor who's being stalked by a trio of bikers.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Little Victim (s2, ep22)

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Squeeze (s2, ep23)

An ex-con accused of extortion is interrogated. He calmly and smugly insists that he is innocent, but Friday and Gannon have a surprise for him: taped conversations and a voice analysis device.

6:00am

Adam-12

Killing Ground (s5, ep18)

During a seemingly routine traffic stop, Malloy and Reed are ambushed and kidnapped by two men who are on the run after a foiled robbery attempt. Their only hope is a young woman who is led to believe that Malloy and Reed killed her brother.

6:30am

Adam-12

Nightwatch (s5, ep19)

Reed thinks he can haggle another $12.50 off a used car, but malloy warns him that he's pushing his luck. On patrol, they test a suspected drunk driver who hit a light pole, investigate a home invasion that results in a man fatally shooting his ex-son-in-

7:00am

Toon In With Me

The Elves And Flip-flop Maker

"The classic tale of "The Elves and the Shoemaker" is given a summer Toony twist!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Borrowed Boat (s3, ep7)

Larry and Beaver spend the day at the lake, which is where they encounter two kids who let them borrow their boat. However, little do Larry and Beaver know, the boat is stolen.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Tree (s3, ep8)

While his class is reciting a poem about trees, Beaver remembers a tree that Ward had given him for his birthday when they lived at their old house. Wanting "his" tree back, Beaver and Larry go to Beaver's old home and promptly dig it up.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Unwelcome Well (s9, ep25)

Powerful and avaricious businessman Jerome Klee has made a fortune in oil and intends to make a lot more. But after crossing a business associate and his wife, he turns up dead.

10:00am

Matlock

The Ambassador: Part 1 (s3, ep)

Anthony Stewart is charged with murdering Michael Russell, the husband of the woman with whom he has been sleeping. Although Stewart, a visiting British ambassador, has diplomatic immunity, he refuses to use it and wants to clean his name.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Virgil Tibbs: Attorney At Law (s7, ep8)

Attorney Virgil Tibbs returns to Sparta and is soon assigned his first case as a defense attorney.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Elopement (s5, ep16)

The forestry student who previously visited Waltons Mountain (in "The Competition"") now returns

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Chesterland (s7, ep8)

Chester purchases a piece of land when he gets engaged.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Stalker (s11, ep8)

After he shoots and kills an armed robber, Candy helps the man's widow and young son run their farm—while the widow plans her revenge.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Smoke Screen (s2, ep28)

Several men are vying for a rancher's daughter's affections. When she is found dead, one of them becomes the prime suspect in her murder.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Shotgun Man (s2, ep29)

Shotgun man John Beaumont, who Lucas sent to prison, returns with vengeance on his mind.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Alexander Portlass Story (s3, ep23)

Kidnapped, Flint is forced to scout and find a lost Aztec treasure. As some of the men were previously thrown off the wagon train, their unfriendliness is certain unless he can help them find the lost treasure of Montezuma.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Prestidigitation (s4, ep18)

Johnny is assigned to conduct a school tour of Rampart hospital. A veteran mentally reliving a battle is subdued by the paramedics. A woman gets stuck in a dog door. A famous novelist attempts suicide. A cargo plane crashes in a residential area, hitting a school bus.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Promotion Commotion (s10, ep17)

Winchester, Pierce and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Heroes (s10, ep18)

Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, "Gentleman" Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Sons And Bowlers (s10, ep19)

After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger are the only two good bowlers in the camp, so BJ and Father Mulcahy are "recruited" to the team.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Picture This (s10, ep20)

Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen back together.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro Takes Love Lessons (s5, ep3)

Dash Riprock gives Jethro advice on how to get a girl he really likes. Jethro follows it, but he doesn't have the talent with women Dash does. He has two dates with Susie and both end terribly. Jethro ends up losing the girl, but gets what he really loves—food, three-dozen hamburgers to be exact.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Something Fishy (s4, ep12)

Ralph and Norton don't want to take their wives on a Raccoon fishing trip.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Watch The Trains Go By (s4, ep19)

Hogan arranges for Burkhalter's sister to keep Klink occupied, so he can leave camp and blow up a train.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Klink's Old Flame (s4, ep20)

Hogan uses the car of an SS man who's just married Klink's old girlfriend and is honeymooning in Paris, where Hogan needs to pass radios to the underground.

William Shatner experiences terror, this time at a lonely diner.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Nick Of Time (s2, ep7)

A superstitious newlywed becomes obsessed by a penny fortune-telling machine when he and his new wife are stranded with car trouble.

Lee Van Cleef guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golden Oranges (s6, ep20)

Mason goes to the dogs when his defense of a murder suspect hinges on a surprise witness—a dog named Hard Tack. It seems as though Hard Tack holds the key to the murder of a developer who planned to bulldoze orange groves.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Investigation (s2, ep26)

Friday and Gannon are screening applicants for the Police Academy. One seems to have all the right qualifications, except that six months are missing from his application.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

On The Nose (s3, ep20)

A woman has problems staying away from the race track and it threatens her marriage.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Guest For Breakfast

"A marriage about to be broken is saved by a killer."

2:05am

Mannix

Shadow Play (s4, ep23)

The wife of a money man for the mob is killed during a hit-and-run accident.

3:05am

Cannon

He Who Digs A Grave: Part 2 (s3, ep2)

A lady journalist is forced to reveal her sources in a murder news or she will go to jail on a contempt charge. She enlist Cannon's service to unravel the murder of a missing excursionist.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Devil's Handmaiden, The (s6, ep11)

A girl begins to see future fatal accidents while exploring the occult.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Suicide Attempt (s2, ep24)

Friday and Gannon learn that a young man has called his mother from Hollywood "to say goodbye." With the help of the man's sister, the two detectives trace the impending suicide to a hotel with more than 1,200 rooms.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Departure (s2, ep25)

Petty theft from drug and hardware stores leads to a group of four teens who are determined to start their own nation on a remote island off the California coast.

6:00am

Adam-12

Suspended (s5, ep20)

While off duty following shooting re-qualification, Reed fires his weapon at a would-be unarmed mugger whose armed accomplish drives off. When the would-be suspect later dies, the unfortunate circumstances leave Reed facing a possible suspension and murder charge.

6:30am

Adam-12

A Fool And His Money (s5, ep21)

Malloy wins $10,000 in a contest to name a new woman's shampoo, resulting in a lot of unwanted advice on how to use the money. On patrol, he and reed deal with a loud music complaint that has a romantic sub-context, encounter a sniper perched atop a parki

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Oh What A Chocolatey Surprise!

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Teacher Comes To Dinner (s3, ep9)

Beaver gets a surprise when June invites Miss Landers over for dinner and Larry convinces him that something bad might happen. This leads Beaver to become a nervous wreck as he tries to make sure his parents don't do anything to embarrass him. Meanwhile, Larry charges a quarter to anyone who wants to spy on Miss Landers eating dinner at the Cleavers.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Fortune (s3, ep10)

Beaver has his fortune read by a machine and becomes convinced nothing but good luck is headed his way. However, he doesn't feel that way when Larry sets it up so that Beaver will have to fight a 5th grader, Sonny Cartwright.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Dead Ringer (s9, ep26)

While Mason is representing Barbara Kramer, who accuses Otis Swanson of stealing her father's intellectual property, Swanson hatches a nefarious scheme to discredit Mason and distract him from the case. Mason loses the case; however, Swanson soon turns up dead and Mason now defends Kramer.

10:00am

Matlock

Ambassador, The (part 2)

"After Anthony Stewart is nearly killed in a hit and run, Matlock realises that the only way to clear him is to find Shelby Russell, the supposed witness whose claim put Stewart in the hot seat in the first place. He tracks her down via her mother, and tells her that if she doesn't take the stand, her lover will go down for Michael Russell's murder."

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Every Man's Family (s7, ep9)

Bubba travels to Atlanta to help his nephew after the boy overdoses on drugs. He soon teams up with a street wise cop to take down the drug ring.

12:00pm

The Waltons

John's Crossroad (s5, ep17)

John takes a job away from home to make more money

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Milly (s7, ep9)

Milly Glover decides to marry the first available man in order to support herself and her brother.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Meena (s11, ep9)

Joe and Candy help a timid young woman stand up to her domineering father.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Sins Of The Father (s2, ep30)

After shooting a man in self-defense, Andy Moon turns to Lucas for protection from his vengeful brothers.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Prodigal (s2, ep31)

To keep his invalid mother happy, an outlaw forces Lucas and Mark to go along with a masquerade that he is the owner of Lucas' ranch.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Christine Elliot Story (s3, ep24)

Her father on his deathbed, Christine Elliot decides to fulfill his dream of a boys school and joins the wagon train. However, one man is determined to stop her unless he collects his pound of flesh.

5:00pm

Emergency!

It's How You Play The Game (s4, ep19)

John agrees that the losing baseball team at the fireman's picnic will pay for the picnic. Chet becomes Station 51's only hope when their pitcher breaks his arm. A drunk driver becomes violent after crashing his car; another man is trapped in a car with a tiger. A man with a back problem must be extricated from his waterbed.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

That Darn Kid (s10, ep21)

Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling its milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.

Kellye Nakahara gets her big moment and Rita Wilson guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Hey, Look Me Over (s11, ep1)

Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to nurses besides her.

George Wendt makes a guest appearance on Halloween!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Trick Or Treatment (s11, ep2)

It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trades ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Foreign Affairs (s11, ep3)

The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Badger Game (s5, ep4)

A young girl shows up at the Clampett mansion, claiming she is a friend from back home, Emaline Fetty. The Clampetts welcome her into their house. But it turns out that Emaline is working with someone to blackmail the Clampetts. She takes pictures of her and Jed in a compromising position. Colonel Foxhall, the man who is in control of the caper, and Emaline develop the photos and show them to Jane and Drysdale, who believe something else is going on.

A classic Christmas episode!

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

'twas The Night Before Christmas (s4, ep13)

Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present when someone else gets her the same thing he did.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Up In Klink's Room (s4, ep21)

Hogan gets himself sent to the hospital so he can get information from a wounded agent.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Purchasing Plan (s4, ep22)

Hogan and crew are ordered to deliver airdropped ammo to the underground.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Trouble With Templeton (s2, ep9)

An aging actor longing for the good old days is given a sobering glimpse of the past he holds so dear.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lawful Lazarus (s6, ep21)

When a man declared legally dead suddenly re-appears and tries to get a hold of his dying wife's money in order to protect their children's interests, her entire family rallies against him until one of them turns up murdered. "Lazarus" is naturally charged.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Gambler (s2, ep27)

More than $100,000 has been embezzled from an industrial company. An investigation of the employees leads Friday and Gannon to a habitual gambler.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Return Of The Hero (s3, ep22)

A war hero must choose between a new love and the girl he left behind.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Right Kind Of A House (s3, ep23)

A woman schemes to avenge her son's death with a unique plan.

