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9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Snow Day (s6, ep14)

Marie reveals her true feelings for Debra.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cookies (s6, ep15)

Ray's parents' house is targeted by Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Go Light On The Heavy Water (s1, ep9)

Hogan plans to destroy a heavy water supply by convincing Klink it is a youth potion.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Top Hat, White Tie And Bomb Sight (s1, ep10)

Hogan uses Klink to contact an Allied spy after Klink bugs the prisoners' quarters.

Carl Reiner guest stars!

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Carl Reiner

In Accident Prone, an accident prone Carol tries to get insurance before she's hurt. Then, in Funny Lady, a comedian can't stop cracking jokes in her marriage counseling session. Finally, in Supermarket Checker, Carol plays a slow, obnoxious checker, determined to embarrass Harvey who's on a date.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Cautious Coquette (s1, ep18)

Mason navigate his way through a hornet's nest of murder, hit-and-run, secret marriage and a missing witness.

William Shatner experiences terror, this time at a lonely diner.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Nick Of Time (s2, ep7)

A superstitious newlywed becomes obsessed by a penny fortune-telling machine when he and his new wife are stranded with car trouble.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Magic Shop (s2, ep)

A little boy vanishes in a magic shop, only to reappear later with supernatural powers and evil intentions.

2:05am

Mannix

Another Final Exit (aka The Box) (s1, ep21)

Bernie Farmer is mistaken as being responsible for a missing million dollars used as bait in a drug ring.

3:05am

Cannon

To Ride A Tiger

"Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Poisoned Pigeon (s3, ep22)

A pair of con artists murder a victim who's found them out.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Billie Jo's Independence Day (s3, ep18)

Billie Jo moves out from under her mother's roof and discovers that independence has its drawbacks.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Yogurt, Anyone? (s3, ep19)

High-schooler Betty Jo poses as a college coed to gain the interest of a handsome college boy.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Chickadee Returns (s2, ep7)

Jethro is still hoping to marry burlesque dancer Chickadee Laverne, and she is still hoping for a dance engagement from the Clampetts. Chickadee returns to the mansion, making Jethro very happy. However, her plan to show them her new act, Little Red Riding Hood, goes haywire thanks to a meddling raccoon.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Are Overdrawn (s2, ep8)

After seeing the pool man putting chlorine in the pool, thinking it is poison, and getting a letter they are overdrawn, the Clampetts think that they are broke and Drysdale is trying to get rid of them. However, this is all a misunderstanding, since the letter Jed got was meant for another J.D. Clampett, Jake, who is an out-of-work actor. When Jake gets Jed’s letter, he takes advantage of the notice that he has $36 million dollars, buying a new car and other things.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Cartoons Ain’t Human, You’re Not Built That Way, Wood-peckin’

"Popeye creates his own cartoon idea and casts himself as the hero and Olive as the heroine in a spoof of an old-fashioned melodrama., Pudgy the pup tries to emulate a tough bulldog, but Betty Boop sings him the error of his ways., Popeye tangles with a tough woodpecker."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Life With Tom, Papa Gets The Bird, Tops With Pops

"Tom reads Jerry's bestselling book, "Life with Tom" and experiences some flashbacks., Papa Bear, in an effort to prove he is worthwhile, decides to give Mama Bear’s pet canary a bath with disastrous results., Tom accidentally grabs Tyke, Spike the bulldog's son, when he is trying to get to Jerry."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

The Loan Stranger, Space Mouse, Sleepy Time Bear, A Lad In Bagdad, Knock Knock, Punchy Pooch, Astronut Woody

"A wolf in loan officer's clothing pursues Woody after he forgets to repay a loan., Doc tries to capture and sell Hickory and Dickory as lab mice to NASA., Chilly has to save a hibernating Maxie from a hunter trying to capture him for the zoo., When a crooked magic lamp salesman sells Woody a lamp that actually turns out to be magic, he tries to get it back., Andy and Papa try to stop Woody from pecking on their roof., Doc enters Champ in a boxing match with a kangaroo. When he hears that the kagaroo doesn't fight fair, he uses many tactics to even the scales., Woody mistakes a rocket headed for the moon for a luxury treehouse."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

The Unruly Hare, Hot Rod And Reel, Honey's Money, Rabbit Of Seville, Bartholomew Versus The Wheel, The Astroduck, Knight-mare Hare

"As a surveyor, Elmer Fudd is disturbing Bugs Bunny's peace. , The Coyote finds himself in a lot of situations where he's falling in this one. , Sam marries an ugly, mean widow for her money. , Elmer's hunting for Bugs lands them both on stage at the Hollywood Bowl. , A story about a dog named Bartholomew whose tail is run over by a scooter wheel. This experience left him mad, and spurs up a life-long pursuit of misadventures stealing wheels., Daffy takes up residence in a Mexican mansion; however, he is upset to find that his new abode is already inhabited by Speed Gonzales. So Daffy tries various methods to kick him out. , An apple falls on Bugs' hairdryer sending him back to medieval England."

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Bleak Island (s4, ep21)

West visits an eerie island to get a diamond for the National Museum.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Clay Shelby Story (s8, ep11)

"With Hawks ill and Comanches threatening to attack, an Army troop meets up with the wagon train. The Indians appear to greatly outnumber the soldiers, so to give the train hope the troop's lieutenant falsely tells Hale and Coop that there is also a relief column headed their way. Complicating matters even more, a sergeant from the troop recognizes Clay Shelby, a young man on the wagon train traveling with his pregnant wife, as a deserter from back in the Civil War whom he blames for the death of his brother."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Lady From Mesa (s2, ep28)

Long-time Barkley cowhand Sam Williams is badly injured on guard-duty. Feeling guilty for allowing Williams on the job, Nick is determined to bring Sam’s daughter to his side. She’s a schoolteacher in Mesa, Nevada…or is she?

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Song For Dying (s10, ep21)

A carefree minstrel faces the wrath of the vengeful Lukens clan.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Spitfire (s2, ep17)

After Joe shoots and kills a man starting a fire on the Ponderosa in self-defense, the Cartwrights have their hands full protecting Joe from the dead man's vengeful clan.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Pet (s1, ep15)

Ward Haskins guns down Joe Flecker, who has evidence that could be used to blackmail him. Haskins thinks the information was given to Lucas because he brought Flecker to the doctor before he died. Stirred up by Haskins behavior, Lucas goes through Flecker's things, finding a wanted poster for Haskins in the sole of Flecker's boot.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Sheridan Story (s1, ep16)

Frank Blandon, a man with only one good arm, wanders onto the ranch. Lucas gives Blandon a job to "hire him and Mark a clear conscience." General Sheridan and his patrol wander by and Lucas offers to let them stay the night at the ranch. Blandon once pulled a gun on General Sheridan; as it turns out, Blandon was a Confederate soldier who once had General Sheridan in his gun sight during the war.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Winter Soldier (s7, ep21)

An Army deserter has left stolen Army property at Favor's camp, and is intent on stealing money from a father and daughter who have recently left the drovers' camp alone.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Manhunter (s2, ep1)

Paladin is forced to kill Jimmy Dawes, wanted for murder. When he takes him back to his home town, the townspeople, the sheriff and the boy's brothers give him a hostile welcome.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Vendetta (s2, ep28)

Josh captures and returns a wanted recruit to an Army camp. The commanding officer re-instates the man and refuses to pay Randall his bounty money.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Cash And Carry, Dizzy Detectives, Violent Is The Word For Curly, Creeps, Sweet And Hot, Wham Bam Slam

"Con Men or Good Samaritans? Larry, Moe and Curly blast into the U.S. Treasury in order to get cash to help a poor girl's disabled brother. , The Stooges are carpenters who become policemen. A mysterious burglar disguised as a gorilla has the cops baffled and Mr. Dill, the head of the citizens league, threatening the police chief's job. The boys go on the case and pose as night watchmen at an antiques store. They confront the crook, who turns out to be a real gorilla owned by Dill. After defeating Dill and some other bad guys in a wild fight, the gorilla drinks some nitroglycerin and blows up. , Shemp is a sick man with a bad case of nerves. The stooge's friend Claude, a self-taught healer, tries to cure Shemp with various home- made remedies. When nothing seems to work, Claude suggests they buy his old lemon of a car so they can take Shemp on a trip to the country. The car won't start, and the trip never gets off the ground, but not to worry, Shemp is cured by all the excitement. , It's full service fun when three college professors are literally blown way by the Three Stooges when they stop at their filling station. , The stooges are movers for an express company and on a rainy night are sent to move some junk, including a suit of armor, from a spooky old house., Nightclub performer Larry wants Joe and his sister Tiny to join the act. The only problem is that Tiny is afraid to sing in front of people. They take her to a psychiatrist (Moe) who cures her, and the act is a success. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Blood From The Mummy's Tomb

"An archaeological expedition uncovers a coffin with an Egyptian evil awaiting."

The Penguin runs for mayor of Gotham City in this memorable episode!

10:30pm

Batman

Hizzoner The Penguin (s2, ep17)

After several heroic feats, the Penguin campaigns to be the Mayor of Gotham City. Batman realizes the only way to stop him is to run for mayor himself.

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Return Of The Archons (s1, ep21)

The Enterprise encounters a seemingly peaceful civilization run by a "benevolent" being named Landru.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Mr. Zero (s5, ep12)

A little man from Mars appears. He has the unwitting power to freeze people with his finger, and criminals trick him into helping them.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Whatever Goes Up (s5, ep13)

Jimmy accidentally discovers an anti-gravity fluid, but then he can't remember the formula.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Blast Off Into Space (s2, ep1)

Dr. Smith and Will befriend an old miner named Nerim. After a series of earthquakes indicates that the planet is breaking up, Dr. Smith tries to convince them that it is merely the effects of mining, and no harm will come to the planet. John informs him that he is wrong and that the Robinson family will be departing within the day. It is a race against time to escape the crumbling planet.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Heat Monster (s3, ep17)

The Seaview battles alien heat monsters on the arctic ice cap.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

A Small War (s2, ep22)

A sadistic child discovers the Earthlings and unleashes his mechanical toys against them.

Series finale!

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Town Of Terror (s1, ep30)

Tony and Doug are propelled into the future (1978) to fight invaders siphoning off the Earth's oxygen.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Mutation (s1, ep3)

David meets a stripper who claims to have seen something strange in the desert, but a secret jeopardizes his life.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Seekers

"Before the mountain's hit by a storm,a military man,Master Sargent Monahan arrives,whom Mad Jack mistakes for an infamous being of sorts. It's up to Adams to not only prepare all for the storm but to prove the identity of the Sgt. as well."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

To Rope A Grizzly

"Marlin and Stan are invited to help capture one of the most feared animals on four legs, a livestock marauding grizzly. They plan to use the only capture method suited to the animal and the country – roping the fierce and powerful bear."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Sea Lion Number Seven

"Far out in the Pacific Ocean lies a tiny island. Once every year, these barren rocks explode with life as Steller sea lions come ashore by the thousands to breed and give birth to their young. Marlin sails to the island to join a team of scientists to observe and take part in a tagging project."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Return Of The Salmon

"In the chill, glacier-fed streams of Alaska sockeye salmon are born, and follow the current to the sea. After two or three great annual circuits of the North Pacific, the call comes to return."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

In Search Of A Giant Armadillo

"Marlin and Stan journey to Guyana, South America in search of one of the world’s rarest wild animals, the giant armadillo."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Chase By Copter

"Marlin and Jim take to the air in a helicopter for two thrilling hunts over Canada…one in search of a giant moose and then in the mountains of western Canada for a mountain goat roundup."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Lion Country

"Probably the greatest of the great cats is the king of beasts … the African lion. Roaming the open savannas, its roar is a threat to all who live within its range. Its amazing physical abilities make it the most feared hunter on the African continent."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Alice's September Song (s2, ep23)

An old boyfriend of Alice's is in town and begins to wine and dine her, putting a strain on her relationship with Sam. But the old flame appears to have other intentions in mind.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Tell It Like It Is (s2, ep24)

Carol has been acting mysteriously lately and Mike and Alice can't figure out what she's up to. It's discovered that Carol is writing an article about life with the Brady family for Tomorrow's Woman Magazine.

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Go Hollywood (s2, ep9)

Jake and Opal Clampett are continuing to stay at the Clampett mansion, and Elly and Jethro are more than happy to serve them. But Granny isn’t impressed by Jake at all, and isn’t even sure if Jake is related to Jed. Jethro and Elly both decide they want to get into the movie business, and the two get help from Jake and Opal. Jethro turns into a Marlon Brando-type and Elly fancies herself a glamorous movie star, taking the name Venus Adore.

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Garden Party (s2, ep11)

Mrs. Drysdale is having a garden party and tells the Clampetts not to attend. However, they misunderstand and think she wants them to come. Jane and Drysdale try to stop them, but when they say how they still want to go, Jane arranges for them to have society clothes. When they arrive at the party, Mrs. Drysdale sends them back next door to handle the overflow crowd.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy Gets A Paris Gown (s5, ep20)

Lucy decides to go on a hunger strike until Ricky agrees to buy her a designer dress. The plan works perfectly, even though Ethel has been smuggling food to Lucy. But when Ricky discovers what Lucy has been up to, he puts together a crazy outfit made of burlap and passes it off as a Paris original.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Glamour Girl (s4, ep10)

Wally is shocked to learn that the glamorous Kitty Bannerman is visiting Mayfield and he's afraid that she will find out that he's not the rich hot shot that he told her he was in the letters that he had sent her.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Chuckie's New Shoes (s4, ep11)

A neighbor gives Wally the responsibility of taking her son, Chuckie, down to the shoe store to pick out a pair of shoes. However, when Wally gives the job to Beaver, Beaver finds himself searching for Chuckie, who has gotten himself lost.

2:00pm

Charlie's Angels

Hellride (s1, ep1)

Sabrina becomes a race driver while Kelly, Jill and Bosley assume unusual disguises to learn why a pretty woman driver lost control of her car and died in a flaming wreck. They discover a conspiracy that extends far beyond the track.

3:00pm

Hart to Hart

Hit Jennifer Hart

"When Jonathan uncovers a scandal effecting dockworkers, a hit man posing as a long lost cousin is hired to kill Jennifer."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Escape / Cinderella Girls

"With the help of Ipsy Dauphin, Gregory Udall satisfies his ego and performs the "Ultimate Escape" on Fantasy Island."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Love Boat Musical (my Ex-mom / The Show Must Go On / The Pest / My Aunt, The Worrier) (part 1)

"The crew surprises Captain Stubing with the news that they are putting on a musical revue as entertainment for the passengers, with a script co-written by Gopher and Isaac. The Captain publicly declines to play the lead role in it, but privately fantasizes about being in it and even practices for it."

6:30pm

Collector's Call

David Meinz- Vintage Fitness Fads

"Dietician and nutritionist David Meinz has collected a museum's worth of samples, advertising, and more showcasing America's decades-long love affair with quack cures and weird weight-loss schemes. Americana expert Henry Tankersley weighs in on the market value of David's wildest finds, from weight-loss cigarettes to a vitamin mixture made with alcohol, for the whole family!"