2:05am

Mannix

Overkill (s4, ep17)

Mannix gets involved with the case of a serial killer after his friend becomes the latest victim. But not all is as it seems when he discovers the killer may not be responsible for every murder.

3:05am

Cannon

Memo From A Dead Man (s3, ep3)

A rich lady, Cecilia Lasher, hires Cannon to locate the son her husband abandoned years before. She turns to Cannon after being blackmailed and terrorized.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Prisoner Of Deceit (s6, ep12)

Barnaby investigates the death of a reporter who was about to break a huge story.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Investigation (s2, ep26)

Friday and Gannon are screening applicants for the Police Academy. One seems to have all the right qualifications, except that six months are missing from his application.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Gambler (s2, ep27)

More than $100,000 has been embezzled from an industrial company. An investigation of the employees leads Friday and Gannon to a habitual gambler.

6:00am

Adam-12

Anatomy Of A 415 (s5, ep22)

Malloy and Reed return a young runaway to his home while responding to a domestic disturbance call at the same address, discovering a dysfunctional situation that appears to be escalating toward a tragic conclusion. In the meantime, they search for a female drug pusher who mistakes a stranger for a fellow pusher, investigate a man attempting to force his way into a truck and encounter a wino riding a stolen bike at night.

6:30am

Adam-12

Keeping Tabs (s5, ep23)

Malloy and Reed are stunned to discover that the driver who led them on a high-speed chase is the son of Sgt. MacDonald, and Malloy takes it upon himself to help his boss figure out why the young man is acting out. In the meantime, they investigate a possible burglary in progress at an apartment building, mediate a dispute at a park over an elderly woman feeding ducks, respond to a call of two armed men fighting over a woman and deal with a wino who is attempting to direct traffic at a busy intersection.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Joyful Jolly July

"Bill and Toony celebrate Jolly July!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Makes A Loan (s3, ep11)

Ward loans Beaver 25 cents but gives him a dollar, expecting 75 cents as change. However, Larry manages to convince Beaver to loan him the 75 cents. When Larry doesn't pay him back when he said he was going to, a feud erupts.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver The Magician (s3, ep12)

Beaver buys a common magic trick but is disappointed by everyone's "that's nice" reaction. He gets a totally different reaction out of Bengie, however, when Larry and Beaver convince him that Beaver has been turned into a rock.

Raymond Burr plays a dual role in this memorable episode!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Misguided Model (s9, ep27)

After he accidentally kills his friend's attacker—and she has him dispose of the body without alerting the authorities—a guilt-stricken ex-boxer decides to report the incident to Mason.

10:00am

Matlock

The Mistress (s3, ep)

Matlock agrees to defend Laura McCord after she's charged with murdering her husband, David, in a jealous rage. Matlock and Julie soon realize that David's lover is the key to the case, but she seems to have disappeared.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Baby Called Rocket (s7, ep10)

A neglected baby stirs maternal feelings in Luann.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Career Girl (s5, ep18)

Erin graduates from high school still having no direction for her life

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Indian Ford (s7, ep10)

Matt helps an Indian-hating officer find a white girl, hoping the search will not end in violence.

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Darker Shadow (s11, ep10)

Joe's friend, Wade Turner, is struck a devastating blow when he develops a brain tumor that afflicts him a paralyzing sensitivity to bright light and will soon render him blind.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Fourflusher (s2, ep32)

A sharecropper enters his colt in a horse race, hoping to win enough money to buy his farm from the owner, who has bet on Mark McCain's entry.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Jailbird (s2, ep33)

When Lucas hires an ex-con as a ranch hand, the man is the first one under suspicion when a robbery and murder occur in the area.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Joshua Gilliam Story (s3, ep25)

Bill and the Major find a man lying hurt, and bring him into the wagon train. When he meets an innocent woman in the group who has an inheritance waiting for her, he shows other skills besides being just a schoolteacher—and her mother is wary.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Mouse (s4, ep20)

An elderly man is trapped in his burning house. Chet becomes obsessed with ridding the station of an uninvited guest. Paramedics and doctors treat a man who suffers repeated cardiac arrests. Dixie comforts the husband of an elderly patient. Roy and John help break up a fight. Several crises occur at an apartment house hit by a jet fighter.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Joker Is Wild (s11, ep4)

Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Who Knew? (s11, ep5)

Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bombshells (s11, ep6)

Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a wounded soldier, and is less than impressed when he is presented with a Bronze Star.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Settling Debts (s11, ep7)

Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Badgers Return (s5, ep5)

Drysdale is intent on getting the Clampetts to identify Colonel Foxhall and Emaline Fetty as dangerous criminals. Emaline is in hiding, but visits Jethro, tricking him into helping her hide from the police. The Clampetts mistake the officer that brought Foxhall as a criminal, and Foxhall gets away from the man holding him and hides in the Clampett mansion.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Man From Space (s4, ep14)

When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Witness (s4, ep23)

Hogan faces a startling development: His captors are sending him to America to demand surrender—with a super weapon supposedly supplied by the Russians.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Dish (s4, ep24)

Hogan must destroy an anti-aircraft defense system designed by a beautiful English woman who may have defected to Germany.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A Most Unusual Camera (s2, ep10)

Small-time crooks end up with a camera that takes photos of events five minutes into the future.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Velvet Claws (s6, ep22)

A photographer snaps a picture of politico Harrison Burke and a married woman, Eva Belter, as they leave a local gambling establishment. Eva goes to Mason for help and tells him that a scandal sheet called "Spicy Bits" is blackmailing her.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Problem (s2, ep28)

Friday and Gannon are on a mission to bolster community relations when a young and slightly militant black man barricades himself in his apartment rather than submit to a traffic warrant.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Foghorn (s3, ep24)

A beautiful woman meets and falls in love with a stranger at her engagement party.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Flight To The East

"A reporter goes from star to villain and then back to "star.""

2:05am

Mannix

Dark So Early, Dark So Long (s5, ep1)

Mannix sets out to clear an old school friend of murder. The problem is that she, being an alcoholic, can't remember what she was doing when the murder occurred.

3:05am

Cannon

Hounds Of Hell (s3, ep4)

Frank travels to a small ranching town to help out a writer friend charged with a double murder. Frank's only clue is a cryptic note left by the man's wife.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadly Homecoming (s6, ep13)

A rancher believes his son's death was not an accident.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Kate's Bachelor Butter (s2, ep10)

When Charley and Floyd stop the Cannonball to pick apples for Kate's bachelor butter recipe, a passenger and food salesman, Jack Crandall, is shocked.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Mother Of The Bride (s2, ep11)

Kate is shocked to hear a rumor that Billie Jo has become engaged to Dan Plout, the son of her arch enemy, Selma Plout.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts In New York (s8, ep7)

The Clampetts and Honest John arrive in New York, where the police are waiting for him. The police tell him he has to leave in 24 hours, which he tells Jed means that he has arranged that New York City stay open for 24 hours since the city normally closes at nine o’clock. He spends his time showing the Clampetts Central Park and other sites and sells Jed more property.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Manhattan Hillbillies (s8, ep8)

After Honest John was told to leave, the Clampetts are alone in New York City, with Drysdale and Jane trying to find them. The clan is planning to build a cabin in Central Park. A police officer finds the Clampetts cooking in the Park, and tells them it is illegal, but after Granny tells the Irish cop that her son-in-law’s last name is “Oh, Clampett,” he changes his attitude and lets the Clampetts get away with everything.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

I’ll Never Crow Again, Friend Or Phony, Pest Pilot

"When Olive notices a number of pesky crows ruining her vegetable garden, she calls for Popeye's assistance., Bluto pretends to be dying from Popeye's last beating in order to convince the sailor to get rid of his spinach in remorse., Popeye has trouble when Pappy wants to learn to fly a plane."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Downhearted Duckling, The Dot And The Line, A-tom-inable Snowman

"A depressed baby duck thinks he is ugly after reading "The Ugly Duckling" and wants Tom to eat him but Jerry keeps preventing that., A simple line attempts to woo his true love, a dot, away from the unkempt squiggle she prefers., Tom chases Jerry around and gets rescued after a skiing accident by a St. Bernard."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Puny Express, Half Baked Alaska, Foot Brawl, Gabby's Diner, Mousie Come Home, Candyland, Science Friction

"Cowboy Woody the Pony Express rider must contend with Buzz the bandits attempts to steal his mail., Chilly Willy tries odd jobs to make money to buy Smedley's flapjacks. A lumberjack orders 200 flapjacks, and Chilly tries to steal some of them, driving the lumberjack away., Charlie tries unsuccessfully to convince his son he was a football star in college., Woody is lured into Gabby the alligator's Florida diner, where he must avoid being made into a pie., Andy Panda and Milo move to avoid a mouse., The Sandman takes a boy and his puppy to Candyland., Woody tries to escape a mad scientist who wants to merge him with an ape to create a flying ape."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Rebel Rabbit, The Jet Cage, Dog Gone Modern, Shishkabugs, Daffy Duck Slept Here, Raw! Raw! Rooster, Robot Rabbit

"While out in the woods, Bugs Bunny discovers signs with bounties for many creatures. He is offended that rabbits are not listed. He heads to Washington D.C. and causes havoc across the country to right this wrong., Granny orders a new-fangled flying bird cage for Tweety, jet-powered and complete with crash helmet. Tweety tries it out in the backyard and heckles Sylvester. , Two dogs move into a house that is maintained by machines. The only problem is, the machines can't distinguish that their dogs. So the dishwashing machine grabs one of the dogs and washes it and the other dog gets folded by the folding , Yosemite Sam is working as a king's chef when he is asked to prepare a dish made from rabbit. When Bugs Bunny comes over to borrow carrots, Sam decides that Bugs would be perfect for the recipe. , Porky Pig must spend a room with a very annoying Daffy Duck., An old college friend Rhode Island Red decides to pay Foggy a visit. , Farmer Fudd is peeved at the carrot-thief Bugs. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Death-maker

"An attempt to assassinate President Grant is foiled at the last minute by West and Gordon. However, there seems to be more going on than a simple assassination, as the weapon used in the attempt was one stolen in recent raids on government and territorial armories. The President refuses to cancel a trip to Denver, leaving Jim and Artemus only 36 hours to uncover who is responsible and stop them before it's too late."

Leonard Nimoy guest stars!

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Maggie Hamilton Story (s3, ep26)

When their daughter runs away from the wagon train, the Hamiltons hire Flint to bring her back. With renegades in the area, he soon discovers how spoiled Maggie really is, but they still manage to make it back in one piece.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

A Day Of Terror (s2, ep13)

Audra and Victoria are trapped in a church with a Bible school class by an outlaw clan comprised of a mother and her sons.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Apprentice Doc (s7, ep11)

Doc is kidnapped by a gang of outlaws to treat one of their own.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Dead Wrong (s11, ep11)

While in Sunville on business, Hoss and Candy are mistaken as outlaws by the town's eccentric storyteller. Meanwhile, the real outlaws use the distraction as an opportunity to rob the bank.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Meeting At Midnight (s2, ep34)

Lucas helps his former Army captain, now an undercover federal agent, infiltrate a gang of bank robbers.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Nora (s2, ep35)

Lucas finds himself involved in murder when he gallantly steps to the aid of a beautiful woman.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident Of The Peyote Cup (s6, ep31)

Hey Soos is captured by a small, secretive tribe of indians, who force him to drink peyote liquid. The new drover, Mister Brothers, was a missionary and tried to convert the tribe. However, they came to believe that if they crucified white men, their dead ancestors would come back to life.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The High Graders (s1, ep19)

When his tailor is killed in an accident at a supposedly worthless gold mine, Paladin discovers that the man was murdered and his heirs are being swindled.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

The Empty Call (s2, ep7)

Randall is rooked out of his bounty by crafty criminal Hunt Willis and his accomplice. Not one to accept defeat, Josh turns detective to rout the outlaws, his investigation dogged by the suspicious sheriff, a cousin to Willis.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Playing The Ponies, Flatfoot Stooges, Snitch In Time, Up In Daisy's Penthouse, A Bird In The Head, Dizzy Detectives

"A horse is a Stooges, of course, of course. , Moe, Larry and Curly take care of the horses. , The Stooges are carpenters who become policemen. A mysterious burglar disguised as a gorilla has the cops baffled and Mr. Dill, the head of the citizens league, threatening the police chief's job. The boys go on the case and pose as night watchmen at an antiques store. They confront the crook, who turns out to be a real gorilla owned by Dill. After defeating Dill and some other bad guys in a wild fight, the gorilla drinks some nitroglycerin and blows up. , The Stooges are carpenters who are re-staining some furniture they've delivered to a boarding house. The plot gets complicated when the boys confront some crooks who are hiding out there. They defeat the bad guys with the help of the varnished furniture, which sticks the head crook to a chair. , The Stooges escape from jail to prevent their newly rich dad from marrying Daisy, a gold-digger after his money. Shemp looks like dad, so he impersonates him and marries Daisy. What the Stooges don't know is that Daisy is in cahoots with some crooks, and they plan to bump off her new husband. The boys foil the crook's plan and take Pa home to Ma. , The maniacal masters of madcap are back, digitally remastered, repackaged and hilarious as ever. "

8:00pm

House of Svengoolie

Earth Girls Are Easy

"A teenager helps three aliens enter the dating scene in the 1980s."

10:30pm

Batman

He Meets His Match, The Grisly Ghoul (s1, ep16)

Batman and Robin track a female student who joined Joker's gang, but Joker poisons her perfume to cover his tracks.

11:00pm

Star Trek

Mudd's Women (s1, ep6)

The Enterprise picks up intergalactic conman Harry Mudd and three incredibly beautiful women hiding a dark secret.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Olsen's Millions (s3, ep7)

When Jimmy inherits millions overnight, he becomes the target of swindlers.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Clark Kent Outlaw (s3, ep8)

Clarl Kent pretends to join a gang of diamond thieves in an undercover scheme.

1:00am

Lost in Space

My Friend, Mr. Nobody (s1, ep7)

Penny "imagines" a new companion, which is a disembodied life force living below the surface. Dr Smith accidentally injures Penny leading to the creature taking his anger out on the entire planet.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Shape Of Doom (s2, ep20)

In a race to keep a ship carrying the president out of danger, Nelson and Crane battle a whale that has swallowed an atomic bomb.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

The Chase (s1, ep26)

Inspector Kobick forces the Earthlings to help him deal with a ring of counterfeiters by holding some of their number hostage.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Secret Weapon (s1, ep11)

In an Iron Curtain country, Tony and Doug pose as scientists to investigate a primitive enemy time-tunnel in 1956.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Trial (s2, ep6)

Vincent's friend stands trial for an invader who vaporized.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Unwelcome Neighbor

"A widower and his son move into a nearby valley and refuse friendly advice from Adams and Nakoma, with disastrous consequences."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Cattail Country

"Marlin visits the Grand Teton Mountains in the U.S. and the wilderness north of Canada to show us the territorial fight, the rescue of a baby moose and to see the sandhill cranes."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

The Philmont Trail

"Marlin and Jim make a fascinating climb up the Philmont Trail with a troop of Explorer Scouts at the famous Boy Scout ranch near Cimarron in northern New Mexico."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Ghost Of The Desert Part I

"In the Kalahari region of southern Africa, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler study the life and habits of the graceful and cunning leopard by establishing a camp near a hidden leopard den."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Ghost Of The Desert Part Ii

"Marlin and Jim continue their investigation into the home life of the leopard."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Valley Of Eagles

"A valley in the mountain country of the western United States is the territory of the Golden Eagle, America’s largest and most powerful bird of prey. Marlin and Jim locate an eyrie (nest) of this magnificent bird, and build a blind high on a rocky cliff so they can photograph its nesting habits. Humor and drama are interwoven as the young eagle, in his search for food, follows a skunk into his den…and later finds out that a fast dive at a sitting duck results in his first unwanted bath. His territory is invaded by a forest fire, and the hunting is made easier as the other animals of the valley flee the flames. He is trapped by man in a scientific experiment, but later released to continue his life in the “Valley of Eagles.”"

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

In Search Of A Giant Armadillo

"Marlin and Stan journey to Guyana, South America in search of one of the world’s rarest wild animals, the giant armadillo."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Katchoo (s1, ep5)

Jan comes down with a mysterious allergy and Carol and Alice try to determine just what is causing it. They deduce that the cause is Tiger, the family dog. Or is it?

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

A Clubhouse Is Not A Home (s1, ep6)

With the girls' belongings being moved over from storage, the boys become fed up. They take to their 'No Girls Allowed' clubhouse, sparking a battle of the sexes, as the girls attempt to build their own clubhouse.

11:00am

Happy Days

The Not Making Of The President (s2, ep15)

Richie goes against Howard and, to get a girl, campaigns for Adlai Stevenson in the 1956 Presidential race.

It's time for Frank's annual hobo Christmas dinner!

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Oh, Come All Ye Bums (s4, ep14)

The gang works to raise money for Frank's annual hobo Christmas dinner.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Equal Rights (s3, ep3)

Lucy and Ethel demand equal rights for women. Okay, say Ricky and Fred at the restaurant: separate checks for the four of them. Thus begins Lucy and Ethel's careers as restaurant dishwashers. So they plot revenge: they'll scare their husbands by claiming to have been robbed.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

June's Birthday (s3, ep13)

June's birthday has Wally and Beaver fighting over what to buy with the $5 dollars that Ward gave them. Wally buys her a wallet while Beaver buys an ugly blouse that June kindly thanks him for, but she has a hard time bringing herself to wear it.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Tire Trouble (s3, ep14)

Beaver wants to raise chinchillas and begins building a cage in the garage. However, when Beaver changes his mind, Ward tries his best to get Wally and Beaver to clean up the mess. Things get worse when Ward unknowingly runs over some of the wood and nails left laying around with the car, causing the boys to try to patch a flat tire before Ward finds out.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Home Again (s8, ep9)

The Clampetts arrive home from their trip back home and New York, but Granny has lost her glasses. She is convinced that she doesn't need them, even though she gets lost in her own house, and mistakes the vet and his baby brother as a seal and an otter. Elly starts liking the vet, but Granny, still thinking he is the seal, wants them apart. She sees the real vet in the car with Miss Jane, and wishes he was with Elly.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Shorty Kellems Moves West (s8, ep10)

Shorty Kellems heads to Hollywood after selling his hotel, silver mine, house and land. Besides the thousand he has for that, he also has two hundred big ones, since the bills are bigger than the ones Jed has. Drysdale is told Shorty's “big” money makes Jed's look like nothing. Drysdale thinks Shorty has $200 million and is desperate to get his money in the bank. He promises Shorty a wild Hollywood party if he deposits the money. Drysdale comes through with the "orgy," and Shorty decides to put his money in the bank.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

The Sweepstakes (s2, ep5)

Gilligan has the winning ticket for a South American sweepstakes.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Quick Before It Sinks (s2, ep6)

The Professor thinks that the island is sinking, which causes the castaways to panic.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Mama And The Big Wheel (s5, ep)

When Iola buys a lottery ticket with Mama's change at the store, Mama doesn't care enough to keep the ticket—until Iola wins a chance to spin the lottery wheel for $2 million.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

More Power To You (s5, ep)

When Mama refuses to pay the electric bill she is disputing, the electric company turns the power off—and the timing couldn't be worse.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Farnsworth's Fling / Three In A Bed / I Remember Helen / Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia / Gopher Farnsworth Smith (part 1) (s5, ep)

The crew is in Australia to work on one of the cruise lines ships based there. And a wealthy man named Fransworth has decided to invite his whole family for a reunion. But in actuality he wants to see who among them he should keep in his will.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Kirk Kirkand- Classic Scifi Tv Props

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Moon Is Not Blue (s11, ep8)

With the camp facing prohibition and a severe medical supply shortage during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Run For The Money (s11, ep9)

When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Gloria Sings The Blues (s4, ep22)

Gloria comes home from work one evening in a total apathetic mood. When Archie tries to find out what's wrong with her, she snaps at him and storms off. Later, Edith gets to the bottom of Gloria's mood when she confides in Edith that she thinks that she has temporarily fallen out of love with Mike (something that Edith confesses happened to her and her feelings for Archie). Meanwhile, Archie and Mike prepare for a fishing trip.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Pay The 20 Dollars (s4, ep23)

Archie stops by Jefferson Cleaners to pick up some dry cleaning and pays with a twenty dollar bill. Later, a furious George shows up at the Bunker's front door claiming the bill Archie passed to him was counterfeit. This leads to two separate arguments: one between Archie and George and the other between Edith and Louise. Louise and Edith quickly make up and soon put a plan into motion that would clear up the entire mess between George and Archie.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Mike's Graduation (s4, ep24)

Mike's graduation day is coming up fast and Mike is a nervous wreck as he studies for his exams. Surprisingly, Archie begins acting nicely to Mike, since Archie has high hopes that once Mike graduates, he will finally move out of the house and begin repaying Archie the room and board that he owes him. However, as Mike's test results come in, Archie's in for a shock as Mike is offered a fellowship to get his masters degree thus, the Stivics are going to live for one more year with the Bunkers.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Lionel The Live-in (s5, ep5)

Lionel has a fight with his parents and moves into the Bunker's house for a night.