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Picture This (s10, ep20)

Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen back together.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

That Darn Kid (s10, ep21)

Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling its milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Edith's 50th Birthday (part 1) (s8, ep4)

Before Edith arrives home, Gloria and Mike teaches Archie the plan for Edith 50th birthday surprise party which will be taken at 6 o'clock at the Stivics house. Edith comes back home while Archie and the Stivics leave to decorate the house for the party. A sudden knock at the door reveals a cop. Edith welcomes the policeman inside the house who claims that there's a rapist in town but he slips out that it's him. Edith is held at gunpoint and pushed on the couch. The rapist slowly strips Edith! Before it can go any longer, the phone rings. The rapist orders Edith to get rid of the caller as soon as possible. When she does, Archie knocks at the door, wondering why the hell the door is locked. The rapist hides himself in the closet and once again orders Edith to get rid of Archie. She does as quickly as possible. Still stranded in the house with the armed man, they suddenly smell something burning. It was the cake which Edith previously started to bake. They rush to the oven where the room is just smoke. When she it pulls, she tosses the hot cake in the rapist's face and rushes outside the kitchen door, but he stops her. She knees him in the groin and exits as soon as possible out of the front door and interupts the party, running into Archie's arms.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's 50th Birthday (part 2) (s8, ep5)

When Edith tells the story to the family in tears, Gloria and Mike believe she should report to the police while Archie fears Edith will be the one going to jail. Two weeks later, Edith is still ironing sheets for no reason and keeps running upstairs when someone knocks on the door. Gloria tells her dad to give her some TLC (Tender Loving Care). But while he does so, Gloria gets a call from the policemen asking her to identify the rapist. Edith is afraid, but with convincing, Archie takes Edith to the police station.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Unequal Partners (s8, ep6)

Archie must delay his weekend fishing trip with Barney when Edith announces that she has invited people from the SunShine Home to attend an elderly couple's wedding at 704 on the same day Archie planned to leave.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie's Grand Opening (s8, ep7)

On the eve of his grand opening, Harry quits Archie's bar when the bigot bosses Harry around. Helpless, Edith and the Stivics come on time and gladly decide to help out. With a great crowd, Archie faces more problems; Mike can't get the right mixes, Edith sings, the guys are after Gloria and not only that, Archie's boss at the loading docks arrive where Archie quits, upseting Edith.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lucky Suit (s6, ep16)

Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Skit, The (s6, ep17)

Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of Frank and Marie.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Bad Old Days (s1, ep29)

Rob yearns for the good 'ol days... until a dream takes him back to reality.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Sol And The Sponsor (s1, ep30)

Rob's old Army buddy visits and insults a big sponsor.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Please Leave The Premises (s4, ep24)

The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Trouble With Templeton (s2, ep9)

An aging actor longing for the good old days is given a sobering glimpse of the past he holds so dear.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Beyond The Sea Of Death (s2, ep)

After a failed marriage to a fortune hunter, heiress Grace Renford vows to never make the same blunder again.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Run For The Money (s6, ep13)

Syndicate members Trask and Mason control the Syndicate's illegal racing operations, with Trask ruthlessly dispatches the competition—the IMF must take them out.

3:00am

The Fugitive

The End Of The Line

"As Dr. Kimble attempts to return a wallet that he stole, he witnesses a murder and becomes the prime suspect himself."

4:00am

Harry O

Second Sight

"Harry Orwell is drawn into an extraordinary mystery when he follows a trail of murders forecast by a novelist suffering from hysterical blindness."

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Cigarette Butt (s4, ep7)

A murder victim's smoking habits help Friday track down the killer.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Missing Person (s4, ep8)

A high school student is missing.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 71 -- I Feel Like A Fool, Malloy (s1, ep7)

It is a shift of conflicts forcing Malloy and Reed to use their wits to keep control and make the right decisions end on a low note.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 72 -- El Presidente (s1, ep8)

Malloy teases Reed about calculating the cost of a new house while their first baby is still six months away. In the meantime they settle a domestic dispute between arguing neighbors and help a taxi driver who was just robbed as well as a local man mistaken as the president by a group of rural Mexicans. Finally, they must arrest a psychotic shooter holed up in his house.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Cornhusker State

"Oh my, Omaha! Nebraska's splendor is savored by Toony and Bill."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Kenneth (s4, ep12)

While at a parent's meeting, June leans from Miss Landers that someone has been stealing in Beaver's class. So far a baseball glove, a lunch box and a baseball cap were heisted. Later, June makes a shocking discovery; she finds the stolen items under Beaver's bed. This leaves June and Ward wondering if they're raising a thief.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Accordian (s4, ep13)

An advertisement in the mail for a free tryout of an accordion has Beaver sneaking around behind Ward's back. After rescuing the flyer from the trash, Beaver sends it in and indeed gets an accordion that he quickly finds hard to hide from his parents.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Angry Dead Man (s4, ep18)

Willard Nesbitt faked his drowning death in a boating accident so his wife could collect the double indemnity life insurance money.

10:00am

Matlock

The Kidnapping: Part 1 (s8, ep)

Abductors try to kidnap Leanne but take Billy instead and hold him for ransom.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Samurai (s1, ep6)

McGarrett protects suspected gangster Tokura from Japanese assassins, even as he and Five-O try to find evidence linking Tokura to organized crime.

John Ritter guest stars!

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Sinner (s1, ep7)

A young preacher, Matthew Fordwick (John Ritter), comes to Walton's Mountain fresh from seminary, where he has learned the currently-popular fire and brimstone style of preaching.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Winner Take All (s10, ep22)

Matt intervenes when an intense feud between the Renner brothers reaches its breaking point.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Bank Run (s2, ep19)

Joe and Hoss get in some trouble when they "rob" the bank.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Retired Gun (s1, ep17)

Wes Carney and his wife, Clair, want to settle down and they figure North Fork might do fine. Wes is a well known gunfighter, who has promised Clair that he would hang up his guns for good. The Carney's want to live a simple, honest life and the Feed and Grain Store, which is up for sale, seems like it might work for them.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Photographer (s1, ep18)

Abel Goss, the photographer who took Lucas' wedding photograph, is in North Fork doing a portrait of Mark standing in the street. When Goss sees Col. Whiteside and his sidekick, Jamison, he recognizes them as the butchers who tortured him and others while he was captive in a Civil War prison camp.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Hector Heatherton Story (s8, ep13)

"Charlie has finally found someone else who shares his dream of man being able to fly, henpecked inventor Hector Heatherton, who has been working on an idea for building a flying machine so Charlie volunteers to build a machine for Hector."

5:00pm

Emergency!

I'll Fix It (s4, ep2)

A woman's husband is trapped under their house, where a natural oil well has erupted. John tries to fix a boy's bike. A boy who wants to become a doctor is admitted to Rampart. The firemen rescue a child stuck in a pipe. Roy and John remove a ring from a young man’s finger. Roy and Capt. Stanley struggle with a shutoff valve at a burning building.

Kellye Nakahara gets her big moment and Rita Wilson guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hey, Look Me Over (s11, ep1)

Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to nurses besides her.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Foreign Affairs (s11, ep3)

The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Joker Is Wild (s11, ep4)

Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Who Knew? (s11, ep5)

Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Breakup Tape, The (s6, ep18)

Debra wants to know why Ray saved a gift for his college girlfriend.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Talk To Your Daughter (s6, ep19)

Ray is totally unprepared for Ally's line of questions.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Happiness Is A Warm Sergeant (s1, ep11)

After Klink finds Sergeant Schultz drunk he gets a tough new replacement.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Scientist (s1, ep12)

LeBeau pretends to be a famous French scientist who is visiting camp while Hogan smuggles the real one out.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Steve Lawrence And Tim Conway

In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic kitchen products. Then, in The Oldest Man, a fast-changing actor hires the Oldest Man. Finally, in Day Shift-Night Shift, Carol and Tim pantomime as a married couple on opposite shifts.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Haunted Husband (s1, ep19)

Hitchhiking because her purse was stolen, Claire Olger is picked up by Michael Greeley. Intoxicated, he loses control of the car and collides with an oncoming truck. Arriving at the scene of the accident, the police find Claire alone in the car and the truck driver dead.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Most Unusual Camera (s2, ep10)

Small-time crooks end up with a camera that takes photos of events five minutes into the future.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Night Caller (s2, ep)

A mystifying young man and intimidating phone calls put Marcia Fowler on the edge of madness.

2:05am

Mannix

Eight To Five, Its A Miracle (s1, ep22)

Mannix is hired to investigate an alleged miracle that has been occurring on the land of a crime boss.

3:05am

Cannon

The Prisoners (s2, ep20)

Gordon Bell gets involved in a fight. When his opponent dies, Gordon is arrested and charged with murder. Cannon has to bring the truth to light . The corpulent detective soon discovers that Gordon is only a pawn in a devilish scheme.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Jeopardy For Two (s3, ep23)

Barnaby follows a double agent who's stolen a porcelain collection.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary Auto - Courtroom (s4, ep9)

The policeman's role in court is highlighted in this episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

Internal Affairs - Parolee (s4, ep10)

Friday and Gannon retrace a 14-year-old investigation to determine whether charges can be brought against a man up for parole.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 101: Someone Stole My Lawn (s1, ep9)

Reed wants an early dinner when his wife puts him on a low-cal diet. However, one after another events prevents them from going code 7 all night long. Events include the theft of a man's sod, stolen credit cards and a suspected car theft.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 132 -- Producer (s1, ep10)

Reed tries to pawn off his new litter of puppies to co-workers, strangers and even victims. The officers work a silent alarm, rescue a boy with his head stuck in a fence and track down a prowler.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Happy Birthday, Pepe!

"Bill and Toony celebrate the debut of Pepé Le Pew."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Uncle Billy (s4, ep14)

Ward's Uncle Billy arrives in Mayfield for a visit and begins telling Wally and Beaver exaggerated stories. Not realizing this, Beaver expects Billy to come through after promising Beaver a fishing reel.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Teacher's Daughter (s4, ep15)

Wally's latest girlfriend is Julie Foster, who just happens to be the daughter of a Mr. Foster, who teaches English. Meanwhile, at school, a new semester lands Wally in Mr. Foster's class and he quickly finds himself feeling uncomfortable—especially after Eddie tells him that his relationship with Julie will determine his grades.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Blind Man's Bluff (s4, ep19)

Crooked jewelry store owner Karl Addison learns that he needs an operation that will temporarily blind him. Addison makes plans to rob his own store knowing that his sightlessness will provide him with a perfect alibi.

10:00am

Matlock

The Kidnapping: Part 2 (s8, ep)

Abductors try to kidnap Leanne but take Billy instead and hold him for ransom.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

...and They Painted Daisies On His Coffin (s1, ep7)

While off-duty, Danno chases down a young teenager who was trying to break into a car. Danno is stunned when he accidentally kills the boy. When investigators can't locate the boy's gun, Danno is indicted for first-degree murder.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Boy From The C.c.c. (s1, ep8)

A troubled teenager from Manhattan runs away from the Civilian Conservation Corps to Walton's Mountain.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Eliab's Aim (s10, ep23)

Festus' nephew Eliab comes gunning for him.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Fugitive (s2, ep20)

Adam takes a trip to Mexico to collect the body of the son of a former Ponderosa foreman who is too old to make the trip. Believing it to be a simple task, Adam arrives only to find that there is a lot more going on.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Shivaree (s1, ep19)

Aaron Pelser's wagon train comes across a pair of young boys on a buck board heading west, so he invites them to join the train. When he finds out that one of the boys is actually a girl and the two claim to be headed to Yuma to get married, Pelser and his crowd force them to be married in North Fork.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Deadeye Kid (s1, ep20)

McCain befriends Donnel O'Mahoney, a tough kid from Brooklyn, and arranges with two men for the young man to continue his travels on their wagon. Things go wrong, however, when one of them is murdered, and the other accuses the boy.

Jack Lord and James Caan guest star!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Echo Pass Story (s8, ep14)

"While out looking for water Coop and Charlie are stopped by a gang of five, including two women, who are on the run after robbing a bank and killing three lawmen. The leader of the gang shoots Charlie after tying him up, and they take Coop to lead them through a mountain pass to get to California."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Gossip (s4, ep3)

Roy encourages John to represent the station in the Fireman's Olympics track events. An armored car sideswipes a motorist and Station 51 must break into the van. A nurse spreads the rumor that Dr. Morton is having financial problems. Doctors treat a child with cyanide poisoning from peach pits. Dr. Brackett treats a bigamist with a skull fracture. The firemen rescue an electrocution victim hanging in mid-air and a man trapped in a warehouse fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bombshells (s11, ep6)

Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a wounded soldier, and is less than impressed when he is presented with a Bronze Star.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Settling Debts (s11, ep7)

Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Moon Is Not Blue (s11, ep8)

With the camp facing prohibition and a severe medical supply shortage during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Run For The Money (s11, ep9)

When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Vote For Debra, A (s6, ep20)

Ray votes against Debra for school president.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Call Me Mom (s6, ep21)

Ray wants Debra to start calling Marie "mom."

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan's Hofbrau (s1, ep13)

Hogan visits a local Hofbrau to get the plans to a German army division that is camping out nearby.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Oil For The Lamps Of Hogan (s1, ep14)

Hogan convinces Klink that there is oil underneath the camp in order to discourage the Germans from building a synthetic fuel plant there.

The legendary Vincent Price takes the stage with Carol Burnett.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Joel Grey And Vincent Price

In Carol and Sis, Carol meets Vicki's mama's-boy boyfriend. Then, in The Switchboard, Carol plays a nosey operator who eavesdrops on the romantic entanglements of the hotel guests.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lonely Heiress (s1, ep20)

Heiress Marilyn Cartright places an ad in a magazine in order to find love and companionship. In reality, Marilyn is looking for the con artist who swindled and drove her sister to suicide.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Dust (s2, ep12)

After selling the rope for a hanging, a conscienceless peddler tries to sell the condemned man's father a bag of "magic dust."

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Evil Of Adelaide Winters (s2, ep)

A woman runs a psychic scam, making people believe she can contact their dead love ones. One of her victims, however, becomes dangerously obsessed when he believes she is able to contact his dead son.

2:05am

Mannix

Delayed Reaction (s1, ep23)

Mannix discovers that a 20-year-old crime is attached to a mysterious hit-and-run accident.

3:05am

Cannon

The Seventh Grave (s2, ep21)

Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Bond Of Fear (s3, ep24)

Barnaby is hired to reinvestigate a case in which a woman is found innocent of murder by a jury, but found guilty by the townspeople.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary Auto - Juvenile Genius (s4, ep11)

Friday tracks down thieves responsible for a series of Los Angeles robberies.

5:30am

Dragnet

Bunco - $9,000 (s4, ep12)

The search is on for a swindler who conned an old vaudevillian out of $9,000 he found on a sidewalk.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 111: Snake In The Trunk (s1, ep11)

A ditzy young woman reports her 1958 Ford convertible stolen while she went into a liquor store. She left the keys in the car, has no paperwork, doesn't know the license number or other details but she needs it by 6 PM for a date. She finally tells the officers that her eight-foot boa constrictor is in the trunk as she was coming from the vet.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 61: The Runaway (s1, ep12)

Walters and Brinkman are on a roll lately and like to brag, much to the irritation of Reed. He and Malloy help them out by finishing one of their calls, then rescue a sick teenage girl and arrest the young man who took her in. Back on patrol, they meet an informant who gives them a tip on a big drug buy scheduled for 11 PM. They give the info to Sgt. Miller who asks them to help in the bust.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Toon In's Wellness Wednesday: Money Matters

"Bill and Toony try to improve their finances in the new year with consumer advocate and special guest Jeff Rossen from Rossen Reports."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Ward's Millions (s4, ep16)

Wanting Ward to become a millionaire, Beaver buys him a book called "I Became a Millionaire in Twelve Months." Ward thanks him for it but Beaver quickly learns that Ward is just being polite as to spare his feelings.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Secret Life (s4, ep17)

After revealing that he wants to be a writer when he grows up, Ward buys Beaver a diary to practice writing and Beaver begins keeping a record of his daily activities. However, June and Ward pick the lock and sneak a peek at his diary after Beaver neglects to come home on time.

Adam West guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Barefaced Witness (s4, ep20)

In a small California town throwing a festival during which all men wear beards, Paul Drake tries to locate missing money embezzled by a former bank president.

10:00am

Matlock

The Temptation (s8, ep)

A thug tries to make Leanne fall in love with him by using her journal that he stole from her house.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Twenty-four Karat Kill (s1, ep8)

A woman buys fish from a monger, and is followed home and murdered. McGarrett and the team must discover who killed her and stop smugglers from completing their operation.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Ceremony (s1, ep9)

A Jewish Nazi-refugee family moves to Walton's Mountain from Germany

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Thursday's Child (s10, ep24)

Doc falls for a woman who seems to be haunted by her past.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Tax Collector (s2, ep22)

At the behest of a local bureaucrat, good-for-nothing Jock Henry becomes Virginia City's tax collector. Jock also becomes drunk with power, levying huge, unfair assessments against everybody in the vicinity.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Indian (s1, ep21)

U.S. Marshal Sam Buckhart arrives in North Fork in search of renegade indians suspected of the brutal killing of a Texas Ranger and his family. The townspeople are suspicious of him, however, when they discover that he, too, is an indian.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Boarding House (s1, ep22)

Reformed card shark Julia Massini now runs a respectable boarding house in North Fork, but Sid Fallon is threatening to reveal her sordid past unless she lets him turn the establishment into a saloon and gambling hall.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Chottsie Gubenheimer Story (s8, ep15)

"Hale finds his old flame Chottsie Gubenheimer (played by John McIntire's real-life wife Jeanette Nolan) working in a gambling house and in an argument with the owner, so he asks her to come with him and join the wagon train. He comes to realize that he's getting more problems than he bargained for."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Nagging Suspicion (s4, ep4)

Roy picks winning horses from the newspaper and Johnny wants to know how he does it. The paramedics rescue a woman who has fallen into a lion’s cage, a dancer in a bar and an adult skateboarder who landed in a cactus patch. They also save a bleeding policeman from a sniper.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

U.n., The Night And The Music (s11, ep10)

A United Nations delegation tours the 4077th—a Swede, a Hindu and a British officer— and each leaves a lasting effect on the men and women of the camp.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Strange Bedfellows (s11, ep11)

The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J. and Hawkeye from counting sheep. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter discovers that his son-in-law, Bob Wilson, has had an affair.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Say No More (s11, ep12)

A military strategist refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his own son. And Margaret develops laryngitis, as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Chesler.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Friends And Enemies (s11, ep13)

Potter must deal with an old Army friend who is getting his own soldiers killed through his incompetency.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mother's Day (s6, ep22)

Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bigger Person, The (s6, ep23)

Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Reservations Are Required (s1, ep15)

When Hogan tries to arrange the unscheduled escape of 20 men, his mission is complicated when a captured sergeant jumps the gun.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Anchors Aweigh, Men Of Stalag 13 (s1, ep16)

Hogan and his men are tasked with getting an escaped prisoner and smuggled German gun sight to England. To accomplish this Hogan convinces Klink that he is fatigued and should have an officer's club in which to relax.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Tim Conway And Bernadette Peters

In As the Stomach Turns, Carol's sweet niece visits, only to discover she's possessed, in this parody of "The Exorcist". Then, in Two-Man Sub, two sailors must complete their mission: sink Cleveland.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Green-eyed Sister (s1, ep21)

Arthur West, a disreputable private investigator, has found J. J. Stanley in a cheap motel. He knows Stanley and his partner, Ned Bain, were involved in the embezzlement of the Texas National Bank. He wants to blackmail Bain into giving him money to keep quiet.

The Professor himself, Russell Johnson guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Back There (s2, ep13)

While discussing time travel among friends in 1961, a man suddenly finds himself in 1865—on the date of Lincoln's assassination.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Jar (s2, ep)

A man buys a jar containing a mystifying "thing" in this tale adapted from a short story by Ray Bradbury.

2:05am

Mannix

To Kill A Writer (s1, ep17)

When Mannix is hired to prevent a murder of a mystery writer, the intended victim wants no help in solving the crime himself.

3:05am

Cannon

Catch Me If You Can (s2, ep22)

A young girl turns up dead at the yacht party thrown by two jet set brothers, Edgar and Norman Bruce. Her father, George Able, wants to exact revenge, but before he can even get close to the siblings he is beaten up by his henchmen. Cannon is hired by Abel's second daughter.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Theater Of Fear (s4, ep2)

A former actress believes that someone is trying to foil her comeback.

5:00am

Dragnet

Narco - Missing Hype (s4, ep13)

This episode focuses on drugs, paying particular attention to addiction symptoms.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - Helpful Woman (s4, ep14)

Police track down a thief who specializes in elderly people.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 81: The Long Walk (s1, ep14)

After roll call, Reed and Malloy provide backup at a robbery, help a lost man return home, handle a call about a prowler and respond to a silent alarm. Malloy demonstrates for Reed the importance of "officer presence."

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 36 -- Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack (s1, ep15)

Reed and Malloy spot TJ, an informant, who tells them about a possible drug house. They spot a woman and girl at the same bus stop an hour apart. When they stop to talk to her, she tries to run.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday 1949

"Bill and Toony explore the year 1949!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Track Meet (s4, ep18)

Wally is all set to compete in a track meet but after the coach catches him "horsing around" in the locker room, he's ousted from the meet, even though Lumpy and Eddie were egging him on.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Old Buddy (s4, ep19)

An old friend of Beaver's spends the weekend at the Cleavers and Beaver is all ready to have a great time like they used to. However, Beaver quickly discovers that people change and in this case Beaver's old buddy has indeed changed.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Difficult Detour (s4, ep21)

Contactor Pete Mallory is charged with the murder of a vacation resort developer.

10:00am

Matlock

The Crook (s8, ep)

Matlock agrees to defend Wally McDaniels, a fellow choir member, after he is arrested for killing the man who had turned him in to the police for stealing rare books.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Ways Of Love (s1, ep9)

After a girl dies during a high-speed car chase, the trail of clues leads to a Los Angeles prison. McGarrett goes undercover as convict Steve Crowley and aids in a prison escape.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Legend (s1, ep10)

John's World War I buddy (Jim Antonio) visits,

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Breckinridge (s10, ep25)

A lawyer from the east questions Matt's every move.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Vengeance (s2, ep21)

After accidentally killing Willie Twilight, a guilt-stricken Hoss is inconsolable. Meanwhile, Willie's brother, Red, arrives in town intent on exacting revenge.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Second Witness (s1, ep23)

Lucas puts his life in jeopardy when he agrees to testify in a murder case involving a witness killed before he could testify and a killer still at large.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Trade (s1, ep24)

Outlaw Sam Morley falls in love with a young woman who has a serious illness. He asks Lucas to turn him in for the reward and then use the money to pay for her medical care.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Wanda Snow Story (s8, ep16)

"Wanda Snow has several times seen events before they have happened, causing several people on the wagon train to accuse her of being a witch. A medicine show peddler/magician gets the idea to use her in his act, but this creates friction between him and his devious partner."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Communication Gaffe (s4, ep5)

Roy and Joanne go on a TV quiz show. Roy and John respond to a holdup where both a policeman and a suspect have been shot, and another officer gives them a hard time over treating the suspect. A woman brings in her abused son for treatment. A man inhales too much nitrous oxide. The paramedics treat a boy suffering an allergic reaction to a bee sting. A pickup carrying kerosene collides with a station wagon and starts a brushfire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Give And Take (s11, ep14)

A wounded GI learns a painful lesson when he forms a recovery room friendship with the enemy soldier he's critically wounded.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

As Time Goes By (s11, ep15)

Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and B.J. goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Pilot Episode

"At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted into Hawkeye's old college. Hawkeye and Trapper decide to hold a party filled with music, dancing, and alcohol to raise money for Ho-John's plane trip to the U.S. They achieve this by raffling off a weekend pass with a nurse, Lieutenant Dish for R&R in Tokyo."

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

To Market, To Market (s1, ep2)

After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in order to get the medicine.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

First Time, The (s6, ep24)

Ray and Debra fondly recall the first night they spent together.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cult, The (s7, ep1)

Robert decides to join a support group.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Happy Birthday, Adolf (s1, ep17)

The guys plan to destroy a gun emplacement so the Allies can attack on Hitler's birthday.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Gold Rush (s1, ep18)

French gold has been stolen by the Nazis. Hogan convinces Klink to have it brought to Stalag 13 so the prisoners can steal it back.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In Vic Voyeur Show, Carol discovers her husband is cheating on her while listening to a radio program. Then, in The Thin Man, a parody on the hit series, the husband-wife detective duo search for a murder among dinner guests. Finally, in The Interrogator, a captured American solider meets the toughest interrogator yet -- a Hitler puppet.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fugitive Nurse (s1, ep22)

Janet Norris is charged with poisoning her doctor husband just before he flew to his death in his private plane. Further investigation reveals that Dr. Norris did not die in the plane crash and that he is in Mexico with his nurse mistress.

Tiny aliens terrorize an old woman in this fan favorite!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Invaders (s2, ep15)

An old woman in an isolated farmhouse is troubled by the appearance of tiny aliens.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Final Escape (s2, ep)

A prisoner bent on breaking out of a maximum-security prison matches wits with his custodian.

2:05am

Mannix

The Girl In The Frame (s1, ep24)

Mannix is hired to investigate a possible forgery of a Renoir when the collector sees the model who posed for the painting in person.

3:05am

Cannon

Press Pass To The Slammer (s2, ep23)

Tim Jardine was persuaded by his friends Amy and Claude to blackmail his father for 50,000 dollars. Nevertheless, Jardine's father is facing bankruptcy and Claude loses his patience and becomes a criminal.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Orchid Killer, The (s4, ep3)

As soon as a man is released from a mental institute for the criminally insane, he's accused of killing one of the nurses.

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Who Killed Who? (s4, ep15)

A shooting case exemplifies how the police gather—and why they must sometimes withhold—evidence.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - The Son (s4, ep16)

Friday investigates a woman's claim that her husband is an armed robber.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 62 -- Grand Theft Horse? (s1, ep16)

The officers have to put with a mystery noise in the car while handling grand theft horse, a naive girl and a robbery suspect who makes fake calls to distract the police

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 33 -- It All Happened So Fast (s1, ep17)

In a behind-the-scenes look at police investigations into deadly force incidents, Reed endures a night of intensive questioning by the station's lieutenant after he kills a man in self-defense.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Panic At The Museum

"What begins as a relaxing day trip to a local history museum turns into a overnight fiasco."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Tonsils (s4, ep20)

When Beaver becomes sick, the doctor thinks Beaver may need to have his tonsils taken out. Ward quickly puts Beaver's fears to rest by telling him everyone will bring him presents when they visit him in the hospital. This leads Beaver to tell everyone that he's going to have surgery, but then he finds out he may not need the operation after all.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Big Fish Count (s4, ep21)

Eddie makes it known to everyone that he's just gotten a job down at Parker's Pet Store, which happens to be holding a contest in which you guess the number of fish in a tank. After hours of counting and re-counting, Gilbert suggests to Beaver that they ought to just ask Eddie for the count, but Beaver is a bit hesitant about cheating.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Cowardly Lion (s4, ep22)

Hilde Fursten and Tony Osgood work at the San Diego Zoo. When a baby monkey goes missing, Fursten is blamed.

10:00am

Matlock

The Murder Game (s8, ep)

Matlock reluctantly agrees to spend the weekend as part of a murder mystery with Cliff, Leanne and three people who each paid $10,000 for the privilege of matching wits with the famous Ben Matlock. When the pretend victim turns up dead, Matlock and his team must determine which of the three paying customers is the guilty party.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

No Blue Skies (s1, ep10)

When a singer, Joey Rand, finds that his career doesn't pay well enough, he turns to cat burglary. However he doesn't reckon on Hawaii Five-O.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Literary Man (s1, ep11)

A well-read man claiming to be a writer, comes to Walton's Mountain and befriends John-Boy, helping him with his writing

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Bank Baby (s10, ep26)

Bert Clum plots to rob pilgrim families in nearby camps.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Rescue (s2, ep23)

The boys decide that Ben is getting too old and advise him to take it easy while they go on search for cattle rustlers. Ben reluctantly agrees, but when his sons fail to return he goes out after them.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

One Went To Denver (s1, ep25)

Lucas welcomes his old friend, Tom Birch, who once saved his life, unaware that the man is now a bank robber who is on the run with his gang.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Deadly Wait (s1, ep26)

Dan Maury, released from Yuma prison, arrives in North Fork intent on getting even with Marshal Torrance, who helped send him to jail.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Miss Mary Lee Mcintosh Story (s8, ep20)

"Coop and Charlie ride into a small village for supplies finding it deserted. There is an Indian who stays hidden and later three men and a woman ride into town. They have been looking for the woman's father in a cave filled with bats."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Surprise (s4, ep6)

A woman is thrown from a motorcycle into a cactus patch. A surprise birthday party is planned for Dixie, who breaks her ankle while shopping, and the ER falls apart without her. Gage and DeSoto rescue two workers trapped on the side of a building next to a 1,000-pound sign. A man is trapped in his new sauna. When an old woman refuses to leave her apartment during a gas leak, the building explodes with John inside.

William Christopher makes his first appearance as Father Mulcahy.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Requiem For A Lightweight (s1, ep3)

Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldier in exchange for keeping the nurse at the 4077th.

Hawkeye becomes the official Chief Surgeon in this memorable episode!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Chief Surgeon Who? (s1, ep4)

Frank Burns complains about Hawkeye Pierce's disrespect, and when Henry appoints Hawkeye chief surgeon, it's to Burns' shock. The rest of the 4077th "coronates" Hawk while Frank and Hot Lips complain to General Barker.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Moose (s1, ep5)

Sergeant Baker arrives at the camp with his "moose." Hawkeye decides to find a way of getting her away from Baker. He tries ordering him to release her, tries buying her and then resorts to cheating at cards. He releases her but she won't go, so he tries to teach her how to be independent.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Yankee Doodle Doctor (s1, ep6)

The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. Hawkeye objects to the piece of propaganda that filmmaker Lt. Bricker is producing and, having exposed the original film, reshoots a new one his way.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Counseling (s7, ep2)

Debra and Ray see a marriage counselor.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Homework (s7, ep3)

Raymond is invited to address the curriculum review board.

Gavin MacLeod guest stars!

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hello, Zolle (s1, ep19)

Hogan tries to detain a German general at camp for 24 hours to allow the Allies to amass troops. Things get complicated when a Gestapo officer comes in search of the reason for Klink's perfect record.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

It Takes A Thief... Sometimes (s1, ep20)

A group of underground operatives that Hogan and his team begin working with is actually a group lead by a Gestapo captain who's set on capturing them.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Steve Lawrence

In The Hit, Carol puts a "hit" on her husband, then worries she's in danger being around him. Then, in P.T.A. Auditions, a Russian director must cope with a bad leading lady. Finally, in Daughter of Houdini, a fake magician finds herself trapped in a sinking box.

Angie Dickenson guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The One-eyed Witness (s1, ep23)

Della and Mason's dinner at a fancy French restaurant is interrupted by a phone call and an envelope containing $500 from a mysterious woman named Marian Fargo. She wants him to make an exchange: the money for some documents.

Dick York guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Penny For Your Thoughts (s2, ep16)

Gaining telepathic abilities when his coin lands on its edge, a mild-mannered bank clerk learns about the difference between other people's plans and fantasies.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Murder Case (s2, ep)

A struggling actor auditioning in London learns that his ex-girlfriend is now married to the play's wealthy backer. They soon rekindle their romance and plan to murder her husband.

2:05am

Mannix

The Silent Cry (s2, ep2)

Mannix discovers evidence of a crime from an unlikely source: a deaf girl who "heard" the plot by reading the lips of a criminal.