10:00pm

Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics

Teen Idols

"Elvis Presley - "Ready Teddy"; Bobby Rydell - "World Without Love"; Dino, Desi & Blly - "Not The Lovin' Kind"; Tom Jones - "It's Not Unusual"; Paul Anka - "Diana"; Bobby Darin - "Dream Lover"."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guest Jim Nabors

"Guest Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 09/22/69."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Curse Of The Petrie People (s5, ep18)

Laura is given and accidentally destroys a hideous brooch that tells the story of the Petrie family. Will she be able to reconstruct the pin before her mother-in-law's next visit?

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Bottom Of Mel Cooley's Heart (s5, ep19)

Rob's parents give Laura a Petrie family heirloom: a hideous brooch.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

A Matter Of Record (s4, ep15)

Ralph cuts a record to sweet talk Alice after insulting her mother.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

No Time Like The Past (s4, ep10)

A scientist uses time travel in the attempt to prevent past tragedies, both in world history and in his own life.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Bull In A China Shop

"A handsome homicide detective is befriended by four old ladies who invite him for tea and proceed to play out a variation of Arsenic and Old Lace for his benefit."

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Hostage (s5, ep13)

After completing a mission, Paris is undercover as an American businessman and still in disguise when he is kidnapped by Latin American revolutionaries led by terrorist Robert Siomney. They ask for the release of three prisoners in return for Paris' life.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Corner Of Hell (s2, ep21)

On the run from Gerard, Kimble stumbles onto private property belonging to a family of moonshiners. When Gerard gives chase on foot, he too is caught by the backwoods family, and is accused of attacking one of the girls in the family. Kimble has to decide

4:00am

Harry O

Tender Killing Care

"After Spence Johnson's elderly father, who had complained of medical neglect and improper care in a nursing home, dies Spence hires his friend Harry O to help prove he was killed by negligence."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Problem (s2, ep28)

Friday and Gannon are on a mission to bolster community relations when a young and slightly militant black man barricades himself in his apartment rather than submit to a traffic warrant.

5:30am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-07 (s3, ep1)

Friday and Gannon appear on a TV panel. The topic: "The Police—Who Needs Them?"

6:00am

Adam-12

Easy Rap (s5, ep24)

Reed naively thinks the system can help a young serial car thief who continually skirts responsibility for his actions with the help of his rich father's lawyer. In the meantime, he and Malloy help a woman track down the drug dealer responsible for her boyfriend's fatal overdose, and pull over a stubborn elderly woman.

6:30am

Adam-12

Harbor Division (s6, ep1)

Malloy needs to sell two tickets to the ballet after his date cancels, but he quickly regrets putting a notice on the station's bulletin board. While patrolling the harbor and surrounding area, he and Reed investigate a marine fuel dealer accused of forgery, pull over a driver with a suspicious box on the roof of his car, question a suspicious young couple, deal with an astrologer who is driving recklessly and encounter a drunken cook shooting a rifle from the crow's nest of a docked ship.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Air Guitar Bill

"Bill enters an air guitar competition."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Larry Hides Out (s3, ep15)

While Beaver is staying at the Mondellos, Larry sneaks a peak at his sister's diary and his mother discovers him and yells at him right in front of Beaver. This prompts Larry to run away to Beaver's house, where Beaver secretly hides him in his bathroom.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Pet Fair (s3, ep16)

A pet fair at school has Beaver feeling left out because he doesn't have a pet, but he tells everyone he does, a parrot. Meanwhile, Ward tries to find a pet for Beaver and buys him a hamster.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Positive Negative (s9, ep28)

A respected retired general is blackmailed into declining an offer to clean up the city of San Carlos, which is being tarnished by the operations of mobster George Emory. When Emory turns up dead, the general is the prime suspect.

10:00am

Matlock

The D.j. (s3, ep)

When radio disk jockey, and Michelle's new boyfriend, Arthur Saxon is accused of murdering a rival, Matlock agrees to defend him. Michelle swears he's the kindest, most gentle man she's ever known, but Matlock soon learns otherwise.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Little Girl Lost (s7, ep11)

Tragic story of an alcoholic teen who accidentally kills a little girl while she is drinking and driving.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Hero (s5, ep19)

The Waltons find out Sheriff Ep is a decorated war hero and John-Boy wants to write about it.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Nina's Revenge (s7, ep12)

Nina Sharky hatches a plan to get away from her tight-fisted father and fortune-hunting husband.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Old Friends (s11, ep12)

Two men whom Ben once worked with during a gold claim arrive in Virigina City on opposite sides of the law. Naturally, Ben is caught in the middle.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Hangman (s2, ep36)

An ex-convict is blamed for a brutal crime despite his claims of rehabilitation.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Trail Of Hate (s3, ep1)

Lucas is out for vengeance when Mark is used as a pawn in a bank robbery scheme.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jonas Murdock Story (s3, ep27)

Out of meat and low on food, the wagon train must not kill any wildlife or all will face the wrath of local indians. The one holdout is Jonas Murdoch, who has always lived outside the rules and doesn't consider a rabbit an issue.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Back-up (s4, ep21)

A young OD victim is brought into the ER. A man fakes back pain to get a free ride to the hospital. John gets peeved at all the frivolous calls the squad goes on while real emergency victims need help. A man is shocked after kicking in his TV screen. The ambulance carrying the paramedics and a heart attack victim is involved in a traffic accident.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

U.n., The Night And The Music (s11, ep10)

A United Nations delegation tours the 4077th—a Swede, a Hindu and a British officer— and each leaves a lasting effect on the men and women of the camp.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Strange Bedfellows (s11, ep11)

The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J. and Hawkeye from counting sheep. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter discovers that his son-in-law, Bob Wilson, has had an affair.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Say No More (s11, ep12)

A military strategist refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his own son. And Margaret develops laryngitis, as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Chesler.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Friends And Enemies (s11, ep13)

Potter must deal with an old Army friend who is getting his own soldiers killed through his incompetency.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Gorilla (s5, ep6)

Elly and Jethro both want a gorilla to help out around the house, so Jed asks Drysdale to get them one. Drysdale hires a man dressed as a gorilla to scare the Clampetts, but it fails. They put their new gorilla, Herby, to work doing chores and dress him in old clothes. Mr. Kelly, the man in the gorilla suit, wants out of the deal and gives his suit to Drysdale.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Oh My Aching Back (s4, ep16)

Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Return Of Major Bonacelli (s4, ep25)

The Italian officer who studied under Klink helps Hogan photograph an air base.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan (s4, ep26)

Hogan's men plan to surprise him for his birthday by blowing up an ammunition dump.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Dust (s2, ep12)

After selling the rope for a hanging, a conscienceless peddler tries to sell the condemned man's father a bag of "magic dust."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lover's Leap

"The victim of a swindle finds his troubles multiplying when he's accused of murder."

12:35am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-07 (s3, ep1)

Friday and Gannon appear on a TV panel. The topic: "The Police—Who Needs Them?"

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Disappearing Trick

"Walter Richmond is a gullible tennis player with a nose for snooping. He meets a woman named Laura Gild and tries to learn everything about her. His curiosity does not pay off when she and her supposedly dead husband scam him for money."

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Lamb To The Slaughter (s3, ep28)

A woman is surprised to learn that her husband has fallen in love with another woman.

2:05am

Mannix

Cold Trail (s5, ep1)

A young woman is kidnapped, drugged and interrogated, her father an ex-spy for the Soviets during the Cold War. A defector now in America, the man hires Mannix to find his daughter in this case of international espionage.

3:05am

Cannon

Target In The Mirror (s3, ep5)

Frank struggles to prove his friend did not commit murder, but someone (the real killer) is working equally hard to thwart him.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Child Of Danger (s6, ep14)

A friend dupes Betty into caring for her son while she secretly tries to straighten out her life of crime.

5:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-05 (s3, ep2)

Cases: an abandoned baby; a teenager on drugs.

5:30am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-10 (s3, ep3)

Friday grapples with the Uncle Tom syndrome in selling ethnic groups on police careers.

6:00am

Adam-12

Rampart Division (s6, ep2)

Malloy and Reed are on the lookout for an elusive purse snatcher whose latest victim was visiting her husband's grave. In the meantime, they deal with an annoying former cop turned security guard, encounter a desperate old man attempting to break into a car, help a cantankerous elderly woman who is being evicted, mediate a near-violent dispute over five dollars, track down a runaway baby carriage and search for an armed suspect who just robbed a cocktail lounge.

6:30am

Adam-12

Foothill Division (s6, ep3)

Malloy, Reed and Sgt. MacDonald go horseback as part of the search for suspects responsible for a break-in at a large ranch. Meanwhile, Sgt. MacDonald offers a reward for the return of his favorite boots, Officer Wells starts a collection for a couple who claims their baby needs brain surgery and the station is attacked by a sniper.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Childhood Classics

"Bill teaches Toony about the classic children's TV we watched in our youth, from Kukla to Captain Kangaroo."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Test (s3, ep17)

An upcoming test in history, Wally's weakest subject, has Wally studying all weekend and has Larry and Eddie coming up with a plan that will give them good grades on the test.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Library Book (s3, ep18)

Ward allows Beaver to check out a book on his library card but when Beaver loses the book he becomes convinced that Ward will be put in jail, thanks to Eddie Haskell's wiseguy comments.

Cloris Leachman guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Crafty Kidnapper (s9, ep29)

After Alex Tanner and his wife, Patricia, inherent her father's global media empire, things get messy when an obnoxious newspaper man is found dead and the couple's toddler is kidnapped.

10:00am

Matlock

The Captain (s3, ep)

When Police Officer Jim Shanley is found dead, Sergeant Jerry Reese is charged with the crime. Everyone thinks he's guilty, especially Shanley's partner. In defending Reese, Matlock begins to realize that an old cop buddy of his isn't the man he used to be.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Your Own Kind (s7, ep12)

A sniper fells a girl involved in an interracial romance.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Inferno (s5, ep20)

John-Boy won the right to accompany news reporters to a news event - the Hindenburg

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Marry Me (s7, ep13)

Billy Cathcart tries to find a woman for his big brother because family custom dictates that the oldest marries first.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Abner Willoughby's Return (s11, ep13)

Former miner Abner Willoughby returns to Virginia City in search of money he buried somewhere in the area years ago.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Woman From Hog Ridge (s3, ep2)

Lucas shoots a horse thief who turns out to be a member of the Boyle clan, and now Ma Boyle is after him.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Seven (s3, ep3)

Seven condemned murderers escape and take over the town of North Fork.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Amos Gibbon Story (s3, ep28)

After an argument with Major Adams, Flint leaves the wagon train and cozies up to a bar at a nearby town. What he doesn't know is the locals are shanghaiing strangers for slave labor in a mine and no one on the train knows where he went.