3:05am

Cannon

Deadly Heritage (s2, ep24)

Publisher Quigley asks Cannon for help. He believes that hotel proprietor Rawdon has killed six girls. When the seventh victim is found, however, it's Quigley himself who becomes the prime suspect. A lab assistant manipulates the samples used in the framework of the murders.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Price Of Terror (s4, ep4)

Barnaby probes the murder of a reporter who was investigating a Vietnam veteran's past.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Only Boy In The Class (s3, ep20)

Bobbie Jo takes pity on the only boy in her home economics class and induces her mother to help him win a passing grade.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The County Fair (s3, ep21)

All the Bradley's expect to be big winners in the contests they enter at the county fair—until Uncle Joe gives them a hand.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly Needs A Maw (s2, ep12)

Jed visits the bank to tell Drysdale that he plans to go back home to look for a wife so Elly May can finally have a mother. Drysdale tries to think of a bride for Jed, and when Mrs. Fenwick visits, he decides that she would be a perfect match for Jed.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

A Man For Elly (s2, ep15)

Granny is glued to the television set the Clampetts received for Christmas, especially because of one TV Western star, Quirt Manly. She really wants to meet him, and Drysdale arranges for it to happen. And Granny already has him set up for Elly May, because she knows he is probably the only who can tame the vine-swinging girl. However, when he arrives at the mansion, the Clampetts see he isn’t who they thought he was. Quirt Manly is actually a short actor with a high-pitched voice who doesn’t do any of his own stunts or riding.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Happy Birthdaze, Thrill Of Fair, Private Eye Popeye

"In order to prevent fellow sailor Shorty's suicide attempts, Popeye invites him to a birthday party at Olive's home, but Shorty's clumsiness causes lots of mishaps., Popeye tries to keep Swee'Pea out of harm's way at a large county fair., Olive asks Popeye to guard a precious gem."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Salt Water Tabby, Little Bantamweight, That's My Pup

"Tom's efforts to impress a female cat at the beach are foiled by Jerry and a crab., Papa Rooster starts training his chicks as soon as the eggs hatch to be fighters for a big bantamweight boxing match., Tom is the lesson when Spike is teaching his son Tyke the facts about chasing cats."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

What's Sweepin', Project Reject, Meatless Tuesday, Woody Meets Daveycrewcut, Fox And The Rabbit, Case Of The Cold Storage Yegg, Little Skeeter

"Woody the street cleaner tries to get even with Officer Wally Walrus for littering a banana peel on the sidewalk by stealing his uniform., Chilly tries to drive out the disruptive millitary installation next to his igloo., Andy unsuccessfully tries to roast Charlie Chicken for his meatless Tuesday dinner., A bear convinces Davy Crewcut (a parody of Davy Crockett) to hunt woodpecker instead., A hungry rabbit pretends to be sick so he can go to the carrot patch, not knowing that a fox is there waiting., Inspector Willoughby follows bank robber Yeggs Benedict around the world in an attempt to capture him., Woody hires exterminator Happy Harry to get rid of the mosquito in his house."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Baby Buggy Bunny, The Daffy Doc, 3 Ring Wing-ding, Rabbit Romeo, Wild About Hurry, Mucho Locos, Duck! Rabbit, Duck!

"The midget gangster, Baby Faced Finster dresses up as a baby to escape the police. To his dismay, he ends up in the hands of Bugs Bunny, who treats him as a baby. , Porky is chased by his surgeon assistant, Daffy. Daffy pursues Porky with a saw and various other surgical instruments because he was fired. , A hunter chases Cool Cat through all the acts in a circus. , Elmer's uncle, Judd, promises him $500 if he will watch his lovesick rabbit, Millicent. When Elmer gets Bugs to come over and keep Millie company, crazy things start happening., The Coyote is trying everything to catch the Road Runner including a giant slingshot, rock, roller skate and giant magnet. , A little mouse is watching a busted TV when Speedy comes over to help him with the picture (not knowing that Daffy is inside). , Bugs and Daffy argue over the technicalities of whether it's duck season or rabbit "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Cossacks (s4, ep22)

West and Gordon are mixed up in the affairs of the royal family of Karovnia when they come to the U.S. fleeing from assassins in their home country. The agents find that the evil Count Balkovitch is pursuing them, looking for an icon he needs to possess to hold power in Karovnia.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Isaiah Quickfox Story (s8, ep17)

"The wagon train comes across old Jamison Hershey and Herman, his 3000 pound Belgian horse. The old man has made it safely through hostile Indian territory because the tribes are so in awe of his horse. Hershey and Herman are invited to ride with the train, though it becomes apparent that Herman is not able to travel very fast and may hold back the entire group."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Days Of Grace (s2, ep29)

Heath is accused of attempted rape. An old friend, now a nun, breaks him out of jail, knowing that if she doesn’t, his trial will be immediate and strictly pro forma.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Lady (s10, ep27)

A woman who used to be rich takes a job at the Long Branch while she and her niece are on their way to San Francisco.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Dark Gate (s2, ep24)

When a friend of Adam's begins to display erratic, violent behavior, Adam takes it upon himself to learn what is at the root of the problem.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Wrong Man (s1, ep27)

Young Mark McCain is eager to help lawman Jay Jefferson, who has arrived in North Fork intent on killing an outlaw for the reward, whether he is the right man or not.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Challenge (s1, ep28)

When escaped convicts hold up the general store in North Fork and take Marshal Torrance hostage, Lucas comes to the rescue.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Prairie Fire (s7, ep22)

Wish buries Tod Murdoch, his friend, whose 500 head he is to take to Favor's herd at horsehead crossing. Tod's foremen, Jerry and Milt and Pitts, plan to steal the cattle after they get the ownership paper.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

In An Evil Time (s2, ep2)

Pappy French and his gang have robbed the bank in Mercede of $50,000. Pappy ran off with the cash and left his gang to shoot it out with the law. Paladin is hired to bring Pappy and the money back.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Death Divided By Three (s2, ep29)

Josh and Jason are on the trail of an outlaw wanted for murder in Arizona. The outlaw's wife is also seeking her husband.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Goofs And Saddles, Loco Boy Makes Good, Three Dark Horses, Flagpole Jitters, Fling In The Ring, Beer Barrel Polecats

"The stakes are higher than ever when the Stooges ante up to play poker with General muster's nemesis, Longhorn Pete. , The Stooges help a little old lady by transforming her rundown hotel into a posh nightclub. At show time, Curly gets the magician's coat by mistake. , The Stooges make a whole batch of homemade beer, but get tossed in jail when Curly sells some to a cop. Their minor indiscretion turns into a forty-year sentence when a keg of beer Curly has hidden under his coat explodes while the boys are being photographed. In prison the Stooges get into more trouble with the warden and wind on the rockpile when they try to escape. Released as old men with long gray beards, the first thing Curly wants is a bottle of beer. , The Stooges escape from jail to prevent their newly rich dad from marrying Daisy, a gold-digger after his money. Shemp looks like dad, so he impersonates him and marries Daisy. What the Stooges don't know is that Daisy is in cahoots with some crooks, and they plan to bump off her new husband. The boys foil the crook's plan and take Pa home to Ma. , The Stooges are taking care of their invalid friend Mary who is confined to wheelchair. At their jobs in a theater, where they hope to earn money for an operation for Mary, they witness a hypnotist, doing his act. The Stooges become subjects for his show and are hypnotized into walking out on a flagpole high above the ground. When they come out of their trance and realize their predicament they fall into a window and foil a robbery in progress thus earning reward money to pay for Mary's operation. [ A remake of "Hocus Pocus".] , The Stooges are the trainers of "Chopper", a beefy boxer, and they bet their bankroll on Chopper to win his next fight. When "Big Mike", their boss, tells them to have Chopper lose or they'll lose their lives, the boys try to soften up Chopper so he'll lose. The fight gets canceled and the Stooges have to contend with an angry Big Mike and his goons. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Skull

"A collector comes into possession of the skull of the Marquis de Sade and learns it is possessed by an evil spirit."

10:30pm

Batman

Dizonner The Penguin (s2, ep18)

When a televised debate between Batman and the Penguin is interrupted by a jewel heist, the Dynamic Duo and the Penguin race to claim victory over the crooks.

Captain Kirk faces one of his gravest threats...Khan! Ricardo Montalban guest stars!

11:00pm

Star Trek

Space Seed (s1, ep22)

The Enterprise picks up a crew of genetic supermen from the 20th century, and their leader, Khan, plans to create a new empire.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Last Knight (s6, ep1)

The leader of "The Society for the Preservation of Knighthood and Dragons" steals a suit of armor and plans to do away with the other members to steal their money.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Magic Secret (s6, ep2)

An eccentric professor discovers a way to focus space-borne Kryptonite particles into a beam to disarm Superman.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Wild Adventure (s2, ep2)

After leaving their planet, Dr. Smith manages to plot a course back to Earth.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Fossil Men (s3, ep18)

The Seaview battles hostile fossil men who wish to take over the world.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

The Marionettes (s2, ep23)

When the Earthlings help a sympathetic Giant puppeteer as his new puppets, the circus owner becomes suspicious and plans to collect the reward for their capture.

Series premiere!

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Rendezvous With Yesterday (s1, ep1)

Tony and Doug find themselves back in 1912 aboard the ill-fated Titanic.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Leeches (s1, ep4)

The president of an electronics company fears aliens are kidnapping prominent minds -- and he's next!

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

A Gentleman Tinker

"Mad Jack overhears a short Irishman and Tinker (Inventor) discussing gold. Thinking he's found a leprechaun,that'll lead to a pot of gold, he tells Adams. Adams doubts him though,so Jack must prove he's wasn't seeing and hearing things."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Unwanted Cougar

"In the cougar’s northernmost range, the Rocky Mountains of British Columbia, a mother cougar roams with her yearling cub, until the new litter comes along. Then she must savagely chase the year old cub away."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Year Of The Otter

"In a small Wisconsin lake, two otters are born. We follow the appealing animals through the first year of their lives."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Hippo!

"Marlin Perkins, Jim Fowler and Stan Brock journey to Kruger National Park in South Africa to go after one of the most difficult to capture of all the world’s wild animals…the hippo."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Land Of The Condor

"High over the mountains of Peru spirals a giant of the skies: the Andean condor. Jim Fowler and Marlin Perkins join an expedition to catch the giant birds and attach tracking gear on them."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Experiment At Doddieburn

"Marlin Perkins visits the Dobbieburn Ranch to find out if the techniques of cattle ranching can be used to domesticate the wild animals of Africa."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Danger: Wild Animals

"Marlin and Jim demonstrate how to handle dangerous animals of the zoo and the wild."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Ghost Town, U.s.a. (part 1) (s3, ep1)

The kids and Alice have no clue as to the surprise Mike and Carol have for them. When Mike and Carol get home, the surprise is revealed: They have bought a camper and have planned a trip to the Grand Canyon. En route to their destination, the family stops at a ghost town, where an old prospector locks them in a jail cell and steals their car.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Grand Canyon Or Bust (part 2) (s3, ep2)

After escaping the jail cell, Mike and Peter return with the prospector, who apologizes for locking them up and stealing their car. Later, the Bradys finally arrive in the Grand Canyon and set up camp. Later, the family is thrown into a panic when Bobby and Cindy get lost in the canyon while chasing an Indian boy.

One of the most-watched episodes in television history!

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Giant Jackrabbit (s2, ep16)

At the mansion, the clan is in need of food because the hunting in Beverly Hills is horrible. They call a catering company, but get mean-mouthed. At the bank, Drysdale gets a call and learns that he got a kangaroo from a friend and it is at his house.

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Girl From Home (s2, ep17)

Lafe Crick arrives with his daughter, Essiebelle. He found love letters Jethro wrote to his daughter, a beauty contest winner. He plans to get Jethro and Essiebelle married so he can get his paws in the Clampett fortune.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy Has Her Eyes Examined (s3, ep10)

Lucy finally gets her chance to be in show business when she tricks Ricky into letting her do the jitterbug in one of his shows. She's terrific during rehearsals, but problems occur before the show when the eye doctor puts eyedrops in Lucy's eyes to relax them—making her vision blurry for the next 24 hours!

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Poster (s4, ep22)

Miss Landers is having Beaver's class do projects on the colonial period and Beaver is one of three students creating posters. Whoever makes the best one gets a prize and Beaver is sure that Ward will paint the poster for him.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Mother's Helper (s4, ep23)

A neighborhood cleaning woman, Mrs. Manners, gets a request from June asking her to help out a couple times during the week. Mrs. Manners is too busy herself but instead sends over her daughter, a girl whom Wally instantly falls for.

2:00pm

Charlie's Angels

The Mexican Connection (s1, ep2)

Charlie assigns the girls to find the saboteurs of a charter plane carry a cache of heroin. They travel south of the border to Mexico, their mission known only to the lone-surviving pilot of the ill-fated flight.

3:00pm

Hart to Hart

Passport To Murder

"On a Mexican fishing trip, the Harts must save Max's old friend from being extorted by drug traffickers."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Prince, The / Sheriff, The

"John Burke's fantasy comes true when he discovers the man responsible for his partner's death was arrested. If it hadn't been for Julie, innocent people wound have been killed and they now have a life to share. A handsome rich man becomes the noblest of all when the "Prince" becomes a nobody on Fantasy Island."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Love Boat Musical (my Ex-mom / The Show Must Go On / The Pest / My Aunt, The Worrier) (part 2)

"The crew surprises Captain Stubing with the news that they are putting on a musical revue as entertainment for the passengers, with a script co-written by Gopher and Isaac. The Captain publicly declines to play the lead role in it, but privately fantasizes about being in it and even practices for it."

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Meet Larry Strauss

"After the beloved actress Charlotte Rae passed away in 2018, her son, Larry Strauss, inherited her personal collection of memorabilia – a collection that chronicles Charlotte’s illustrious career in showbiz. Now, Larry and our host, Lisa Whelchel, who was Charlotte’s longtime friend and colleague, want to share these incredible treasures with the world. The collection includes the master recording of Charlotte’s 1955 solo album, Songs I Taught My Mother, as well as many valuable television props, like a wardrobe hat from Sesame Street and two amazing set props from The Facts of Life. Joining Larry on this special episode of Collector’s Call is his daughter, Carly, and we’ve brought in archivist and pop culture historian Rob Klein to put an estimated value on the collection. Lisa also has something very special to share with Larry; plus legendary comedian (and fellow Facts of Life star) Geri Jewell stops by to chat, and to shock us with her own remarkable treasure."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bananas, Crackers And Nuts (s1, ep7)

When Henry goes for some R&R, Hawkeye pretends to crack up so that Frank will let him and Trapper go on some R&R.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Cowboy (s1, ep8)

John Hodges, a chopper pilot referred to as The Cowboy, has been hit in the shoulder, and arrives at the 4077th. He is expecting a letter—he's worried that his wife, Jean, is leaving him for another man. He wants to go home, but Henry refuses, stating Cowboy's wound isn't serious enough to merit a stateside ticket. Bad luck then follows Henry Blake like the seat of his pants!

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie's Road Back (part 2 Of Bitter Pill) (s8, ep9)

A despondent Archie retreats to his bedroom, until Harry offers to bail him out with a partnership offer for the bar.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Archie & The Kkk (part 1) (s8, ep10)

Archie is invited to a meeting with some pals. They discuss Mike's article in the newspaper and how offending it is. The leader asks Archie if he wants to join them and give Mike a lesson he'll never forget. Archie agrees, but little does he know he just initiated the KKK (Kweens Kouncil of Krusaders).

9:00pm

All in the Family

Archie & The Kkk (part 2) (s8, ep11)

Archie devises a plan to prevent the Klan from burning a cross on Mike and Gloria's lawn.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Mike And Gloria Meet (s3, ep12)

The family relives Mike and Gloria's blind date where they first insulted each other and ended up having sex in the kitchen.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet The Bunny (s7, ep4)

Marie is upset that Ray didn't write a eulogy for her.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who Am I? (s7, ep5)

Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Return Of Happy Spangler (s1, ep31)

Rob returns a favor and hires an old friend and immediately regrets it.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Never Name A Duck (s2, ep1)

Rob brings home two ducklings from the show, and Richie wants to keep them.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Pardon My Glove (s4, ep25)

Alice is getting the apartment re-decorated for free but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Odyssey Of Flight 33 (s2, ep18)

A commercial aircraft mysteriously travels back through time.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Anyone For Murder? (s2, ep)

A psychologist offers a unique solution for miserable marriages: murder.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Connection (s6, ep14)

Reese Dolan is the new Syndicate heroin distributor on the East Coast. Dolan uses an island base off the coast of northwest Africa and is going to use it as a distribution point for heroin into the U.S. The IMF must identify his overseas opium source and put an end to Dolan's operation.

3:00am

The Fugitive

When The Wind Blows (s3, ep15)

In rural Wyoming, Kimble seeks refuge from the local constable at a small hotel run by Lois Carter, a young widow who hires him as a handyman. Kimble soon befriends Lois' son Kenny, a particularly sensitive young boy who protects Kimble from the police wh

4:00am

Harry O

Material Witness

"Pressed into service by the police, Harry Orwell must protect an eyewitness against attempts to assassinate her before she can testify against a murderer."

5:00am

Dragnet

A.i.d. - The Weekend (s4, ep17)

Friday and Gannon confront a phony magazine salesperson.

5:30am

Dragnet

Narco - Pill Maker (s4, ep18)

It's a job half done when police nab a narcotics manufacturer: they still need his backer.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 112 -- You Blew It (s1, ep18)

The shift starts with the officers talking about another officer's judgment. Little do they realize they will be facing the same problem several times during the shift.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 51 -- A Jumper - Code Two (s1, ep19)

The officers have one of those nights where they either have no calls or minor issues they can do nothing about. But at the end of the shift, Malloy must cook up a dangerous solution to a suicide jumper.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Art Of The Con

"Bill and Toony look at some of the biggest cons and conartists of all time!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Dramatic Club (s4, ep24)

After joining the dramatic club at school, Beaver is given the lead role in a play. However, after reading the script, he discovers he must kiss a girl and wants out of the production.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally And Dudley (s4, ep25)

A close friend of June's moves into the neighborhood and June arranges to have Wally show the new kid, Dudley, around school. However, everyone thinks Dudley is a creep and Eddie and Lumpy plan to make a fool of Dudley at a party.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Torrid Tapestry (s4, ep23)

Having served a six-year prison sentence for a fire he didn't start, Claude Demay has devised a plan to expose the real criminal, Leonard Voss, who tried to burn down a warehouse containing a valuable art collection.

10:00am

Matlock

Brennan (s8, ep)

Matlock vies with a formidable district attorney while defending a client accused of killing a city councilwoman, discovering a secret hiding in the man's past that is affecting his judgment in the case.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

By The Numbers (s1, ep11)

A winning lottery ticket drags an army private into the murky world of mob politics.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Dust Bowl Cousins (s1, ep12)

John's cousin, her husband and children seek refuge in Walton's Mountain after losing their Kansas farm to the Dust Bowl

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Dry Road To Nowhere (s10, ep28)

Matt investigates why a gunman is stalking a temperance preacher.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Duke (s2, ep25)

After a cruel prizefighter beats up a man in a bar fight, the Cartwrights challenge him to a bout with John Heenan.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Hawk (s1, ep29)

Young Mark manages to capture a hawk, but then falls into danger from a rattlesnake. When a stranger comes to his rescue, the grateful Mark invites the man home, unaware that he is on the run from the law.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Three-legged Terror (s1, ep30)

When a rambunctious teenager wrecks a schoolroom, Lucas McCain, as a member of the North Fork school board, asks the boy's reluctant uncle to pay for the damages.

Linda Evans guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Herman (s8, ep18)

"Don Brooke is desperate for money for his pregnant wife Bonnie, who's condition is too delicate for the long trip without more medical care so he seeks a bank loan. When he sees an opportunity at the bank, it leads to tragedy."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Daisy's Pick (s4, ep7)

Johnny competes for a date with a new nurse. The paramedics rescue an engineer frozen to refrigeration equipment, a man whose hands are glued to his model ship, a comatose child and an injured man trapped in a theater fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Henry, Please Come Home (s1, ep9)

When Col. Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo and Frank starts imposing military discipline on the camp, the surgeons will do anything to get Henry back.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

I Hate A Mystery (s1, ep10)

A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Missing pieces include Frank's silver picture frame, Margaret's hair brush and Trapper's watch. The camp is searched and everything is found in Hawkeye's locker.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Germ Warfare (s1, ep11)

Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts hepatitis, so they have to test Frank without him knowing, and have to keep him away from Margaret and the patients.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Edwina (s1, ep13)

The nurses go to extreme lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie—they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene resembling teenage "mating" rituals.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Needs Money (s7, ep6)

Ray and Debra decide to lend Robert $1,000.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sigh, The (s7, ep7)

Ray decides to give Debra exclusive use of their bathroom.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Great Impersonation (s1, ep21)

Hogan gets Schultz to portray Klink in order to free three of his men whom the Gestapo has captured.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Pizza Parlor (s1, ep22)

To get a Italian officer to defect, Hogan and the gang use pizza to tempt him.

Hollywood legend Roddy McDowall takes the stage with Carol Burnett.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Roddy Mcdowall

In Bus Stop, strangers at a bus stop rush to answer the phone, which may be a quiz show. Then, in Brief Encounter, a film parody, Carol and Roddy have a romantic encounter using only one-word responses. Finally, in The Family, Eunice's successful brother returns home.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Deadly Double (s1, ep24)

When Robert Crane is charged with the murder of his sister's estranged husband, Mason needs the testimony of sister Helen Reed to clear him of the charge. Unfortunately for all concerned, Helen suffers from multiple personality disorder.

Aliens visit Burgess Meredith and Don Rickles!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Mr. Dingle, The Strong (s2, ep19)

Martians give Luther Dingle the strength of 300 men.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Beast In View (s2, ep)

A woman fears that her brother's ex-fiancée is going to kill her.

2:05am

Mannix

Comes Up Roses (s2, ep5)

Mannix tries to find an airport security officer's wife, but gets no cooperation. It seems that Rose Anderson does not wish to be found—or someone does not wish her to be.

3:05am

Cannon

He Who Digs A Grave (part 1)

"A serial murder targets Cannon as his next victim. At first the homicide wanted to be finally released from his compulsion to kill. Cannon accepted to help him. But Cannon got too involved in the killer's demands."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Honeymoon With Death (s4, ep5)

Barnaby searches for a woman who disappeared on her wedding day.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary - The Dognappers (s4, ep19)

Friday and Gannon set out to muzzle thieves who steal dogs and then collect hefty rewards from the owners.

5:30am

Dragnet

Missing Persons - The Body (s4, ep20)

Working with the slimmest of leads, police attempt to identify a woman's body.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 73 -- I'm Still A Cop (s1, ep20)

While Malloy is attending college, radicals learn he is a cop. They reject him and antagonize him on the job. After helping arrest demonstrators, his new car is vandalized. When a timer is found missing, he locates and disarms a bomb using it.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 102 -- We Can't Just Walk Away From It (s1, ep21)

Malloy and Reed respond to a call about a drug overdose and track the drugs to a 17-year-old who has barricaded himself in his room with a gun and threatens kill himself. They contend with a distraught mother and an overbearing father.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Close Encounter

"Professional allligator wrangler, Frank Robb, teaches Bill how to wrangle a gator."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie Spends The Night (s4, ep26)

Wally invites Eddie to spend the night. However, during a game of chess, Eddie accuses Wally of cheating and they get into a big argument ending with Wally ordering Eddie to go home.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Report Card (s4, ep27)

Beaver gets out of school early to go to the dentist, which prompts Gilbert to drop off his report card. However, Eddie and Lumpy get a hold of it and Eddie decides to alter Beaver's arithmetic grade from a D- to a B+.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Violent Vest (s4, ep24)

Advertising executive Herman Albright is in the wrong place at the wrong time wearing the wrong clothes. These mistakes cost poor Herman his life in a case of mistaken identity.

10:00am

Matlock

The P.i. (s8, ep)

A private investigator's daughter shoots some photos that get the wrong man accused of murder.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Yesterday Dies And Tomorrow Won't Be Born (s1, ep12)

When McGarrett is shot and badly wounded on a beachside jog, Danno and the team work feverishly to find the culprit.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Reunion (s1, ep13)

The Baldwin sisters plan to hold a family reunion when their cousin Homer visits.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Twenty Miles From Dodge (s10, ep29)

A gang of outlaws abducts Kitty and her fellow stagecoach passengers.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Gift (s2, ep27)

Little Joe is on his way back home with a beautiful white stallion, a birthday gift to Ben, when an Indian uprising breaks out, cutting him off from the fort where he is to meet his family.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Angry Man (s1, ep31)

The McCains try to be tolerant of their embittered neighbor, Abel MacDonald, who tells Lucas to keep off his land and won't allow his son to become friends with Mark. However, McCain decides he's gone too far when he won't allow his injured boy to get medical treatment.

A tale of women's suffrage in the Wild West.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Woman (s1, ep32)

An unfounded rumor causes North Fork's outspoken feminist schoolteacher to be attacked by a mob of angry townspeople.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Bonnie Brooke Story (s8, ep19)

"Teacher Mary Lee McIntosh refuses to pay what she feels is an excessive fee to join the wagon train, so she decides instead to follow behind it in her wagon alone, and refuses help from Hale. But after her wagon overturns, things change."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Quicker Than The Eye (s4, ep8)

A pregnant woman accidentally shoots herself. Tired of Chet's antics, the station gets their revenge by playing a practical joke of their own. A construction worker caught under a boat refuses an IV, and a man in an accident communicates through the use of his thumb.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Love Story (s1, ep14)

Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the relationship, so Hawkeye and Trapper get between her and Frank until she relents. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant" quotes win him the girl.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Tuttle (s1, ep15)

Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphanage. When General Clayton wants to reward his generosity, Hawkeye is forced to invent a story about Tuttle jumping from a chopper without his parachute!

Leslie Neilsen guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Ringbanger (s1, ep16)

Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Frank, Margaret, and a drunk Henry.

Ron Howard guest stars!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Sometimes You Hear The Bullet (s1, ep17)

Frank throws his back out while spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Annoying Kid, The (s7, ep8)

Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple who are just like them.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

She's The One (s7, ep9)

Ray sees Robert's date do something really strange.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The 43rd, A Moving Story (s1, ep23)

Plans to destroy an anti-aircraft battery are upset by Klink's new executive officer.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Cook A German Goose By Radar (s1, ep24)

A new prisoner in a corporal's uniform turns out to be a general with a mission for Hogan.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests John Byner And Francine Beers

In The Diner, two robbers pose as cook and waitress when the police interrupt their hold-up at a restaurant. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey's anniversary is ruined by a house guest. Finally, in Humanoids, two female robots compete to see which is better.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Empty Tin (s1, ep25)

Doris Hocksley is shown a personal ad in a Los Angeles newspaper for locating the daughter of Adam Hocksley and providing proof of same. A friend, John Lowell, suggests she pursue the idea to prove she is the rightful heir to the Adam Hocksley estate.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Prime Mover (s2, ep21)

When a man discovers that his business partner has the ability to control objects with his mind, the pair head to Vegas to win big.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Behind The Locked Door (s2, ep)

Gloria Swanson plays a woman determined to protect her daughter from a fortune hunter.

2:05am

Mannix

Pressure Point (s2, ep4)

A wounded boy gives Mannix a clue suggesting corruption, and then disappears, kidnapped by a criminal gang.

3:05am

Cannon

He Who Digs A Grave: Part 2 (s3, ep2)

A lady journalist is forced to reveal her sources in a murder news or she will go to jail on a contempt charge. She enlist Cannon's service to unravel the murder of a missing excursionist.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Alpha-bravo War, The (s4, ep6)

A test missile misfires, causing a death and raising Barnaby's suspicions.

5:00am

Dragnet

Forgery - The Ranger (s4, ep21)

Other people's credit cards are found in the possession of a forest ranger.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Night School (s4, ep22)

Friday arrests a member of his class for possession of marijuana.

Barry Williams guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 152 -- A Dead Cop Can't Help Anyone (s1, ep22)

Malloy tries to shield an impressionable Reed from Officer Ed Wells, a shoot-first-ask-questions-later style officer. Wells' reckless philosophy endangers his own safety when he responds to a sniper, forcing them to come to his rescue.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 12: He – He Was Trying To Kill Me

"Malloy and Reed investigate a case of child neglect."

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Toon In's Wellness Wednesday: The Healing Power Of Laughter

"Bill and Quizzer learn the healing power of laughter."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Mistaken Identity (s4, ep28)

A police officer catches Richard throwing rocks at the windows of an old abandoned house. When asked for his name, he tells the officer it is Theodore Cleaver. Meanwhile, Ward has joined a committee to organize a youth center.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Dream Girl (s4, ep29)

Wally falls head over heels for a popular girl in school, Ginny Townsend. To get them together, June slyly invites Ginny on a picnic and the Cleaver's quickly discover that Ginny is not exactly a barrel of laughs.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Misguided Missile (s4, ep25)

Jerry Reynolds, an old war buddy of Mason's, is accused of killing an officer at Vandenburg Air Force Base during the investigation into mysterious missile crashes.

10:00am

Matlock

The Godfather (s8, ep)

When the best man in his goddaughter's wedding is murdered at the bachelor party, Matlock defends the brother of the bride of the charge.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Deathwatch (s1, ep13)

McGarrett must protect a mob underboss so he is able to testify against his superior, Joe Matsukino. However, Matsukino has many tricks up his sleeve to silence his former colleague permanently.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Minstrel (s1, ep14)

A young wandering musician visits the Mountain

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Pariah (s10, ep30)

An immigrant's life improves after he kills an outlaw—at least for a while.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Cutthroat Junction (s2, ep26)

Virginia City is about to become a ghost town when the lifeline to the outside world, the stage line, is threatened to be cut off.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Money Gun (s1, ep33)

When his employer begins to suspect him of embezzlement, bookkeeper Asa Manning decides to hire a professional gunman to take care of the problem.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

A Matter Of Faith (s1, ep34)

Although a drought has forced local cowhands to seek work on a railroad construction project, railroad executives are afraid that their workers will desert them if they believe an old man's claim that he has found a way to make rain.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Captain Sam Story (s8, ep21)

"Tough and headstrong female ferryboat captain Samantha Stewart is asked by her son Johnny and his bride to accompany them on the wagon train to California, where they will board a ship for a Pacific voyage. But actually, Johnny is not telling his proud mother that her doctor has told him that she must stay with a dry climate on land or she will die."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Foreign Trade (s4, ep9)

John and Roy consider trading cars. A frat pledge chokes during initiation. Dixie takes on hospital management after budget cuts affect her nursing staff. A young patient cures Dr. Early’s hiccups. A basketball player gets stuck in his car. A vehicle teeters on the edge of a drawbridge.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad, Again (s1, ep18)

Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch and no one will notice; and Radar cheats on his final exam.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Long-john Flap (s1, ep19)

The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long johns from his father. They get passed around from person to person as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen and given up to Father Mulcahy, who ends up giving them away.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Army-navy Game (s1, ep20)

The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and Trapper are left the task of following instructions to disarm the bomb.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Sticky Wicket (s1, ep21)

Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up his patients again, and discovers a nick in the colon that even Frank admits anyone could have missed.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Vision (s7, ep10)

Debra suggests Marie visit an eye doctor.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Grandpa Steals (s7, ep12)

Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Psychic Kommandant (s1, ep25)

Hogan convinces Klink he has ESP in order to get the plans to a new airplane with a silent engine.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Prince From The Phone Company (s1, ep26)

An African prince comes to Stalag 13 to negotiate with the Germans for the rights to build a submarine base in his country. Hogan replaces him with Kinchloe.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Tv Commercials / Friends / Lucky Lady / Old Folks, The

In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic TV products, including Phyllis' Milk of Magnesia, and Hostel Cupcakes. Then, in Friends, Carol misinterprets a man's kindness as flirting. Next, in Lucky Lady, a poor Carol is pitted against a rich Vicki for the contest title. Finally, in The Old Folks, a grumpy couple waits in line for gas.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Half-wakened Wife (s1, ep26)

Frank Lawton goes to visit old friend Scott Shelby and ends up being charged with his muder. Fortunately for Lawton, Mason is another old friend of his.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Hundred Yards Over The Rim (s2, ep23)

In 1847 an American pioneer sets out to find medicine for his dying son—and stumbles into modern-day New Mexico.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

A Matter Of Murder (s2, ep)

A car thief struggles to evade a murder rap after he steals a Rolls-Royce containing a dead body.

2:05am

Mannix

To The Swiftest, Death (s2, ep1)

Ellen Kovak suspects her husband's death in a racing accident wasn't an accident at all, and she hires Mannix to prove it.

3:05am

Cannon

Memo From A Dead Man (s3, ep3)

A rich lady, Cecilia Lasher, hires Cannon to locate the son her husband abandoned years before. She turns to Cannon after being blackmailed and terrorized.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Flight To Danger (s4, ep7)

Barnaby tracks a pair of heroin dealers who are using unsuspecting flight attendants as couriers.

5:00am

Dragnet

I.a.d. - The Receipt (s4, ep23)

The detectives investigate a complaint that two veteran officers stole funds.