5:00pm

Emergency!

905-wild (s4, ep22)

Johnny and Roy answer a pre-dawn call at a small grocery store for a man down, bleeding. Searching the back of the store, Johnny is confronted with a Bengal tiger. A big brush fire threatens a suburban canyon area with lots of domesticated animals and things get dicey all around for the fire department and the Animal Control guys. Rampart becomes a veterinary surgical center for a while.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Give And Take (s11, ep14)

A wounded GI learns a painful lesson when he forms a recovery room friendship with the enemy soldier he's critically wounded.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

As Time Goes By (s11, ep15)

Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and B.J. goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Pilot Episode

"At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted into Hawkeye's old college. Hawkeye and Trapper decide to hold a party filled with music, dancing, and alcohol to raise money for Ho-John's plane trip to the U.S. They achieve this by raffling off a weekend pass with a nurse, Lieutenant Dish for R&R in Tokyo."

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

To Market, To Market (s1, ep2)

After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in order to get the medicine.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Come Back, Little Herby (s5, ep7)

After the Clampetts don’t have success with the gorilla they took out of the zoo, they decide to get Herby back. They contact Drysdale who tells Mr. Kelly, but he refuses to do it. Mr. Kelly tells Drysdale he’ll return on his own terms and has Drysdale buy him designer clothes and expensive food. Herby returns to the mansion and starts living the life of luxury, dancing and dining with Elly by the pool.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Babysitter (s4, ep17)

Alice is baby-sitting to pay for a phone but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan Goes Hollywood (s5, ep1)

Hogan plans to use an American actor in a German propaganda film to get information home.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Well (s5, ep2)

Hogan steals a Luftwaffe codebook, but must organize a special mission when Newkirk drops it down a well.

The Professor himself, Russell Johnson guest stars!

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Back There (s2, ep13)

While discussing time travel among friends in 1961, a man suddenly finds himself in 1865—on the date of Lincoln's assassination.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Elusive Element (s6, ep24)

A promoter's plan to frame his wife and business partner for embezzlement fails, but they're arrested anyway for his murder.

12:35am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-05 (s3, ep2)

Cases: an abandoned baby; a teenager on drugs.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Fatal Figures

"A bookkeeper decides to come out of anonymity by committing a crime."

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Death Sentence (s3, ep30)

When a woman finds a bomb in her car, it convinces her that her husband loves her.

2:05am

Mannix

A Step In Time (s5, ep1)

Mannix is told a murder of a woman he recently witnessed happened a year before. The sheriff insists that maybe the gumshoe is suffering hallucinations. Joe is befuddled until the victim's sister hires him to investigate.

3:05am

Cannon

Murder By Proxy (s3, ep6)

A dead man hires Cannon! The man's will requires than an investigator look into his death, so Christopher Grant hires Cannon to see if any of the man's scheming relatives might have helped him to an early exit.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Scapegoat, The (s6, ep15)

A lawyer plans to botch the defense of a murder suspect in order to protect the real killer - his own son.

5:00am

Dragnet

Management Services - Dr-11 (s3, ep4)

Martin Luther King's assassination sends Friday and the Emergency Control Center into action.

5:30am

Dragnet

Police Commission - Dr-13 (s3, ep5)

The detectives crack down on wildcatters—freelance tow-truck drivers who victimize motorists.

6:00am

Adam-12

West Valley Division (s6, ep4)

Malloy has his eye on an attractive woman he's seeing all over town walking a scotty dog, which eventually turns out to be bad news for her. Meanwhile, he and Reed assist a police helicopter track down a young man riding his dirt bike in the hills illegally during fire season, search for an armed suspect who held up a movie theater before escaping on a motorcycle and coordinate with the police helicopter in a futile search for two armed robbery suspects who fatally shot a night watchman inside a department store.

6:30am

Adam-12

Venice Division (s6, ep5)

Malloy and Reed have to break the news to a young model that her press agent lied when he said there would be nothing wrong with having a nude photo shoot on a busy public beach. Later, they discover a man stealing from a phone booth, assist in the chase of a stolen dune buggy, try help an attractive woman whose safety is put in grave danger by an obscene phone caller, deal with a wino who dies while eating at a diner and pull over a woman towing a large jack-o-lantern.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Land Of Enchantment

"Bill and Toony visit New Mexico on the next stop of Toon in With Me's "Trekkin' All 50" tour of the United States."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Election (s3, ep19)

Eddie nominates Wally for class president but Wally has no interest in the position; that is until Ward gives him some encouragement. Wally quickly gets wrapped up in the election and his friends see a change in him—a change that prompts them to vote against him.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Andy (s3, ep20)

An old acquaintance of Ward's stops by and offers to paint the trim on the house. However, June and Ward are both apprehensive about the prospect of an alcoholic coming in contact with Wally and Beaver, despite the fact that he says he's cleaned himself up.

The series finale with a cameo from Perry creator Erle Stanley Gardner!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Final Fadeout (s9, ep30)

After an unscrupulous television star decides not to continue with his hit show, the producer is in hot water. It's not surprising that a murder soon occurs, but nothing goes as expected after that.

10:00am

Matlock

The Vendetta (s3, ep)

Michelle is taken hostage by Ned Billings, who blames Matlock for his brother's suicide after being convicted of murder, thanks to Matlock. Tyler and Julie end up as Ned's hostages, too, and the three try to use tactics they've seen Matlock use in courtrooms and interrogations to help them stay alive.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Good Cop, Bad Cop (s7, ep13)

Virgil defends Parker after he is falsely accused of police brutality by a drug dealer. The prosecution's main witness - the man's girlfriend, who was once engaged to Parker.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Heartbreaker (s5, ep21)

Curtis Willard's sister left her husband to pursue a singing career.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

A Man A Day (s7, ep14)

Outlaws threaten to kill one person every day until Matt gets out of town.

2:00pm

Bonanza

It's A Small World (s11, ep14)

When a banker discriminates against midget George Marshall by denying him a job, Marshall, desperate to support his infant daughter, decides to rob the bank.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Pitchman (s3, ep4)

When Mark finds gold on their property, a fast-talking salesman who tried to sell Lucas a new lightning rod offers instead to buy the ranch's mineral rights.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Strange Town (s3, ep5)

When Micah is badly injured by an escaping prisoner, Lucas tracks the prisoner back to his home town.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Trial For Murder: Part 1 (s3, ep29)

When an esteemed member of the wagon train is found dead, Adams needs to prevent mob rule and make sure a lawful trial takes place. The accused is not well liked and found passed out with the rifle used in the murder. But is he the killer?

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Stewardess (s5, ep1)

John falls for a stewardess and shows his stuff when a passenger has a heart attack; later, he tries to date her. The firefighters respond to a motorcycle accident and a chemical fire.

William Christopher makes his first appearance as Father Mulcahy.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Requiem For A Lightweight (s1, ep3)

Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldier in exchange for keeping the nurse at the 4077th.

Hawkeye becomes the official Chief Surgeon in this memorable episode!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Chief Surgeon Who? (s1, ep4)

Frank Burns complains about Hawkeye Pierce's disrespect, and when Henry appoints Hawkeye chief surgeon, it's to Burns' shock. The rest of the 4077th "coronates" Hawk while Frank and Hot Lips complain to General Barker.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Moose (s1, ep5)

Sergeant Baker arrives at the camp with his "moose." Hawkeye decides to find a way of getting her away from Baker. He tries ordering him to release her, tries buying her and then resorts to cheating at cards. He releases her but she won't go, so he tries to teach her how to be independent.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Yankee Doodle Doctor (s1, ep6)

The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. Hawkeye objects to the piece of propaganda that filmmaker Lt. Bricker is producing and, having exposed the original film, reshoots a new one his way.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed In Politics (s5, ep8)

Granny is feuding with the Beverly Hills Smog Commission because they tell her she has to stop making her lye soap. Commissioner Tinsley visits the mansion, ordering Granny to quit her soap making, and when she sees him, she threatens him with her shotgun. Jed and Granny visit Drysdale’s office for some help, where Jane tells them they should try to defeat Tinsley on Election Day, and Jed mistakes this as being told he should run.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The $99,000 Answer (s4, ep18)

Ralph goes on a quiz show with the category of popular songs. He practices all week, spending a lot of money, only to miss on the first question!

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Klink Commandos (s5, ep3)

Hogan and his men volunteer for a German suicide squad train bound for the Russian front in order to steal key documents.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Gasoline War (s5, ep4)

Hogan and his men plan to destroy a gasoline station that has just been built in camp.

Tiny aliens terrorize an old woman in this fan favorite!

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Invaders (s2, ep15)

An old woman in an isolated farmhouse is troubled by the appearance of tiny aliens.

George Kennedy guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Greek Goddess (s6, ep25)

Mason is hired by a sculptor charged with murdering the overbearing mother of his model.

12:35am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-10 (s3, ep3)

Friday grapples with the Uncle Tom syndrome in selling ethnic groups on police careers.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Festive Season (s3, ep31)

A man believes that his sister murdered his wife.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Listen, Listen

"Three women have been strangled. Police arrest a stocking salesman as the killer. Mr. Morgan knows who the real culprit is: he has seen the next murder in a dream. He tries to tell people, but no one listens. His wife ignores him as well, which is unfortunate because she is the strangler's next victim."

2:05am

Mannix

Wine From These Grapes (s5, ep1)

An investigation leads Joe Mannix to his hometown, Summer Grove, where he works on a murder case involving the death of a worker during a labor dispute.

3:05am

Cannon

Night Flight To Murder (s3, ep7)

A man hires Cannon to find out who is using trained dogs to kill the man he served with in Vietnam, and why. It might have something to do with the unit's commanding officer, permanently disabled, perhaps by his own men.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Ransom In Diamond, A (s6, ep16)

The manager of a jewelry-store steals a fortune in order to get a ransom for his kidnapped wife.

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-06 (s3, ep6)

Friday's apartment party provides insight into the nature of an officer's private life.

5:30am

Dragnet

Robbery - Dr-15 (s3, ep7)

The detectives tackle cases for the department's robbery division.

6:00am

Adam-12

Hot Shot (s6, ep6)

Today's patrol begins with a traffic stop of a high-society cat burglar who's just finished serving a four-year prison term, and Malloy senses the guy is about to return to his old ways. Meanwhile, he and Reed engage in a standoff with a wounded robbery suspect who fatally shot a convenience store worker, examine an abandoned vehicle, investigate the theft of a book from a library and deal with a distraught unemployed man who takes his young daughter hostage in his home.