5:30am

Dragnet

Robbery - The Harassing Wife (s4, ep24)

Friday investigates a woman's claim that her husband is an armed robber.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 172 -- Boy...the Things You Do For The Job (s1, ep24)

After Malloy gives a gorgeous wealthy blonde a traffic ticket, she stalks him, affecting him and the police force. Although uninterested in her, Malloy is forced to "take one" for the job.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 92 -- Tell Him He Pushed Back A Little Too Hard (s1, ep25)

Malloy and Reed respond to repeated calls about an argument between two men and their wives over a boat they co-own. The feud escalates and ends with a fatal conclusion.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Dance Fever

"Bill prepares for a very special audition!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The School Picture (s4, ep30)

While Beaver's class is having a group picture taken, Gilbert goads Beaver into making a face with him when they snap the picture. However, when the picture is actually taken, Gilbert backs out and Beaver is the only one making a face.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Rat (s4, ep31)

Beaver making trades with his classmates is beginning to get on Ward and June's nerves because he seems to be the one who always walks away shorthanded. June especially thinks Beaver got the short stick in his latest trade when he comes home with a pet rat.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Duplicate Daughter (s4, ep26)

A mixed-up mess involving blackmail, murder and a boyfriend confounds Mason as he struggles to put all the pieces together.

10:00am

Matlock

The Idol: Part 1 (s8, ep)

A lawyer and fan of Matlock's is accused of murdering a blackmailing private investigator.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Pray Love Remember, Pray Love Remember (s1, ep14)

When a young female student is found murdered on campus, suspicions fall on her boyfriend but McGarrett senses that something is not right.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Actress (s1, ep15)

Alvira Drummond, a famous stage and screen actress, is invited to stay at the Walton home after her car breaks down in Walton's Mountain

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Gilt Guilt (s10, ep31)

Doc treats a woman and her son for scurvy.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Rival (s2, ep28)

While visiting a girl he is courting, Hoss helps save the life of a rival suitor when the man is wanted by a lynch mob for the wrongful deaths of a family.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Blood Brothers (s1, ep35)

Lucas McCain gives blood to save a dying man and is surprised by Marshal Torrance's odd behavior toward the man. Then three men arrive from a nearby town and demand custody of the stranger.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Stranger At Night (s1, ep36)

Mark's finding the body of a murder victim starts Lucas, his friend, Artemus, and Marshal Torrance on a search for the killer.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Betsy Blee Smith Story

"Despite the advice of some Coop decides to visit former girlfriend Eloise Blee, but finds Eloise gone, and instead winds up being talked into posing as her twin sister Betsy's missing husband and father of her baby daughter."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Camera Bug (s4, ep10)

John thinks he can be a photographer and pesters Roy for candid shots. A teenager suffers smoke inhalation at an elementary school fire. A fireman thinks he's having a heart attack. A woman is bitten by a scorpion. Dixie has "one of those days" as she and Dr. Brackett deliver a baby in a restaurant on their lunch hour. The driver of a truck full of dynamite is pinned behind the wheel of his vehicle as it catches fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Major Fred C. Dobbs (s1, ep22)

Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after Franks tells Margaret he's leaving, she decides to leave as well. As a result, Col. Blake puts both Hawk and Trap on double post-op duty until he finds replacements for Majs. Burns and Houlihan.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Cease-fire (s1, ep23)

General Clayton calls to say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Showtime (s1, ep24)

Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Divided We Stand (s2, ep1)

Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th M*A*S*H unit to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior, or else they will be split up. But the 4077th soon begins to act in their traditional, insane way.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Somebody Hates Raymond (s7, ep13)

Ray appears as a guest on a local sports radio show.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Just A Formality (s7, ep14)

Robert and Ray meet Amy's ultra-conservative parents.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Safecracker Suite (s1, ep27)

Klink's old friend brings evidence of an assasination plot against Hitler to Stalag 13, and Hogan and Klink conspire to steal it.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

I Look Better In Basic Black (s1, ep28)

Hogan tries to find out why three American girls were brought to camp.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests John Byner And Kenneth Mars

In The Kiss-Off, John tries to break up with Carol. Then, in The Soap Opera Watcher, a woman obsessed with a TV show doesn't notice the drama in her own life. Finally, in Dreams, Carol dreams she's every man's desire, while her husband dreams of getting rid of her.

Werner Klemperer makes an appearance.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Desperate Daughter (s1, ep27)

Stefan Riker has come from Germany seeking the woman posing as Lisa Bannister. Attempting to help her stepmother, Doris Bannister pretends to be romantically interested in Stefan Riker.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Rip Van Winkle Caper (s2, ep24)

Thieves put themselves into suspended animation for 100 years after hiding a million dollars worth of gold bars.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Gentleman Caller (s2, ep)

A robber stashes his booty in an mature woman's high-rise apartment.

2:05am

Mannix

End Of The Rainbow (s2, ep7)

Shortly after his release an ex-convict turns up dead. And in his pocket is a paper bearing the name "Joe Mannix." Mannix investigates and discovers a case of grand theft and double-dealing.

3:05am

Cannon

Hounds Of Hell (s3, ep4)

Frank travels to a small ranching town to help out a writer friend charged with a double murder. Frank's only clue is a cryptic note left by the man's wife.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Double Vengeance (s4, ep8)

A woman plots her revenge on the two men who conned her deceased father out of his land rights.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary - Baseball (s4, ep25)

Police search for a safecracker who left his calling card at the scene of the crime.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - The Victims (s4, ep26)

Friday's cases range from purse snatching to homicide.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 22: So This Little Guy Goes Into This Bar, And...

"A fur burglary, a family fight and a loud party."

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 15 -- Exactly One Hundred Yards (s2, ep1)

On their day off, Malloy and Reed agree to give a talk to a group of fifth grade students, and then offer to let the kids watch them train for the California Police Olympics. But when the tires of their patrol car are slashed and a stopwatch goes missing out of reed's car, the two officers start to suspect one of the children.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Granite State

"Bill and Toony visit a snowy New Hampshire."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

In The Soup (s4, ep32)

Wally is throwing a party and is successful in getting Beaver out of the house, who is planning to spend the night at Whitey's. However, on the way to Whitey's house, he and Beaver get into an argument over a billboard that is advertising soup, leading Beaver to fall into the giant soup bowl mounted at the top of the billboard.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Community Chest (s4, ep33)

Beaver volunteers to go around the neighborhood and collect for the Community Chest in June's place after she decides to attend Wally's open house at his school. Beaver brings along Gilbert and thanks to Beaver's astronomical mistake of losing the collection can, chaos erupts.

Gavin MacLeod guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Grumbling Grandfather (s4, ep27)

Young David Gideon has his head turned by a conniving woman. In his haste to protect her and her supposed good name, the source of her pain turns up dead—namely her estranged husband.

10:00am

Matlock

The Idol: Part 2 (s8, ep)

A lawyer and fan of Matlock's is accused of murdering a blackmailing private investigator.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

King Of The Hill (s1, ep15)

Danno is taken hostage by a delusional Vietnam veteran who believes everyone is out to get him.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Fire (s1, ep16)

A girl whose mother died years ago, runs away from her father and new stepmother, back to her deserted house in Walton's Mountain.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Bad Lady From Brookline (s10, ep32)

A woman tries to raise her son in Dodge after her husband is killed in a gunfight.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Thunderhead Swindle (s2, ep30)

Ben Cartwright's suspicions are aroused when scruffy prospectors Cunningham and Furnas arrive in town, claiming to have struck a valuable silver lode at Thunderhead Mine.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Raid (s1, ep37)

When renegade Apaches wound Lucas and kidnap Mark, Marshal Torrance joins with U.S. Marshal Sam Buckhart to form a rescue posse.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Outlaw's Inheritance (s1, ep38)

Lucas is the town's representative to the railroad commission until an infamous train robber dies and leaves his ill-gotten wealth to him. Lucas must clear his name and stop the reckless ambition of his replacement.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Katy Piper Story (s8, ep23)

Charlie Wooster and Barnaby West have the task of escorting Dr. Katy Piper and her daughters to join up with the Chris Hale wagon train. Barnaby shoots and kills a masked bandit who hijacks the Piper wagon. The bandit turns out to be a teenage boy, and though Barnaby is cleared of any wrongdoing, a sense of guilt weighs heavily on him.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Firehouse Four (s4, ep11)

The station enters the fireman's barber shop quartet contest. A man keeps requiring rescue while trying various ways to exercise. A woman overdoses on sleeping pills.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

5 O'clock Charlie (s2, ep2)

An inept North Korean pilot, known as 5 O'Clock Charlie, makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him from using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump. Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Radar's Report (s2, ep3)

Radar writes the weekly activity report: Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkeye is attracted to a new nurse but thinks she is married. Trapper loses a patient who developed complications during the O.R. fracas with the wounded soldier.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

For The Good Of The Outfit (s2, ep4)

Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is released it claims that the enemy bombed the village, and the army tries to gag the doctors.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dr. Pierce And Mr. Hyde (s2, ep5)

Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for three straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Truman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish about the North Koreans wanting better plumbing, he tries to send the officers' latrine to the North Koreans with an offer of peace.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Disciplinarian, The (s7, ep15)

Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sweet Charity (s7, ep16)

Ray starts spending less time at home when he volunteers at a hospital.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Assassin (s1, ep29)

Crittendon interferes as Hogan tries to help a defecting scientist, whom they were ordered to kill.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Cupid Comes To Stalag 13 (s1, ep30)

Hogan helps Klink fall in love with General Burkhalter's sister to get his mind off not being promoted.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Family, The / Bedtime Honesty

In The Family, Momma and her family have come home from church, determined to keep with the spirit of loving each other despite their annoyances. Then, in Bedtime Honesty, Carol is dissatisfied with her body, despite Harvey's positive encouragement.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Daring Decoy (s1, ep28)

Daniel Conway is involved in a vicious proxy war with Warner Griffith for control of an oil company. Conway's secretary, Rose Calvert, is spying for Griffith. When Rose is found dead, Conway fears he's being framed for murder and approaches Mason.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Silence (s2, ep25)

A talkative man takes a $500,000 offer to keep silent for a year.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Ordeal Of Mrs. Snow (s2, ep)

Good-for-nothing Bruce Richmond prepares a plot to keep his wife's rich aunt from exposing him as a forger.

2:05am

Mannix

A Copy Of Murder (s2, ep8)

The key to a murder suspect is in a manuscript. But part of it, the most vital part, has disappeared.

3:05am

Cannon

Target In The Mirror (s3, ep5)

Frank struggles to prove his friend did not commit murder, but someone (the real killer) is working equally hard to thwart him.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Fatal Witness (s4, ep9)

Barnaby must vindicate a doctor accused of murder by a girl subject to hallucinations.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Jury At The Shady Rest (s3, ep22)

Gluttonous jurors, lodged at the Shady Rest, refuse to reach a verdict because they like Kate's cooking so much.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Invisible Mr. Dobble (s3, ep23)

Kate believes she has lost her mind when she finds that one of her guests at the Shady Rest is invisible.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Lafe Lingers On (s2, ep18)

Lafe Crick returns to the Clampett mansion looking to get rich off Jed's money. He tries to get a job at the bank guarding Jed's money, only to get a few million dollars. But Granny has her doubts about the freeloader, though he seems to be proving her wrong.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Race For Queen (s2, ep19)

Elly May enters a Beverly Hills beauty contest, Queen of Beverly Hills, and the Drysdales and Miss Jane try to make sure that she'll win. And when Granny hears it is a race, she is set on entering, too.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Her Honor The Mare, A Song A Day, Learn Polikeness

"Popeye's nephews decide to take a horse home when it's rejected by a glue factory., Betty Boop runs an animal hospital., Olive tries to make a gentleman out of Popeye by taking him to Bluto's school of etiquette."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Two Mouseketeers, The Alley Cat, Designs On Jerry

"Given the responsibilities, by the tyrannical King, of guarding the grand banquet table, Tom is confronted by the sudden appearance of Jerry and Tuffy (Nibbles), the Mouseketeers. Academy Award for Best Short Subject, An alley cat's romance is thwarted by a bulldog., A blueprint mouse comes to life to help Jerry out of the ultimate trap Tom has designed."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Canned Dog Feud, Fowled Up Birthday, Candyland, Hook, Line And Stinker, Fish Fry, A Horses Tale, Hot Rod Huckster

"Woody is the object of desire for two feuding hillbillies' hound dogs., Charlie buys a goose for Suzy's birthday dinner, but instead it becomes the family pet., The Sandman takes a boy and his puppy to Candyland., A fisherman can't catch anything for hours. He is irate when Woody sits down right next to him and immediately catches fish and attempts to kick Woody off the pier., A hungry alley cat tries to steal Andy Panda's new goldfish., Sugarfoot finds a new job as a stunt double after a misunderstanding gets him kicked off the farm., Buzz sabotages Woody's car so he has to buy a new one from his dishonest used car shop."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Wet Hare, Tweet And Sour, The Slick Chick, Roman Legion-hare, Ready Woolen And Able, Zip Zip Hooray, Rabbit Every Monday

"Bugs Bunny is taking a shower under a waterfall when suddenly the water stops. He goes up to see what the problem is and meets a lumberjack who wants all the water for himself. , Granny threatens Sylvester that if he hurts Tweety she'll kill him. Other cats in the neighborhood hear this and try to catch Tweety so Sylvester will be blamed. , Foghorn Leghorn babysits a bad boy. , Yosemite Sam selects Bugs Bunny to be a victim for the Roman Colosseum. , Sam the Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf work together but don't like each other. , The Coyote chases the Road Runner. , Sam traps Bugs and tries to cook him. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Plague (s4, ep23)

West deals with the kidnapping of the Governor's daughter while Gordon rushes to find Jim to innoculate him from the disease one of the criminals was carrying.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Indian Girl Story (s8, ep24)

"A white renegade rides into the wagon train camp with an Indian girl tied to a rope and forced to walk without food or water. He says that he is bringing her back to the tribe where she will be tortured and killed for killing the chief's son. Hawks, in charge of a smaller group until Hale and Coop meet them with the rest of the train, decides to forcibly take the girl from her sadistic captor and keep her with his group, even knowing that this may lead to an attack from the chief's tribe."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Cage Of Eagles (s2, ep30)

Nick hires Patrick Madigan as a dynamiter despite the fact that he is suspected of having a Fenian background. Tensions rise when a British mining engineer threatens to have him deported.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Two Tall Men (s10, ep33)

Matt faces fear and hostility in Ridge Town where he investigates an old murder case.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Sam Hill (s2, ep34)

Pressured to give up the land on which his mother is buried, blacksmith Sam Hill (Claude Akins) discovers that he has been sold out by his own father, and that the new owner of the property is a self-styled dictator with a private army.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Boomerang (s1, ep39)

When a rancher dies after the bank forecloses the mortgage on his property, his son blames the banker for his father's death.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Mind Reader (s1, ep40)

When a wealthy rancher is killed, Mark suggests that they seek the aid of a mind reader to identify the murderer.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Retreat (s7, ep23)

Major Cantwell can't wait to retire from the army. He was demoted from colonel for "irregularities in records," but says the charge was unfounded. He steals the $32,000 camp payroll and wraps it in a package, asking Favor to mail it for him. Kaster, the major's aid, drummed out for drinking, sees Favor take the package.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Man Who Wouldn't Talk (s2, ep3)

Chris Sorenson is shy around women and he asks Paladin to help him with his new neighbor, Senorita Maria de Castro, a lady rancher. Complicating the matter is cattle missing from the de Castro ranch.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

The Inheritance (s2, ep30)

A dying man offers Josh $2,000 to find his son, who ran away from home 15 years ago.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Pop Goes The Easel, Cookoo Cavaliers, All The World's A Stooge, Goof On The Roof, Bedlam In Paradise, Don't Throw That Knife

"The Stooges are down and out. With a cop chasing them, they flee into an artists studio where they are mistaken for students. The cop continues to hunt for them and they use a variety of disguises and tactics to elude him. A wild clay throwing fight ends the film. , The Stooges are three fish peddlers who, looking for a new business opportunity, open a beauty salon south of the border. Their first customers are some chorus girls from a local nightclub. After the Stooges completely ruin the girl's hair, and their manager finds out, the boys must leave on the run. , The Stooges become census takers and wind up in the apartment of a lady whose husband is both jealous and a knife thrower. When the husband arrives home, the boys try to hide, but are discovered, and after dodging some knives, leave on the run. , The Stooges are window washers who lose their jobs after Moe impersonates the dentist in whose office they were cleaning. On the run, they are hired by a millionaire to pose as children. It seems the man's wife wants to adopt some refugees to impress her society friends. Moe is Johnny, Curly is Frankie and Larry is Mabel. Everything goes fairly well as the lady shows off the Stooges to her friends, but they finally irritate her husband so much that he goes after them with an ax. , The Stooges are entrusted with taking care of their friend's house while he goes off to get married. At first they only wreck the place a little bit, but when they try to install a television antenna, total destruction ensues. When their friend returns with his bride, she's so shocked she walks out on him. , Shemp dies but cannot get into heaven until he reforms Moe and Larry. He returns to earth as an invisible spirit and sets out to prevent the other two Stooges, who are in league with the devil, from selling a phony invention (a fountain pen that writes under whip cream) to a rich couple. Shemp sabotages Moe and Larry' plans and makes it through the pearly gates. "

8:00pm

House of Svengoolie

Flight 7500

"Passengers experience dangers in the air as a supernatural force hijacks the plane."

10:00pm

Batman

Green Ice (s2, ep19)

Mr. Freeze returns for revenge against Batman and Robin, turning a Miss Galaxy Beauty Pageant contestant into his frozen bride and turning Gotham against the Dynamic Duo by implicating them in a bribe.

10:30pm

Batman

Deep Freeze (s2, ep20)

Mr Freeze continues to taint the Dynamic Duo's reputation and threatens to turn Gotham City to ice.

11:00pm

Star Trek

A Taste Of Armageddon (s1, ep23)

The Enterprise arrives at a planet to establish diplomatic relations and finds itself in the middle of a "peaceful" war that threatens to destroy the ship.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Divide And Conquer (s6, ep3)

An assassination attempt is made on the president of a Latin American country which the Daily Planet is visiting. Superman saves the president, but is accused of the crime.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Mysterious Cube (s6, ep4)

A criminal creates a steel cube in which to imprison himself so that he can be declared legally dead and absolved of his crimes.

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Ghost Planet (s2, ep3)

Dr. Smith, under a state of hypnosis, obeys an alluring message that redirects Jupiter 2 to a strange planet controlled by robots. Upon landing, the Robinsons find themselves enslaved by the metallic aliens inhabiting the unusual planet.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Mermaid (s3, ep19)

Crane captures a mermaid who eventually leads the sub to an undersea nuclear bomb about to explode.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Wild Journey (s2, ep24)

When human time travelers from the future arrive on the Land of the Giants for a research mission, Steve and Dan steal their time machine and try to return to the day of the Spindrift launch to prevent the fateful trip.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

One Way To The Moon (s1, ep2)

Tony and Doug materialize on the first manned flight to Mars, where their added weight forces a change in flight plans.

5:00am

The Invaders

Genesis (s1, ep5)

David Vincent discovers the aliens have taken over a sea lab for sinister purposes.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Runaway

"Adams meets a runaway slave named Isaac and decides to help him by letting stay at the cabin. Mad Jack thinks this may lead to trouble should Isaac's master come looking for him."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Miracle Of Flight

"An analysis of the ‘miracle of flight’ from the soaring condors of the Andes to the backward-flying fairy terns of Midway."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Prairie Village

"At the base of Devils Tower near Horse Heaven Pass in Wyoming, is a wilderness city populated by the ….prairie dog."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monkey Shines

"Marlin and Jim rate the I.Q.’s of the gorilla, chimpanzee, baboon, orangutan, gibbon and ring-tailed monkey."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Island Outposts

"Marlin and Jim go island-hopping around the world."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Puma Pass

"A story of the community of wildlife living in a mountain valley, reigned over by a puma who lives at the head of the pass."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Fact Or Fallacy

"Marlin and Jim set out to separate fact from fallacy among many popularly held ideas about the animal kingdom."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Brady Braves (part 3) (s3, ep3)

While trying to find their way back to camp, Bobby and Cindy encounter the Indian boy again, who leads them back to a worried Mike and Carol. However, Bobby and Cindy's wanting to help the Indian boy, Jimmy, in his quest of running away to become an astronaut gets them into more trouble.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Wheeler-dealer (s3, ep4)

After passing his driver's exam, Greg buys a car for $100 from his friend Eddie. Greg's bought a lemon though, and has a tough time getting rid of it.

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Lafe Returns (s2, ep20)

Jed is looking for a beau for his gorgeous daughter, so Drysdale and Jane set Elly up with Fred Penrod, a young accountant at the bank. However, no one can seem to get his name straight. Meanwhile, Lafe Crick returns to plant a paw-paw tree in the back yard, really to look for the Clampett fortune he still believes is buried in the back yard.

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Son Of Lafe Returns (s2, ep21)

Elly May and her new beau, Fred Penron, are getting rather serious. Meanwhile, Lafe Crick returns, this time with his son, Dub. He plans to set Dub up with Elly, to once again try to get some of Jed's money. Jed and Jethro try to hide this from Granny because the Cricks really rile her up. She sees the Cricks, but Jed tries to convince her that she is having visions.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Bonus Bucks (s3, ep20)

A dollar bill takes a zany trip—with the Ricardos and Mertzes in hot pursuit. It's a winning bill (worth $300) in a newspaper contest. It belongs to Ricky, but he gallantly slips it into Lucy's purse. Gallant isn't necessarily smart: Lucy unthinkingly gives the bill to the grocery delivery boy, who gives it to Ethel in change.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Junior Fire Chief (s4, ep34)

Beaver decides to run for junior fire chief and, to his surprise, wins. However, as soon as he's elected, he lets the responsibilities go to his head and begins issuing citations to not only his family but his neighbors as well.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Frogs (s4, ep35)

Beaver wants a canoe and makes a deal with Ward: If Beaver can come up with half the money, Ward will pay for the other half. So Beaver, comes up with a way of making money by selling frogs. However, little does he know that the man who's going to buy the frogs, uses them for class dissections.

2:00pm

Charlie's Angels

Night Of The Strangler (s1, ep3)

A series of rag doll stranglings brings Charlie's Angels in to the case. Charlie counts on Kelly's resemblance to the first murdered girl to attract the killer. The wife of a well-known fashion designer is the next victim.

3:00pm

Hart to Hart

Jonathan Hart, Jr.

"A small time crook pressures a former girlfriend to claim their young son is actually Jonathan's child."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Voodoo / Parent Trap

"Ann and Tony Kellino's fantasy to reunite their parents comes true when they set a "Parent Trap" on Fantasy Island. Bill Jordan programs Jane Howell in her sleep to believe she is Marion Connors. Jane discovers her real identity through "Voodoo" on Fantasy Island."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Pride Of The Pacific / Viking's Son / Separate Vacations / Experiment / Getting To Know You (part 1)

"Ellen and Jesse are beginning to get annoyed with each other and to find the cruise monotonous. Having been beaten during the games in Vancouver, Merrill Stubing's competitive spirit kicks in and he becomes as tough as Gunner Norquist is, upsetting Vicki and relentlessly driving his crew to physical exertion. Harry Meachum romances Britta the masseuse, who tells him Gunner Norquist hired professional athletes to rig the games."

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Theme Parks- Morgan Richardson

"Collector Morgan Richardson not only designs theme parks, he collectes all things theme park related. Disney and pop culture Expert Joel Magee joins Lisa to appraise Morgan's fantastic collection."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Kim (s2, ep6)

Hawkeye operates on a five-year-old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and has to rescue him after he wanders into the minefield.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

L.i.p. (s2, ep7)

Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but when he refuses Hawkeye and Trapper frame him. Hawkeye is upset that a nurse he was pursuing does not approve of the marriage between "a gook" and "one of us."

8:00pm

All in the Family

The Commercial (s8, ep15)

Edith is chosen to appear in a tv commericial but finds herself unable to lie when she begins to doubt the quality of the sponsor's detergent.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Aunt Iola's Visit (s8, ep17)

Archie refuses to let Edith's elderly aunt move into their spare bedroom, even after she's been turned away by every other relative.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Love Comes To The Butcher (s8, ep18)

Archie is jealous when a lonely butcher lavishes attention on Edith.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Two's A Crowd (s8, ep19)

Mike and Archie have a long talk after they find themself locked in the storeroom of Archie's Place.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meeting The Parents (s7, ep17)

Amy's parents arrive unexpectedly at her apartment.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Plan, The (s7, ep18)

Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Two Faces Of Rob (s2, ep2)

Rob disguises his voice on the phone as a practical joke, but Laura decides to play along.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Attempted Marriage (s2, ep3)

Rob recounts his hectic wedding days.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Young Man With A Horn (s4, ep26)

Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil service exam as well as his cornet.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Shadow Play (s2, ep26)

Trapped in a recurring nightmare, a man tries to persuade those who are sentencing him to death that the whole scenario is not real.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Ten Minutes From Now (s2, ep)

An apparently insane performer is suspected of making bomb threats to a local official.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Bride (s6, ep15)

Joe Corvin, a Syndicate money handler, ships millions through Swiss banks and the IMF must put him out of business. Corvin uses a courier that the IMF set up; Corvin has him killed and needs a new courier.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Not With A Whimper (s3, ep16)

Kimble arrives in the factory town of Hempstead Mills, West Virginia to assist Andrew McCallister, his longtime mentor whom is dying from lung cancer which he is confined to a wheelchair. McCallister's vigorous anti-smog campaign has earned him a reputati

4:00am

Harry O

Forty Reasons To Kill (part 1)

"Harry Orwell unearths a deadly power struggle when he investigates the murder of an old friend--and finds himself the prime suspect in a second killing."

Series premiere!

5:00am

Dragnet

The Lsd Story (s1, ep1)

Sergeant Joe Friday and his partner, Bill Gannon, encounter a freaked-out young LSD user. This is the famous "Blue Boy" episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Explosion (s1, ep2)

A neo-Nazi psycho has planted a bomb somewhere in L.A. Friday and Gannon have to find it.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 153 -- Find Me A Needle (s2, ep2)

Malloy and Reed are on the lookout for the "Mulholland Mauler," who has raped six female hitchhikers and left them for dead. They quickly make an arrest of a likely suspect and take him to the location of an abandoned vehicle, after learning its owner never made it to her destination.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 52 -- Good Cop: Handle With Care (s2, ep3)

Malloy and Reed see a man passed out in an alley and stop to lend assistance, deliver bad news to a young wife, apprehend a mentally ill man who then becomes uncontrollably violent in their patrol car, and respond to a robbery that needlessly becomes a tragedy. All along the way the officers have their every move second guessed by a pair of young, unethical freelance journalists who are determined to document police brutality.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Sew Be It!

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Goes In Business (s4, ep36)

Beaver and Gilbert begin a lawn mowing business and plan to go door to door in seach of lawns that need to be mowed. However, shortly after they venture out, Eddie gives the boys some advice that leads them into trouble and Gilbert to bail out of the business when their first client appears.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Kite Day (s4, ep37)

An upcoming father-son kite day has Beaver getting all excited when Ward agrees to participate with him. They do a great job building a kite together but when Gilbert talks Beaver into testing it out, the kite crashes and falls apart. This leaves Beaver with the duty to tell Ward just what happened.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Guilty Clients (s4, ep28)

Lola and Jeff Bronson are going through a divorce and can't wait to be rid of each other—until Bill Ryder sabotages Jeff's business and makes a play for Lola. When Ryder is found dead, Jeff and Lola are the two prime suspects.

10:00am

Matlock

The Accused: Part 1 (s9, ep)

Matlock defends a journalist who killed an underworld figure in self-defense after meeting with him for an interview.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Up Tight (s1, ep16)

After Danno fails to stop a woman from jumping to her death off a seaside cliff, McGarrett investigates David Stone, a drug-promoting professor.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Love Story (s1, ep17)

John Boy falls in love with Jenny Pendelton.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Honey Pot (s10, ep34)

Newcomer Ben Stack makes a play for saloon girl Honey Dare.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Infernal Machine (s2, ep29)

A conniving city slicker vanishes with the funds collected from townsfolk to finance the manufacture of a horseless carriage.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Patsy (s2, ep1)

A group of outlaws devise a plan to get rid of Lucas so they can take over the town of North Fork.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Bloodlines (s2, ep2)

After Lucas kills a mountain man in a barroom brawl, his father arrives in North Fork determined to take revenge on Lucas and Marshal Torrance.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Silver Lady (s8, ep25)

"Coop tells Bill the story of the Earp brothers and the Silver Lady, a woman who was encased in a coffin of sliver coins that melted around her after the stagecoach she was riding on and guarded by Morgan Earp had an accident and burned."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Details (s4, ep12)

While responding to a call, Roy and John witness a pedestrian being struck by a car. A woman is badly burnt in a fire. John thinks about settling down. A belly dancer overdoses on diet pills. A child bites a dog and the dog bites back. At a burning building, Roy and John must jump to safety.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Trial Of Henry Blake (s2, ep8)

Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge. They also put Hawkeye and Trapper under arrest so that they can't help Henry.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad... Three (s2, ep9)

Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper color the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right color blood, while he is asleep; Henry gets a movie of his daughter's birthday from home; the officers hold the monthly staff meeting.

Teri Garr makes a guest appearance!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Sniper (s2, ep10)

A lone sniper has the 4077th pinned down—including Radar and Henry in the shower. The poor boy thinks he's firing on McArthur's headquarters, and a chopper finally comes by and wounds him with gunfire from above, ending the siege. Hawkeye walks out to into the bush to tend to the wounded soldier.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Carry On Hawkeye (s2, ep11)

The camp succumbs to the Asian flu, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have to do everything themselves. As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still manages to operate when wounded arrive.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sleepover At Peggy's (s7, ep19)

Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Next? (s7, ep20)

Ray seems pleased when Debra picks an attractive friend to replace her if she dies.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Flame Grows Higher (s1, ep31)

When a POW is caught at the processing location after Stalag 13, Hogan suspects there is a traitor in the underground. Newkirk and LeBeau help him find out who it is.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Request Permission To Escape (s1, ep32)

After receiving a "Dear John" letter, Carter asks Hogan if he can escape and get back to his girlfriend.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Steve Lawrence

In Carol and Sis, Carol tries to hide that she's been drinking from her husband. Then, in Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress who's being roasted.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Hesitant Hostess (s1, ep29)

When Albert Sanders is charged with the murder of Kim Lane, Mason offers to defend him free of charge because he knows Sanders is still devastated over the accidental death of his wife and children eight years before.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Mind And The Matter (s2, ep27)

A book on the power of thought enables an irritable man to re-create the world exactly as he wants it.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Sign Of Satan (s2, ep)

During the making of a horror film, a gruesome story unfolds as the lead begins to fear that a sect of devil worshipers may try to slay him.

2:05am

Mannix

Edge Of The Knife (s2, ep3)

Surgeon Dr. Cameron McKenzie faces a difficult choice: he must let a patient die under his blade or face the death of his son, who's been kidnapped by the blackmailers.

3:05am

Cannon

Murder By Proxy (s3, ep6)

A dead man hires Cannon! The man's will requires than an investigator look into his death, so Christopher Grant hires Cannon to see if any of the man's scheming relatives might have helped him to an early exit.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Beware The Dog (s4, ep10)

A dog is the prime suspect in the fatal mauling of a man whose stepson is the dog's owner.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Kidnapping (s1, ep3)

Friday and Gannon help an employee rescue her kidnapped boss.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Interrogation (s1, ep4)

A new officer has been arrested for robbing a liquor store while on an undercover assignment.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 23: Pig Is A Three Letter Word

"The officers are subjected to verbal abuse when they arrest armed robbers."