6:30am

Adam-12

Van Nuys Division (s6, ep7)

Malloy returns from vacation sporting a mustache, but finds it difficult getting his colleagues to accept his new look. On patrol, he and Reed respond to a small plane crash by a drunkard that critically injures his young son, investigate the theft of valuable stamps from a mansion, search for a jewelry store armed robber with the aid of a talented witness, deal with a very unlucky purse snatcher and interrogate an evasive department store shoplifter with a big surprise in her purse.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Toon Cruise

"Ship ahoy! Bill and Toony enjoy a luxury cruise, waterslides and all."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Dance (s3, ep21)

Both Beaver and Larry are forced into attending dancing school by their parents and after one lesson, they find that they absolutely detest it, like they knew they would. This prompts them to skip class next time and they hide out behind a barn until it's time to go home.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Larry's Club (s3, ep22)

Larry is furious when Beaver leaves him out when he joins a club called the Bloody Five. To get revenge, Larry makes up a story that he is starting his own club and that people are waiting in line to join. This prompts Beaver to resign from the Bloody Five and he tries to join Larry's bogus club.

Series premiere!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Restless Redhead (s1, ep1)

A woman claims she was menaced by a car driven by a hooded assailant, whom she shot at with a revolver. When the police find a body in a car wreck with a bullet wound, she is wanted for murder.

10:00am

Matlock

Mayor, The (part 1)

"When Chris Reardon, a man determined to bring the sixties back into the late eighties, is charged with murdering mayor Brian Barelli, reporter Paul O'Neill brings Matlock to Chicago to defend him, convinced of his innocence. Matlock reluctantly agrees to follow through with the case after realising O'Neill tricked him, because he knows that dropping the case will seriously hurt Reardon's chances."

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Maybelle Returns (s7, ep14)

Maybelle's new phone sex business is a great success - until one her girls decides to moonlight as a prostitute.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Long Night (s5, ep22)

Grandma is in the hospital and Grandpa wants to bring her home

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Do-badder (s7, ep15)

A pair of drifters plot to ambush a prospector who's on his way to Dodge after striking big.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Danger Road (s11, ep15)

Ben is forced to confront a former gunnery officer.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Baranca (s3, ep6)

When an outlaw leader lures Marshal Torrance out of town, Lucas is the only one who can stop him from lynching a local man who killed one of the members of his gang.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Martinet (s3, ep7)

A former army captain comes to North Fork to kill the man who shot down his son in a gunfight—Lucas McCain.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Trial For Murder: Part 2 (s3, ep30)

When the deceased's wife arrives, the people on the wagon train learn that the murdered man has a dark past, and this could be a case of Cain and Abel—or perhaps someone in the dead-man's past came home-to-roost.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Old Engine Cram (s5, ep2)

A fireman is injured in a practice drill. Roy and John think they have a buyer for the old fire engine. A man suffers a back injury while riding a motorcycle. A mother pressures Dr. Morton to give her son a prescription. A man having a heart attack walks into the station. DeSoto and Gage rescue a man who has fallen off a cliff on Catalina Island.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bananas, Crackers And Nuts (s1, ep7)

When Henry goes for some R&R, Hawkeye pretends to crack up so that Frank will let him and Trapper go on some R&R.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Cowboy (s1, ep8)

John Hodges, a chopper pilot referred to as The Cowboy, has been hit in the shoulder, and arrives at the 4077th. He is expecting a letter—he's worried that his wife, Jean, is leaving him for another man. He wants to go home, but Henry refuses, stating Cowboy's wound isn't serious enough to merit a stateside ticket. Bad luck then follows Henry Blake like the seat of his pants!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Henry, Please Come Home (s1, ep9)

When Col. Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo and Frank starts imposing military discipline on the camp, the surgeons will do anything to get Henry back.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

I Hate A Mystery (s1, ep10)

A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Missing pieces include Frank's silver picture frame, Margaret's hair brush and Trapper's watch. The camp is searched and everything is found in Hawkeye's locker.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Clampett Cha Cha Cha (s5, ep9)

The Clampetts win free dance lessons from the Marvin and Marita Dance School. They are excited, but don’t know that Marvin and Marita are out of work and have no school. After they start their dance lessons with the Clampetts, Marvin tries to reveal that they have no students or international headquarters, as they said. The Clampetts end up finding out that Marvin and Marita have fallen on hard times and decide to help out.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Ralph Kramden, Inc. (s4, ep19)

Norton invests in Ralph's stock when Ralph wants twenty dollars. When Ralph thinks he is named in a millionaire's will, arguments arise. It turns out Ralph was simply left a pet bird named Fortune, and much of the money was left to the butler and maid.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Unfair Exchange (s5, ep5)

Hogan kidnaps Burkhalter's sister in order to exchange her for a captured Allied agent.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Kommandant Dies At Dawn (s5, ep6)

Klink is to be executed when the Gestapo finds him with information Hogan planted on him to deliver to the underground.

Dick York guest stars!

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A Penny For Your Thoughts (s2, ep16)

Gaining telepathic abilities when his coin lands on its edge, a mild-mannered bank clerk learns about the difference between other people's plans and fantasies.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Skeleton's Closet (s6, ep26)

Mason defends the ex-wife of an author who is murdered after having written a lurid expose´ on small town secrets.

12:35am

Dragnet

Management Services - Dr-11 (s3, ep4)

Martin Luther King's assassination sends Friday and the Emergency Control Center into action.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Post Mortem (s3, ep33)

A woman learns that a winning sweepstakes ticket is in the suit her husband was buried in.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Crocodile Case (s3, ep34)

A man murders his lover's husband to have her for himself.

2:05am

Mannix

Woman In The Shadows (s5, ep1)

After inheriting the original manuscript of the first chapter of Marx's "The Capital," Lisa Ralph turns up murdered.

3:05am

Cannon

Come Watch Me Die (s3, ep8)

A mob killer murders Cannon's client. But the killer is someone Cannon will never suspect, and that leaves him unprepared when he is accused of the crime.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Prime Target (s6, ep17)

Barnaby believes that a parolee who served time for hit-and-run charges is connected to a year-old robbery case.

5:00am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-12 (s3, ep8)

Police and Secret Service undertake maximum security for a Presidential visit to Los Angeles.

5:30am

Dragnet

Training - Dr-18 (s3, ep9)

Friday clashes with a woman writer gathering research material for an article on policewomen.

6:00am

Adam-12

Training Division (s6, ep8)

While assisting in a tactics training course, Malloy and Reed meet Officer Wells' new partner, an overconfident probationary officer who seems destined to put himself and his colleagues in danger. On patrol, they deal with an unconventional bank robber, come to the aid of a motor officer who is injured during a traffic stop and investigate a credible bomb threat at a grocery store.

6:30am

Adam-12

Capture (s6, ep9)

The captain has ordered top priority be given to ending a rash of burglaries in the area, and all signs point to career criminal Reno West. Meanwhile, Malloy and Reed use their creativity to neutralize a vicious guard dog at the home of an unresponsive diabetic man, investigate the theft of a jade figurine from a mansion and respond to a domestic dispute.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Bill, P.i.

"Bill trains to be a private detective, with a little help from TV history and a real-life private eye!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

School Sweater (s3, ep23)

Wally lends his school sweater to Frances and quickly finds getting it back is going to be difficult because the girl keeps making up excuses. Things reach a boiling point when Ward and June overhear Frances bragging to her friends how Wally is chasing after her.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Hypnotist (s3, ep24)

After seeing someone being hypnotized in a movie, Beaver sets out to do the same. He tries hypnotism on Eddie—who pretends Beaver has hypnotized him—and Beaver gets scared when Eddie won't snap out of the trance.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sleepwalker's Niece (s1, ep2)

When his stepbrother is found dead, a man is charged with murder and is accused of using his sleepwalking as a cover-up.

10:00am

Matlock

The Mayor: Part 2 (s3, ep)

When the mayor of Chicago is murdered, a reporter enlists a reluctant Matlock to travel to Chicago and defend the prime suspect.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

The Last Round (s7, ep15)

Forbes is delighted when his fiancée Angela comes to see him, but is disappointed when he realizes that they have very different plans for the future.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Hiding Place (s5, ep23)

A Baldwin relative visits and John-Boy wants to interview her about events in Europe

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Cody's Code (s7, ep17)

A wounded outlaw jeopardizes Cody Durham's courtship with Rose Loring.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Big Jackpot (s11, ep16)

Candy faces unexpected troubles when he's left a great deal of money by an old friend.

Joan Taylor makes her first appearance as cast regular Miss Milly Scott.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Miss Milly (s3, ep8)

A new store owner upsets the town by demanding that all credit accounts be paid off.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Dead Cold Cash (s3, ep9)

The widow of a bandit killed by Lucas plots a grotesque revenge.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Countess Baranof Story (s3, ep31)

Countess Baranof is desperate to get to Alaska to claim her family fortune, and with no horses she applies her considerable charms on Flint. But she's not the one Flint should worry about, as her bodyguard has a more sinister agenda.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Election (s5, ep3)

Roy and John become candidates for a welfare committee. A man gets his arm stuck in an appliance drain while his brother aspirates on a can tab. A delirious child causes problems at the hospital. A sculptress’ model is stuck inside a plaster cast. A construction worker is trapped on a crane.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Germ Warfare (s1, ep11)

Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts hepatitis, so they have to test Frank without him knowing, and have to keep him away from Margaret and the patients.

It's Christmas in Korea and Hawkeye writes home to his dad.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad (s1, ep12)

Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home, a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex, with the aid of figure A and figure B; Trapper helps deliver a calf; Klinger and Frank get into a fight, but Father Mulcahy smoothes things over; Hawkeye and Trapper sabotage Margaret's tent; Hawkeye flies to the front line dressed as Santa to help a wounded soldier.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Edwina (s1, ep13)

The nurses go to extreme lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie—they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene resembling teenage "mating" rituals.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Love Story (s1, ep14)

Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the relationship, so Hawkeye and Trapper get between her and Frank until she relents. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant" quotes win him the girl.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Joins The Board (s5, ep10)

Jed, who took a job as a garbage man to do something to keep busy, gets a job at the O.K. Oil Company on the Board of Directors after Drysdale talks him into it. He decides to help the company get more oil and money. The clan brings oil from their backyard to donate more oil, and to make some profit for O.K. Oil, they start an airline with the O.K. plane, complete with Jethro as the pilot.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Young At Heart (s4, ep20)

Ralph and Norton take their wives dancing and rollerskating when they begin to complain about wanting to do things young people do.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Bombsight (s5, ep7)

Hogan plans to get the blueprints for and interfere with the testing of a new weapon.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Picture (s5, ep8)

Hogan plans to steal the picture that the Gestapo is using to blackmailing Klink.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Odyssey Of Flight 33 (s2, ep18)

A commercial aircraft mysteriously travels back through time.

Mark Goddard of Lost in Space fame guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Potted Planter (s6, ep27)

A jealous husband is teased into a tizzy after being led on by his sister's lies.