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 83 -- A Different Thing (s2, ep5)

An older husband complains about his wife and friend's noisy karate practice. A hit and run traffic accident looks looks like a homicide. The officers use their investigative skills to locate the suspect and arrest him.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Hunkiest Man Alive

"A competition of hunks, but only one will be crowned the Hunkiest Man Alive."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Doll Buggy (s4, ep38)

Beaver buys a rundown mini-race car from Eddie and needs to find a set of wheels for it. Beaver decides to ask Penny Woods if he could have the wheels off her old doll buggy but finds himself in an awkward position: pushing a doll buggy down the street.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Substitute Father (s4, ep39)

Before leaving on a business trip, Ward asks Wally to look after June and Beaver and Wally does indeed. However, when Miss Landers hears Beaver swear at a bully, Beaver turns to Wally to handle the situation and be a "substitute father."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Jealous Journalist (s5, ep1)

The drowning death of a newspaper executive during a fishing trip sets off all kinds of repercussions at the newspaper.

10:00am

Matlock

The Accused: Part 2 (s9, ep)

Matlock defends a journalist who killed an underworld figure in self-defense after meeting with him for an interview.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Face Of The Dragon (s1, ep17)

McGarrett must locate the source of an outbreak of bubonic plague on the Hawaiian islands.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Courtship (s1, ep18)

The family sets up their cousin Cody, a 64-year-old bachelor, on a date with Cordelia Hunnicutt

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The New Society (s10, ep35)

A cowboy admires a buffalo hunter too much to admit that the man also is a thief.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Secret (s2, ep31)

Joe is accused of murdering a girl. Her father and brothers want to hang Joe, but the Cartwrights are determined to prove his innocence.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Blowout (s2, ep3)

Newly arrived gunslinger Al Walker throws a mammoth party at the saloon, keeping acting Marshal Ben Waller busy until Lucas is forced to intervene.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Obituary (s2, ep4)

Newspaperman Byron Claremont specializes in profiles of famous gunmen. One of his stories was responsible for an old-time marshal's death; and his next subject is Lucas.

Series finale!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jarbo Pierce Story (s8, ep26)

"The series' final episode begins and ends with the two characters who stayed with it from beginning to end, as Charlie tells Hawks about his earlier days working for trading post operator Jarbo Pierce. Jarbo, once a wild, hard-drinking man, had become a minister, though he could still take on any man who tried to fight him. When his younger brother Adam arrived at the post Jarbo found himself at odds with him as Adam preferred the wilder ways of life and didn't understand Jarbo's concerns for the Indians he traded with, and began working with a man who wanted to use ..."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Parade (s4, ep13)

Roy and John finally restore their old fire engine to ride in the California Fire Fighters Parade. A man with heart problems causes an accident for which the other driver blames herself. Dr. Early treats a patient who has a seizure in the waiting room. A man on a date passes out and has difficulty breathing. A child's medical condition causes an argument between his divorced parents.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Incubator (s2, ep12)

Hawkeye and Trapper recover from an all night party. Henry gets a barbecue, and Hawkeye puts in a request for an incubator. The Quartermaster turns him down. They locate a Major with three incubators, but he won't let them have one.

Pat Morita and John Ritter guest star!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Deal Me Out (s2, ep13)

Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an intelligence officer against regulations, and Sidney helps talk a soldier out of his plan to kill Frank.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hot Lips And Empty Arms (s2, ep14)

Margaret revaluates her life, deciding to leave Frank and ask for a transfer, which is granted. She gets drunk at her goodbye party, but is sobered up in the shower when wounded start arriving. She changes her mind when she realizes how loyal her friends are.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Officers Only (s2, ep15)

Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them three days in Tokyo, and Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Shower, The (s7, ep21)

Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bachelor Party, The (s7, ep23)

Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan Gives A Birthday Party (s2, ep1)

Hogan hijacks a German bomber, and plans to use it to destroy an oil refinery and foil a German general who knows about the his operation.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Schultz Brigade (s2, ep2)

Klink and two other prison camp kommandants are arrested for conspiring against General Burkhalter.

"Tough guy" Telly Savalas takes the stage with Carol Burnett.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Telly Savalas

In The Broken Merger, two business partners decide to separate, terminating their merger. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Bolger's Coffee and Sineoff Tablets. Finally, in Poopi Le Moko, a bored criminal risks his life for a dangerous love.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Screaming Woman (s1, ep30)

Gossip columnist Mary K. Davis is found murdered and it seems there is no shortage of suspects.

Can you spot the real martian in this memorable episode?

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up (s2, ep28)

Troopers follow the tracks from a frozen pond into a diner. Inside they find a soda jerk, a bus driver and his seven passengers. The bus driver is certain only six people boarded his bus.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Who Needs An Enemy? (s2, ep)

In this comedy-drama, dishonest Charlie Osgood hits upon an odd way to evade prosecution.

2:05am

Mannix

Who Will Dig The Graves? (s2, ep6)

David Phillips hires Mannix to locate his missing and presumed dead wife. Mannix won't stop digging until he no longer smells a rat, and there's a stench surrounding Phillips.

3:05am

Cannon

Night Flight To Murder (s3, ep7)

A man hires Cannon to find out who is using trained dogs to kill the man he served with in Vietnam, and why. It might have something to do with the unit's commanding officer, permanently disabled, perhaps by his own men.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Blood Relations (s4, ep11)

Barnaby is hired to replace a detective who was murdered while looking for a woman's biological mother.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Masked Bandits (s1, ep5)

Four bandits wearing red masks commit a series of robberies.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Bank Examiner Swindle (s1, ep6)

Two con men, posing as bank examiners, are bilking the elderly out of their life savings.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 103 -- A Sound Like Thunder (s2, ep6)

Malloy and his date join Reed and his expecting wife on a weekend trip to a ghost town, but soon they cross paths with a dangerous motorcycle gang.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 63 -- Baby (s2, ep7)

Reed's wife is in the hospital expecting their first child, and Reed soon regrets his decision to report for work as usual. Out on patrol, they encounter a drunken man directing traffic, chase down a robbery suspect, investigate the theft of money from washing machines and become involved in a minor traffic accident that results in a major delay.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Toon In's Wellness Wednesday: Fitness

"Determined to meet his fitness goals, Bill learns easy, low-impact exercises to get healthy in 2026."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally Goes Steady (s5, ep1)

Ward and June find themselves in the dark when they hear through the grapevine that not only is Wally going steady with Evelyn Boothby but that wedding bells may be heard soon. Meanwhile, Wally gets a different picture of marital life through Evelyn's sister and her husband.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

No Time For Baby Sitters

"June, Ward and Wally are going out for the evening and not wanting to worry about Beaver, June calls a babysitter, despite Beaver's pleas against the idea."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Impatient Partner (s5, ep2)

Paint manufacturer Amory Fallon suspects that his partner, Ned Thompson, is behind a mysterious fire and explosion.

10:00am

Matlock

The Scandal (s9, ep)

When Matlock defends an attorney accused of murdering her boss, he also uncovers a history of sexual harassment involving the law firm.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Box (s1, ep18)

Big Chicken returns in a tense prison hostage drama when McGarrett has to give himself over to the criminals as a bargaining chip and use psychology to take control of the situation.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Gypsies (s1, ep19)

A band of gypsies are traveling through Walton's Mountain when they become stranded

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

He Who Steals (s10, ep36)

Festus goes after the bandits who robbed and assaulted Doc.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Elizabeth, My Love (s2, ep33)

Ben recalls his days at sea and how he met his first wife, Elizabeth, when Adam falls gravely ill.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Tension (s2, ep5)

Gavin and Ezra Martin think that Lucas killed their son, Clemmie, while taking part in a train robbery. Lucas refuses to tell them what really happened.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Eddie's Daughter (s2, ep6)

After the daughter of Lucas' friend arrives in North Fork, two strangers threaten her life.

Series premiere!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Willy Moran Story (s1, ep1)

Willy Moran, Adams' old Civil War commanding officer, is now a drunkard. Adams offers him a job on the wagon train, provided that he can stay sober.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Bash (s4, ep14)

A man is trapped on a film set with a bear. When Roy and John rescue him, they are invited to a "thing" that the man is giving later that week. John talks Roy into getting overdressed for the event. Dr. Brackett treats a man suffering from trichinosis. A bomb blast injures two men. The paramedics resuscitate a musician at the party.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Henry In Love (s2, ep16)

Henry returns from a week in Tokyo, announcing that he is in love with a 20-year-old girl named Nancy Sue Parker. When she arrives for the weekend, it isn't long before she starts making advances on Hawkeye.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

For Want Of A Boot (s2, ep17)

In this riotous episode, Hawkeye gets wrapped up in a convoluted scheme to procure a new pair of boots.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Operation Noselift (s2, ep18)

Private Baker, who is always going AWOL, is desperate for plastic surgery on his nose. Hawkeye gets an old friend, and plastic surgeon, to visit the camp, promising him a nurse called "The Barracuda." They put together an elaborate scheme to perform the operation without Frank or Margaret finding out.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Chosen People (s2, ep19)

A Korean family sets up camp in the middle of the compound. A Korean woman with a baby comes looking for the father, and names Radar.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Wedding Part 1 (s7, ep24)

Like their relationship, Robert and Amy's road to the altar is rocky.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Wedding Part 2 (s7, ep25)

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Diamonds In The Rough (s2, ep3)

A German officer threatens to expose Hogan unless he is paid a million dollars in diamonds.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Operation Briefcase (s2, ep4)

Hogan is ordered to give a German general a briefcase containing a time bomb to assassinate Hitler.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Eydie Gorme And Rich Little

In Silent Night, Carol and Harvey pantomime a marital spat. Then, in Salute to Alfred Hitchcock, Carol and the gang parody classic films, including "North by Northwest" and "Psycho". Finally, in Remembrance of Edna, Harvey finds a woman who looks exactly like his deceased wife.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fiery Fingers (s1, ep31)

When wealthy Louise Gordon is poisoned to death her nurse is charged with the crime. Mason does some digging and discovers that the first wife of the victim's husband also died of poisoning. Is the husband really the culprit or could it be someone else?

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Obsolete Man (s2, ep29)

In a future state where religion and books have been banned, a librarian is judged obsolete and sentenced to death.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Bed Of Roses (s2, ep)

A date with his girlfriend turns into a nightmare for newly wed George Maxwell.

2:05am

Mannix

In Need Of A Friend (s2, ep10)

After discovering that a man he sent to prison for embezzlement may be innocent, Mannix works to find evidence that will clear him.

3:05am

Cannon

Come Watch Me Die (s3, ep8)

A mob killer murders Cannon's client. But the killer is someone Cannon will never suspect, and that leaves him unprepared when he is accused of the crime.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Taste For Murder (s4, ep12)

A young man's long-range plans clash with his girlfriend's personal ambition, leading them to commit murder out of greed.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Hammer (s1, ep7)

An elderly apartment manager is found to have been beaten to death with a hammer.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Candy Store Robberies (s1, ep8)

Friday and Gannon try to figure out a pattern to a series of candy store hold-ups. The solution comes when they discover that there are two suspects.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 93 -- Once A Junkie (s2, ep8)

A former convict and informant who Malloy helped give a second chance is accused of assaulting a priest, dealing drugs and stealing a gun after being fired from his dish-washing job at Duke's Longhorn Café. Malloy and Reed set out to determine if his story, which is full of suspicious coincidences, is actually true.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 123 -- Courtroom (s2, ep9)

Reed feels a strong sense of accomplishment when he stumbles upon a large stash of narcotics as he secures a residence after executing a traffic warrant with Malloy and Officer Ed Wells. He's in for a rude awakening at the trial, however, when he's cross examined by the defense attorney.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Palmetto State

"Bill and Toony journey across South Carolina on their latest stop trekkin' across every state in America."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Car (s5, ep3)

For $25, Wally buys a car and signs a contract with the owner knowing full well what he's getting, a car that doesn't start. Wally quickly finds himself with more trouble then he bargained for when the lemon becomes a fixture in front of the Cleaver home.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Birthday (s5, ep4)

Beaver has told his parents that he doesn't want anything big for his birthday and they decide to respect his wishes and give him a gift of money. Beaver also gets quite a bit of money from other relatives and finds himself debating on whether or not to spend it or put in the bank, like his parents suggest.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Missing Melody (s5, ep3)

Mason and Della attend the wedding of Polly Courtland to Eddy King. The ceremony is halted at the altar when Polly begins screaming "No! No!" and hurriedly exits the church.

10:00am

Matlock

The Dare (s9, ep)

An eccentric millionaire tells Matlock that he wouldn't be able to solve the perfect murder if it were handed to him on a silver platter. To prove his point, he kills Matlock's friend and successfully frames another man for the crime.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

One For The Money (s1, ep19)

When a girl is found murdered and numbered ‘one,' McGarrett suspects a serial killer.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Deed (s1, ep20)

The validity of the Waltons' claim to their land is questioned when they cannot produce a legal deed to the property.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Seven Hours To Dawn (s11, ep1)

A treacherous gang of outlaws takes over Dodge.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Dream Riders (s2, ep32)

When an old friend of Ben's comes to town testing out hot air baloons, no one knows what he is really up to. Things get even more complicated and confusing when the Major's daughter arrives.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Panic (s2, ep7)

Town character Brett Conway blackmails Lucas with the knowledge that a young couple Lucas rescued are suffering from yellow fever.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Ordeal (s2, ep8)

When their wagon breaks down, Mark and an injured Lucas are stranded in the desert.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jean Lebec Story (s1, ep2)

A New Orleans aristocrat escorting a young lass to San Francisco arouses the fury of a tyrannical town boss.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Transition (s4, ep15)

A high school classmate of John’s is assigned as Squad 51's new paramedic trainee. The firemen rescue a man trapped in his kitchen after a hydrogen sulfide explosion. The paramedics help treat accident victims at the hospital and tend to child at an amusement park. When an intoxicated man turns out to be a snakebite victim, Roy is hit in the eyes with cobra venom. Back at the amusement park, a heart attack victim is trapped high in the air.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

As You Were (s2, ep20)

While there are no casualties, Hawkeye and Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail. Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, their own side shells the camp, hitting the generator, and Radar tries to get through to tell someone to stop the shelling.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Crisis (s2, ep21)

The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated socks. The toilet paper supply is worst hit, and then wounded start arriving.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

George (s2, ep22)

Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Mail Call (s2, ep23)

The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitious company, Pioneer Aviation.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Baggage (s7, ep22)

Ray and Debra wind up in a two-week standoff over a suitcase.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fun With Debra (s8, ep1)

Debra admits to Ray that she's disappointed they no longer have fun.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Battle Of Stalag 13 (s2, ep5)

Two German officers interfere with Hogan's operations when one tries to turn Stalag 13 into an officer's retirement home the other wants to use the facilities to interrogate the citizens of the local town.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Rise And Fall Of Sergeant Schultz (s2, ep6)

Hogan is stymied in the rescue of a captured member of the underground until a potential diversion appears in the form of an old WWI buddy of Sgt. Schultz.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Alan King And Lena Zavaroni

In Sidewalk Stars, two aging stars reunite on Hollywood Boulevard while they clean their star square. Then, in Fans, Carol finds love at a baseball game. Finally, in The Package, a school teacher discovers an unattended package and claims it as her own.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Substitute Face (s1, ep32)

Mason and Della are traveling on a cruise ship returning to Los Angeles from Vancouver. Carl Houser jumps overboard and is presumed drowned. Houser later turns up on shore but with a bullet wound in his body.

Charles Bronson and Elizabeth Montgomery guest star!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Two (s3, ep1)

A man and a woman, on opposite sides of a future war, encounter each other in a deserted town.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Second Verdict (s2, ep)

An attorney learns that his acquitted client is in fact a murderer and may kill for a second time.

2:05am

Mannix

Night Out Of Time (s2, ep11)

Cliff Ross, Jr. awakens in big trouble. A girl is dead, there's evidence he was in some kind of fight and he can't remember what actually happened. Unless Mannix can help him reconstruct events, he's likely to go to prison.

3:05am

Cannon

The Perfect Alibi (s3, ep9)

Cannon tries to extract reporter Peggy Angel from a clever frame. Who is the real murderer, and why frame this particular person?

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Final Burial (s4, ep13)

A woman hires Barnaby to find her missing husband and the detective's investigation uncovers bigamy, blackmail and murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Fur Job

"Gannon goes undercover as a buyer in order to trap fur thieves"

5:30am

Dragnet

The Jade Story (s1, ep10)

More than $200,000 worth of imperial jade is reported stolen. Friday and Gannon determine the burglary was an inside job.

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