12:35am

Dragnet

Police Commission - Dr-13 (s3, ep5)

The detectives crack down on wildcatters—freelance tow-truck drivers who victimize motorists.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Dip In The Pool (s3, ep35)

A man comes up with a desperate plan to win a bet while crossing the Atlantic on a liner.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Safe Place

"A bank teller schemes the perfect plan."

2:05am

Mannix

Days Beyond Recall (s5, ep1)

Mannix receives a visit from Jane Haley after her alcoholic brother disappears without a trace.

3:05am

Cannon

The Perfect Alibi (s3, ep9)

Cannon tries to extract reporter Peggy Angel from a clever frame. Who is the real murderer, and why frame this particular person?

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Uninvited Peril (s6, ep20)

Betty searches for a couple's missing son, unaware that he's a psycho and escaped from a mental hospital.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Lost Patrol (s2, ep12)

When the Army conducts maneuvers near the Shady Rest, the soldiers seem to be more interested in Kate's girls than war games.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Smoke-eaters (s2, ep13)

The Hooterville volunteer fire department band decides that it is time to raise the funds needed to create an actual fire department for the town.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Midnight Shorty (s8, ep11)

Because of his supposed net worth, Shorty is dating four of the secretaries from the bank. This does not please Granny though, since Shorty was out all night. Drysdale learns that Shorty only deposited $1,100 dollars and still wants to get his “big” money. He arranges for a casino near the pool, where Shorty and Granny always win.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Shorty, Go Home (s8, ep12)

After Shorty and Jethro stay out all night, not to Granny's approval, Shorty is forced to chop wood in the early morning and do other chores the rest of the day so he will want to go home.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Big Blackmail (s4, ep1)

While President Grant attends an event at the German Consulate, Baron Hinterstoisser invites him to a special reception, explaining he has something interesting for the president to see. Suspicious, agent James West retrieves the mysterious box the Baron refers to and finds a kinetoscope of a fake depiction of President Grant signing a secret agreement with the unscrupulous government of another nation. If the film is shown for the heads of other countries, Grant will suffer terrible indignation and upset international relations. If the film is not replaced, however, the Baron will accuse the U.S. of stealing on consulate soil, a far greater crime. Agent Artemus Gordon decides that the only alternative is to make a duplicate kinetoscope - with some changes - and return it to the consulate before it is discovered missing. West and Gordon finish just as the president arrives. The Baron announces that he has proof of President Grant's connection with the corrupt foreigh officials. But as the film is shown before an attentive crowd, it's not quite what Hinterstoisser expects.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Dick Jarvis Story (s3, ep32)

A boy hurt in a crippling accident and his domineering mother meet a runaway boy, who she feels is making her son do things outside his capabilities. Another accident reveals something unexpected because it may pit two friends against each other.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Hide The Children (s2, ep14)

When he accuses some gypsy workers of stealing his brandy and injures one of them in a fight, Nick is volunteered by his brothers to escort the other gypsies and their dowry wagon to a wedding. On the way there, he becomes smitten with the bride-to-be and learns some lessons about intolerance.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old Dan (s7, ep18)

Doc tries to keep an alcoholic off the bottle.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Trouble With Amy (s11, ep17)

Ben comes to the aid of Amy Wilder, an eccentric animal lover whose mental competency is questioned when a neighbor declares an interest in her land for mining.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Schoolmaster (s3, ep10)

Mark and his friend become trapped in an old mine.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Promoter (s3, ep11)

Lucas and Mark attempt to reform a con man.

4:00pm

Rawhide

The Race (s7, ep1)

The race is on when a disgruntled Rowdy signs as trail boss for another drive and pulls all the stops to beat Favor's herd to market.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Last Laugh (s1, ep20)

A rancher blames Paladin when a practical joke goes awry and his wife is crippled in a riding accident.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Bad Gun (s2, ep8)

Against better judgment, Josh serves as guide for a dandified East Coast gun salesman who comes west to retrieve and replace a defective gun he sold to notorious outlaw Curly Bill Brocius.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Mutts To You, Wee Wee Monsieur, I Can Hardly Wait, Wham Bam Slam, Merry Mix Up, Out West

"When the stooges find a baby they take it back to their dog laundry business, but wind up in the dog house when they are accused of kidnapping the baby. , Paris is for loveres, and for the Three Stooges, as struggling artists who paint themselves into a cornerwhenthey try to rescue a military captain from kidnappers. , The wild west will never be the same again! The Stooges turn a frontier upside down in this wild, wild comedy gem! , The Stooges are defense workers who have trouble getting to sleep when Curly gets a toothache. Moe and Larry try various ways to remove the offending tooth, but nothing works so they take Curly to the dentist. While Moe gets in the chair to show Curly how easy it's going to be, the dentist enters and pulls Moe's tooth by mistake. Curly then wakes up and realizes its all been a dream and a punch to the mouth from Moe dislodges the tooth. , Shemp is a sick man with a bad case of nerves. The stooge's friend Claude, a self-taught healer, tries to cure Shemp with various home- made remedies. When nothing seems to work, Claude suggests they buy his old lemon of a car so they can take Shemp on a trip to the country. The car won't start, and the trip never gets off the ground, but not to worry, Shemp is cured by all the excitement. , The Stooges appear in triplicate as three sets of triplets who were separated a long time ago. Their reunion causes confusion and troubles for various wives and sweethearts, but it all works out in the end. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Black Scorpion

"Volcanic activity frees giant scorpions from the earth who wreak havoc in the rural countryside and eventually threaten Mexico City."

10:30pm

Batman

The Purr-fect Crime (s1, ep19)

After Catwoman steals one of two priceless golden cat statuettes, Batman and Robin race to protect the other. However, Catwoman captures Boy Wonder and sics a tiger on Batman.

11:00pm

Star Trek

What Are Little Girls Made Of? (s1, ep7)

Nurse Christine Chapel is reunited with her old fiancé on Exo III, but the scientist has plans for Captain Kirk and the Federation.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Magic Necklace (s3, ep9)

Lois writes an article about the discovery of an ancient necklace that is said to protect its wearer from harm. A gangster reads the article and kidnaps Lois.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Bully Of Dry Gulch (s3, ep10)

Lois and Jimmy visit a rodeo. Jimmy gets on the bad side of a gunfighter who warns him to leave town by sundown.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Invaders From The Fifth Dimension (s1, ep8)

Luminous aliens capture Dr. Smith with the plan to replace their burnt out computer with his brain. Smith bargains with them, and they attempt to use Will's brain instead.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Dead Men's Doubloons (s2, ep21)

The flying sub is attacked by a ghostly, underwater pirate ship—which fires a live bombardment.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

The Mechanical Man (s2, ep1)

The castaways agree to help a professor fix his robot creation in exchange for help returning to Earth. But the professor proves to be less than trustworthy.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

The Death Trap (s1, ep12)

In 1861, Tony and Doug are involved in a plot to assassinate President-elect Abraham Lincoln.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Spores (s2, ep7)

Aliens plot to make a new resilient race.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Howdy-do, I'm Mad Jack

"Mad-Jack disappears down a river on a raft. Adams later finds some of his belongings. Thinking he may have perished,it causes him to reflect back on the time he first met the mountain man. Will James Capen Adams bid farewell to his friend?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Miracle Of Motion

"Oddities of animal motion include mammals that fly, birds that climb with their shoulders, lizards that dive and snakes that travel sideways."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Sahara South

"A horseback safari into the wilds of Rhodesia where Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore the vast grasslands, rivers and forests and observe an amazing variety of rare animals. In this episode, the forming waters swirl around tons of struggling hippo in a dangerous project to tranquilize and capture one of the largest members of the wild kingdom."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Against The Clock

"Man loves speed and this episode answers some of the most pertinent inquiries as to what animals hold the records."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monarchs Of The Wild

"In the wild kingdom each animal owns a territory…and one animal rules every habitat. A visit to each domain reveals why each is called a Monarch of the Wild."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Tusker Territory

"Of all the behemoths that once roamed the earth, only the elephant is left for us to marvel about. And marvel we should for here’s an animal that weights 10 tons, yet leaves an imprint only a half-inch deep when walking on soft sand…can eat 200 pounds of hay a day, drink 50 gallons of water at one go, grow to be 13 feet tall at the shoulder, yet can use its trunk so delicately it can pick a flower off the ground without crushing it. But many questions about this animal remain unanswered. By literally living with a family of elephants in Bechuanaland, Africa, we observe their fascinating life."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

To Rope A Grizzly

"Marlin and Stan are invited to help capture one of the most feared animals on four legs, a livestock marauding grizzly. They plan to use the only capture method suited to the animal and the country – roping the fierce and powerful bear."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Kitty Karry-all Is Missing (s1, ep7)

When Cindy's doll, Kitty Karry-All, turns up missing, she accuses Bobby. This leads to a mock trial with Alice as judge to determine Bobby's guilt or innocence. Later, Bobby's kazoo turns up missing and he blames Cindy.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Sorry, Right Number (s1, ep9)

With nine people in the house, Mike gets frustrated at his lack of telephone time. He decides to install a second phone line, but that only makes the problem worse. This leads him to install a pay phone in the family room.

11:00am

Happy Days

Cruisin' (s2, ep16)

Richie, Postie and Ralph are forced to go cruising for girls in Howard's DeSoto after Marion dents Richie's car at the supermarket. They find three girls but, later, find their boyfriends—who are members of street gang the Dragons!

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Who's Papa? (s4, ep15)

Thinking it odd that she is small and brunette when everybody else in her family is tall and blonde, Shirley takes it upon herself to determine whether she was adopted.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Ricky Asks For A Raise (s1, ep35)

Ricky asks for a raise, but his boss (Gale Gordon) turns him down, prompting Lucy to prove just how popular a performer he is. Her scheme involves making a lot of bogus reservations at the club on the night that somebody else is playing, then show up in various guises (including Fred in drag) feigning indignation that Ricky's not performing and leave in a huff.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally And Alma (s3, ep25)

After drawing Alma's name for a school picnic, Wally finds himself meeting her parents and her mother takes an immediate liking to Wally, setting him and Alma up on numerous dates, but then turns around and accuses Wally of monopolizing Alma's time.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Bike (s3, ep26)

Beaver asks his parents if he could ride his new bike to school instead of the bus, and after some hesitating they finally agree to it. However, on the first day, a naive Beaver gets his bike stolen.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Hero (s8, ep13)

Drysdale's nephew, Lance Bradford, comes to Beverly Hills to start his job at the bank as vice president. But with all the celebration for Mrs. Drysdale's hero, Jethro thinks it is in his honor since he saved her dog from getting his hair cut. When Lance gives his hero speech, Jethro pulls up and accidentally hits his car, knocking him unconscious.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Our Hero, The Banker (s8, ep14)

Lance Bradford has started working as vice president at the Commerce Bank, though he really isn’t doing anything helpful. Everyone at the bank, except Drysdale, is excited to get Jet Stream working at the bank. Jethro sees how the girls at the bank react to Lance’s Air Force uniform, so he goes out to get a four-star general uniform. When Lance visits, needing a new account, Jethro tells him he’ll put his whole allowance in the bank if he sets him up with the girls.

The gang makes a silent film in the hopes of getting rescued.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Castaways Pictures Presents (s2, ep7)

The castaways make a silent movie in the hopes that it will lead to their rescue.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Agonized Labor (s2, ep8)

Gilligan and the Skipper hear a radio broadcast telling of the collapse of the Howell financial empire.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Mama In One (s5, ep)

Mama finally gets the house to herself when everyone goes away for the weekend. But the peace and quiet is far from the paradise she expects.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

There's No Place Like… No Place (s5, ep)

Mama accidentally leaves home without her identification, ending up arrested during a rally by the homeless.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Farnsworth's Fling / Three In A Bed / I Remember Helen / Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia / Gopher Farnsworth Smith (part 2) (s5, ep)

The crew is in Australia to work on one of the cruise lines ships based there. And a wealthy man named Fransworth has decided to invite his whole family for a reunion. But in actuality he wants to see who among them he should keep in his will.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Neil La Sala- G.i. Joe

"Former Marine Corps Reservist Neil LaSala may have retired from duty, but his devotion to the armed forces continues in his expansive collection of the original, 12-inch G.I. Joe action figure. Neil’s home is a virtual museum of the iconic toy’s early years and rare interim incarnations, and he shares with Lisa some of his most desirable items, including an African American soldier, Joe as a State Trooper complete with motorcycle and accessories, and a complete (and pristine!) run of the super-rare Photobox series. Joining Lisa is Collector’s Call favorite Joel Magee a.k.a “America’s Toy Scout.” Joel appraises Neil’s meticulously curated collection, then offers him a trade for something he ends up already owning, but with an unexpected, Joel Magee twist. And when Lisa learns it's also Neil's birthday, she rises to the occasion with a final, G.I. Joe-themed surprise."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Tuttle (s1, ep15)

Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphanage. When General Clayton wants to reward his generosity, Hawkeye is forced to invent a story about Tuttle jumping from a chopper without his parachute!

Leslie Neilsen guest stars!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Ringbanger (s1, ep16)

Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Frank, Margaret, and a drunk Henry.

8:00pm

All in the Family

The Bunkers & Inflation (part 1) (s5, ep1)

The Bunker's breadwinner tries to avoid breaking the news that his union has called a strike.

8:30pm

All in the Family

The Bunkers & Inflation (part 2) (s5, ep2)

Tempers flare in the Bunker household when Archie finds himself with nothing to do but sit around the house.

9:00pm

All in the Family

The Bunkers & Inflation (part 3) (s5, ep3)

When strike negotiations bog down, Archie grudgingly trades places with Edith and allows her to take a job at Jefferson's dry cleaners.

9:30pm

All in the Family

The Bunkers & Inflation (part 4) (s5, ep4)

Archie's union serttles the strike,but under terms that effectively leave him worse off than he was before the walkout.

10:00pm

Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics

Sounds Of The Cities

"Ike & Tina Turner Revue - "Proud Mary"; James Brown - It's A Man's Man's Man's World”; Glady's Knight & The Pips - "I Heard It Through The Grapevine"; Sam & Dave - "I Thank You"; Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers - "Goody Goody"; Ike and Tina Turner Revue – “Bold Soul Sister”."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Nancy Wilson And Nanette Fabray

"Guests Nancy Wilson and Nanette Fabray. Originally aired on 01/12/70."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Remember The Alimony (s5, ep20)

Rob and Laura recall a rough trip to Mexico where a divorce is only $10.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Dear Sally Rogers (s5, ep21)

A gag on live TV leaves Sally with many suitors.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

A Dog's Life (s4, ep21)

Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Parallel (s4, ep11)

An astronaut arrives back on Earth, noticing several differences.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Canary Sedan (s3, ep37)

A woman hears voices in her car when she arrives in Hong Kong to join her husband.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Takeover (s5, ep14)

Phelps must stop Charles Peck from using violence, created by professional provocateur Billy Walsh, to elevate his puppet, Mayor Steven Tallman, to the governorship. Dana is a provocateur herself, arrested by Barney, the current governor's representative.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Moon Child (s2, ep22)

Kimble arrives in a small town where women are being murdered by an unknown serial killer and a vigilante mob mistakes Kimble (a stranger in town) of being the killer. Kimble hides out with a mentally retarded young woman named Joanne Mercer, a 'moon chil

4:00am

Harry O

Apb Harry Orwell

"Harry Orwell is framed for murder and must break out of jail to prove his innocence."

5:00am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-14 (s3, ep10)

Friday and Gannon try to get citizens to take part in a crime-prevention campaign.

5:30am

Dragnet

Narcotics - Dr-16 (s3, ep11)

A businessman's war against drug addiction results in a new group whose motto is "freaking out isn't in."

6:00am

Adam-12

Hollywood Division (s6, ep10)

There's a new dispatcher on today's day watch, and while Reed can't stand her voice, Malloy sees the situation much differently. On patrol, they search for a hit and run driver who left a small girl in serious condition, investigate a break-in at a synagogue, deal with a drunk woman who is searching for her daughter and become part of a SWAT team attempting to neutralize a sniper terrorizing the movie studio from which he was just fired.

6:30am

Adam-12

Northeast Division (s6, ep11)

Reed has full faith that an Explorer Scout volunteering at the station can repair his television set in time to watch 'King Kong,' but Malloy thinks he's crazy for letting a teenager work on expensive electronics. On today's patrol, they engage in a high-speed chase with a teenager on a modified dirt bike, investigate a report of a woman who may have buried her husband in their backyard, search for a female bank robber, deal with a group of women illegally protesting outside a supermarket and respond to a call of a robbery in progress at a coffee shop.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Summer Fit

"Bill and Toony get their summer bods ready with the help of a few guests."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Orchid (s3, ep27)

Wally asks out a rich girl who drops hints that she would like an orchid for her corsage. Wally quickly discovers that getting one is going to be more difficult then he originally thought.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Ward's Baseball (s3, ep28)

Ward's cherished autographed baseball becomes the object that Larry and Beaver just can't keep their hands off of. They decide to play catch with it and it ends up getting run over by a truck.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Nervous Accomplice (s1, ep3)

Sybil Granger hires Mason to help her buy stock in her estranged husband's oil company on the sly. By this, Sybil hopes to force her husband's latest girlfriend, Roxy Howard, out of the company and his life altogether.

10:00am

Matlock

The Black Widow (s3, ep)

Ken Wilson was sent to prison, convicted of murdering his wife. After his release seven years later, he runs into his wife in Los Angeles, only now she's going by another name. When she turns up dead, Wilson is again arrested and charged with her murder. Matlock is determined to prove the man's innocence.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Ches And The Grand Lady (s7, ep16)

Lonnie must protect his Aunt Cordelia when her cherished friendship with Ches Collins angers one of his cousins.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Go-getter (s5, ep24)

John and Ben again come to blows about work at the mill.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Catawomper (s7, ep19)

A woman tries to make her boyfriend jealous when she's had enough of his attitude.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Lady And The Mark (s11, ep18)

It seems as though everyone wants a piece of a ranch hand who makes a gold strike—including a beautiful woman who may have ulterior motives.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Illustrator (s3, ep12)

Lucas encourages a drunken artist charged with murder to use his talents to identify the true killer.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Silent Knife (s3, ep13)

Lucas and Mark try to persuade a persecuted young mute to return stolen money.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Dr. Swift Cloud Story

"The wagon train runs into their old pal Swift Cloud who's on his way back to his Native American village after studying medicine in China. However, the aspiring physician faces resentment from both whites and his own people."

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Inspection (s5, ep5)

The station becomes aware of the Battalion Chief's impending inspection. A wife is convinced that her husband's heart transplant means he no longer loves her. Paramedics aid a parachutist snagged on a radio tower. Dr. Brackett treats a veterinarian. An accident victim goes into shock.

Ron Howard guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Sometimes You Hear The Bullet (s1, ep17)

Frank throws his back out while spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad, Again (s1, ep18)

Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch and no one will notice; and Radar cheats on his final exam.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Long-john Flap (s1, ep19)

The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long johns from his father. They get passed around from person to person as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen and given up to Father Mulcahy, who ends up giving them away.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Army-navy Game (s1, ep20)

The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and Trapper are left the task of following instructions to disarm the bomb.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Granny Lives It Up (s5, ep11)

The family is doing spring-cleaning when there is a knock on the door. John Cushing comes to take Granny out. When Drysdale finds out, he gets Mrs. Drysdale’s father, who was in Vegas and is sent to Beverly Hills with his “financial advisors” (Las Vegas showgirls), to also sweep Granny off her feet. Soon she is juggling both Mr. Farquhar and Mr. Cushing, trying to decide.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Here Comes The Bride (s4, ep22)

Ralph's advice to a lodge brother on how to be head of the household has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Gamble (s5, ep9)

Hogan must prevent the Germans from getting ahold of a secret device that was aboard a plane shot down near camp.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Defector (s5, ep10)

Hogan must get a defecting field marshal to England, whom Hochstetter has followed to Stalag 13.

Aliens visit Burgess Meredith and Don Rickles!

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Mr. Dingle, The Strong (s2, ep19)

Martians give Luther Dingle the strength of 300 men.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Witless Witness (s6, ep28)

A judge is accused of murdering a government witness who planned to expose him as a crook.

12:35am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-06 (s3, ep6)

Friday's apartment party provides insight into the nature of an officer's private life.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Impromptu Murder (s3, ep38)

A lawyer decides to murder one of his clients.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Little White Frock (s3, ep39)

A producer is surprised when an actor announces his retirement plans.

2:05am

Mannix

Run Till Dark (s5, ep1)

When a Little League coach goes missing, Mannix investigates and soon discovers that the man went into hiding after a mobster made an attempt on his life.

3:05am

Cannon

Dead Lady's Tears (s3, ep10)

When a plane carrying three million in negotiable securities vanishes, the insurance carrier hires Cannon to find out what happened to it.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Final Judgment (part 1) (s6, ep18)

Barnaby comes to suspect that the wrong man was convicted in an 11-year-old kidnapping case.

5:00am

Dragnet

Internal Affairs - Dr-20 (s3, ep12)

Martin Milner and Kent McCord appear as Officers Malloy and Reed to portray the policeman's role in society.

5:30am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-17 (s3, ep13)

A conference provokes old-line policemen to reassess their attitudes, particularly toward minority groups.

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